>You hear the tinlking glass
>YES
>You hear two pairs of footsteps downstairs
>You have four kids and a a wife in the house. All have separate bedrooms.
Which do you reach for? Why?
1911 and my torch because Im a rational human being.
>>29435291
>torch
You are not rational, you are a britfag!
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A 1911!
YOU ARE A PHONY!!!
>>29435286
My Beretta because bonjourno spaghetti
>>29435286
Why is my wife and my wifes kids sleeping in a different bedroom? Today is Wednesday, tyrone only comes on the weekends....
Something is not right.
I reach for my belt, walk downstairs, and spank my kids cuz they should get back in bed instead of up breaking shit
My wife's kid made me put my guns in a safe so I don't think I'd be able to get them again
AR, obviously. I wouldn't want my whole house to be leveled.
>>29435286
Obrez
Do I have earpro nearby? AR.
Do I not have earpro nearby? G17.
AR pistols are fucking loud as shit indoors and will pop your head cherries.
>>29435576
So with a G17.
Whichever can put a bullet in my brain faster because I was willing to stamp the can, but not to stamp the AR that doesn't even have a light on it Because I ran out of money putting a RMR on a block and got left with a shitty sight mark.
My 1911
It's always sitting loaded with 230gr Gold Dots cocked and locked on my bedside table for just that reason.
>>29435576
So in his scenario, the suppressed G17 because he wants his family to still have their hearing too.
>>29435302
> 10,000bc + 12016
>not using a flaming stick to for cqc and home defense
>>29435760
>opting for shit
Just sad.
Dual USP's for maximum oper8ability.
Being behind the gun and in the next room are not really equivalent.
>>29435615
>stamp the AR
That's an AR pistol m8, you don't need a stamp for anything other than the can.
>>29435286
>four kids and a a wife in the house. All have separate bedrooms.
Wow, I have a huge fucking house. No wonder I'm getting robbed.
>>29435286
Pistol.
Its got a light on it, and a can. The light can be control with the firing hand. Opening doors, hitting light switches, picking up sleeping children is a thing. HD weapons should be able to fired and the light on them manipulated with just one hand.
That said pistol rounds are dildos, but dildos that will go through many panes of drywall.
>>29436407
Stamp to make it an actual SBR man. The regular tube works OK since ARs are softies, but within the context of this scenario putting more into then actual handgun than the rifle is questionable
>>29435824
with FMJs? Kek
>RIP wife
>>29435286
Why aren't you sleeping in the same room as your wife?
>>29437489
Things have been a little rocky since OP brought home a Hi-Point instead of bread for the kids.
>>29437489
she's sleeping with the bull
>>29437589
What'd he do with the change?
>>29435824
>USP
>9x19mm
kek
>>29437644
Holy shit mein seids
>>29435286
I impale them on my throbbing erection.
and have the glock just in case.
>>29435824
Lara Croft pls stahp
>>29437729
So I see you too use the ol' cock and glock trick.
>>29437600
Kek
>>29435310
>safety disengaged
>>29435788
Underrated post
>>29437791
>Be innahome at night gettin sexy with the wife
>Hear my front window shatter and two people climbing in
>Get up and start to run downstairs to confront robbers
>Grab glock just in case
>As I'm running down the stairs, I see the outline of a melanin enriched individual coming up the stairs
>Instinctively fling myself forward raging boner first
>Whosayscockacan'tfly.jpeg
>Land on top of robber, all 6.5 inches sinking into his eye socket
>Other robber sees me and begins to flee, shouting something about being skull fucked
>Slide still hard dick out of robber one's eye
>The friction and sheer excitement cause me to orgasm like I never have before
>Feel the power welling up behind my throbbing head as I aim it robber 2
>A white stream of liquid vengeance shoots from my erection, so concentrated it slices of robber 2's arm
>Walk over to robber 2 exhausted, out of my special ammo
>Decide to just shoot him to end his misery
>The police officers face when I tell him what just went down
>>29437944
Never change /k/
>>29437059
She's a bitch anyway. Just kidding, it would be loaded with 147 gr. HST's (I have two cases sitting in the closet).
>>29437644
I only have one USP 45, it wouldn't be the same as duals. If I get a second USP 45 or an HK 45, I'll switch.
>>29437767
Barrel weight is on the way.
>>29437944
Holy fuck
>>29435310
Nice mug bro
>>29435286
I reach for my tactical baby-killer full auto Assault Rifle 15, complete with high capacity clip loaded with cop-killing, baby-homing bullitz
In all honesty, though, I reach for my Beretta 92FS.
>>29438128
A fan of the M9 or you just like the 92fs?
>>29435788
what would you even do with a flaming stick in cqc? like this?
>>29438161
I just like it. Sits nicely in the hand and is easy to shoot. Haven't had any troubles with it so far.
>>29438194
do you have monster hands good sir? or extremely lanky fingers?
>>29436951
What?
>>29435286
more importantly, why do you and your wife have different rooms?
this situation isnt right from the start.
>>29438194
I'm the same way. I got the Inox though because I live in a very humid area.
>>29438223
The wife and the kids are all in different rooms, you and your wife don't necessarily have different rooms.
>>29438175
>castle doctriiiiiiine
Sides officially in orbit
>>29438220
Stamp the AR so you can put on a stock or something like that
>>29435316
Kek, where does your wife's son sleep?
>>29437944
Jesus fuck anon
