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>>27541578
>>27543930
Humor thread anon. HUMOR thread.
Not rage thread, because that just made me really fucking angry.
>>27543993
idk mang i find it pretty funny
>>27544036
The single fact that this comic is in that shitty 8yo meme style is what makes it a piece of shit. If any other artist (Like Willis) had drawn that it would have been funny. But because it's Reddit trash I'm just more pissed off.
>>27544021
Thats like $25CND of maple syrup. I wonder how pricey it is with that bottle
>>27544053
you know this is not from there originally right?
watch it while listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
trust me
>>27545363
I've actually bought guns from a gun and ice cream shop...
>>27541578
> that feel when somebody reposts your cap but you can't prove its yours
>>27545423
somehow it makes me happy that I'm not the only one
>>27545555
is that really the HK boardroom or is that just a myth? also checked
OC from last milfag greentext thread.
>>27541578
anyone have a screencap of a thread a few months back on the thread about a SWAT proof house? the thread turned into how to basically torture SWAT teams while they clear a house or building
>>27545717
>>27545790
Based, thanks!
>>27545697
Oh fuck, that was me asking the first question.
>>27545697
Wooo
Never been in a screencap before.
This will surely be a turning point in my life.
Since we're /r/ing, anybodygot that screenshot of the nugget gift box?
>>27545538
>ANTI-KEBAB GOSTS GARUNTEE TO BE OF MAKINGS YOU FREE OF TURK
>>27543993
It made me laugh loudly for most of the time I was reading it. Why would a harmless idiot make you rage?
>>27545807
Did he accidentally or purposely kick her at the end?
>>27545697
Absolutely based
>>27549276
Music is Blind Guardian's Battlefield
>>27549168
He didnt even circumsize it, of course its not worth anything.
>>27545376
Don't worry /k/omrade, I gave a soft giggle at your file name
At least you tried
>>27543892
Had a dealing with was The Fudd the other day.
My godfather and I went to his shooting club, they were apparently having a swap meet and lunch that day. After buying a 40mm ammo can for cheap as fuck (still kicking myself for not buying them all as they were in great shape).
We go to the rifle range and start plugging away, me with my 10/22 and him with his .30-30.
After shooting for a bit I notice a truck pull up behind us on the line, didn't think anything of it because its a range, everyone has a truck. We go cold to service our targets, the guy comes out. Teeth fucked up, lumbering old guy. My god father notes that his .30-30 is shooting low and he can't get the cap off the turret. So I grab my leatherman, and start twisting (all his guns were his father in laws who failed to maintain them in the least) the entire turret comes off the scope body.
This old guy goes, "Oh, no worry, I have a scope for you." He goes and pulls out an old Tasco. "15 bucks and its yours, I was selling it for 20 but you can have it for 15." My godfather buys it, goes to put his .30-30 away and pull out the M1 Garand.
As my god father is swapping rifles at his truck, the guy turns to me and says. "My right nut is this big" While holding his hand in a fist "And is hard as a rock"
He goes back to his truck, and comes back with a scope for a .22 becuase I was bitching about a cheap one I had on my 10/22 I got when I was drunk. Wrong bases on it, and I had no interest in the thing.
>>27550271
>How do we stop car?
>Easy, tell Dimitri there is vodka in there.
>Dimitri"YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" Crash
>>27550271
The crash is pretty cool, but what gets me is that fucking sick flip he does off the front of the car hood
>>27545594
Lost it at >Ounces equal pounds. Why are you still using a handguard?
>>27551955
>>27551955
This damn screencap hits me right in the feels every time. God bless, Toki. You're out there somewhere you magnificent bastard!
>>27541578
>>27552293
>>27552315
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>>27552339
>>27552356
>>27552339
>>27552328
Damn, on the ball with those.
>>27552371
ive got some of the zimbabwe ones but i dont have the colored compilation of them. i can post what ive got of them if you want.
>>27545378
That would actually be awesome. Can you imagine the joy of getting your new gun and ice cream?
>>27552457
im not a fan of ice cream, but hell, if i had to pick this one or another normal one next door, ice cream every time.
>>27552440
can you post a compilation of the uncolored Zimbabwe comics? I lost them all
>>27552485
i cant find the comp of them but ill post what ive got of the singles. 1/13
>>27552502
2/13
>>27552502
Sick, i intend to finish them
>>27552509
3/13
>>27552519
4/13
>>27552519
>theres a scary looking naked fucker with an RPG outside
ded
>>27552527
5/13
>>27552536
6/13
>>27552545
7/13
>>27552555
8/13
>>27552536
i like the commander
>>27552566
9/13
>>27552574
10/13
>>27552582
11/13
>>27552587
12/13
>>27552594
13/13 This is the last one i got before i had to go and the thread 404d before i got back. not sure if drawfag did more or not. hope it gets finished eventually.
>>27545378
I've actually bought guns from this guy. And yes, you get a free ice cream with each purchase.
>>27552464
And yes, there is a "normal" gun store next door.
>>27552612
So, I could buy a gun, and get an ice cream. Leave the store, turn around, go back in and buy a holster, and get a free ice cream, leave, come back, buy ammo and get a free ice cream and so on and so forth?
>>27552612
>>27552621
One of the most based fun stores on the planet.
http://www.thearmoryonpima.com/
>>27552630
i'm guessing no.
>>27552630
if this is true you deserve an award for playing the system. your award is free ice cream.
>>27552630
For each firearm purpose.
But if you're a regular sometimes you can just grab one out of the freezer and they're cool with it.
>>27544104
>stop please
>sir
>sir please stop
>he's not stopping
>oh lord what do we do
>sir stop please or I shall have to use strong language
>sir please
>oh if only there were some tool to use that would stop this nigg... No...no Geoffrey you aren't racist.
>this darker epidermal individual is subject to his rights and freedom of expression
>we must welcome them as equals in our utopian monitored society
>sir please cease it is your right as an individual and citizen to not act this way so sir please
>sir
>oh good lord he's not stopping...
>>27552679
that guy looks exactly like a guy in one of my classes. he even does the same pose in a lot of pictures.
>>27543860
I appreciate this post
>>27552607
drawfag here, im working on them now
/r/ing the drawfag pic of a fat guy with an sks that has an extended mag with a hat and he's inna woods? I'm pretty sure its Erik but I need it for purposes.
>>27552708
gods speed drawfag!
Anyone got that gif that shows a skinwalker(?) in Army Greens with all that Vietnam imagery in the background?
What about that one with the desert camo and the desert storm imagery?
>>27543930
Should have just let him go deaf for a while.
>>27553469
The great thing about it is it sounds convincing
>>27541578
Anyone have the other versions of this gif?
>>27553949
maybe
>>27545717
>a few months
Ha. No.
>>27554198
>accessorizing your ar-15.gif
>>27554012
thanks based anon
>>27550629
underrated post.
>>27545343
>god made wizards and god made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal
>>27545697
This man will definitely pierce the heavens.
>>27552674
This much win.
Can someone add this to the gif as he's going after them?
>>27545383
>panzerfaust
>blastshield
>>27545666
In response to my earlier posts
>>27549547
What the hell.
I'm not even mad
>it is /k/ after all.
Someone is going to ask for moar either way.
>>27549352
>BG
Fuck yeah.
>>27555553
already posted but nice almost sexas
I'm surprised I haven't seen this yet.
>>27544616
Oh boy, she'd get as much action as she wants from me. Dayum, I'm not onto milfs but this...
>>27543860
>Mosin for 59.95
>AK for 350
;_;
>>27552708
good god man
nice to have you back
>>27553469
>/k/ humor thread
>posts /g/ humor
>>27551133
why did they forbid to salute and wear hats in the area?
>>27556855
It's not forbidden, you just don't have to, which means you don't. Typical for areas under construction, because they suggest you wear a hard hat.
>>27556925
Aw, man. I was hoping for "so the enemy can't determine rank from a distance and cap officers," instead of a practical reason.
>Also, anyone got that thing about Nazi pizza?
>I made a follow-up to it which I'll totally post, but I lost the greentext that precedes it.
>>27545551
Fifty Shades of /k/?
>>27556855
>>27556925
It's an SF command base for one of the 3 regions of Iraq under the Combined Joint Task Force - Arabian Peninsula. All SF compounds are no hat no salute zones, because fuck that big army nonsense.
>>27557996
>Combined Joint Task Force - Arabian Peninsula
Gah, Combined Joint Special Operations Task Force - Arabian Peninsula
>>27552708
do you need any help? I'm a drawfag myself too, so yeah.
Anybody have that compilation of screencaps from the thread about anthro A-10s?
It's from 2013
>>27552708
Rad. Thanks for checking in. I look forward to the new pages.
>>27558063
I know what you're talking about, but it looks like I don't have it saved.
>>27554968
>post the most american pic you have
>>27541998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yca2BCwAnBQ
>>27558089
Hey its cool guy!
>>27543870
>chaosmarines.jpg
>>27558193
I thought that was from South Africa?
>>27547512
Grinned at North Korea, giggled at Nazi Germany, lost it at fucking Prussia.
Well done.
>>27544104
at least the french cop who was shot during Charlie Hebdo did shoot the terrorists and was hit by a bullet before the terros went to execute him.
And yet, they call the french "surrender monkeys".
Anglos. Not even once.
>>27559912
>>27544104
As a gun-owning Canadian, this makes me very ashamed of our connections to the crown.
How did THEY once rule the damned world? Jesus fucking christ. And I live in Loyalist country, too. So much for that.
>>27544021
>>27560000
Never mind me.
>>27549352
Have any drawfags jumped at this challenge yet?
>>27544104
Why is it always right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bOQitInC84
![bc979317fa99faecd7e813a83665ef6cf13aaaec4c7e091151434c770f7c9c6e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rGnVFoo.jpg "bc979317fa99faecd7e813a83665ef6cf13aaaec4c7e091151434c770f7c9c6e[1].jpg")
>>27552708
THERE IS A GOD
Atheists:0
Divine Justice:1
>>27545538
The buyer is getting raped but not by ghosts
>>27561527
>>27561596
>Gustav
Truly, this is the best blend of my /k/ommando nature and my trainfag hobbyist
>>27561607
I remember seeing this on bb a while back.
Honest question, the fuck are the guys in Japan or furries thinking when they make weeaboo fursuit lolis XVI: revelations?
Is it fetishizing the appearance or equipment or is there some nip furry out there who is the most devout follower of the /k/ube?
>>27561691
>weeaboo fursuit lolis XVI: revelations
I don't know what this is, but I am intrigued
>>27561691
Japan realized it was into S&M after we nuked them twice.
Now they want more.
They're doing all this shit hoping we'll hit them again so they can get off.
>>27561861
>>27561843
*vous
fixed that for ya
You know it's good given it's Slav shit with that many fire extinguishers on it.
>>27543938
>Obrez
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>My fucking sides
>>27561910
Humanity Fuck the Hell Yeah!
>>27561926
>1286819218599
Fuck off, Sparky.
>>27557934
where is the one with the /k/ommando who has a fetal cat in a jar
>>27545343
I always tought this... Shit would be much easier if they used guns.
>>27560002
Be grateful we're no longer a colony of theirs.
That'd be fucking embarrassing
>dragon dildos
Speaking of with:
>>>/a/132221523
>>27562299
Well shit.
I guess I'm honor-bound to post my rarest pepe.
>>27562314
>moon clip
Image: /k/ Designs a jet
>>27562338
How's the landmaster, fox?
>>27561651
Thank you for this.
>>27562341
lol almost missed the reference. I'm trying to contribute but my /k/ humor is all mixed in with all manners of random shit i've laughed at and saved. I'm having to sort through to find /k/ relevant stuff.
>>27551955
God damn it this guy is fucking adorable.
>>27541998
>>27558231
Fuckin A.
Throwback to the day when memes used to be called demotivational posters
>>27551899
>>27562299
Oh hey, I was just there.
I really need to sort my /k/ humor out just for these threads
>>27544082
shhh hes new
>Meanwhile, in Syria...
Am I showing my age with these posts? I feel fucking old looking at some of these.
>>27562142
didnt jk rowlin or however you spell it say that guns are the reason why wizards and stuff hid themselfs from the normal world, because they would wreck magic users easy?
>>27549547
>thighhighs and boots
>thick eyebrows
>>27562637
I think her argument was that magic users would be asked to solve everyone else's problems. Because for some unexplained reason, technology is obviously inferior to magic.
I mean, what's their analog to computers? Or do they just enslave house elves to do all their long and tedious calculations? And if muggles users can't create magic, why can't they use magical artifacts? Issue them with some enchanted pendant to counter minor spells and charmed bullets to bypass any plot device stopping normal ones.
>>27553474
/g/ posted this to twitter and a bunch of people did it. shit was cash
>>27562717
I've been trying to find a quote from her about the issue, but I'm having trouble. I DID however find a logical explanation as to why a gun will win over a wand. Basically, it all comes down to who can react faster. The wizard has to speak their spell, but the gun is point and click. Simply put, a SEAL team would steamroll Hogwarts castle with sniper fire because firearms are entirely mechanical and therefore cannot be affected by the magic. Most of the heavy hitters on the wizard side would be dead before they knew what the fuck was going on.
http://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/2611/why-dont-muggle-born-wizards-use-muggle-technology-to-fight-death-eaters
>>27562778
But then Wizard + Gun = ?????
>>27562790
I believe it's covered in there. It's pretty extensive. Worth the read if you're a Potter fan and enjoy fan exposition.
>>27562714
>cartoons
>>27545623
You're fuckin with the best
>>27562800
While ignoring your most likely very interesting and informative link... from reading part of the series and watching the movies it seems they're basically technology illiterate. Which was fine because they were beyond technology. HOWEVER. It seems with the modern age they are getting surpassed.
So in the recent future they become the backwoods idiots technology does what magic does but better....
...fuck that sounds like a crazy book. Would read.
>>27560081
irl friends with a drawfag, will see if i can convince him to do this
should be easy since those are two of his favorite things
>>27562477
If you want to feel really old anon, I was 13-15 when people were making these.
>>27554968
>Dem boxer briefs.
>>27556855
Enemy snipers... except haji can't shoot, so, idk.
>>27544055
>25 bucks worth of syrup
Yeah no, you americuck
>>27550128
capped
>>27560002
a) It's yanks that call them surrender monkeys
b) That video was a skit for television
>>27543860
I just realized that I was nogunz a year ago and now I have all 3.
>>27562717
>I think her argument was that magic users would be asked to solve everyone else's problems
That's what Hagrid said to Harry, but I'm guessing that a groundskeeper explaining it to a child wouldn't go deeply into the politics of it.
>>27564200
Oh my god, there's more of these?! YUSSSS
>>27564200
pls no
>>27543870
Those are some well sourced quotes.
>>27543870
This always pisses me off, because it's just some propaganda plastered to the side of some barracks somewhere and people act like its deep
>>27561596
Was the island of Sodor at war with Nazi Germany? I guess it was most likely a British colony anyway
>>27552728
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>>27560385
Ill have all day to work on them Friday
>>27562244
>1886+129
>not having a shower gun.
It's like you don't want to be an operator.
>>27564260
this
It reminds me of british military thinking between the wars. They were teaching their NCOs that Brits are superior because they can act under pressure and improvise whereas Germans can only act according to their plans and when plans didnt work they were helpless.
Campaign in Africa showed the complete opposite
>nutnfancy
>>27545551
50 states of 2nd a
