>be true liberal pan-sexual American
>be assigned to help confiscate guns for the good of our country
>enter some redneck's house
>he refuses to give up his guns
>gun down the scum for opposing the democrat agenda
>probably was racist too
>hear the sound of a truck outside. But louder
>walk outside
>it. Can't. Be
>I thought it was only a legend
>the Rednechtical
>it has a giant confederate flag painted on the hood
>engravings of guns and excerpts for the constitution
>it opens fire with 2 assault machine guns
>grenades launched from pneumatic grenade launchers
>get PTSD as all of our agents get gunned down
>Rednechtical
Gave me a hardy chuckle
>Rednechtical
>redneck technical
/K/ E /K/
>>28653926
How would you gun him down if guns are banned even for the government in order to protect the public?
if you were a true liberal (you fucking racist, you are probably CIS too) you would know that the government gets all the guns!
I want to build a technical out of my B-Series now.
Thanks.
>>28653926
>the Rednechtical
Nice OP, nice.
>>28653974
>if you were a true liberal
You mean Progressive? Progressives would ban everyone from owning guns, even for the police.
>>28654003
DONT QUESTION MY POLITICALLY CORRECT LOGIK
this actually isnt as rare as i thought it was
OK guys, I actually want to know how exactly i can convert my pickup truck into a technical.
>>28654074
>buy truck >put patchwork armor >confederate flag >heavy machine-gun on back, M2 or DSKHM should work >pack it full of rednecks >drive around shooting drunkenly and scream nigger atleast once per 2 minutes
>>28654003
I'm the kind of liberal that would make firearm ownership mandatory and gun free zones illegal.
In fact gun free zones NEED guns. Why the fuck are courthouses gun free zones? So a shooter can blast two deputies and have 50 people trapped in a room with only one exit??
>>28654074
like this
>>28654101
that works too
>>28653926
>>be true liberal pan-sexual American
>>he refuses to give up his guns
>>gun down the scum for opposing the democrat agenda
How would you even get in the house while you're on HRT?
With all that artificial estrogen coursing through your system all he'd have to do is slip a door stop under the front door and you'd never kick it in.
>>28654143
SHUT UP FILTHY CIS SCUM, DONT YOU KNOW THAT PAN-SEXUAL STEROIDS ARE THING. FUCKING RACIST.
>>28654160
>PAN-SEXUAL STEROIDS
But why would you want to have test widely available and used?
Doesn't that just contribute to the CISSCUM patriarchy?
>>28654179
not when they give more pansexuals jobs manufacturing progressive pills and take the jobs from disgusting men
>>28654179
everyone knows that pansexuals produce the progressive pills
>>28654195
But testosterone is literally the male hormone.
You're just making yourself more male, and thus contributing to the patriarchy.
The only effective way to be truly progressive is for you to take HRT estrogen.
>>28654217
thats not what hillary clinton said
>>28653961
>implying only the government should have guns
>>28654245
>thats not what hillary clinton said
Then she's not a true progressive.
#FeeltheBern
>>28654289
I LOVE SOCIALISM, WHY CANT WE ALL GET ALONG
>>28654217
>implying OP isn't FtM
>ITT CIS males assuming every man is born with a penis
>>28653926
>month after american liberal revolution
>our streets are much safer for our minorities now that racist gun owners can't hurt them
>Confiscation efforts still in place in most of the south
>get drafted to help our heroes take the guns away from those hooligans
>fast forward a year
>south still resisting
>guarding medium sized town in Texas
>people hate us, fucking right wing savages
>hear very loud gunfire from other side of town
>begin to run over there to see whats going on
>halfway there, hear engines coming my way. several of them
>notnow.jpg
>several armoured pickup trucks are driving through the town with machine guns
>some even have makeshift rocket and grenade launchers
>at least 3 men in tank tops and denim jackets hanging off the sides of each one with guns
>the corpses of our men are scattered around the front gate and on the street
>the smell of alcohol is so pungent i nearly faint
>must be some kind of chemical weapon
>I immediately find a radio and try to contact Obamaforce, our last hope.
>i feel a sharp pain in my side
>i look down
>Its a shard from a Johnny Rebel CD
>Cant take it anymore, pass out
>Never contacted our heroes
>wake up super glued and duct taped to the side of a Rednechtical
>theyre going to use me as armour
>that wont work, there is no way a socialist will shoot another one of his own kind
>get shot by friendly troops, dont they even care about us gays?
>die
It is the end for us; the Rednechtical has multiplied. there is nothing we can do now.
This reminds me of the /K/arrier
>>28654289
faggot.
>>28654350
>i look down
>Its a shard from a Johnny Rebel CD
Fuck
>>28653926
>OP'S PIC
>BUILDING IN THE BACKGROUND
>GOLDEN NUGGET
wwwooooooow
I'm a liberal and I own a gun.
>>28654074
Allow Ian to demonstrate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnRtK-rdKYM
>>28654350
anyone have that story someone cooked up in a patch thread awhile back, some /k/ommando made it through the happening with his stash, has grandkids in the new Obamatocracy. grandkids find remnants of /k/ on old servers and ask him "Who was this Ivan the Remover guy?"
thats all i remember of it
>>28656118
Please tell me someone has this. My curiosity is piqued.
>>28653926
>>28654074
Get mid travel suspension
Rig a mount for an RPD variant in the bed
Find an RPD on gunbroker
>>28653926
i
i knew i recognized that pic
i live three blocks from that
>>28656118
>I look back at my grandkids
>"We were the removers"
>Start to have flashbacks of the good ol days of posting on /k/
>Survivor's guilt
>A tear wells in my eye
>be redneck
>get fat and have sex with my cousin
>?
>>28654289
lol no
#Trump2016
#Carson2016
#anyonethatsnotshilleryorcaptaincuck2016
>>28653926
This is the most beautiful thing i've read in a long time.
>>28654350
Fucking lost my shit. A+. Have some booty.
>>28657856
That's the life right there
>>28653926
I can't believe you shit thread is still up, congrats OP.
>>28656118
i know which one you are talking about, and it was screencapped, the thread was about identifying fellow /k/ommandos by all the various patches that we've come up with, and if you would oper8te with them during a happening scenario. im on a new computer now, but i did have it saved at one point in time
>>28653926
>>28655503
No u dont
>>28653926
>USA! USA!
>Confederate battle flag
Shit triggers my autism.
>>28655428
Best part!
>>28662792
You can love both...
I fly both on my property.
>>28654074
Mount a gun on it
>>28655929
Based Ian is based.
>>28657856
All of my cousins are hawt.
>>28654350
>obamaforce
Topkek
>>28653926
>american lifted trucks
holy shit I want to vomit
pic related is how it should be done btw
>>28654029
>>28654101
All of my want
>>28668482
Beautiful.
Be sure to post guns while you play.
PICK YOUR SHTF SAMURAI!
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/search/cto?is_paid=all&search_distance_type=mi&query=samurai
PRICE STYLE AND PERFORMANCE THEN RATE EACH OTHERS!
>>28668482
Yeah, suspension lifts don't really get you fuck all besides a higher center of gravity. The trick has always been getting the most ground clearance with the least amount of bodywork.
>>28658029
>leggings as pants
As much as I hate all the shit our modern society has wrought, this is one thing I can be glad for.
Dear sweet lord yes, this is one thing I can be glad for.
>>28654350
>gluing enemies to the sides of trucks to act as armor
Holy hot damn that's some Vlad the Impaler shit, fucking brilliant, I love it, will steal once the shit hits the fan
>>28670208
>implying women wearing underwear as pants isn't degenerate
>>28670124
someone please play... :(
>>28654350
>It is the end for us; the Rednechtical has multiplied
>>28670317
>implying women wearing jeans or sensible shorts wouldn't be seen as degenerate decades ago
