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Who else /mischief/ here?
>at a range about 3 hours from house to try new acquisition, pic related
>another guy there had an sks
>"hey man do you reload?"
>I say no
>"do you mind if I took your empty brass?"
>being overall friendly
>I say sure why not
>shoot together until he has to piss
>grab all the brass and leave
>Kek softly to myself
Post stories of /mischief/ doesn't matter if OC or not
>>28024733
You're a dick
That's just rude.
>>28024733
Sounds like you are a right fuccboi OP.
>>28024733
> Shooting brass in an SKS
Likely story OP.
>>28024763
>>28024794
>>28024803
>>28024772
Not me, just a story my friend Dave told me. He does that kind of shit all the time because he likes to be an ass
>be me right after some back surgery
>healed for the most part butt still nerve damage from inna afghan
>"im good with a M16 but I didnt shoot expert for m9, need to work on my handgun accuracy"
>head to local fudd range in local fudd town right next to base
>was gunna rent an m9, but fuck that gay shit this USP .45 is looking pretty frosty
>shoot good enough from 15 yards, start pushing the targets farther and farther back
>been at the range for a good 30 minutes so now my back is starting to tingle and holding this USP is getting hard
>accuracy starts going down drastically, shit nigga im just mag dumping at this point, I wanna go home hopefully my gf isnt cheating on me lel
>stupid fucking blonde women in her mid 30's in the range next to me starts snickering
>I dump another magaroony
>she starts having a hardy chuckle at my expense again
>"u shoot like a girl! xD heck I can put better shots down range than that!"
>explain my back problem to her
>"excuses excuses heheh try again"
>I swear to god I almost swung on her, there was something about the way she said "try again" that had me flim flamm'd
>leave and tell the employees about her, turns out they are all ex-marines since some people get stationed here and never leave, one guy was actually in my battalion before he got out
>"dont worry she, her husband and son will never be allowed back in here, your not the first person who's complained about her
some how I feel better knowing that even her kin isnt allowed to gay up the local shooting range.
pic related to the story in a way unrelated to the story
>>28024733
Cool shit thread?
>>28024893
I didn't even know that existed
Cool shit/Mischief thread
>invite noguns friend to go shooting in desert with me
>we go and shoot
>finish off all the ammo
>I brought cigars, ask him if he wants to have a relaxing smoke with me as the sun sets over the desert
>he says sure
>give him a cheap cigar
>keep the good cigar for myself
Sometimes I laugh so hard my stomach hurts when I think about all the mischief I do.
>>28024873
Oh is that your chick? Im a virgin I would let her take my v card.
>>28024733
Since this seems to be a shitty OP and I don't want to make a new thread, anyone want to hear about the time I got drunk and looted a place because I thought I was going full STALKER
>>28025110
>I'm too cool for /mischief/ thread
>b-but can I post here too about a time I did some mischief?
Fucking post your mischief you dork. Don't insult the thread and ask permission to participate.
>Town has this old WW1 army shooting range in the woods
>Cops use it and are assholes about anyone checking it out.
>Cops set up camp in this one room granite building with a fire stove to train in during the winter
>Sneak onto property and shit in their stove
>>28024733
I know someone who is OCD about their shit and I move their magazines in their gun area around. I also flip over one box that has others around it that are facing up. I also send this person pictures of cheeto fingers and ask if I can touch their guns.
>>28025151
Now that's proper mischief.
>>28024960
>you will never save sev
>>28024733
You shoot brass through an sks? Why not just throw away the money
>>28024873
>woman hits on you
>you go full "muh vet muh bluh bluh"
>she teases you a bit more
>"go and complain to the RO"
But she's the maladjusted one. Did you then have a full on PTSD flash back and freak the fuck out?
>>28025253
I don't know what you consider flirting, but regardless of what your mom says, you are bad at it.
>>28025253
Wow you can't take a joke pussy haha normal people bullshit at the range wow can't believe how fag you are lol
>>28025273
>I don't know what you consider flirting, but regardless of what your mom says, you are bad at it.
Jokes on you, my mom died when I was 19
>>28025253
there's a difference between playful teasing and being a bitch and some people cross the line
whether it's intended or not, she chose her actions and they had consequences
reign it in or get btfo'd
>>28025253
Not him, but i just don't talk to people at the range unless they talk to me first or just seem interested in the hardware.
People can be kinda standoffish at the range, at least at the shithole I shoot at.
>>28025330
Did an IED get shoved up you ass or something? Jesus chill
>>28025253
the guy who replied wasnt me, and no I dont claim any PTSD because I dont have any. I think you're fantasizing too hard about this woman she wasn't what people consider attractive.
>>28025371
>I think you're fantasizing too hard about this woman she wasn't what people consider attractive.
Doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it. Should a woman freak out and talk to the management every-time some short, fat, poor, or ugly dude talks to them? It's called just chilling the fuck out.
>>28025108
yea, and stop calling it a "v card" thats what virgins say lol
>>28024733
>at range with SKS
>dude is hip firing his ar15 unloading in the dirt
>okay
>keeps looking at me with my sks
>uwannafukkonmeee.gif
>place it on my hip
>thumb through trigger guard
>thumb through belt loop
>shit eating grin on his face
>bump fire entire mag flawlessly
>see range warden storming through gate
>immediately starts giving ar15 guy shit for shooting more than 1 round a second
>snitches get stitches m8
>pack up and leave chuckling
>>28025385
I was pretty chill
>>28025385
Sometimes people get pissed off when you rag on them. If you push people's buttons and continue even after they are getting pissed off, you should expect them to do something about it.
>>28025343
I'm chill man
>>28025385
> defending being a douche
hahaha faggot
>>28025213
I still think about him sometimes
http://wtfnationradio.com/main.html
come join veteran losers and have a little fun, say pongo sent you
>come into thread
>expect to read some fun stories
>instead, autists are arguing over inane bullshit
It's my fault for expecting anything else, really.
>>28025465
do you have any idea where you're at
>>28025425
im pretty chill, im extra at ease
>>28025483
yeah man, I think you might've read it in an angry voice but it wasn't
>>28025475
Not him, but is there really any better place to be?
>>28025253
>have problems shooting due to spine injury
>woman "hits on him"
>tries to explain what's going on with him
>"hurr no excuses" bullshit
that's not hitting on someone, that's called being an asshole. not only that, she's also been complained about by other shooters so it's obvious she isn't hitting on anyone
>>28024733
>Who else /mischief/ here?
I reload. I'll leave a half box of special light charged rounds when I leave if there are edgy CoD kiddies fucking up everyone's range time with their teenage faggotry. Never knowing if they kill a rifle after a squib round gives me such a tingle.
>>28025390
Pretty mischievous.
>>28024733
>be son of a Federal Officer
>whole town knows it, some hate us, but most people like us
>all the cops know me
>one of them is literally named "Dickinson", is an absolute dick on duty, but he's a nice guy off
>one day me and my friends decide to fuck wit him
>get a bunch of airshit and go into town
There's a hill with a bunch of tree's right next to a then-new housing complex
>we all are getting ready
>a car turns onto the street, starts rolling up jill
>she stops
>I can see the fear in her eyes from 100m away
>this gon be gud
>she literally spins her tires in reverse and hits a pole
>she speeds off
>we all have a good chuckle
>still getting ready
>about 5 minutes pass and we hear sirens
>more and more sirrns
>can even hear the damned British sirens, which Goverment vehicles in our area use
>ohshitniggerherewegoagain.gif
>first on scene
>Dickinson
>he steps out of his vehicle and shakes his head
>feds roll up
>SUV rolled down his window
>"everything alright?"
>Dickinson turns to FLEO
>"yea, just a bunch of kids playing softair"
>"all right, just holla if you need anything"
>literally everyone leaves but a couple of city cops
>he has a good chuckle and takes all of our names
>says to say hi to my dad
>lets us go
That's the story of how I almost cost my dad his job.
>>28024841
You're a fag, Solaire
>>28024733
>be inna WalMart with buddys
>doing general dumb shit like playing dodge ball with big huge bouncy balls
>walking around toys isles
>see Nerf axes and swords
>me and one friend get an idea
>we buy 6 or 7 foam swords and axes
>go out to parking lot
>parking lot is literally empty except for employee cars
>we form a circle
>Mexican standoff for like 2 minutes
>one friend jumps another, starting a war
>we are now fighting a glorious battle at 0200
>a cop rolls up
>about has a heart attack
>tells us to beat it or face trespassing
>we leave
>>28025677
So how was the rest of middle school?
>>28025701
Great. The only problem was I was partly autistic and was 18 at the time, so...you know. Also, this happened when I was 18, and graduated. So there's that.
Hows Special Ed going for you? Its great for me. I love it.
>>28025728
>"how was middle school?"
>"I'm 18 im 18 eighteen i said I was 8teen im ayy teeeeen h-how was special ed?"
>>28025664
No u :^]
>>28025054
Always keep the good cigar. You can appreciate it better than someone who doesn't smoke them
>>28025772
>>28025054
>not sharing the good shit
even stoners are better people than you
aww fuck, I've been waiting for a /k/ mishief thread
>have an ak74
>set up near people shooting precision on benches and do rapid fire drills
>painstakingly made my 5.56 loads eject exactly at 3 o'clock so it can pelt people next to me more often
>bug people and chat them up and bs them into letting me shoot their gun
>refuse to let them shoot mine and tell them I'm "busy trying to get it sighted in"
>bring noguns friends to shoot with me and charge them twice as much for ammo and they don't know any better
>tell them to watch my brass with a home depot bucket as I shoot
>see someone shooting an ar15 or 10/22
>look at their grouping from binocs
>sneak a shot or two to mess up their groups with either my 74 or ar15
>>28025483
RIP
>>28024733
I sure am glad you used a trip to show off an sks
>>28025791
Weed costs less than really good cigars.
that being said you should at least share a mid grade cigar with your good friends. Like a perdomo 20th anniversary
>>28025821
my god
>>28025770
No hes right...
>>28025530
This.
>>28025851
>Mfw screenshot
Here's an original just take it
>>28025761
>o-oh my science! Someone has a story to contribu...contribute
>"h-how was m-middle school, k-kid"
>"lets nit contribute to the thread though, that'll show this fag
>hoes kindergarten, you fucking folder. You're acting like a fucking baby again.
>>28025886
Fuck, my spelling. We're both toddlers I guess.
>>28025886
>literally repeating my jokes
tripfags, ladies and gents
>>28025912
nah you're just fucking retarded
>>28025914
>repeating jokes
>me trying to be ironical, using your joke against you
Retards, everybody.
>>28025932
>>28025914
Samefagging hard
>>28025938
>literally just repackaged "I know you are, but what am I?"
baka desu senpai
>>28025954
I never claimed otherwise
>>28024733
>be a dick at the range
>buy kebab removing shirt. wear it in public
This is why we call each other autistic
>>28025967
Did you just try to act like me and degrade me? You're not even autistic, your just 12
>>28024873
>someone was mean to me and hurt my feelings so I told on them
>>28025151
This man, someone needs to buy him a beer for dem tungsten balls
>>28025390
>>uwannafukkonmeee.gif
got me on this one.
>>28024803
Where is your God now?
>>28025385
Even the Buddha will get angry if you keep hitting him.
>be plumber
>doing repair for some jackass
>use his toilet as im leaving
>dont flush
I thrive in chaos
>>28024733
What the h*ck are you doing with my sks lewds? Do I know you?
>>28027114
wat
>>28027131
What does it sound like I'm saying?
>>28025213
I had that republic commando PTSD locked away pretty good up until this moment...
>>28027172
>>28027131
>>28027114
Now where do yall get off trying to impersonate me?
>>28024733
>>28027401
clean the toothpaste off your mirror, nigger
>shit's pretty funny tho
>>28027401
I will not be impersonated
>>28024733
wow you look like a faggot
>>28027518
Wow. Its pretty pathetic that you have to lretend to be me.
>>28027518
>deploy
Piece of shit blaster. Buy an Alpha Trooper or something.
>>28025677
sounds like a fucking good time
>>28025701
>>28025761
go to sleep son
>>28025821
superb
>>28024873
Did you blow your back out playing the kek sucking game in the marines?
>>28025530
or she's a whore that's bad at flirting
