What's the most silent way to kill a person?
polonium in underwear
put him in a vacuum chamber
>>28084947
To have their name forgotten by history.
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so it's not possible to just snap peoples neck like in the movies?
>>28084952
Best answer
With a mime.
>>28084958
BLM primary weapon
>>28084947
Icepick in the temple.
Emotionally
>>28084952
Triggered
>>28084964
Not by any practical means, no.
lol /k/ getting all philosophical and shit
Drop a library on them
>>28084947
the silent treatment, ask my dad... if the fucker bothers to answer
>>28084987
gently though if you do it too quick it will make quite the noise
>>28084947
drain their soul with drain life
Aren't you that pedo from cripplechan? Reported to the FBI.
Marry them
>>28084947
Is that Mara Green?
>>28084964
You can break someone's neck, but not by just swivelling it quickly.
Also it's not quick, they get a lot of screaming time. Much better to choke them.
Poisoning with hydrofluoric acid.
>>28084947
Get someone else to do it without them realising that you were behind it.
I've heard mythos of a certain kind of fart capable of such a feat. I don't know if it's true though. I always assumed it had something to do with MREs but nothing comes out of your butt after eating those
>>28084947
Man, I remember when /k/ used to post cool shit like the "Art of Silent Killing".
Basically, if you have a longish knife, you drive it upwards through the substernal notch (into the diaphragm and then heart), but not too fast as to not force air out of the diaphragm. This will result in near instant and silent death. Think exactly the incognito assassination move from the Assassin's Creed games.
>>28085031
Woops, substernal notch does not exist. Basically just the area just below the ribcage. Another technique uses the suprasternal notch, so I got confused.
M72 LAW, the silent killer
>>28084974
THERES ALWAYS A WAY IN
>>28084973
/thread
>>28085024
>superacid
>poisoning
>>28085020
Is that a pedo who has memorized the names of random children on the internet?
A diet high in saturated fat. Heart disease is the real silent killer
>>28085067
>he doesn't know the names of random little girls
>>28085064
>implying chemical poisoning does not exist
>implying that hydrofluoric acid doesn't fuck you up 6 ways to Sunday
>implying calcium bonding and resulting inorganic salts that the body cannot break down and calcium deficit isn't poisoning
Portable garotte
>>28085042
This shit is fucking embarrassing.
>>28085067
What are you, some kind of faggot?
![IfM3A6v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9McAO0d.jpg "IfM3A6v[1].jpg")
>>28085042
>be on excersise with saab lasertag gear.
>I order my rifleman to fire lasertag m72 on enemy emplacement,
the laser m72 dont do shit unless you hit something directly, intended use is vehicles.
>enemy pops his head up just as he fire
>"FWOOOSH. you are dead" are spammed from the saab gear in enemy position.
he hit one fucker in the head, and it killed and severely wounded all the other dudes in a radious around him, took out a whole squad and the enemys platoon commander
>mfw
also got a turret kill on a cv90 when we met a retrating one, on a patrol.
saab m72 are almost as good as the real m72s
i wouldnt call them silent though
Indirect method? Poison, chemical warfare.
Direct method? Stab a wide blade straight on into the target's throat. The only sounds he can make will be from the physical struggle, but his windpipe will be blocked from that point on.
>>28084947
>they live near a river
>they get drunk
>they pass out
>fill bathtub with water
>you bash the back of their head with a large piece of sandstone twice
>make sure they're not breathing
>if they still are breathing
>drag them to bathtub
>push their face in the water and hold it down until the bubbles stop
>empty bath tub
>move their body to the river
>dump body in the river
>dump their car nearby close to a bar
>news report: local man last seen at bar gone missing
wasp injection knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMvpmGb0Fcs
>>28085064
Yea, it bonds with calcium in your blood, causing cardiac arrest, and the burns take over a day to actually form, and it fucks up the nerves, so you won't feel it till the next day either.
>>28085118
Imagine it making flatulating noises in the target's flesh.
>implying chemical poisoning does not exist
>implying that hydrofluoric acid doesn't fuck you up 6 ways to Sunday
where did I >imply any of this?
>implying calcium bonding and resulting inorganic salts that the body cannot break down and calcium deficit isn't poisoning
So, if you drink superacid, you die from the byproducts of it reacting? Is that what youre trying to say?
Facemask
>>28085072
What about refined sugar and da beetus, tho?
Anyway, how about putting your hand over someones mouth and stabbing them in the liver? Paralysis from the pain and reasonably quick blood loss. This would require the victim to be smaller than you in stature though I guess, people are capable of weird shit under extreme conditions.
This is all just theoretic naturally.
>>28085087
Probably this as well, limiting bloodflow through both of the jugulars.
>>28085234
Strangulation doesn't stop you shouting and making noise.
>>28085250
https://youtu.be/uDGHKyB3T_U
fuck it then, use a "feerbeer sojks fojtin nojf" like a pro
>>28085250
>Strangulation doesn't stop you shouting
You're doing it wrong.
>>28085132
So how long does death take
How much acid and what is the poisoning method, syringe?
I find it difficult to wrap my mind around that someone wouldn't notice they'd just been attacked by acid and would be walking around until the next day
A loli bait thread turned into an actual debate. Nice
>>28085258
There's a difference between choking and strangulation. Strangulation specifically refers to cutting off the blood to the brain and doesn't necessarily close the windpipe, choking is cutting off the air and does.
I've been strangled to unconsciousness before in training and was talking right up until i blacked out. I think i actually said "i'm tapping retard!".
Wait until they're asleep. Fill room with inert gas.
fairbairne sykes to the base at the rear of the skull?
>>28084947
I assume you mean by hand, thus ruling out poison. So, that would be a knife that is at least 5" inches long stuck into the liver.
Strangulation with a cord or garrote is also possible but the liver being stabbed will provide for immediate incantation.
Killing is bad and should be avoided, best to run away. My uncles and cousins never ran away and they got to spent most of their lives in different state and federal prisons.
Source: Family of criminals and various felons.
>>28084947
Poison.
Lock them in a room with my grandpappy after he's had a can of skoal, LOL!
>>28084947
>>28084947
Ricin BB.
A sad cum :(
>>28085284
You have no idea how loud a person can be if they realize they have been poisoned and are about to rip
Add a pill tainted with cyanide (obtained from a jewelry supply co) to a prescription bottle they take regularly such as SSRIs or birth control.
>>28084947
Dutch oven them to deaht
>>28084947
Subjecting them to direct exposure to outer space. Getting them up therr might be noisy though.
>>28084947
Emotional abuse.
>>28085276
Fill with inert gas in general.
That shit is impossible to notice
>>28084947
Time.
Silent to them, or silent to other people?
Because bullets travel faster than the speed of sound.
>>28084973
Top KeK!!
>>28085703
shit hit me in the feels RN. i did not smile at this.
weaponized ants, of course.
Shoot them in space
>>28085067
I don't know about you, but this girl was posted quite often on many boards way back. I didn't come to /k/ back then so I don't know if it was here as well, but she was constantly posted on /g/ and /v/ at least. Not quite spammed, but enough for people to eventually remember her.
>>28084947
Poison them.
>>28086317
Antman plz
>>28084947
>follow them home
>high chance no CO2 detector
>create near smokeless fire
>seal off any possible way for air to come inside
>seal off escapes
>remove your work
>>28084947
Marriage
>>28085202
Nah, its absorbed through the skin. Like it really loves to be absorbed through skin, just a small amount splashing on you is enough to fuck your shit.
>>28085064
>hydrofluoric acid
>superacid
It's not even a strong acid, it's just good at fucking people up
>>28085044
LAPTOP IN HAND
>>28085110
Until they find out the water in their lungs isn't the same water from the river.
>>28086835
Just cut out his lungs, then there will be no way for them to know it was a murder!
>>28085110
>contact with the body
that's a good way to get caught
>>28084970
This. Accept no alternatives.
>>28084968
Underrated post
It all depends on the circumstances and the target
tell me about your target
If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?
If you obliterate everyone within hearing range does your bomb make a sound?
>>28085262
It depends on the dose. It can be absorbed through the skin, and the LD 50 is really low. Check the MSDS.
A few days at most, so far as I know.
Also how to kill silently: very fast death factor
>>28084952
They could still bang on the walls.
>>28084947
>Travel back in time
>Make his mother bear someone else instead
No one will ever know he ever existed in the first place
>>28084947
sodium cyanide in the correct dosage.
you should read up on it
:^)
>2015
>not knowing
heroin overdose to be honest
>>28086835
This
>>28084973
I dunno my girlfriends been doing this and shes loud as fuck
I have read somewhere that the best method for cutting someones throat was to stab in behind the trachea and then just punch the knife forward. Is that true? I think I heard it from a video featuring a British commando from WW2.
>>28088169
>>28087784
put the vacuum chamber inside a second, larger vacuum chamber
>>28084947
nukes. kill them and anyone who could have heard the noise.
>>28084947
The slow, impossibe to stop, onward march of time.
>>28084947
Time
Simple and easy!
Poison. Chemical gas.
>>28084952
>>28086835
>implying medical examiners bother with the CSI shit in real life
For real though, this works.
Just get drunk with a guy and push him into a canal.
>>28090967
Phenomenal book.
Wait roughly 60-80 years and achieve victory
How to harvest acid for splash attacks like the Taliban?
Nuclear weapons its silent aslong as no one is left to talk
>>28084947
Carbon Monoxide
If in an open area, garrote.
Fear
>>28091140
Drain cleaner is already concentrated sulfuric acid.
Just use that.
Depression
>>28092588
This desu senpai. I'm glad I finally got some professional help and some meds. Depression sucks big, crabs-infested balls.
>>28084947
Sarin Gas
Quietest? CO poisoning.
Most reasonable? .22lr smoothbore zipgun.
>>28092575
Its a base, dumbass.
Stab him to dead.
>>28084970
Ever tried breaking through a skull with ice, dipshit? Your hand would slip down the icicle as well.
>>28084947
If you have to ask on the internet, it's pretty much assured that you won't pull it off.
>>28094079
Do you know what an icepick is?
>>28085023
>but not by just swivelling it quickly
I've always wondered why that was a thing in movies. I've had a chiropractor do that before, and I didn't die.
>>28084947
nitrogen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation
>>28085497
WASPMAN pls to and stay go
>>28085091
yeh ok
>>28095507
He said Saab exercise you stupid mung.
It's the army's version of laser tag
Are you stupid?
I'll answer for you
Yes.
End thread
>>28088169
whats the name of the book?
>>28096094
a-anyone?
jettison them into space. sound can't travel in a vacuum.
>>28095478
Not him but was he banned for making that thread? I know it got deleted but the sudden disappearance is odd.
>>28085267
>"i'm tapping retard!"
>blarrggh-
funniest thing all day
>>28095627
le epic fail XD
>>28085603
Only problem with that is being able to do it without leaving a trail
>>28084947
mix potassium cyanide with sulphuric acid
"hey, I bought a new cologne, come smell it! :^)"
>>28084947
IIRC the Commandos in WW2 had a trick by cutting outwards from the throat that was pretty good.
>>28084951
>polonium in underwear
No, that kid was anything but silent as he died from radiation poisoning induced blood leukemia. But daddy got out of the chisup after he was imprisoned.
>>28099250
refer back to
>>28085256
Going back to choke/strangulation. Feasibility? Rear naked choke followed by neck snap when the person has passed out.
People here were saying neck snaps are mostly hollywood requiring tremendous force (dropped while wearing a noose for example) and coming back from a passout doesnt take too long either.
So how about a technique of a rear choke (this might lead to some audible noises from the victim) followed by a twist of the neck? Yes, I did see this in vidya, Hitman Absolution, but Im JUST ASKING.
>>28085118
brutal
>>28084958
>existential crisis inrensifies
>>28084947
throw him out of a plane
>>28084947
Drop a piano on the top of them wait for them to walk past and release the rope
>>28084947
Just spit balling here, but could one render a person unconscious with a stun gun and finish them off by whatever means available?
>>28101585
But why would you shoot the man first?
>>28084958
/thread
That struck deep
>>28101727
stun guns don't actually knock people unconscious like they do in movies and video games
>>28084947
old age
>>28084947
probably anthrax
>>28084947
>hand over mouth
>slash throat
>keep hand over mouth
