What are some good foods for sneaking at the range?
>>27912380
>get hands dirty
>eat food with lead+gunpowder coated hands
Enjoy cancer.
Eat before you go or after washing your hands.
Hush puppies.
>>27912380
Beef jerky is the only choice.
>>snaekin
What your range does not allow food?
You gotta sneakin food?
>>27912430
meme food, discarded
>>27912380
>being so fucking fat you need a snack while at the range
Cereal and milk obviously
Watermelon.
Chicken tendies.
>>27912380
Step 1 buy dragon dildo.
Step 2 use thermoplastic to create mold of dragon dildo.
Step 3 fill newly made mold of dragon dildo with melted chocolate and let harden.
Step 4 remove mold from newly made chocolate dragon dildo.
Step 5 bring to rage.
Step 6 eat at range.
>>27912380
>sneaking
There's only one valid answer.
>>27912491
OP said FOOD
>>27912440
you're a meme.
>discarded, smoothskin.
>>27912493
Yes, and?
>>27912503
Eat a fucking snake off the ground snake.
you bring GUN FOOD to the range, ya idjit
I always bring some sort of snacks to the range but I rarely end up eating them because I'm usually too busy doing range stuff.
>>27912445
>being so snobby that you'll never know what it's like to eat a Big Mac while smelling fresh burnt gunpowder.
>>27912402
seriously this, don't eat around your guns. technically you could but it's a bad habit and could be super unhealthy
>>27912380
Looking at range behavior around these parts (CO) the last few years, a single bullet.
>>27912637
Get out of here you faggot ass frog poster. God I hate your kind.
>Eating with lead on your hands
Nyet! Bad idea!
But that said, my range does have a full bar and restaurant attached to it, it's sweet.
They have these really good chips which they make too, which are kind of like a spicy prawn cracker with tortilla or something mixed through it.
>>27912745
Wow, and I thought I had it good when my range would sell hotdogs.
>>27912380
>getting cheetos dust that's been impregnated with lead, dust and gunpowder all over your fingers
>>27912445
Nigger he posted a picture of Cheetos.
Gas station sushi
Leave it on the car dash to keep warm
>>27912380
Anything that has a wrapper you can use to eat.
>sneaking
wat
>>27912440
>meme food, discarded
Yeah, it goes back thousands of years but it is a meme.
>>27912380
No matter how many times this bait is posted, the newest batch of newfags still bite. Now when I go shooting at my ranch I generally pack something like flowerseeds or trial mix that i can munch on one handed on the hike to and from my car
>>27912745
I'd love to have a range like Top Golf with multiple private stalls on multi levels, all shooting at steel 100 and 200 yards out.
Add in a bar and wings afterwards and we'll call it Top Gun.
stuff your magazines with cheetos senpai
>Intermission starts
>Afraid to go to cafeteria alone
>Go to showers to eat
>RO materializes and bans me for violating the no singles policy
![skittles[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N2ANCdV.jpg "skittles[1].jpg")
hide them in your 30rd mags if you're not allowed food at your range
>>27913112
>full of salt to kill you slowly
>guns and salt trade oy vey
You weaklings should be fasting all day then running then shooting. Fat useless fucks.
>>27913152
>fasting
>running
Confirmed for not /fit/.
>>27913085
Found the zim zam
>>27913314
I think you may be mistaken
>>27913085
Can I do it when I go to the movies as well?
>>27913240
Use the magpul grip to sneak food into a movie theater
>>27913447
how many scoops anon?
>>27913470
FOUR
O
U
R
C'MON
I just buy the snacks they sell at the theater.
>>27913562
>>27912380
muh nig get some of these
MRE snacks
>>27914187
>AK
>>27913112
>>27912998
By the strict definition of the word jerky is a memic food in that dried meat is a system of behavior that isn't innate and spread through person to person contact.
>>27912380
Squirrel.
>>27913359
Sorry, found the corpse.
>>27912380
Me, I'd sneak crab legs.
Rip its and a 50/50 mix of smokeless powder and blow. Train as you fight.
>>27912452
So you hold the bowl with one hand, and shoot with the other? And then when you come to an empty mag, you take a bite.
>>27913112
>great outdoor snack
>low fat
>low energy
>shitty outdoor snack
there I fixed it
>>27914673
How does being wrong fix it?
I usually drive a hour or two out of town up into the foothills so it's not like I'm coming back down for lunch:
Sandwiches, cheese sticks, basically anything you can eat by handling the wrapper or baggy and not the food.
>>27914673
>>low fat
>>low energy
>>27914783
Not the same guy, but fat is the most calorically (energy) dense of the 3 major types of foods. Protein and Carbohydrates give about 4 kCal (4 food calories) per gram, Fats give about 9 kCal per gram.
Someone better with bio, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't alcohol about 7 kCal per gram?
>>27912380
> What are some good foods for sneaking at the range?
I am going to guess you mean 'snacking at the range'
Can you go without eating for couple of hours you fat fuck? I usually just stay hydrated because it's GA and it's hot in the summer. After shooting we usually go eat a big steak, then make fun of who ever order the smallest steak.
>>27914530
its a VZ what the hell are you on about
>>27912380
Also /k/ you disappoint me when I Ctrl+F "Brownie"
> 0 of 0
>>27914811
Exercise science student here, you are correct. I'm actually kind of shocked these stats appeared on my /k/.
>>27914855
That must be what makes them so gooey
>>27914855
why'd you edit out the condensed milk reveal?
>>27912503
It all makes sense now.....
>>27914855
Not gonna lie, I'd eat some.
>>27913359
top tier husbandos right there anon
if you're a diabetic and you need sugar to keep from passing out something absolutely sugar filled would be good, if not... bring the kettle cooked chips for when you get hungry enough to kek out... the only other choice is sugar tabs and peanut butter. this also helps test the reliability of your weapon.
>>27914187
Does that work?
ITT: anons that wouldn't recognize a /tv/ meme if it shot them in the dick
>>27918748
Sadly, baby carrots don't have a rim for the extractor to catch.
>>27914842
Thats why I inserted my mee mee arrow before AK
>>27912467
why is there step 1
who doesnt own a dragon dildo?
ITT AMERIFATTY-FAT-FATS
>>27918783
Wouldn't it be possible to carve a rim into them? I'm sure a raw baby carrot is tough enough to cycle through a rifle.
>>27920472
jealous nogunz europoor
op is a fag
