Okay we all know we must have a survival partner with us since you will die alone in a shtf world but you only got to pick only one to come with you.
These are the ones you got to pick from.
>Antman
>Lucifer
>Zed
>Ivan
>Erik
>Mcnig
>Muslimbro
>Tasmanian Devil
>OP
Remember you must give out your reason as to why you picked the guy.
Also what weapon and gear would you share with your shtf partner?
>>28265231
Mcnig so I can use him as bait
>Squid
>CSF
>M1Agirl
>BVB
>STALKER
I've been around too long.
>>28265231
This is the gayest thread in k..
I'd take arcticfox though. Since I at least I know he'll go down with the ship.
McNig.
Antman. Who wouldn't want a zombie that has no moral compass as a companion?
Ivan
He'll give me free patches
Plus, I'm sure he can do a great soviet russia impression.
>>28265231
Antman because I can just use him to scare away bandits
Ricky.
Any answer other than Ricky is wrong even if he isn't on the list. And it should be pretty self explanatory why.
>The most /fit/ person to have browsed /k/
>Actual SOCOM and combat experience
>Pumped on roids so possible female contact with his left overs in post-apocalypse
>>28265231
Antman because the guy has knowledge on welding
>>28265231
muslimbro
Because we raiders now nigga.
melee guy
>>28265231
Antman because I knoe how to get along with crossed victims
ill take the trap guy from /arg/ so i have a reason to live
he is also able to defend himself and help hunt all while being the cutest
>>28266663
always pick the guy you can fuck in your free time not operating
Why would anyone pick antman?
>>28265320
b-but he's a christian
>>28265916
This is the only answer
>>28266663
i have the same shotgun as the trap
>>28265231
Oppenheimer.
Cuz it is Oppenheimer and whatever he recommends.
>>28266826
no, the other one
the cute one
>>28265231
You can survive alone just as well as you would in a group
Not everything has to be involved with a group stop watching the walking dead
>>28270292
Fucking this
Sick and tired of the bias stereotype saying that you will die 100% but you will have 0% of death if your in a group
I mean goddamn man give it a break it depends on your own survival skills and a man that hunts and knows his way around in the woods can survive alone just as well as a group of strangers packed together
Personally I prefer to just have my dog and my cabin because I been alone and I'm still alive
>>28270481
Who's is that?
>>28265231
I guess Muslimbro because I like Zastava weapons and I think he's from, or at least has connections to, Bosnia.
Oh, but you were a close 2nd OP :3.
I would pick me, even though I'm not the real one
>>28268559
h-hey he's cute
>>28270966
https://desustorage.org/k/search/username/The_Ant_Man/tripcode/%21KpuDfj7%2F2s/
You are not the real one asshole
>>28270496
The trap from with the Wingmaster from /arg/.
>>28271606
Holy fucking hell is this the real antman!?
Goddamn talk about deep descent into pure madness
Papulu and BOOF cause i need some twinks to cuddle with
>>28271606
Mother of god
>>28265231
I like muslimbro.
I'd SHTF with him.
>>28271606
Is this the antman I been fucking hearing about for the past fucking month on this damn place?
Goddamn talk about schizophrenia
>>28271606
Only ''bad'' post was the last one
>>28271901
What are you implying?
>>28271606
I don't know whats scary
The idea of him weaponizing ants or him as a father
Erik is probably the best choice out of them all.
Nothing too blatantly wrong with him.
>>28271606
Anyone that picks antman as a shtf buddy is literally choosing possubly the worst way of committing suicide
>>28271946
He's mormon and fucks animals.
>>28265231
I can imagine you bent over like Goatse dude when typing this.
Even faggots say you are a simpering faggot.
>>28271606
I kind of miss our resident sociopath.
I pick Saigamarine, he has dindu combat experience.
>>28271606
https://youtu.be/ySdLh_B3HjA
In memory of /k/'s kommando
>>28266663
Flandre?
>>28270292
You're gonna go insane. Humans are social creatures, with very rare exceptions.
You know the movie I am Legend? Remember how Willy goes batshit loco and starts talking to mannequins? When the movie was being made, the producers consulted with psychiatrists and survivalists. Basically long term isolation causes severe depression, hallucinations, and paranoia. Pretty scary shit really.
>>28272093
But to go out and say "hurr durr anyone that decides to go live alone will 1000000% die or go craaaaazy but if the person lives in a concrete society with lots and lots of social people and social media that will never leave you alone and have you constantly in that place and have little to no alone time you will be AY O KAY!"
That is bullshit bias liberal crap that the media wants you to believe
My grandfather has lived his life out in the woods on the land he owned and he did not go insane or die from loneliness asshole
If your gonna be a asshole like that and say that lone survivors die but not group of strangers then by all means go have at it but don't drag me along because I do not want to be in your drama inducing group
Besides I like being able to eat and drink and shoot my ammo without someone standing over my shoulder and expecting me to fork over everything just so the guy gets his share of the bargain
And also humans are not entirely dependent on social because we are not 100% social species unlike fucking ants we are a mixture of social and non social so stop with your bias agenda
>>28271606
>I'M A FUCKING CHRISTIAN GODDAMNIT AND I LOVE MY SWEET ANTS AND I WILL FUCK YOUR CORPSE I'M NOT CRAZY AHH MY HEADACHE!!!
Fuck man that shit is fucking pure titanium
>>28271606
Can anyone hug me I'm scared
>>28272140
... actually you sound like a bit of a cunt. Perhaps it is better that you be by yourself.
>>28272228
I get tired of everyone saying the same "we are a social species" no were not that's the same thing as the liberals saying "we live in a society why would we need these guns?!" We can be both social and none social it actually based on how you yourself handle it and if you need someone to handle that for you because you don't feel confident to handle it yourself then be it but don't go telling everyone that were this some ant colony statement alright.
>>28271606
Damn and I thought tumblr was bad
>>28271606
Okay honestly what is everyone opinion on that guy?
No meme bullshit just pure honesty please!
>>28272268
He's the only one that actually proved himself on here that he was a psychopath and not just some edgy teenager faggot and he showed his levels of pure sociopathy and as well the fact he started to fall more into insanity due to the condition he was in and he showed no hesitation to throw out legit hate and death threats to everyone on here that would insult him even if it was just a joke at him and he would come up with crazy thoughts that never been done and would talk about it like as though it would be done in real life and had an unusual obsession for ants and sharp objects and as well guns.
In short he was antman.
>>28265231
holy shit that picture just made my day
>>28272422
Soooooooo basically a muslim
>>28272464
No he never was a muslim and antman made his statement well and clear that he devoted himself to Christianity and showed pure hatred towards Islam
Just going by antman's claims thats all.
>>28271606
And people would actually want this guy to be with them in a shot hit the fan world?
>>28271606
Can someone draw antman vs lucifer fighting each other meanwhile /k/ and /an/ is calling the cops to arrest antman alone because he's seen beating up their trashcan with a stick covered in ants
>>28271606
Someone should draw antman and /out/ dating
>>28266663
you're making me blush
>>28270500
If we were in Bosnia we could lay down minefields together and blow up cars with my OSA
>>28271778
I might touch you when you sleep
>>28272518
I can't stop laughing at the thought of antman fighting himself hahahaha
>>28271606
I bet that sonofabitch had voices screaming in his head too!
>>28272546
Imagine feeling that adoration. People say stupid shit like hurr durr hitler was stupid he made terrible decisions. How could you make rational decisions when for years you saw in the faces of millions that hope and adoration that in you alone lay the future?
>>28272655
He was a great leader up until 1940/41. He still holds the respect of many people and I'm not convinced he died in Berlin.
>>28265231
Erik, he has actual skills while being absolutely uncompetitive wrt any women we come across
>>28265231
muslimbro is one of the few to own not only guns but explosives and has experience removing landmines, mcnig wouldnt be a bad choice either tho.
>>28273666
Fuck muslims
>>28265231
Erik, He's cool guy and since he's mormon he can't drink me booze.
>>28271606
>>28271606
Is this asshole really dead?
>>28265231
Boof, hawk, or Ivan.
..or maybe that man titied Mexican tripfag. The locals might think he's got a Purdy mouth. He would trade nicely.
>>28278540
Irrelevant. Either he's stopped trip posting or he hasn't.
FLANDRE GET IN HERE I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
>>28270500
Zastava is Serbian you chucklefuck. But so is Bosnia so whatever.
nah fuck that i'mma take Marissa
>>28270500
Short mags on an AK is sexy as fuck
>>28278692
lol please let there be another hawk-themed tripfag
>>28265231
Antman.
No, no the poster. The super hero.
Nobody ever specified which Antman it was.
>>28271606
>dairy of a madman
>>28271606
So this is what happens when you visit a weapons forum
Okay
>>28271606
Has anyone made an actual fucking artwork of this fucker or what?
Muslimbro just so I could frag him at the first opportunity and take his shit.
>>28265231
Ivan for free milsurp, or McNig so I can get a chance at taking that galil if he dies
No idea who Antman is but Mcnig.
>>28265231
He seemed like a bro-tier enough in young goodman brown, I'd chill with the devil in shtf.
>>28279678
Fucking see>>28271606
>>28279503
This.
Blast the shitskin in the back at first opportunity.
>>28265231
Mcnig
I have done extensive studies of movies involving SHTF scenarios and my conclusion is that 83.47% of the times the nig dies before the white guy.
SCIENCE!
>>28279880
fucking stormfags
the best thing to do would be to team up with him and then convert to islam, but convert to Shia. Muahahahahahahhahah
>>28266826
Grandpa gave me one today
>>28271941
I lurked in the thread where he talked about the ebolaid ants.
>>28280216
Wh-what?
>>28280216
Greentext?
>>28270983
not anywhere near as cute
>>28265231
Madfag or Kim Jung Lulz so I can laugh my ass off when i struggle to live.
THREAD IS FUCKING KILL!
