Alright /k/
You have the entirety of the non-weeb part of this board as an army, outfitted with whatever gear they own. For the sake of hypotheticals, there is no infighting on either side. The enemy has a supply of body pillows and cum socks, in addition to the normal supply of a military, unless you can somehow sever their supply train.
Now, you are in an all-out land war against the dirty weeaboo scum of this board. Your battleground consists of something similar to the countryside of Normandy a la ww2, with towns and villages but we'll pretend there are no cities.
How do you purge the board /k/?
>pic not relevant
>>29517098
well knowing /k/ we probably have a lot of thermite and napalm, and somebody could probably make a flamethrower.
so we burn them out.
burn down everything, nothing survives.
then we roll in with all the heavy stuff first, MGs and shit and kill the stragglers.
set up a base and have the normal guys clear out anyone that somehow managed to survive.
rinse and repeat until we win.
why not round up weebs and use them as forces labor
put them to work shoveling weeb shit (pillows/cartoon dvds/etc) into incinerators
they refuse to work then throw them in too
>>29517098
The mistake you've made is that a good chunk of the people here are weebs, and own better gear than you because weebs have more cash than you.
>>29517265
>this whole post
it's hard to tell who is and isn't a weeb sometimes here.
>>29517098
Shut down the servers
>>29517265
A shame that most of them nullify their goodies by being so unfit and overweight.
>>29518442
Also true.
I like to think it's about a 50/50 mix though. Surely not all of them are disgustingly fat.
>>29517859
I mean going by THIS definition I don't think there's any armed weeb, none of the kawaii desu /k/ommandos are weebs, so I think it would be a complete slaughter. I'd also wager that the weeb defined by this anon's pic related is the true definition, rather than anyone who even peripherally enjoys anime. (which I think would include most of the people who passed through Baghdad, coming or going)
>>29518442
>>29517320
See above.
>>29518551
You're right- the other half is hungry-hungry skeletons.
>>29518588
I'm just barely above hungry skellington. I'm 6'1 and 170.
>>29517098
What's the matter, Anon?
I have a folder of at least 100 of these images just for you.
>>29517098
>>29518570
Sure is faggot here
>>29518570
If you're going to draw arbitrary lines you'll need to also enlist anyone who doesn't fit the weeb prime archtype. so that would literally be like .01% of the board.
>>29517098
>You have the entirety of the non-weeb part of this board as an army
So, a grand total of four noguns shitposters?
>>29520734
Also, OP, this is you.
>>29517098
>You have the entirety of the non-weeb part of this board as an army,
Shit. Outnumbered.
>>29517098
>wanting a civil war
For what purpose? All it brings is chaos and destruction, then the exact same status quo afterwards.
>>29517098
I feel no need to wage war against weebs.
>>29517098
>You have the entirety of the non-weeb part of this board as an army
so like 10 people
>>29517098
people on 4chan need to realize that non weebs are a minority
I gather my men around me (all 12 of them) and then detonate the explosives, taking all dirty non-believers to hell with me
I'm awarded 72 waifus and eternal glory for my bravery