How are guns deadly?
All they do is hit you with tiny pieces of metal, they should just push you back a little.
How are knives deadly?
All they are is tiny pieces of metal, they should just push you back a little.
I'll take Newton's second law for $500 Alec.
>>28080210
Fuck, I never thought of it that way
How are explosives deadly?
All they do is hit you with tiny pieces of air, they should jut push you back a little.
>>28080210
How are bait threads deadly?
All they do is hit you with tiny pieces of memes, they should just push you back a little.
So are farts deadly? They just hit you with tiny pieces of shit.
>>28081183
so stupid I kek'd all over myself
>>28080210
You never popped a balloon before have you?
>>28082663
You mean pooped in.a balloon before? Sadly yes i have...
>>28081183
... What?
How are clubs deadly?
The just hit you with a big piece of wood, they should just push you down a little.
>>28080320
But knives are bigger than bullets?
>>28084998
that one is true tho
>he never got hit with a stick as a child
>>28080210
How is cyanide deadly? All it does is bind to cytochrome c oxidase, interrupt your electron transport chain, and prevent ATP from forming. It should just slow you down a little.
