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Humor thread?
Anyone got a picture of tank driver getting issued traffic summons from traffic police?
This is actually a pretty good thread OP many keks where had
>>28290044
No, but I have this.
>>28290007
>Just got off a carrier deployment.
This actually happened to one of the other squadrons with an AGM-65 (maverick) off a superhornet upon catching a wire.
Shit was funny.
>>28290162
Ivan, how is
>>28290141
Fucking he'll I love Slavs for just this reason.
>>28290138
I'm so glad its being fazed out.
>>28290162
One out of every four Russians had died at the end of the war. %25 of their 1939 population.
>>28290209
Hay bby u want sum of my merciless rage piston?
>>28290007
Oh dam son!
>>28290079
lel
>>28290120
Wasn't this from just yesterday?
>>28289735
Is this the same "but I know I must kill" guy?
>>28290274
yep
Far Cry 3 gameplay footage
>>28290272
Kekked a little.
You know the Germans made use of a number of captured B-17's.
>>28290302
Yep, snatched any sherman they could too. They loved our tech.
>>28290295
>>28290120
Needs moar /k/ magical place
>>28290040
We Poland ball thread now!
>>28290428
Might be doable with a blank.
>>28290430
>fucking KOs a boar with a toilet bowl lid
the essence of slav
>>28290470
>bear
>>28290443
OIL FOR THE OIL GOD
BURGERS FOR THE BURGER THRONE
>>28290493
Those are Belgians lul
>>28290280
>you will never serve on a battle bus
>>28290496
The post said "boar" you goof, what the other anon got wrong was that it was a fucking sink, not a toilet lid.
You may be badass, but you'll never be some slav firing dual mosins
>>28290539
Someone out there has seen this and then taped two mosins together.
>>28289988
>CIC said I can't be sexist anymore
Lost it at that.
>>28290552
DOING THAT NOW
>>28290560
Taped? What kind of master of metallurgy do you think Bubba is?
>>28290132
this actually looks like a fun bar game
>>28290604
me ever time
>>28290615
*every
>>28290589
That would make a genuinely interesting story.
>>28290604
Willis thread? Willis thread
>>28290552
Now that I live in a state that doesn't require a front plate, I should do this.
>>28290162
>Klaus, our panzer needs more armor. Vat do ve have lying around.
>Ve have engineers, Heinrich.
>Then throw ze engineers at ze problem.
>Joe, our tanks are getting blown the fuck up. What the fuck are we gonna do?
>Well Jim, what do we have lying around?
>We've got a metric fuckton of sandbags lying around.
>Well, throw the fucking sandbags on 'em, Jim.
>Comrade commissar, we have little problem. Glorious Soviet tanks are unable to defend Motherland. Armor is to thin.
>Well comrade, what do we have lying around.
>Comrade commissar, we have lots of new recruits.
>Throw the new recruits on them, comrade. New recruits are cheaper than tanks.
>>28290656
>Ivan, you see that soldier walking along the road?
>Da, the wounded one?
>He's too slow, grab him
>Why?
>Just grab him and I'll get the tape
>>28289988
What's happening in this picture?
>>28290470
>toilet bow lid
pretty sure that's a sink
>>28290604
>pocket sand not in pocket
>>28290724
strong wymyn soldier has womanaged to point not one, but two guns at herself. Senior leadership looks on, unsure if saying anything would be sexist or not.
>>28290745
......why no gif???
>>28290537
so it did... I either need to stop drinking or step it up
probably step it up
>>28290753
>Insert Jerry Clower story
/r/ing the thread where the guy put a 17 frame on a 42 body, or on the airsoft version.
>>28290724
looks like shes pointing her pistol at herself
17 Slide*
>>28290702
>Implying that 50% of /k/ isn't fat horsefuckers or delicious traps.
>>28290831
>implying we want them here
it's like a cancer
>>28290831
tarps are the shit
>>28290758
I see the first, but I've never been able to see the second. Is that supposed to be her M4 that she's holding in her other hand?
>>28290849
look below her left hand. rifle is on the ground pointing up at her
>>28290862
cancer
>>28290842
>What is 51% attack
We own /k/ now
>>28290849
She has her rifle leaning on her stomach.
>>28290821
And a m4 barrel up her snatch
>>28290878
the ponyfags, furfags, and trapfags are all unwanted elements
I take a shit for 5 minutes and come back and y'all are bitching at each other. Christ.
>>28290892
>unwanted elements
That only applies if they are the minority
>>28290906
Welcome to /k/
Anyone have the pic of the female hyena with the magical place caption?
>>28289753
Backstory on this? Was this an actual fake daesh video or was the ayy lmao photoshopped onto the flag?
>>28290359
All is right in the world now, thank you based anon
>>28291215
Just doing my job sir
>>28291094
Wut
>>28290412
please post more
>>28290121
>War Thunder.gif
>>28291094
No idea, but I'm interested
>>28291398
Funny thing is I knew a rather dumb girl in High School with the last name of Hummel. And I remember she had a brother. Maybe this is him.
>>28291466
[spoiler]I was the shithead at Navy bootcamp and I don't really know why-- I wasn't nearly as bad as Mr. Hummel here but I constantly got shit on. I don't really know whats wrong with me.[/spoiler]
>>28291483
I wonder why.
>>28291509
I don't know please help me, seriously.
>>28291540
No.
>>28290505
>JOHNSON, ANDERSON, SMITH, BRADY! GET THE FUCK OUTA THERE!
>Johnson: "PSSSHHHEWWW!"
>Anderson: "PSSSHHHEWWW!"
>Smith: "PSSSHHHEWWW!"
>Brady: "PSSSHHHEWWW!"
>GODDAMNIT, NOW!!!
>>28290630
>You see Ivan, when replace optic with TV is like video game and Chechen even more less than dog
>>28290412
>>28291445
moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
holy shit
>>28291685
holy kek
>>28291744
Thank you, alcohol does wonders for /k/
I-Is that image and g-greentext worthy of screencapping g-guise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkVFUGPQimQ
Look at the targets they're shooting at.
>I miss Unnaground threads
>>28291757
>Dept of State: "What should we send the Kurds for target practice? Keep in mind we are short on funds."
>/K/leetus: "I gots an ideas, my cuzin makes some good'uns"
>>28291783
That's a dwarf fortress image my friend.
I do miss the underground threads too, if only for their silly antics.
>>28291795
I know it is I just imagined it as
>evil ugly Goblins who steal shit = ATF
>The glorious underground /k/ingdome =/k/
>>28291903
>cadbortion
>>28291903
Fuck you
>>28291903
You know i've been thinking about suicide for a while now and I think you've pushed me over the edge my friend.
>>28291903
i dont get it
>>28290280
>had it been there
I lost it.
>>28291903
>I dont want to feel more loss man come on.
>>28291903
someone please explain this
>>28290831
Yeah, but we're horse fuckers and traps with guns.
>>28292039
>>28291984
If you don't understand it nothing we ever say or do will ever make you understand it.
>>28290412
>I WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES
Was this kid Obama?
>>28290249
>>28290249
AHAHAHJAJHASHJASJHAHJA
>>28290280
>carry twenty-six 250 lb. bombs which could be lethally dropped
>bus
>dropping bombs
wut
>>28290627
it was, it was some big thing on Reddit a few years back.
I think the question was 'what would happen if a marine division found themselves in ancient Rome'
>>28290637
There's another one where he loads four shells into a double-barrel and then pumps it.
Then there's the one where they join the army and they're waving around a 1911 saying it's an M9.
Seth Macfarlane is an idiot.
>>28290079
Protip: That actually was for clips.
>>28291821
Keep the hood safe H
>>28290162
people still believing that it is literally infantry armor instead of an infantry screen
On gunbroker a few days ago
>>28290505
>>28291685
>>28291877
The Navy version of the Angry Marines' Predator Angrinator...
>>28291094
Huh?
>>28292267
>>28292275
Didn't it sell for $480?
>>28292281
Female hyena have a fake dick the size of a horse.
Not nearly as funny as the "Zebra loads" +p+ ammo idea
>Zebra cum something close to a gallon every time they bust a nut.
>>28291757
my sides are no longer in this dimension
>>28292376
Yep
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=529355021
>>28290724
looks like shes also tucking an M9 mag into her FLC instead of a pouch
>>28290469
I have been looking for this for ages.
Thanks anon.
Does this count as humor?
>>28290468
thats not how RPGs work...
>>28290552
Anyone knows if Texas requires front plates?
>>28290050
What video is this from?
>>28290713
KEK
>>28291783
What happened to the first unnaground guy, the one who was digging VC tunnels and "winging it an going slowly?" - is it safe to presume he's now buried under a shit-load of his own backyard?
>>28290079
that says band clips as in bandolier of clips:
>>28292693
moleman hibernates through the winter months
>>28292267
Bullshit
>>28292751
See this
>>28292414
>>28290381
god that's hideous.
>>28290666
i always imagine there is block to block fighting in a residential area, zergface is cut off from his unit, armed only with 2 fragmentation grenades and his knife.
catching his breath, he leans against the raised back porch of some persons home, a trampoline in the yard and a tall privacy fence blocking the view from the alley.
assessing the situation he climbs the short stairs up to the porch to get a look around, he spots them
a small group of the enemy, moving up the alley, all he can see are the tops of their helmets, he knows what he must do.
Knife in teeth, he pulls the pins on both grenades, lobs them ahead and behind the enemy, takes the knife from between his clenched pearly whites and waits.
before the explosions had a chance to begin echoing, he is sprinting to the edge of the deck, plants a boot on the railing and leaps to the trampoline, bounces onece up over the fence....
and into the nightmares of his enemys
Fucking image limit
>>28289988
fucking kek deluxe
>>28290209
As a former small arms repair specialist, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my shop, by far.
>>28291903
horizontal AR in the last panel shouldnt have a mag in
>>28291903
I didn't understand
until...
>>28292140
kek.
>>28292132
Ain't never seen the magic school bus nigga?
so many pro slavshit memes my eyes ahhhhh
>>28292132
It could drop the bombs /off/, since it's a bus and all
>>28292659
Yes.
>>28290831
faggot
>>28292000
Story?
>>28293192
its a scene from Heroes, more behind the scenes actually.
>>28290007
>I go
>hunt submarine
>for burgerland
>>28292376
Now I'm even more interested in that pic
>>28289985
Anyone got the story behind this?
Some Daewoos
http://youtu.be/JuMuZDjanBA
>>28289988
lost it at knife hand
>>28290660
The dope rider comics were fucking awesome
>>28292680
Source in the right lower corner
>>28293328
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_eiJkQzpzRc
>>28291903
>>28292140
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>28292680
Polenaar Tactical "shit you see on the range" i think. 10/10 Video
>>28290138
That italian is stylish as fuck
>>28293310
Basically a pic of a hyena with her lady boner hanging out, with the a magical place
>>28291821
keep the hood safe H
https://youtu.be/n-5bkF-A2_A
I love polenar
>>28291984
>>28292039
There's a clue
>>28291916
>>28290285
Surely they aren't that bad
>>28290040
>Soixante douze girls sans kilometrage pour moi
Hard French kek
>>28290831
or closet furries
>>28291094
>hyena
I hope you are not of beings serious Komrade
>>28290519
Belgian black people can't read either.
You racist.
>>28290734
I remember this thread.
They probably all got cancer from old mask filters.
>>28290493
belgians
>>28291903
Not even here I can escape it.
>>28290655
kek
>>28292659
I belive so. My cars have front plates.
>>28291821
Keep the hood safe H
>>28292157
Ya ever think he's doing it on purpose? Just to mess with us?
>>28290180
Holy shit I lived like 5 minutes from there. Shook my whole house
>>28291821
Keep the hood safe H
>>28290552
what if this can be a non-faggy way to identify fellow /k/omrades?
>>28296822
>implying it won't just become faggy the moment /k/ommandos start using it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjCBoDsdwyw
FDF re-enlistmentfags ww@!!??
>>28290648
I wanna know the full story
>>28290280
All a'board the battle bus!
>>28293328
They need to test the launch catapult and it's cheaper than using a plane.
>>28293405
what does that even mean?
>>28297365
[ANGRY YELLING]
http://i.imgur.com/HJBB9Vr.png
pic related
>>28297542
I don't think he understands what "knife hand" is
>>28290180
Lol Richmond Hill subdivision in Indianapolis
>>28291821
keep the hood safe H
>>28292039
Go do your geometry homework kid.
>>28289988
Nice digits, also anyone else notice the barrel of her rifle is all up in her guts?
>>28292962
>>
sauce?
>>28291903
>>28292140
http://youtu.be/lMss1CeHOiM
>>28291045
The baby should thank the parents for not letting them grow up as a juggalo.
>>28291045
i can only imagine the face and thoughts of the people that had to deal with this, the police, the coroner, folks working at the mortuary....
>>28297847
>doesn't know what starcraft is
It's like you don't want to kill Mengsk.
>>28297568
>be middle school me
>settling down for bed with a book
>suddenly, *BOOM*, rumbling
>run outside, neighbors flipping shit trying to figure out what happened
>old man pulls out his police radio as we listen on
>hear first responders attempting rescue as a man very audibly is burning to death in the background
>sit in awe
>>28289988
>knife hands internally
pissed my pants
>>28290036
>yes
I kek'd.
>>28290264
>THIS IS THE PIG
>THE PIG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OXYGEN
>THE PIG TAKES PRESIDENCE
>THE PIG IS YOUR MOTHER
>THE PIG IS YOUR WIFE
>THE PIG IS YOUR LOVER
>>28295157
Why?
>>28299106
someone please cap this
>>28292515
Only if your a gun owner in seattle
>>28290237
i'm going to bed now
>>28291721
kek
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