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I'm a former 0311 and I'm currently working on my Bachelors. I have a clean record and both of my parents are retired Law enforcement. What are the odds of me getting hired by the CIA. I really want to get into the Clandestine Services. Anyone know anything the CIA website doesn't say?
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No experience with the IC or .gov, but I feel like every time I read something about someone getting recruited it's because they get a good reputation with their history/international relations professors
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>>28340843
17%

That's their acceptance rate. Do you think you are in the top 17% of the current fields the CIA is recruiting for?
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I heard they're looking for big guys.
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>>28340876
For you
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>>28340863
what fields are those just to be clear?
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your furry porn proclivities are probably going to show up on your security clearance check and disqualify you as a degenerate
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>>28340928
Kek.
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>>28340928
Implying they don't need him for new forms of interrogation.
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>>28340928
This. If you've ever been on /b/ good luck lying about CP on the polygraph.
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>>28341009
I have plans, big plans! Dragon Dildo Detainee Program comes to mind.
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>>28340843

For anything really interesting they'll talk to you first.

Other than that, are you good with a mop?
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>>28341071
As a former 03 I am well versed in 3 forms of moping.
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>>28340843
>Making this thread instead of applying

You ain't got what it takes.
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>>28340863
IT
Criminology/Criminal justice
Political science/int'l relations
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CIA hires STEM majors at good schools. Literally no field crossover of knowledge, just for the smart guys. I'm not sure if that feeds into the more direct action area though.
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>>28340920
This >>28341121

Also you can check their website and see what languages are highly sought after. Mandarin, Pashtu, Arabic and Russian are probably still popular at the moment.
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>>28341128
But not too smart, otherwise they wouldn't work for the CIA
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Go for it dude.
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>>28340843
Go to the job fair at your uni when they have them. There's usually a CIA recruiter there. Talk to them, tell them what you're interested in, and what your experience is. 90% chance they'll bring you on.

Hell, my dad was a Seabee, and he got recruited for clandestine shit when he was in college. He spent most of his Navy days playing football and eating.
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>>28340843

Asking for advice on how to join CIA on 4chan?

Find another line of work, guy
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