The Scorpion Evo is like watching your sister get out of the shower. Yeah you've seen her naked a few times, but this time she looks hot.
Waiting to get my hands on this new VP9 was like waiting a year and a half for a two liter bottle of jenkem to properly ferment. It was a long wait but when it's finally time you realize it was all worth it.
>>28253241
>>28253550
Does he actually say shit like that?
>>28253780
No but his analogies are pretty much that outlandish
>some random black guy makes analogies about guns on YouTube
Oh boy isn't that awesome. the thread
>>28253802
Who is be?
Getting a glock is like buying your first dragon dildo, it's big and plastic-y and doesn't quite feel natural, but in the end you just cant get enough.
>>28253812
Colon Neor
>>28253812
Colin Noir, the affirmative action hire for the NRA because Wayne LaPierre is a c
>>28253832
>>28253241
Being a siscon is suffering.
>>28254014
Truth. Met my one and only blood sister for the first time at age 21... the missed opportunities hurt so bad.
Handling a WASR is like playing STALKER, there's a few things that scream "low quality", but after a few hours you're squatting in a shack drinking vodka and yelling in Russian.
>>28254026
It's rough, watching mine hanging out with her bf is like moisturizing with tabasco.
>>28253241
>>28253849
>w-waaaaah he da-da-a-d-a nggurrrr I n olike nigurrrsss >:(
>WAAAAAAH
back to pol pls, this thread isnt guns, mods pls
>>28253241
>The Scorpion Evo is like watching your sister get out of the shower. Yeah you've seen her naked a few times, but this time she looks hot.
This made me horny for some reason.
>>28253241
>tfw bit of a siscon
>live with my sister in 2 bedroom apartment
>she constantly wears nothing but her bra and boy shorts
>she doesn't have a great set of tits but her ass is godlike
>constantly telling her to put on clothes
>but
>I really want her to just rip them all off
I actually did some sexual shit with her when we were younger.
>>28254044
Hi Coloin
>>28254082
Do some drinking together, let it get weird. I'm going to live vicariously through you.
>>28254097
I'm 22 and she's 23.
I'm also slightly overweight and coping with losing a relationship of 4 years. I've sworn off getting drunk because my family is full of alcoholics.
But, I might try that. If only for more of that sweet loving that only your sister can give.
>>28254082
>>28254054
>tfw only child
>>28254043
Poor bastard.
>>28254034
why the fuck does the original look better than call of pripyat?
>>28254111
I'm joining the service to escape from this feel, it's hell.
>>28254108
Go for it. Try blazing together if you're avoiding booze, or molly.
Damn this thread got weird.
>>28254110
Imagine, if you would, a pretty girl you've been around all your life. If you had a cute childhood friend, you'd know what it's like.
Now, imagine due to societal factors and other things, that you can't be romantically involved with this girl, at all.
Imagine having feelings for somebody, thinking you're a monster for having them, never acting upon them, and having it eat at you, day in, day out.
Now imagine living with that person while they're wearing nothing but a bra and some short shorts or boyleg panties (dear god those things are hnnng tier).
I've sent more tissues to a watery grave than the collective total of /r9k/, and that's not a statement I make lightly.
>>28254135
g-guys I just wanted to laugh about the black funnyman
>>28254149
stop being attracted to your sister you fucking nigger
>>28254163
>he isn't attracted to his sister
Holy shit you're a fucking faggot.
>>28254082
Assuming you're serious, this is actually deeply disordered, as humans naturally are repulsed by their siblings on an instinctive level (siblings being the people you were raised with, so even adopted siblings trigger this repulsion).
I don't know that not having that repulsion is associated with anything particularly harmful to yourself or others, but it's something to be aware of.
>>28254149
Now imagine you know for fact she doesn't reciprocate and never will, and if you tried you'd be disowned or killed. I hate it.
>>28254088
He does actually browse, or at least knows about, /k/. He mentioned liking threads like this on his Twitter.
Honestly as silly as the guy is he appeals to more younger people and shows that we're not all just old fudds, rednecks, and filthy drunken slavs (me). He's someone that liberals are more likely to listen to because of his race and age demographic. I can see why the NRA like him.
I'd say this thread is more about someone who advocates for the 2nd ammendment but does so in somewhat stupid manner. Most of us don't hate him, just find him funny.
>>28253241
I admit I read this in his voice and thought maybe he did say something like that.
>>28254189
>someone who makes youtube videos enjoys it when people give him attention
You don't say.
>>28254180
Yeah, I do understand that, but I also know that nobody is as "normal" as they seem. Everybody has their skeletons, and mine is fucking my sister when I was 9.
Ever had a point of view on something, that literally nothing could change? Like, nothing anybody could tell you would change your mind? That's basically what I feel. I know it's wrong. I can feel it. But I can't change it.
Fuck you guys stop making me do this stupid blog-post style shit.
>>28254210
>and mine is fucking my sister when I was 9.
so you raped your sister when she was a child and now you're friendzoned by her? Topkek, all my sympathy for you has gone straight out the window.
How old were you when you did this? You were just 9 or 10 yourself, right?
>>28254231
Can't you read, m8? He said she's a year older than him in an earlier post.
>>28254245
>8 year old fucking his nine year old sister
what le fug
>>28254260
>when I was 9.
>I
>>28254231
>raped her
By that logic she raped me as well m8.
I can greentext it all out if you really want, but the gist is
>2 curious kids
>around 9 or 10 at the time, i'm not sure
>we don't see each other often, divorced family
>one time I go from my mum to my dad, end up having to sleep in bunk bed with sister
>forget how it happened, but end up doing sexual related things, didn't really ever have proper sex, just grinding against each other like two lusting rabbits
>get sent back to mother again, don;t see her until she's 16 and i'm 15 in high school
She's either forgotten completely about it, or just didn't want to bring it up for 7 years.
>>28254210
>I know it's wrong. I can feel it. But I can't change it.
You could not live with your naked sister who you've already raped once. That would probably make you feel a lot better. I'm not making fun of you, that's really probably a good course of action for your mental wellbeing.
>>28254014
The media is going to push incest as okay soon. Too bad I don't have any onee-sans though.
>>28254275
Ever played doctor with your friend when you were a little kid? Or did you not have those budding curiosities when you were that age, or didn't even have friends?
That's how shit like that happens. Though that guy was probably improper calling it "sex" it was the kind of play you expect from kids.
>mfw australian shitposting kills another thread on /k/
>>28254192
Well that and he is a lawyer too. So when he comes out some thing is bullshit and doesn't work. Ppl will take notice and listen more due to that.
>>28253241
tactical_thong.jpg
>>28254565
>Concealing the Glock 19 is like masturbating in a public park. It should be obvious to everyone what you're doing, but somehow nobody ever notices
>>28253832
Haha oh wow
>>28253849
Dude, he was making his own videos for a year or two before the NRA hired him.
>>28253832
That's... oddly correct
>>28253241
>yfw you realize that the noir part of his name is because of the bizarre, noirish analogies he makes, and not because hes black.
>>28255411
>implying Colin isnt pounding Misses LaPierre's dried up wrinkely cunt every night while Wayne sits in the corner locked up in a chastity device crying.
>>28254149
>she's walking around an apartment you share in her underwear, despite the fact that you have repeatedly asked her to put some clothes on
Yeah, dude, it may be subconscious on her part, but if she's doing that shit, she's in to you.
oh god yess
Thanks for living up to the Redneck cousin fucking stereotype you inbred retards. Really helps your cause.
>>28254082
Shame on you
>>28255531
>a few people mention that he's pretty much the token black NRA spokesperson
>somehow means that all gun owners are a bunch of racist inbred hillbilly sister fuckers
Why do you hate white people with guns so much?
>>28255597
he is a kike
>>28255531
My child may be born retarded with a convex chest and three fingers like everyone in The Simpsons but god damn it it'll be racially pure just like the old kings and queens.
>>28253832
But he's holding a sig... w-why you lie...
>>28255597
d-did you miss the part of the thread about sisterfucking? Did I imagine that all along?
>>28255597
I don't mean that, I'm referring to this >>28254054
>>28254082
>>28254149
>>28255531
>>28255618
>hurr durr inbred white people
Only in the most isolated fucking places is that an issue in the US and even then... Meanwhile the countries with the highest rate of first and second cousin marriage are almost all entirely Muslim. Look it up niggers. It explains a lot tbqh
>>28255607
You beat me to it.
>>28254014
It is, especially when your sister is annoying and hates guns. And thoroughly used, and too old to boot.
>>28255636
lol right? Talk about derailed.
>>28253241
>tfw I made up this meme
>>28254275
>raped
It's not rape if it's consensual.
>>28254444
Quad quads. Must be truth.
>>28255815
>derailed
Incest is always related.
>>28254034
severely underrated post
>tfw my sister is ugly as sin, both inside and out
>tfw I'll never have any conflicted incestuous feelings
It's a good feel.
>>28254054
Don't.
I have not been invited to family gatherings in four years because of stuff like that.
>>28255918
Nah, you can easily wish you had a sister towards who you could have conflicted incestuous feelings.
>tfw no imouto
>>28255411
And he could have still been making his own quality videos if he hadn't gone full blown shill.
>>28255924
So what? If your family is a bunch of small-minded blackmailing bigots who would bully others because of some minor breach in protocol, you're better off without them. Have no regrets.
>>28256080
I understand them completely. I was out of the line by a pretty huge margin ( I got caught installing cams in our bathroom and with gigs of video of my 13yo and 17yo sisters pissing and showering)
Thry never made it a police matter but I'm pretty sure I won't be getting any inheritage.
>>28256131
Ahahahaha, holy shit.
Why would you do that when you could just download porn?
>>28256131
...oh. I thought you did some actually minor stuff like consensually fucking your sister, but that *is* pretty messed up.
>>28256185
It doesn't have the same excitement to it. I can't really explain it.
I did other stuff, too, but that's the shit I got caught with. I was 22 at the time so that made it kinda bad.
>>28254260
goddamn you're illiterate as fuck
>>28256262
Well given that you obviously knew this would happen eventually, was it all worth it?
what the fuck /k/
>>28256295
Are you actually surprised? It's like you don't know the entire purpose of hunting is to fuck necro-animal pussy.
>>28256269
No. They took my hard-drives so I don't even have anything. Can't see my family and my dad threatened me pretty bad when I was caught.
>>28256349
Was fapping to your 13 yo sister the greatest feeling ever?
>>28256349
So you clearly knew this was going to happen, but you don't think it was worth it?
Then why did you do it in the first place?
>>28256397
I didn't think of her as my sister when I fapped that would be sick.
To be honest I never even fapped to my collection that much. I fapped while filming and rigging the cams because of the excitement but rather rarely did I fap watching the old vids.
>>28256349
>not having redundant drives
>not having secured cloud storage
It's like you wanted to lose.
>>28256453
I had some in another location but they were stolen like a week before I got caught. I was making a backup when I got caught.
>>28253849
>>28253841
>>28253832
>>28253812
I literally thought you were fucking with him and giving a "darude-sandstorm" esque answer
because i thought this was tommy sotomayor
because they look the same
The story of Adam and Eve is pounded in my head as far back as I can remember.
I was forced to learn about Zeus and his incestuous tendencies in school.
Various powerful dynasties in history are incestuous.
>Hurrr incest is wrong!!! Now we're going to spoon feed you these incestuous stories, histories, and classics!
You now what? Fuck what society thinks. I will still hide my power level though.
>>28256323
>you suddenly realize the whole no-shooting-does rule is just so Wildlife and Fisheries rangers keep the prime pussy to themselves.
>>28256444
>not fapping to her specifically BECAUSE she's your sister, and 13 years old to boot
You appear more and more of a faggot by each post.
>>28256512
>no-shooting-does rule
This is a thing in 'murica?
>>28256490
Did you ever even hear of encrypting? Serioisly dude, this is pedo 101.
Download TOR, find uncensored hidden wiki, view hard candy page. Good info there.
>>28256493
It's ok anon.
They all look the same.
>>28256527
Fucking matriarchy man
Gotta save the deer pussy so they can make more babby deers
#BuckLivesMatter
>>28256548
I had the majority of my primary files encrypted, backups not so much.
My dad kind of beat the encryption key from me.
>>28256625
Here in Aus, we just shoot everything.
One of the benefits of having huge feral pest problems.
I like how this thread went from posting some youtubers gun memes to straight up discussion of beastiality/incest/pedophilia tips and techniques.
How do I get my 5 year old loli cousin to like me? She just learned my name, am I in yet?
>>28256634
>My dad kind of beat the encryption key from me.
That's why you have the real stuff in a hidden volume and fill the primary volume with something less damning like hentai.
>I swear dad I never saved the stuff I filmed
>>28256634
>Not having layers of hidden partitions to stop the old "beat them with a wrench" decryption method
>>28256664
Cousins aren't even illegal. But spend time with her and be more lenient than her father and she'll latch on to you. Just wait a couple of years, 5 is too young, she probably won't have a clue of what's going on. 11+ should be okay, depending on how fast she develops.
>>28254180
This statement is simply not backed by any real science
This thread went from funny Neorisms to creepy pedophilic incest real quick. This threads a fucking mess
>>28256812
Welcome to /k/, here is your restraining order and ankle monitor, stay 500 yards away you sick twisted fuck
>>28256728
It's called Westermarck effect.
>>28253241
>>28253550
i read them on his voice
/k/ A magical place
I didn't know there were so many Austrians on /k/
Jesus Christ guys, this whole thread is fucked up.
Yep, that's enough internet, I'm just going to go to bed. I don't need to ask stuff about Webley MK VIs tonight.
>>28257820
yep.
>>28258035
Shooting a Webley MK VI is like filming your 13 and 17 year old sisters pissing and showering, you'll get beaten and disowned by your father but it's still worth it
>>28256512
>prime deer pussy
>not cougar
>>28255855
children can't give consent
>>28258621
The thread has converged. Everything above this post is now considered ON TOPIC.
Continue.
>>28258786
Some of them can.
>>28258968
If they're old enough to count they're old enough to mount.
"/k/, come for the memes, stay for the Incest"
>>28255622
it ain't that deep nigga
>>28253550
>when it's finally time you realize it's shit
>>28259049
Quite.
>>28254189
>He mentioned liking threads like this on his Twitter.
He likes threads about incest?
God damn, threads like this are why I love /k/
>>28259884
Who doesn't like threads about incest?
>>28260000
>>28254444
>Shooting the FN five seven is like fucking your MtF transexual brother, it seems so strange but in the end you feel satisfied
>>28259918
i feel bad for that posters marriage and life decisions.
>>28253812
a very /fit/ McNiggerator
>>28254082
>I actually did some sexual shit with her when we were younger.
Go on
>>28254444
Holy shit I got quads.
>>28253550
kek
Using a 1911 is just like touching a old mans dick. It feels great in your hand, but sometimes it just won't work.
>>28262062
That's just nasty
>>28254082
Don't listen to anybody who tries to make you feel bad about this. As long as you stay true to your feelings there is nothing wrong with being in love with your sister. I mean what's so bad about it? People usually just say "it's gross" but that's just their opinion. Why should they be able to dictate who othet people fall in love with? I mean I guess there's the risk of genetic defects if a brother and sister have kids, but it's not like we live in the stone age. Birth control and condoms exist. So why do people think brother+sister love is so bad? It's not fair and it's cruel to make people feel bad for loving who they love. I don't think you have anything to feel bad about. Maybe she even feels the same way!
Oh fuck, this thread is giving me a boner.
Stop with the incest. It's lewd and wrong.
someone please cap the story about filming 13 and 17 yr old siblings itt for a /k/ humour thread. I would but im a lazy nigger.
The H&K USP is like sucking a black man's massive warm dingus after nearly freezing to death in the Wisconsin winter.
So bitter sweet.
>>28262154
You thought that post was humor?how is that funny?
>>28262154
>>28262211
This is why it's important for no fly list people to still buy guns.
>>28260000
Quads confirm, everyone likes incest.
>>28262163
So, Quintin finally went full-cuck'd?
What a time to be alive...
Owning an ar15 in anything other than 5.56 is a lot like fapping to tranny porn, you know you're a massive fagget in denial but yet it feels so good.
Bump for incest
