Hello America,
27 year old ex-NEET from Europe here. I just inherited a shitload of money. As I love weapons and greasy food, I decided to move to the US. I'll buy a nice house and enjoy your culture.
What state would you recommend for me? Which one has the best weapon laws? I want to collect them. All kinds. Because I fucking love shooting and shit.
The only us state with great weapon laws i can think of is Texas. But I don't want to live there, I'd prefer something a bit more cold and with big ass forests. The kind of forest I heard a lot about, the ones you can get lost in without ever being found.
So, what can you recommend?
Alaska
What happened to that cat!?
>>28039784
How are their weapon laws? Are you allowed to own everything from .22 to small artillery?
That's actually an idea, I'm going to read into Alaska. Is there something in between Texas and Alaska when it comes to the climate? Something in the North? With good weapon laws ofc
I think it's about to have a surgery done or something. I just noticed there's a 9gag stamp, sorry for that. My gf sent it to me. I'm moving to the US alone anyways.
>>28039769
Alaska, did that cat died?
>>28039784
It's an extended high capacity assault cat
>>28039784
Looks like they have him restrained
for a catscan.
Minnesota, you can get anything worth getting.
>>28039805
Im going to murder you senselessly
>>28039769
Move to Montana. Now fuck off.
>>28039808
Just looked at some pictures, that's what I'm looking for. Thanks. So it's probably going to be Minnesota. I'm a man of spontanous decisions.
Say hello to your next immigrant.
>>28039814
Is everyone there in a such a bad mood as you are?
You should move to California, new York, or Chicago. They have laws just a step above what you're already used to, very nanny.
>>28039769
There are a few states I would recommend.
At your age you probably want decemt women around and some sort of culture or night life.
Try Virginia, in the north part of the state you have Fairfax and Arlington that have a sprawling nightlife. There is also 495 that will take you around DC the capital of the US and into parts of Maryland, both have nightlife and a variety of stuff to do.
Plus its on tje East coast so New York city is within driving distance and Pennslyvania has some really nice forests.
Gun laws of VA: CCW is not hard to get
Pistol purchases are not overly difficult and Machine guns, SBRs, Silencers, SBS and AOWs are all permitted.
Plenty of places to shoot. There is even aplace called "the cove" where you can blow shit up if you get tannerite.
>>28039835
Be advised newfriend north Minnesota is based but Minneapolis if filled with the same people you are fleeing from. Also duty to retreat sucks dick.
>>28039855
Thanks, but I really think it's going to be Minnesota or maybe Alaska. I worked in a nightclub for 5 years, I don't want that kind of environment anymore. I also don't give much about women around me anymore. I just want a nice house in some nice rural area, a high end gaming pc, a pickup, a big fridge, and a shitload of weapons. My new life as a rich guy who doesn't care about anyone else. If I want a woman, I'll just get an expensive one for a night.
At least that's my dream of living right now. It's what I want for the next years. I started to desire that around 25, and now I have this stroke of luck.
>>28039800
Florida here, from what I've heard, Alaska's laws are super lax and I've also heard on another thread that the LEO's give zero shits about people owning anything, even stuff that would normally be illegal.
How are you able to move ot the states and live there without a greencard?
>>28039889
If PC gaming is important to you be sure to check out the ISPs of wherever you are moving to. American internet can range from "best in the world" to Aussie tier. I have great internet, but if I were to move a few miles out of town I'd be suck with barely above dialup speeds.
>>28040036
Because I have a lot of money now. I'm going to invest in some companies, not sure which ones yet. I'll let someone do that for me. I'm not 100% sure how it's gonna go in detail, but roughly that's my plan.
>>28039769
first, you can't just move to the US. you can buy citizenship, costs about $250k.
second, since you obviously have never been to the US, i recommend going there for an extended vacation first. most parts of the US are actually pretty shitty and feel like india or africa.
>>28040059
The US is only awful if you are poor, because there is very little safety net.
If you arent poor there is no better place to live than the US.
I used tineye and found a Chinese post that says it was a cruel xray for the sick kitty
In my own professional opinion the cat was ran over and flattened so they are about to stick an air hose in its mouth to inflate him again, but they tied him down so he wouldn't float away.
>>28040054
Another thing I just started to think about, it's basically the same in Germany. But I guess there's some ways to get some good connection even in rural areas if you have the money.
>>28039855
Seconded for the Old Dominion
>>28039889
Southwest Virginia past Roanoke gets pretty rural and secluded. Lots of lovely mountains and forests to boot
>>28040066
I'm sure there is, but the cost and hassle are best avoided if you can.
If you want guns and greasy food you can go the fuck to Ireland. No reason you have to move here to the US.
>>28040063
not really, no. that0s why rich people move to switzerland, monaco and other places where you don't have to pay taxes, or very little taxes.
outside of the big cities, the US is, as i said before, backwards at best. even if you're rich, if you only get shitty internet and the next hospital is a two hour drive away, you're fucked. especially if you're from europe.
>>28040059
$250k would be something, but still affordable. Without bragging. But like i posted, it's possible to get a permanen residency by investing. And that's what I wanted to do anyways.
Maine is pretty good lots of forest if you want to live in the northern parts cold winters not many people around as well. Gun laws are pretty relaxed, I personally enjoy it here.
>>28040080
>turning away wealth individuals who plan on being useful contributing members of society
>>28040088
>$250k would be something, but still affordable
lol, i thought you said you inherited a shitload of money. if $250k is a lot, then you're fucked anyway. "investing" is something that's not exactly easy to do if you don't want to lose all your money in a few months.
i honestly think you're pretty naive. maybe you better do some more research and maybe stop being a semi-almost-but-not-really-rich soon to be loser.
>>28039835
>Say hello to your next immigrant.
unless you have family, a critical profession, are willing to pay 7 figures, and wait around 15 years, you aren't immigrating soon.
over staying a visa is a felony.
you cannot personally own any firearm in the US until you've been here a year.
Alaska is by far the best
Indiana's not that bad
>>28040095
>VAfag
>kek giving Americans advice
you can go ahead and kill yourself, commie.
>>28040142
>implying I live in the people's replica of NoVA.
Hell no. Outside of government worker librul surburbia Virginia is based as fuck
>>28040057
yeah, then you're looking at dropping a few million or more on an E2 visa to invest in a US business. residency still takes a year or more, and a green card and naturalization is maybe 5-10 years out.
USCIS sponsorship can hasten this process if you're a significant person of interest (doesn't sound like it though).
after all that, your green card is still lottery based, so you may or may not get one after you become eligible (50k are available per year, for a pool of millions of possible immigrants).
>>28040166
*republic.
dammit
Missouri, Vermont, Florida, best states for guns.
>>28039805
listen here nigger
>>28040166
You're a commie kek because you worked for you masters.
Any true American discovers the evil of statism in his teens, you clearly never had that realization, and therefore are a kek. This country is in decline and you have the audacity to go fight mudshits a world away, while tyrone and miguel are fucking like rabbits and factually taking your rights.
You think California just decided to have it's dick inverted into a fake vagina? The Mexicans out breed us, and you're next.
Any man who works for the state as an enforcer is an enemy of the people.
>>28040191
Floridafag here, why Florida? I wouldn't even put it in the top 10.
Theres nowhere to shoot, so even if we were alaska tier no NFA laws it would still be a shit state for guns when you cant fucking shoot them anywhere.
>>28040120
Funny how you cann tell all that from my formulation, but you got it wrong. In fact, I am really rich now. But I still consider 250k for citizenship "something". Not a lot, but something. Like before, I considered 1,2k for a plane ticket "something".
Like posted before, I know how it works roughly. I also have someone to do the paper work for me. And I have the money. So how about you go fuck yourself and let people tell me where to move best.
You guys seem pretty upset, idk why. Let the citizenship / perm residency be my problem, that's almost solved. All I have to do is talk to the people who do all the paper work for me. It's gonna work out.
I don't care about Mexicans coming to America so sometimes I think "man I wish our immigration laws weren't so ridiculous and harsh" and then I read these threads and I just want to vote for Trump so he can build a wall between me and wherever these idiots live.
>>28040222
if you think trump and his wall are going to stop rich europeans from moving to the us you are fucking retarded. I'm pretty sure trump would make it even easier for them to move to the us
>>28040207
Ok, you've lost me.
>Any man who works for the state as an enforcer is an enemy of the people.
what are you on about? All I'm saying is that the state of virginia is a nice place to live. I'm not saying the State (the government) is great. Government is a necessary evil that should be given the least amount of power over the people it governs as possible
>>28040222
Every time I hear the whole "build a wall" argument I think of South Parks episode where the city wok guy built a wall to keep the Mongolians out.
America doesn't even have a wall and Mexicans are already building tunnels under the border..
Bummer.
>>28039769
Michigan is god tier, buy a good truck for winter though.
>>28039769
Get a home with land. Your own private shooting range whenever you want to. That is mymone recommendation.
>>28039835
Minnesota is a pretty nice place, though it is cold and has a lot of fast food chains.
It's pretty liberal in some ways but like Michigan to the east it actually has a pretty fair hunting culture.
>>28040207
>discoveres the evil of statism in his teens
Yes, and most people grow up after that and stop being flameshirt wearing edgelords.
>>28040207
Careful with that edge
>>28040306
That's my intention anyways.
>>28040222
Trump wants to build a wall to keep away the mexicans you are talking about, and he's propably on the side of everyone else who has money and wants to spend it in the US. Try to use ur brain faggot
>>28039769
Also op ignore the guys telling you to fuck off.
As long as you can be an Intelligent, hardworking man who doesn't descend into either a liberal fantasy world or /pol/tier swamp life, you're pretty much welcome.
Basically everyone here is either an immigrant or married to one.
/k/ is just filled with salt and venom
>>28040249
I was summarizing my original statement.
>>28040313
>>28040326
The truth is the truth as long as someone believes it, that is why you cannot enforce a free society. Where there are those who impose a will of their own upon others, forcefully, you are in a socialist environment.
America was great because the man was removed from politics of he chose, because he could live the way he wanted, and could do his peace on his own land with his own means. Now, you have regulation, restriction, and dictation, all enabled by "enforcers" who pretend to be Americans.
Commie bastards are commie bastards, it doesn't matter if you're wearing a gold star, or a gold badge.
>>28040273
>michigan
>god tier
stay keked
>>28039769
Utah. Big forests, lots of mountains, public access land everywhere. looser carry/gun laws than Texas. The Mormons are actually pretty chill, but the liquor laws might annoy you a bit at first. also if you come to Utah, be ready to vote libertarian/conservative. if your the kind of dude who votes for hillary or bernie you can fuck right back off to europe, we don't need your kind here.
>ctrl-F "Arizona"
>0 Results
what the fug
Arizona has the laxest gun control in the nation, constitutional carry, and a shit ton of BLM land to go hiking/hunting/shooting at. If you like desert, stay in the southern part of the state. If you like snow, stay northern.
>>28039769
VA is alright. Has some nice small mountains and the NoVA area is very affluent. Personally I went to school down south there but I wouldn't live in VA. While it's a pretty state it's a contractor state and the East coast is for chumps. Having lived in Cali, WA, VA, MD, IL, and MD before I finished college I'd recommend WA. It has some extra bs for laws but is still pretty lax, silencers, sbrs, most towns will issue ccw and plenty of big beautiful mountains. Plus no state income tax. MO is also pretty good if you like the midwest. If you do choose virginny you'll probably wanna live down south. Id recommend avoiding Roanoke in that case. That place blows ass.
>>28040394
>If you like snow, stay northern.
>if you don't want to sweat your balls off 9 months out of the year, go to utah/wyoming
fixd
Mach erstmal Urlaub und guck dir in der Gegend/den Gegenden die in Frage kommen die Umgebung an, wie es vor Ort mit den ISPs aussieht usw usf.
Ich passe solange gern auf deine Wohnung auf, bin schließlich Arm wie Fick und unglaublich neidisch auf deine jetzige Lebenslage ;_;
>>28040359
>Now, you have regulation, restriction, and dictation
> Commie bastards are commie bastards, it doesn't matter if you're wearing a gold star, or a gold badge.
so you're saying there shouldn't be any government and that all government is communism?
>>28039769
I see you were considering Minnesota. I reccomend Wisconsin. Close to MN but better gun laws.
>>28039769
Kentucky would be a good state , lots of woods to be inna, gun laws are fairly lax, cost of living isn't ungodly, decent balance of culinary shit. Bourbon etc etc.
Move to Oregon. Legal weed as well.
>>28040415
Those who enforce social policies upon the citizens are enemies of the state. Pandering to a corrupt system is how a monopoly is sustained. By being a kek, you condone the war against freedom, albeit unintentional.
>>28039800
Try Juneau. Weather of the Northwest with the gun laws of Alaska. Lots of islands.
>>28040445
As a Minnesotan, I agree with this. With that said though, for gun laws the only thing we really lack is a castle doctrine. With that said the stupid Permit to Purchase card thing sucks, but it's not really an issue or hinderance.
Kansas has good gun laws and outside of the northeast corner and Wichita, it's virtually uninhibited. There are some wooded areas around where I live, but nothing I'd call a forest.
Personally, I'd move to Montana -- it's beautiful and nobody lives there.
>>28040484
>Those who enforce social policies
>Any social policies
So all government is evil?
>>28039769
gl getting a residence permit, faggot.
>>28039769
Washington State has fairly lax gun laws and because of a state preemption no region within the state can set stricter laws than what the state itself has set.
>>28040059
You know how I know you're from Canada?
Lol don't listen to this guy.
Avoid the ghettos of the major cities and the US is fine.
>>28040518
To a libertarian, yes. The mental dissonance of liberals is the result of statism filling the void that Christianity left behind. Defending the piety of liberals is the death of freedom, and the downfall of the west.
My ancestors fought the keks because they were willing to die for freedom. There are those who live with the same code, and the only way communists can get rid of them is through over population, cultural degeneration, and war. Chances are, the majority of your fellow service men are republicans, this is because republicans and libertarians are Americans who fight to preserve, but have been distracted by the enemy.
You don't have to choose the state or the Muslims, you don't need either of them. Operating through one, to kill the other, is how they kill both of us at the same time.
The men in this picture might not be evil, but they represent an abomination, and sustain the beast that culls freedom. Verbatim, a communist is a communist whether he wears a gold star or a gold badge.
>>28039800
M I C H I G A N
>>28040364
Sorry m8, what was that?
Hey guys, can you give me a quick summary on gun laws in Montana, Idaho or Wyoming? Not OP and not rich, but have similar plans and intrests.
>>28039769
As a proud Virginian, I'd recommend the Old Dominion. Virginia is the largest source of history in the entire country, more presidents were born here than any other state in the country. We have great forests and beautiful mountains it gets cold in the winter and hot in the summer so it fits your parameters there.
>Inb4 NOVA sucks
I know fags but anything south of there is fantastic.
As for weapons laws, there no worse than any where else, at least I haven't had any issues with them
>>28039769
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Stay the fuck out of Anchorage unless you like gangviolence
>>28039805
vermont or new hampshire
East Texas has lots of woods, but they are very thick and filled with brush.
I don't know about their gun laws, but Arkansas seems to fit your environmental requirements.
>>28039769
Vote Republican my friend and Alaska or Montana would suit you best for cold forests. As a native Texan it's fuckin hot here most of the year.
>>28039805
GO TO WASHINGTON OP
GO TO FUCKING WASHINGTON
ACCEPT NO OTHER STATE
WASHINGTON
>>28039769
Oklahoma is pretty ballin.
Whatever you do, don't move to the southern half of the US, it's utterly hot and muggy compared to western Europe and full of non-whites. Also don't listen to anyone recommending Alaska, it's an isolated dump at the ass end of nowhere that's so uninviting that they pay people to move there.
Decent life quality, gun friendly states in the lower 48 are New Hampshire, Vermont, Montana and Utah. Of those Utah is easily the hottest in the summer. The others are mild in the summer with relatively cold, snowy winters and lots of forested nature.
Move to Georgia Faggotron, no one will give a shit as long as you stay on your land, you can own a weapon without a permit on your land and carry one unloaded in your car.
First, go here to understand a state in terms of overall freedom.
http://freedominthe50states.org/
Vermont has great gun laws but is full of Bernie Sanders shekel suckers who will suck all of your shekels - rapidly.
Then go to NRA ILA and research each state very carefully. There is reputation, and there is fact. Texas looks like paradise when you live in NJ, but overall there are many better states, both in terms of gun laws and overall.
Besides alaska, I would absolutely recommend montana.
You can buy a shit ton of land there for cheap, it's cold, it has huge forests, and it's the whitest state and one of the least populated states in the union.
It also has amazing gun laws, you can manufacture your own fully automatic weapons there and buy and sell them too, but only within the state of montana.
There's also significantly less taxes there too, and it's just plain beautiful.
>>28039784
Steamroller
>>28042028
Vermont is only a bad state when you're a kikenosed business owner who wants to fuck over his employees and customers like they do in too many other states. It's one of the few places where people come before money.
>>28039769
Virginia is pretty sweet.
Not OP, but how is Pennsylvania's laws? I'm moving but want to stay on the east coast because of family obligations (showing up to eat all the food every holiday). I don't really want to go to Vermont, as I hear it's full of Jew Yorkers.
>>28041647
Montana if you want to live with nobody but Neo-Nazis
Based Virginia. Best state in the nation as long as you stay in or below Central VA. Fuck NOVA.
Virginia #1
>>28042410
I can think of far worse company.
Virginia from Loudoun here, its pretty sweet here and guns aren't hard to aquire plenty of trees and cold winters.
Pic related, Potomac river in the huge national forest.
I would go for a Constitutional carry state and narrow from there. Alaska, Maine, Vermont, Wyoming and maybe a few parts of Arizona might fit your description.
Probably a majority of states allow open carry without a permit, and the vast majority of states are Shall-issue on concealed carry permits.
all these fucking posts
you cant own a gun as a residential alien.
You'd have to become a naturalized citizen.
You will have to be either a celebrity, scientist or lucky greencard guy to do that.
You cant just fucking migrate and expect to be recognized by them as "american' under their law.
Another way is opening a biz worth 500k and creating 10 jobs if within (i think 5 years) those jobs have been stable you may now become american.
Im sure there are other ways, but you can't just move to america and buy a gun.
You CAN however do that in canada.
You go to canada, become a resident, get your RPAL in 2 weeks and enjoy all the guns canada has to offer as well as tim hortons and butterscotch
>>28039855
>NOVA
>sprawling nightlife
Lmao u serius nigga?
>>28039769
You could try western South Dakota. It gets snowy and has some woods. Gun laws are upper-tier as well.
>>28039769
Sounds like you want ALASKA.
>>28039805
Congratulations. You're done it.
>>28039805
>>28039769
>cold
>lots of woods
Depending on area, Ohio has you covered. Just be ready for almost erratic weather patterns.
>>28039805
think about indiana
it has pretty good gun laws
and some nice flat areas in the country that would be good for shooting
>>28040570
seattle shit all over that pre emption bud
If you are financially independent and a job isn't your first priority, remember the US climate spans arctic to tropical. When you narrow the climate down, we can helpn you pick a state.
>>28039769
In no order
Nevada
Missouri
Arizona
Florida
Utah
Montana
Wyoming
North/South Dakota
All of the south
Vermont
>>28044263
>All of the south
Enjoy the mosquitoes and having your clothes sticking to your skin.
Southwest>South
>>28043387
Plus we have the Ohio Gun Collectors Association. Private shows five times a year.
>>28042568
>you cant own a gun as a residential alien.
Of course he can you fucking retard.
>>28042394
>large-ish generic urban center
>miles and miles of helicopter / radar /statey controlled highway in the woods
>small urban center / residential / commercial center
>miles and miles of helicopter / radar /statey controlled highway in the woods
>2 gas stations and a hardees
>miles and miles of helicopter / radar /statey controlled highway in the woods
also my whole family lives there, i'll pass.
>>28042397
walk int to gun store, show 18 year old ID for rifles, shotguns, long firearms, walk out with firearm in an hour.
pistols however are 21 yr old required if i recall, and a little more red tape. can still walk in and leave with your pistol that day.
I think you're underestimating the freedom of being rich in Europe. I'm American, but I have rich friends in Europe who own shit tons of guns illegally. They like to take me on their yachts far out into the Med so we can blow shit up and shoot PKMs off the bow.
>>28039805
I couldn't click on your post number because I was laughing so hard.
>>28039769
My vote is for Alabama, the northern half. Except for a ten dollar annual fee for a concealed carry permit, no weapons laws beyond Federal law. The food is great, and if you move to Huntsville or Athens, there's a decent mix of international foods as well as the local cuisine. If you have a decent amount of money, you'll be able to afford a good sized spread out in the county.
>>28039805
Now listen here u lil shit
>>28042397
I'm in Northeastern PA. It's a shall issue state, no problem getting CCW, no problem buying guns. My only complaint is there's a shortage of places to shoot. I stick mainly to state game land, which is crowded, with too many restrictions, and you now need to purchase a fur-taker's/whateverthefuck license to use them.
The indoor shooting clubs are backlisted and not really an option, but I suppose if you were so inclined, there are a million desolate woody places to shoot.
>>28048525
Also, Castle Doctrine is in effect here, no problem in home self-defense scenarios either.
>>28039805
>>28039835
Welcome to my state!
>>28039769
Move to Kentucky, particularly Western Kentucky around either Owensboro or Paducah. There are /k/omrades here who will happily accept you. Go to the /k/ meet up threads, keep an eye peeled for Kentucky and talk to us. Honestly, I love it here. Gun laws are awesome - straight up worth doing the 8 hour concealed carry class as you learn the laws and what you are required to know if you end up in a situation where you have to defend your life or another with a gun. Open carry is welcome in most places here. When I OCd regularly, I would often end up in random conversations with other gun owners and with the bro-tier cops in the area (I had an hour long discussion with a cop over long range shooting a few months ago). There is a good percentage of gorgeous women here. Bourbon is made here, the Kentucky Derby is a state-wide party based around a horse race every spring. There are plenty of woods to go inna. You're left alone so long as you aren't bothering anyone else.
I love it here.
>>28040445
Wisconsin
>No balisongs
>No ballistic knives
>Fucking packers
>>28039769
No Democratic states, avoid CA, NY, NY, infact the whole northeast.
>>28039808
>Minnesota
Lol. Big Bro Wisconsin here, nah.
>>28040166
>what is the entire northern half of Virginia
>state is wholly owned by government parasites
>>28039769
What about washington state? tons of forests, gun laws arent bad unless your in seattle
>>28049189
Wisconsin best Midwest state.
>>28042743
this, west river SD is god tier.
Just avoid Rapid City because its nigger/prarrierniggerville and you'll be fine.
My recommendation is that you should rethink Minnesota or any other midwest state. They are boring and suffer from some seriously bullshit weather. Judging from what you want, it seems like Washington State, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and maybe Colorado (though they have mag limits, I hear it is unenforceable due to the fact that you can't prove a mag was manufactured after the law went into place).
>>28039805
God fucking damnit Carlos
>>28040359
I bet you can't define socialism without looking it up.
>>28040634
>thinks communism = statism
>doesn't realize that anarcho-communism exists
>believing in cultural Marxism unironically
Do you know how I know you're an idiot?
>>28039805
>>28039769
Montana.
>>28039889
live in the pacific northwest: we need more progun people here and it's awesome. also the laws don't suck as hard as california.
>>28040273
Come a few miles south through Indiana into KENTUCKY then you hit god tier
Here's a list of gun laws by state.
http://freedominthe50states.org/gun-control
>>28042637
People in flyover country don't actually know what a nightlife is until they live on the coasts for a while. The gun laws may be better further inland, but that's about where the good shit stops.
>>28050035
>but that's about where the good shit stops
you forgot that being able to marry your sister can be another very good thing.
>>28050035
>some people in this thread don't know the joys of drunken late night food cart runs and house shows
>>28039889
Most Internet Service Providers suck dick in Alaska I hear so if gaming is important you may want to make sure it's possible where you move
>>28042568
>Go to Canada, become a resident.
Fucking how.
>>28039769
I'm going to be honest. You're not rich; you're poor with a lot of money. If you're not careful, you're going to piss that all away. Keep an eye on your investors.
>>28039805
>>28050035
You mean spending excessive amounts of money on things at 10x cost because DUDEWEED LMAO?
As a Canadian from Montreal( which has a top 10(world) nightlife scene.)you're sadly mistaken.
