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Oh no! The wicked hermit broke into your house and is going to drain every last drop of Qi from you! What are you going to do?
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Comply
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>>15409992
Ask where Yoshika is.
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Drain this!
*unzips dick*
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I couldn't care less.
Go away, Seiga. You're the worst.
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>>15410046
I don't think you have a say in the matter
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>>15410072
I'll just call her names until she leaves.
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I want to join Seiga's undead army!
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>>15409992
"What the heck is a Qi?"
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Make an example of her.
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>>15409992
I got some fresh patties in the fridge, so I grill her up some hamburgers and give her a beer.
Maybe if she is full and satisfied, she won't hurt me...
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Well, umm...
If she asks nicely.
I don't mind helping someone in need of my assistance...

also mfw
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>>15410777

I'd like to fill her too.
With something else.
>w>
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Let her. If I get to join Yoshika as one of her jiangshi, that's a bonus.
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Make a transparent background
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Insist on paizuri.
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Blast her with my Qi blast techniques
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>>15409992
She can have it, I don't use it anyways. If I ever need it I'll go ask for it back, she'll understand.
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Does that involve Seiga wrapping her lips around my d*ck, cause that would be h*lla nice
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Keep fapping.
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Joke's on her, I already gave all my qi to the last Chinese vampire that broke in.
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Offer my hot sticky Qi.
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>>15409992
RIP my organs.
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squidsuck my way outta there
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I tell her she can only have my vital essence if she can beat my score in Ace Combat Zero.

Good luck, lady. I'm the best there ever was.
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>>15409992
I can't resist can I?
Can I call upon miko to protect me?
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I'll grab my shotgun and BLOW HER FUCKING HEAD OFF. She won't expect it, probably never saw a modern weapon before.
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I'd offer her some from my relatives' instead, but that would be kin qi.
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MIMA DRILL
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>>15409992
"Hey Reimu, Marisa, Yukari and Sanae The guest of dishonour is here" I'd shout!
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I would tell her to get the fuck off my lawn, because those chingchong fucks are not welcome at my property. My property is protected by castle doctrine as my state law dictates and I will stand my ground.
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>>15410072
What is she saying here?
>Huh...? What are you saying?
>There's no problem even if you're dead,
>That's why, I'll do it until death something something

Is she implying that she doesn't care about fucking corpses so she'll fuck you until you're a corpse and then some?
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