What Touhou would be okay with you wetting the bed constantly?
>>15397431
I once went camping, drank too much and pissed myself.
The memory still shames me enough to avoid going overnight anywhere. None of the touhou's would ever find out as a result. Excluding Satori, who's a shutin like myself.
>>15397431
Is there something you want to tell us, anon? It's okay. This is a safe place.
Don't use such a nice picture for such a shitty thread.
Sanae.
She'll lick it all up dry.
>>15397431
Wakasagihime.
You know I'm right.
>>15399082
>Wakasagihime
>>15397431
Why, because there would be something actually medically wrong with me for her to treat!
>>15397431
none, its never ok
>>15409029
You've gotta learn to let go of social conditioning like that.
>>15397431
Why would I piss the bed?
>>15411597
It's fun
>>15411597
Getting up to go to the toilet is way too much of a bother. I'll do it tomorrow.
Flandre or Futo because you could convince them that it's normal.
>>15409029
Correction, it's okay if you're cute. Cute people should always pee themselves.
>>15411597
Well, you'll probably have a nice dream once you start peeing, so there's that.
What kind of retard wets the bed when there's a perfectly good receptacle for bodily waste right next to you, the floor?
Stay dry /jp/.
>>15415312
Why?
>>15415258
Sheets are easier to clean then the floor. Just throw them in the washer and dryer and they are as good as new.
>>15415312
But it hurts
>>15411597
Wet dreams.
>>15416566
Thats when you ejaculate, not piss your self.
why don't you just pee into your own mouth
no mess, and you don't have to pee again for like another hour
>>15416566
I have never had a wet dream. Any protips to have one /jp/?
>>15420071
I heard you have to not masturbate for a long time.
>>15409013
I hate how she is the only doctor in Gensokyo.
I get she is professional and probably wouldnt bully, but it would be insanely awkward saying how you like her when she may do shit like hold your balls and asking you to cough.
I also wouldnt want to appear weak in front of her, which is impossible when you are a frail human and she is an immortal genius.
>>15411597
Fast asleep and unconscious?
>>15420071
Dont fap.
Fapping isnt something I enjoy at this point, I just do it to prevent wet dreams.
>>15397431
Probably Suika because she probably pisses herself after being passed out drunk
>>15415312
I miss that guy ;_;
>This thread
Would Alice be okay with you wetting the bed while staying at her house?
>>15424768
If you blamed it on Marisa, I'm sure she would be more than just okay with it.
I want to watch Remilia wet the bed!
>>15420071
They happen after you don't fap for a long time, that's your body's way to expel excess cum.
>>15415046
>Futo
Futon isn't a moron, even she understands good hygiene.
>>15432700
Never said she was, neither character I listed was listed because they are dumb. Wetting the bed doesn't have anything to do with good hygiene. It's just the act of peeing while asleep, which is not an abnormal function, we just train ourselves not to do it. There's nothing unhealthy about doing it.
>>15432727
Futo would be a moron if you could convince her that there's anything remotely okay with urine.
It certainly is unhygienic and unhealthy. Urine contains bacteria. The ability to control your bodily functions -- disposing and cleansing of them correctly, is an absolute part of good hygiene. Urine is not sterile. Period. No amount of mental gymnastics will change that.The typical adult has no excuse for wetting the bed, beyond a medical condition.
There's a reason why people and other animals naturally are disgusted with sickly, rotten and fecal matter, instincts tell you that there's a high chance of infection around them.
>>15432402
I want Remilia to watch me wet the bed!
>>15420160
I'd rather be in the bed with Eirin
And then have her pee
Wouldn't really want to pee in the bed myself
>>15434744
Why wouldn't you want to pee yourself in front of the person you love?
>>15433738
I'd agree with you but
>mental gymnastics
Go away
Onesho is an underrated fetish. But I only care about it if it's a cute girl wetting the bed.
>>15441598
Would you mind a BBA wetting the bed?
>>15441737
>BBA
wut
>>15441746
>>15441771
Nah, just a university student.
>>15441737
If she's cute enough, which is often not the case sadly.
>>15441831
I don't mind*
>>15441746
Big Butt-ugly (H)ags
>>15441849
>Big Butt
Ew
>>15441906
Big butt so what
>>15441906
Go away Paddy
>>15441980
Pay no heed to the Irishman
>>15441831
Yes, but you need to look at it this way
A cute, young touhou wetting the bed would be no big deal. Like Rumia or Cirno, they're just little girls.
But if an old and powerful touhou like Eirin or Yukari wet the bed near you, it would be incredibly embarrassing, and hence, way cuter.
Imagine Eirin, the Brain of the moon, smartest doctor in all of Gensokyo, and potentially millions of year old, peeing herself by accident in front of you.
She probably hasn't done such a thing in a millennia, and of all the perfect times for it to happen, it was right in the view of you, an average human!
She would be absolutely mortified with embarrassment. She's a highly educated and mature woman! Such things shouldn't happen to her. She'd never be able to live it down and it would permanently give you a power over her, you'd never look at her the same way again. Just imagine if word spread. Sure, most wouldn't believe, but it's still something that could tarnish her scholarly reputation.
It would be so cute, I couldn't help but embrace her right then and there if she did such a thing! She might even start crying, super moe~!
>>15441598
>>15397431
That's a cute Sanae, but not enough like Udongein
>>15451145
You have a way with words, anon.
That really is a wonderful scenario.
>>15420160
>I hate how she is the only doctor in Gensokyo.
There's Unshou.
>>15459656
I'm glad that someone else understands
>>15451145
>no big deal
You are right that the older ones would be way more embarrassed. But I get this feeling that even the younger 2hus would also treat me as younger than them (even if I'm not), and they would still be pretty embarrassed if they did wet the bed.
And yes, I would embrace her and stuff no matter who it was.
>>15434744
>>15435464
Eirin and Reisen are the two most likely touhous to have to look after a patient with urinary incontinence. They'd hate cleaning up after you, but they'd still do it.
>>15451145
Can you write an Eirin story.
>>15419179
no, that's a sticky dream
