>BOOM
>BOOM
>CRASH
That's the sound of ISIS breaking down your door, what's your first line of defense?
How did they get past the claymores and razor wire?
>>28087505
7.62x39 bags a few more sand people. let's just hope 10 rounds are enough.
>>28087505
Give them guns go fight my neighbors. Then they'll leave me alone.
my fur covered razor blade
How is the Tlr 1 is it holding up and such.
Let's fucking go
Im a nogunz
>FUCK
This plus my p 09 are right at my bed.
bayonet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxFgSmR0i3A
Mosin M1895 at bedside.
Call the OPM and lodge a formal complaint about the US government employees invading my home.
SKS with 7.62 jsps
>>28087550
You don't carry a pocket full of stripper clips at all times? Fucking casual.
>>28087641
That's a Nagant. Not a mosin.
Certified kebab slayer.
>>28087505
What the fuck is with those numbers?
>>28088143
kek
>>28087505
Yeah, no
>I live in the middle of nowhere in AR
>Rural road
>Leave said road, drive on dirt road
>Drive on dirt road for five miles
>Suddenly a gate topped with wire
>Opening said gate will ring a door bell on my porch
>A ringing door bell will make my two newfoundland-shepherd mixes go BARKBARKBARKBARK
>Before you reach my house, you have to drive another mile
>Then you would have to find a magical way to avoid all the motion sensitive lights
>THEN you would have to find a way into the house. Pro tip: The door is steel reinforced and those bars in front of the windows are not made from plastic.
>So while you are trying to get into a house, you would have to deal with my dogs who would be biting your ass
>If you'd survive, I'f open the door and perform a coup de grace. I know mercy.
>>28088624
>nothing personal, kid
>>28087641
>>28088566
Seconding the use of the Nagant revolver as a home defense weapon.
>>28087574
You got a license for that?
Why would anyone NEEEED such an assault dog?
>tactical assault style camouflage fur
>Small and concealable with shoulder thing.
>>28088646
Kek mek.
A few months ago I told /k/ the story when me and my wife were fucking in front of the house when suddenly hikers - fat wife, small husband and twin girls with giant glasses. It was glorious.
Fite me
Fite me
J-j-just TRY AND ICE ME
>>28088705
BACKUP IS GO
>>28087574
>concealed carry gs pup
>in a shoulder holster
>>28088705
Waiting for orders green leader
>file name
>>28087574
Cute as fuck
My DPM/HS(Double Purpose Muslim/Hog Slayer) with the souls of five hundred angry hogs collected within it. They die, go to Muslim Hell and get raped for eternity by a boar.
>>28087505
>everyone is always leaning their LONG GUNS on walls.
I think a trip to /diy/ for a neat rifle rack made with wood would be peachy. You don't scar up your nice walls too with your LONG GUN.
I already vowed allegiance to Al Baghdadi on twitter. Why would I fear ISIS? They are probably just coming over to deliver pipe bombs or something.
>>28087505
I let my buddy keep livestock on my land. I'll hear them raping the feinting goat beforehand in time to load my clip into my ar-15 and rack the charging handle forward.
>KA-BAR
>Knucks
>Five other knives.
>Big stick.
I'm fucked aren't I?
>>28087625
How's the 2nd gen? I got the first right next to me
>>28087563
/thread
>>28087505
>live on a military base
>>28089927
>>live on a military base
They will never get you there.
>>28087505
16" AR with a slide fire stock and tactical taped 40 round mags
>>28089939
nice forehead retard
>>28089954
He's a psycho major, of course he's a retard.
I love how often they have low tier degrees that they try and spin as STEM degrees. Environmental custodian
Electrical engineer (barely counts as an engineer)
>>28089954
>nice forehead retard
My favorite part of that shooting was when those guys tried to bull rush him and died.
ayy lmao
"workplace violence"
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>>28089642
>load my clip into my ar-15 and rack the charging handle forward
>>28089939
I'm not saying they won't get me here. I'm just saying it's less likely, and more likely that their weapons are dildos.
>>28087505
>me
>nogunz poorfag
>FUCK
Ehmm... allahu snackbar then.
>>28089927
CONUS base security is fucking horrible.
I hope you know that.
>>28087505
>That's the sound of ISIS breaking down your door
nah Isis sounds like:
>boom
>boom
>inshalla-la-la
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
>BANG BANG BANG BANG-ACKBAR
>ALLAHU-BANG BANG-BAR
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
>(...takbir...)
>allahu
>ACKBAR
>>28088669
Lol youre that anon? Jesus
>>28087505
My assault lizard
