Range Stories Thread
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Range Stories? Range stories!
>go to new range
>RO makes anti-muslim comments often
>gf is muzzie so we get pissed
>realize RO is giant pussy and all talk after a few trips to range
>wait a few months
>go back to range dressed in Turban with grown out beard and tactical shit
>pay fee
>"would you like the terrorist or zombie targets sir?"
>"neither my friend, I have brought my own, praise Allah!"
>start getting looks
>carry my shit to open range
>RO giving me death stare
>set up regular bullseye targets and start shooting with my AR at 25 yards
>missing on purpose not using sights
>RO comes and helps me get on target but clearly is hesitant and cautious doing so
>as he leaves say "Thank you brother, Allah be praised I can hit my targets now!"
>RO returns to behind and giving death stare
>see him go help another guy
>see my chance
>pull out custom made targets of a white family smiling
>scream "ALLAH AKBAR!" and mag dump into white family target
>whole range is quite and staring
>RO's mouth is literally hanging open
>press switch to return target
>gather my shit
>tell RO on the way out "Takbir brother!"
Targets looked a bit like pic related. Anybody else got some good range stories?
>>28393711
>expecting us to believe this shit
>>28393711
When I get nervous I get this 1000 yard stare, got yelled at once for having it once in the navy. When I go to the range I get nervous and sweaty with my 1000 yard stare. Such is life when you look like a kebab.
>>28393711
>go in woods
>shoot
>get on /k/ and have to read cuckold city range threads
Ass to mouth your mom, shit was cash.
Be me
Decide to go to range the day after Christmas
Get a 100 count of WWB and another 100 rounds of American Eagle for Christmas
Have around 300 rounds through my .40 shield before this trip to the range
Shoot through the 100 WWB no issues
Get through 50 rounds of American Eagle no issues
Start on Second box and brass starts hitting me in the face
Get through 20 rounds and gun doesn't go into battery all the way
Hit slide to make it go into battery and it shoots but it doesn't go back
Try to rack slide and it feels like I dropped it in sand
Field strip and ejector is bent upwards at a 45 degree angle making the slide rub on the ejector
Call smith and wesson to order some ejectors
Not open until today
Mfw I realized I should have stayed with glock and just bought a 9mm
>>28393711
Don't wanna believe that shit, but I've seen dumber people do dumber shit like this on the news.
>Go to shotgun range
>Annoying old fudd wandering around looking for high-brass hulls repeatedly going up to 10 meters past the firing line
>Mfw
>work at dicks sporting goods lodge counter
>day of Charlie hebdo killing
>post something about Allah being a homosexual
>fast forward
>at counter fucking off
>2 Muslim males in sand skirts with long beards walk up to the counter
>heart drops thinking I'm fucked because of stupid post getting tracked
>the two look at scoped rifles and decide not to buy
>asks me to grab a sporting scope from the back
>come out with scope, the two are talking in Arabic for awhile at the counter
>buys 2 of them and leave
>glad I was not kill
>>28393711
Fucking traitors like u make me ill...the fact that you could even pull a stunt like that and not at least get your ass whooped proves why america is far superior to any shithole in the Middle East with those backwards fucks
>>28394424
kys desu senpai
>goto range
>tell me I can't shoot steel casing out of my slavshit so I can only shoot 50 rounds of brass I have at the bottom of my shooting bag
>get yelled at for rapid firing because I fired another round before counting to 3
>never go back and just shoot innawood
>go to 11B ALC
>There were 30 slots
>10 were filled
>Have range day.
>ammo for a full class
>One M-2 all to myself for 45min
>Reloaded several 100round belts, everyone is giving me their extra ammo
>Got bored of shooting old trucks and tanks
>Start cutting back trees.
>yell "FUCK THOSE TREES!"
And it was the best day I ever had.
>>28395189
Nice, kind have some similar stories
>be in boot
>senpai fire with SAW
>very last person in Platoon to shoot
>get belts upon belts brought over to me
>motherfucking CYCLIC TIME
>still a boot but in the fleet now
>fireteam rush drill
>be a 203 gunner
>hit a popup Ivan 100 yds with a cheetoh poof
>gave me a boner
>went to the POG side after first contract
>become a helo mech
>get recommended for a pax flight
>get to burn through the remaining can on a GAU-17
>>28394546
I don't speak gook faggot
>>28395714
Whoops, forgot about the filter, it was a familiarization fire with the SAW
>>28395730
>being on an anime board
>not speaking meme Japanese
>>28393775
This. I walk out my back door and unload lead into the night.
Then i cum.
>go to range
>unpack my ak, ar and p226
>shoot my guns, zero my shits in without commotion
>chat some guy up about his guns
>lets me shoot his gun and vice versa
>give him some advice on zeroing his gun in and even lend him my binocs
>bid him a good day
>leave
op sure is a sperg, nice believable story by the way noguns
>>28396659
Nice Story anon
I always have trouble with people at the range because its mostly fudds or mall ninjas.
Such is life sadly.
>go to range
>pull out 300 win mag rem 700
>shoot 200 meters down
>it goes through backstop
>hits me in back
>gain superpowers
>fly into space
>destroy VY Canis Majoris
>at the line having funs with my .22 pistol
>hear British accent
>look over and see a trio of hipster looking twenty-somethings
>effeminate male, acoustic rock girl, and plus size female
>tons of funs is the one with the accent
>she's at the line with a 92FS
>just smile at them and go back to shooting
>don't hear any firing from them
>whatever
>range master comes over and shows her how to operate the pistol
>she takes her shot, drops the pistol, and goes into "OH MY GOD" mode
>i pack my stuff up and leave
>hear the rage master going "please don't drop the firearm"
Last time I went it was a friend we'll call him k on leave and he brought another friend we'll call him J
>pull up to range bring 2 ars, (PSA beater & arak21) glock 19 and Ithica 1911a1
>K and J arrive they bring an sks some bolt gun and a mini 30
>some family is out there hot ass milf and daughter and some 8 yearold son and the dad.
>we're just blasting away at targets at 100 yards when the family clears out i set some shit up to zero the beater AR and friend wants to try out the ARAK.
>some old fudds show up without ear pro to zero their brand new .243
>J is helping old fudds sight in their rifle while I'm putting groups on paper K is watching my target through his scoped rifle
>fudds get tired of running down range to check the paper so one of them is just hanging out in the bushes off to the side until we call cease fire so he can run out and check the paper
>he runs out like 3 times while K and I are shooting before they called ceasefire
It was the public sheriff range in bumfuck nowhere but goddamn
>>28393711
>be stationed in fucking Oahu
>this place sucks, ranges are gay
>hawaiins and philipinos are racist as fuck
>go to only outdoor range on island open to public
> anytime I go all ROs sit 5 feet behind me and stare
> anytime I do anything remotely not allowed (loaded a 6 round magazine by accident ONCE, fired a round faster than they would have liked, set up my target slightly different than they wanted) I get a fucking earful from like 6 dudes
>meanwhile the hawaiin dude next to me is doing whatever the fuck he wants
>another hawaiin dude accidently shoots 3 shots in quick succession.
>One on target, one through overhang, one through ceiling
>"OH! IT GOT SMALL KINE KICK YEAH BRUDDAH!? HAHAHAA!!!"
Another time I brought some new active earpro the army issued us to try out.
>can hear everything
>can hear all the conversations, and can hear directionally
>so many "fucking haole"
I hate this place. If this is what black people get all the time, I get why they're so pissed.
>>28395733
>fa.m fire
>senpai
kek
>>28393711
Things that never happened thread?
>>28397408
Stop being such a fucking sperg and look past that shit. I take it that you're new and hyper judgemental
>>28393711
>This horrible disgusting thumbnail.
Annudah shoa
this didn't happen but that's a good idea.
I want to buy some authentic afghani clothes. Is there anyway I can get one of those silly hats a loose fitting tunic for a decent price, ie under like forty bucks?
>>28397784
>Stop being such a fucking sperg and look past that shit. I take it that you're new and hyper judgemental.
Well if everyone i talked to wasn't a fat prick complaining about gubment and stacked head to toe in MOLLE and actually had something valid besides muzzle sweeping everyone with their expensive as fuck ARs. Sorry not wanting to associate with autists like yourself make me a sperg.
>went to the shooting range and had a great time plinking with some friends
>went to OP's house and fucked his mom while he made created this shitty fictional greentext
>>28393711
> gf is muzzie
>>28393711
>Go to front porch
>plink at steel targets set at 50 meter intervals out to 400
>neighbors dont care because theyre my family
>sweep brass into bucket
>go back inside or do whatever
The south is fantastic.
>>28397433
7/10 keked a bit
>>28393711
It's not true but if I were there I'd have you at gun point until the police showed up.
>>28397719
I'm Filipino and I was stationed on K-Bay, so it was a little better for me. My regs haircut, lack of accent, and inability to speak Tagalog pretty much made me a white guy. Anyways, Koko Head is still a shit hole with shit rules and asshole ROs. Great idea to make a a mountain where people always hike a back stop, you can see the range on the left side.
>>28393711
Not true at all, if you did this any time in the last years you'd get the police on you in no time.
But it made me kek.
>>28395189
We had a Warrant (syrupland) get us to do something similar. Bunch of ammo left over at the end of a range day, told us to do some deforestation. Copse of trees pretty much ceased to exist.
>>28394982
Why don't they allow steel casing?
>>28399798
I have heard this in multiple stories before, i never understood either honestly.
>>28399798
>>28399976
they collect the brass after shooting. They're too lazy to sort out steel cases
>>28400429
You let people take your brass? Do they get to fuck your wife after too?
>>28400469
Not many ranges gives any of us the choice.
They collect all the casings, reload them, and sell it back to customers.
>>28393711
>dating a sandnigger
kek
On mobile so cant greentext
Went on a ride along in a rural ass town in ND
Really slow night
Officer looks over to me and says "hey, you ever shot a full aito before?"
"No"
"Do you want to?"
"Hell yeah"
So we pulled over and he let me shoot the M16
It was pretty great
Also found out that full retard g18s only cost $500
