It's the day after Christmas, I'm home alone after a 12 hour EMS that saw a family of 9 get burned by an exploding stove, and I've got two bottles of Japanese whisky my Navy cousin bought home
What are you sad sacks drinking tonight
Chocolate milk, like a boss.
>>28327266
shellback rum
so what the fuck happened? how did 9 people go crispy critter?
>>28327266
Do they let you CC on the job? Going for EMS in the spring, what's the word?
>>28327283
Pilot light blew out, trying to relight it with the built in starter didn't work, used a bbq lighter and blew the cloud of gas over the stove. Everyone was in the kitchen. 9yo is dead, 7yo and the uncle lighting it are critical and will probably die
>>28327309
Natural Selection at work.
I can't think of anything else to say, a fucking adult shouldn't be doing shit this stupid. Especially with young ones around and about.
FFS
I learned that shit when I was fucking 7 because my mother noticed I was spending time watching her cook.
>>28327309
Dam senpai
>>28327309
Incidents like these are why my local Utility company handles pilot lights (for no fee mind you).
>>28327266
Cheap vodka. The cheaper the better.
Also, I got Truglo TFXs for my PPQ and they're gorgeous.
>>28327424
Also here's what I'm sippin on. Plus my new 9
>>28327297
If you want to carry a gun, go LEO.
>>28327297
Company policy says no, and I'm in NJ so lolno, but when I worked in PA company policy said no but I have a CCP and I did anyway, fuck Allentown
Also moved off the nip whiskey and onto Great Lakes Blackout
OP dat Yamazaki is some good shit, had it when I was in Okinawa
>>28327415
That's not how natural selection works.
>>28327266
Forgot something....stud.
>>28327266
drinking sadness
I have it so often it's like water
>>28327266
Hope you have a relaxing time, OP
>ignore tumblr pic, I didn't have an appropriate one so I nabbed it off google