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there is already a self defense story thread, however does anyone have any toasty stories where they were put in situations where you really should of owned/had a firearm but didnt have one on you? here are a few of my stories from ages 17-22 (im 23 now, and CC)

Fayetteville, North Carolina:
>spend day skating at a local skate park.
>leave and walk with friends to tobacco store
>they buy cigs for me with my money because underage and degenerate
>we sit in a cut near the shop but far enough to smoke and chill
>friends gf calls and comes by to pick him up
>me and other friend stay back and start walking towards another friends apartment
>long ass fucking walk, getting kinda dark
>cut over to a more desolate area, but kind of a short cut
>a red SUV packed full of people drive down the street a good 40-50 meters away
>nig nog in back seat pulls gun, shoots at me and friend 4 times and peel off
>screaming some dumb nigger shit like "suwu!! BLOOD GANG BITCH"
>me and friend haul ass to wooded area for about 5 minutes, seemed like forever
>cop cars pulls up lights blaring, losing their shit
>go over to them with hands up, get treated like criminal scum from oblivion
>found my cigarettes I was too dumb to let my 18 year old friend hold, but dont seem to mind.
>we told them we were shot at, give a full detailed report and go to police station
>mom comes and gets me, freaks her shit out because she thinks im in a gang now.

they never found out who shot at me and my friend, I wish this story could of been better, but honestly it happened so fast I didnt even stop walking, the reality of being shot at didnt hit me until they were speeding away.

cont.
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>>28318390
>they never found out who shot at me and my friend
That's okay. They're probably all dead or in prison by now.
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>fayetteville NC
Whyyyy were you anywhere close to the merc?

>stationed at Bragg 9.5 years
>got shot at more in Fayetteville than my 3 tours in Iraq
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cont.

Fayetteville, NC at the apt complex described in the previous story:

>be innapool during the summer with my ratty scumbag friends
>I guess a bloc party is going on since literally every black person who lives here is at or around the pool area, barbecuing and having a good time.
>like 30 motorcycles lined up nearby, the black dudes are probably in a biker club (gang)
>somehow my friends are friends with a soldier in the 82nd, he and his gf and the ones who live in this apartment complex
>im not familiar with the army since later on in life I joined the marines, but im almost certain this apartment complex was blacklisted.
>"hey lets go smoke" "ok"
>82nd guy smokes pot btw, guess he didnt care or was taking chances with random piss tests
>we all leave the pool and head out to his apartment, overlooking the pool. basically a stones throw away so we can still hear the black dudes yelling pretty loud.
>smoke pot for about half and hour, play the new mortal kombat for the time and take shots whenever you lose, so having a good time overall.
>hear a fucking roar overpowering the place, freaks our shit out, getting louder
>sounds like a bunch of motorcycles rolling up on the complex
>must be black bikers friends
>LOUD FUCKING REVS FROM SPORTSBIKES GOING OFF
>screaming now coming from outside, instead of partying
>shit sounds heated
>CRACK
>of fug thats a gunshot, my neverguns friends are wtf'ing hard, me and friend from drive by got our autisms triggered
>CRACK, CRACK CRACKRACKRACKRACKRACK
>oh shit this is a shoot out, we all get away from the windows and 82nd bro calls 911
>82nds gf must of got her autism trigg'd as well since she ran out onto the balcony to "get a better look"
>we drag her inside, but dude curiosity lol
>while we were calming her down I look down and black people are running like fucking cockroaches, motorcycles ripping away and all that good stuff
>like half the damn police force show up, this areas bad but this typically doesnt happen
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>>28318538
Were you in Fayetteville when the two niggers from E trp 1/17th held up the FBFCU while wearing their own IBAs with their nametapes still on them?

Yeah. They were in my platoon
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>gf leaves me 3 days before Christmas
>family tells me not to expect much in the way of gifts, due to the fact that we're all feeling the effects of the diminishing middle class
>Wake up at 3:30AM to the sounds of my golden retriever whimpering
>He fell
>He can't move
>Vet is closed for Christmas
>I get him some pillows and lay his head in my lap.
>Sit with him for 3 hours
>He takes his last breaths
>I spend about 2 hours trying to dig a grave out of the frozen ground
>Literally can't do anymore
>Bury my best friend in a pathetic shallow grave that I had to then cover with boards to deter other animals
>No one visits for the rest of the day

Sometimes I wish I had a gun.
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>>28318390
I always have a gun. Even when I'm not supposed to.

Don't slight the pocket autos or "WTP".
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>>28318462
lol the merc, raeford, all around really. and I lived on bunce rd for a bit but left because I legitimately thought I was going to be murdered.

anyway going BACK a year or so because I forgotorino this gem:

>be 17 or so, going to my no shit FIRST PARTY EVER :^)
>thought I was going to be a spergelord, anyway its in mcdonough downs or however you say it. a total shit hole back then
>a well known drug dealer/gun runner lived here, threw some pretty good parties
>see girls from my high school that I thought were "normal" making out with 3 black guys and grabbing another black guys dick
>felt like a cuck just for watching but lots of friends I know are getting me drunk since I showed up late
>all my friends drive or have rides, I didnt get my license until I was already in the military so I didnt have a ride
>get trashed all night in the super hood, watch black people free style in the living room
>talk to a 8/10 qt3.14 refugee from miami, trying to "make a better life"
>night comes to an end, people are leaving, me and the house owner are on good terms so I give him 5 bucks if he lets me crash there for the night, hes cool with it
>go into back room thats empty as fuck and pass out, about 3 am or so
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>YO OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YO, YOOOOO!
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>(several people screaming now)YO OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR
>oh shit im about to get robbed and raped
>dont make a sound, this goes on for legit 10 fucking minutes of banging
>drug dealer wakes up, opens the door.
>WHAT THE FUCK BLOOD YOU HAD US WAITIN OUT HERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
>"yea its 5am I was asleep nigga, what do you need"
>I assume he sells them drugs from this point on, they leave and I go back to sleep happily ever after.
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You know how good it feels to have nothing like this ever happening in my country.
Not once in the entire history of my country has something like this happened.
So far this year on average 3 people get murdered every week on a country of 18 million.
I have never been robbed, shot at and the only gunshots I hear are when I go skeetshooting or to the range.
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>>28318570
You want to talk about it?
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>>28318666
What pussy country do you live in, we all know your dieing to talk about it
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>>28318642
I managed a gas station on Raeford.

Id have to draw on someone pretty much every week. The sheer number of niggers trying to cram 40s of Old E down their pants then pull a knife when confronted was stupendous.
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>>28318666
whats it like to live in a world without niggers?
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>>28318708
The Netherlands.
>>28318744
Actually we have way too much niggers and over 2 million (1/18th of the total pop.) in shitskins. These mainly cause crime like thefts, robberies and drug trade. However thank god they don't have easy access to guns. Although I see the benefit of having a gun to defend yourself and having guns around to weed out this human thrash. I am still extremely glad they are not as prevalent here. Also thank god our niggers don't draw knives that easily either. Well in a few years they will all be remigrated anyway and I sincerely hope we can start working on liberalizing the gun laws here again.
Fun fact, gun laws here are so strict because our government felt they should be kept out of the hand of socialists to prevent revolution.
Commies disarmed us.
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>>28318564
I left late 2011 and never looked back, went to VA and enlisted.

Jacksonville, North Carolina (Right outside camp lejeune)

>be me, innamilitary now and done being a degenerate, I traded in being a scumbag for being a babykilling scumbag who kills civilians
>never saw real combat, super pog. got pop shots here and there and heard CRACKS but never any whizzes, if you hear a whiz you literally are being shot at, so pog the only whizzes I heard were from the driveby story earlier :T
>sneaked off the bricks and lived out of town with my friend and his wife.
>they live in this shitty shit garbage ass fucking neighborhood literally crawling with low income people, for extra points guess the skin color
>before I moved there my friend told me why he was out all morning and didnt PT, he was with the local PD filing a witness statement on a shooting that happened in the basketball court literally 30 meters away from his apartment, where I was going to now live.
>nobody hurt, in fact nobody got hit. a lot of younger yet still dangerous looking types ball at this court (around 16-21 year olds)
>do a little research on the neighborhood, pretty much the only "bad" area in jville. jville is not what I would consider a shithole.
>turns out a year or so ago a woman and her kid were found murdered in her closet during a home invasion, the house also got robbed.
>go to a gym thats smack dab in the middle of the bad area, I usually go later at night because lazy
>get a workout in, get car and leave. get to the stoplight near my apt but hidden from mainstream traffic, on a side road
>waiting at light, all the gun laser shines from a DARK ass area
>laser shines right into my eyes and head. I freak my shit out and duck down, speed through the light and leave
>get back home, never reported it because im not supposed to live off base.

this story still spooks me out, hopefully just some kids being dumb?
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>>28318714
was it a kangaroo lol, I remember kangaroos started monopolizing the area. the native americans are just as ghetto in some areas
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>>28318390

You guys must live in shitty neighbourhoods or hang out with shitty people.

Only time I ever had a genuine wish I had a gun on me was when I was bailed up by someone's Rottweiler dog that had escaped its yard. Fucken thing was like Cujo in real life. It must have had distemper or something like that.

Was walking to far area of carpark after shopping. See dog coming towards me. Look about for owner. No one there. Dog makes a beeline straight towards me. Snarls and starts trying to lunge at me. I do weird dance trying to keep shopping cart between me and dog. Get to car and dive inside. Dog hangs about for a minute then fucks off. I was scared shitless.

Was worried some kid might get attacked. Rang local cops. They said they had a ton of calls on the dog terrorizing people in the area. Animal control caught it that night.

Really wished I had my Colt Commander with me. At the risk of sounding like a pussy it really shook me up for a bit.
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>>28318806
The Family Fare at the corner of 71st.

Had the pleasure of a guy who shot himself in the stomach while robbing the fast food joint next door passing out in his stolen caddie and driving through our plate glass windows.
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>>28318564
that sounds like some shit that would go down near fayetteville lol, idk army unit speak since every unit sounds incredibly badass.
my ex was like in the "666th combat battalion, stryker brigade, murder company, skull and bones platoon" and she was like..admin lol.
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>>28318865
They were fuelers in the only kiowa unit on Bragg.
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>>28318839
rabid dogs are terrifying though, especially meme dogs like rottweilers and pits
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>>28318859
that sounds so shitty, I used to live in those crappy little duplexes behind the FedEx on 401 going towards fayetteville. I graduated from hoke county high school
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>>28318390
my whole life consists of these moments
>tfw noguns
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>>28319107
why not just hasguns? where do you live
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>>28319074
I actually shot and killed someone who was beating the piss out of her young son with a bike chain in my parking lot. Was not arrested but never got the pistol back.

Also when the tornados went thru and flattened everything I sat inside reading wearing my armor with my AR next to me. Had to scare off almost a hundred looters.
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>>28319131
>bike chain
Chain bike lock, not the drive chain
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>>28318839
>Like Cujo in real life

>innawoods
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>>28318783
Honestly the only thing I envy about Europe is the fact your countries don't have nigger culture that drives up the crime rate and make gun ownership harder for the rest of us, and I'm fucking black. Otherwise, I'm perfectly happy here, considering most places without niggers are just as if not more safe than Europe.

>inb4 uncle tom
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>>28319131
>I actually shot and killed someone who was beating the piss out of her young son with a bike chain in my parking lot. Was not arrested but never got the pistol back.
Someone explain why you would want to live in a country like this?
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>>28318570
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>>28319735
its just a shit state
plus its better than a ton of other countries
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>>28318570
I don't think your friend would want you to follow him like that.
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>>28321478
Damn straight. I know my little buddy would hate to see me go especially when he does everything for me
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>>28318390
>get community service for selling drugs in highschool
>do some hours at local country club
>club is hosting gun show
>get to handle lots of cool guns
>get asked to take a case to some car
>walk away with the case which contained some 1911 model
>mfw i wanted a gun
>mfw i have a gun and tips i shouldn't of even accepted now

Community service is fun kids
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>>28318564
>two niggers hold up someplace while wearing their Marpat WITH nametapes
>in North Carolina

Yeah, that's pretty much what I expected. I got my CHP cause I drive late at night in NC. Every town in NC is full of dindu's who dindu regularly. Cop buddy of mine said a lot of little NC towns are full of gang safe houses for nignogs from other states to lay low in when they get warrants out for murder/rape/ect...I carry everywhere in NC now. From the OBX, to Wilmington, to the mountains.
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>>28321654
>steal a gun from a gun show

Nigger, you are lucky you didn't get hung from a tree, let alone shot.
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>>28321679
Trusting a felon to actually be a law abiding citizen? Thats crazy
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