Remember that show on the Hitler channel where the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket hung out innawoods and talked about guns for half an hour?
He has a new gun show on the outdoor network called gunnytime.
>>28268403
I remember that show, but I miss Mail Call more.
>>28268435
gunny time?
does that me the show starts at 1400 but he wants us seated with notetaking gear at 1330?
>>28268403
Hitler channel? Is that what they used to call the Ancient Aliens channel? Even before it was called the Mayan Apocalypse Channel?
>>28268435
Ill have to check that out. Ill also have to try and find old episodes from Lock N' Load.
>>28268448
I actually dont remember much from Mail Call, other than the basic premise. I just recall watching a fuck ton of Lock N' Load.
I got a torrent of lock and load. I wish history still had that shit and modern marvel's
>>28268462
There was also the brief Nostradamus epoch.
>>28268469
Here's a clip, has a good mix of guns and heavier weapons https://youtu.be/9BaqAwrRiOk
>>28268469
Mail Call was basically Lock n Load except it covered a much wider slice of history. So you had segments about Willis Jeeps next to one about the B2 next to one about Roman chariots.
Bretty neat
>>28268508
Need this gun for cleanup in chicago, philly, camdon, and st.louis.
Could lower the crime rate over night
>>28268460
Yes.
>>28268505
I just wish the History channel played shit about history, and not a bunch of faggots digging through someone's garage of shit or a bunch of faggot bikers, or some faggot trans gender talking about aliens from the past.
>>28268761
>like American Pickers
>love biker stuff
>still wish History Channel would play actual history shit
Kinda like Syfy playing crappy B monster movies and shit now.
>>28268761
>tfw American Heroes channel, Military History and H2 back to back
Ain't no aliums here. No sir.
>>28268777
The C-grade horror movies I can take. Shit, I actually enjoy them in a masochistic way. It's ghost hunters and search for Bigfoot shit that I can't stand.
Still better than "Random faggots in Alaska as well as shitty car builders" channel, formerly known as Discovery.
And a damn sight better than the abortion that TLC has become.
>>28268613
>clip
>>28268435
why is there no barrel in that shroud?
>>28268839
History started the faggots in Alaska trend though. Discovery started the fake survivalists show trend and History picked up on that. It's like they're colluding to make sure there's nothing worth watching on either channel ever.
>>28268791
Same. Too much WWII on AH though. It kinda took over History's old role as the HItler Channel. They still do shows about Hitler, but they've somehow found a way to roll hitler and reality tv all into one.
>>28268897
kek
>>28268839
>that feel when channels that have names saying what they specialize in don't actually show that kind of thing anymore
Fuck...is the Science Channel the only one left?
>>28268948
Animal Planet maybe?
>>28268971
Nope. Treehouses, pools, and a new show about an Alaska alcohol brewery coming soon.
>>28268935
>fall asleep with TV on history channel
>wake up to historical documentary on Albert Einstein
Wow, actual history shit for once
>Suddenly hear, "Is it possible Einstein gained his incredible intelligence from other worldly sources"
Fuck this channel
>>28268948
Science Channel is drifting fast.
>>28268948
>history channel
>no history
>the learning channel
shows about midget whores, morbidly obese people, and people with too many kids
>MTV
>music videos relegated to graveyard hours, rest is fiction for teenagers and reality shows
>TruTV
>literally every show on it is fake as fuck (impractical jokers is fun though)
>discovery
>DISCOVER HOW THESE INBREDS IN ALASKA LIVE IN DA WOODS AND DO MUNDANE SHIT HURRDURR
Maybe we'll be able to get some good historical docs and shark week on comedy central soon...
>>28268403
I loved Mail Call. And R Lee Ermey was great. But, the good ol' days are gone, and I don't really watch all that much TV anymore.
Got into it, as it would aire either before or after that medieval weapon show 'Conquest'
>>28268998
>>Suddenly hear, "Is it possible Einstein gained his incredible intelligence from other worldly sources"
Ancient Astronaut theorists say yes...
>>28268897
Has your autism over the improper use of the term clip ruined the word entirely?
>>28269017
Really? I only watch How It's Made and Mythbusters, both are pretty science. And that show about inventors and a group of guys testing the shit.
>>28269041
>Ancient Astronaut theorists
How can I become one of those? Is there a place I can mail $9.99 to and get my own Ancient Astronaut Specialist Certificate in 4-6 weeks?
>>28269058
Isn't Mythbusters being canceled?
>>28269059
Erik Von Braun is the father of the entire thing. He was a hotel manager when he wrote his dumb ass book.
>>28269066
Yeah, but there's a glorious 10 day marathon starting on Xmas.
>>28268508
It was "Hitlervision', Then became "The Nostradamus Channel". After that it was "Bigfoot and Aliens" before becoming "That's the Best I Can Do and Rednecks Hunting Alligators Channel."
>>28269058
>>28269099
The best thing they've done in the last five years has been the fictional/reenactment history mini-series' like Hatfields and McCoys and Vikings. Other than that it's unwatchable.
>>28269107
I stand corrected.
>>28269107
Clearly there is a market for a scientific analysis of biblical tales.
>>28268403
Lee Ermey got to perform my dream: driving one of these babies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPkMn158Fwo
>>28268469
There's full episodes of Lock N' Load all over youtube senpai.
>>28269075
So I just need to find the craziest conspiracy theory blogs I can, copy their rants, and publish them in a book. After that, I bribe a few slightly less crazy blogs to mention it, then get some people to make sure those are forwarded to some news outlets (who are dying and will print anything) so I can get notoriety. And then let the appearance calls roll in and the trolling begin.
>>28269075
>>28269139
Well I mean, some of them are sort of legit. There's like, Graham Hancock. My brother had him at his wedding and my Dad really liked him and his ideas, so he can't be all bad. Pls no bully?
mail call fuck yeeah
>>28268971
SURPSRISINGLY NOT ANYTHING ABOUT ANIMALS ANYMORE!
>>28269139
Copying their rants won't work. You need to one up them or find some historical event that they haven't already attributed to aliums.
>>28269196
The French Revolution? The English Civil War? The 100 Years War?
>>28268508
First season of Mythbusters was the best era, but it's also where things started to go wrong.
I hate that they literally stopped doing myths just for lelexplosions.
>>28269191
Haha the slogans to excuse the shameless pandering is the best.
>Animal Planet: Surprisingly Human
>The History Channel: History is made every day
>>28269215
I feel like I've seen them do the French Revolution. Definitely the American Revolution and the Civil War.
>>28269216
WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE EXPLOSIONS? WHAT KIND OF TESTOSTERONE DEFFCIENCY DO YOU SUFFER FROM?!
Fuck I miss Black Sheep Squadron.
>>28269268
Kek
is the Military Channel still good to go?
been years since I had cable
>>28269268
Explosions aren't the same through a piss-ant little tv. They loaded up a dump trunk with a metric fuckton of some explosive and when it exploded it just disappeared. Still has less impact than throwing an empty lighter on the ground to ignite the vapor.
>>28269268
Parallelogram.
>>28269319
Nah, it became American Heroes channel. Slightly less good but not the worst.
>>28269216
The water heater rocket was my favorite episode.
>>28269414
>The water heater rocket was my favorite episode
Me too, but now I take hot showers fearfully because the guy I got it from welded the release valve shut for reasons I've forgotten.
>>28268403
any one else remember wild west tech?
>>28269031
Yep, I dropped cable and just invested in better internet. Fuck it, here's the channel breakdown. 2-13, local tv/news, but a tv tuner gets them for free. 23-26, I can watch right or left propaganda depending on what news I choose. 27-56 Aliens, hill billy fucks, urban filth, shitty cartoons, 90's sitcoms, b movies, worse than b movies, menstruation films, niggers and the other races that inspire to be niggers. 57 animal planet. 58-900 old a shit movies, local sports, pay for porn (lolwut), HD versions of all the other lame shit found in 27-50.
>>28268403
that show was pretty awesome, they did a AK vs. AR episode and it was basically 15 minutes of him satirically and blatantly shitting on the AK because it's commie shit for terrorists and non-patriots.
>>28269031
>impractical jokers is fun though
ok dad..
>>28268403
>the Hitler channel
Looool
>>28269031
check out "drunk history" on comedy central, it's basically a drunk narrator recounting historic events and it's a pretty good show desu senpai.
>>28269956
Hosted by David "Batman suit jerk off" Carradine.
Was my shit before he died
>>28269043
>clip
>>28269956
Yup, one of my favorites.
My absolute favorite though was Tales of the Gun.
This show made me pro gun.
>>28270305
I remember getting up early on weekends to watch that and Heavy Metal. Modern Marvels would occasionally have some cool stuff on as well.
>>28268935
>They still do shows about Hitler, but they've somehow found a way to roll hitler and reality tv all into one.
Hunting Hitler. They think he escaped and they are trying to track him down.
I wish I could make this up.
>>28270355
Ahh yes, heavy metal, i remember that one too.
Do you remember Wings of the Luftwaffe?
>>28269107
That one was actually pretty cool. Meteorite breaking up in atmosphere into a bunch of smaller meteorites, becoming the biblical "rain of fire" that destroyed the city.
God shooting airburst munitions at Earth? Or just crazy good timing of cosmic events?
>>28270387
Vaguely. I don't think I watched it often.
>>28270358
If he did escape, where would he be now?
>>28270397
That's definitely an older one, i was 12 years old in 2000, i was watching history channel with my grandpa in the 2nd grade, so that gives you an idea of what shows i might have seen.
It really hits me in the feels to see where the history channel has ended up now,
>I cant wake up from this ride
>>28270459
The funny part is that they do that because it's profitable.
If you were born in the 80s and you've been watching TV long enough, you could actually watch America's decline in real time.
>>28270445
Six feet underneath the surface of the earth
>>28269059
I can't hate AAT or history channel that much, they helped me get an A on an essay about a bible passage
Has to be an original view or interpretation of any Old Testament passage
>we had 2 weeks to write this 2 page essay
>jerked off for 13 days
>out drinkin and eating burgers with friends
>oh shit, I have a paper due !
>TV will help me think
>turn on TV, history channel is on because doc about nip weapons was on earlier
>AA is on
>"were there aliens in the bible?"
>ayy lamo, thank God.
>proceed to watch and write about Ezekiel
>turn in paper, get A for "originality, thoroughness, and creativity."
>>28270530
Did you also receive a position on the History Channel writing staff? Because that would actually make a lot of sense
>>28270358
It's not impossible.
All we really have is the Russians word that they found his body.
>>28270476
>watch america's decline in real time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9kFf6Yodx0
>>28270547
Unfortunately no.
The people on those shows are either truly believe every word they are saying or they are the greatest actors who ever lived.
>>28269075
Von Daniken
>>28268403
>Hitler channel
I love you
>>28270565
You should watch Bill Birnes on UFO Hunters (also on history, goddamn it). He legit tells a guy that he's a hybrid after seeing one ufo 10 years ago.
>>28269113
This honestly...
