Your town is victim to a full-scale invasion of tigers.I don't mean 5 tigers I mean 5000 tigers going around and fucking shit up.How do you save the day /k/?
Seals
>>22183663
tossing solidox bombs/chlorine molotaves when i run out of nugget food
>thats my best plan, good as it gets
A bigass ball of yarn.
>>22183678
oh, and meanwhile, using my mosin as a spear for cqtc (close quarters tiger combat)
Call skinny Val Kilmer, he'll know what to do.
Tigers can't open doors, stay in your house and remove kitty with a (preferably) large caliber rifle.
This happened here in Ohio a couple years ago. A handful of cops rekt like a hundred big cats when the owner of the sanctuary released them before he an hero'd.
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oh lawds
>>22183671
So what, you dump truckloads of seals (baby ones cause they're more juicy) and hope the tigers eat themselves to death? That's a despicable plan anon!
fuck their alpha into submission and claim my tiger slut army
>>22183663
Oh look, kittys!
>>22183713
We thought that about Raptors too. We all know how that played out.
Tell everyone to stay indoors. I ride around on top of a city bus with a 10/22 and a scope and some friends.
>>22183716
i was in t-county
>TFW dont get to assist pigs in tiger removal
>>22183733
We're fucked. An hero now, it's the only way
Fuck you dude there are only like 3,500 left in the wild
let's take out the poachers instead.
>>22183740
>implying that tigers can't jump that high (they can)
Go down into the basement. Weld up an overbuilt cage. Lock myself in it (with some basic provisions, like guns & ammo).
5000 tigers? Meet 10000 Great Pyrenees.
Kitties??
>semi serious answer: 12g slugs and nugget food from the upper floors
Go out on my sailboat and watch the town go crazy.
I would do nothing for tigers are awesome and endangered. I would give the toys and things to play with so they chuff happily.
Buy a Caucasian Shepard and laugh as it tears the puny tigers apart
Run them over with a fugging semi truck xddd.
If they run like cowards, roll down the window an inch and start shooting.
I would put signs all over saying there's a furry convention going on in town. If they value their virginity they'll run like there's no tomorrow.
>>22183716
oh shit really? Sauce?
>>22183817
youre truck would QUICKLY break down, or slow to the point that it does nothing, hope you got a back up plan
>>22183869
it happened like mid 2012, the local radio stations were going hardcore apeshit and raping the story in 7 ways, even long after it was over, all ya heard about for a month and a half after it ended, i think it was in akron
>tfw tigers are just big striped babies
>tfw they're the most beautiful animals on earth
>tfw get sad when chinks kill them
>>22183927
sorry, zainesville
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-10-18/exotic-animals-loose-ohio/50821092/1
>>22183772
Bubbles meets a kitty and bonds with it .
He then rules the world from his army of weed and jerky fueled death machines
>>22183869
http://bigcatrescue.org/zanesville-owner-releases-wild-animals-commits-suicide/
>>22183663
I dress up as a tiger and offer then Frosted Flakes. They will recognize me as one of their own and since I can open jars with my opposable thumbs, they will make me their king. For there, I will take control of the countryside and build up a mixed economy.
>>22183663
Who the fuck would try to stop one of the coolest things that has ever happened?
I would kill anybody who tried to stop the tigers and watch the whole thing unfold while I drove around
>>22183758
You do realize that's horseshit what you said. There's subspecies of tigers and yes they are endangered but you estimate is completely wrong.
>>22183663
>Kill two tiger parents.
>Take their newborn tiger child.
>Raise it as my own.
>Teach it the ways of humans, learn it's language.
>Reintroduce it to it's pack as a diplomat of humanity.
>It negotiates peace between tigers and humans.
>One condition.
>I must be sacrificed for the kidnapping of my tiger child and the murder of it's tiger parents.
>Accept my death with grace.
>It's all for the greater good.
yay kitties!
>>22183663
feed them summerfags.
>>22184035
Our arbiter has spoken
Godspeed man
>>22184035
>breed with them
>create a super human tiger hybrid species
>take over the world
>>22184033
"The remaining six tiger subspecies have been classified as endangered by IUCN. The global population in the wild is estimated to number between 3,062 and 3,948 individuals, down from around 100,000 at the start of the 20th century, with most remaining populations occurring in small pockets isolated from each other."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger#Conservation_efforts
>>22183663
>5000 tigers
>my town is being invaded by more tigers than currently exist in the world
Step one
>Go inna tree
Step two
>Tie self into inna tree and have decender set up.
Step three
>Pop pop pop, watch fuckers drop.
Step four
>After all other tigers are dead, find the last survivor, and battle for the right to forcibly domesticate it.
Step five
>Chill with tiger bro in your new fur suit.
>>22183663
Tigers cant open doors. I lock the fucking door
These bad boys in a pistol caliber carbine.
>>22184503
You want to piss of a shit load of tigers?
Damn, you're stupid.
Arm entire village with Saiga 12s and shitloads of 12ga slug shells.
>>22184523
Tigers aren't fucking zombies dude. Yeah I get that one round wouldn't put it down right away but after like 3, that fucker is going to bleed out pretty rapidly.
I mean I'd use my nugget, but the bolt would probably stick.
>>22183663
Grab Winchester 1886 in glorious 45-70.
Remove tiger.
Same thing I do with deer!
Hit them with my truck.
>>22184562
There is a reason that you use a full sized rifle round when you hunt big cats.
I'd rather run at it with my 660 magnum with a 36 inch bar, than use RIP.
>>22184609
This. Two or three shots may be one or two more than you get to make.
Plus, tigersplosion.
poison the towns water supply. That way when the tigers eat everyone they will die too.
haha time for 10mm
>>22184568
>Remove Stripe
>>22183663
I shoot at them...with a gun...
>>22183663
Shoot them.
>>22183663
Take care of my street. My household has enough ammo and manpower to handle my side of town, provided the tigers are evenly distributed.
MINIGUN
>>22185960
>remove frosted flakes
>>22185960
It has to be a food item.
>remove frosted flakes
>>22183663
Stay inside. Let the Marines handle it.
>>22186323
>remove tony
>>22184568
This.
.45-70 is a great general purpose fuck you.
Get some hardcast loads and you're golden out to 500 yards easy.
>>22184035
Andrew Jackson of tigers over here
http://4archive.org/k/thread/22183663
Take some benadryl because I'm allergic to cats.
>>22183663
several tons of catnip
>>22183716
Central Ohio up in this bitch.
Fuck Zainesville
I would probably shoot them
This
>>22186607
>>22183693
Underrated posts
>>22183716
lol, Cincinnatifag here. I remember when that happened.
On an unrelated note, since in Ohio you could own any pet you wanted, my girlfriend, who grew up in a Suburb outside of Cincinnati, had a neighbor who owned a motherfucking lion.
Just a goddam chain-leash and a privacy fence between a lion and my girlfriend as a small child.
>>22183663
Go on my roof attach bayonet to nugget
Bring my 75 rounds of nugget food and 249 rounds of sig 9x19 food up
Have k-bar on my leg.
Bring vodka up with me.
Remove Rajah(Aladdin reference) till left to become kitty food
Build a shishi odoshi like the japs to and scare them all off with the noise the bamboo makes
>>22183663
If there's that many of them, then you really just have to lock all your doors and bar all your windows. It wouldn't take long for them all to run out of food and start turning on each-other. Meanwhile the SWAT teams could actually do something useful by using their armored vehicles to deliver food and guns to the people. Then when they're starving and clumsy and overly aggressive you form up posses and gun them down.
Everyone in town gets sweet tiger-skins, claws, teeth, and meat. Have a giant festival to celebrate.
The world that exists in my head-movies sure is fantastic.
I really like kitties OP. So if I couldn't use my Maine coone as an intermediatery diplomat between the tigers and us to garner a peace treaty, then I suppose there is only one thing left for me to do...
>convert all my bird shot into slugs
>put on shitty war belt with pouches for shotgun shells and a few extra mags for my glock 35
>apply war paint
>kill neighbor, steal his nice truck for my battle wagon
>raid pharmacy for medical supplies/massive amounts of drugs to aid the blood lust
>gather my near by /k/omrades and assemble the convoy
>cruise around town blasting tigers from truck beds
>tiger jerky and pelts for all
I'm sorry kitties
>pic unrelated, a cat I play with at my work
>>22183663
>Inform Tigers I'm neighbors with Chinese people.
>Tigers run away for their fucking livers.
Solved.
>>22184073
Mfw operating against IRL furries.
>>22183663
Praise the lord tigers are off the endangered species list, tranq em, and keep them as pets and distribute them all across the state.
Yeah, Alabama is now home to 500 tigers
>>22184133
fucking chinese.
only hope is to capture all we can and release them in northern canada to feast on caribou and elk and moose.
>tfw Hobbes will read in the paper one day he is the only one left not in a zoo.
>tigger will be hunted down because he's worth millions
>>22183947
Really? They're aggressive as shit and can kill entire villages. They are a problem.
>ITT: Furfags
I don't think I could bring myself to kill a tiger
I'd kill a lot of things, but I don't know about a tiger
>>22187390
>In ops ass : furfags
>>22183733
That's why you LOCK the doors. Even clever animals like american negros usually get stuck on those.
Gotta watch those windows, though. That's how they getcha
Build watchtowers. Tigers cannot onto laders right?
>>22187632
Build watchtowers. Tigers cannot onto laders right?
>cats
>in charge of not being able to climb
I wouldn't be my life on it.
>>22183702
Except that was a lion.
Tigers make lions look like house cats.
Control the spice, obviously.
>>22184047
>1900x1200
Disgusting low resolution faggotry.
>>22187645
a tiger has what?
200 pounds on a lion?
hell of alot meaner too.
A water cannon
>>22187693
Closer to 300 I think. An adult male Bengal gets up to around 800 lbs IIRC, lions top out around 400.
Tigers are basically grizzly bears that run faster, know how to stalk shit, have larger pointy bits and an anger management problem.
>>22187714
Tigers love water bro.
>Broadcast muezzin call to prayer on loudspeakers
>Wait for tigers to get kebab delivery
>???
>Definitely profit
>>22184568
>>22183716
Ha I remember this shit. Released all manner of predatory animals
>>22187761
but are so damn adorable i just want to stick my face in the fur and hug them.
worst idea ever, but still, if you saw a tranqed or tamed tiger you'd totally enjoy that fluffyness.
why are tigers not being breed as pets?
only takes 7 generations, and we need them to breed.
and the deer population and coyote population in north america is getting a bit silly.
>>22184503
Get the fuck out of here with your shitty bullets
>>22187905
Jaguars are actually making a move to the us theyre in arizona and new mexico if im not mistaken will probably be moving further north in the next few years.
So much hog and dear running rampant that it might just take over the south in time, tigers are big fucking cats and I dont think the US is ready for a cat that size in the wild
>>22187761
>800 lbs
Can't grizzlys get up to something like 1500 lbs? Kodiaks or some shit.
>>22188005
More agile than a bear and alot faster. Jesus christ its a fucking big ass mean cat.
Ever had a mean cat claw you? Ok not make the claws the size of a finger
>>22187975
between them and cougars big cat pets may become the norm.
i heard cheetahs are already good pets and are doing better in the wild (considering), same as leopards
if we can save the tiger, then we're gold.
then comes the cat girl gene splicing.
Lock all doors.
/thread
>>22183663
I'm ok, They're the mascot of my home town.
>>22184442
>implying dogs cant climb trees
catnip coated in temic
>>22186883
That is a really fucking god Warhammer 40k picture.
Holy shit.
>>22186883
>40k art with good proportions
Fuck you.
That picture has shit proportions.
All space marines do.
The legs are far too long unless he's 11 feet tall.
