Why is this still the best uniform of all time?
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>>29276870
>>29276870
The nazis did look fresh as fuck.
>>29276870
>Riding Breeches
But it isn't though. The M36 is a far more fashionable uniform. Functional too.
>>29276870
nice pants faggot
>>29276905
The fuck did you just say bitch?
>>29276921
still riding in jeeps you slack cunt?
I would have joined just to get one of those sick uniforms, I don't care if I have to kill jews or slavs for that t.b.h
>>29276940
Only when I'm on my way to fuck your bitch faggot.
>>29276954
that before or after I do all the work in europe?
Nope.
>>29276981
Shit, thought it was Samuel Jackson on Hitler's side.
>>29276988
because it is
>>29276894
hugo boss did not design the uniforms
>>29276985
Nah it's happening while the nazis are shitting themselves because they think I'm going to invade Calais.
>>29276894
>Hugo Boss
>Designer of the Third Reich's uniforms
You may only choose one, esteemed upperclassmen.
>>29277017
what's that? i can't hear you over all the screaming and firebombing over nippon town over here
>>29277042
Ahh that's cute, while you're busy watching the battle from a safe distance I'm gonna turn some krauts into pink mist.
>>29276870
Because in what other uniform is it possible to take a dump in ones pants and completely play it off
>fresh as Fuck
>>29277060
have fun with that, i'll see you on christmas, 1945
>>29277076
lol you're just salty because you will never be allowed into Valhalla you POG ass bitch.
>>29276905
>>29276921
>>29276940
>>29276954
>>29276985
>>29277017
>>29277042
>>29277076
>>29277177
kek
>>29277177
>>die fighting to get into valhalla
>>die from a bump in a low speed car accident
sounds like your bitch ass is getting left at the gate then
>>29277204
>getting left at the gate
Not when I'm looking this fresh.
>>29277240
those medals make you look like faggot
>fite me
>>29277076
t-too far
>>29277240
Tell me more about effective cavalry, tactics and their transition to armored warfare...but first, read my book.
>>29277282
Patton did read his book.
>>29277282
.... before I chew on this glass vial the Fuhrer gave me.
>>29276870
bEST UNIFORMS
Valhalla protect my animes!
The weebs have landed!
Run for your lifes filthy human scum!
Alternate uniforms are fine too
>>29276894
Not only did Hugo Boss not design the uniforms, he was basically the German equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop owner. He wasn't involved in fashion, he wasn't artistic, that would come a couple decades after his death.
Also, people who seriously think those were the best uniforms of all time are simply wrong. They don't even have a fucking cape, god damn it.
>>29277389
meh.... capes are for faggots.
get on my level of coolness.
>>29277414
I refuse to take anyone seriously who posts pictures of men in skirts, with feet pom-poms.
Just look at them. They're going to break out into Zorba's dance at any moment, you can just tell.
>>29277427
Never noticed Mussolini being such a manlet
Nazis=24/7 felching party
>>29277492
>>29276870
>riding britches
>silver piping on anything
>leather Wellington's
Disgusting.
>>29277633
>>29276986
That's the stuff
>>29276870
First off, the Gestapo did not have an official uniform. Kind of hard to be the secret police when you're wearing a uniform. Also why the fuck would you have a british free corps wrist insignia and a Nazi armband which was purely decorative and not widely issued after the fall of the SA.
Second, that "uniform" is cartoony as fuck. Why not post an actual vintage era picture.
Third, Black uniforms are for amateur faggots that were quickly discarded when the war started in favor of the much smarter grey.
Yes you triggered the fuck outta me, literally kill yourself.
>>29276870
Because youre a filthy wehraboo cuck
>>29277818
No, he's worse. He's a Naziboo. At least a Wehraboo has a moral grey zone.
>>29277806
>triggered by an image and a wall of text
lmao get laid loser
>>29277069
Patton. Wonderful.
However even the US President though these were the sharpest bastards around (clue they are not American). Who are they anons....take a guess?
>>29277389
What nation is this?
>>29278638
Italy, who else
Ubergruppenfurher John smith's uniform is pretty awesome.
>>29277282
>>29277468
they were both manlets, desu
>>29277389
>German equivalent of a Chinese sweatshop owner. He wasn't involved in fashion
You say that like being a sweat shop owner isn't the first requirement for being a fashion designer.
>>29278644
Ayyy that show was pretty damn good.
I'm hyped for season two.
>>29276999
>get in the car faggot we're invading Poland.
>>29277455
You mean this dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWYHO1tLcqY
>>29278753
>>29276870
Becuase they were desigend by the respected high end fashion designer, Hugo Boss.
>>29276870
>Gestapo
>rear echelon fucks
>spend all their time rounding up jews and dissidents
>and harassing locals in occupied territories
Shit no. The regular SS had balls to go with their snappy uniforms, and fought on the front lines,
>>29279197
No, they weren't.
>>29279222
This
The SS had some fucking dank ass cammies
>>29279222
>>29279323
Not the SS you dipshits. They were on the front for one campaign and had about 70% losses because they charged in the braindead fucks, after all indoctrination makes for a bad tactics consultant.
After that desaster the Waffen-SS (which is NOT the same) was founded, and borrowed heavily from the Wehrmacht. They were like a regular army besides the regular army (much like the USMC), but got dips on the new fancy and cool stuff and was to replace the Wehrmacht sometimes after the war.
>>29277829
>Grey zone
>Not feldgrau zone
>>29277389
The cape is the gay cousin of the coat.
>>29278606
Irish
>>29277282
>>29277326
Best looking Nazi prove me wrong
>>29280721
>implying Rommel was a nazi
>>29278753
Kinda fitting that the kind of blue of the text is also the corps colour of the logistics corps in the German Army (then and now)
>>29276894
This widespread and retarded rumor needs to die as horrible a death as the third Reich suffered
>>29276949
/fa/ pls go
>>29278606
Poles?
>No pickelhaube
>No gorget
This is much better.
>>29277389
Capes are almost as Fedora as dusters
>>29277845
This is the actual answer
>>29276870
This is the dopest uniform
>>29280923
Sad to think that being a member of the Swedish military is basically defending state enforced cuck-dom.
Shame what they've done to the place since my family left.
>>29276870
cos hugo boss knows their shit
>they will never reproduce them and they will never be in fashion
>>29281030
Hugo Boss didn't design the uniforms, dumbass. Stop listening to what drunks at the VFW say.
>>29281042
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Boss#Nazi_Germany_and_World_War_II
oh, okay... guess this is a lie then
>>29280932
Luftwaffle is pretty rad, but it's the black/red/white contrast that makes SS uniforms the most fabulous.
>>29281064
your link says literally nothing about who designed the uniforms
they were designed by Karl Diebitsch and Walter Heck
>>29281106
>"supplier for National Socialist uniforms since 1924," it is probable that he did not begin to supply them until 1928 at the earliest. This is the year he became an Reichszeugmeisterei-licensed (official) supplier of uniforms to the Sturmabteilung, Schutzstaffel, Hitler Youth, National Socialist Motor Corps, and other party organizations.
sorry for implying they designed them
but still, never reproduce
>>29276870
Those pants look retarded from that angle.
>>29281158
you are missing an "I will" in the second line of your post
>>29281042
>>29277005
>>29277023
>>29277389
>>29280899
You guys need to start citing some sources then.
Hugo Boss's company produced the uniforms for the SS, SA, Hitler Youth, and the Wehrmacht. The actual designs came from HB employee Walter Heck who worked with an SS officer to come up with the uniforms.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Boss_(fashion_designer)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Boss#Nazi_Germany_and_World_War_II
>>29281272
>HB employee Walter Heck
Walter Heck was not a Hugo Boss employee.
He was a designed in Hoftstatter's firm (they did insignia and medals and shit) and an SS officer.
>>29281214
oh you...
FAA is /fa/
>>29277389
>cape, on 20th century...
you are all so wrong
>>29276870
>>29281349
That glorious beard should be standard issue
>>29278606
South Africans?
>>29276870
Because it made the best target.
>>29281459
>gross commie shit
>>29284602
Prussian-inspired commie shit
>you will never have a standard issue big hat
>>29284581
>implying uniforms like that were worn in the field
>>29281459
I fucking hate that helmet with all my heart. I wish Germany modernized the OG stahlhelm from WW1.
>>29280932
This desu
Kriegsmarine had some balling uniforms too.
>>29276981
these uniforms managed to makes this faggot look impressive
it's almost miraculous
>>29285151
>He serves in the Kriegsmarine his surname is Rosenbaum
>his surname is Rosenbaum
>Rosenbaum
>>29285201
And today Anon learned that stereotypical Jewish names are simply appropriated German names
>>29280740
>Implying he wasn't
>tfw you are so loved, a town in a nation you were at war with which has named almost all their streets after ship captain's named a street after you
dat sexy summer uniform.
I didn't choose the RSHA life, the RSHA life chose me.
>Dress apron
>Dress axe
>Dress beard
>Le kepi blanc
1er Régiment étranger de génie has the best dress uniforms.
>>29285709
Sorry, but that uniform is actually fucking stupid. Retarded hats, retarded shoulder shit, and fucking black boots with white laces. What the FUCK
>>29285736
Throwback to 19th century combat engineer uniforms.
IE, ditchdiggers and barracks builders.
>>29285804
That guy out in front (assuming NCO?) looks much better than those goobers behind him IMO
>>29281459
I agree. I love the NVA uniforms, helmet and all.
>>29284992
I hate the NVA helmet too, it's ugly as fuck and it can't be THAT much better than any other helmet that doesn't look retarded.
>inb4 m-muh sloping effect!
>>29276870
>No napoleonic wars uniforms
are you gay, son?
>>29280721
done sempai
>>29280721
>>29286739
Anon, that's Ralph Fiennes when he was hot
He doesn't count
>>29278644
Watching Obergruppenführer John Smith made me buy an SS uniform.
Hopefully the belt and pins arrive in the mail today.
>>29276870
Looted clothing is superior to uniforms.
Best Camo of the war coming through
>>29276999
>second from right is DJ Qualls
Operation Panzerfaust: suppressing Budapest in style. Driving five Tiger II's into the city and punching out Horthy's shit disturbing son just for the fuck of it.
>>29288891
I kek when I think of how hard the Germans tried and how much help they wasted just to attempt to keep their retard-tier allies on their side.
>>29288957
>tfw Skorzeny literally saved Budapest from a fate as bad as Warsaw.
Another SS commander was bringing in the Karl Heavy Mortars and organizing a mass counter attack. Skorzeny took 100 men, 5 tanks and put down the rebellion in hours.
>>29289029
That proves nothing except that the Germans could successfully put down a rebellion in a country that was barely willing to continue fighting.
>>29288538
>Cutting up your own clothing to look cool
>>29288535
Nope no belt. Should have known not to trust the British (postal services)
>>29277414
when they went bankrupt the Germans took their pants
>>29277389
>They don't even have a fucking cape, god damn it.
Some did, dunkass.
>>29276870
>Can choose from Kriegsmarine, Heer, Luftwaffe and Panzertruppe
>He picks the shitty standard SS garment
I want this meme to die
>>29276870
>>29276870
That one is fitted horribly onto a horrible excuse for a man.
>Normally 10/10
>yours a 3/10
Good God even the fattest reactors don't look this bad
Did you know Hugo Boss still makes stuff? Had a watch come into my shop. A darkie brought it in though.
>>29278900
just for you, anon
>>29296732
>Did you know Hugo Boss still makes stuff?
Is this a joke?
>>29297234
No I figured they would of been out of business after the war since the whole making the Nazi stuff stigma
>>29281459
Were the NVA trying to look like marching mushrooms?
I mean, they /were/ kept in the dark and fed bullshit, but c'mon now...
>>29296537
It's obviously been photoshopped onto the guy.
>>29276870
Its not.
>>29296537
???
>>29277389
Of course.
>>29297292
Did you know that Porsche, Volkswagen, BMW, Fanta cola, Daimler, Mercedes and Krupp and most German companies that existed in that era are still active in some way or another?
>>29297330
Don't you ever talk to me or mein Genosse again
>>29297417
>>29297487
>>29297680
Bayer & Bayer, same company that made Zyklon B makes aspirin
>>29277729
Charlie Sheen?
USMC Dress blues still look the best, always have, always will. Way better than the weird puffy pants and obsession with leather that the Germans had. They look like a weird BDSM club to me now.
>>29297680
>>29297731
Same goes for all the Japanese companies.
Unless your country gets conquered by commies odds are that the rich people will find a way to stay rich, generally by telling the foreign conquerors that they can make money with them.
>>29297760
Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!
Poland looked pretty damn good
>>29281272
It's "Hugo Boss' ", not Hugo Boss's
>>29284815
>you get a new medal every time you execute an innocent prisoner
>>29281328
>He was a designed in Hoftstatter's firm (they did insignia and medals and shit) and an SS officer.
Heck was a freelance designer and under contract when he designed the badges for Hoffstätter and another contract for the uniforms for Boss.
>>29277346
SAUUUCE
>>29285216
He was critical of national socialism which got on Hitlers nerves and he ended up getting falsely accused of involvement in a plot to assassinate Hitler.
Rommel was no nazi. He was a German loyal to Germany and its people.
>>29285918
It's very comfortable, it uses an early hybrid foam liner instead of a traditional suspension liner. It's a little bit heavy, and because it sticks out so far from your head, it balances a little funny. Other than that, it's just fine. If I had to stand around all day in the rain wearing a steel helmet, I'd pick this one. Not that I'd probably get a choice.
>>29276905
to help of ride horse
>>29284815
>and this one is for making my bed perfectly every day for a week and this one is...
>>29297224
>>29278900
>>29276999
>>29299490
Yeah but the fucking thing looks like what would happen if Sergeant Schultz sat on his stahl helm
>>29297680
Hell, Rheinmetal makes all NATO 120mm guns nowadays.
>>29276870
Because you go to /pol/ way too much, and you're a shameless wehraboo
>>29277204
Based Lauri Torni. If he hadn't been killed in that helicopter crash, I could see him winning the Medal of Honor.
>all these german and nazi uniforms
Well, may as well shill for the best looking uniform there is, still dropping panties unlike that "We Lost Two World Wars" loser uniform
>I will never be this salty
USMC dress blues have stood the test if time
Rolling like is 1776 again...
>>29301565
>>29301633
They look like the nazi uniforms desu, they lack a collar and the coat is a little more effeminate on American blues but it's still good looking i guess.
>>29301651
To be fair, the USMC service uniform is a better comparison, they didn't really have anything like the dress blues.
I personally like the pickle suit better, its got that dapper look thats largely unchanged from the days of the Greatest Generation.
>tfw I will shamelessly wear my pickle suit on leave like a boot
>>29276999
Hitler look like he about to drop the hottest album of 1939
>>29280996
>Sad to think that being a member of the Swedish military is basically defending state enforced cuck-dom.
Except that the military has spoken out against the government several times, and they are on very bad terms right now.
I don't know people with connections high up in the miltary, and according to them the army would likely aid in the violent overthrow of the current government if SD tried to pull a coup.
>>29281030
"they will never be in fashion"
>that feel when you'll never go clubbing in an SS uniform
USMC also had the comfiest looking uniform in WWII
>>29280996
I used to think that "muh heritage" was just a meme.
>>29301917
I'll believe it when I see it.
>>29301937
>implying paratroopers didn't have the best US combat uniforms of WWII
>>29302200
Best dress uniform too. Fucking Pinks and Greens man, wish that shit would come back
>>29302228
Those looked pretty fucking good
>>29302263
I both like and absolutely hate the Ike jacket.
I just wish we still issued garrison caps like those.
Best US Army uniform comin' through
>>29301745
I've always thought that is a damn fine looking uniform.
>>29302275
They should have made the beret a Special Forces and Ranger thing only, everyone else should have just been issued a garrison cap
>>29302200
The marines dungarees were great for the theater they were in, Light, simple and easy to wash. They get more comfortable to more you wash them too, I like the P42 camo pattern they had as well.
>>29276870
I like a slightly dressed up standard field uniform, or even the look of worn out German uniforms.
I have simple tastes.
Pic related of dressed up field uniform
>>29302310
Agreed.
>tfw dad was in the Army right before BDUs and camo
He was lucky to have served from 80-83
>>29302326
You're probably right, Marine uniforms might not have been good for Europe, and the para uniform would have probably been uncomfortable in pacific jungles. Also that camo looks fucking good
>>29276870
>tfw they should have just issued a tailored modified version of the US WWI uniform as the army dress uniform
But they just had to choose the shittiest possible option instead
>>29302366
>tfw dad was in the Army right before BDUs and camo
Rangers wearing od uniforms and their og black berets give me a semi, probably the most aestheticly pleasing time in the military
>>29302445
That looks dope as fuck.
Would feel sexy wearing it/10
>not posting homo uniform for the kéks
i'm disappointed
>>29302433
>Tfw Army uniforms will never look this good again
>>29302502
>will never look good again
fixed
>>29299462
Anon Delivars!
>>29302413
I think the US had the best uniforms for what the respective theaters they were in, I'm not sure about this but I remember reading that the soldiers and paratroopers in the battle of the bulge were unprepared for fighting in the snow and had to take winter gear from the Germans, again Im not sure if this is true
Close enough.
>>29276988
>Samuel Jackson on Hitler's side
Cannot unsee.
Must be a clip from The Spirit prequel
>>29301937
Trying to dress up as an American Marine to escape? You're not fooling me, Hitler.
>>29302792
im kind of bummed hitler ruined that mustache style for the world
>>29301917
>>29302812
If enough people grow it then it will become acceptable again.
>>29302892
The boxer rebellion is the best of them all desu
>>29302892
>>29302916
>no gulf war
>no cold war
Step it up.
>>29284815
>achievement unlocked
>>29297722
kek
>>29297417
fuck yeah, this so much. its sad that we will never again go to war looking classy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw
motherfucking lions>>>>>>>>>>>stars
>>29276870
yes
>>29280478
Winner. JFKs honour guard by his request having seen them in Dublin and considered them the sharpest troops he ever saw flown in from Ireland. Only foreign force ever to act as the honour guard for a US President..
The US Civil War had some very nice looking uniforms. My favorite of which is the Iron Brigade stuff.
>>29301917
I'd like to see them try. The EU would blow the shit out of them. Imperialistic Sweden is a scary idea.
>>29307366
>Sweden
>2016
>Scary
That's a good one. At this point Sweden is more likely to join ISIS than to turn into a bunch of nationalists.
>>29276870
>no feather hat
>grrr le ebil black edgy uniform
4/10, at best
>>29307107
I like the American civil war era uniforms, very simplistic and practical for their time.
>>29307687
>Germany
>1932
>Scary
That's a good one. At this point Germany is more likely to Jeanneney's dick for a couple Francs than to do anything even remotely militaristic in the next century.
>>29307790
Yeah, the current generation of Swedes are truly a fearsome warrior race the likes of which we haven't seen since the Viking invasions.
Webm related.
>>29307886
>Implying that the starving krauts that Hitler led, the inbred hicks the Lee led, the petty bickering frogs that Napoleon led, or the grumpy lawyers and farmers Washington led were any better
All I'm saying is that we've been through this shit before. It doesn't usually end well, so we should avoid it.
>>29308382
They were all better, every single example you gave would gladly beat the shit out of these millennial Swedish pussies and then flog their parents for not raising them to act like men.
Modern Europeans are the most docile and weak generation in the history of mankind. In the past such weakness would have resulted in summary invasion by stronger conquerors. Its only fear of the Americans that keeps Europe safe and now they're being brainwashed into neo liberal pussies too.
Its only a matter of time before Europe falls to the Muslims or the Slavs.
>>29307790
>>29308382
A simply look at the respective demographic makeup would show you that all these states had a significantly younger and thus more combat capable population. That's not even to include the cultural difference which any unbiased observer will see, but that you will deny with silly polemic.
>>29307366
Also, Sweden has 10 milliion people and no reason to do anything more than removing kebab from sweden. The most scary thing about it is that other european peoples might wake up and we'd have a full scale removal on our hands. Here's hopoing for it.
>>29276870
Cause: black, white, red - style, honor, blood.
Well, actually it was reform due camouflage later
>>29277346
Pass the sauce anon?
