Youmu masturbates while thinking about YOU
Let that sink in for a moment
No she doesn't, I'm a disgusting NEET loser who jacks off to youmu
I find that to be an exceedingly unlikely prospect.
I'm going to need photographic evidence before trusting in such an unlikely claim.
I masturbate thinking about /jp/ too, that's no accomplishment.
I am pretty sure that is one of the first symptoms of rabies
>>15374447
Do babies normally cause you to have a fear of water?
Well that makes two of us
>>15374314
wait does that mean I she masturbates to me masturbating to her masturbating to me masturbating to her, or I masturbate to her masturbating to me masturbating to her masturbating to me?
I fapped to youmu today
"This really isn't me at all..." Satori thought, as her third eye peered into the mind of the traveller.
"...but I must say he has good taste" she corrected, rubbing her nub to the syncopation of her imaginary doppelganger ramming her fat, juicy cock into mouth of the traveller.
They always gave her some spice, some kick, something to make her larger than life. Usually, it would be as simple as a bigger bust, or a puffy poof-poof. Sometimes there would be more to the rewrite than just the cover: dominatrix, imouto, yandere, etc. She had seen herself through a million reinterpretations, all distorted to the point where she could hardly tell where her persona began and the guy's imagination ended.
But watching this Satorin, with a look of diligent dominance on her face, her rotund but well-toned ass clenching with each thrust, it really flipped all of her switches. Too well, in fact, as she reached to cover her mouth. But she was too late. He had heard, and in an instant, this perfection of herself melted into an indistinct nothingness as the traveler's mind shifted to the source of the moaning.
"Madam! Are you okay, I heard a... gasp."
Clearing her throat, Satori firmly replied "Quite fine. Please do not disturb me, or any of the others during the night. That cat has been known to carry off people while they're still surprisingly ripe."
"Yes Ma'am. I will be out of your hair in the morning. Thanks for allowing this respite."
". . . You know, I could use a hand around the palace, if you would be interested in staying a few more . . . nights." Satori said, as she pondered the limits of Eirin's concoction.
I am pretty sure that is one of the first symptoms of rabies.I am also pretty sure that this reply was just as high quality as the four preceding it. Silly jay.
I'm getting real sick of Youmu!
Wow, what a freak
>>15374592
Well, she's getting pretty sick of you!
>>15374314
I doubt that.
I don't have the looks that allows someone to think about me for sexual release despite me getting /fit/.
I'm not someone who gets longed for, I'm someone some lonely woman in her late 30's with Borderline Personality Disorder gets desperate and settles for.
I'll always be nothing more than a "break glass in case of emergency". Nothing more than 23rd best.
I'm flattered? What is the correct response to this information?
>>15374894
You should defend your modesty!
Don't lie to me. I don't like lies. Even when I'm the one making them.
If this nerd doesn't stop rubbing her bean then I'm going to sodomize her
I literally just finished masturbating to Youmu before seeing this thread, what the fuck.
>>15374314
Tell her that I masturbate to her too.
I'd fuck Youmu until she becomes a full ghost
>>15374314
man she has shit taste.
Youmu is perfect I'm not good enough for her
it's nice to know my wife thinks of me that way but also unsurprising
But girls can't love girls...!
>>15374314
Your mu is going yo-yo-yo-youmu all night long.
>>15374549
c-cute...
is it weird to masturbate to the thought of a girl masturbating while thinking about you?
>>15374314
Youmu also masturbates with vegetables while thinking about you.
Then she puts them in Yuyuko's dinner.
>>15376870
Not at all. That's pretty hot, actually.
>>15375498
I would impregrape Youmu and promise to take responsibility!, build our relationship over a rape!
>>15374314
i will let my that sink in her too, if you know what i mean
>>15378965
What
For them who need to seek help
http://exhentai.org/s/e469b76306/667495-4
i masturbate while thinking of youmu masturbating about her thinking about me masturbating to her while i masturbate to other little youmus and then when i cum it is glorious and Cool
>>15374314
I want to carefully observe her while she's doing that.
>>15379002
woah
>>15378997
If it doesn't sound like when you're running while wearing flip flops it doesn't count.
Youmu is for animalistic, ballsdeep, flesh slamming against flesh, child-making sex!
>>15374314
That's creepy. We've never even met. Is she some kind of stalker?
>>15376756
Those are crimson eyes, eyes of madness.
Poor Youmu never recovered from that incident.
>>15374314
The DORK loves bugs!
>>15378997
Man, stuff like this just gets me depressed and jealous about the stuff women get to experience.
Maybe this is why I've been preoccupied with trap and newhalf stuff so much.
>>15385969
Seems like the dork loves everyone in that pic
What a slut
>>15386029
Who said you can't experience that?
>>15385969
The first time I saw them two I think 'gayboys'. Then I looked that doujin below and realize which circle is that.
>>15385969
I like it.
>>15375712
Best post in a while
I think Youmu wants to do more than just masturbate to you.
>>15374314
I want to get sliced in half by Youmu!
>>15374422
Y-You... Masturbate to me?!
>>15390404
Those are some big myons
>>15374314
k-kimoi
>>15402430
>>15402449
It's common knowledge that you have no chance with 2D unless you're fat bald and rich
>>15403051
This anon is mostly right, but anon forgot old.
kills thread
>>15385969
was this c88?
>>15374314
eww, what a loser
>>15403051
Damn it, I'm not rich
SUDDENLY WANTS TO FUCK
>all the self-depricating NEETs in this thread
Now I feel bad for liking anime
>>15408420
wrong thread?
>>15408420
It’s not our fault Youmu has shit taste in wank material.
>>15401641
She's a big girl.
Youmu is my wife so its only natural she masturbates while thinking about me
I like the thought of a cute Youmu being attracted to me, and dorkily trying to get my attention! It would be cute if she tried showing more and more skin, until she messed up and accidentally exposed her nude body! Youmu likes me and I saw her breasts and vagina - it would be SO embarrassing for her! She would cry and masturbate to it that night, and eventually it would be my penis inside her cute, tight, dorky vagina! She would be so happy to have sex with me!
I want to touch and play with that thing while I watch her blush, get embarassed and possibly moan
I want to impregnate Youmu's asshole
"I-I want to fuck him so bad! I want to be his girlfriend! D-Does he like me? Will he ever ask me out?"
Cute!
I can't wait to play Youmu's game!
Youmu is the softest.
The thought of a weirdo like Youmu masturbating makes me the softest.
>>15375498
>>15421989
Can you sense the power level of Youmu's booty?
>>15422174
where is the rest of this picture
>>15433972
[spoiler93http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/650595[/spoiler]
>>15421997
The answer is no!
Post the Youmu reverse-rape picture, where she has pinned you down to the floor looking at you from above with a lewd expression on her face.
>>15434427
This one?
>>15435198
Dorky as hell desu-wa.
>>15435198
Youmu finally gets to have sex with the boy she has been obsessing over! His penis is going into her vagina!
Youmu finally on a date with the boy that she's obsessed with, and she finds out that he is turned on by her stinky feet!
>>15374314
would you care to provide proof for your claims.
>>15374314
Youmu never shaves anywhere!
Let that sink in for a moment
>>15436038
Youmu's white pubic hair!
I want to burry my face in it
I'm starting to really like Youmu.
>>15435441
lewd, dude!
>>15374314
Youmu doesn't just masturbate while thinking about you, she fucks you while you're sleeping.
She even secretly feeds you the Viagra she bought from Reisen in order to get you stiff while you're asleep.
>>15444464
Why do you need viagra to get stiff while you're sleeping?
Youmu flicking her bean, and squirting out a huge gusher of lovegoo while moaning your name!
>>15444470
you don't
>>15444477
>>She then makes you drink her lovegoo.
>>15374451
I am really curious to know what post made you give such a reply
>>15408571
wrong board!
>>15444585
Is true this seiyuu died from stds?
important reminder that Youmu is an innocent little boy; please don't sexualize him
>>15453970
drugs actually
>>15374314
Well there goes my respect.
I won't play as her in games anymore and remove all her mods and customization from any games. I'll also delete all her cool pics and wallpaper. It's not like there are many of them anyway.
>>15454330
Youmu is a cute boy with a cute little loli pussy and an even KYU-TéR pair of perky, developing breasts!
>>15454339
>>15453970
Stop spreading lies you assholes, she had pneumonia
Youmu likes taking the D from big men.
>>15454916
There are 5 problems with your post, anon!
1) Boys aren't cute! EVER!
2) Boys can't have pussies!
3) Boys can't have breasts!
3) BOYS AREN'T CUTE!
>>15454560
Youmu has games??
>>15457255
You listed ass twice.
>>15457279
I meant to say:
4) Youmu IS NOT A BOY! She is a GIRL! A GIRL! Youmu is a female girl with a womb that can be inseminated! She has girlnipples and girlfeet, with a girlbutt!
>>15374808
Wow anon, let THAT sink in for a moment.
Youmu must be REAL desperate. You can do anything to her!
>>15455267
Oh the dreaded Japanese cold I see
>>15457255
>1
>second 3
OBJECTION! I present the /cm/ board as my evidence.
Youmu? She's a hard worker. Probably one of the hardest workers around.
When she wants a guy, she knows she's got to work for it. She knows she has to know what he likes, so she can follow suit. His favorite shoes, so he thinks of her with every step. His favorite sake, so he fills up his determination on her determination. His favorite flavors, so he won't notice her special ingredients to take his silly little brain out of the picture.
She knows she has to follow-up on him and know when he's alone. She knows his dirty thoughts and his dirtier secrets. She knows his weak points, from a favorite song, to a remorseful regret, to the most delightfully paralyzing of his nerves.
Men don't really know what they want, so Youmu knows how please his body for him. She can make him harder than a rod of iron, using a little forceful instrumentation. She knows how to make him last longer than a doped-up racehorse, with a dash of a powder here and there. She even knows how to get rid of that silly refractory period, really, you just got to spam the prostate a couple of times per second. Constantly.
Men are always senseless anyway, so Youmu even knows how to keep a man be her side. A little caning here and there, some chains, water buckets, and a few relatives on a list are enough to make a silly feller see how much she's willing to learn, just for his sake, and make him appreciate it.
She's a hard worker. Probably one of the hardest workers around. She plants her seeds, she trims her plants, and everyday she gets the satisfaction of ripe fruit, fresh for the picking.
I want to smell her buttcheeks.
>>15461047
Where exactly, in her close servitude to lady Yuyuko, contained to Hakugyokurou, would Youmu have acquired this intricate know-how?
>>15461170
Delicious
>>15461704
Who else but Yuyuko herself? If Yuyuko didn't do the same thing to Youki, Youmu would've never been born.
Glad to see Youmu's carrying on the tradition.
>>15461047
But surely somebody will notice what she's doing and stop her.
>>15461704
Through halfways and passing folk
I would rather challenge her to a sword fight. Winner gets to make the loser do whatever they want!
>>15463410
Why do so many english translated pages of untranslated doujin show up on /jp/?
>>15465245
Private translations, most likely.
>>15465245
Because I've literally translated two pages and stopped because I am a lazy fucker
Don't worry, I already feel bad about it
>>15465253
That's the worst thing.
>>15465254
>>15465245
Also, I'm slow as hell because my Japanese isn't that good.
>>15457255
I AM A BOY AND I AM CUTE.
That's why Youmu likes me!
>>15465267
Itou Yuuji has been getting weirder and weirder with his porn. Kind of like other artists with "Itou" in their names.
>>15465876
What's weird about Itou Life's porn?
>>15465876
I really, really like the direction of his works. You didn't say you disliked it, but do you have any complaints with it?
But youmu is a boy that's forbidden love!
>>15467285
Youmu is a female girl with a girlgina! We've been over this!
>>15466120
Not as weird as Itou Yuuji's transition into weirder fetishes, but Itou Life began as a 100% loli artist. These days he's all about /ss/ and the chub for some reason.
>>15466843
Just him engaging in weirder and weirder fetishes. Sleep rape, toothpick dicks, giantess, and so on.
I want Youmu to wear a skimpy swimsuit to get my attention, even though it embarrasses her greatly! And when I notice her, she would turn red and start stammering and shaking! She didn't think her plan through!
Youmu wants your penis.
>>15478635
Youmu looks shit with big tits.
>>15478676
YOU look shit with big tits
>>15478676
Yeah, Youmu's best feature is her BUTT and her chest should be as small as possible to accentuate that!
>>15478676
All these faggots that like big tits Youmu can just go die. We all know Youmu is all about her legs and feet.
Fuck her boobs, her leg, and her feet. It's all about that butt, those thighs, and those hips.
Tell me about Youmu, why is she so soft?
>>15374549
>a puffy poof-poof.
I beg your pardon?
>>15481536
>>15481203
But small-titted depictions of Youmu always make her so uptight and insecure.
Youmu always seems to look happier whenever she has tits. She exhibits an air of grace and elegance whenever she's depicted with larger mammaries. It's like she's achieved everything that Yuyuko wanted her to be: A woman who embodies the traditional Japanese ideals of femininity.
>>15435441
She's in for some disappointment!
>>15454339
>>15453970
shut your fucking whore mouth she died from the japanese cold
>>15482031
Youmu's lewd, cute, smelly feets!
>>15374314
Y-you too
>>15482031
Uptight and insecure suits her, and combining that with a small or flat chest makes for great contrast with Yuyuko.
I want to talk lewd to Youmu and watch her get excited!
>>15487303
Realistically though, Yuyuko would definitely be the kind of person that would teach Youmu to be less uptight and insecure.
It's even rooted in canon--In Youmu's ending for TH09, Yuyuko tries to show Youmu how to be more relaxed and worldy by teaching her how to perform a Japanese tea ceremony (starting with learning how to pour tea). Youmu got into trouble because she was cutting up ghosts and indiscriminately releasing them from the cycle of rebirth without the Shikieiki's approval. Yuyuko needed to show Youmu that there's more to life than just cutting things.
Besides, Youmu hasn't even fully developed beyond puberty. There's no telling how big her chest will grow in the future.
>>15487533
>There's no telling how big her chest will grow in the future.
She says to herself every night crying into her box pillow, as flat as she'll ever be.
>>15487533
Do you think that Yuyuko tries to find Youmu a nice boyfriend, but the poor girl is too shy and awkward to actually do anything with them and just becomes a shrinking violet on dates?
>>15487533
Sure, but that's development for the future.
>>15487694
If she knows Yuyuko's trying to get her a boyfriend, she'd give it her all. So cross shy and awkward with stiff and intense, which is still no way to date. She's the type that'd need the guy to get her out of her shell.
>>15457255
>2) Boys can't have pussies!
>>15487533
>>15487550
We'll all be dust in the dirt by the time Youmu grows up to be a curvy, shapely beauty like Yuyuko. In the meantime, we should savour this petite and nubile dork.
>>15487528
I think she'd be the perfect blend of embarassed and a on if you started talking smutty to her.
>>15498400
actually, I should've probably posted this in the other thread *shrug
>>15498400
All that hard work and it will be gone in a second. Poor Youmu.
