You've been captured by terrorists, what counter terror unit would you want to attempt your rescue
Mine: FBI HRT
what terrorists is it, l337 krew?
>>28678999
Anything but the SAS.
>>28678999
>what counter terror unit would you want to attempt your rescue
Easy. COUNTER-terrorists
Tomato by shibby
>>28678999
nice trio
SOBR
>>28678999
Whatever one's willing to disobey stand down orders and actually rescue me.
Or whatever the Russian on that gassed a theater because it had Chechens in it was...
>>28678999
The first ones to arrive. SWAT, FBI HRT, National Guard, CIA, Walmart employees, DHS. Doesn't matter.
Public Security Section 9
I actually want to live to see tomorrow.
>>28679101
>Walmart employees
can you imagine how that rescue would go?
>>28679038
Or the Spetznaz. Those guys are just horrible when it comes to anything besides "kill everything."
>>28679111
Tactical formations using rascals
>>28678999
Fucking New York City S.W.A.T
Those guys are Ex-Navy Seals, Delta Force, Special forces. You name it.
>>28679123
They all look like ex-bingo nighters to me.
>>28679123
So was Matt Damon sneezing there or what?
>>28679119
>or the special forces
wow your really limiting yourself there aint ya
>>28678999
Sayeret
>>28679131
Keep the chowdah wahm for me
>>28678999
Obviously spetsnaz
>>28678999
what ever SMU replaced delta/devgru/sad as the 100% secret tier one unit.
>>28678999
GIGN seems like a good bet.
>>28678999
>rescue
>implying I don't have them exactly where I want them.
>>28679554
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>28678999
GSG 9
Second would be FBI HRT
Certainly not the same group of sof who decided to rescue hostages by granading the room that has all the hostages in.
>>28678999
Unit 777
I'm feeling extra spicy.
>>28679581
for you
>>28679587
>>28679599
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>28679119
>Or the Spetznaz. Those guys are just horrible when it comes to anything besides "kill everything."
I see all your knowledge about Russian special forces comes from 4chan memes.
>>28679554
Nothing personal kid.
pic related
>>28679080
They killed (or technically 'disappeared') a bunch of civilians because they wouldn't tell the EMS what was used in the gas. Also they only had a couple ambulances ready lol.
BOPE. because huehue
GOE
>Get to eat chicken heads in the end
>>28679108
>>tfw your kidnapping was a small part of an international conspiracy plot
>>tfw your name and face really does resemble that of the world's most wanted criminal
>>tfw you know nothing about any plot, but also don't even learn or remember getting the surgery to field a prototype cyberbrain which was stolen off a dead man
>>tfw your memories has been altered, by yourself
>>tfw you're the laughing man and you kidnapped yourself to successfully throw off your scent as well for lulz
>>28679759
Fucking GitS, man.
>>28679530
>GIGN
>revolver
>finger on trigger guard in front of cylinder
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>28679820
the pressure exit at the front of the cylinder, not the rear
>>28679835
soooo exactly where he said
GSG 9
Suomi police
just gonna post this
>>28678999
>what counter terror unit would you want to attempt your rescue
Pic related, fuck everyone else.
>>28678999
GROM
They have the scary Cheeki Breeki squat slav powers of Spetsnaz but i actually might be alive after the op.
>current year
>getting captured by mooslems
Shiggy
>>28679934
SASR
I can pay for 2 extra rounds
>>28679934
46 of 3 suspects confirmed dead
>>28679123
We don't have S.W.A.T we have ESU and those guys are Boston PD.
While some of our guys are indeed special forces most of them are just normal beat cops and ex-soldiers.
Where did you hear this from?
>>28680246
He was trolling ese.
>>28679108
well, they get shit done, but in the end they are still just a death squad... so don't get your hopes up too much
>>28679123
>>28680246
That's not even Boston SWAT
Those are just Boston PD regulars decked out in gear after the bombing.
>>28679101
>Captured by terrorists
>call Jimmy Johns
>Jimmy Johns guy chases terrorists away with ham sandwich
>enjoy sandwich
>>28679934
>GROM
>what hostage?
top kek
>>28680316
I know, we can't afford to have tasers for every cop
Yet those jokers down the road can some how give all there cops good gear.
Cunts the lot of them.
>>28679119
Yeah man. Check out how they handked the Beslan School hostage situation. It was a god damned massacre. I'd literally take walmart employees over the spetsnaz
>>28678999
>FBI HRT
Ask the Branch Davidians how their "rescue" went
>>28679951
good choice
>>28678999
SS, stasi, kgb
Anyone but unit 777
Nope or whatever the Russian ministry of interior use.
>>28679934
Could any1 explain the GROM-one?
>>28679934
I was coming in to post JTF2 because of 'muh patriotism, eh?"... then saw this. I'll be saving this image.
>>28681791
>implying a pole is gonna save a russian
>>28681791
GROM didn't know there was a hostage situation, he just shot the terrorist for being Muslim.
>>28678999
Russians.
I should mention that my life is a joyless shambles and I wouldn't mind dying.
>>28681478
They'll just gas you
>>28681816
Do you know any further details?
>>28679044
>CT bhops past at lightspeed gunning down your captors with a Deagle brand Deagle before pulling out a knife and rounding on the final terrorist
>terrorist guns him down and turns on you
>last thing you hear
"GG no re"
>>28681871
Eastern European countries hate kebab.
>>28679044
Personally, I want them to send in the Arctic Avengers.
CAG based on sheer ability and track record.
>>28679934
>people ruining decent jokes with reddit tier le epic memeballs
Just fucking post the screencap you colossal 9gag faggot tourist
>>28680573
fuck off you dumb meme spewing kid
Since I'm a conformist American I'll go Delta Force. That GROM thing sounds fucking hilarious. Does anyone have a link?
>>28679151
Underrated post
I'd personally want John McClane.
Gsg9?
>>28678999
Any western team, with a preference for American teams because muh patriotism. However, and perhaps more importantly, I do NOT want to be """""" rescued""""" by any Russian special ops team
