>2015+1
>anon still hasn't enlisted in the VDV
>mfw
whats your excuse?
My Vodka and shitty cigarette tolerance isn't high enough
>>28065098
I don't want to be captured by Ukranians.
>Enlisted
Stop being a kek and get your Ruskie commission. Enlisted is for bottom rungers.
>>28065129
>>28065098
I'm educated and not homosexual and I like press freedom and being able to live off my wages without having to part time shitpost on internet to make ends meet.
>this whole thread
Went through my conscription in 5th separate brigade, where's your God now?
>>28065098
One word: diabeetus.
>enlist
OP is a fag. Never go full retard. Never go enlisted. Officer corps forever.
>>28065215
I've been waiting for a ruskie soldier to ask this for a long time. What are some nicknames that you guys use for guns and equipment? Like Ksyukha or okurok for the AKS74U.
>>28065098
I ain't into butt stuff
>>28065287
You don't fit in here.
>>28065266
I'm Belarusian actually, but I don't think it matters this much.
We used some common names, SVD - veslo(paddle), AK-74 - kalash or kalach, PM - macaron, AKS-74u - suchka (little bitch) also some guys in my platoon had 9a-91s, they called them shkolnik (schoolboy), I have no idea why.
>>28065393
How common are 9x39 guns in the Belarus army? I think it's the only country apart form Russia and Kazahstan that has them issued, right?
>>28065429
Well I've seen many 9a-91s and VSK-94, but it's just my brigade and I'm not sure if they're used outside of special forces
>>28065310
I like my sexual encounters to be at least partially consensual.
>>28065098
Because I dont want to get gibbed by Polish stealth tanks
Not a Russkie sitizen
thats pretty much why
>>28065393
That's pretty cool.
>9a-91s
Damn. I want one.
>>28065098
It's a crime in my country to enlist in another countrys military
>>28065098
VDV is airborne motor militia that get to wear blue hats.
>>28065497
Tumblr/SJW in my /k/? Say it ain't so.
>>28065098
because I'm a decadent westerner who prefers his sodomy consensual and lubricated
>>28065098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
>>28065098
Unfit [Not landwhale, but not athletic either], Not slav, Not cool. Unfit for VEH DEH VEH.
>you will never become a slavnought
