So I notice a lot of you other mother fuckers are rampant drunks like myself. You being lovers of the drink as well, I have some questions for you all that will hopefully spark some lively discussion. (shitposting likely)
Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
What do you drink?
How drunk do you usually get?
Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
>greentext it
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar? Why? Did you give the bouncers trouble?
My answers:
>worked in bars every week since I was 20, go out 2-3 times a week
>Miller light (pic related is from my dirty ass basement), a few local beers, Makers and ginger ale, Buffalo Trace, Bulleit Rye, Rumplemintz, Bacardi Bombs, and Tequila when it's paid for.
>carry my knife when I'm out, add the P30Sk when working
>way too many of those stories to greentext but I can tell a few gems if interested
>never been asked to leave but if I was, I wouldn't cause any trouble
Also, ask me anything about working at a bar. I've worked at 5 bars for 2 different owners since starting and have been at it for awhile now. I'll swing through work here in a bit and take a picture of the "weapon wall" which is a bunch of framed photos of shit we've taken from people we've kicked out. It's knives, revolvers, knuckles and all sorts of shit. I've seen things you wouldn't even believe...
>>29366795
Don't carry a gun when you are going to be drinking
>>29366819
Clearly. I don't drink when I'm working. I do carry though, we get a lot of people that have issue with our dress code. I've had my life threatened multiple times over stupid shit like telling someone they can't bring a snapback into the bar.
>>29366795
I go out a good bit for my drinking
I tend to either drink bourbon whiskey or rum
I normally get a little bit passed buzzed when I go out, I'm passed that needing to always get blitzed part of my life (though I still do sometimes)
I might carry a knife if I forget to take it out of my pants but no, I never mix guns with alcohol
>barfight
most recent
>be me
>inna titty bar in Duluth because idk, not even from the midwest
>guy comes up and starts squawking about the bruins and me being bandwagon fan (it was 2012 so they were on fire)
>not so politely inform him I'm from Mass and that my state is better at hockey
>he shoves me
>I punch him in the mouth
>get him on ground
>punch him a few more times
>bouncer stun guns us both
>punch him one more time after stun gun
they were kicking us out when the bar tender told the bouncer I was just defending myself so I got to stay. 4/10 wouldn't recommend
>>29366795
>Drink out
If I'm not broke
>What do you drink?
Chivas. Tons of chivas. Tons of Yuengling. I prefer bourbon but really like Chivas, I try to stick to whisky and beer.
>How drunk do you usually get?
About a 7, sometimes more, often less. I have a problem, but I'm OK with the problem.
>Weapon
Knife, always, 24/7. Mostly a tool. Carrying drunk or in bars is usually illegal in most states.
>Bar fight
Nope, never even seen one.
>Thrown out
Never thrown out or cut off, but I did get refused entry once after my friends went in for bing too drunk. I guess I gave him trouble because I waited five minutes and tried again without my coat (I definitely WAS drunk enough to think that would work).
>Tell stories!
Just do it OP, don't be a faggot
>>29366795
I'm posting without my trip because people I know on here will recognize me if I post the story.
I'm in a touring band so we frequently play out both local and out of state. I drink when I'm out, I usually don't carry when I'm drinking because there's a chance I may be around narcotics since it's a punk rock scene and I don't want to be part of anything that will turn into a major issue if I had a firearm on me. If I'm not going to be drinking a lot I'll carry and generally keep away from people smoking pot or anything. If I'm just at the bar hanging out and not at a show I always carry and drink at a rate to where I'll be able to drive myself home. If I can't drive myself home then it stays in the glove box. I was in about 20 fights last summer because there was a period of time where we were out at shows or playing shows literally 7 days a week.
My New Year's resolution is to avoid violence.
I'll green text the latest fight.
Answers though;
>Yes I drink, often
>Usually beers; Duke's, Budweiser, Yuengling, PBR, Miller Lite, Landshark, Carona, basically anything someone hands me but I really prefer Landshark for my lighter colored beers and Duke's for my darker. Liqour is Whiskey or nothing.
>If I'm driving I drink maybe 4 beers over the course of 4 hours. Otherwise I go full degenerate and destroy waffle house bathrooms
>Carry some random Smith and Wesson knife if I'm drinking heavily, my Glock 26 if I'm drinking lightly usually IWB appendix.
>Yes, way too many.
>Yes, got into a fight with a bouncer for drinking in the back while my band was loading up. I didn't fight him because the bar owner is a friend but his friend hit my beer out of my hand. Both him and the bar owner apologized. I've seen him and he apologized, his friend isn't allowed back at that specific bar apparently. Don't know how much truth there is to that and I don't really care.
What's the most brutal domestic violence incident you've ever seen?
>>29366935
So latest fight.
>go to local degenerate punk rock bar
>place was an auto garage in a past life, somewhere nicer than it is now back in the '50s, destroyed by poverty and government incompetence
>punk band is playing
>i'm not even playing that night, it's just a friend's band and I'm riding with a friend so I'm drinking pretty hard
>slamdancing in the pit
>I knock some guy down, I'm a big motherfucker so I guess I probably did hit him too hard
>he's drinking more than me but I'm definitely a little drunk
>I'm already on the other side of the room when he gets up
>he comes straight at me while everyone is moshing and tries to elbow me in the head while I'm not looking
>I see it last minute and get out of the way
>every stops moshing and starts looking at us
>I shove him back against the bar like 10 feet away
>he's just standing there fuming and I'm standing there way calmer than he is
>I shrug my shoulders and tell him "If you want to fucking punch me just punch me you dumb son of a bitch"
>he runs up and punches me in the face
>I blacked out here but I thought I hit him 4 times
>my friends all say that I hit him like 20 times across the room and then he collapsed on the ground
>the bar owner starts screaming for me to stop
>I immediately do and tell him that it's all cool and that I'm not going to fuck him up and that he just tried to hit me
>me and the bartender are buddies since I play there a lot
>I pick up the guy off the ground and his lips are split and his nose is bleeding from the bridge
>his pregnant drunk girlfriend is next to us freaking out
>I tell her it's okay
>ask bartender for two beers
>give the guy one and open the other
>literally drink a beer with the guy I just devastated
>and that's how I met what turned out to be a totally cool dude
>>29366910
Aight
>be me
>be 20 years old
>have to be 20 and a day to work (not serving) at a bar
>second weekend doing security
>day after halloween
>tons of people in costume
>manager says "Anon, you have one job tonight. No one gets on this stage and you don't leave it unless a fight breaks out"
>K boss, sounds cool
>be standing on back corner of stage
>band is loud as fuck
>ears still ringing with plugs in
>can't see shit because stage lights in my face
>sweating balls
>band stops for a minute to tune up
>*CRASH SCREAM*
>walk to front of stage to see what's up
>girl in full on Wonder Woman costume with whip and all pushes through the crowd to me
>blood all over her face but lol whatever it's halloween
>I say trying to be suave "what's the matter hun?"
>"I JUST GOT STABBED IN THE FACE WITH A MOTHER FUCKING BOTTLE!!! THAT NASTY OLD GRANNY BITCH STABBED ME WITH A BOTTLE!!!"
>realize she's serious and there is now a good stream of her own blood trickling down her cleavage from her face
>weird erection
>look up to see 50+ year old woman smash the bottle on the floor, flip us off and sprint out the door
>escort Wonder Woman outside and get and ambulance on the way
>go over to manager and recap whole story to him half expecting to get reprimanded for not catching the lady
>he laughs and shakes his head
>"Welcome to downtown" he says and tells me to go back inside
>>29366935
I have a good one, I'll hit you with it here in a little bit, I'm about to go run an errand.
>>29367017
Fight before that
>same bar
>My band played a short 20 minute set because it was like 105 degrees in this bar (florida summer)
>guy comes up with his girlfriend
>she gets into the pit with a bunch of really drunk dudes
>one dude is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more drunk than everyone but he's also our buddy
>friend's band is playing
>chick gets inevitably knocked over by our super drunk buddy
>her chad boyfriend runs over and she jumps back up in time to stop him from hitting the super drunk guy
>she calms him down
>drunk friend didn't even fucking notice this
>still in the pit
>this stupid cunt gets back into the pit, she's clearly trying to start a fight
>she gets it when she gets knocked over again and her boyfriend runs over and starts knocking the fuck out of drunk friend
>I let him get his ass handed to him for a minute and then step over when the chad grabs him by his collar
>I put my hands on his arms and tell him that it's over and he won and it's time to call it quits
>he puts his hands around my buddy's throat
>I put him in chokehold while he's still holding him
>Broke my ribs in yet another degenerate fight a few weeks ago when I went and saw Strung Out
>he starts elbowing me right in my sore ribs
>I don't know what the move is called but I put him in a headlock and then pivot backwards to drop him from a chokehold onto his head lifting him straight over my body
>he lands on his head
>then his back
>he's lying still with his eyes open
>I'm dead certain I just copped a manslaughter charge
>I sit up and start asking him if he's good as his friends rush up
>he starts coughing, knocked the wind out of him
>he stands up and falls back over as he gets to his feet
>stands up again and sits down
>walks out of the bar
>all my friends are surrounding me by this point
>then he runs back in with his buddies in tow
>his friend runs up and swings on me while one of my huge friends (6'4, 360lbs fat bearmode) starts leveling the original guy's face
cont
>>29367038
Holy fuck lol
>>29367122
>I hit his friend twice in the face and shove him back
>he falls over
>I put my hand up to his other buddy and he pulls his friend away from my buddy who is fucking him up
>My huge friend pulls out a fucking black object
>I think it's a gun since I know he's interested in guns
>I pick him up and push him up against the wall with my right forearm
>use my other hand to grab his wrist and start slamming it against the wall yelling for him to drop whatever it is
>he does
>It's a knife
>I tell him he's retarded for pulling it out and he is like in complete shock like you get when you get sucker punched
>I think he really blacked out for a moment
>we step out front and the bar owner kicks the chadbro out and they leave
>we sit out front and smoke cigarettes and drink and he thanks me for keeping him from doing something that stupid
>show continues
He's my nigga.
>>29367162
>at another show
>it's a bigger band
>none of my friends are playing it
>there with a couple friends
>couple other friends are there anyway
>the guy who gets way too drunk is there again
>he inevitably knocks into someone else and then falls over
>some guy gets on him and starts sucker punching the fuck out of him
>this guy didn't even get hit
>I hit him in the side of the head twice and kick him over
>some guy grabs me by the arm and I throw him to the ground and step away from both of them
>tell them both to stay the fuck away from me
>tell the dude who grabbed me not to fucking touch me
>guy who was beating on the drunk guy gets thrown out
>I tell the drunk guy I'm not saving his ass ever again and to fuck off
>>29367162
LOL, you're just a stabbing waiting to happen, aren't you, Kid?
What do you drink?
Whiskey: Tullamore Dew (w/ gingerale sometimes), Jameson (w/ gingerale sometimes), Tyrconnell, Powers, Bushmills, Old Grand-Dad neat.
Shots: Malort, Jameson.
Beer: Guinness.
Usually will start the night with a craft cocktail, since i work at a craft cocktail bar
How drunk do you usually get?
when im working slightly buzzed, average maybe 5 or 6 shots over 3 hours, we don't take shots until 11:30pm at the earliest.
Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
No firearm when working, just a benchmade adamas knife.
Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
no.
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar?
Told a female bartender to mind her own fucking business when she interrupted a conversation I was having and told me I was "being an asshole" to a girl (who knew me from the bar I work at) who was following me around. I told her to close my tab and I started walking out with the receipts without leaving a merchant copy. They chased after me and told me to sign and leave a copy, i scribbled a giant zero and then they told me i was "out" (i was leaving anyway before being told to leave, but i guess it still counts?)
Did you give the bouncers trouble?
bouncer just stood next to me, hes supposedly an iraq vet with a few loose screws.
>>29366795
>been bartending for a year now
>craft beers (reds, American ales, saisons, sours), old fashioneds, gin & tonics
>concealed carry not permitted in my state, do have a CRKT folder usually, but don't consider it a weapon
>been a bouncer. Thrown out a few people physically. Got bottled and quit bouncing.
>in the army at a BYOB strip club
>two staff sergeants get accused of having fake takes
>they argue with bartenders
>4 bouncers roll up
>approx. 20 guys from the unit roll up
>shouting
>bouncers ask us to leave
>give us our beer back
You a bouncer?
>>29367325
I'm taking the opportunity to step away from shows right now. I work at night and am about to start school full time.
>>29367391
*fake tickets, for the BYOB beers.
>>29366795
Idiocracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icmRCixQrx8
Mall cop 2
The glass collector edition
>>29366795
>tfw 5 months sober
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
I got to a couple bars once or twice a week.
>What do you drink?
Whatever the fuck I feel like.
>How drunk do you usually get?
I don't.
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind?
Sometimes
>What do you carry?
Knife
>Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
Not once.
>>29366795
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
I do, but I don't like it. I'm not antisocial I just like one or two friends at a time at most.
>What do you drink?
Whatever's available. I just turned 21 so it's not like I've been spoiled for choice.
>How drunk do you usually get?
Giggly drunk. Singing at the top of my lungs drunk. Usually not black out drunk.
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
No, since again I just turned 21 and haven't been able to get a license yet.
>Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
Nope.
>Have you ever been thrown out of a bar? Why? Did you give the bouncers trouble?
I almost got thrown out for looking underage last week actually, like the bouncer didn't even check my id he just grabbed me and I had to pull it out and show him.
>>29366795
I go to a Ukrainian National Home bar (US).
Usually 3-4 beers in as many hours.
No weapons. No fights. It's members only unless it's a holiday and that just doesn't happen there.
Yes they hate Russians.
>>29367325
Walter mitty tough guy fantasy.
Started working in bars at 16, learned to have drunks, never drank until I was 25. Worked the door or two years, never had to laid a hand on anyone because that *IS NOT* what it is about it is about being able to talk confidently and project that. Have done bare knuckle prize fights because I needed the money to live. Live in rough areas, worked private protection have been stabbed once, slashed once, had my noise broken and my right eye bust up. Never had a client injured, never had to stab or shoot anyone.
Anyone who thinks that brawls, drinking and carrying a knife or gun is manly is a fucking retard manchild. Be real fucking careful though because if you get pissed and start acting out your bullshit road house fantasies someone will stick a shiv in your gut or wind up doing 20 to life. Drunks are pathetic dribbling scum and cunts who get drunk carrying knives or guns deserve to face time if they get in any trouble....it is the fucking opposite of being right with guns.
I've read some shite OP but you take the fucking prize of one million courics
>>29366862
You antagonise them and don't know how to work a door. Tooling up to work a door is fucking moronic. Stab vest,,,sure...weapons...retarded. Sounds like you have mall cop real bad.
Do kiddies, drunks booze with guns and knives don't mix unless you want to meet bubba and work your way up to trustee. don't be dumb. Real life is not a /k teenage street fighter fantasy
>>29366935
>still 20
>4 months working at this point
>girl and guy arguing
>she pushes him as they're walking through this breezway
>he trips on something and stumbles a little
>surrounding frat boys chuckle at him
>turns around and pushes girl against wall of breezeway
>holds her collar and hits her 3 times closed fist in the nose before I can snatch him
>I get an arm under his chin and lock in a choke
>he's worked up and fighting it but I'm dragging him back, radius to trachea
>he goes rag doll so I dump him on his face
>go over to take a look at her and see if she's okay
>bleeding steadily from a clearly broken nose
>myself and another bouncer proceed to grab him by each ankle, drag him face down up the concrete stairs and then sit him in a big concrete flower pot on the sidewalk
That was probably the most zero to sixty fucked up domestic shit I've ever seen. The girl was actually pretty sweet, just kept apologizing over and over. The dude looked trashy. We think one of his teeth broke on one of the stairs as we found it at the end of the night. Don't know who else would have been mouthing the stairs so must have been him.
>>29367391
Yeah I do a little of everything. Bouncer, barback, bartend. Depends on the bar and the day.
>>29367408
Didn't watch your video, probably not going to.
>>29367587
I agree with you 100% that being a bouncer is all about being assertive and confident without being aggressive or confrontational. I consider it a really good night if I don't have to do so much a flash my light at someone for standing on a stool. 99% of all situations can be diffused but a few can't. I'm not discounting your experiences but I'm just going to say that at the places I work/have worked, shit occasionally pops off and you are being paid to get the people who are making the bar unsafe and unenjoyable for the other patrons out by any means necessary.
cont.
If I'm going to dinner, it's technically illegal, bug I have two drinks with my meal while carrying. Usually just drink at home though, and do backyard ballistics while a few beers deep.
About as bad as it gets for me.
>>29367674
You sound like a meathead who pisses off bartenders and then jets pissed off when he gets thrown out
>>29367972
Cont
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
mostly drink with my friends at one of their places, every few weeks i go to a gaybar and wingman.
>What do you drink?
Mead, Sweet Stouts, Dark and stormies, Whisky, Bourbon, Rum and Absynth (really fuckin expensive but really fuckin tasty)
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
just me pocket knife, can afford the unrestricted LTC for my area just yet.
>Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
>be me
>drinking with my faggot friends at a local LGBT friendly city
>they start talking about gay shit at our own booth, not loudly
>bunch of out of town hockey cucks barge in
>celebrating some victory
>not Bruins so don't give a fuck
>they take over basically every part of the bar
>one of them yells "hey, we got some faggots here"
>oh boy here we go
>Local PD bear motherfucker stands up
>"what you say to me asshole?"
>heckling from both sides goes forth
>someone throws a bottle
>brawl breaks out
>solid 5 minutes of melee before the cops get there
>all the hockey cucks are charged with drunk and disorderly conduct
>i have to go to the hospital because of a giant fuck off piece of glass in my arm.
>everyone able bodied help to clean up the bar to avoid getting arrested.
would not recommend.
>>29367162
Dude which downtown? That could has to be Fort Lauderdale. What a shit show
>>29367587
Cont.
Furthermore, I don't drink and carry a gun. I've stated that twice in this thread. I carry a knife all the time but as a tool. I wouldn't ever expect to use my measly carpet knife to any better effect than these bear paws I was born with.
I'm going to take you at your word and assume you really did spend time in the industry and with that said, you know damn well the 5'10" cut guys who get a job working door to "kick ass and get chicks fuck yeah man!" don't last. I'm not that guy, I'm there to make money and go home. I don't have any desire to ruin anyone's night because every person I kick out is money I don't make. But again, as someone in the industry, you know how fucking stupid people are. I've looked down the barrel of a gun in a bar once, confiscated another and stomped more knives out of hands than I want to think about. I'm not advocating people go out and get in fights rather just sharing some stories and prompting the spergs to sperg out about guns and liquor.
Oh and pic related was a just nail, not a shiv. Pissed off Arab guy sprinted up behind me when I was walking to my car.
>>29367674
>Tooling up
>Stab vest
I'm the mall cop?
I've been spat on, threatened with weapons, pepper sprayed, hit with bottles, hit with a stool (once), punched in the face, kicked in the balls, bitten, had hair ripped out, lips and nose busted, eyebrow split, taken to the ground and kicked in the ribs. Never once has my CC been used or come out from where I carry it. No one has seen it, half my co-workers don't even know I carry it. I don't expect to ever have to use it at the bar. However, walking to my car in the dark from a high volume bar where it is well known that employees will be carrying a decent sum of cash in their pockets really makes me not give a fuck about whatever you or anyone else thinks about it.
I'm going to agree with >>29368088
I hate alcoholic drinkers they fucking piss me off to no end I even had to pull out a gun on one to get the fuck out of my house because he was too damn drunk.
I fucking wished the prohibition worked so no fucking alcoholic fucks are around this often.
>inb4 prohibition eguals gun restrictions
Fuck drinking and fuck anyone that uses the second amendment to justify their addictions on drinking like a madman I would gladly shoot a drunk for eveny penny I get out of it
>>29368323
>here is what happened to me in the past
I was forced to move from my home because my landlord decided to be a dick and I had no one on my family side to help but this one fucker that drank alot and I mean a whole fucking lot we are talking about twenty packs a goddamn day!
When I was getting my stuff into the moving truck he kept on drinking and lifting boxes which wasn't to bad but it got worse later as he had five more then and when he started to get loud and aggressive I got tired of the drunken fuck and told him to just go home which he didn't and just kept telling me how much of a "bad motherfucker" he is over and over and over when I told him to leave ten times.
He wouldn't listen and even started to drunkenly start telling ME to just chill out and shit while he is spilling beer on the carpet floor which at this point I snapped and went to my room and grabbed my single action 357 revolver and walked out and pointed the gun right at his face and cocked the hammer and told him "it's time to go home NOW!" that was when his drunken eye's opened wide and started to say "oh fuck you got a gun!" Over and over until he just left and I was about to pull the trigger right there.
So I had to do the moving myself and luckily did so before the last day on the move out and no I did not call the cops because I did not want to deal with anymore bullshit drama and I swear to god if I ever see him again in my life I will pull the trigger this fucking time goddamn fucking alcoholic assholes fuck!
Been a while since then lately and I haven't heard from him but I do suspect that he will try to come over and knock on my door which I will not answer the door.
I really hate people that are like this fucking goddamnit.
Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
>go out probably 3 nights a week sometimes more (college)
What do you drink?
>Beer mostly, yeungling or coors and tequila
How drunk do you usually get?
>only really get that fucked up at home or at a buddys house. not really enjoyable to be all shitty while I'm out. also too expensive
Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind?
>carry my kershaw 24/7 never had anyone bitch at me for carrying at a bar. when im not drinking/at school/at work i carry a S&W .38 snub
Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
>only one and really wasnt much a fight..
>sitting at the bar with a bud talkin shit drinking beer, turn around and see another buddy getting kicked on the floor by like 5 dudes, start pushing them away get a good few hits on one then get a bottle to the back of the head and get kicked out (thank god)
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar? Why?
>yeah probably like ~5 times.. being underage every time except that one fight.
Did you give the bouncers trouble?
>nope, besides telling them not to touch me and ill walk out on my own which they always did. always said it pretty politely too.
>>29367420
Keep it up man
>>29366795
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
some pitchers with the homies, got fucked up at Nuggetfest from free liquor
What do you drink?
Jack and coke, beer, margaritas
How drunk do you usually get?
Anywhere from toasted to fucked up
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind?
No, irresponsible as fuck and I still maintain calmness
>>29366795
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
lol 4chan is my bar
>What do you drink?
Gin, red wine, ale.
>How drunk do you usually get?
Enough.
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
A folder, I keep it sharp.
>>29367122
>>29367162
>>29367218
>people starting fights after being knocked down
>in a fucking mosh pit
This shit pisses me right the fuck off. If you didn't want people to run into you and knock you over, don't get in the fucking pit. Oh and especially don't bring your whore girlfriend who will inevitably become upset when "he hit me omg I can't believe he touched me in a fucking mosh pit at a rock show!"
>>29366795
Before the military I kept my nose clean. When I entered the military I went through the typical self experimentation phase.
1. Drunken gang bang with a fat girl in the barracks. Got kicked out cause my virgin was showing cause I kept stabbing her in the vagina with my finger.
2. Got drunk with a whole bunch of coworkers. I was the kind that was able to float around groups and was restrained by the hate groups have towards other groups
3. I got drunk and got my ass beat by a senior coworker. It was the best learning experience of my life. Talk drunken shit get hit. I respect the man more than anyone else I served with.
Now that im out im focusing on school and only drink on the weekend to get over the stress of nursing school. Have you ever wiped the shit off of an old mans balls? And the walls and the floors?
>>29366795
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
I used to, then I moved to a new state with no friends. I drank in my apartment exclusively for 6 months until I met my current girlfriend. Now I go to the bar once or twice a month. I hardly ever drink at home anymore either.
>What do you drink?
Whatever's cheap. Cheap beer (like Lone Star, Coors, Keystone), Jack and Cokes. At the bar, bourbon on the rocks.
>How drunk do you usually get?
Used to get pretty drunk when I drank at home. Finishing a 30 rack in two or three nights was the usual. Don't anymore. 1-2 drinks at the bar, max.
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
I carry a Walther PPS, even into the bar
>Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
Nope
>Have you ever been thrown out of a bar? Why? Did you give the bouncers trouble?
When I was younger, me and a bunch of friends got thrown out of a teppanyaki restaurant because we were super drunk and being loud and obnoxious.
>>29366795
>implying most of the people here leave their homes
>>29366795
>high alcohol tolerance.jpg
>drunk right now
>watching deadpool movie in theater
>never been in a bar fight because I'm not retarded
>generally more sociable with 2-10 beers in me
>don't carry while drunk even though I can in my state
>prefer drinking alone where I can play videogames, watch TV, or shotpost on /k/
>regularly handle firearms while drunk
>always follow the 4 rules and then some
>have never blacked out
>have never been too intoxicated to be unable to walk, hop jump skip do calculus work on my car, etc.
Stopped hanging out with my shitkicker blue collar friends because they do typical redneck things like get black out drunk, get into fistfights with homeless people, and pass out and breaking my fucking bathroom fixtures when they fall trying to take a piss.
Only drink 2-3 times a week if that, mostly out because I'm trying to avoid my home life. Sailor Jerry's spiced rum is the shit.
>>29366795
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
Go out and engage in activities, booze is usually present, but not a deal-breaker
>What do you drink?
Jim Beam. Gin & tonic during heat waves
>How drunk do you usually get?
see attached gif
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
aside keys/pen/muh dick, lolno
>Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
>>greentext it
be more specific
>Have you ever been thrown out of a bar? Why? Did you give the bouncers trouble?
Yes, adopted the Bush doctrine against a much bigger guy who was about to cold cock me. Zapped him with a pen CS cartridge. Got hustled out and shoved into a taxi by my friends before people could react.
Owner called me later, told me to stay away until the cops stopped investigating.
>>29370002
>the Bush doctrine
?
>>29367017
You sound like an entitled dick who probably got his ass beat.
>>29367674
>being this stupid
>current year
I guess it's to be expected. You're probably the idiot who does aforementioned stupid shit.
>>29366795
I don't go out to drink anymore because once the "I'm 21" fresh feel wore off, I realized that bars are full of assholes, pin heads, retards, and wannabe tough guys. Take those chumps and pour alcohol on them, and they act like.... well.... you.
The fact that you carry a gun on you while working in a bar, carry a knife while drinking at a bar, and proudly boast about being a "rampant drunk" tells me everything I need to know about your dumbass.
This is /k/, not /r9k/. Here we discuss weapons, gear, and argue about tentacle porn.
>get out
>>29370061
not knowing what the Bush doctrine is.
today
/k/
do you even neoconserve?
Sucker punch them before they sucker punch you.
>>29368323
What if you aren't getting any pennies out of it?
don't go out much anymore, prefer to stay at home to get sauced up.
I like beer until I get full, then whiskey or tequila. Tequila gets me closest to nirvana out of all booze.
I don't get wasted except on a rare occasion. Can usually achieve the perfect buzz from a beer and two shots- depending on how much I ate.
Only time I don't have my knife on me is if I go into a bar.
Got in a few bar fights back at the turn of the century, was still young and stupid and uninjured. Most of em were fun, more entertaining than playing pool.
> be me, 2002 in Sacramento, at a cholo bar on Northgate.
> wrong fuckin neighborhood for a clean cut gringo.
> vatos with neck tatts immediately mad-dogging me. I tell my buddy I'm going to step outside, this is no place for me to be. He had business with someone there, as he was an extortionist and a confidence man.
> step outside, get followed by Mexican dude who pulls up next to me, and starts saying, "Yo holmes, where you from?"
> I'm 6'-4", 230, know how to scrap a little bit.
> Dude just keeps repeating himself as he's pulling on leather gloves.
> rolleyes.png
> know what's coming but still too stupid to take this fucker seriously.
> he was quicker than I thought, he dings me in the jaw.
> I laugh, and say, "You gotta do better than that!" and move to grab him. He runs back into the bar.
> He comes back out cautiously, holding a switchblade.
> I back off slowly, watching him. He fucks off back into the bar.
> I wait for my friend to emerge, and we leave.
That was the time I learned that some bars were off limits to crazy redneck assholes like myself. Got punched in the jaw, and didn't even get a chance to respond. Stopped going out and getting in punch-ups after that.
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
I have a few bars I visit infrequently, seeing as they are in the city and local bars suck such ass.
>What do you drink?
Beer and whiskey almost exclusively. I don't have one particular beer, but I only drink Jameson's and Gibson whiskey.
>How drunk do you usually get?
By myself, fatfinger typer. I writefag for /mgg/ when I'm drunk. In a social setting occasionally blackout. The cause of the biggest strain on my relationship.
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
Hell no, no weapons when drinking.
>Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
Fuck yes I was, a proper Donnybrook. Storytiem
>went to club with friends of friends, way off my MO and outside my comfort zone
>the mix was p. good, had Futureland in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGprThdvMNY
>we leave after some time, uneventful for me
>friends of friends obviously did snowcaine in the restroom, some were already on Molly when we went (again, not my comfort area)
>My suggerstion was go to an "Irish" bar. Which happened to be my favourite because I'm a fucking idiot.
>We get there a gaggle of drunken/tweaked scumbags
>argument starts with regular patrons, roughneck faggots who consider themselves Westies
>faggots with reputations
>shit goes down
>I bail hard, fuck these guys I'm not dying for them
>fight finishes, an accumulative 2 eyes, 1 ear, 3 fingers, 8 teeth, and 2 lives lost
>bathroom looks like someone exploded in the center, blood and other shit everywhere.
>never go out with anyone but closest friends again.
>>29370603
>Sacramento
I knew Fresno was bad, but is Sacramento like that too? Or was that an isolated thing?
Do you ever go out and drink?
>to get some alone time and think about stuff
>watch a debate/game or see a concert
>hang with friends share stories
>go on a date or just get laid
>there have been a few nights where several of those happened at once.
What do you drink?
>it depends
>if they're busy, shot of bourbon and a bottle of beer
>if it's somewhere chill, a cocktail that's in season, or a local brew
>beer scene here rocks, and it seriously spoils you (out-of-towners bring home cases)
How drunk do you usually get?
>I don't drink so much I become a problem
>I usually drink enough to lubricate social skills
>sometimes I will drink enough to get legit drunk, but not belligerent
Do you carry a weapon with you, and if so, what kind?
>If you're too drunk to drive, you're too drunk to carry.
Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
>nope, but I have seen a few
>I'm more likely to get to first base
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar, and did the bouncers give you trouble?
>I was watching a game at a regular hangout, and it'd been a very long day
>I was starting to do those hypnic jerks you get when you're tired
>I was only one drink in, but a wave of sleepiness hit me all at once
>bartender politely asked me to just go home, offered to call a cab
>walked home, came back next day to apologize
>we spent two hours discussing books we'd read recently
>>29370638
Yeah, Northgate is a vato stronghold- walk into the wrong bar over there and you'll probably be in some shit.
I can't speak of Fresno, but grew up in Modesto, and I assume they're similar. Lots of wound up people looking for a beef.
Sac is mostly low key though. You have to go into the hood to find assholes like the one who pulled the knife on me.
>>29370673
From my understanding, Fresno likes it some meth and random murder.
>>29366795
Michigan has the “51% Rule” which bans concealed carry in places which make more than 50% of their profit from booze (a restaurant with a liquor license on the other hand, is fine) and while I haven’t got into a fist-fight since Safety Patrol in 6th grade, I’d like to get an ASP Palm Defender pepper spray just in case some drunk ass frat boy decides to start some shit with me.
Annoyingly, none of the vendors on Amazon seem capable of reading the Michigan law on pepper spray and refuse to ship to the state and I can’t find the ASP Palm Defender pepper spray anywhere locally. Walmart's web site lists it as being for sale but the actual store down the road doesn't have any in stock and nobody there knows WTF I'm talking about...
>>29370682
Indeed. Modesto has that reputation now too. Friends that still live there (the poor fuckers) say it's worse than ever.
>>29366795
I always stay in to drink
I drink Hobgoblin Ale, or Captain Morgan Rum because I am a pirate.
Usually stop after I fall over, figure that's a good benchmark, unless i'm aiming to get blackout drunk then any amount is fair game.
I have a sword in my house if I need it because i'm noguns, it's a 1917 cold steel saber, haven't yet needed it.
Never gotten into a barfight because don't often drink in bars.
Never got thrown out of a bar for the above reason
>>29370603
cont: Only time I was kicked out of a bar was in Redding, got caught taking a piss in the parking lot and they wouldn't let me back in.
I had a load on and just smirked at the bouncer, who made a move to grab my neck, so I slapped him, and jumped back and whooped, and then booked it like a faggot before he could round up his buddies. I kek'd for a while over that one.
> be 2003, at the Blue Cue, downtown Sac.
> Italian cowgirl gf liked to try to get me in fights- I hated that shit and could usually avoid it, but this time some drunk Marines were in there, talking mad shit and puffing up their chests.
> last call, we leave by the back stairs and the Marines go out the front. Come around the corner and there they are.
> My buddy (redheaded Irishman, pugnacious) runs around me and steals my fight with this bigass blonde dude.
> So I square up with his buddy. I grabbed his face, somehow got my fingers up under the back of his jaw. I had a lock on his face and his eyes were bulging out of his head. Ride him down and have him straddled, about to smash his face but can't get mad enough to do it. Just laughing at him and holding my free hand up at the ready.
> bouncer runs out into the street and bear hugs me from behind, and lifts me up to my feet.
> I can see dude getting his balls back, he starts to approach as the bouncer has my arms pinned.
> tell the bouncer, "Don't hold me when he's coming over here." and let out my breath to take a deep one.
> bouncer lets go of me and jumps back about ten feet.
> I lol, and the dude runs off.
> look over and my buddy has the other dude down in the gutter, gf is stomping at him with her heels.
> put my shirt back on and book it before the cops get there.
Good times, we laughed our asses off after that episode, as we didn't start it, and they were begging for it.
work at a bar. barback
Was standing around while bouncers were breaking up a pack of niggers trying to fight white dudes.
I ended up being thier target somehow
As bouncers take them outside I get sucker punched in the back of the head, turn around and right in the fucking lip/nose and jumped by their friends and two of them jumped me
Not too bad injured, but pissed. Couldn't even get any good jabs in because i had one dude on my left drilling me the whole time in the head, and the dude i was fighting, everytime i got ready to cock i got rocked in the head.
Eventually hit the floor adn kicked one off, stupid niggers jabbed at me then ran off when bouncers showed up.
Shoulda listened to pops, when blacks are near watch your rear.
Fuck my job.
one more
> Old Tavern, Sac, out on the back patio with the smokers.
> annoying bitches cackling and talking shit, my buddy hears a comment and as a response, turns around, bends over, grabs his butt cheeks and makes a huge wet fart noise with his mouth.
> pissedoffcunts.jpg
> borefriend of one of the girls fastballs a beer mug at my buddy, hits my buddy's beer and both mugs break.
> I hollered, "Mistake!" and jumped for the beer flinger. Slapped his cap off his head and he started to retreat, backing around a tree, straight in to the arms of my buddy, who clamped the fucker with a vicelike grip. I laugh at the dude and tell him he's lucky to not get wrecked.
> bouncer "Tiny" runs out and says what the fuck! You're all 86ed!
> tall quiet dude who was standing there all night not saying shit steps forward, and does the NFL ref DENIED motion with his arms, says, "Those bitches started it all- these guys didn't do shit except subdue that guy"
> they get booted, we continue drinking. Bought tall quiet guy a brew.
>>29370972
hate it when shit goes down like that, frustrating as fuck.
>>29367017
Out of all the thing that haven't happened, this hasn't happened the most.
>>29369814
So I'm drunk anon in this.
I'm pretty shitfaced for 7 in a bar that's more like a Starbucks. Packed with drunk as fuck yuppies talking about da white man over cards against humanity. What do? Could call some Bros and crack some heads or go literally 2 storefronts down to an empty poolhall with an open bar
>>29370322
>do you even neoconservative?
I'm not jewish, so no
Sometimes go to bars and clubs and have a drink or two. Usually drink at my PC or when about to get social.
Try not to get retardedly drunk, regardless of whether I can count on a ride, by myself, or staying over.
Noguns poorfriend, always have a knife except when entering clubs that do searches.
Have been shown the door for looking drunk hence why I don't go full retard.
Never been in a bar fight. Have seen drunk guys argue outside a bar and one insta-drops the other with a punch. Have been threatened with a fight while handing some 8/10 my phone by her recent ex. Was so close to getting that rebound sex.
>>29370972
This is why I'm in a normie mexican bar where they took care of the niggers a long time ago
>>29369394
I got the fuck knocked out of me in this way. Shit got too heavy in the pit because I got elbowed in the head and I tried to pry my way out. Some asshole thought I was fucking with him and slammed my face into a wall. Cracked my orbital and I have permanent nerve damage in my face. My upper lip is always numb on one side of my face
>>29367420
>420
> sober
>>29369394
dumb shit kids don't understand cause and effect at a fucking rock show
>>29367122
>pivot backwards to drop him from a chokehold onto his head lifting him straight over my body
That's called an Irish Mare, it's a move from olden times.
>used to bounce
>been in a few pits myself
>like 1000
fun stuff while you're young
I always carry a .22 Magnum derringer when I drink. It's small enough that it never gets in the way and not powerful/capacity enough that when I'm drunk I could think I could do some serious damage to whoever pissed me off. But it's still a gun and could still kill.
Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
i prefer shitty dive bars, but i have a semi decent local watering hole where they know me and my gfs drinks right when we sit down. my area is full of yuppie bars that i hate going to, i much prefer brus room or a disgusting punk rock bar where i can drink yuengling for cheap
What do you drink?
yuengling if im at a cheap place, hop bombs and weird craft beers if were out with our hipster friends at the local craft beer, locavore, fancy takes on american classics place. currently drinking a goose ipa and ill move on to the lager i brewed in a bit.
How drunk do you usually get?
not really usually. i have eating until full before going out ritual so i can maintain a decent buzz and still enjoy myself. im pretty antisocial until i have a few glasses of social lubrication. if im at home i get bombed because i dont have to wait in a line to go pee and can shitpost in my boxers, like i am right now.
Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
depends on where im going, and its an lcp. if im in my own city, ill leave it in the car so im not sitting on it or not worrying if my shirt is riding over it while iwb. if i go to certain places that are gentrifying yet still urban, ill carry into the bar even though im not supposed to. its not like ill need it in a bar full of yuppies and hipsters, its the walk to the car or the walk to the bar that im worried about getting rolled. easy pickins on handlebar mustache, deep v wearing hipster turds. not that i am but thats the average crowd.
Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
not per se because now that im older and im used to carrying, i dont put myself in the position to get into a retarded bar fight. but when i was younger, i will continue
The Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza actually has a song titled Bar Fight
>at hip, douchey bro bar downtown
>with people from work
>girl we know gets into vip seating area and totally ditches all of us for people she doesnt know (she was a hot chick, granted, but cmon dude youre rolling with us)
>another girl thats with us tries to talk to her and be like come drink with us whyd you ditch
>hot chick completely ignores her and is a rude cunt
>chick that she was rude to is like man fuck her, starts tossing ice chips at her
>hits some chad
>chad thinks its me because im standing next to the girl that was tossing it
>chad hops over the velvet rope and grabs me by the lapels and slams me against the bar
>in half a second two bouncers grab him and toss him out
>wentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>met a girl that night
>turns out she was deaf, thats a whole nother bag of tricks
>go to ultra sketchy dive bar with buds for cheap beers and watching karaoke
>fat girl sitting at bar alone
>bud thinks itll be funny to introduce us all because he knows we wont be rude to her
>hey these are my friends anon and anon
>start talking to her, actually a pretty funny chick and having a good conversation
>some dude walks up and stands between us and her
>say to him, alright dude all yours sorry
>WTF DID U SAY?
>i said all yours, we just met her, obviously you know her
>THATS MY SISTER BRO
>o ok, well, idk what to say have a good night
>brother guy grabs my empty beer out of my hand
>its empty, uh thanks bro
>guy gets all puffed up and in my buds face
>bud puffs up
>o here we go
>IMA GO GET MY FRIENDS YOU PUSSIES
>comes back with friends
>his friends know my friends from mma classes
>deescalates the situation, we all buy shots, everything works out
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>thingsthatneverhappened.jpg
Holy shit. All these edgelord fantasies.
this was my fault, idk what i was thinking, def blacked out, i was like 22 and stupid
>downtown at bar i didnt want to be at with people i didnt like
>walk into place, for some reason have a vodka tonic
>so drunk i am like fuck this, throw it randomly in the air
>hits someone
>buddy knocks me down because he sees someone rushing me
>big black bouncer puts me in a choke hold and tosses me out of the front door
>me and the dude who pushed me down are outside texting our friends we need to leave because theres dudes in there that want to fuck us up
>5'0 chick walks up to me and calls me a bitch
>punches me in the face
>im so confused at this point
>she goes back inside
>take off quick in another direction because we hear mob of bros calling for our blood
>hitch cab back to friends house
>friend who knocked me down tells us all to punch him in the stomach
>proceed to get a running start and sock this dude in the stomach
>eventually get a ride home
>entire next day at work is miserable as fuck
>go home and go straight to bed
>>29373591
>girl we know etc etc
Sounds like a shitty person who you should avoid. She's a wallet chaser.
>>29373646
>5'0"
>punches you in the face
How tall are you exactly, small fry?
Most believable story ITT tho desu
>>29374150
>Sounds like a shitty person who you should avoid. She's a wallet chaser.
she is. she ended up getting married but c u c k i n g her husband with the guy that helped me out in that bar fight i tossed a drink in the air. im still "friends" with her but shes a typical, shitbag gold digger and shes not even that hot anymore. not gonna lie, angles are good sometimes still and ill fap to her instagram but thats about it.
>>29374182
>How tall are you exactly, small fry?
im 6'0 so it was pretty jarring for this tiny bitch to walk up and knock me in the face.
>Most believable story ITT tho desu
most definitely it was embarrassing and stupid. i had a tendency to act out like a kid does whenever i was in a situation i didnt want to be in, especially if i was really fucked up. i had a lot of friends that would go places that i didnt like but i went just because i was with friends and id proceed to be the most obnoxious fuck on earth. partially because i was hoping theyd unfriend me and i didnt have to do it anymore. id rather they hate me because im a dick than because i just repeatedly blew them off. it didnt work and now that im older i just blow them off and dont care either way if they hate me or unfriend me or whatever.
>>29367341
>malort
Do you ever go out and drink?
>Almost every weekend
What do you drink?
>IPA's, wine if it's that kind of place
How drunk do you usually get?
>My office is walking distance from main street so I can get hammered if I like and sleep it off there, mostly just a light buzz though
Do you carry a weapon?
>Never, it's illegal
Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
>Couple times, sort of
>One time I was with a high school buddy and we came back in from a smoke and I sat down in front of an empty glass at the bar
>Skinhead we don't recognize comes in, gets pissed off that I'm in his seat (this half of the bar is completely empty) and that the empty glass was saving his space
>Whatever, apologize, then we move over and go back to our conversation
>Skinhead sits there, not drinking anything, just looking pissed off, then gets up
>Skinhead: "I don't know anything about you guys but listening to you two, you're a bunch of whiney punk ass little bitches and if I ever see you in here again I'll take you both outside and beat the shit out of you on the pavement."
>Skinhead turns and sloooowly walks toward the door
>Drunk/Stupid me: "Why not right now?"
>Skinhead turns on a dime, attacks my buddy
>Trying to pull guy off buddy
>Buddy is a well loved regular at this place and friends with everybody
>Huge former NFL player regular appears and ejects skinhead
Ever been thrown out/cut off?
>Only cut off once
>30th cakeday
>Everyone's busy and I was still processing a recent breakup
>Go to the bar alone hoping something was going on but it's a slow, dead night
>Had 1 beer, a quarter through second courtesy of a bouncer I know there who knew my birthday
>Bored, depressed, stare down at bar, hand on face for 20 seconds max to think and review current situation
>New Bouncer: "You're done! HEY, no more for him! He's been sleeping for like 2 minutes."
>Tried to explain to no avail, he's "heard it all"
>Fuck it, I can drink and play pool at home
>Didn't even finish my last beer
>>29366795
Aussie bouncer at popular nightclub on the coast here
>Do you ever go out and drink or are you all too antisocial for that?
occasionally when im not working, although I work most nights
>What do you drink?
whiskies, random beers
>How drunk do you usually get?
i've never been able to make myself get pass out/vomit drunk somehow, but pretty drunk if I can
>Do you carry a weapon with you of any kind? What do you carry?
Nope, usually though my pen into a pressure point does the trick.
>Have you ever gotten into a bar fight?
dozens, although all while working
>working some shit venue before I started where I am now
>im the only guard on
>approx 80 intox in the venue, 90% male
>oh fuck this doesn't look good
>it's only 10pm
>entire shift revolved around going from one group of cunts to the next telling them not to fight some cunt
>drag a few cunts out
>cunts come back in through another entrance (trouble of having one guard, can only cover one entrance, this place had fucking 4) and start shit with some other cunts
>walk into the main bar to see two guys facing off, then one fuckin headbutts the other right in the nose
>ITS HAPPENING.mov
>push the offending cunt out the door, he resists, turns to face me and threatens me
>yeh aight m8 - restrained him and slammed into the wall outside
>meanwhile, entire venue erupts into a fight, had to let go of old mate to start pushing cunts outside as to not destroy the venue
>eventually about 40 people are outside wailing on each other, im on city radio to the cops who are about 10 fuckin minutes away
>bar staff and myself just watching from the doors of the venue as this crowd of guys punching each other move into the street and go at it until the cops show up
>mfw
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar? Why? Did you give the bouncers trouble?
Nope and nope. I know what the bouncers look for and I usually point out the more drunk cunts being stupid to them if im out drinking. Habit.
>all these ridiculous stories
I just go to a bar with my buddies and play pool, sometimes bring some of our female friends.
Nothing cool ever happens.
But this is the college bar scene and I know half the football team. The drunk half. That's usually at those bars when I am.
All my cool stories come from house parties which I think is too young for /k/ so I'll pass.
That being said I never carry more than my Kershaw 3" spring assist into bars.
