It's been quite awhile since the last few threads. Time to finalize which patches are getting made.
Battle Dove was voted in as the 3rd most popular patch. Now is the time to pick which variation is most desired.
http://strawpoll.me/6330607
>>28276538
The number one choice voted for was "I identify as a sexual predator."
If I recall correctly this was the most popular version.
>>28276538
"Pax per vim superiorem" is great because it both aligns in two lines and rhymes.
>>28276568
fucking hilarious
>>28276538
Why isn't "no text" an option?
>>28277918
That's going to be a patch regardless.
>>28276538
RIGHT SIX YOU FAGGOTS, IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE'S.
>>28276568
Because its related, I would like everyone to be aware, that this exists.
http://www.amazon.com/Helicopter-Man-Pounds-Dinosaur-Billionaire/dp/1517103150/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
>>28276568
Couldn't right click save because my hand was shaking too much from laughter
Just got my NCR ranger patches that I ordered, I quite enjoyed the little picture on the front and the Clif Bar. 10/10 Will order again sometime in the very near future
>>28276568
Where would one buy this fine accessory and when?
>>28276568
I need now. I want to make the ladies, and bois, quake at my arrival at the range, knowing what I really am...Thundercock.
>>28278143
i dont know this is related but its fucking great
>>28279896
I aim to please /k/ommrade.
>>28281255
I can send you a link if you don't know the website [email protected]
>>28281719
Thanks for the help, but I decided to take the advice of most anons and "Google it fagget".
Also when will these patches be available?
>>28278143
Holy fuck. I love you anon. I didn't even know
>Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine.
>What Other Items Do Customers Buy After Viewing This Item?
>Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding Ass
>Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 1
>Buttception: A Butt Within A Butt Within A Butt
>Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt: 7 Tales Of Gay Terror
SpaceX has nothing on my sides, they're in fucking orbit around Uranus.
>>28278143
Gonna regret clicking that.
>>28278143
how does it compare to this?
http://www.amazon.com/Buttageddon-The-Final-Days-Pounding/dp/1517106672/ref=pd_sim_sbs_14_1/187-7039196-0526945?ie=UTF8&dpID=51DZ8ey53kL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR107%2C160_&refRID=0PEK4VRJCXV7036VXC54
>>28281790
In about a month give or take a week. Production time is 3 weeks, then about a week before it arrives at the warehouse. Also, I'm enjoying your dog gifs.
>>28282117
Again thanks just need to know how long I should wait until buying lots of patches (sadly I'm new)
+ Glad you like them though I may have to use jpgs after awhile
