Some Bernie supporter shared this on his Jewbook, and he did it unironically. How many errors can you find in this text, /k/? Help a liberal understand something about guns.
Pretty sure that was written by /k/. It is entirely hyperbole and apparently subtle jokes.
>>28677008
This is some next level meta memeing right here. /k/ starts falling for its own memes
Well, how about that.
>>28677019
/k/ are masters of subtlety.
>>28677008
So they Ben read before they post?
>>28677027
> People can't even tell our memes from regular content
We are transcending reality.
>>28677036
> Masters of subtlety
> Obviously fake name
> Caps lock
> Such obvious troll content my grandmother could sniff him out
>>28677023
>Newfags start falling for our memes
FTFY.
>>28677045
And you are quite good at detecting sarcasm.
>>28677045
>newfags don't understand irony
>newfags don't know strel
>>28677008
Man I want the gun described in that picture
>>28677045
I believe the previous poster was being sarcastic.
>>28677008
All the "Guide to Guns" ones are from /k/. Just point out how he took a satirical image seriously and was none the wiser. Ask him how he should know what's right and wrong with firearms legislation if he doesn't even know what it's talking about
>>28677008
>assault clip
I cringed
>>28677008
Baguette here, can confirm for the acronym.
>Fusil Automatique de Massacre Abominable et Sanglant
>>28677045
Hello Newfriend
>>28677171
top kek
>>28677008
>The gun fires a special French version of the military armor piercing 55.6mm anti personnel round
>55.6mm
>>28677264
Exactly my man. I want a gun chambered in 55.6×450
It'd be called 55.6 WAR CRIME
>FAMAS
that's clearly an AR-15
lel now I want to try
>>28677275
Best I can find is 57×438 Bofors.
more ammo for the libtards
>>28677591
oh wow. just realised I forgot to remove the spell checks. what a twat.
well, helpfully this one has at least one less chromosome now.
>>28677008
>/k/'s most recent cringe thread
>>28677045
Found our newfriend
>Don't bother calling the local police, they canot stop the crazed gunman that poses this killing machine
kek
>>28677008
That pic doesn't describe the truly terrifying features of the Famas:
>burst setting, that makes the target explode and covers everything with gore in a 27m radius (hence the name)
>oversized carry handle for increased mobility
>bipod for perfect accuracy on the move
>barrel that can be fitted with a bayonet AND a rifle grenade, ensuring that the victim gets stabbed, fragged and shoot at at the same time, with no chance of survival.
>safety to lure innocent bystanders into a false sense of security
>>28677591
>implying any of that is incorrect
Mosin strong.
>>28677846
76.2mm rounds, i'd like to try one bear hunting
>>28677008
(Sigh)
>>28677885
>armor piercing incendiary 76.2mm rounds
My shoulder would disintegrate
My house would be on fire
I would lose my hearing and eyesight temporarily from the sheer concussive force of the round being fired from within a firearm chamber and not an AA or AT gun
I would have an erection so hard I could drill through bedrock simply by putting my dick into the dirt and spinning
6 million in damages later, and with permanent EEEEEEEEEE and hallucinations, and it would be all worth it, just to shoot somebody with a round as big as their torso.
>>28677952
>Be me
>Decide to take my nephew bear hunting
>he wants to shoot the "big one"
>starts to get dusk when a bear finally turns up
>open mouth and watch as nephew prepares for the recoil
>fire
>we both black out for a solid 10 seconds from the sheer concussive force
>all trees have had their leaves stripped within a 50ft vicinity around the muzzle blast
>can't even hear the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as eardrums are now mush
>Nephew has dropped the customized 76mm nugget and is now soundlessly screaming in agony from absorbing a naval gun round into his shoulder. I'm surprised he's still alive.
>Shit cunt missed the bear though, he flinched like a pussy
>Bear is currently stood there, in shock with tufts of fur missing and slightly singed.
>Bear's face when he realises he's still in one piece
>>28677045
Holy shit you're the same kind of retard who would take those "Brady Guide to Guns" posters seriously
>>28678090
Holy shit I fucking kek'd. Have some (You)'s and an image macro.
>>28678090
That's the hardest I've laughed in weeks. Top fucking kek
GUIDE TO GUNS
The FAMAS
The FAMAS is a french assault rifle, its name is short for "Fuck! Argh! My Ass! Shit!" named after the regular battlescreams of the user/babykiller. The gun takes a new approach to modern warfare in that it actually never fires, yet always jams, causing the famous ear-deafening screams every time. The clip is placed behind the trigger so that the elbow sticks out more dangerously during reloads, this also makes the reloads faster wich by the time need to be performed every time the gun jams, wich is always. When you see a shooter using this killing machine, don't dare standing next to him, your head will be hit clean off by the tactical elbow during one of the reloads. When reaching a critical reload rate the shooter can begin propelling himself upwards, able to hunt aircraft in the process.
>>28677551
>bofors?
>BOFORS DEEZ MAGS
>>28678090
How far would a shoulder mounted gun with that caliber propel you backwards if you jumped in the air and shot it?
>>28678257
i'd be more worried about the recoil sending the gun through your shoulder
>>28677171
as a syrupfag
honhonhonhon
>>28677591
>>28677594
software knows it's supposed to be spelled "nugget"
>>28678689
mosin was wrong as well... maybe a moist nugget is the proper way?
>>28678257
maybe if you fire a pistol in a large enough caliber, the upwards recoil can actually pick you up and backflip you into the air?
The Glock is a special forces, tactical 9mm (Almost a quarter of the size of some grenades!) assault pistol used primarily by oppressive authority figures in order to murder unarmed African American teenagers. The design, black and angular, is designed for maximum efficiency as well as to inspire fear towards all looking down the barrel. It can hold more than a dozen rounds, with a high rate of fire, it can obtain firing speeds almost as fast as contemporary assault weapons like the AK-47, AR-15, and the M16. Despite it being designed for police and tactical squads, the Glock has found a strange home in the hands of the citizens, and it's killing power is well known, the Glock itself is used as a symbol of Urban violence by philanthropist/rapper 50 cent. Most dangerous of all, however, is the Glock' ability to detonate like an assault grenade when thrown or fired by the attacker.
>>28680634
And make the image a hi point
>>28677051
>>28677056
>>28677063
>>28677183
>>28677626
>>28678102
>taking the counterbait
>>28677008
Where can I get one of these anon? They sound fun.
>>28677008
I totally should make one about the Tokarev pistol and how it was used by terrorists to kill 3000 west german police officers.
>>28677060
so this?
>>28677264
I bought some bullets so I can reload my 55. Caliber cases.
>>28677551
My dad has one of those but gilded and inert, made for some Bofors anniversary, he was born there.
>>28678227
Kill yourself
>>28684425
"Merely pretending"
>>28677008
Way too obvious.
