Could you use a fleshlight as a suppressor? How long would it last? From shooting many loads through both of them, the insides look almost identical.
>>28088976
Honestly, this is probably the most interesting thread ive seen all day.
>>28088976
Someone needs to try and post it on Youtube.
Bumping for interest
>>28088976
I....
Someone do it. I must know.
Fleshlight silencer, dildo foregrip. Make it happen people.
>>28088976
bump
I'm seeing a very, very entertaining Federal Court Case in our future.
>>28088976
What caliber?
.22lr it would last a while but .223 wouldn't last 1 shot.
I can't wait to see the ATF try and make fleshlights a controlled NFA item.
If we could then blow it up in the media. We could probably get the suppressors off NFA.
>>28089081
Lube it first to reduce friction?
And also for the bullet's pleasure?
>interest piqued
>>28089081
Maybe try 300BLK subsonic instead.
>>28089071
There's the ballsack one. I guess literal dickgrips are the only thing missing.
>>28089097
It's already ribbed for that, anon.
>not using tactical cumlube
Anyone wanna link the rhmb vid about BD cumlube?
>>28089097
It's not about friction, it's about blast resistance.
Think Revolver Thumb.
Ballsack forgrip
Dragon Dildo Bayonet
Fleshlight Supressor
Mount it on a nugget and you have the most /k/ weapon ever?
>>28089125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvlmQES3cLQ
Found it.
>>28089097
Lube would help with .22 but the muzzle blast from .223 would shred it to pieces.
>>28089105
It wouldn't be as quiet as a real can and it would melt and break apart after only a few rds.
>>28089150
How many rounds is the user intending to fire from this improvised suppressor?
Putting it in a steel tube would help keep it together for a bit longer.
>>28089125
>not cumming in it yourself before attaching to rifle
It's like you don't know how to science.
>>28089158
A steel tube would help but would still be a shitty suppressor, it would be more effective to use a maglite and washers.
If someone wants to mail me a nib fleshlight, i'll try it with 9mm, .45 acp and finish with a hot load of 5.56
>>28089149
I wonder if it would still make good lube after cooling off.
>>28089186
Asking the important questions I see
>>28089183
>hot load
>>28089183
>If someone wants to mail me a nib fleshlight
I like how you added "nib", just in case...
Mods pin this thread until the question is answered
>>28089178
Anon I don't think I've got enough to THOROUGHLY lube it. I mean I don't jerk off daily anymore, but still.
God damnit you assholes. In a few months we're going to be paying $200 tax stamps for fleshlights. Screen cap this post. This is why we cant have nice things.
>>28089183
>NIB
Well I have one that you could have, but it's far from new.
>>28089208
/jp/'s gonna riot
>>28089202
get gud.
>>28088976
While you're at it, check and see if you can use a suppressor as a fleshlight. This is all for science of course.
>>28089208
Someone here with both should put their tax stamp on their fleshlight and take a picture, just for this dude.
>>28089201
Mods please pin thread till this is answered.
>>28089135
A weapon to surpass the metal gear.
>>28089202
You have ED anon? Don't worry this'll help for your raifuru. Just talk to your doctor
>>28089255
they're too busy stickying threads about military politics, and warning threads about how political threads need to be posted in /pol/
>>28089276
sexual assault rifle
>>28089304
No I just don't jizz like a fucking horse.>>28089226. I actually saved that. I feel an odd mixture of shame and regret.
I'm almost tempted to try this. In fact, I might soon. What fleshlight variant would have the most effect?
>>28089333
Well there's an alien one. You can blame the suppression on aliens and everyone will think illegals are to blame. And then father trump shall construct the wall.
>>28088976
Ask Barry.
http://barrydueck.com/contact-barry-dueck/
>>28088976
I tried the underslung fleshlight, never thought of using it as a silencer
>>28089333
Pretty sure the Original would be useless. Mini-Lotus looks like the best one, Wonder Wave might be ok too.
>>28089330
>I feel an odd mixture of shame and regret.
glad to be of service, sweetie~
>>28089367
Thanks f.a.m.
>>28089346
Well, if nothing else I can test it for a 308 and 9mm. Maybe 22 if I feel like digging that one out. Damn it /k/, now I actually want to do this. End of the year or sometime after the first, I will have this done for all to see.
>>28089385
Start small, so go .22, and graduate to bigger boolets as time goes on.
>>28089412
Well of course. Have to warm it up first. Start slow. Love it tenderly.
>>28089354
Sounds like a nice guy. Worth a shot.
>>28089330
>New and improved
>>28088976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHeP9Sve48
>>28089110
The tac sack
I was going to go test this out.
Sadly my fleshlight is a smooth bore.
>>28090214
>how to turn your pistol into an AOW
My uncle made one using baby bottle nipples on a .22 apparently
So I don't see why not
>>28088976
Yeah it doesn't work...
>>28090467
Can you imagine one of those mouth ones... like... someone break in and you make them kiss it before shooting them? Not only are they kissing a hole you've fucked repeatedly, they're kissing the muzzle of your rifle covered in rubbery mouth. Something about that just makes me rock hard.
>>28090214
Now all the guys'll want to fondle your gun.
WE MUST WRITE THE ATF A LETTER
>>28089226
>10ml
Pleb. Zebras can blast 1.3 litres in a single load. Look it up on YouTube, it flows out when he pulls out.
>>28090690
seen it already, glorious.
>mfw imagining taking a 1.5 liter facial
>>28090652
This
> /r9k/'s tips on home defense
>>28090769
I didn't think I was gay until I saw that. Fuck, is it possible to only be gay for zebras?
>>28090214
NO
all my guns are women dammit
>>28091450
Yes.
>>28091529
>not liking full-package futa
>>28089202
Just save it up in a jar for a month. Duh.
>>28089149
This sees far more watery than the bad dragon lube I have, though that's probably in a much warmer environment.
>>28091680
It's weird, since that's honestly how it feels. Zero interest in human dudes, but male zebras give me a major boner.
>the things I'll only admit to online
>>28091848
Horses are sexy, and zebras are exotic horses that produce literally pints of cum at a time. It would be weird if you weren't gay for them.
>>28091905
I guess. Just feels weird to suddenly find myself thinking that the way his muscles ripple in his hind legs when he rears up is sexy, when seeing a ripped dude does nothing for me.
The thread has devolved into wanting to fuck zebras
>>28091970
>not wanting to fellate a zebra and (try to) gulp down his creamy 1/3-gallon load
>not wanting to gasp for breath as another stallion trots up for his turn, dick fully unsheathed and slapping against his belly with every step
What the fuck /k/
>>28092072
>this will never happen
I actually looked into the cost and care for zebras. Apparently they're difficult animals, even for people who owned horses before.
>>28091905
Zebras can also host over a million strongyle round worms per animal. Not pin worm or hookworm small but thick as bic pen worms.
Im so glad i lurked /k/ today
>>28092072
Kill yourself, my man.
>>28092141
I don't think those are really a concern unless you're going ass-to-mouth.
>>28092141
Then it is definitely a concern
>>28088976
>Could you use a fleshlight as a suppressor?
If you could, no one would hear you coming.
>>28092408
Carlos!
with the proper subsonic ammo I don't see why it wouldn't work
>>28092408
Literally had this question myself. Will do tonight and will post video sometime tomorrow morning. Will be attached to a .22 only other gun I have is a 8mm mauser.
I have the tools to make this happen. Mein Gott
>>28092408
Carlos you rascal!
>>28090214
would make an excellend foregrip to mount behind a flare launcher loaded with a dildo.
Seemed relevant.
>>28089209
I doubt he minds sloppy seconds
>this thread
Goddamnit /k/, wtf guys...
>>28095006
>doesn't want zebra D
>>28092408
>>28090496
Underrated post
>>28089105
Subsonic vs. supersonic isn't the issue. The issue is the magnitude of the muzzle blast that the sexto - er, suppressor must contain.
>>28089149
Fucking kek
>>28092408
>>28090467
>shoe
>gun
>mouth
Everything a man could ask for in a wife!
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3vh1wv/kommando_has_an_idea_nsfw/
oh for fucks sake
>>28092408
>>28095367
Oh god, Is that what that place is actually like? I've always avoided it, and I'm now even less inclined to click on links to that hole
>>28088976
>suppressors as fleshlights?
>>28095447
You have to ask your self, do you feel high speed, low drag?
Well, do you, Operator?
I'd much prefer if it would just make a normal rifle report but just a loud as hell queef sound that people could hear for at least a mile.
>>28090467
Name of shoes?
>>28095367
fuck reddit
fuck those faggots at r/4chan
Find it nao
>>28091529
>naming your guns
>actually calling inanimate objects 'she, her'
>>28089097
>he has circumscribed bullet
>>28092408
So, Will this suppressor be ribbed or unribbed?
>>28096977
>>28096224
>>28095367
It's all your faggots' faults for making reddit-tier le-upboat bait puns.
>>28092097
They bite. A lot. Really douchey temperamental animals. There's a ranch across the lake from me that has a bunch of grant's zebras and everybody thinks they're all fun and cute until somebody gets bit, then it's all fuck zebras, lets go play with the oryx.
>>28097619
>everybody thinks they're all fun and cute until somebody gets bit, then it's all fuck zebras, lets go play with the oryx.
holy fuck i needed a good laugh right now, my day just got better by a lot.
thank you anon
>>28095568
now go innawoods and shoot it.
we want video of the event too.
>>28089276
Can someone make a SAR-15"? With AP (Anal-Piercing) capabilities?
>>28090393
Wrong, it's not meant to be held in a pistol fashion as balls are meant to be cupped.
>>28097686
>v&
>>28088976
>yfw you have to pay a $200 NFA tax stamp on a Fleshlight
>>28097959
Hey, Michigander legislation caught wind of "it's not rape if you say "Surprise"" and passed a law to classify it as rape too- sooo, yeah, it could happen if somebody hits the viral switch on this thread
So... ATF letter when?!?!
>>28097959
>rape bayonets B&
>forward scrotum sexual assault grip B&
>limited edition /mlp/ magical misogyny vaginal assault silencer with erogenous spin-stabilised pussy-folds
>DOUBLE B&
>>28095773
Ew bro, you really don't want to wear those.
>>28097748
Get an underbarrel plug launcher on it too
>>28088976
it would make a fart noise if subsonic
>>28092408
10/10
>>28095367
those fucking comments are cancer holy shit
>>28095773
Levi Saharas.
And to those who are wondering if fleshlight will suppress a gunshot it won't. The muzzle blast will shatter the plastic housing/tube with a Colt 6920 w/ standard A2 flash hider and a 9mm Hi-Point Carbine.
hmmm, maybe....
>>28096436
Wtf is wrong with that? My AR is named Linda.
>>28088976
>mfw the ATF declares fleshlights suppressors and puts them on the NFA
>mfw the libfags help us overturn the NFA because muh sexual freedumb
>mfw when I have no face
>>28091947
This shouldn't get me so hard
>>28101046
Nothing wrong with being turned on a little by a stallion's muscular flanks.
>>28100808
Strange ass question for ya. I own the same toy and color, and is yours tearing in the front as well? Mine has a nice rip on the front inside lip from usage. ;_;
>>28088976
>From shooting many loads through both of them, the insides look almost identical.
lmsatmtbqhf
>>28092408
Capped.
>>28102775
Needs the "/k/, a magical place" caption.
>>28096968
I call my hunting rifle Oprah, she is big black and loud
unsure if it was posted already but I recall reading something about snake eaters putting the barrel of a pistol into an incapacitated targets rectum and firing for a silent and near instant kill.
so I would assume it would work if you got the anal fleshlight
>>28089354
Took me a couple reads but made me laugh my ass off in the end
>>28089086
>I can't wait to see the ATF try and make fleshlights a controlled NFA item.
>>28102345
not that i've noticed.
>>28102845
>>28103288
I have the dog one, no rips yet.
>>28090467
All it needs is a pair of tits hanging from the rails
>>28090467
Just remembered I had pic related saved.
>>28098840
Masked gunman breaks in starts shooting people with a Fleshlight suppressor and sub sonic ammo.As people lay dyeing and in panic one man shouts Its a queef A KILLER QUEEF!
>>28090214
Dildo bayonets when?
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