ITT: Things that make you hard
Pic related
>using sand bags as another layer of tank armour
>>29290636
Will that command module even reach orbit with that additional drag and weight?
Battle wear and knowing that they still going for years since major maintenance.
AHH MOTHERLAND
THE THINGS
>>29291110
>>29290636
Everytime I see a Syian Tank I have to remember pic related
>>29290734
Low orbit, maybe
>>29291141
>>29291141
>>29290636
>that subtle Zergface
I like it
general fuck you
>>29291155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmH985svxhQ
>not enough screws.
>>29291141
How exactly is that loaded after firing?
Also I like stuff that has either been clearly used, as previously said by others ITT, and old equipment that is still used or has undergone some attempt at modernization.
Pic related, Iraqi T-55 Enigma.
>>29291854
The enigma is really simple but really effective.
>>29291865
I was reading some stuff about it and was surprised that the idea behind it worked. Obviously would have been easy prey for Abrams or Challengers, but it could survive ATGMs
I saw a pic of one on on of the Treadhead threads a while back and loved the way they looked. The T-55 in general has become one of my favorite vehicles just for how many people use it and how many variants have been made.
>>29291912
True dat.
>>29290636
I don't trust that driver though.
>>29291943
>he wouldn't operate with the greatest warrior of them all
Shake my head, to be honest.
>>29292329
AAHHHHHHHH
okay, that is fucking scary. now just how big is that ship?
>>29292387
Still smaller than ur mum, that's for sure.
Urban Warfare.
Imagine the clusterfuck that it is.
>>29292408
yeah, but that goes for a boat made out of a newspaper aswell
>>29292421
That's an adorable little battle wagon, what exactly is it?
>>29292387
this senpai
>>29292541
>what exactly is it?
Weaponized beach buggy, I'd guess. Something the slavs knocked together in a tool shed somewhere.
>>29290636
>Things that make you hard
The slow ramp.
It really gets my dick hard.
>>29293465
CURVED
DECKS
>>29291854
The enigma is truly one of the best variants of the T-55 series, my only issue with it is that I think they could have also changed the main gun. Put a 105mm on it, like the Israeli Tiran.
>>29291854
https://youtu.be/lg9O2YaR8aI 2:43
>>29291172
>>29291254
Superheavy Artillery in general, especially SP. 2B1 is a fucking beast.
>420mm shell screams from the barrel, the blast illuminating the night.
>moments later, 30km down range on the other end of the Fulda Gap, a battalion of soldiers are vaporized
>The crew begins step one of the reloading process; repair the suspension.
>The unit commander stands on the top of his vehicle, watching as a flash glints in the distance, followed by a low rumble
>Realizing the magnitude of what he's done, he murmurs to himself
>"420, blaze it"
>>29291323
but what is it?
>>29296132
those are cluster munitions
notice how it's lots of little explosions all in the same place at roughly the same time. that's what clusters do.
>>29295934
>>The crew begins step one of the reloading process; repair the suspension.
>>29295934
>>"420, blaze it"
Glorious, my son.
>>29295934
This wasn't supposed to be a humor thread
>>29292410
Scary as fuck according to some Brazilian Marines I know, but that thing is impervious to anything that the narcos in Rio de Janeiro have to throw at them.
>>29292421
Can I buy one somewhere?
What Is it?
>>29290636
Crazy glue makes my skin really hard when I spill it all over.
>>29291338
I did like that the first issue he brought up was it being a pain to fix little things, they get a lot of schtick for being crap on this board, but its nice to see that they worry about similar things as us.
>>29291854
Need to get my arse to bovington sometime, they've got one.
>>29295934
>>moments later, 30km down range on the other end of the Fulda Gap, a battalion of soldiers are vaporized.
a minute later..vaporized also
>>29299686
Have you tried putting a bunch on your foreskin and tried to rub one to some hentai?
Shit's cash.
>>29299810
If only it wasn't so awkwardly far away from London...
>>29301792
No regrettably I was treated as a pet not a human when I was a kid so I was brought in to be "fixed"
>>29295934
That was good.
apply more gun
203mm arty, 37,5 km range with normal ammo and can fire two round and leave area before they hit target.
fucking hacks
the biggest, the fastest (for its time), the most armored
>>29295471
That's a lot better than what I thought. I envisioned something involving conscripts, a heavy bomb, and a tall ladder.
It's quite a neat looking system and the sound it makes when firing is nice.
>>29299810
I hope one day to make it to bovington, but it's a bit of a trip from the US. I would have to have a lot more to do than just go to one place to justify the travel.
>>29302928
That thing is pure sex.
>>29299793
The guys being interviewed are professionals. They know what they're doing despite memes. Even some of the rebels that captured tanks could be former military that defected. But after that you get more people who simply aren't formally trained and are prone to negligence.
Soviets didn't want to waste time searching weak stops in arctic ice, so they made with such huge ballast so it could break 2.5m thick ice.
Proper tools vs proper threat
Russians love thermobaric weapons
>>29294201
They made Type 72Z, basically a T-55 with 125mm gun and autoloader. Imagine that+enigma armour.
minimum safe range 10m
>>29290636
Slat Armors make me so hard. It is so simple yet can effectively reduce explosive's damage by up to 50%
Town? What town? All I see is a crater.
battles where an attacking force charges into a defensive line
Guagamela,Waterloo,Gettysburg,Vimy Ridge,Kursk are all solid
>>29304256
There is a larger picture you know.
>>29304261
mine's exceeded the maximum file size
>>29303347
They proved useful against chechens and chechen families
>>29304642
>>29295934
How to properly meme
