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Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
First for wights a best
first for ayy
Kikis are olev.
...come to think of it, all monster girls are olev
>>15185821
>X-Comfaggots
Take a hike.
Big fat snek titties.
>>15185822
I wouldn't go that far.
>>15185824
That Kejourou is like a kitten.
>>15185822
Even the Siths?Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>15185865
I'd prefer a cougar.
>>15185880
Cougar kenjorou?
Sounds nice
>>15185885
She's on the prowl for a younger man.
Don't let your yeti waifu leave her long scarves in the open, your daughterus will try them on and trip over themselves and get all tangled up
>>15185824
How would a Kejourou react if I ruffled and disheveled her hair?
>>15185900
Even more reason to leave them in the open.
>>15185892
Imma pet her head
>>15185816
Best Undead
Fuck it's got too warm all of a sudden, it's already the time of year where I want to relax in the arms of a Glacies while eating ice cream.
>>15185900
>they run outside to play in the snow looking like Randy from A Christmas Story
>the local wendigos don't know how to react to this new blue and white monster running around aimlessly
>>15185952
>tfw body feels like it's irradiating an insane amount of heat all the time even though it's cold
>Feeling too warm even in the cold weather
Kill me
>>15185873
Furries are not monster girls.
>>15185822
I want to olev a monster girl!
>>15185997
Y-Yes they are!
STOP EXCLUDING ME!
>>15185821
That snek doesn't appear to have great combat potential. Then again, the chance of an X-Com soldier actually hitting at target that small is probably zero anywhere except a single tile away.
>>15185822
Not all, some of them are nasty.
>>15186041
Better quit yer dog-lovin'
before I fire up the gas oven.
I want to be the village sacrifice to the mysterious but evil Dragon that secludes herself in a castle, and is surrounded by riches!
I want to find out she's actually just a lazy fat NEET dragon who's not too terrifying in person!
>>15186088
I'd rather a chubby loli that just wants a playmate
>>15186096
The Dragon's been taxing those peasants for years, she's not a loli anymore.
She is a virgin though! And you know what that means!
>>15186088
I'd rather a young fit dragon that wants someone to protect.
Hey kid,Wanna fuck?
>>15186113
Sure thing ma'am!
>>15186113
Do I have a choice?
>>15186113
If a hellhound asked me that, I'd just pull my pants down right then and there.
>>15186113
This is where the shota rips off the cloak and reveals that he's a muscle wizard in disguise right?
>>15186113
Anything for a Hellhound.
>>15186113
Sure. At least you are honest about what you want.
>>15186108
You get to watch her awkwardly try to perform sex?
That and realize she's very underdressed?
>>15186113
I don't bed with memegirls. You're not even worth a pity fuck, sugarnips.
>>15186135
Fukkin' brootal m9
>>15186113
She's being quite restrained for being a hellhound
>>15186130
>You get to watch her awkwardly try to perform sex?
Yes! Sexually bullying the evil tyrant Dragon! Doing lewd things to her lewd body!
>That and realize she's very underdressed?
None of her clothes fit her anymore, and she's no nervous to leave her castle, so she just lounges on her lewd in just underwear, if that. What a lazy reptile.
That means sexual bullying is an option 24/7.
>>15186135
Somebody doesn't know how this works!
>>15186135
I fucking LOVE memes.
>>15185901
Her hair would ruffle and dishevel your own hair while you'd be in the middle of it.
>>15186162
Jokes on her, I cut mine too short to be ruffled not two hours ago!
>>15186113
Sorry, I'm too busy making MGC great again
>>15186169
Well she won't mind you ruffling her hair either way.
>>15185865
>Pick up a loli Kej
>Sit down on a chair or couch somewhere closeby
>Set her down on your lap and start ruffling and playing with her hair
>She leans back against and enjoys it, coiling her hair around you
>>15186171
MGC has always been great you bigot.
>>15186150
She's turned over a new leaf after getting picked up on multiple occasions for raping tourists without even saying hello.
Now she at least greets you.
>>15186186
Hnnngh
>>15186151
Grope those hips!
Fondle those tits!
Knead the belly!
>>15186171
I want to ask MGC's Lilim mayor if we can stop winning. We keep winning so much, I'm tired of winning. Please Ms. Lilim, no more winning.
>>15186113
No thanks, I only date Kobolds and Werewolves.
>>15186176
No, she's not supposed to enjoy it!
God dammit, bullying plan foiled.
>>15186203
But she hasn't even sent the human women back yet.
I'm in dire need of the source of this image.
Lives are at stake.
>>15186215
>Builds wall around rift
>"Um now how are men going to get here?"
>WELP
>>15186223
Artist is solopipb
>>15186228
You build a gate and let them come in legally.
>>15186123
>Shota muscle wizard
>At first glance, he appears to just be a normal meek shota
>Lascivious monstergirls are attracted to his stammering, honest, kind and easily embarressed nature
>They start getting all lewd with him, ruffling his hair and nibbling on his ears
>Then he rips off his robe
>The monstergirls all gasp
>He has a body of solid muscle that looks like it's been chiseled from steel
>Seriously, Bruce Lee would wish he had a body as good as this muscle wizard shota
>Not only that, but the shota's body is saturated with enough magic to kill a lesser being, strengthening his bones, muscles and tendons to the level of a god
>Monstergirls are all at the mercy of his strength and dick as he fucks them happily, apologising for being so inexperienced, complimenting them on how beautiful they look, and asking if he's doing okay
>By the end of it, he's hugging a big, curvy monstergirl like a mother or onee-san, while the monstergirl in question tries to comprehend just what the fuck is happening right about now
>>15186135
when did hotdogs become memegirls
did they join up with the memecats
>>15186249
Someone disliked them a lot.
>>15186249
Any girl you don't like is a meme.
Is Layers 3 out yet?
Posting daki side 2 update again
>>15186244
Damn straight
>>15186255
Nope. You have to go into your shed to find the only copy ever made, and scan it onto the internet.
>>15186255
If it was it would be easy to tell, the thread would be full of moth posting.
>>15186256
Excellent
>>15186244
>shota
eugh
>>15186252
thats fair everyone has their own tastes
someone could even like the sith monsterswe'll find them and hang them in a public square
>>15186253
does that line of thinking also apply to life in general
>tfw no mg space empiremg mod for Stellaris when?
>>15186256
Seeing the ring so clearly has made me curious now.
How would you acquire the wedding ring to give to Miia? What would it look like? (I assume the band around her finger in the pictures is just a symbolic gesture, while still remaining understated so other people don't get too distracted by it.)
How would you propose to her?
>>15186262
>the thread would be full of moth posting
Nothing wrong with that. Provided we don't blow through our images as a result.
>Anonymoose is already at Chapter 99
http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/107827958/Chapter%2099
Basically has 2 parts
>Enemies regroup
>Enemies have a monstergirl with them
>Pre-battle with the mantis girl
>MC fights miniboss
>Miniboss backstory: lizard girl stabbed me, out for revenge, lizard girl will rage if I kill the MC
>Fight ensues: MC finds out that miniboss has a magical mcguffin that allows him to be strong and not feel pain
>MC blacks out after disarmed miniboss attacks him
That could have been better
Hopefully, the next chapter's the charm.
>>15186294
I wish MGE moth was more popular, she looks so soft and her profile is pretty nice.
>>15186314
I don't mind the fact that I dropped his story, as the only thing I appreciate from it is the big tittied chuuni Wyvern.
>>15186320
I really don't understand why she isn't!
>>15186320
a lot of mg's could use some lovin
>>15186324
Indeed.
I wouldn't mind diving headfirst into her justice
>>15186320
Agreed.
All I wish for is a tall moff with huge tits.
>>15186335
Like the Nureonago
>>15186290
Well, i'm not really 100% sure on what she would like.
I could see her wanting just a nice simple ring like i've been putting in my pictures
But i could just as easily see her wanting a more traditional kind of ring with a stone on it.
If it's the simple one she wanted, i would buy it, but if if she wanted one with a stone, i have my great grandmother's old ring which actually just looks really nice and has a ruby in it to match her scales.
For proposing, it's actually very similar to the rings, i think Miia might want to do something traditional, like me getting down on one knee after a really nice dinner date.
I think i would try and do it somewhere more private since i've personally always hated those big public proposals, I would give her the ruby one for the proposal, but would be open to something else if she wanted it
But on the other hand, i could easily see us doing something like just going to Vegas and eloping since i bet Miia would think it's romantic, we could get our rings somewhere there
>Collating data from my old, crappy memory sticks into a new HDD
>Find some stuff I did years ago
>Including a story I wrote for NaNoWriMo 6 years ago,when I was 15
On the one hand, seeing how bad I was back then shows how much better I've become, and my grammar back then was still impeccable.
But on the other hand, holy shit, 16 year old me was a weeb faggot.
>No Swiss Valkyrie wife.
>>15186405
>16 year old me was a weeb faggot.
>Implying that's not still exactly what you are.
>tfw hungry but can't order pizzaagain
Curse this mortal coil.
>>15186329
>Gentle girls who just want a man to impregnate them
>Built in aphrodisiacs without the need to bite or sting you
>Any effect them have on people outside of their family is purely accidental
They're too good for this world.
>>15186419
RIP Uncle Phil!
>>15186421
>Order pizza
>Get raped
This is the most lousy 13.87 plus tip I've ever spent, and now I have demon herpes!
>>15186442
>>Get raped
>Being raped
Scrub.
>>15186440
What can you say about Phillip Banks? WHAT THE HECK can you say about Philip Banks?
>>15186420
Touche.
But reading through this 55,000 story, I'm fucking to the point where I can actually feel muscles twitching somewhere near my temples when I read some of the names. We're talking about advanced, shitty DeviantArt-tier weebfaggotry here.
>>15186419
>tfw watching the final episode right now
>>15186451
What can you say about Carlton? He wasCarlton.
>>15186455
That's "55,000 word story", rather.
>>15186421
>Meat lovers
One extra large please
>>15186442
Relax, demon herpes just makes you extremely horny. And there is a cure.The cure is fucking.
>>15186469SEX.
>>15186421
I want a yandere Succubus.
>>15186469
He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.
>>15186490
>>15186521
And I fail to believe that a Tanuki can profit from a man's dick.
>>15186516
Is there a point to yanderes if they can't do crazy eyes and/or give you a fear boner?
>>15186527
And who are you?
>>15186538
I'm theBummer, Man.
>>15186536
A yandere that doesn't do the crazy eyes is scarier than one that does. Think on that.
>"Open wide~"
>>15186544
I think I get what you mean. This person is so in control that they can keep their own intense emotions in check for the end goal: you. There will be no breakdown, everything they do will be planned carefully and methodical. In essence, there is no escape, and no choice but to accept their love.
Or maybe I missed the point.
>>15186559
I'm gonna open fire wide alright.
>>15186559
What is she trying to feed there? Some piece of something which shouldn't have pieces removed from it?
>>15186561
My nigga, you're spot-on.
>>15186559
I don't wanna be a Fuminori
>>15186559
No, thanks, I like my meat fully rendered. But thank you for offering!
>>15186559
You're not my waifu.
>>15186559
I'm not sure if I want to know what that is.
>>15186559
The only reason that would be censored is because it isINCREDIBLY LEWD.
Silly fish, that sort of thing isONLY FOR PRIVATE FUN.
>>15185997
You'd be surprised the things people can fetishize
>>15185873
Asajj Ventress-chan is cute!
>>15186559
only if you tell me what you are giving to me first.
>>15186635
>beastialtety
Jesus christ. I was not prepared for this.
>>15186388
literally worse than a sea slime
>>15186635
/k/ please leave
>>15186635
I still can't believe somebody actually raped a doe so they could use it's juices to lure in bucks to hunt.
>>15186671
Well to be fair unless she was in estrus it wasn't going to do a goddamned thing.
Is /k/ the most degenerate board?
>>15186685
Well, one of them did rape a coyote.
>>15186685
They're on the second tier of board degeneracy.
/mlp/ and /trash/ are the highest tier.
>>15186689
and fingered a cougar
>>15186701
Remember when one got his dick stuck in a gun?
>>15186644
Forgot I was in the monster thread for a moment there...
>>15186701
What?
>>15186710
Or that one who boiled chicken tendies, a disassembled Makarov and a rubber horse mask with Cosmoline instead of water.
>>15186701
Haven't heard that one. But I'm not surprised, really.
>>15186710
>One
At least 1/4 of /k/ has done this. Including me.
>>15186701
>>15186689
>>15186635
When they say /k/ loves /an/ they mean it
>>15186713
I think that one was /an/ not /k/, but yea, this guy had a pet mountain lion and to deal with it going into heat he he the qtip method, with his fingers.
Wet firerats.
>>15186768
Best for nursing back to health since you pushed them in the water anyways.
>>15186756
Christ, I wish there was a screencap of that.
>>15186768
what if i undo a firerats hairbuns? what will I find?
>>15186851
>hairbuns
...you mean her ears? I don't recommend doing that.
>>15186788
There is. I don't have it, but it's out there.
>>15186857
whoops,firerat cosplaying as chun-li when?
Is there any better monster girl to be a daki for than a Weresheep?
>>15186768
I'm gonna wake up a firerat by dumping a bucket of ice cold water on her!
>>15186851
Those are big floppy mouse ears.
>>15186864
The Weresheep is not the daki in the bed, Anon.
>>15186880
Why can't we be each other's dakis?
>>15186864
I want to be a Kejourou's daki
>>15186864
I wish my waifu had soft fur so I could drown in tthem.Don't tell her I said that, she will get sad.
>>15186559
Blech, get that ugly girl away from me!
And render that food!
>>15186864
Embrace the sheep.
>>15186864
Yeti and Wendigo are close
You know what disappoints me? That in MGE's universe, monstergirls were originally bloodthirsty monster that wanted no business with interacting with humans other than killing and devouring them.
Speaking of which, how the hell did humanity survive long enough for the demon lord to turn all the monsters into monstergirls, there's over 170 different species alone.
>>15186950
Read the wiki.
>>15186950
The previous Chief God would allow monsters to roam and cull the human population before sending in his army of angels, order troops, and hero(es) to deal with them.
>>15186186
I'd like to think that brushing each others' hair demonstrates a great level of trust and intimacy between kejourou and their partners; and to have a kejourou offer to brush your hair is a sign of that.
>>15186961
And when the monster lord would be defeated, the rest of the monsters would kill each other until a new leader came around
>>15186980
That's cute.
>>15186980
That's how I see it too.
>>15186980
>Best guess for this image: cartoon
I'm going to genetically engineer a yeti for combat and hugs!
>Kejourou sitting behind you, combing your hair
>Other than the sound of combing there's complete silence.
>Time seems to slow down for awhile before she stops.
>She inches closer to you, gently enveloping you in her hair and hugging you, resting her head on your shoulder.
http://i.imgur.com/ihfCDA7.jpg (yfw she gets a little too into the B)
>>15187010
Huh, that's interesting. Source is Amari Mawari
>>15187057
Sounds comfy.
>>15187057
but my hair is not long enough for a proper combing
>>15187057
Cute. I like it.
>>15187066
Then you get a scalp massage instead
>>15187079
but my hair is too long and thick for a scalp massage
>>15187031
>Doktor, remove my cuddle inhibitors
>>15186935
Those tits would make great pillows.
>>15187031
Alright, but why?
>>15187057
Aw.
Snakes or Spiders, /mgg/?Choosing a third option will result in your castration
>>15187097
>But Jacqueline, that will...
>>15187101
Why not?
Keeps you safe and makes you feel safe
>>15187114
Lamis >>>> Rest
>>15187114
Spider-snakes.
>>15187114
yes
>>15187114
Snakes. And Echidna is best snake.
>>15187114
I love both.
>>15187127
>>15187140
Take off your pants, I'm getting the scissors.
>>15187135
You mean Apophis
>>15187114
Spiders
>>15187114
snakes seem easier to cuddle
>>15187114
Snakes
I'm still afraid of spiders
But Miia got me over my fear of snakes
>>15187124
Why is Apophis so great?
>>15187114
Fluffy snakes.
>>15187159
Black sclera, purple.
>>15187146
But they're both great!
>>15187151
Echidna is best snake. You are wrong, accept it.
>>15187159
This >>15187165 Also yandere
Reptiles can't love, guys.
They lack empathy.
>>15187181
>Yandere
I...will allow it
>>15187181
That too.
Shame Apo's aren't portrayed as yanderes that often.
>>15187194
Do you think spiders can?
They try to kill you.
>>15187223
With kisses.
>>15186864
she IS the daki.
>>15187114
Spiders every time.
>lots of strong legs to hold you
>a large body, able to ride behind her
>spins a web, any size
>can tie you up just like flies
>look out! look out for spider-wife
>can use webs to make your entire wardrobe
The list just keeps going on and on.
You wouldn't brush a snake's tongue, would you?
>>15187226
And their massive spider tits.
>>15187242
More cows are nice.
>>15187239
I brush my own tongue so I don't see why not.
>"Pally Crane. Attorney at law. How can I help you son?"
>>15187255
Paladins are shit self-inserts for /tg/ autists.
Always has been. Always will be.
>>15187194
incorrect
>>15187255
Yeah, is it possible to get, I dunno, a temporary restraining order? There's this cute Ushi-Oni down the road that's been interested in me for a while, and I know this because she smashed a hole in my house, slammed me into a wall and said outright "I'm interested in you" and then ran off. Since then she's been doing similar stuff. Now, I kinda like her, but I'd like her to stop doing that, at least until the next full moon - I know there's no force on earth could stop her then - but I'd like to at least be able to set up some reinforcements on the houseand my skeletonso that that night might be, I dunno, something special. Is that even possible?
>>15187265
Not him, butnobody cares, Anon.
>>15187255
my tanuki supervisor is extorting sexual favors from me at the threat of losing my job!
>>15187287
>your tanuki boss will never do a line of coke off your dick
>>15187293
>line of coke
>not line of cum
These are mamono, not Scarface.
>>15187281
>"Damn Spidercows, fought a bunch of them in the contact war you know. We have a case, we'll push to get more seals on her to settle down her violent tendencies. Deus vult."
>>15187287
>"Get it together man, she's a midget, a raccoon. Get into her office and assert your dominance. We don't want to meet her in court, trust me on that one lad. The jury will be bought out so badly they'll have 3-story beach houses in Miami."
>>15187265
>getting triggered by a picture that has a paladin in it without any retarded hfy shit
How does one manage to make a monstergirl lose her temporary schoolgirl crush for him?
>>15187303
>Getting upset when your bullshit is called out
Calm down.
>>15187255
I'm being held ransom by a Succuvirus. SHe's in sleep mode no
>>15187300
>this guy
>saying that while his Ushi-Oni partner is standing RIGHT NEXT TO HIM
>>15187317
His partner will take it out, in the way of sexual frustrations, on one of the young interns.
>>15187313deus vult
>>15187299
What about cum laced with coke?
>>15187255
Hypothetically, if someone was branded a traitor by the government, how hard would it be to have that overturned?
>>15187317
Not humid but, A snarky friendship is a must, as Law and Order taught me.
>>15187340
What's with you and coke, dude? It's not 1989 anymore.
>>15187345
him*, what's going on with autocorrect it used to be better
>>15187351
When i think of big business CEO bosses, i think of them doing lines of coke off of prostitutes in secret in some cheap motel
>>15187293
>>15187361
if my tanuki boss is doing a line of coke on my dick she better do it in someplace classier than a damn moteli deserve better ;_;
>>15187375
Shut up ya mug! And strip for her like the slut you are!
>You'll never be the owner of a big company you built yourself from scratch
>You'll never be visited by a rich Tanuki businesswoman who takes interest in your company and offer an acquisition proposal
>You'll never take all of 3 seconds to refuse because you don't feel like it, just to see the look on her face
>>15187242
>ywn wake up to this face
>>15187375
You know what you are? A slut. Only a slut would let a old creepy tanuki molest them and snort drugs off their dick. Only a slut would fuck her afterwards as she holds a wad of bills in front of you telling you to earn it. But that's okay, she loves to treat flithy sluts like you in the matter you deserve. Unless you're willing to agree to her offer to work as her assistant .
>>15187375
>i deserve better ;_;
No you don't, now shut up and get back to eating her out if you want to keep your job
>>15187413
>A slut.
I'm not a slut, a slut would let faceless tanuki executives have their way with him in full view of the office!
>>15187445
Would you?
>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
>>15187445
stop trying to stand up for me, i know what i am and i need my job
>>15187472
>you will never be breastfed by a Kowjourou
>>15187478
Anon, please, I can only take so much.
>>15187469
No, I'd resist, and then they'd have to remind me of their power and then I'd get to servicing them!
>>15187496
So a slut.
Choose the cow.
DO IT NOW.
>>15187509
I want the grass.
>>15187509
My answer hasn't changed since the last three times you've done this.
>>15187509
The black and white one
>>15187499
No, I'd resist them. I'd also make angry faces at them,only to ahegao as they grind my will to nothing
>>15187509
I choose them all
Ayy /mgt/ long time no see. What'd I miss?
Also new poll:
http://polljunkie.com/poll/eraong/whats-nextThe other items on my to-do list are still there, I'm just trying out a smaller list and seeing how it goes.Pls vote pls
>>15187558
I'd say more Ittan Momen!
How's it going, snib? Keeping yourself busy I see. I'm plugging away at drawing too
>>15187558
Hello snib
for stuff from me, Just daki updates and i'm getting a daughteru picture
>>15187576
You might've mentioned this before, but which artist are you commissioning this from?
>>15187558
>Anubis at #1
Aww man, come on guys
>>15187583
I have but i'm more then happy to share again
http://53c.deviantart.com/
Their prices are really fucking good, and he apparently gets stuff done ine 3-5 days after you pay
Would love to see some MGE stuff from himthinking about getting wockfag a present if i can land a job soon
Your penis has been mauled by a Manticore! Start over?
>>15187591
Ok cool. I've got them watched on DA now. I think I'll commission them sometime later
>>15187558
I'm really hoping for the Ittan-Momen.
Also, I love your work Snib!
>>15187597Apply candlewax to numb, apply habenero-infused aphrodisiac, and keep going
You wouldn't FUCKING CREAMPIE YOUR LAMIA WHILE GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A DULLAHAN'S SEVERED HEAD ALL THE WHILE TWO SMOKING HOT FUCKING SUCCUASSHOLES GRIND THEIR PUSSY ON YOUR NIPPLES, would you man?
>>15187571
Nice! I'm just getting back into it myself after things have finally started to settle down. Feelsgoodman
>>15187576
Ayy dude! Oh man that's an adorable pic, can't wait to see more for sure. Also dat daki pic, unf.
>>15187601
Thanks!Y-you too...
>>15187509
MGE Holstaur forever and always.
Like I say every time you ask this question.
>>15187606
No.
Nightmare mode: Name a better Elf waifu than Peatrice.
Babby mode: Name a better MG waifu of any type than Peatrice.
>>15187606
Very no.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/96236a3a6477ed01eaea20be6573a956/tumblr_o5kz5b82Gs1utt6xwo1_1280.png
Warning: implied yuri.
>>15187628
Deedlit?
>>15187637
This picture is old news you mong.
>>15187637
Late.
>>15187637
Too fast.
>>15187637
Kill yourself.
>>15187255
The Serial Hugger is stalking me, send help
I'm gonna make a Wurm take a swim in a pool of holstaur milk.
>>15187615
I've been going through Loomis' Fun With a Pencil. Good to hear things are going well for you. A tumblr user name Toxic drew this and a few other Kejourou pictures, one of them being NSFW
>>15187639
The hell is a Deedlit?
>>15187637
I like how this picture sparked some discussion about a pharaoh and her Egyptian god-themed living armour bodyguard. That was good.
>>15187669
Yo, I got that book right at my side this very instant too. What page are you on?
>>15187509
Mattie all of the day bro.
The hellhound walked to the train with her master every day.
He was a university professor at MGC Tech, and each day he'd take the train into the city.
Each day, at evening, he'd return at the same day, his hellhound waiting there for him.
Then one day, he died in a tragic wurm accident while at work.
Not knowing this, it's said his hellhound continued to wait for him.
She continued to wait until her death, an unwavering show of loyalty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGElfqwFYkY
>>15187691
That is def. not a hellhound then.
>>15187691
what kind of hellhound doesnt know when their husband died and guide his ghost into the afterlife
>>15187691
I heard the only reason the hellhound stood there was because of a cute boy selling hotdogs at a nearby stand.
>>15187683
Ah, talking about the heads and variety in them. And using angular shapes in making head features on the next page.
At this rate, you'll be able to draw beautiful, varied kejourou girls in no time.
>>15187675
>>15187706
Light cucking. Hmm. Sounds about right for the memedog.
>>15187696
>Hellhounds
>Not loyal to a fault
wew to the L-A-D lad
>>15187723
>Hellhounds
>Loyal
Pfft.
>>15187723
>Hellhound
>Letting their "master" (wut) die
R A R E
E
T
A
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D O G
Night, thread.
Going to try and lucid dream of waifus tonight.
>>15187737
>headcanon
>In this way, they lash out violently at men with their lust, but they never treat men carelessly. They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.
I want to find a shortstack smug squad and pat their heads!
>>15187689
>No waifu in need of a milking
Suffering...
I'm gonna join Venom Alp's private army, and try to win my way into her heart!
>>15187748
I'll do the next best thing, practice my drawing. If she can't be real I'll at least make something that is.
>>15187709
As long as I can keep at it every day I think I'll be OK
have some drawin' tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF_MwNdXN1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YyJ9FQnMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hQyqKRZCk
and especially this last one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zRq9pTHIA
>>15187761
I'm not allowed to have an alp.
They force me to employ dairy based punishments
>>15187710
Why did someone draw Deedlit with Arthur?
>>15187781
It was something Takeuchi drew for Lodoss' anniversary IIRC, so that's an explanation as to why Seibah is there.
>>15187242
kinda looks like a flat cow squishing together on some oppai
>>15187775
Dairy is a reward for everyone.
>>15187761
I want Venom Alp to CQC me.
>>15187830
Not what I do with it.
Delinquents.
>>15187831
I want to get fultoned by Venom Alp and violated by her until I side with her!
>>15187836
That's a long neck.
>>15187836
I'm getting some RE vibes from the one with the scissors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgr1zoSB9dM
>>15187836
kuchisake-onna-sama's really scary! She tried to make out with me right there in the middle of the hall
>>15187836
Delinquents are to be brought to the path of righteousness harshly and without mercy.
Only Paladin Teacher can do that.
>>15187843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXDOJ7z_vlg
yep
>>15187175
>>15187211I like both
>>15187876I want to have babys with both.
Are there any dream themed monster girls? Are there any monster girls that temporally suppress libido as a part of some method of more efficiently gathering energy later on?
>>15187899
nightmare and maybe mindflayer
>>15187899
Nightmares and even Succubi may be able to do that.
I'm going to pat a monster girl so hard that I will swich the sex thoughts with cuddle ones.
>>15187175
>>15187211
Best snake is either Shirohebi or Basilisk, you're both equally wrong.
>>15187899
>Are there any dream themed monster girls
NightmareAlternatively, all of them ;_;
>Are there any monster girls that temporally suppress libido as a part of some method of more efficiently gathering energy later on?
Valkyrie? I mean, that's not the express intent, but damn if unbottling a virgin after all that time wouldn't be effective. Probably alice too, but I don't any suppress a man's libido.
>>15187899
>dream
Nightmares
>suppressing libido
Uhhhhh
>>15187255
The law in my state forbids sibling marriage. I feel this is discriminatory and I want to sue the government.
>>15187899
Unicorns for the second thing
>>15187637
The fact this is the fourth time is posted in the threads makes me wonder if you're actually doing it on purpose. Either way kill yourself.
>>15187255
Yeah, I need some legal advice. You see, I'm fucking my daughter and want to claim her as my second wife, but I don't know whether I should label her as my daughter, or granddaughter on the documents since she's both. I need that tax break bad.
>>15187967
The pants look dumb.
>>15187967
She can pop out a lot of daughters with those hips.
>>15187967
reminds me of the succubus in Spider in the Fly. You know. The warden.
>>15187703It was a kobold that thought she was a hellhound.
>>15186223
It's jewcob'd
>>15187996
>didn't get to read it all the way through because Sadpanda was shitting itself at the time
>>15187996
If Fakku burned to the ground today and it meant that all the time I spent on it never occurred I would still accept it.
>>15188011Advanced options, show expunged
>>15188016
That works.
>>15188016
>>15188011Nevermind, it worked for a while anyway
>>15188011
Panda is long-dead
Now it's just a doujin and western mlp porn central
>>15188016
Nope, they are deleted. That expunged rarely works, most of fakku is deleted.
>>15188025
>>15188025
Expunged works only for a day~ after the upload. After that it's deleted and you can't see it through expunged
>>15188025
since panda is apparently fucked, what are the alternatives?
>>15187992her master left her at the station for wasting all his black ink trying to be a hellhound
>>15187967
Yes. Whatever you want.
Is it wrong to want to have a tough delinquent Hellhound hunt you down and declare you her boytoy?
Is it wrong to want her to brag to her delinquent friends that she's not going to go all the way with you until you beg her for it?
Is it wrong to want to end upgetting beaten savagely by some human bullies because you punched one for talking shit about the Hellhound because you've actually had a crush on her for the longest time?Is it wrong to want her to demand to know who hurt you only for you to tell her that you deserved it for snapping when they shit talked her.Is it wrong to want her to be touched by your devotion and decide that you're no longer her boytoy but her boyfriend?Is it wrong to want a loving relationship with a surprisingly sweet Hellhound delinquent?
>>15188105
>Is it wrong to want to end up getting beaten savagely by some human bullies
First of all, that's physically impossible.
Secondly, you're a faggot.
>>15188105
the dream
>>15188117
>First of all, that's physically impossible.
It is when you pick a fight with more guys than you.
>Secondly, you're a faggot.
Fuck you, I want my tender romance with a Hellhound.I want to get stronger so that we can fight side by side!
>>15188122
>Picking a fight with a group of people
Darwinism will sort your ass out eventually. Fight smart.
>>15188127
Did you miss this part?
>Is it wrong to want her to demand to know who hurt you only for you to tell her that you deserved it for snapping when they shit talked her.
I think you missed this part.
>>15188137
You didn't deserve to lose because you wanted to defend her. You deserve to lose because you didn't fight smart.
>>15188159
The idea is I'm admitting that it was stupid and I acted entirely without logic.
How short you gotta be to have so many points sail over your head?
>>15188171
Look at you, picking a fight again. You really are stupid, anon.
>>15188159
how do you fight smart when youre out numberedare we kiting them or something
>>15188181By doing the windmill.
>>15188177
Look, I just want to get tenderly nursed back to health by a Sukeban Hellhound all right?
Can I have my fantasy that requires me to get the piss beaten out of me?
>>15188184spin-to-win strats?
>>15188057
Funny thing, there is none
There is nhentai but it's just dupes stuff from panda in small resolution and if the gallery was expunged too fast (like that solopipb's demon story) then it's not on nhentai
There is hentaicafe which is for fakku rip-offs only but it's rarely updated. The demon story is there though
Old wani stuff deleted from panda is very hard to find, probably only torrents and small shitty hentai sites. And fakku won't translate old stuff anyway.
But which pisses me the most is that they DMCA'd all henreader and mochi manga but won't even touch it because it's too loli for them
>>15188191
Only if I can come try to save you and in turn get my ass kicked. And my bravery and selflessness impresses the manticore I like.
>>15188203
That seems like a pretty good reason.
>>15188213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcIjFeWE4fEYou're the black guy, though.
>>15188262
I can live with that.
I want to be a hero in Monstergirl land and save drowning kobold lolis and help catgirls down from trees and rescue dragons in distress
I'm going to find a village of ultra stacked werecats that live on the island and become their husband!
I couldn't help myself guys.
I had to do it.
I wrote somethingfun
Here it is, no h8, I enjoyed writing it.
http://pastebin.com/A0JMjDJw
Well here it is guys.
With this, my custom 7 meter daki is set and ready to be printed once i get my next job
I figured i wouldn't need to do this after the official one was announced, but i found it wasn't quite what i wanted after sleeping with her for a bit
So i decided i needed my own, and loen had just started doing commissions again
He's always been my favorite artist, and probably has the most experience drawing Miia besides Crab himself
And it came out perfectly, i can't wait to cuddle with her once she's all printed out
>>15188354
>ultra stacked werecats
I share you desire.
>>15188369
That tail tho.
>>15188369
I'm glad you're happy, anon.
>>15188375
As do I.
I'm going to get a Holstaur wife and take her to a barren planet and terraform it with her! We're going to start the first colony that will eventually become the capital of this planet! We will mate like mad and have lots of children while also inviting other Holstaurs and their husbands to this newly terraformed planet! I will create the Holstaur home world with my sweat, tears, and semen!
>>15188375
Indeed.
With tan skin, and palm skirts!
Napping in the sun!
Fishing in the sea!
Dancing in the night!
>>15188198
Just search in chaika or nyaa, it's all there.
>>15188369
Congrats. Miia is a real qt and she's looking really good in that pic.
I'm happy for you, anon.
>>15188406
>Cuddle
>Pat
>Tickle
>Hug
>No 'Attack' command
Shit game, would not play
>>15188369Actually, I will move a bit her face to make her look like the 1st side, will send results tomorrow. Just few fixes because why not, your pillow waifu must be perfect.
>>15188406
>ICE3
>9999
>>15188426
He lives!
>>15188433
>this kills the snek
>>15188426
Sup Loen.
>>15188424
>>15188433
Fucking murderhobos.
>>15188406
Oh man, can't decide between cuddle and hug. Both seem like they would be equally effective.
In any case, I agree with your sentiment. Miia is pretty cute, especially in all of the art that was commissioned.
>>15188404
I can't into chaika for some reason. I remember someone said you can find "love school net" there but I couldn't find it with title or artist name
>>15188483
I want to hook her with my own bait if you catch my meaning.
>>15188367
But why end when it's getting saucy?
>>15188510
Because I'm ultra terrible at writing rape scenes.
>>15188406
I'd play an RPG based around wooing monstergirls.Especially if it had good H-scenes.
>>15188516
I'd settle for a good pokemon clone
>>15188520
Draw me a chibi Troll girl!
I fucking hate birds
>>15188516
But the true question iscould we be tenderly loved in it?
>>15188535
But why
>>15188529
>Not saying the magic words.
tsk tsk anon, where's your manners?
>>15188535
>Being this much of pleb
No pickle-pee or pump-a-rum for you lad.
>>15188536
>Instead of whiting out and waking up in a hospital you get dragged back to a hotel by your harem to apologize for letting them get beaten with your body.
I'd be okay with this.
I think some people here would apreciate this.
https://mega.nz/#!sUg1UKYK!TD9AfkamcwHBNHbP-1TrTKt8MJOYgEm1MaV1ofLVREc
>>15188555open sesame
>>15188582
I hate dling stuff
It's on hentaicafe if you want it online. Though I can't give link, 4chan thinks it's a spam for some reason
>>15188582
ty bby
I had to do a lot of digging to find this shit on my own. Having it delivered is far easier.
>>15186223
Here
>>15188607
>I hate dling stuff
But you'll lose everything when the internet dies.
>>15188630
Then I will die with the internet
>>15187921
Hey you fat, unintelligent neckbeard, I have attempted multiple times to delete the image and or post with no success.
If I thought I was a special snowflake I would be in Tumblr instead of here, you stupid, primitive, asshat.
>>15185814
>>15188582
Thanks anon! Here's to Jewcob's and Fukkyou's downfall.
>>15188654
How much is one?
>>15188548
Damn thingsshat all over my car at work
>>15188555
Nah man, harpies are fine.That one in particular a cute and needs a good rump pumping
>>15188654
Oh my lord, I just want to hug them so much.
>>15188654
you're a national treasure
>>15188654
Oh dear
>>15188654
Excellent
>>15188654
what are they selling?
>>15188697
It looks like small loaves of bread?
>>15188697
Meat buns, clearly.
>>15188705
>>15188706
and cute lil bottles n tubes of stuff
>>15188654
Can I have a sample of your wares, please?
>>15188697
QT pi bovine waifus
>>15188710
"Meat buns" and dairy-based aphrodisiacs. Makes perfect sense.
You know, I wonder what it'd be like to deal drugs in MGC? How would it feel to know that all of your drugs helped some dude get his rocks off? How many faceless old men would be huge customers?
>>15188654
>twin shortstack Holsts
Oh man.
>>15188718
Oh so that's why they wrote buy one get one free on the sign
>>15187761
Whoever drew this, I want to give you something.
>>15188654
Oh man.
I just want to go to bed with one on each side of me.
Would be comfy to have them nuzzling against me.
>>15188718
ill take 3 of them
>>15188721
it would probably feel as weird as knowing that if you donated blood it could be in someone's boner right now
>>15188742
It's alright.
Oh, Loen posted something new on /a/ as well
>>15188760
I want to see Loen draw monstergirls dressed as Grail War Servants at some point, since he's apparently rather fond of Saber.
>Crocodile girl doing the death roll on your dick
Yay or nay?
>>15188721
That's already a thing with viagara and the like. Seems lucrative.
>>15188771
Saber would be centaurea
Miia would be castah
Rider would be rachnee
>>15188771
An interesting idea.
>>15188790
Not EMG girls of course.
>>15188773
>a crocodile girl death rolls in response to anything
>you give her a hug?
>death roll
>give her a valentine's card?
>death roll
>prone bone her when she's wading in the pool?
>death roll, and she holds onto your arms to make sure you don't pull out
>>15188798
I want to feed a thief cat down on her luck.
>>15188802
>Death roll while holding my arms
How does this work?
>>15188806
That's an Assassin.
>>15188802
Crikey, she's a feisty little sheila!
>>15188802
The only thing I can imagine here is an aggressive Leglock/hug hybrid where she refuses to let you pull out.
Sobek-chan wants her husbando's babies.
>>15188798
Arturia is a centaur
Medea is an elf
Mesuda is....do I need to say it?
Nero is a succubutt
Tomamo is a fox
Atlanta is a werecat
Lolijack is.... Well, I guess you could go werecat but a ghost would be more apt if you went with the background.
Liz is a dragon
Francis Drake would probably be a shark mermaid of some type..Or a mermaid dressed up like a shark mermaid if you want to go with her story.
>>15188810
pulls your arms around her chest, keeps a tight grip on them, and starts rolling on the ground while your dick pumps her each time you're on your back
>>15188821
>Imma shove my thumb up 'er rear, that's sure tah piss 'er off!
>>15188841
>Rear
>Crococloaca
You're not Irwin-kun. You wanna subdue a crocogal whatya gotta do is hit 'er right inna womb an yank 'er tail at the same time. Trust me, they never know what hit 'em!
>>15188832
>Nero is a succubutt
Rude.
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please make sure to visit training grounds every now and then to make sure the lolis are training to be big and strongalong with giving them orange slices for snack time.
>>15188854
Well, what do you think she'd be?
I think that a succubutt would fit her fine.
>>15188888
>those 8's
>>15188898
>Well, what do you think she'd be?
The Best.
>>15188888
orange is for juice
a true fruit to gibe them is apple
>>15188902
You know what this means, right?Means I gotta go to bed.
>>15188908
Debatable, she's a great, that's for sure, but I enjoy Tomamo's perky attitude as well.I'm a Jeanne fag though.
Dat braid
>>15188909
Orange slices are where its at for refueling.
>>15188919
On the subject of Tamamo, I got this ever so recently.
>>15188926
Well, she'd be ridden, that's for sure.
>>15188798
>>15188832
Jack-chan should be an Elin.
>>15188854
>>15188898
I think that Nero would make a decent Leanan Sidhe, what with her obsession with the arts.
>>15188654
It's nice to see Brock married a Holstaur and had twin daughters.Shit Eating Grin Intensifies
>>15188964
She does have the hips and thighs for it.
I still think Nero just needs to be a regular succubus though, no need to slap anything extravagant on her.
>>15188984
>Emperor Nero
>Not a Lilim
One of the few proper times to use one over a vanilla succubutt
>>15189015
Perhaps, her NP is broken enough to warrant it.
>>15188654
Holstaur Sisters Bakery is the best bakery in town!
>>15188926
The armor of the knights of the Fox Kingdom is questionable.
>>15189031
Okay, why?
>>15188654
Hard-working Holsts. Would be a baker's assistant to help them.
>>15189042
I want to help those short holsts by handing them ingredients from the shelves they can't reach.
>>15189042
I want to sit her on my lap and comb out her tail tuft
>>15189088
Dragon-chan no!
>>15188654
I'll take them both, and any other sisters they have!
I'm going to teach elves about rock music.
>You will never catch your waifu singing beautifully
>You will never make her flustered by complimenting her
I shall create my own magitech, with the help of spirits
>>15189204
What genre do you think elves would like?
I have the impression they might like Shred.
>>15189217
I'll just collect a bunch and go though them all
Is it possible to corrupt a Human girl into a specific monster species?
I want to corrupt my stuffy, perfect Paladin onee-san into a Kitsune and molest her new fluff until her mind breaks and she gets the first orgasm of her life from having her tail nuzzled.
>>15189222
If you go through a lilim, yes
>>15189222
lilims and rituals, along with the other conditional corruptions
apparently kitsune tsuki have a random rare chance of turning into inaris/youko depending on the fox they got the fire from
>>15189222
>Not corrupting Paladin Nee-san into a Dragon species
Come on Anon, get on the right level!
>>15189231
That sounds dangerous, though. Won't the Lilim just rape me? I want to give my purity to the fluffadin.
>>15189238
I think a lilim would be happy to help unify you and your soon to be fluffadin in the name of monster love
>>15189238
She would be fine, at worse you owe her a favour
And seeing as your already planning to go steve, it should'nt be a problem.
>>15189237
>Paladin onee-san defeats a Dragon
>Just takes the hoard for herself
>>15189257
what if she became the dragon?
>>15189238
>not giving your purity to the Paladin as a human
Disgusting. If anything, you should get yourself corrupted without sex so you can corrupt her with your love!
here's a little thing you can do
Make a plot of a MG story with a sharmalan twist at the end
>>15189262
What if she kept her stick-up-the-ass personality and interests and actually spent the hoard?
>kingdom gets a new cathedral with every relic on the market
>public waterworks in every city
>new road construction all over the place
They'd probably make her a saint.
>>15189238
Find a married one and offer to babysit her kid while she and her husband spend a night in pocket dimension #17.
>>15189280
>and get raped by the lolililim
No thank you.
>>15189284
>Implying that her kid doesn't already have a childhood friend she's planning on giving her first time to
>>15189270
>Guy's village gets invaded by monstergirls
>He throws himself at them hoping to hit the jackpot with Commander Thick Dragon or Lieutenant Jinko Fluffencuddle
>They capture him and all seems to go according to planUntil the girls tell him that a man too stupid to run or hide but also too cowardly to fight doesn't have much value.
But that's okay, the brothels will take a slave like him.
They like nice and docile men; men like that are easy to control.
>>15189287
>Implying she's not going to use him in a twisted NTR plot to get her dense childhood friend to "rescue" her
>>15189287
Where would she get a childhood friend? All lilims live in demon realms where all guys are married incubi
>>15189292
NTR is shit, and you're shit by proxy for suggesting that.
>>15189308
He lives on the outskirts.
She probably sneaks out to go visit him.
>>15189292
>rescuing used good
So he is not only dense but also a cuck? That's sad
Thread's kinda slow right now so here's a little thing.
What music would play when you sacrifice yourself to save your adventuring party and your waifu?
https://youtu.be/o6mRkDA13us
>>15189323
>Not rescuing your beloved childhood friend from a depraved Paladin-lover
I bet he's going to burst in on him making signs of the cross over and over again across her wholesomely dressed body.The Loli-Lilim is somehow extremely cute in the shin-length dress, dress shirt and waistcoat combo that pervert has dressed her in, and he gets a funny feeling in his stomach and dick looking at her.
>>15189270
>Woman knight with her father's necklace is chased down repeatedly by a dragon.
>having enough of running, she confronts the dragon with a male friend of hers
>When they get to the cave, after a brutal fight that has the dragon winning its revealed that the dragon is actually her mother, and that she is a dragon herself the necklace is actually a binder, that the dragon destroys.
>With the reveal, the new dragon knows exactly who to share her new heritage with.
>>15189348
That's some Stephanie Meyer shit.
How do you feel about monster girls being able to birth human sons? I'm not just talking MGE but all monster girls
If your monster girl waifu gave birth to your son, would you be happy?
>>15189291
A fitting punishment.
what they need is a man who earns there respect, and later their love.
>>15189355
>Stephanie Meyer
who?
>>15189291
How's that a twist? Top girls search for worthy powerful husband, not surrenderfags
>>15189356
Why on god's green earth would you ask that ancient bit of idiocy? It's on par with the guy going "Gee guys, what do ya think of monsterboys?" a couple days ago.
>>15189291
Wow, they're rude
I'm leaving.
>>15189369
It's a twist for a thread greentext. When's the last time you saw a girl actually reject anyone in a story?
>>15189363
You gon' learn today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFLrRlPBg0A
>>15189372
There's been stories posted here with human sons without any autism.
>>15189356
Not the point of the thread, it's a monster girl thread and not a human boy thread.
>>15189383
Yeah, adopted ones.
>>15189383
Doesn't stop it being a stupid and unpopular idea. In fact the last story I can recall that even used it was published like two years ago. Seafoam is the only popular writer that had it slide. And it's not even a regular human in his story as he wrote it more like nacent incubus stage than a bone stock homo sapian.
>>15189355
hey, he said leave a twist, he didnt say It had to be good
>>15189391
>"Chubby Big Sister's Masochistic Blood-Related Orgasm Denial Creampie"
>>15189394
Sibling incest stories don't count.
>>15189355
how is it like her?
>>15189397
But that's the whole point of human sons
>>15189399
Not him but it's a perfect formulaic teen girl "You were really special Princess/Queen/Vampire/Half-Demon Werewolf" story. Only thing missing is more guys fighting over her and her waffling like a japanese harem protagonist.
>>15189397
You're not making any sense, anon. That's insane. It's a human son with a monster daughter. How doesn't it count?
>>15189404
>needing human sons for half-siblings or pre/post corruption parents
>>15189413
>half-siblings
BOO
>>15189405
huh, didnt think it was that common a thing
>クロスは力を溜めている……
It's happening!
>>15189416
It's the most popular teen girl novel genre.
>>15189413
>pre/post corruption parents
Then you'd only have monster imoutos, anon. That's okay too, but blood-related onee-sans need love, too.
>>15189425
>implying onee-sans can't be corrupted too
>>15189416
Look at any modern urban fantasy novel written by a female author with a female main character. Anita Blake has her harem of shape-shifting bisexual lycanthropes and a couple of vampire nobles or whatever that want to fuck her and make her theirs, there's that weather-witch series, there's that one werewolf series, etc.
It's not really much/any different from the way a lot of male authors write their characters. The Wheel of Time had a harem, femdom, and an order of repressed female magic users who'd bed each other during their novitiate as well.
>>15189428
>newly corrupted onee-san can't deal with the lewd desires swirling around in her head and assaults her innocent little brother
Very good, but still not the same as having a born monster onee-san.
>>15189430
then how to we make this story better?
>>15189433
Question for you anon. Are you the echidna fag? Because if so, just lay off already man. You already know what everyone thinks about all this stuff. Why keep bringing it up?
>>15189433
>your gentle, loving big sister has turned into an Ushi
How fucked is your pelvis?
>>15189430
>order of repressed female magic users who'd bed each other during their novitiate
Most of them are actual dykes though, rather than homo fan service
>>15189441
Obliterated.
>>15189440
>the echidna fag
Nope.
>>15189440
I agree with him entirely, though I just leave that stuff out and let the readers come up with the details on their own. You're getting replies from multiple anons.
>>15189450
You realize that chain is more than one person right?
>>15189422
new gril?
>>15189435
Honestly, I think the dragon story idea is fine, and the Anon who compared it to Stephanie Myer is being over-sensitive. What made Twilight suck was Myer's shitty writing of her characters and plot, not the basic premise. It'd be hot if the Dragon-Mom guided her daughter through her first time as a dragon and wound up having a threesome with her love interest, but that's just my fetish for mother/daughter threesomes rearing its head. Don't worry about it, write what you want.
>>15189422
>Finished exams
>Returned home
>Turned in a final paper due at 11:59 PM at 11:58
>AND KC's making a new girl today
Oh yes.
>>15189451
That's what I just said.
>>15189445
>She starts off gentle, controlling herself to softly insert you with her pedipalps
>As it starts feeling better and better she gets faster and rougher
>She makes herself cum and turns back to kiss you
>You're crying
>A wave of guilt and self-loathing suddenly runs through her spine
>She starts crying too
>She storms off, wailing, into the night
Would you run after her?
>>15189453
Yeah, seems he's on a 2 week schedule now. It's been that way for the last few.
>>15189454
I think the issue is that the challenge was to make it with a twist, and instead he gave a cliche chick plot.
>>15189441
I'm sure she'll be very gentle
I want to corrupt a kind and gentle oneesan into a Ushi-Oni!
I want to corrupt a haughty and proud oneesan into a Jabberwock!
I want to corrupt a meek and timid oneesan into an Amazon!
I want to corrupt a genki tomboy oneesan who's afraid of the ocean and the dark into a Kraken!
I want to corrupt a neat freak oneesan intoa Komodo Dragon!
Human Girl Oneesans were made to be corrupted!
>>15189463
I might be bruised, I might be confused, I might even feel betrayed, but she's still my Onee-san.
So yeah, I would.
>>15189443
I'm not so sure about that. A lot of that had to do with the fucked up way men and women related to each other in that series. Some of the most typically anti-man members of that order turned out to be thirsty for romance and the D after theytried to pull some janky shit with the Black Tower
>>15189467
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>15189454
Well I dint really have a heat for writing it, its just I like working out how to improve ideas I have. If I could I would work on it I would, but it has better hope at someone else's hands at thit point
>>15189470
What?
>>15189469
Women are destined to lose to dicks, Anon. That's the ultimate message of Wheel of Time.
>>15189475
These are all great ideas and I want to hear more.
>>15189463
Of course. We just have to explain to her about crymaxing.
>>15189477
Sounds like some Fatalpulse shit.
>>15189422
Place your bets people!
I'm hopin' for a new Harpy.
Though I'd adore an Egyptian, or a Dragon or lizard of some sort, I've got a feelin' about a harpy...
>>15189465
Even then, it's not fatally flawed. The scene where she loses her binding necklace could be some full-on boner-inducing corruption as the instincts of a freshly unsealed, sexually ripe dragon overwhelms her sense of reason and she willingly throws her humanity away in order to breed. The mother could intervene in order to keep her from accidentally mind-breaking her comrade-turned-lover while teaching her the "ins and outs" of being a monster.
>>15189482
No, that's Sword of Truth.
>>15189467
I want to turn a cute and bookish onee-san who worked as a librarian into a Cheshire.
>>15189486
I'm betting it'll be one of the ones from the list of shit we want. Phoenix, Fenrir, Leviathan, etc.
>>15189467
What would you corrupt a slutty gyaru oneesan into?
>>15189486
Something non-powerful, probably bestial.
>>15189467
I want to give a cursed sword a farm girl that life's shit on.
I want to corrupt a girl with a infirmity complex into a dragon
I want to corrupt a lawyer woman into a demon
I want to corrupt a woman that doesn't know fun into a wurm
>>15189503
A lawyer-demon would be pretty terrifying desu, especially if she specialized in contract law before her change.
Dullahans are very versatile waifus
>>15189497
A Unicorn, Anon. Beneath her slutty exterior beats the secret heart of a maiden who's all but given up on real love, but still yearns for it.
Ah...
I want to fuck a doll.
>>15189492
Does she actively have to fight herself to keep from causing mischief?
Who fuck Spring here?
>>15189494
Oh my, I would just adore a Phoenix.
I find sometimes you can extrapolate KC's next girl, since he keeps a kind of vague pattern. I was able to guess the last couple times he put out an undead. Or maybe I've just got an intuition for undead.
But anyway, we got a cloth ghost, preceded by a demonic sword, preceded by haunted armor, preceded by a lamia-type, preceded by tutor-cow, preceded by kelp, preceded by goat. Those're the girls he's put out since the Cheshire Doujin.
So he's gotten a couple beast-types, a couple spirit-types, and a plant-type in lately. Basilisk probably counts towards reptiles, so yeah. I'd say we're overdue for a harpy to round things out.
I want to fuck my loli childhood friend Dullahan's neck stump and develop a twisted sexuality where I'm more interested in her neck than her vagina even when we grow up!
>>15189518
That's a moon princess anon.
>>15189518
>Takane as a monster girl
This is a nice thought. Hibiki as a Kobold would be good too.
>>15189551
I'm fine with ayy lmaos, too, as long as they're cute.
>>15189556
I want Makoto as something. An Anubis? Or maybe a Lizardman or Salamander.
>>15189558
>Implying that doesn't just make me harder
I'm going to put my dick way up inside her no matter what horrors lie there.
>>15189526
I recognize the Ushi-Oni, Matango, Alraune. Soldier Beetle, Ant Arachne, Honeybee, and Mandragora.
Who's the girl behind the Alraune?
>>15189566
Makoto would work as a tomboy Anubis who wants to be cute and girly or maybe even a Nightmare where she has an incredibly feminine form in dreams.
>>15189543
You like throat muscles, don't you anon?
>>15189588
I want to fuck the Cloaca Idol Iori (Dragon)'s rectum!
>>15189593
Y-yes...
>>15189570
Her?
She's affectionately dubbedAlaraune 2.
It's Summer.jpg WHEN
>>15189588
>tomboy Anubis
Those are so very played out. I want to see a feminine, himedere Anubis for once.Not related to slutmaster
>>15189635
Would Paladin Lawyer jump to the legal rescue of Pally Patrol?
I mean clearly it's the Yeti's fault for getting them both locked up what with MGC's serial hugging problem and their usage ofracial profiling.
>>15189670
>slutmaster
Butthurt honocuck detected.
>>15189670
>himedere
She better have a good "ohoho."
>>15189715
Did your boner suck up all the blood from your brain, anon?
I done goofed the grammar.
>>15189490
Dammit, now I really want this story!
Will you take the Red Wock, or the Blue Wock?
>>15189742
What about the green wock?
So what's up with .less and this bird with the crown?
Its on his stream earlier and he seems to draw it alot.
>>15189749
Fursona.
>>15189749
It's his little mascot/self insert, it's a step up from the monster boy that's for sure.
>>15189758
But it's a bird. That's more like a birdsona.Shut up, I know I'm not funny.
>>15189742
I'll take the green and purple wock!
>>15189761
Well, that's probably because we forced him to alp that monster boy. Can't alp a bird.She is better this way.
>>15189706
What kind of half-assed Himedere doesn't have an "Oh ho ho" laugh?
>>15189749
I prefer the alp.
Guys, I want tomake a 2D human girl happy, what's happening to me?
>>15189776
The cutest.
>>15189789
Sure is.
>>15189776
>>15189789
>>15189795
I cast Dick on the Alp
"Ara Ara~! You shouldn't say things like that to an 'old tiger' such as myself!"
>>15189795
>That tail wiggle
Oh, she’s enjoying it. Keep petting her!
How much have you contributed to this place, Anon? Do you still think this place is worth contributing to?
>>15189825
>How much have you contributed to this place
Some.
>Do you still think this place is worth contributing to?
I guess so.
>>15189825
I have started more memes than you can count on one hand.
Here is a good example.
>>15189825
A fair bit, and the second is kind of irrelevant. There's at least a few cool guys who contribute here. If they're going to give us neat things I feel like I should return the favor.
>>15189825
Not a whole lot to this place specifically but quite a bit to the community as a whole.
There's still a good amount of life in these threads so it's certainly worth participating in.
>>15189809
>naked apron with a heart on it
She's asking for it.
>>15189825
A few in thread greentexts that got capped, a bunch of commissions and accidentally inspired a good amount of images by latenight to the point I think that baiting him is a superpower of mine.
>Do you still think this place is worth contributing to?
If I didn't I wouldn't be posting here, people can be silly at times but this place is still home.
>>15189840
ive only got one, but nobody knows it was me and that's how it will stay.
>>15189849
Say what the meme is, we won't know who you are.
>>15189854
Traitor steve
Bunyip.
Is it finally time to get another mist continent girl? It's probably the most consistent region in terms of likeable girls.
Yup, it's the Bunyip
>>15189825
A few greentexts.One mediocre prose story.
Shrimp Knight.
>>15189877
Liar it's the fox variant of Cu-Sith.
>>15189877
Nobody outside of upsidedownland even knows what a bunyip is.
>>15189887
Bunyip is actually a Monster Girl KC confirmed he was doing. I believe he said it'd be a Dragon/Insect hybrid.
>>15189825
A few mediocre greentexts, (I did the hellhound and alp in hot dog costumes greentext), some stories (that I desperately need to finish but if I want to finish the story I'm currently on I have to redo the entire thing).
>>15189825
A 90k words long prose story, multiple greentexts,two things that lit the thread on fire, some unfinished prose stories, a weird one shot, and a lot of broken promises.
And yes, it is, but I don't have the drive to do it anymore.
>>15189898
>Mixing dragon with insect
The absolute madman.
>See (1) on KC's twitter
>Oh shit it's finally here
>It's just him retweeting a story
Why
>>15189918
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>15189918
He does that every time there's new girl.
>Says he's gathering power
>Goes silent for an hour or two
>Retweets a bunch of images/stories
>Finally new girl
Also quite often the new girl will appear on his twitter as a sticky without alerting you with a (1).
Do you guys prefer stories greentext-style or full prose?
Monster GirlPubes
>>15189931
Depends on the story, some things don't need full blown prose to be entertaining or arousing but others really benefit from it.
>>15189825
I contribute with my natural charisma.I also made those templates so people can post their favorite girls. Also make from time to time some games about picking this ot that girl so people get entertained.
But yeah compared to a good story or a drawing I don't really contribute with anything.
Man sometimes I wish I was faceless so I wouldn't be so self conscious of my ugliness around monstergirls.
What exactly do monstergirls fibd attractive in men, even the ugly ones?
>>15189964
Sperm, duh
>>15189931
They're both good for different reasons but I'm more likely to read a greentext.
>>15188367
You managed to make reverse ntr feel like ntr.
Monster girl incest.
Yes or no?
>>15190015
Of course, don't be silly.
>>15190017
Sisters or Mothers?
>>15190015
Depends.
Older Sister and Younger Brother incest is not just great, it's perfection. True love.
>>15190015
Yes, any kind of monster girl incest is good.
>>15190015
What type of incest.
>>15190033
Nee-sans and aunts.
>>15190015
Yes as long as there's not too much of a power imbalance involved.
>>15190033
Daughters
>>15188367
>Female NTRYes
>>15190015
Mother-Son if there's a father is a no.
Father-Daughter if there's a mother is a no.
The rest is fair deal.
>>15190033
Yes. And aunties.
>>15190041
>Not wanting a super tough and powerful Onee-san love her weak and frail otouto
>>15190045
>Father-Daughter if there's a mother is a no.
Depends on the set up. Say you have a willing harem like a group of Goblins or Khepri, there would be nothing unusual about it in that case.
In a traditional relationship though there's problems.
>>15189207
>my waifu singing
Oh god not again. I still have nightmares.
>>15190057
Well with monstergirls given to incest there's an exception obviously, I'm talking in general.
>>15190056
>Frail human boy
>Powerful and loving dragon older sister
It feels like there was a story along these lines but I can't remember who wrote it.
>>15190015
Only with onee-sans.
Monster girl sisters were made to be impregnated by their human brothers!
>>15190040
>>15190046
Silly Anons, it's not incest if it's with your aunt!At least that's what my aunt told me...
>>15190078
Monstergirl sisters are for looking after and protecting until they find the men of their lives.
>>15190090
>until they find the men of their lives
Which is their older/younger brother
>>15190082
I hope there's a story here, anon.
>>15190099
Not bad.
>>15190099
WE (F)EELS NOW
>>15190099
>Just had Eel hotpot for dinner
Now I'm hungry.
>>15190099
Nasty
>>15190099
Ewww
>>15190099
eh, alright I guess. I'll wait for the translation.
>>15190099
>That hair
>That mole
>That smile
Ara ara as fuck
>>15190099
This monster girl is a Zipanguese mermaid with a slimy body, the "Unagi joro".
Her slippery body and mind are difficult to grasp, and no matter where you try to touch her body, except for one place (guess which one), you'll slip off.
On the other hand, once she's wrapped around your body, it's very difficult to get her off of you, and you'll become practically stuck to her...
>>15190043
I'm not entirely against it.
But something about the way Klauss wrote it means that I'll skim his work in the future before actually reading it.
>>15190099
Ooh, nice. Can't wait to read what she's about.
>>15190095
Do not sexualize the older brother. Brothers are off limits.
>>15190099
>>15190121
SADLY SHE IS ONLY AN EEL
>>15190099
>non human skin going up to her torso rather than just ending at her waist
I like it.
>>15190121
>go to swim
>an eel and a kelp latch on to you
>>15190127
>Do not sexualize the older brother
You're now the enemy of the Sabbath and every loli monstergirl out there.
>>15190099
Yes! Slippery Eel mermaid is one of thing girls I've wanted most.
>>15190099
Can't say I'm a fan of the ears. But the rest of her is nice.
>>15190099
>>15190121
Could be worse, I guess.Do more dragons, Krusty Crab.
Unagi joro
Mermaid family - Mermaid type
Habitat: Zipangu (large ponds, swamps, rivers)
Disposition: Gentle, devoted, lustful
Diet: Meat, fish, shellfish
By the way, her name literally just means "eel whore".
(cont)
>>15190121
Nice. Like the seaweed-esque trim on her clothes and tail. Don't like her ears all that much, though. Dumb design choice there.
>>15190100
No story here anon, sorry bro.At least one I can put here without it being blogshit
>>15190145
>Eel whore
Because fuck subtlety.
>>15190145
>By the way, her name literally just means "eel whore".
The bully potential.
>>15190143
If he had done an insect dragon I would be the most confused man in the world
>hates all kinds of insects
>loves all kinds of dragons
>>15190145
>By the way, her name literally just means "eel whore".
>her name literally just means "eel whore"
>"Eel Whore"
would waifu/10
>>15190099
The midriff is the only real saving grace here for me, I don't hate it but there's nothing there that excites me either.
>>15190155
Please not already, can you fags wait a little until your memes turn her into shit?
>>15190148
Pun Pun is that you?Yeah I know they are not blood related, she is still his aunt though.
>>15190145
>By the way, her name literally just means "eel whore".
I notice KC uses words like "whore" and "slutty" in his translations, do they have different connotations in Japan? The girls personalities seem far from these.
>>15190145
>>15190155
More like "eww whore" right guys?
>>15190157
How do you feel about more literal dragonflies?
>>15190099
Prime bullying material
>>15190139
This is merely a passing confused sibling love. They'll eventually get over it and go find a man of their own.
Vagging the brother is verboten.
>>15190157
>insect dragon
I am also not sure how I feel about this.
>>15190145
>By the way, her name literally just means "eel whore".
SLUUUUUT.
>>15190166
Most the time he just means the man's personal slut. It's a common thing even in lovey dovey vanilla doujins.
>>15190099
I really want to bite her
>>15190145
A kind of mermaid native to Zipangu, with an elongated fish body covered in a mucous membrane. The slimy mucus secreted from her body contains chemicals that recover one's strength and energy, and as she's constantly covered in it, their bodies are bursting with energy and lust.
Usually, their obscene nature is hidden beneath a soft and devoted demeanor, but the ways their bodies loosely sway and undulate, and the sultry, "slippery" way they speak betray their true nature.
While they do not directly tempt men, their alluring appearance alone is tempting enough for men to desire to grasp their hearts.
(cont)
>>15190168
I like them, but they better not get near me.
>>15190167
I'll hit you, don't bully!
>>15190166
Nothing wrong with classy whores. Look at jorogumo
>>15190184
Fun fact, dragon flies only bite if you spook them by grabbing them in your hands and even then their bite is so weak that it can't break the skin.
Dragon fly girls would be really gentle.
>>15190189
>Dragon fly girls would be really bullyable
I want to bully a cute one with my dick until she gets mad and starts ineffectually hitting me with her balled-up fists. Then I would bully her even more.
>>15190181
Here, let me condense it into something that isn't just KC's usual repetitive bullshit:
They're eels. They're slippery. They secrete a mucous with invigorating effects.
They seem nice, but they're cunning and seductive.
Much easier to read, and much more consise.
>>15190163
No, I don't know who you're talking about.Fuck, I'm now realizing I DID commit incest with my blood-related aunt.And now I want to call her because I haven't seen her in a while.
I may or may not be in love with my aunt. Fuck my life.
>>15190191
Kill yourself
>>15190157
>>15190173
Insect/Dragon hybrids are fairly common in Japan for some reason. Can't wait to see KC try it.
>>15190191
>Puffed up cheeks and hopelessly hammering on your chest with the strength of a kitten
>You just headpat her and send her into pout overdrive
KC please, I need dragonfly girls.
>>15190189
I don't know. I don't trust insects, but if she is all nice and shy them maybe I can give dragonflies a chance.
>>15190202
>You just headpat her and send her into pout overdrive
I'd position my throbbing erection between us so that her feeble strikes hit me on the dick and hopefully made me cum all over her fists.
>>15190198
Ahaha, holy shit. Well, now you HAVE to talk about this. Fuck the "Reee blogshit" thing. When a story is this entertaining, you have to share it.
>>15190201
Never mind. Insect dragons are fucking nasty.
>>15190210
You're fucking nasty
>>15190198Goodnight Pun Pun. It's a good read, but might make you slightly depressed.
>>15190201
i'd fuck that nasty
>>15190157
>hates all kinds of insects
Even manti?
I thought everybody liked manti.
>>15190204
Does this girl look untrustworthy to you anon?
>>15190217
I strangely don't dislike predatory insects. It's the herbivore that freaks me out, don't know why.
>>15190207
Does this even count as ballpunching?
>>15190198
Anon, when it comes to incest, blogging is acceptable.
>>15190221
I have an extreme hatred of millipedes yet a great love of centipedes.
>>15190217
They are in the same level as the dragonfly. Cute, but I would keep my eye on them.
>>15190219
Stop, you are making me confused.
>>15190230
>Centipedes
Those fuckers eats mice for breakfast by furrowing through their stomach while they are struggling for their lives and can take a beating like Rocky Balboa. Fuck them.
>>15190209
It's not entertaining at all.Long story short; my aunt got divorced when I was fourteen. I told her that I would be her boyfriend until she found someone else. We went on a few dates (mostly going to movies or to the park, really platonic stuff). This happened until I just turned seventeen two years ago and graduated high school, my aunt made me a candlelit dinner and gave me wine (the first time I had any wine too) and the next morning I woke up with a terrible headache and my aunt snuggling next to me. When I asked her about it later and the implications she told me "cuddling with my boyfriend isn't incest." We still went on "dates" with her being real close to me, but that changed when I moved about ten hours away to go to college.Fuck you guys, I'm really calling her now to see if she wants to visit soon.
>>15190236
>Fuck them
I wish I could.
>>15190242I narrowly avoided being forced into the shower with my big sister.
>>15190181
Their bodies are covered in a layer of mucus that protects them from drying out, and if her slippery body winds around you, no matter where you try to grab on, you will not be able to get a solid grip.
They can change the sliminess of their body to some extent. They can remove most of it in certain spots to let a person grab on more easily, or make it extra slippery.
A man that would grab on to try and free himself from her grasp would slip, and his hands would land on her breasts and lower abdomen, or make him slip if he twists his body to try and escape, making them press into her soft body that's leaning against them even more.
They will not only wrap their bodies around a man, but their limbs will entangle, and their touch all over as your bodies intertwine will make you go slack.
In this manner, they will even coil around the heart of a man, and rather than going directly after the man, they will set things up so that he will aggressively desire them.
Even if a man is resistant at first, the way they almost imperceptibly coil around your body and mind both, and attempt to entangle them, their influence will chip away at him.
Their bodies are soft, and the way you almost sink into them is extremely pleasant, and as they are wound around a man in intimate intercourse, his penis will feel like it's melting into them. During intercourse, they will make the man drink their mucus as they kiss him, and even the mucus wrapped around their penis, while producing sticky, squishing, squelching sounds, will keep up the man's vitality.
Even during long intercourse, the man's energy will not be exhausted, and in fact it will even keep increasing no matter how many times they have sex, and men will seek to have intercourse for longer and longer.
(cont)
>>15190246
On one hand, I'm disgusted by centipedes, on the other, if they aren't trying to furrow throw my bowel, it might be interesting to be coiled by those legs.
>>15190242
Fugg the aunt, do it yesterday!
>>15190194
He needs to fill all dat space with something.
>>15190182
Uuuunf, bridal gauntlets are fucking top-tier.
>>15190242
Do it. Call her, and post the results. We'll give you advice.
>>15190254
Shortened version:
Dey got mucus.
Mucus taste good, good for dick.
They're slippery, except when they're not.
>>15190254
When they obtain their husband, their obscene nature will make them want to serve his needs with their own body.
They will become something close to an ideal wife, waiting on their husbands hand and foot, but when they cook for their husbands, without exception they will always mix their own mucus into the cooking.
Their mucus has a rich taste and high nutritional value, and as the husband continues to eat these meals daily, his strength and energy will overflow and become difficult for him to deal with, and he will inevitably seek release with his wife.
When living with them, to obtain this vitality from intercourse, even when heading into work, after eating breakfast, going at it with them until they're covered in your semen will become a habit.
And that's all on her. As always, I'll excuse myself for any mistakes I may have made, but this seems reasonably accurate.
>>15190254
>>15190277
>use mucus to cook
Oh holy shit.
Fucking eww whore I tell you.
>>15190242
Why the fuck did you offer to be her boyfriend? I'd get it if you were 5 or something, but 14 is old enough to be weird.
All the talk of mucus makes me think of hagfish more than eel.
>>15190287
>Not taking responsibility for your auntie
>>15190277
I think she might be the girl I've been waiting for. A mermaid that can coil around me and hug me tight is all I ever wanted.She won't get any love or art, will she?
>>15190285
>not liking the taste of your wife's body
Anon...
>>15190263
Just got off the phone with my Aunt, she's on her way down to see me now. I just need to clean up my place, make dinner, and shave.
>>15190287
I said it more as a joke but she took it and ran with it. She also liked to embarrass me a lot by telling random people that I was her boyfriend. (I think part of her was still upset about the divorce so I just let her have her fun, she doesn't do it that often anymore).
>>15190249
What are you, gay?Also so I don't get banned here's what MG I think my aunt would be.
>>15190305
>Just got off the phone with my Aunt, she's on her way down to see me now
You should run to the store and get some condoms real fast.
>>15190305
Good luck Anon, and remember love has no boundaries!
>>15190309
>condoms
>not creampieing a blood relative
Anon...
>>15190309
>get some condomsI can't wear them, I'm allergic to latex.Which sucks for me because latex catsuits are totally one of my 89 fetishes.
>>15190334
>allergic to latexGood luck with them child support
>>15190334
>>15190339
You guys know there are non-latex condoms, right?
>>15190305
I don't believe you.
>>15190339
He doesn't need to pay child support if he just marries his auntie!
>>15190300
If you put it that way...
For some reason I imagined it being sold at store like normal cooking oil.
>>15190254
>>15190277
I quite like the sound of her. Must be the combination of her ara ara look, her touchy-feeliness, and everything else about her, really.
>>15190330
Dude, she either roofied her 17 year old nephew or got him blackout drunk and then did shit with him and pretended it was just cuddling the next morning. She's obviously a little crazy.
I love crazy, I absolutely love it. Every man should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life, and if possible he should marry the right flavor of crazy. But this bitch is crazy, and I'm not sure I'd believe her if she said she was on the pill.
I wonder how many MG profiles we'll have when KC decides to call it good and not make any more.
>>15190370
KC said he wants to make about 5 volumes (500 girls)
But I mean with Monster Girls it's not like you can run out of ideas
>/mgt/ suddenly likes "3dpd"
Guess memes aren't as powerful as we thought.
>>15190305
http://exhentai.org/g/542951/ba0b9f1905/
Is your aunt kinda frumpy-cute?
>>15190376
>suddenly
>>15190344
I never liked the feel of them, plus I aint got no STDs.
>>15190354
Why don't you believe me anon?Fuck if I care I'm just trying to kill some time before I gotta do shit.
>>15190339
>>15190356
>>15190369Thanks fuckers, I just thought about impregnating my aunt and now I kind of want to...
God I'm so fucked up.
>>15190376
We have normalfags between us, that's nothing new.
>>15190376
We have our own memes.
>the difference is that they're a monster on the outside
That said, I would totally go for a 3D monstergirl, even if her personality was far from KC's.But my fetish is living in a "mother knows best" matriarchy and being a househusband for a doting MG, so that precludes having a 3DPD personality really
>>15190376
Just more proofs that onee/mommy faggots are the real cancer
>>15190399
No anon, you are the cancers.
>>15190399
Show me on the doll where the CC touched you anon.
>>15190399
To be honest, I've fantasized about jizzing in a medical syringe and shooting it up my younger cousin while she sleeps, so it's not just that side.
>>15190422
Wtf anon. I'm pretty fucked up when I was young but that was only BDSM tendency, not whatever this it.
>>15190305
I want to impregnate that fox. I'm gonna pump that womb full of babies.
He writefags
have you ever thought of getting art for your own writing, or is it a little cringy?
On a semi-unrelated note what's the nicest slime story this you've got?
Calling it now, Anubis Massage gets 1st place. Thanks for voting anon!
http://i.imgur.com/noNiX1S.png
>>15190393
>ara ara eel
hot dayum
>>15190439
I want to cum in her butt!
>>15190474
>have you ever thought of getting art for your own writing, or is it a little cringy?
Thought about it for a few seconds; instantly settled on "it would be too selfish and masturbatory."
Slime story: http://pastebin.com/Gq4tdjZw
>>15190474
Not me
I'm just content to write crap and then get chosen by one of the dudes here decide to draw something I brought up.
As for slime stories, all the ones I know are downers.
>>15190474
I've thought about it, just haven't done it. I don't think it's cringy.
>>15190474
Not really. Don't know any.
>>15190480
>It's finally happening
About time.
>>15190474
>is it a little cringy
More than that, I really don't want to expose my real identity to some fucking weirdo like the artists around here.I might draw some myself one day, though.
>>15190520
>More than that, I really don't want to expose my real identity to some fucking weirdo like the artists around here.
What do you mean?
>>15189825
>How much have you contributed to this place, Anon?
I've written one prose story, but the rest I've contributed are fetishy greentexts.
>>15190492
There was one back on MGU where a dude ends up with his slime step sister. that was nice.
Or the soup kitchen mentioned in >>15190488 even if its more of a silver lining thing.
Or there's the slime entry done by Beast for his thing, that was a little funny if you can stomach the odd grammar fuck up.
There's a bunch of positive slime stories, you just have to look a little harder.
>>15190527
It's pretty hard to pay for commission anonymously.
>>15190533
Anon I can guarantee you the artist could care less about what your name was, as long as they got your payment. Even if they did, if they ever shared your information it would be career suicide.
If it makes you feel better, you see their name too.
>>15190533
Oh no. Someone has your first and last name. Unless your name is Dongus D. Heghog, a first and last name doesn't mean shit. I'd even share mine to make a point but there are people on here who ACTUALLY know me so I'd rather not.
>>15189915
Oh look, it's everyone that I've ever liked then disappeared. That 90k story is unfinished too, right?
>>15189490
>The scene where she loses her binding necklace could be some full-on boner-inducing corruption
That scene would be the make break for me
this has all the makings of a wonderful corruption story, my skills cant do it justice
>>15190480
Excellent
Don't know if the thread saw this, but Mono got one of those "ask me a question" things. http://sayat.me/monorusAsk him for more Abigail, we need more big fat wight thighs.
>>15190422
That's erotic.
>>15190480
Aww man. Ittan-Momen fell to last.
Oh well, better luck next time.
>>15190565
Its like I said last thread
There are no writefags that care about corruption enough to work on such a story
Dont be so down on yourself anon, write the story and post it anonymously and then if its bad you can let it burn and if its good you can pull a "IT WAS ME AUSTIN!"
>>15190533
You think artists care what your name is? Most artists that take commissions have seen countless names and addresses, they wouldn't fuck over a source of income.
>>15189825
A few green texts and prose stories, I've gotten several commissions and plan to get more in the future. One day I'll start drawing my own pictures too
Yes
>>15190474
I'm queued up for a commission relating to a story I haven't even finished writing yet.
Otherwise, I have no immediate plans or wishes on doing it. I think the idea of illustrating your story with the occasional image can be nice, but I'd like it if it was more than just "look at how sexy my character is". It's good when it depicts a scene or environment too.
>>15190575
>I'll have more Abigail for you soon™.
How soon is soon? I need more fat Wight thighs in my life.
>>15190585
>There are no writefags that care about corruption enough to work on such a story
I'm working on one, but the amount of crap I want to do with it and constant rewriting has put it in a stalemate.
>>15189825
>[what] have you contributed to this place, Anon?
A few RAD AS FUCK maymay picture edits.
>Do you still think this place is worth contributing to?
Probably no, not right now. The time might tell for sure.
>>15190010
>>15190122
Yes, I'm glad that it worked. Don't worry, that was a one time thing. I'm not into that. I just thought it would be fun to rewrite that Walking Dead scene.I also just wanted to do something involving the thread.
>>15190575
When he drew something on /v/ the other day, I happened to ask him whether or not we'll get more Abigail.
He said soon(tm)
>>15189825
If getting art of my waifu because I love her is 'contributing here' then I've done a decent job.
>>15190575
>already checked the eel girl
>there is a possibility Mono is HERE RIGHT NOW
Spoopy
>>15190575
Living armor is a missed opportunity for a sexy full plate armor suit, rather than some impractical
He probably isn't aware of the fact that Living Armors can alter their proportions at will.
>>15190635
>>there is a possibility Mono is HERE RIGHT NOW
>Cursed sword could have been a lot more interesting if the corruption stuff fused more with her skin
Mono draw the rusty MILF Cursed Sword
>>15190654
And I forgot to quote him properly, oh well.
>>15190657
Pic?
>>15190675
There aren't any, that's exactly why.
Mono when are you taking commissions?
Please take more commissions. Please let me force my money into your wallet.
>>15190654
Also, just making them some generic boobplate would have been pretty boring.
>>15190723
They can form boob plates at will, but KC just wanted to give the plate a unisex look.
>>15190474
Already tried to get art for my story. Wasn't too good
>>15190734
Even then their autonomous form is pretty different from the generic "sexy" armor that Monorus probably wants.
>>15190747
Luckily Living Armors come in many shapes, motifs, and sizes. So curvy Armors with massive T&A are bound to exist.
>>15190734
Is it just me or are her hands way smaller on the left? That's another positive.
I do wish that we had gotten that instead for her design, and just made her a sexy girl in armor instead of the weird pseudo posession thing with you wearing her.
>>15190783
She can alter her shape, which means I don't have any issue with her base design.
>>15190760
>GMILF Living Armor
>chainmail and nose helm
I want to eat food cocked by a Dragon's fire!
>>15190805
I want to take a bath in water heated by a Dragon's fire!
>>15190805
Anon...
>>15190805
Hey Alp
>>15190788
As long as she's in a typical "sexy armored girl" look as much as possible, I hope?
At least I hope nobody would want to fuck her in her "base" look
>>15190805
Oooh myy.
>>15190805
Doughnut starts with C.
>>15190820
Her base mode exists solely for whenever her husband wears her.
>>15190876
I want to wear my Living Armor while I sleep!
>>15190899
God damn Dorafs, why are they so fuckable and cute?Dat mom, I'd love to give her daughters.
>>15190899
>still no yandere doujins focusing on Narumeia getting vengeance on the girls that try to wrest her "otouto" away from her
Concepts: [Depraved eel] [Unagi store clerk] [Eel-themed clothing] [Wife-ish sex appeal]
Another local specialty from Zipangu, it's the eel mermaid, Unagijoro.
There exists an eel yokai in Iwate Prefecture called the "Unagiotoko" (basically just eel-man), but that's a monster that tried to rape and impregnate a human woman.
These girls really don't have much in common with that yokai though, other than them wanting to bear the child of a human male!
These girls have a slimy body, characteristic of an eel, and they are difficult to get a hold of physically or mentally, but their ambiance is more of someone who desires to entwine her body with yours, and I gave her a bright color, since apparently they're considered good luck charms, and didn't want her to feel too dark, since while she's definitely meant to look moist and damp, she also needs sex appeal, which is traditionally warm, and that's what I was going for with the design.
After settling on this perfect split in my head, her design took shape very easily.
(cont)
>>15190915
That's some grade A shortstack right there.Would happily impregnate.
What things are so lewd that even monster girls blush and have second thoughts about them?Handholding is not an option.
>>15190812
>>15190819
Oh fuck, I just realized what I typed.
This is embarrasing.
>>15190972
forehead kisses?
>>15190972
To take a page from kobold daughteru guy, dicking them enough that they have a belly and then walking them through town on a leash while wearing latex.
>>15190947
Did I miss HD?
>>15190972
Cuddleing infront of a frieplace.
>>15190947
>>15190954
>>15190959
>>15190964
While she's underwhelming, I don't really hate her either.
>>15190972
Marriage.
>>15190972Handholding while in a leg locked missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation during the honeymoon.
>>15190972
Kissing tenderly while cumming inside.
>>15190996
That's the feeling I get with her too. First the cloth girl and now this, I hope it's not a trend.
Okay guys I've got a couple hours to kill before my aunt gets here. Just finished vacuuming and got my dishwasher running now. About to go to the store and get some food for tonight. I'm thinking of doing pasta tonight (she's bringing the wine).
What do you guys think?
>>15190964
At first, I tried a blue color scheme, but I personally preferred a warm brown, and for her hair I went with something that possesses a "calm" kind of sex appeal, black hair that's tied up at the back of her head.
A defining characteristic compared to other mermaids is that rather than just the lower body, the eel part extends to their upper body as well. Their entire body is designed to resemble the back and belly of an eel. So both her human stomach, and the underside of her eel body are soft and slimy!
And her tits! They're covered in clothes similar to a film, that are deliberately designed to blend in with the pattern of her skin, making it difficult to tell whether they're clothed or naked!
For the design of her clothes, I tried to give her a "delicious" eel-styled image, so while her attire is somewhat evocative of traditional clothes of an Unagi restaurant clerk, the colors and patterns match those of her own body, and add to her overall eel theme.
In order to reinforce her slimy appearance, I made her really glisten, and made her fins slightly transparent.
By the way, about the structure of her ludicrously revealing kimono, they're not just detached sleeves on each side, rather it wraps around her back side.
Hell yeah for midriff- and chest-exposing clothes! That's it!
And that's all from Making of Unagi joro.
>>15191030
>>15191015
>>15191006
>>15190984
>>15190980
All of those would make her blush for sure, but I don't see why they would give her second thoughts.
>>15190981
Daughteru fucking is something they would certainly question, unless it's an old family tradition or normal in their MG species.
>>15191045
I think you're full of shit.
>>15191045
Post proof.
>taming a hellhound is impossible
>chain one
>keep her on of diet holst milk which makes them docile
>eat rage mushrooms before sex
>sooner or later, done
Where is my million.
>>15191082
Then she bounces back and rides you to cloud 9.
>>15191082
And when you think it's done she rapes you.
>>15191045
Pasta and wine, you italian by any chance?
>>15191093
And uses her gigantic breasts to pin you down.
>>15191082
And then you wake up
>>15191103
She'd also force her milky tits into his mouth while aggressively riding him.
>>15191045
I think you've crossed the line between story time and obvious blogging. Don't come back till you have a story of fucking your aunt.
>>15191110
Really he just made her stronger.
>>15191045
This >>15191112
Blogshit like that must go and never come back.
>>15191082
It's all about domination with you.
You don't tame the Hellhounds. It's a relationship. It's based on mutual respect. That's why you and her never had a second date.
>>15190947
>>15190954
>>15190959
>>15190964
>>15191049
As always, thanks for the translation and images.
>>15191113
On top of giving her a tits and ass upgrade.
>>15190099
>Eel Mermaid
Huuuuuh. Well. I was off with my hopes of a harpy. Though I suppose it's been a fair while since we got an Aquatic too?
She's pretty, not really my thing though.
>>15191124
>It's a relationship. It's based on mutual respect.
That's the beauty of Hellhounds.
>>15191071
Think what you want, this is America. Seventy percent of us still believe in angels.
>>15191079
Can't post proof or else I'm shitting up the thread.
>>15191100
No. I'm just broke as fuck right now.
>>15191112
If I'm lucky, I should have one tomorrow dude.
I'm going to stroke the abs of my muscled, vampire mistress and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>>15191137
He's done us all a service really.
>>15191157Nah not going to make a Jojo joke.
>>15191157
Godspeed Anon.
>>15191149
>Think what you want, this is America. Seventy percent of us still believe in angels.
>>15191157
Are you attempting to awaken her?
Does anyone else imagine Zipangu as Sengoku Japan, but with lewds rather than war? Like, the Takeda Jinko of Kai has a biannual sex-a-thon against the Uesugi Ryu of Echigo at Kawanakajima, while the Tokugawa Tanukis ally with the Oda Onis to out-lewd on the Lilim Shogunate.Shimazu/Otomo are best clans
>>15191167
I want to marry a bonnet-wearing Nice Girl!
>>15191162
Thank you anon, it's all I need.
>>15191168
No, I'm attempting to stroke her iron hard abs, along maybe getting a feel of her biceps.
>>15191159
You must have expected some cute loli but it is her, Dia!
>>15191157
>Muscle Vampire
>7ft. tall
>Only thing holding her massive breasts back is a tight beltbra
>Likes to cocoon her husband with her large wing cloak and feed from him
>Occasionally gives her husband clothed morning (or whatever constitutes as morning in an Undead Kingdom) titfucks
>When she's feeling kinky, she lets her husband cum on her abs
>>15191186
>she lets her husband cum on her abs
Jelly as fuck.
>>15191186
All MGs are better as oppai muscled onee-sans. Prove me wrong.
Pro tip:you can't
>>15191157
> muscled, vampire mistress
Weird.
Vampires are magic users. Their strength comes from their vampirism, not from their muscles.
>>15191170
Zipanguese history with a Sengoku Basara flair? I love it.
>>15191157
I'm going to grope the belly of my tubby vampire mistress and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>>15191167
>"You don't believe in us, anon"?
>"Did we do something wrong"?
>>15191195
Agreed.
>>15191186
Not to mention that she's carrying a battle axe and will invite me to watch her latest conquests, putting me FAAAAAAR away from the fight lest I get injured while she's fighting.
The first thing she does when she returns is have me wash her body clean, massage her muscles, and give her a quick snack before the formal meeting with her opponents.I'm going to secretly train myself so that i can become a fearsome warrior and fight by her side as the mysterious black night!
>>15191195
I wish there was actual art or stories of them.
>>15191186
>clothed titfucks
How do those work?
>>15191225
By way of the beltbra or something else that shows off underboob of course.
>>15191201
Blood knight, she was strong beforehand and turning just made her stronger.
Also, magic is not as honorable as glorious combat.
>>15191206
What I can do issay that it's fine, I enjoy some softness every now and then.
She better be bookish and have glasses.
>>15191228
>She better be bookish and have glasses.
She's a magic user who spent too much time in the library. If she had practiced with swords and such she'd be a tall fit vampire, but instead she lazed around all day and is chubby instead.
You can't tell her that though, she's just as proud as any other vampire. She's even perfecting her "oh ho ho" laugh.
>>15191205
I was thinking Shogun 2, but that works too. I'd also imagined that Zipangu was still feudal Japan, with multiple clans vying forlewdsupremacy, with most MGs and unaffiliated humans divided into clans and staking a claim over a fiefdom while the the Ryu shrines wield political power by the spread of religion.
There might even be foreign intervention by Dark Priests, Baphomets or Hathorite Holstaurs, introducing the game-changing tools of lewd: the Prisoner Fruit, Raging Shrooms or Holst Milk.
>>15191225
Wonderfully.
>>15191227
>>15191239
I personally prefer them through the clothes, rather than under them.
>>15191186
>>When she's feeling kinky, she lets her husband cum on her abs
What a pleb. That's what she thinks of as kinky?
I bet she doesn't even know half of the fetishes a kitten manticore knows.
You should come to a real woman and not to that overgrown leech.
>>15191234
Bottom heavy, center heavy, or top heavy?
Because I'm seeing her as a bottom heavy flatty.
>>15191225
Unbutton dress shirt at the underboob and enjoy the wet spot at her collar spread slowly after you come.
>>15191228
So what, does she spend her time brutally murdering hundreds of people each day, and sucking up the blood as it spills from their corpses?
>>15191248
>Because I'm seeing her as a bottom heavy flatty.
Best taste.
>>15191246
>Implying Manticores could give nursing handjobs as well as Vampires due to their lack of large wings for the husband to rest on
>>15191262
>Implying Manticores could give nursing handjobs as well as Vampires due to their lack of large wings for the husband to rest on
Really? The wings are the problem?
What about vampires actually having hands rather than shitty paws?
>>15191265
That too, even if pawjobs aren't impossible.
>>15191269
Human parts always beat monster parts for sex. No exceptions.
>>15191257
Of course not!
She faces the champions, it's her skeletal/zombie underlings than handle the rest!
It's one thing to disable a peasant, it's another thing entirely to take down one of the order's paladins andturn her afterwards.
>>15191258
It only makes sense, does she wear pants that tightly hug her hips and rear or a robe/dress that gently outlines the top of her bottom?
>>15191276
I don't think there'd be much left to turn after chopping that paladin to bits with a fucking battle axe.
>>15191262
>>15191265
>Implying manticores need hands to ride the town's bicycle.
No hands, pinning you down with her soft paws and milking you dry of all of your juice while she stares you down directly into your eyes.
>>15191283
You gotta get good to keep her intact and alive.
Thats why she practices
>>15191209
This art reminds me of JunI'd love a Jun MG doujinshi
>>15191275
Maybe you should marry a human if you love them so much.
>>15191294
She could go in for a kiss as you cum~
>>15191248
She's an everything heavy. Methonium proportions.
>>15191311
That's fine, a good type right there, although Id say its more a soft hourglass than anything
>>15191305
>marry a human
What the fuck man spoiler that shit.
>>15186851extreme pain
>>15191311
A Vampire with Peach Butt-tier proportions? I can dig it.
>>15191305
But they're monsters too, so it's ok.
>>15190099
It's ok I guess. Better than the forgettable haunted cloth thing at any rate.
>>15191340
She's a big girl.
>>15190099
The one sea mamono I'd be happy to end up with after Scylla. Fucking Silent.
>>15191364
Anon, she's freshwater.
>>15191364
You wouldn't a Sea Bishop? How heartless.
>>15191347
He draws the softest girls. I just want to spend all day cuddling a soft monster girl.
>>15191364
That Eel has pretty wide hips, which makes me wonder what her ass looks like.
>>15191364
I'd rather a Kraken or a vanilla Mermaid
>>15191378
Get that fatshit outa here.
>>15191347
Meh, he started doing fat/obesity in his latest manga
>>15191378
This is fat
>>15191124
>It's a relationship. It's based on mutual respect.
>hellhound
>mutual respect
>a rapetrain monster
>>15191378
I wish he didn't draw his Nagato as such a lardass though. He's still perfect when his girls reasonably thick fortunately enough.
>>15191393
>he started doing fat/obesity in his latest manga
That latest one was great though.
>>15191398
That's a soft shark.
I like it.
>>15191397
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.
>>15191276
>a robe/dress that gently outlines the top of her bottom
This. Clothes that aren't outright designed to show a body off but do anyway since it's so good are better than tryhard hotpants.
>>15191397
>believing world guide propaganda
>>15191298
>You gotta get good to keep her intact and alive.
Then her options are bleeding to death or gangrene.
>>15191414
Now for the real question,
When she is 'ohoho'ing, do you spank the bottom or squeeze it?
>>15191401
What do you mean by latest?
If you mean meat you, then it's fatshit
>>15191425
Hug it.
>>15191428
But it's so cute
And it's the one time where a Japanese Businessman leaves his wife for a month and she doesn't NTR him
>>15191424
>Turn the paladin
I think it's technically death but that'll fix everything.
>>15191428
Anon please, that's heavy chubby, fat shit is bigger than that.
>>15191433
Then she's just going to tell you that if you love her regal rear so much than you should get to know it better.commence face sitting.
>>15191298
>vampire.
>keeping her alive.
Too late for that.
>>15191442
>I think it's technically death but that'll fix everything.
Congrats, you now have a vampire with several gaping and soon to be infected wounds and possibly a missing limb or two.
>>15189825
I made art. It's a nice break.
>Do you still think this place is worth contributing to?
This is place is pretty chill. Then again, I'm used to boards everyone hates so it's all good.
>>15191452
Do you negative energy son?
Do you even necromancy?
>>15191451
Nah, you keep her alive so she can watch everything burn, THEN you turn her when she's broken.
>>15191442
>Anon please, that's heavy chubby
That'sliterally Komodo-oneechan size.
>>15191391
>>15191393
All Monster Girls need love, even the ones who have way too many snacks!
>>15191455
>I made art. It's a nice break.
You're a pretty cool dude.
>people saying methonium draws girls too soft
>>15191452
Wouldn't the obvious solution be to just not injure her that heavily?
>>15191464
And that's fine.
I've seen FAAAAAR worse than that doujin.
>>15191473
How are you going to do that with a fucking battle axe?
>"I AM THE SENATE"
>>15191442
>heavy chubby,
No such thing
It's fatshit, fuck off
>>15191478
What is the flat of the axe or the back of it, a battle axe doesn't always have two heads.
>>15191484
Paladins also tend to wear armor, so.
>>15191480
The opression of the Cu Sith will never return.
YOU have LOST
>>15191356
uuuu
>>15191481
Anon please.
You're freaking out over nothing.
Compare this
http://exhentai.org/s/d3ba2be086/928611-8
To the true horror that is this.
http://exhentai.org/s/759fbc99ad/745501-1
>>15191408
>>15191421
Hellhound is canon "does whatever the hell she feels like" rapetrain by the profile, though. There's no room for no mutual respect there.
>>15191498
>still believing world guide propaganda
Oh you.
>>15191488
You don't swing every blow like you are trying to rip a limb off.
Besides, the paladin actually has to spend energy, the vampire doesn't.
Can always just tire her out, not to mention the vampire can just wear gauntlets and punch parts of her.
>>15191497
First is realistic fatshit
Second one is grotesque fantasy fatshit
Both are fatshit
What's next?
>>15191469
No, fatties deserve no love.
>>15191498
>Dog monstergirls acts like a shitty cat
Fuck that.
"Husband. Bed. Now. I'm wanting cuddles."
>>15191506
BIG
MEATYPAWJOBS
>>15191502
So you think monsters eat humans and world guide is a ruse to get all humans eaten?
>>15191505
I was arguing in favor of your point, armor would reduce the severity of the damage she'd take anyway.
>>15191497
He's right though. The first is straight up landwhale. The second is basically inflation.
>>15191497
But both are gross fatshits.
>>15191509
No anon, the rule is; "Fatties need love too. They just have to pay for it."
>>15191515
Ok, I thought that you were arguing how the armor would force heavy blows that would only kill/incapacitate.
>>15191497
First one is perfect cuddle potential.
>>15191512
I don't like your tone. No cuddles until morale improves.
>>15191513
>You will never get a handy from a hellhound
>>15191512
What happens if I don't cuddle the Jinko?
>>15191469
I'm with you there.
>>15191524
Point taken.
>>15191524
You'd love fat faceless old Monster Girls if they gave you money? Wow, you're a real boyslut aren't you?
>>15191514
Trust nobody anon. Everybody is up to something, which probably involves killing me.
But they'll never kill me. Never.
>>15191536
The Jinko cuddles you.
>>15191512
No.
>Alp fags
>>15191516
>The first is straight up landwhale. The second is basically inflation.
This
Fuck off with that shit >>15191497
>>15191534
She could put those paws to work.
>>15191472
>Too soft
>Ever
I want children to leave.
>>15191516
>landwhale
Ok, now you are just arguing just to argue.
Because that first one is nowhere near landwhale size.
The belly is the biggest sticking point.
Unless it looks like she swallowed a pillow/is a potbelly that's not fat.
And no, the second is not inflation, inflation has a 'firm' look to it.
It's weight gain.
>>15191540
I want to scam faceless fat CC's out of their money until one of them tazes me and rapes the shit out of me!
>>15191560
>fifty pounds overweight
>not landwhale
Keep telling yourself that you filthy feeder.
>>15191561
I want a whole gang of faceless fat CC Monster Girls to take turns having their way with me, and video tape me making a V sign while saying what a slave I am to the pussy!
Which monster girl would give the best pawjobs?
>>15191561
I want to pat their heads and call them good girls
>>15191556
If you think that is landwhale then I hate to imagine what your definition of healthy is.
Probably a skeleton or something.
>>15191560
>lying on the internet
>previous year + 2
Shameful display.
>>15191566
>>15191574
AH, so you're just here to shitpost then.
It is the weekend after all.
Guess it's my bad for taking the bait.
>>15191572
Memecats.
>Fat argument
Fuck this, what happened to anon and his aunt?
>>15191572
Cheshire's best at teasing pawjobs.
Hellhound would just rub you raw.
I bet manticore would give the best overall.
Big
Fat
Cheshire
Tats
>>15191577
Dude, YOU are the one shitposting and baiting.
>>15191572
There are 2-3 monstergirls focused solely on those.
>>15191577
Ok mate, you can't post fatties in a manner reminiscent of /d/ and then accuse others of shitposting.
I'm not having it.
>>15191583
The cuddliest cat.
>>15191580
They went to the museum, had a grand time, and had nothing lewd happen to them at all.
If monster girls are so great, then why don't they cater to my fetish?
>>15191583
Dank
Memes
>>15191598
Golem.
Replace her skin with ceramic tile patterns.
>>15191599
I bet that boys hard seeing that Cheshire's dank memes
>>15191540
Only if the money is good enough.
>>15191598this meme got old
>>15191599
>Start dating Cheshire
>She startssending you links to rage comics on reddit
>But the sex is mindblowing
monster girls aren't real.
>>15191587
>There are 2-3 monstergirls focused solely on those.
Who?
>>15191612
It's the fat feline fanny, nothing can rival it.
>>15191612
Worth it, plus she's going to grow out of that eventually and you can remind her of all the terrible stuff she used to do in front of the daughterus.
>>15191616
You know what else isn't real?My will to live.
>>15191612
>You'll never have a memecat that goes to /pol/
Why are Monoeyes the best?
>>15191621
The best part of marrying a monster girl, being able to tease her in front of the kids with all the stupid stuff she did.
>>15191627
Gotta build that wall to keep the alps out.
>>15191624
Good
Do it today
Your waifu waits for you in the next world
>>15191620
>>15191621
>Having sex with Cheshire
>Wants you to bust it over her face
>Right as you're about to finish
>"I can haz cum?"
>You get the most screwed up expression on your face, a combination of disgust and ecstasy as you blow your load on her
>>15191627Good.
>>15191627
But who will blue-pill me on 6 gazillion Tanukis?
>>15191644
thanks anon i cum on cat she hiss at penis
>>15191627
Chershires would be way too normalfag to go to /pol/. Valkyries, Vampires, Oomukades, and Lilims would browse /pol/. Maybe more.
>>15191632
The best at being the worst?
>>15191659
>Oomukades
>/pol/
I don't believe you.
>>15191659
>Vampires arguing about the eugenics program they use to breed their servants
>Valkryies calling everyone else degenerates
>Oomukades just talking shit.
Yeah, I can see that
>>15191659
Why would some sex demons even give a shit about some autistic imageboard for weeaboos?
>>15191627
>a catgirl will never cosplay as a nazi for you
>she will never whisper "gas the tanukis" in your ear during sex
She's a big kitsune.
>>15191659
>Chershires would be way too normalfag
But they're shitposters. Of course they'd be there too.
>>15191680
And she's going to be a pregnant one in a minute.
A whole litter of kits on the way.
>>15191680
Those tails are tiny. Tiny!
>>15191659
All the holstaurs pretending to be minotaurs on /fit/
>>15191678
I'd rather she whisper how she'll make my dick great again...
>>15191687
It's minimofu syndrome, don't laugh at it.
>>15191680
Her tails are so depressingly tiny.
>>15191632
I want toprotectthem all.
>>15191680
here's a bigger one.
>"Sir? I need your crankshaft in my tailpipe!"
>"W-What?"
>"I=I said there's an issue with your crankshaft, and your tailpipe..."
>>15191690
>She'll never make your George Rockwellhard
>>15191669
They're gloomy but hostile and aren't very nice towards the opposite sex.
>>15191683
They would be the kind to just shitpost on Facebook and iFunny. /pol/'s shitposters and attitude would hound them out in a day.
>>15191554
What if a guy has no penis, and must fuck due to demonic energy?
>>15191709
Gonne rub those eyebrows and lick dem titties.
>>15191715
>/pol/'s shitposters and attitude would hound them out in a day
I believe in my waifu and her ability to be a huge asshole.
>>15191719
Might as well take away his mouth as well because there's going to be a lot of screaming.
>>15191705
Oh course! Pretending to be their ally so you can bully them harder. Good for you.
>>15191730
Nice fucking meme.
>>15191730
>Pretending to be their ally
No. I meant being their ally for real.
>>15191729
Screaming out of despair or screaming while a monster tries to find some other way to violate him?
>>15191710
No, I'm pretty sure you said 'crankshaft in my tailpipe', miss
>>15191711
Dammit. What am I even fighting for?
>>15191680
>>15191709
Big monster girls are the best.
>>15191710
I just realized her hair is kinda green. Weird.
>>15191710
If you want my crankshaft, you only need to ask.
>>15191756
That's how it is in the profile, I think.
>>15191709
What anthology is this from?
>>15191745
Both. Forever.
>>15191710
I would destroy Wrenchdogs pussy in a heart beat.
>>15191771
http://exhentai.org/g/928610/23ceedcb97/
>>15191777
Thanks Jesus
>>15191710
I'm going to fucking rape you.
>>15191763
Oh shit you're right. It's a dark green. Never realized.I think it looks better as black.
>>15191774
>rough vaginal
Anon pls, Anubises are made for anal reaming or gentle impregnation only. You don't want to see what happens if you do soft anal or hard vaginal!
>>15191789
I used to say that too, but honestly, it has grown on me.
I'm to defeat and subdue strong and prideful horny monster girls, and just when they think I'm about to make them mineI'll only pet and cuddle them while I baby-talk themas they stew in their monstrous, pent-up and unreleased lust!And I'm not going to let them get off!
>>15191808
Absolute madman.
>>15191794
>You don't want to see what happens if you do soft anal or hard vaginal!
I'm gonna roughly fuck that Wrenchdog until her Scheduledog sister wakes up to see what all the commotion is about.
>>15191794
>not hard-impregnating your Anubis
>>15191808
I'm going to find a big strong monster girl andtell her she's cute,right before Iask her out on a date.
>>15191821
>>15191829
You fools! If she cums while you're inside her pussy, her puffy organ will go to overdrive and clamp onto you in order to milk you dry before it lets you go!
>>15191794
>Not going until her '!' marks are blinking because she's full and a litter of at least four is confirmed.
Come on man, you gotta, it's in the rules.
>>15191835
Everything is in accordance with the expected parameters.
>>15191808
I want to do something like this too.Except when they eventually start begging for me to fuck them, I would say that I'd only do it if they wore a frilly wedding dress.
>>15191808
I'm going to find a strong and proud monster girl and I'm going tolick her abs without consentand then I'llrun away.
>>15191857
>spoiler
Godspeed anon, you magnificent bastard.
>>15191829
>>15191794
>>15191835
>>15191821
This is the weirdest car talk I've ever heard in my life.
>>15191808
I want to do that but treat them like a pet!
>>15191868
And easily the best one too.
>>15191895
That's a nipple anon. Don't get vacation'd!
>>15191835
>her puffy organ will go to overdrive and clamp onto you in order to milk you dry before it lets you go!
Excellent, then I don't have to do any work
>>15191895
Thanks anon, now my boss wants to see me.
>>15191895
>a delinquent dragon will never fall for you after she realizes what she did
>>15191857
I can already hear the bells.
>>15191777
http://exhentai.org/s/0d769e1c38/928610-197
>the plump Ara ara~ Kitsune coils a tail around the kid as he plows her
Translation when?
>>15191835
A self filling anubis?
What will they think of next!
>>15191915
What bells?
>>15191049
Hmmm, this may also be an insight to some other monster girls whose art makes it hard to tell if they are wearing clothes or if it is some kind of extra skin.
>>15191915
Please do marry my daughter.
>>15191895
better delet that pic anon. nips and all.
>>15191895
>Smoker
>>15191911
>Fucking around on the job
>>15191947
Smoking Monster Girls are cool.
>>15191952
cool if you want a low sperm count
>>15191947
>>Fucking around on the job
Don't you judge me motherfucker.
>>15191952
Lung cancer isn't. Also not being able to breathe normally because of smoke pisses me off to no end.
>>15191955
>>15191958
Haven't we had this discussion a thousand times?
Mamono
Mana
>>15191955
>implying that's a bad thing
>>15191930
I'd marryall of Anon's little monsterusif I could.ALL OF THEM
>>15191452
Have you forgotten how easily vampires regenerate from injuries?
>>15191960
>Mamono mana makes cigars not produce smoke
What the fuck are you on about
>>15191961
To a monster it is.
>>15191963
Never mind, if you're going to NTR her I won't allow the marriage.
>>15190099
Nice.
>>15191970
Mamono Mana fixes anything
Though instead of not making smoke it'd more likely be make smoke smell great and turn you on
>>15191971
Guess she has to write a strongly worded letter to by balls, that'll show me.
>>15191978
Nigga I just want to breathe clean air goddamn
>>15191973
She will just say that she hates you and there is nothing wrong with being a cuck
>>15191911
Not to worry, Mr. Browning. No one would ever get rid of the greatest handgun in history.
>>15191988
>Implying my daughteru wouldn't impale you with her horn if you tried to cheat on her
Anon pls.
What Monster Girl would best be able to do the impossible, see the invisible, and fight the powa?
>>15188654
Oh, oh hell yes! A double deal of two great things! Shortstacks and Holstaurs!
>>15192012
A green fire ignis/ salamander that runs on willpower instead of sex
>>15192012
The one that you believe in.
>>15192016
And twins!
Serious question now, Anons. How would you react ifhumans developed a vaccine that "cures" monstergirls of their biological need for semen to find out if their loyalty is truly dependent on that alone?Would you let your waifu take the shot?
>>15192041
Not all monstergirls need semen to live you knob.
>>15192045
If we're restricting ourselves to KCland, yes they do.
>>15191572
Anubis, after she's covered her paws in genuine Anubis Butter.
>>15191756
The weird colouration of the profile makes her hair seem so shiny it's slightly green.
I changed the eye colour to green for that picture, but that's about it.
>>15192041
If she wants, she can take it.
The need for semen may be gone, but the need for me is still there.
>>15192059
>Anubis pawjobs
You're in for a world of hurt!
>>15192071
>She turns into a ravenous cuddleslut
I bet losing the physical high would make them more addicted to the feeling of love.
>>15192057
No, its their favorite food but many do not have any actual need for it as their primary diet is more normal.
And indeed even those who mainly subsist off semen or mana are able to live off other things if they have to (though they will have to eat a lot more than normal and they won't be as powerful).
>>15192041
I always thought the need for semen was kinda stupid, I wouldn't really have an issue with it, assuming my waifu wasn't just using me for sustenance or some shit.
>>15192072
Nigga, their paws are like marshmallows wrapped in silk, surrounded by fur made out of dreams and clouds.
The only pain I can associate with Anubis pawjobs is the pain of never having one.
>>15192101
>wet fur on your dick
It's going to be rough as fuck.
>>15191794
>implying loli anubi aren't for slow anal and making her to linger on the sensation of being violated by your entire lengthAnd you only go faster after she begs you to pound her senseless
>>15192101
I want to hold those paws!
>>15189253
>And seeing as your already planning to go steve
>go steve
I know I'm replying to a 12 hour old post, but I have to know what you meant by this.
>>15192118
>prodding a loli anubutt's rectum with tiny strokes with your full length inside
>making her gasp and moan as it distends her insides
>slowly pulling all the way out of her and letting her rest for a second before pushing all the way in again
You fiend. I bet you're not even her childhood friend, but some sort of lewd adult who's done this before!
>>15191973It's not cheating if it's a game for 2 players or more.
>>15192121
You can't hold those paws!
>>15192157
She can hold me down with those paws
>>15192118
>Not having seated lotus sex with your loli anubis
>Cradling her body and outright lifting her up and down on your dick like an onahole as she kisses and moans into your chest
>Lewdly nibbling her ears as you gently, caring fly teach her the pleasure of sex at her own pace
>Then, when she's cummed once, laying her jellified body on the bed, cuddling and kissing her entire nude body while she recovers
That's when you go for round two, and utterly flood her little body with semen and bliss.
>>15192110
It's Anubis Butter, not water. It's specially made for fur, skin, and mutual pleasure.
This is your monoeye tonight.
>>15192157
I CAN BREAK THESE PAWS
I'm surprised that the new girl isn't receiving more attention
She's got the best of both lamias and mermaids
She isn't a filthy rapist
She is a great housewife
And her design is one of the few that has a smooth transition between her monstrous and human parts
In fact most new girls didn't receive much attention, has everyone settled down with a waifu or something?
>>15192180
>flesh horn
disgusting
>>15192181
You can't break those paws.
>>15192180
I think she's broken. She's leaking all over.
>>15192096
>I always thought the need for semen was kinda stupid
Good thing then that it's not a need so much as an intense want (the settings explains even monsters like succubi can survive off normal food if they have to, they just have to eat a lot and they won't be as powerful), like a magnified version of wanting your favorite food.
>>15192181
You can't break those paws.
>>15192180
I'm fine with it as long as she puts her clothes back on.
>>15192181
Why would you want to break an anubutt's paws?
>>15192180
>horn
>tits
This is not my Monoeye!
>>15192196
>>15192189
>>15192198
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>15192187
It is surprising as she has an awesome design. I guess perhaps due to past representations like in Everyday Monster Girls that a eel mermaid isn't as novel.
Then again it is often unclear just what "clicks" to make a given monster super popular with the English fanbase.
>>15192203
I'd appreciate your co-operation now, okay?
UNDEADELVEN
HORSE PUSSY
>>15190121
>>15190099
>>15192187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ig-Hd8tczU
>>15192209
Fuck off.
>>15192206
But the EMG eel was underappreciated as hell too, considering how great her little summary was.
>>15192213
>EMG Eel was underappreciated too
Nigga, I would crush that Eel puss no matter the cost.
>>15192187
>And her design is one of the few that has a smooth transition between her monstrous and human parts
this isn't a good thing, human and monster parts need to be clearly separated
>>15192206
It would be guaranteed fun if she was an eletric ell though.
>go to swim
>get shocked and raped by an eel
>get out of the water and go to firm land
>get shocked and raped by a raiju
>climb a tree to stay away from the dangers of the deep
>get shocked and raped by a thunderbird
There is no escape from the shock squad.
>>15189825
I'm an on-off writefag and before then wrote a shit greentext that somehow sparked off a meme.
This place can be stuck in its ways at times and threadcanon has a bit too much power in discussions, but I still think the threads are worth contributing to.
>>15192139
>I bet you're not even her childhood friend, but some sort of lewd adult who's done this before!
You're supposed to make her eyes roll back and overwhelm her senses in a way she didn't think would be possible. Of course you can't be some random shota with a small penis and not a lewd bone in his body if you want to take her for the ride she deserves.
>>15192170
The cuddling is for the afterglow and seeing if she accidentally admits being a willing buttslut.
>>15192222
Raiju doesn't get enough love.
>>15190631
No you idiot. He meant actually doing shit yourself.
>>15192208
>implying an anubutt would ever want a manlet niglet's co-operation.
ps when will they stop
Daily reminder that Electric Eels are NOT true Eels. They are actually Knifefish.
That is all.
>>15192212
What? You don't like monster girls, Anon?
>>15192242
I agree. I actually like her thing, she looks hot, and the idea of sexually charged pleasurable electrocutions gets me off somewhat. Plus she masturbates constantly.
>>15191895Did anon go on a vacation or did he delete the post?
Magma bitches
Fire bitches
Hell bitches
Solar bitches
How can lukewarm/cold bitches even compete?
>>15192270
>wanting burnt dick
>>15192270
well they're hoter then everyone else.I'm sorry.
>>15192286
mamono mana gives you fireproof dick
>>15192209
I'm okay with this.
>>15189825
Nothing of any real value outside of spreading the gospel of P'Orcs; It has its ups and downs just like any community but due to real life and hanging out with what can be considered the wrong crowd makes it hard to want to contribute. God speed to the fellows who still do though.
>>15192266
It's quite shocking to see that she was forgotten so easily.
>>15192266
Her being a weasel type monster makes me think she would be all over you as well, given how slinky weasels are.
>>15192341
Yeah I guess
>>15192301
Not simply a mamono mana attribute, its the old principle of magical fire/heat that only burns what you want it to burn.
>>15192356
But becoming wholly fire/heat-proof after taking a hellhound/magma golem wife is way cooler than just having them not burn you.
There's 25 Zipangu girls already. That's 1/8th of the entire Encyclopedia.
Do monstergirls prefer to capture a man who runs or a man who fights?
>>15192371
Better than the 1 mudshit girl
>>15192376
>Not being a man who adapts depending on the situation
>>15192381
Wow, that's rude. Golem works very hard to be a cute girl!
>>15192371
>expecting nips not to nip
>>15192366
You do get some unspecified degree of heat resistance from becoming an incubus if your wife lives in a very hot environment. Being the ideal monster husband means that incubi get various cool adaptations so they can more easily live with a particular wife.
Which makes one wonder if one selected harem members carefully they could end up becoming an incubus who can breathe underwater, see in the dark, and is resistant to extremes of cold and heat.
>>15192376
Who cares what they prefer? They'll never take me alive.
>>15192400
A little fight in you? They'll like that.
>>15192400
You keep telling yourself that. Don't you want to impress your future bride with your stamina/strength?
>>15192371
We'll get plenty more too I'm sure.
>>15192118
Is cumflated loli anubis done yet? Some drawfag said it was on the way, but I had to drop the thread for a while to study.
>>15192404
>>15192409
Jokes on them! Even if they do win, I'm a terrible abuser who refuses to do chores.
>>15192404
>>15192409
I think he meant they won't take us alivesince we'll be dead long before they become real.
I want to work as a lowly security guard in a secret lab belonging to a monster girl megacrop!
>>15192414
There was a wip. But more than that I don't know.
>>15192388
I'm referring to Houri, you rube. Golem can fuck off as well.
Monster girls can't get me if I'm cursed by Eros.
How can you lift an Eros Curse?
How do you even keep from getting cursed by Eros? I mean, a life without love would be so sad and lonely. Why even live if you've not that one special person to share it with?;-;
>>15192124
steve=traitor
>>15192437
True.
Unless there was a monster girl who really liked you a enough to convince Eros to lift the curse
>>15192445
You don't.
You enjoy the peace you've been given.
>>15192445
>a life without love would be so sad and lonel
It is, but at least I don't have to waste energy caring for other people, I have barely any to care about myself anyway.
How does one get cursed by Eros?
>>15192437
I guess so?
>>15192445
>How can you lift an Eros Curse?
If Eros forgives you I think.
>How do you even keep from getting cursed by Eros?
Well conidering KCland. you don't object to anything and just go to a mostergirl and get raped and husbandod.
>>15192457
Surely there has to be something, what good is a lonely peace if you've no one to even acknowledge your lonely peace?
>>15192456
Is that confirmed?
>>15192445
>How do you even keep from getting cursed by Eros?
Bow down to your new monstergirl overlords.
Eros a fucking shit.
>>15192466
You're really bad at being alone anon.
>>15192469
>A mid rank god who governs love. She is a god who views the love that living things direct towards other living things as beautiful, and blesses couples of the opposite sex that are in love with eternal love. But on the other hand, she's extremely strict about betrayal and other things that destroy love. It is said that if one of her adherents performs infidelity, etc. not only will they lose her protection on the spot, they'll suffer her divine wrath and become unable to be loved by anyone for eternity. It seems she is very empathetic towards the monsters who are overflowing with love for human men, and it is said that she even actively grants them her protection.
So no.
>>15192456
How can she convince Eros that she likes you if the curse makes you unlikeable?
>>15192490
>tfw I wouldn't even notice if I was cursed
>>15192492
Oh good point.
>>15192492
Whatever, she's a mid-tier pleb. Plenty of ways to get around that.
>>15192490
>Protection
From what?
What kind of quest would Eros send you on to lift your curse? Hell, imagine how hard it would actually be to get a quest done in a world where Monster Girls don't like you.
>>15192521
Not be an asshole, I guess.
>>15192531
How do I win the quest?
>>15192541I don't know either. Been on it for over 20 years.
>>15192552
You too?
>>15192545
But I mean how do I know? What measures when I'm not being an asshole? Can I just say "yeah I'm not an asshole" the moment I get the quest and complete it? What measures when I'm being an asshole and when I'm not? How will I know?
>>15192426I hope the drawfag made the breasts smaller
>>15192521
I refuse. She can't tell me what to do.
>>15189825
I wrote some greentexts, made a few jokes, a few short stories, a bit of art and a typeset.
I want to get better at drawing because of this thread, of course I think it's worth contributing to.
>>15192516
Misfortune and Danger?
Maybe Heartbreak. She is a love goddess after all.
>Get married to your MG waifu
>One day something manages to piss off Eros enough to curse all of humanity, including yourself even though you haven't done anything wrong
>Everyone is naturally angry at this turn of events
>Even the Demon lord's husbando was effected
>>15192234
>Not being the childhood shota friend of a loli anubis priestess-in-training
>Being woken up by her one night, then being led by her into the temple, sneaking by guards and soldiers under the cover of her invisibility spell
>Then following her into the inner sanctum, where all the magical rituals are carried out
>And stepping with her onto the central dais, a slab of some magical material through which three major ley lines of the world pass through
>Feeling the energy course through your body, watching her almost glow like a divine being as her spirit resonates with the ambient magic
>And being kissed by her right then and there
>Before exploring each others' bodies, and eventually getting ready to have sex for the first time
>But the second you slide inside her, you both black out, and awake in the morning, huddled together
>Though neither of you know it, that night of the dais caused a partial soul merge, where a piece of your soul now resides within her and vise versa, creating a profound and unbreakable bond
>Even when you're forced to part ways for several years, fate ensures that you'll stay safe and meet again a few years later
>When you're a full grown man, but she, due to anubis ageing, is still just as loli as you remember her
>>15192600
Good, now we can finally get shit done.
>>15192600
>Eros effectively branding people with the Dark Sigil
I don't know about you faggots but it's time to kill a God.
>>15192600
People would fuck Eros up if that's the case
>>15192600
>Even the Demon lord's husbando was effected
The DL would go Kratos and kill her.
>>15192600
Wait, how does this work? So the Eros curse causes you to never be able to find love, but I already have a waifu? So do I stop loving her?
Because fuck that, I'm not going to stop loving my waifu just because some petulant god says so.
>>15192611
>she, due to anubis ageing, is still just as loli as you remember her
TRAGEDY when he dies of old age
R
A
G
>>15189931
Greentext for quick humor/erotica and prose when you want something more than just emotional gratification.
>>15190015
No thank you.
>>15192630
>he thinks he has a choice
>>15192640
Sure I do. Free will is the one thing mortals have over divine beings.
If Eros wants to try and see if she can make me stop loving my waifu, I might as well try and see if I can take a big, steaming dump on her wings after going all Asura's Wrath on her.
>>15192640
>not being able to nullify the curse of a mid rank god with the power of love and mamono mana
Step it up, Anon.
>>15190422
What the fuck dude why?
Line 286
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ
>Komodo-oneechan's Summer
That's it for the Summer Special. For all the grandiose plans I had it didn't turn out much bigger than the time they all went to comiket at the same time, but at least something got done.
>>15192600
Eh, things could be worse.
>>15192664
>Free will
>in a world where mamono mana exist
I hate to break it to you anon, but….
>>15192664
>>15192666
So we can beat gods, but monster girls are too much for us? Isn't that convenient?
>>15191207
You did not protect the boy's smile.
>>15190560
>That 90k story is unfinished too, right?
Sorry, had to sleep.
But no, I did finish that one.
>>15191627
I'd rather have a literal cancer girl.
>>15192666
>goddess of love curses you
>"Let's use the power of love you guys"
I see a flaw in your plan.
>>15192600
THIS IS IT
MY MOMENT HAS COME
IT IS TIME TO MINDBREAK A GOD
>>15192690
I wish for a world without mamano mana.
>>15192698
It's all about intention. Are you beating gods or monstergirls in the name of just wanting to be badass or controversial? Probably not a good move.
Are you beating gods or monstergirls in the name of love and protecting smiles? Go for it.
>>15192716
But anon, your mortal dick is no match for a goddess.
>>15192682
I want my cum inside her, but there's no way I'd be able to sleeping rape a 12yo without waking her up and I don't want to try to molest her with her knowledge.
At least I came into her moisturizer and onto her toothbrush so I can fap tp the thought of my cum in her mouth and on her face.
>>15192545
Fuck you Buddha, you're a hypocritical asshole who lets self insert Mary Sues like Siddhartha walk all over you.
>>15192717
>It's all about intention
That's retarded, and yet at the same time just what I would expect from KC's sandbox.
>>15192723
Says you, nerd.
>>15192738
Face it, your wet noodle will fail you, as it did so many times before.
>>15192716
I want to mindbreak a bratty goddess!
>>15192723
Let's all gangbang her, then!
>>15192734
>Defining the difference between being edgy for edgy's sake, and confrontation for an actual justifiable goal is retarded
>>15192740
I'll hit you with my noodle you god damn motherfucker.
>>15192751
>it's not edgy when I do it for reason X
This is beneath you anon.
>>15192685
Thank you
>>15192611
>not being a mage or a priest and getting a loli anubis novice priestess as your assistant as a part of her training
>one thing leads to another when you spend long periods of time with her
>she often acts all tsundere but sneaks out to meet you for secret alone time anyway
>you teach her things that have nothing to do with your profession(s)
>a lot of things
>>15192717
more or less >>15192734
>I wish for a world without mamono mana.
We call that reality, and it's shit.
>>15192716
how does one go about to mindbreak a goddess?
And would she turn into just a cock-slave?
>>15192755
Yes, you'll make a splendid alp.
>>15192685
Nice.
What have you got planned next?
>>15192723
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE, IT WON'T
YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
AND IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THEN BELIEVE IN YOUR DICK WHO BELIEVES IN YOU BEING ABLE TO RAPE BIG-TITTIED GODDESSES AND FAT-BOTTOMED ANGELS
>>15192686
Good to see you're alive.
>>15192782
You'll never make it. Just give up.
>>15192766
>Alright, this is how you save someone who is choking
>Yes, this is important!
>Next I'll be teaching you how to cook a crocodile.
>Kiss? We don't have time for that, we have crocodiles to cook!
>>15192773
I'm talking about pasta you fucking clown. I'll rip your eyes out and replace them with tortellini while I strangle you with linguine.
>>15192791
Oops, meant for >>15192685
It may be time to sleep.
>>15191580
>what happened to Anon and his aunt
She's about an hour away from my college. I'm putting the finishing touches on this baked ziti and I'm about to start making fresh salad for us.
>>15192761
Do I need to spell out the basic conventions of making a story?
Yes, when your intent is to make something edgy for the sole sake of being edgy, you're going to come up with some overly "grimdark" dogshit.
But when you have people doing bad things, or grim events happening because it serves a valid, thought out purpose in the story and both meshes and enhances it, then that's fine. You'll still the occasional retard on 4chan call it "edgy" because he's been trained to use the word by overexposure to other idiots here, but that's the internet for you.
>>15192782
Image search gives nothing. sorce?
>>15192716
Damn nigga that is one ugly face. I swear, you didn't even have a Palutena picture that was even flattering?
>>15192685
Seemed a little bit short, but maybe that's because it's been so long. Still very nice.Art never ever.
>>15192797
Oh my. Feeling a little frisky today are we?
>"Ranger boys!~ I'm baaaaaaaaack!~"
Oh no! That recurring Ushi-Oni villlain is back! Will the Paladin Rangers be able to best her in the town's chilli cook-off? Or will they not be able to take the heat?
Find out on today's episode!
>>15192803
When she arrives, ask if she wants dinner, a bath, or you.
>>15192766
This isn't quite perfect either. You should be teching her sexual things in the context of using spells to enhance it all.
Muggle monkeys can't comprehend the pleasure of non-euclidean, physics-defying magic sex with a pair of expert magic users.
>>15192812
Fair enough. Although I still maintain that intentions don't matter, only the result.
>>15192824
>Will the Paladin Rangers be able to best her in the town's chilli cook-off?
Yes.
>>15192813I doubt you'll want source, Anon.
>>15192782
That allcaps shit cringey.
>>15192824
She’s a fool. It’s a know fact that paladins and excellent chilli chefs. She lost before the competition even began.
>>15192824
MGC television is werid...
is this what our daughterus watch?
>>15192778
There'sCC Sword settling into a married life back in the mountains with promised rough paizuri. The painful reacharound handjob scenario got rolled over into Anubis' Summer so that's out.
Going into older ideas, there's the Tanuki of Tarabul who sold her purity to a yuricore to get power last time andhas to take her pain out on her attendant.
Looking through the greentexts, I thought I had written out the one where a Wizard gets corruptedby a nice Nerdubus that he falls in love with after summoning a Succubus to cunttease and can't let get summoned and raped by someone else, but I can't find it anywhere, so I guess that's still waiting.
>>15192813
You're not missing much, believe me.
>>15192824
The chili cook off?! What dastardly scheme is Ushi-Oni cooking up this time?!
If they don't stop her, the world will be served to her on a silver platter!
>>15192805
close your mouth dummy
>>15192839
>>15192851
Oh comon. I’ve seen some shit, I think I’ll be fine. Even if it’s bad or something it can’t be THAT bad.
>>15192848
Sounds fun. Can't wait.
>>15192848
>Yuricore
Get the flying fuck out of here.
>>15192824
Good luck with that, pallies. We've been training on ghost peppers and capsaicin crystals, and at this point habeneros are like candy.It makes for some interesting foreplay.
>>15192848
Just try to never forget your routes with Komodo Oneesan. On a related note, have you ever considered continuing your Auntie Cheshire story? That was nice too.
>>15192845
They all need Monster Girl role models to look up to.
A Dragon Whelp dreams of the day she grows and becomes a big strong Dragon with a mountain of treasure and a harem of boys from the village she rules over with a clawed fist.
>>15192867
She hasn't even removed her seal yet, that's only 50% of her power!
Prepare to face the wrath of her demonic chili!
>>15192848
Rough in which sense of the word?
>>15192815
She just needs a bit of make up.
>>15192426
link?
>>15192885
Oh, I'm more than ready.What do you think we get up to in private?
>>15192700
I'll bite. Who are you, and what did you write?
>>15192824
>>15192838
>"Haha, we did it boys! Five proactive teenagers with a go get 'em attitude have won the day again!"
>" We made a chili so good that frightful ushi-oni didn't even show up when the judges came around to judge hers. Knight commander Zordon will be proud."
>"Hold up, has anyone seen Blue?"
>"....god damn it not again."
>>15192902
He's probably celebrating with his Succubus friend.
>>15192893
http://imgur.com/VqufpAQ
There you go.
>>15192848
Sounds good to me.Might get a bit of backlash for that second one though, not that I mind it personally.
>>15192890
Palutena is such a lewd goddess.
Poor Pit must get /ss/'d on a regular basis.
>>15192900
I guess I'll just give you a link.http://pastebin.com/u/Nyanon
>>15192887
As in her skin is made of flaky iron and she rubs the dick all over it.
>>15192873
>forget your routes
What does this mean?
>Auntie Cheshire
No concrete ideas for her now, although I've thought about using her as a ghostbusting case for Occult Anubis.
>>15192912
Yea, a "succubus" with 8 legs and cow tits that totally didn't use the cookoff as an excuse to draw out the rangers.
>>15192919
>Samefaceman
Die.
>>15192824
God, why must all of the Monster Girl rapetrains be so cute?
I just want to pet them all and brush their hair, manes, tails and paws and cuddle them and give them little kisses and call them George.
>>15192919
>Legoman
>>15192902
>Cuts to Blue Paladin Ranger, tied up and alone in Ushi-Oni's lair.
>"Hush young one, save your strengthyou're going to need all of it."
>>15192815
Got you covered.
>>15192832
You're talking about intentions and results, but I'm factoring in something else: method.
The intentions directly effect the method, which leads to the end result.
You can have the same end result, but the intentions and therefore method (in the context of writing, the method can also refer to the actual presentation and writing of the story itself) can be different, completely changing it up.
Say the result of a scene in a story is where one character has to interrogate a person for something.
In the first scenario, the intention is to make it clear that character is willing to go to extreme lengths to get information. So in the method of presentation, you don't write explicitely about the things they do, but you imply enough in writing so that the reader can form an idea themselves of what horrible things the character did to get his result. That result being, he now has the information, and we know he did bad things to get it.
Compare to a second scenario, where the intention is to shock the reader by explicitely telling them all the things the character does to a guy to get the information, in grusome detail. The result is the same, but the method would just be throwing explicitely detailed paragraphs at a reader to garner a reaction. Arguably, it's cheaper, but that's a whole different essay topic, isn't it.
Now, if you're saying intention doesn't matter if the actual carrying out/result of it doesn't change, then I'd agree with you. Like if a person makes exactly the same greentext, word for word, for those two different reasons.
>>15192919
>legoman
eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh
If you're gonna sameface this hard, at least have the face not be shit.
>>15192922
>What does this mean?
Meant to say Roots, sorry. Nice to know Auntie Cheshire isn't dead either.
Last thing, also liked your Amazon story, hope you consider doing a sequel to that someday, maybe with the MC's new homelife as a husband or something, and pleasing his wife.
>>15192918
>backlash
The y-word already happened in the Fennec NEET princess story, though. I doubt anyone's going to be any more autistic than that time, ie. at all.
>>15192929
No, a Tomboy Succubus with two legs, a cute spadetail, blue skin and two small horns. That Ushi probably ran off to her lair to go cry about losing again!
>>15192773
I want to make an alp pose with her naughty bits concealed by nothing but pasta now.
>>15192946
I swear, Ushi-Oni are just perfect. Immense power, ferocity, and lust, packaged in a form that invokes the best of both the Minotaur/Holstaur and the Arachne families, with a removable binding allowing even more power. Dangerous as fuck, but for those willing and able to go the distance, most certainly worth the effort.
>>15192946
Oh no! Is she going to use the poor Blue Paladin to test her new frightening chili?
Guess we'll find out next episode.
>>15192963
But senpai, that's lewd!
>>15192968
>I swear, Ushi-Oni are just perfect.
Wrong, they mid-tier at best.
>>15192902
Each of the Paladin Rangers have their own Monster Girls who has a massive crush on them.
Red Paladin Ranger is constantly challenged to a fight by a hot-headed Salamander.
Blue Paladin Ranger gets carried off by an Ushi-Oni who likes how smart he is.
Yellow Paladin Ranger has a small, embarrassing fan club of Zipangese and Mist Continent Monster Girls.
Black Paladin Ranger is stalked relentlessly by a shy, but powerful Gazer.
Green Paladin Ranger is a pussy magnet for any plant girl. Purely because he's green.
And Pink Paladin Ranger is the only girl, who gets over-protective when her fellow Paladin Rangers are dragged off by Monster Girls.
>>15192955
>MC's new homelife as a husband or something
That would be a nice vehicle for some alienation themes when he realizes he's stuck in the jungle for life with a wife he can't even talk to.Maybe the next time I move into a new country?
>>15192968
>spider
>perfect
I don't think so Tim.
>>15192829
>Muggle monkeys can't comprehend the pleasure of non-euclidean, physics-defying magic sex with a pair of expert magic users.
Sometimes less is more. Maybe you just want to bend over the little scheduledog and repeatedly have your way with her ass.
This is my next-door neighbor, in that big old mansion, she treats me really nice!
>>15192994
>Yellow Paladin Ranger has a small, embarrassing fan club of Zipangese and Mist Continent Monster Girls.
That's rasscist.
>>15192921
Is it really finished if you never completed the sequel? At least you popularized mausposting I guess.
>>15192994
Is Pink secretly a monster girl?
>>15192994
I want to be an infitrator sent by the Demon Queen to break the team up by seducing Pink Paladin!
>>15192994
I bet Pink Paladin Ranger constantly has to save her little brother who doesn't realize it's her who constantly saves him from the villain monster girl of the week!
And everyday when Pink Paladin comes home out of her disguise her little brother tells her about how cool Pink Paladin is and how she saved him.
>>15192994
>Blue gets carried off by an Ushi-Oni who likes how smart he is.
I loved that one episode when Blue got kidnapped and everyone feared the worst but in the end it was reavealed that the Ushi-Oni just needed someone to explain theoretical physics to her.While wearing his trademarked blue speedo.
>>15193010
But he also fucked up Doublemaus. I still haven't forgiven him for that.
>>15193013In a later episode she reveals herself to be a Valkyrie.
>>15193019
That's fucking adorable.
>>15193003
True, I guess. At least using magic to teleport us away to a scenic, private location or to enter a romantic pocket dimension would be nice though.
>>15193023
What a depraved, debased, perverted Ushi-Oni. No wonder she's a villain!
>>15192994
Does Green also attract bug girls?
>>15193005
No anon, that's a picture some person drew. That is not your neighbor.
>>15193023
Will Blue finally submit to Ushi-chan's advances when she gets her PhD?
>>15192980
Good! Alps are lewd, even if they don't realize it yet.
>>15193010
>Is it really finished if you never completed the sequel?
That's a good point. Heck, I had a whole third storyline set around the grandaughter brewing in my head too.Stop making me have regrets anon.
>>15193028
As you should, I really did go in the wrong direction with that.
>>15193019
>"You should have seen her sis! ZIP BAM POW! She flattened that dumb Monster! Wow she's so cool!"
>>15193015
I want to stab you.
>>15193034
And then Pink Paladin finds the special comics of her he has.
>>15192961
>Ancient japanese medicine style rita repulsa of a Ushi Oni
>Loses to the paladin rangers constantly, fails to husbando any of them
>Occasionally 'makes a monster grow' i.e. strengthens it with zipangu steroidal hoodoo
>Commands it to go out and capture one of the rangers for her
>Sometimes win but end up keeping the ranger as a husband for themselves
>Ushi cries into a bucket off ice cream something something "next time paladin rangers! next time!"
>Rangers get a new member the next episode to fill in the gap
>starts off as redshirt material but slowly gains a personality of his own and a fan following
>The most popular Ranger each month gets husbanded
>This is how MGC TV keeps selling their paladin rangers toys like hotcakes
>Married men hate the show because it devastates their wallets and their hearts to see daughterus crying over not having the hottest one in their collection
>At least it's better than barbie dolls
>>15193028
>>15193051
Doublemaus?
>>15193051
Some reason you can't start writing again?
>>15193051
At least you didn't do much worse than my drawing.
>>15193064
I just lost the drive to, even now that I'm between jobs and have all the free time.Doublemaus was a silly greentext I did involving a dormouse and hinezumi getting drunk and shacking up with the same guy.
Hey anon, want to go do stuff?
What about the 6th Ranger that shows up and isn't a Paladin at all?
>>15193080
I hope you're talking about butt stuff.
>>15193080
If I pulled it off would you die?
>>15193080
not with you
>>15193080
Yeah let's horse around
>>15193080
No.
>>15193080
Take your fucking horsehead mask and get the fuck out of here.
>>15193080
What kind of "stuff"
>>15193080
PUT ON THE MASK!
DO IT!
>>15193076
>I just lost the drive to
I feel your pain my nigga.
>>15193094
>>15193099
>>15193103
YOU FOOLS
>>15193058
An Ushi-Oni with Rita Repulsa's voice and personality sounds great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lif5tVdxEN0
Just an incredibly bitter and cynical thousand-year old Christmas Cake who yells at henchmen.
>>15193076
>shacking up with the same guy
And that's where you went so horribly wrong.
>>15193064
It was originally just the Hinezumi molesting a passed-out Dormouse in a bar.
>>15193109
What if I just want to help her smile again? Is that too hard to ask of?
>>15193076
I remember that. What's so bad about fucking two girls that also sort of mutually fuck one another?
>lost the drive
Yeah, I used to do a lot of editing for moose, but I haven't in such a long time and I know that even now when I'm incredibly bored and with nothing better to do I still won't do that.
>>15193092
>>15193097
>>15193103
>Puts a mask on while doing a 360 and walks away
>>15193058
She can get a part time job if she wants spending money. Or wait for her birthday.
>>15193123
OH YEAH BABY! NOW WE'RE TALKING!
>>15193122
>What's so bad about fucking two girls that also sort of mutually fuck one another?
Nothing. Autists will be autists, 4chan will be 4chan.
>>15193082
White ranger.
Used be be ranger, but went villainside after hitching a lilim.
Not really evil, in fact he's still a really nice guy.
Just him sorta shouts from the sidelines and offers pamphlet style karma sutras.
"Dudes, seriously. You don't know what you're missing here!"
MGC TV has him as sort of a sex ed mascot in his own slot on prime time.
>>15193140
You ruined him.
RUINED HIM
>>15193140
>tries to convince the boys to date the monsters that have crushes on them since they're actually really well suited to each other
I bet he's the one who got Ushi-chan to go back for a doctorate!
Loen's working on the Lich, I actually feel a little bit giddy right now.
>>15193166
Which lich?
>>15193166
Jiggly Lich butts!
>>15193166
>Those tits
Wanna grope the Lich
Gonna tease her about her tits.
>>15193166
What's she gonna do in the pic?
>>15193171
>>15193176
Just a simple pose for the first one since it's the first time I've commissioned any Lich art, might get one in a sun dress sometime since it's the season for it right now.
>>15193176
Try and cure her Lichdom by becoming a nice Human Girl again so Anon will like her.But Anon likes her just the way she is.
>>15193190
>Rei lich
I don't want to start 3rd impact with a doll
>You walk in on your Fennec self-fluffing
What would you do?
>>15193213
Bone her while she humps her own fluff.
>>15193213
Give her my mofu.
>>15193213
Help her brush that tail, it's a mess!
>>15193213
Groom her tail, of course!Then have it fluff up all over again in embarrassment as my grooming comes closer to the base of her tail!
>>15192994
>>15193058
>One the Paladin Ranger's adamantly doesn't want a MG waifu
>Makes it well known over many episodes
>His face is always obscured somehow so nobody knows what he looks like
>His popularity never rises so he's the oldest member but gets a niche decent amount of votes because he's "The Mystery Box" of Paladin Rangers
>The male "Christmas Cake" joke of the show as he lasts for years
>His mom is actually the Tanuki who owns the rights to the show and is super picky about who he gets married to which is why he never becomes popular
>Eventually she sets up a deal to get a rival Tanuki Clans daughter as the "Monster of the Month"
>His face is finally seen and he ends up being considered the best looking male on the show ever
>Celebrity MGs actually go out of there way to try and get the Tanuki owner let them be the monster that marries him at the end of the month, all turned down, makes the show popularity / drama surge
>At the end of the month he's destined to marry the Tanuki (just as planned Tanuki face)
>Except the Rita Repulsa Ushi Oni actor finally loses her shit, crashes through the set, and absconds with him to merry for herself
>The show is in shambles, building repairs, new actors needed, and the Tanuki's prized son is now married to an Ushi
>Not as planned Tanuki face intensifies
Which one would you rather have as yourmother?
>>15193140
Man, it's a shame that the Masked Knight series had such shit acting and writing. The Crossovers would've been amazing.What the fuck even was the point of Ferbus.
>>15193285
proboly Wight.
>>15193285
Wight.
>>15193285
I don't like parties or black-tie affairs, but Wight.
>>15193283
She's not going to have fun when he divorces her.
>>15193285
Wight. She'd probably try to set me up with a cute Vampire or Wight Ojou-sama or something too.
Or that one nerdy Lich she noticed staring at me.
Or one of her Ghoul Maids.Or all four of them.
>>15193285
Neither.
>>15193285
Wight just seems like more fun.
>>15193285
Troll would be a cute and loving mom. Marry the Wight.
>>15193285
Troll because she's warm and soft unlike the clammy dork Wight
>>15193322
But you have to have a mother.
>>15193316
Why would he? Now he's free from his mother's smothering influence, he's an incredibly popular actor, and he's got a loving wife.
If anything, this is a new beginning for him.He could probably start his own show with more action and drama than his mother's.
>>15193285
Troll
>>15193015
Did she just kill 2 faceless fat men over there?
>>15193331
I'll take a human mother.
>>15193338
Boring.
>>15193285
Troll's got a big booty.
But I bet she's too pure to realize it.
>>15193332
He might have a fear of spiders, or maybe he hates Ushi's and the personality 99% of them have. Or maybe his fetishes don't match up with her. Ever think about that smart guy?
>>15193285
Troll. The Wight is too dead for me.
>>15193347
But we don't know if any of those things are true anon! Schrodinger's Cat applies!
>>15193343
Sorry anon, but since most mothers are fucking trash I would rather pick a mother that is easy to deal with.
>>15193321
Orherself
>>15193285
On one hand the troll would be a better choice, because I want to fuck the wight and mother-son incest a shit.
But on the other hand, the wight probably knows more wights.
>>15193345
Wights also have big booties.
I like a girl who can inflict collateral damage
>>15193364
Why are you mixing 3D stuff on this?
>>15193367
>mother-son incest a shit
Look at this fag
>>15193360
Sorry anon, but at least one of the things on my list are more likely than him liking her. She getting a big fat divorce paper.
>>15193375
I like a girl who has tits and asses bigger than her head.
>>15193364
>>15193367
Gaaay
>>15193376
Because it's true. Mothers in these times would be awful, monster girl or not.
>>15193343
>not wanting your human mother's initial apprehension and distrust slowly turn to begridging approval and possibly even affection as she sees how good your monster waifu is to you
ok
>>15193385
My brother.
>>15193387
Are you the guy that gets shittershattered over monstergirl onee-sans?
>>15190099
>Another lamia
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>15193373
>"Is self-conscious of her thighs"
Why doesn't she just buy better clothes for her sizes then?
>>15193387
Seems like you have a chip on your shoulder.
>>15193399
Nope, a monster girl older sister would probably be the easiest to deal with since they would already have a boyfriend and wouldn't bother you that much.
>>15193365
I'm not really into the whole "Raising a kid just to fuck him" thing.And I think it'd be funnier if she was just obsessed with having grandchildren and in her mind more wives = more granddaughterus.
>>15193413
Confirmed for being a faggot
>/mgg/ - Incest generalKeep us posted aunt Anon
If monstergirls ever became real, odds are you'd never find your one true waifu.
>>15193404
That's an Eel
>>15193444
You may have trips, but this is a rare occurrence where that is factually false.
>>15193444
By the time monster girls become real we'll be really old/passed away anyway
>>15193461
You didn't even find your human girl soulmate, what makes you think you'll find your monstergirl soulmate in this vast planet?
>>15193444
Yeah, you're probably right. But it's not like I'd have a relationship with monster girls if they were real anyway.
>>15193468
Haha, jokes on you bub. I've been married 6 years.
>>15193475
>you'll find a mg waifu
I won't, Anon. I can't.
>>15193478
Your hand doesn't count anon.
>>15193478
Then what are you doing here?
>>15193478
>Planning to NTR your human waifu if monstergirls become real
Enjoy that Eros curse, you faggot.
>>15193488
I understand that taking my word for it over an anonymous child's painting website is tough, but I'm afraid that's all you can do.
>>15193483
In the scenario where mg's exist, and assuming that they'll probably have a sizeable group in your local area, and assuming you're not going to die or are handicapped in some way, physical, mental or otherwise, you'll find an MG.
>>15193492
Enjoying monster girls. Just like everyone else.
>>15193478
>I've been married 6 years.
>Actually getting married
Oh you're an idiot
>>15193494
Or you know, corrupt her
>>15193494
>implying eros exists if they become real
I'll take my chances.
>>15193494
It's not NTR she turns by mg transformation, otherwise known as one of many common ways MG's grow in number.
>>15193500
It's not their availability that's the problem, Anon. It's something diffent.
>>15193507
Is your wife fine with you spending your free time talking about fetishes and feelings with a bunch of creepy autists?
>>15193509
Common law is a bitch.
>>15193522
Some dudes read porno mags and hustlers and shit.
I just enjoy reading stories.
>>15193058
For the "make my monster grow" stuff without using the that hoodoo stuff, do you think they would use the size-changing MGs for those scenes?
I don't give a fuck about anyone's aunt or wife, post about monstergirls.
>>15193521What is it? If you don't want to talk about it, that's okay. Just curious is all.
>>15193534
Sounds good to me
>>15193535Because bad people don't deserve good things.
>>15193533
There's also a fair number of mamono with illusion magic... although then the question arises as to whether or not that would get captured on video imaging.
>>15193544
God damn it, the edge.
>>15193541
I'm still here lamenting the fact that I'll never cuddle a Hellhound.
Imagine how warm that'd be man. I'd probably be able to sleep without a blanket if I was cuddling her.
>>15193548
We're not looking at a edgelord. We're looking at a weenie.
>>15193548
It's less edginess and more that I realized I'm not a good person to be around, is all. Enough blogging.
>>15193447
Yes, and Eels have serpentine bodies.I know she's technically a mermaid, but hey, I mean.
>>15193549
I want this, but with a hinezumi.
>>15193546
Now that I think about it, maybe if the illusion stuff doesn't get captured, they can use a slime with make-up for the transition. Just color it appropriately and you're good.
>>15193555
So am I, I just happen to make people laugh more. I still think that relationships with an MG isn't so much a deserve as much as a thing that happens between two parties with a mutual interest in each other.
New chapter of A Serpent in Zion.
https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/
>>15193549
I want that with a Chochin Obake. I made a shit ton of paper lanterns when I was a kid, so I kind of fond of them. If only I can learn to draw well enough to make a picture of an anon taking his Lantern GF to the temple festival.
>>15193570
You've got the speed of Stephen King coupled with the prose of Stephanie Meyer.
>>15193549
Sleeping with a fire based monster girl in a cold winter night must be something equal to paradise.
>>15193603
I don't understand if that's a good or bad thing
>>15193603
Savage
>>15193616
It's bad you fucking retard.
So what kind of monster girl would you like to see next, Anon?
>>15193444
I'll go hiking in the mountains with a megaphone and announce that I'm feeling cold, this guarantees a Yeti, Wendigo, Glacies, Yuki-onna, or an avalanche will come
If it's an avalanche a Yeti will save me
>>15193616
That means bad you idiot. Speed of Stephen king in terms of fast output of genre fiction and Stephanie Myer prose in being generally poorly written wish fulfillment.
>>15193631
a real one
>>15193631
A cute but strong reptile.
>>15193631
SHARK
H
A
R
K
>>15193631
Little mice
>>15193631
A not shit deity.
>>15193631
And who are you?
Man the shitposters have come out in full force tonight it seems.
>>15193661
I'm Anon, Anon.
>>15193631
Shark, Dragonfly, Mantis Shrimp, Kikimora's bisexual housekeeping partner, Aztec gods and a crocodile girl.
>>15193631
Shark girl. Enough said.
>>15193662
On what, real life tangents, spam posting or differing views on the value of family in a fetish thread where the kink are sex crazed women who want to propagate their respective races?
>>15193662
ayy lmao
>>15193631
Something with tentacles.
>>15193665
How does one pronounce "Anon"? Is it "eh-non" or "ayy-non"?
>>15193688
>'Eh-non'
Only if he's Canadian.
>>15193688
I just say it like "Ah-non"
>>15193549
>>15193611
I want the exact opposite, a Wight or Lich pressed against you and your warmth under the covers.
>>15193703
This.
>>15193703
>>15193706
Ayy-non > Eh-non > Ah-non though
>>15193688
I say it just like it is written because my language is not fucking retarded.
>>15193705
Comfy as fuck.
>>15193712
>being Minnesotan
>being Canadian
Just fack right off, eh?
Reminder there is literally NOTHING better than a sexually confused tomboy.
>>15193728
How about a sexually confused tomboy that has tits?
>>15193603
You are incorrect, sir.
Stephanie Meyer is worth 125 million dollars. I'm paid in the abuse of anonymous individuals. I think we can both see whose prose is more valuable.
>>15193631
Moremofu
>>15193731
That would be the best tomboy.
>>15193731
Get your eyes checked. that one clearly has boobs, she even has cleavage showing in the top part.
>>15193705
Huh. Never thought about a guy using his heat to warm a monster girl in the night, even though I sleep thinking about the contrary.
I learned something today. Next time I sleep, I'll be the one warming my waifu up.
Tomboys in breast bindings.
Yes or no?
>>15193764
Yes, but only if they snap at some point and she gets embarrassed over how big her tits are.
>>15193728
I want a tomboy wolfgirl childhood friend so bad.
>She wags her tail anytime she sees you
Late Night will never draw something you came up with
>>15193795
I'm pretty happy I got him to draw that picture of a man flicking a Tanuki loli's forehead.
>>15193795
He did once before. and that was pretty cool
>>15193783
Stealing the tomboy's first kiss.
>>15193795>Latenight has drawn more of my suggestions and ideas than I likely deserve
>>15193795
Pretty much the only time Latenight drew one of my ideas was the fart noise slime sex
>>15189840
Thanks, Doc.
>>15193795
I want buy that Lilum a drink and talk to her about her problems.
>>15193795If the hellhound being bitten was Latenight's, I have you beat.
>>15193795
>implying designated driver Unicorn doesn't exist
Feels good man.
>>15193633
Brilliant, Sempai...!
>>15193835
don't you dare pull that string fluffy
>>15193836What anime is that? I always see the joke versions of it but I can never find what the source is.
>>15193833
>designated driver Unicorn
How does she fit?
What does she drive?
>>15193795I want to see some Pally and Yeti in the bar, even if Yeti isn't old enough to drink
>>15193795
I'm just glad he used a word that I made.
>>15193824
"I'm going to take you to the diner down the block from here for milkshakes so thick you have to eat them with a spoon. Then, we're going to go back to my place so I can tie you up like the blackberry fuckmuffin I know that you are and pour so much chocolate drizzle and whipped cream on you they may as well just name a brand new dessert after this.
When you wake up in the morning I'm going to treat you to the BEST blueberry and maple syrup pancakes before showing you the local farmer's market where they have the sweetest strawberries this side of Lescatie."
>>15193833
>designated driver unicorn
>just a thinly veiled unicorn dating service
>pick up drunk guys
>let them ride the unicorn home
>the next morning he's greeted to a beautifully made breakfast in bed by an equally beautiful unicorn
>she just smiles at the confused man and tells him he "needs his strength for tonight"
>>15190254
>>15190277
Soft, coily, cuddly and lewd. I like it.
>>15193795
What are you talking about? He drew this because of me!
>>15193777
Tomboyish demon in spats that has huge, infernal tats she's shy of?Shower sex where I see them for the first time and make her proud of them would be a must.
Is there even any blue oni fan art? I look at her wiki and there's like jack shit.
>>15193906
Yes. God yes. A thousand times yes.She's gotta have childbearing hips and killer thighs too.And after the shower sex she'll form a contract with you to be your girlfriend in exchange for you never leaving her.
>>15193917
A very miniscule amount.
>>15193919
I'd never leave her and there's a good chance she'd be carrying demon spawn within a month.
>>15193942
Them and Raiju seem really underappreciated.
>>15193795
Request depressed anon sitting next to depressed succubus while they drink their misery away.
I want to ride on Route 66 and telling biker stories of monstergirls trying to chase me on my bike in road bars for the rest of my days
>>15193814
I'm in the same boat, mate.
>>15193961
For some reason this post reminded me of the Mad Max discussion we had in an older thread.
>>15193947
Do you think that monster girls with little to no fanart cry when they go to sleep?
>>15193955
>Late Night draws this
>Technically it's an idea about depressed anon but not depressed anon's idea
>Depressed anon becomes more depressed that someone else got something drawn and he hasn't
>>15193969
Would you a crazed group of paint-huffing P'Orc and Oni gearheads?
>>15193947
A lot of the girls are underaprecciated that's why it's best to get good at writing/drawing so more can be made for them
>>15193795
Imagine if people here shat on whatever story or greentext Latenight didn't make a drawing for?
>>15193973
yeah. And when they actually get one it's like christmas for them
>>15193955
And a disembodied hand is patting him on the back, signifying that it's going to be all right. The reason why it is disembodied because it's Latenight's hand.
>>15193945
I hope you're ready for long sessions of leglocking sex in the mating press every night until she's pregnant.Followed by post sex cuddling beneath the covers.
>>15193978
>>15193989
I'm trying to learn, but it's going to take a while before I can be santa and gift them a present.
>>15193977
Short answer: Yes.
Long answer:WITNESS ME!!!
>>15193978
I'm not good at either of those things though
>>15193335
Those are orcs, and it doesn't end well for her.
>>15194010
I'm trying to learn too. Just keep at it and don't give up.
>>15193994
Always, although we may mix in some matting presses and missionary position.
>>15193978
Poor zap wolf doesn't get nearly enough love.
I want to get kidnapped by the dastardly Zap Squad!
You are now aware that Leanan Cross probably added you to the HBE at some point.
>>15194058
I'd probably be their version of the Matango.
>>15193902
I want to witness a big awawa fight!
>>15194058
Then it MUST suck balls.
Any ideas about how to justify a blood related onee-an?
>>15194058
You are now aware of the fact that monstergirls likely fight over if you're shit or not.
You are now aware that porn of you possibly exists.
You are now aware that at least one monstergirl may or may not have masturbated to you.This is uncomfortable.
>>15194062
probably KC from the monstergirl dimension.
>>15194073
Momammy accident.
Mom had the character and then got turned.
>>15194067
No, I would be.
>>15194058
She wouldn't spend the effort to add a nobody like me to HBE
>>15194073
The only three I can think of are
a): She was born human
b): You were born to an Echidna
c): Half-sister.
That's it. That's all I can think of. Blood Related monstergirl Onee-sans are hard to think up justifications for.
>>15194073
>Human onee-san monsterizes into a monstergirl
>Demon Realm time fuckery a la Gaufs Jabberwock Onee-san story
That's about it.
>>15194073
Have your story take place in the future where the Demon Lord got her shit together and enabled son-mode.
Have boring human family with older sister, then have monsterization shenanigans.
Be a lucky dude who was born from an Echidna.
Take your pick.
>You will never tease the nerdhound
>>15194091
Imma impregnate her during junior year so that she has a baby bump by winter.
>>15193833
Such nice ladies.
>>15194091
I'm gonna ask her toplay Call of dutywith me
>>15194117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afk1ODMtrgg
>>15194050
Oh no. Not those delinquents.
>>15193862
They dress in order grab and advertise as a virgins only, rape prevention service I assume
>>15194117
I would rather ask her to playBattlefield 1
>Nerdhound is playing Dark Souls 3
>Go up to her and wrap your arms around her
>Start acting intimate
>You feel her warming up as you embrace her
>You whisper seductively into her ear"Skyrim is better."
>Nerdhound wants to watch some TV but can't decide on what to watch
>You bring up Netflix
>FindBig Bang Theory
>You watch her cringe
>"Bazinga."
>>15194091
>She can't use her eye-flames because they char her glasses and make her sinuses act up.
What a nerd.
>>15194137
Was mankind meant to tease this much?
>>15194058
I'm not quite sure what niche I would fill.
Maybe some blend of Oomukade/Crow Tengu.
>>15194077
What if that girl as your waifu?
>>15194077
Good god. That IS uncomfortable.
Now I'm trying to think of what a "generic" version of me would be in such a HBE. Dammit, anon.
>>15193978
I adore her fluffy tabi feet.
>>15191512
Yes wife.
>>15194058
I don't think a weird and paranoid human would have a place there.
>>15194144
I'm still uncomfortable with the idea of a girl masturbating to the thought of me.
I don't know why because that should be awesome.
>>15194145
You are now aware of the fact that not only is it likely that a monstergirl has commissioned art of you, but it's slightly likely that at least one body pillow of you exists.
>>15194091
>pulling the fire alarm and saying that the nerdhound was too hot
If only all the shit I did in school was with MGs
I was going to request a commission from butter-t back in February but I held off because his list was long, I didn't know he was going to take a break in March, thankfully I got his last commission for a while
>>15194170
Yes they would. Monstergirls would be greentexting about cuddling a paranoid HB until he's convinced they're telling the truth when they say they love him.
>>15194176
I wonder what kind of things I would be doing in those drawings.
Considering they are monster girls, probably a lewd pose while masturbating.
>>15194091
I want to tease a Nerdhound only for her to explain to me scientifically why i'm going to get raped by her tonight!
>>15194176
Please anon. I'd rather not think about what sick Raijus get wet from thinking about the work I'm studying for in university.
In other news, friendly reminder that when charging a Raiju, make sure you use very thick cables. Thinner wires will get hot from all the current, causing her to get burned.
>>15194170
There probably is. I fail to believe there would be a blank slate, easily irritable human who hates everything, including his life though.
>>15187693
Nice music, heard the game was complete garbage though. What does this have to do with Monster Girls?
>>15194186
That does sound desirable and appropriate.
>>15194206
There would be basic info on a human as a race and then the rest of the entries would be about personality types, what a human working in a particular career would be like and other stuff. So pretty different than our MGE.
Entries would be things like an Athlete, artist, fishermen, NEETs or personalities like Introverted, social-able and so on.
>>15194219
>complete garbage
I bet your face would make a great party mask.
>>15194269
Hey man, that's just what I've heard. Can I assume you like it?
MODS ARE ASLEEP! POST BEST GIRL!
>>15194294
Wurm-chan stop, that's not how you hold a pie correctly!
>>15194294
Wide wurm hips!They only get wider with pregnancy.
>>15194294
Mom is asleep, bang nee-san?
>>15194294
I got you senpaiília
>>15194288
Nah, it wasvery polarizing.
>>15194294
Alright
>>15194313
But you always bang Nee-San.
>>15194294
can do
Goodnight /mgt/.
I hope my waifu posts a lot about me in /hbt/ while I'm sleeping.
>>15194176
How is it weird? Just hear me out.Your waifu is probably basking in the glow of her monitor right now as browses /hbg/. Greentext, discussion, art, stories,she checks them all out. But there's not much of you. It's too be expected. You're not a meme husbando like Delicious Brown Architect or Lewd Butler or Indomitable Prison Guard. You're special, for people with taste, like her. So why can't she fantasize about you? Maybe it's the one where you're a DILF, or the one in which you're consummating your marriage, or maybe even her thinking about her husbando going into a thread for monstergirls and posting about all the things he wants to do to her.
>>15194313
>You'll never have a monstergirl half-sister who seems normal when you're first moving in.
>You'll never learn it's not going to be normal when you wake up the next morning with her under your covers sucking your dick like a champion.
>You'll never be able to get your father and new mother to stop her because they're always "conveniently" on a "business trip" or a vacation with each other.
>You'll never try your hardest to keep your virginity intact while she rapes you with everything but her pussy.What kind of Half-sister would you want? I'm partial to a Himedere Vampire that only shows her true lewd nerdy self around you.
If a portal to our world was opened by monstergirls, first thing I'd to istell them not to come hereand shut down the portal..You too would think the same way if you know what's best for their sake.
>>15194294
Here you go.
>>15194343
Or just go traitor.
>>15194338
I just don't know anon. I don't feel comfortable knowing that aLililmis doing all those thingswhile in parallel dimensions a whole lot of different monstergirls are doing the same thing because I have too many waifus and it's ruining my laifu.
>>15194343
But anon they wouldn't listen and come here anyway
>>15194294
Look at this bullshit, when Woolie steals pies, he's a monster. But when Wurm-chan does it she's cute and moe.
Fucking racists. All of you.
>>15194343
>Portal to the monstergirl world is opened.
>Someone on our side tells them not to come here because it's shit
>Someone on their side does the exact same thing.
>Bonds are formed over the fact that neither of our worlds are perfect.
>>15194351
But don't you want her to smile whenever another girl acknowledges how great you are?
>>15194356
Woolie doesn't have tits.And Wurm-chan is so cute that people just give her pies.
...Now I'm imagining a brown-skinned wurm. How dare you make me associate Woolie with something lewd.
>>15194354
They MUST understand. They should stay with the men from their world, we're too far down the hole for them not to suffer in our presence.
>>15194363
How is a world with monstergirls shit?
>>15194356
I lack a basic understanding of racial tolerance. You're just being silly.
>>15194367
I just don't feel comfortable at all with the idea of a girl thinking about me while she brings herself to orgasm. I just don't like the idea of being masturbated to because it just creeps me out for some reason.And if the portal opened, I'm too much of a pushover to deny any of the monstergirls who wanted to fuck me. My pelvis would be super sore.And if we're going with the "Your waifu has you as her husbando" thing here then one of those girls is Deruella.
>>15194356
I almost forgot i had this.
I'm going to pat a pudgy wurmling on head!
>>15194370
There's probably some monstergirl over there asking some anon on /hbg/ how a world with human boys can be shit.
>>15194383
A world with human who only make scientific breakthroughs for new ways to kill each other you mean.
>>15194390
But humans boys are cute and sexy!
>>15194390
>babby's first pessimist
Cute!
>>15194137
Is this the easiest way to incite a nerdhound's latent instinct to rape?
>>15193795
All it took was one long session of arousal.
>>15194410
What, you gonna tell me it isn't true? Are you the muh family guy from earlier?
>>15194411
No. The best way to do that is to walk into her room, look dead at her Xbox or PS3/4 or what have you and say "Oh hey, a Nintendo! You got Mario?"
>>15194022
Same here man. With practice and time, maybe it won't take up years to get good. it would be awful if we all got good enough to draw and there's no one left to share our work with.
>>15194419
What's it like being 15 anon? It's been a while so I've kind of forgotten what it felt like to be a hormonal asshole.
>>15194427
You seem aprehensive over something, buddy. I suppose you haven't left mommy's basement yet, that's understandable.
In case you've been skipping your history classes, a great majority of humanity's most incredible breakthroughs and discoveries were made during wartime, from the day we were conceived. But I suppose you don't believe, or knew, any of that in your own little world.
>Be Zipanguese salaryman
>Work became really tough ever since our Tanuki boss got married
>Have to work 7 days a week and do overtime every night
>Get my dinner from the convenience store every single day
>Enter the store as usual
>”Welcome Anon-kun”
>The Unagi Joro clerc never fails to be here when I come by
>Quickly pick up some prepared meal so I can head home quick
>”You really need to get yourself a nice wife who will cook you dinner.”
>Instead of letting me pay and leave, she has to strike a conversation every damn time
>Joke that the convenience store is my wife
>”I'm sure I can relieve you much better than the store can Anon-kun.”
>And always, she slips-up and tells me these obscene things without even noticing it
>Answer that I'm sure she's right but that I can't take care of a woman
>”Don't belittle yourself Anon, you're big enough to please any woman!”
>Literally facepalm at her complete lack of self-awareness
>Tell her to just let me pay so I can leave
>”Oh no, are you sick? Do you need eeling?”
>Is that girl serious?
>Put a 1000 yen bill on the counter, grab my food and try to leave before she spews out anymore nonsense
>She suddenly coils around me
>”I can't let a sick beauty like yourself walk alone at night!”
>Order her to release me at once
>”I can cure you with my mucus, open wide”
>Close my mouth and clench my teeth as hard as I can
>”Let me kiss you, you need your medicine!”
>She pinches my nostrils as if I was a mere child
>Eventually open my mouth to breath
>As soon as I open it, she pulls me in for a deep kiss
>Her sticky tongue rolls around mine filling me up with her sticky liquid
>After thoroughly raping my mouth for 5 minutes she releases me
>Can't stop blushing, also her mucus gave me a raging boner
>”You still look sick, do you want me to walk you home?”
>Can't say no, especially since walking around at night fully erect is a surefire way to get raped and married
>She hastily closes the store before we head home together
>”Anon-kun, hold my hand.”
>Fluster a bit before asking her why
>”Because I like you.”
>Flush even harder and give her my hand, by her look it doesn't seem like she even realized that she said that
>We safely get to my appartment
>Upon arrival I realize that I forgot the food at the store
>She proposes to cook for me
>Saying no now wouldn't change anything
>She somehow manages to cook a delicious omurice with whatever I had left in the fridge
>Thank her for the food and hint that she should leave now
>She doesn't get it and stays to watch me eat, her eyes filled with anticipation
>Can't stop smiling while eating the food, store-bought meals cannot compare with homemade ones
>Devour the entire plate at an alarming rate
>Her ears jumped up and down the whole time I was eating
>She insists on tucking me in bed before leaving
>Let her do it as thanks for the meal
>She kisses my forehead and wishes me good night before finally heading out
>I might need a wife after all
>>15194447
MOAR
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>>15194443
>He's not a cynical piece of shit so that means he's a naive basement dwelling idiot
Oh I'm laughing so goddamn hard right now.
I know the world can be shit, but I didn't let something that happened before I was born break me you weak little shit.
I'm stronger than that.
Yes the world can be crap, but guess what? There's still good in the world and life's worth living.
You gave up. You're a fucking coward who can't face the world and say "I'm not going to let you break me." I mean for fucks sake I have chronic depression and I can still say that.
>>15194475
>There's still good in the world and life's worth living.
Nice meme.
>>15193795
All I did was come up with the thread OPs subject matter, i.e. cowgirls.
Not that I mind seeing more of his shortstack Holsts.
>>15194494
Sorry you can't find enjoyment.
>>15194494
If I might suggest acne medication, try Proactiv. It worked wonders for me when I was in puberty.
>>15194494
Then anon, do this, take a gun, a loaded gun. I don't care if you buy it, or steal it from Tyrone. Just get a fucking gun and put two bullets in your chest and one in your head.
>>15194507
Whoa there anon, I'm not sure suicide is the answer here.
>>15194507
You first anon, lead by example.
I want to go to a costume party with a dullahan andhave her dress up like Mami.
If you all stop fighting I'll write a hellhound at the beach lewd. Please. Stahp.
>>15194447
So I'll marry Convenience Store-Chan.
>>15194475
>but I didn't let something that happened before I was born break me you weak little shit.
>I'm stronger than that.
I have no take in this argmuent, but why do you sound so insecure?
>>15194447
>yfw no convenience store MG
>>15194533
There are monster girls on this thread right now crying because human males are fighting.
>>15194545Because I was insecure in the past.Sometimes I have to remind myself.
But enough about me, let's talk about monstergirls and how much we want to see their lewd smiles during sex.
>>15194553
>implying they aren't rooting for their husbando
>>15194356
Wurms have no concept of ownership when they smell delicious pie. Woolie does. Be culturally sensitive, anon.
Anyone here support Butter's patreon? I'm trying to figure out if he actually opens up his "gallery" or whatever to certain donation levels. I'd really like to support him and get the full-sized hellhound thing he finished not long ago.
>>15194555
There's no particular benefit in forcing yourself into believing something. People should trust their instincts more.
>>15194553
Let's face it the the only possible solution they'd see is to husbando and love them until they stop.if only they were real
>>15194575It's not forcing, it's reaffirming. I changed anon.
>>15193166Got carried away maybe a little too much. But maybe you will like it.
>>15194447
I want to fuck that eel
>>15194582
Niiiice.
>>15194582I'd love a request by you one timeprobably a glacies or something because it suddenly got pretty hot.
>>15194581The only thing that comes of "Reaffirming" an exotic paradigm is cognitive dissonance.
>>15194582
byootiful
>>15194575
My instincts tell me to do incredibly impulsive and dumb things that would bite me in the ass, sometimes literally. Only thing it's good for is talking to other people.
>>15194582
Wow, that's pretty, really, really, pretty. Well done.
>>15194606
>My instincts tell me to do incredibly impulsive and dumb things that would bite me in the ass, sometimes literally.
How do you feel about Darwin?
>>15194612
He's going to get me someday, but not today bitch.
>>15194582
Awesome!
>>15194582
Is the Lich ass fat?
>>15193812
That girl is not a tomboy, she is a cripple-crawly
>>15194582
Unf.
Everytime KC begins to work on a new girl, I find myself checking the site before it's even announced that he's doing it. This has been going on for years now.
Is it a sign?
>>15193833
why is hakutaku sensei looking at me like that? She isn't thinking about doing lewd things to her student, right?
>>15194676
I guess you got his braincase down to a science if you can consistently figure out when he has a girl ready to be released.
I want to marry a Lich.
>>15190654
...that...reminds me of Ornstein's armor...
>>15193812
Name?
>>15194688
I don't even know man. I just get this sudden urge to check his site thinking "oh, it's been a while, maybe there's an update". Then a new girl gets posted literally a day after I check.
>>15194718
You must have, you seem to frequent the site fairly often, and I suppose his twitter, that's the only way I can figure you having such a track record.
Do you guys have any particular artist or artstyle you want to make? Honestly I really, really hope that someday with practice I can make something like what's in the Knights in the Nightmare artbook.
>>15192953
The Legoman Whore Face is at least better than that one dickgirl guy's face.
>>15194740
my current aspiration is to become at least half as good as pilotredsun
>>15194726
I look at the twitter once in a blue moon.
>>15193285
Troll.
Troll moms attract Gnome Childhood Friends.
Who doesn't want a Gnome Childhood Friend?
>>15194740
If I ever got the conviction to start drawing, I like the realistic style of Vagabond.
>>15194709
That's what that Living Armor is based off of.
>>15194582
Praise be to the Undead!
She's gorgeous!
>>15194759
Dirt pussy is trash
>>15194801
You're trash!
My hellhound is a weird bitch. She smells like lemons and ash, clawed one my eyes out (accidentally) when she tripped and fell on me, and even bit my dick once (not accidentally).
Too late for regrets though: now we've got 5 puppies and a house made from a converted limestone cave. All in all, life's pretty good.
>>15194822
I'd rather plant my seed in an Ignis than a dumb Gnome
>>15194851
>clawed one my eyes out
>All in all, life's pretty good.
>>15194851Declaw her
just to make sure, bare butts are fine here right?
>>15194856
Have fun with a heat rash on your dick.
>>15194917
Wrong. Nothing is fine here.
>>15194917
Maybe. Be sure that the pussy and asshole aren't visible though.
>>15194917
yeah man
How do you show a monstergirl that rape is wrong
>>15195037
Subjecting her to it, duh.
>>15195047
but how do you rape the willing
>>15195036
>you will never smack a Kejourous plump rear as you ravage her asshole while standing
>>15195052
You hire a monstergirl to rape her to make it so she won't consent
>>15195061
But that's just roleplaying for a threeway at that point.
>>15195055
true sorrow
>>15195080
Shit, can't rape a rapist it seems
>>15194917
ara ara butt
>>15195100
I'm sure you can teach them the error of their ways somehow.
>>15195112
Looks like she's been bit by the aphrodisiac bugs.
Several times in fact.
>>15195037
You have to show them the catastrophic psychological damage that results.
>>15194955
https://dropthenjot.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/cropped-this-is-fine-meme.jpg
>>15195036
>>15194956
Alright thanks dudesdat kej booty, unf
>>15195105
ara ara butt is best buttas are all other kinds of butts
>>15195098
I just wanna give her the B
>>15195112
So prolonged hand holding in public?
>>15195127
I hear ya anon, I wanna give her babies too.
>>15195127
I agree, a bike would be a great idea for a present. She'd be sure to have fun riding it, while feeling the breeze go through her hair. Hopefully she can avoid getting it tangled in the bike wheels though
>>15195124
neat anubits senpai
Yesss, grab the anubutt!
>>15195127
Why would to get her a Brazilian waxing?
>>15195156
Waaaaay ahead of you, anon.
>>15195124
You could do so much stuff with a butt like that.
I want to see how not raping an elf affects their inhibitions
>>15195170
Theyrape you anon. Its probably for the better.
Enjoy your new room mates.
>>15195181
They seem nice, as long as their share of the rent is paid and they knock before entering then I see no problems happening
>>15195180
But if elves are weak to rape then shouldn't I be able to stop and elf from raping me
Black Kejouro hair
What happens to short haired Kejouroes, are they bullied?
>>15194740
Interesting book, thanks for linking to it.
>>15195187
I see.
So you'd be raped for your weakness within a day by most of them.
>>15195181
Would cuddle snek and dragon. I want to drink rum and sing sea shanties with Mako.
>>15195229
But rape is a crime and that makes them criminals
>>15195214
>pain like having a finger cut off every time they cut their hair
>having short hair
Not only would they have inferior short hair, but they would be some kind of ultimate masochist. Like the cyclopses look at her and go "God damn, what is wrong with that girl?"
>>15195214
All Kejourou are born with long hair that grows as they get taller and older.
Sadly in that case they probably would be bullied by their fellow Kejourou.
In other news I sent an email to Luth for a commission.
>>15195229
>So you'd be raped for your weakness within a day by most of them.
Anon that isperfect.
>>15195243
I never mentioned cutting I was just thinking genetics. Not like you have to cut boobs off to have a flat chest so same for hair
I want to teach a wurm that no means no.
>>15195252
Hair grows anon. It's either growing or dead and falling out. Short hair is not genetics. Genetics would be a bald Kejourou.
>>15195124
So much booty.
>>15195264
But no is negative, and negative times a negative means a positive, so "no means no" is like "no times no" which means no times no equal yes because yes is a positive so no means yes!
>>15195267
Well Kejouro hair is different than regular hair
>>15195264
Silly anon. Wurm knows that "No" just means for her to ask again and say Pretty Please with big cute wurm eyes. It's never failed!
>>15195267
>bald Kejourou
truly one of the most depressing things to think about.
>>15195284
Perfect bully material, she might as well just be human
>>15195280
Not in that respect, it isn't.
>>15195288
She wouldn't even be in a place to be bullied at. She'd lock herself in her room all day, staring out the window and listening to depressing music
Guys we should not talk about disabled monster girls. So no wingless harpies, bald kejourous, tailess sneks, or mentaly retarded wurms
>>15195293
"Crawling in my skiiiiiin, my hair will never grroooooooow"
>>15195303
What about scaleless dragons?
>>15195314
So a human?
>>15195314
or a Unagi Joro who has difficulty producing mucus?
>>15195314kill them get lord soul
I bet it would be nice to lay your head in the lap of a mindflayer
Good night Anons,
take care and make sure to tip the oni bartender well, it's hard watching everyone else have a good time while she's working so a little extra will go a long way
I want to ask my monster friend to pretend to be my girlfriend so I don't get raped
>>15195201
is quite nice!
But brown, red, blonde Kejourou hair is nice too!
Pure Succubus vs Slutty Angel. Who wins?
>>15195378
I win.
>>15195378
Pure succubus
>>15195386
So did they switch bodies or something? Why isn't that succubus perverted
>>15195391
Because she's pure, and the angel is a slut. What don't you get about this?
>>15195395
Pure Succubus seems like an oxymoron
>>15195401
Welcome to KCland, you will enjoy your stay even if you don't want to.
>>15195386
She seems like a innocent succubus who doesn't want her crush stolen by that slut
>>15195420
I bet that angel would only rape the poor fellow and leave him in the alleyway for any wandering MG to pick up and take.
Light yandere Kikis are cute, but don't let them get too crazy
>>15195430
Why hasn't anyone made an image of an anon in torn clothes with insulting body writing plastered on his skin like a graffiti wall?
>>15195453
Don't forget the check marks for times raped.
>>15195338
Then she rapes you
>>15195338
Then she grooms you into her fuck buddy for life.
>>15195435
Define too crazy, because I'd be okay with a lot of things.
>>15195464
>>15195467
But this is a nonsexual arrangement just handholding around monstergirls
>>15195472
By handholding you mean fucking in public
>>15195470
How about murder or maiming. That is too far
>>15195470
Something something bolt cutters.
>>15195477
But friends don't fuck
>>15195488
Friends with benefits.
>>15195470
How about this crazy
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
>>15195124
YOOOOOOO
What if Twin Dullahan heads who share a body?
>>15195502
Conjoined Twins, but not conjoined?
>>15195484
>>15195485
>>15195493
Self mutilation and mutilation of me is not okay.
If other sluts go missing, then hey whatever.
>>15195502
The privilege of having the body comes second to the privilege of being held by anon.
>A Dullahan who just wants love
The best
Just a small update. Looks like this drawing is going to take a very long time since it's a set.
>>15195535
Dullahan are real cute when their bodies are more truthful their their heads
>>15195537
What a big guy.
>>15195124
I will admire this Anubutt.
I will admire its wonderfulness for a long time to come.
>>15195537
This purple man will never cease to confound me.
>>15194570
You're better off just buying it off of his gumroad thingy.
>>15195559
In't it rooted in furshit?
>>15195559
While he fucks her, he softly coos"I love you, you love me, we're gonna make a family"
>>15195559
What about the Blue man?
>>15195559
at least he's not gay
>>15195575
I'm blue da ba de da bu die
>>15195586
I was more going for the group
>>15195559
Is it the same purple man? Because the guy who commissions and inserts in the purple man wasn't involved in this picture.
I think the colour is just a coincidence.
>>15195610
artist of that drawing.
Originally this is supposed to be blue, but someone last two threads ago asked for purple. So I just complied.
>>15195615
Ah. They were probably joking around then, asking that in reference to the weird purple self-insert.
>>15195623
Ah ok. I could always just change the colour since he's on a separate layer.
I did consider just do solid colour and full shading on the man but I find it to be too much work for me to do already with all the facial expressions and the gradual cumflation.
>>15195493
That's not okay. Even the master-strangler Kiki was better than that.
>>15195628
Do whatever you want. Stick with purple, or change his colour to something understated that contrasts the anubis nicely, or if it's not a hassle, even make one or two sets with different colours.
>>15195659
It has a good end so it is worth it
I want to to donate blood to needy vampires
>>15195688
And then a cute yan loli vampire starts stalking you after falling in love with the taste of your blood?
>>15195688
I wonder, would this involve just donating blood into a bag for them to suck it out of, or sitting in chair and letting them drink from you directly? Probably just from your arm too.
>>15195697
Curse my rare blood type for being delicious enough to entice her
>>15195698
Probably from the arm rather than neck to make it less personal
Are Nerdy monsters cute?
>>15195710
Three vampires on each arm, and a recovery potion waiting for me when they're done.
>>15195715
Yes, in moderation.
>>15195688
Wasn't there a story about a guy and a homeless vampire?
>>15195715
The nerdier, the cuter.
Monoeyes are eyedorable
>>15195723
There was a short christmass sequel too
>>15195710
I want to donate through my dick.
>>15195732
Link to both?
>>15195733
I'd rather not donate blood through my dick
>>15195564
Wasn't aware of that until a bit after. Might be the better option.
>>15195738
If it gets a cute Vampire to put it in her mouth, I'm game. Besides, aren't Vampire bites supposed to feel really good?
>>15195735
http://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS
http://pastebin.com/6PKKpjC4
The first is greentext though.
Bad dog
>>15195747
Best dog.
I was reading a book about the D&D Mindflayers, and apparently they are covered with a thin layer of mucus that has a particular smell (such as vanilla) depending on the individual
The smell is faint, so you have to be very close to the Mindflayer to smell it
What I'm coming to is: Would you risk your sanity and free will for an opportunity to sniff a Mindflayer?
>>15195826
>sniff a Mindflayer
I'd sniff and lick her. I bet that mucus also covers her tentacles, so taking them in my mouth would taste delicious AND make her flustered enough to forget about flaying me!
>>15195838
Please don't embarass the eldritch abomination, her peers are going to make fun of her because of it
>>15195852
I wonder if her downstairs mucus also tastes the same...? Welp, only one way to find out!
>>15195852
>>Wow, girl! Your human is really well flayed!
>I-I didn't...
>>Look at him clinging to your tentacles!
>>Yeah, mine still winces at them no matter what I try!
>He's not...
>>I bet it feels so good to flay him when there isn't any fear inside him... I'm so jealous of you!
>>Yeah, the terror really sours up the taste!
>I never...
>>Well, I gotta go! Have fun with him!
>>Bye bye!
>But I keep telling you two, he's not flayed...
Knigga please, having a doting husbando would just make her the queen bee of the abominations!
>>15195877
Why does this sound so fun?
>>15195879
Because you forgot you'd be a sadsquid.
>>15195879
It's all fun and games until they go have a girl's night out and leave you to hang out with the twitchy wrecks that the other husbandos are.
>>15195883
Oh god that would be the worst. Like hanging out with a bunch of drug addicts, or people with light insanity. It'd be like if this thread had a meetup. Not sure if worth.
>liking brainwashers
Disgusting.
>>15195882
Squidbutt is worth the price.
>>15195887
>not wanting to feel her tentacles way up your brain
>not wanting to cuddlefuck her in the lotus position while kissing and being flayed
>not wanting to get a reacharound flayjob in the bath and filling the tub with cum without her even touching your dick
What a pleb!
>>15195885
>They are all talking about how they are obsessed with tentacles
>One of them starts to cry because he misses being a squid
>Another is very twitchy and keep murmuring things about the abyss
>Whenever something approach their ears they scream and roll around while ejaculating
Sounds like a fun time to me
>>15195891
>wanting to be flayed
It shouldn't be possible to be this thirsty.
>>15195895
Okay, that last one convinced me. That just sounds hilarious.
>>15195895
>>One of them starts to cry because he misses being a squid
>Daycare for addicted husbandos
>Big, soft plushies with a printout of his waifu's face for mofu addicts
>Earplugs with ocean sounds for squid kids
>Blankets with weights on them for onihusbands
>>15195891
Her smile gets me so hard. It's a shame Mindflayers get such a bad rep from people spreading lies.
>>15195910
I want to irrumate that smile while her long, slender tentacles make a mess of my brain!
>>15195903
What about the dragonsluts? Their various dragon waifus have to work long jobs, how would you keep them from suffering big withdrawals?
>>15195883
>Leave you to hang out with the twitchy wrecks that the other husbandos are
Nigga this is the plan. You get some hooded bath robes and glue gold sprinkles to the hemming and start a cult with your waifu as the great old one and her friends as unholy, saintlike paragons. They're all so mind broken they'll bite it hook line and sinker, and you'll only make your wife and by extension her friends fluttered as a procession of husbandos genuflect while you look on like a pope
>>15195916
It needs to be something warm, but also comforting. Maybe a pool toy in a hot tub? Plushie in a sauna would be really unhygienic.
>>15195895
>"Hey, you guys watching the Stanley Cup Finals?"
>Most of them babble incoherently while jamming their fingers in their ears in a desperate attempt to emulate the tentacles
>One just screams
>"Sharks, huh? I'm partial to the Capitals myself."
Slimy, sticky monsters are the best!
When's Eel getting art? I think she might be my favourite girl so far.
>>15195903
What about mouse addicts that DON'T sniff the mice?
>>15195940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVFt0szaX_8
>>15195940
Just pump them full of tranq's
>>15195930
Don't forget that each dragon is different. What comforts a man with a Wurm wife would be useless to a man with a Wock wife.
Despite this though, all would get fidgety and nervous without their waifu's scale nearby to stroke and cuddle.
>You'll never spend long and sleepy afternoons in the clutches of your shoggoth waifu, perusing the forbidden texts of the lusty arab, Abidah Alhazred
>Disturbed only by the pattering of rain against the window, the occasional fresh brew of coffee, and your wife's content shifting
>You'll never go travelling with her as the whim takes you, drawing blazing lines and curves to hidden planes in the air, sometimes being treated to her own flute-playing skills in the halls of the Daemon Slutan Azathoth, or sometimes visiting her relatives who have a large and obnoxiously luxurious manor high up in the mountains of lewdness
>>15195910
Y'know...I'm wondering if this pic is inadvertently depicting vaginal sex, or cunnilingus.
I could look up "Squid Genitals" to be sure, but...no.
>>15195976
That squid is doing it with her. Her husband turns into a squid so he can keep doing it with her in public places.
>>15195976
I think it's vaginal, judging by the semen dribbling down her legs. He's also jizzing through his tentacles, though.
>>15195939
I wholeheartedly agree
Nothing can top off slimy cuddles and Eel girl is a cutie
I wwant to bully an eel whore by calling her an eel whore!
>>15196032
I want to be the childhood friend and only real social contact of a hikki eel girl who got bullied mercilessly in school and decided to cloister herself to avoid being called a whore every day!
>>15196032
>Stuttering like cute human boy
There will be bullying but it won't be the eel whore who is beingbullied
>>15196053
E-Eels can't bully!
>>15195746
Those were nice, thank you anon.
>>15196017
I want to be wrapped up by her and pressed against her warm, slippery body all while she gazes into my eyes, a sweet smile on her face. I go completely red, embarrassed by her tempting gaze.
And then sheAra aras me hard and I become addicted to her delicious, slimy, sticky body and never leave her side.
>>15196064
Just prepare to lose something precious when she invites you into her giant, warm, gently bubbling spa and playfully slips under the water, form hidden by the turbulent waves.
>>15196071
No problem, glad you liked it.
>>15196032
>Anon calls his Unagi Joro senpai an eel whore
>She gets slightly annoyed and retorts that she isn't a whore
>She then slips up and accidentally admits that she'd be happy to become Anon's whore
>Awkward silence ensues
>>15196103
>being your kouhai's whore
Disgraceful. Someone like that is only good for onahole use, not waifuing.
>>15196077
Oh goodness, yes. I would never want to leave her side.
The Unagi Joro is amazing.
>>15196112
Older women for younger men, anon. It's the natural order.
>>15196118
It is, but the older woman should be the one in charge.
>>15196120
There are plenty of prostitutes who specialize in domming their clients, Anon.
>>15196120
We've always got to find a way to divide ourselves don't we?
>>15196103
Senpai should be a cool beauty, not a whore! If she keeps this up she'll be in the same league asChubby Alp Senpai
>>15196134
She can be a cool beauty in public, a good housewife at home, and a complete whore in bed
>>15196115
We can only hope she gets lots of love and art. But there's already bullies on the loose.
>>15196134
But she's a whore just for her Anon!
>>15196120
>Not peforming the mating press on the older womanShe is actually the one in charge
>>15196154
Is it really still being a whore if she's being a whore for only one person?
>>15196154
>Already bullies on the loose
The same thing happened with the Basilisk, and she still managed to get some art and love. I guess we just gotta wait out the weekend.I can't wait; need my fix of ara ara eel.
>>15196162
I believe that's the implication of the whore part of her name. Japan's use of poetic language I assume.
>>15194801
>>15194822
What is Gnome pussy actually like?
>>15196185
Like ploughing the soil.
>>15196193
Is that a good or a bad thing?
>>15196202
Yes.
>>15196202
Well ploughed soil is good for planting your seed in.
>>15196202
Go buy some clay, make it wet and sloppy and punch it. That's wht it's like to fist a gnome
>>15196215
I just can't imagine that feeling very pleasant.
>>15190805
I see you're a man of fine taste.
>>15190809
You too.
>>15196215
By that logic, used goods are the best goods then?
>>15196225
Imagine harder then.
>>15196240
Why do you have someone plough the soil for you? Do it yourself. The labour involved is more rewarding than getting someone else to do it.
>>15196240
No, not unless the seed that is used is rotated each season. Otherwise the soil deteriorates.This is having weird implications.
>>15196242
Just, how is sticking your dick in dirt going to feel good?
>>15196253
Just ask an earth elemental and you'll find out.
>>15196253Anon, I don't think Gnome is literally made of mud, dirt or rock except for her hands.
>>15196267
Would Gnome give the worst handjobs in MGE?
Make that club, Major Gayness. Make that club.
>>15196273
Get a stone mason in to help make things easier.
>>15196275
Ehh, nandatte?
>>15196273
>handjobs feel like shit
>but she can get pregnant from them
Feels like an okay tradeoff.
More Lich from pixiv, no idea what she's saying but it seems someone got her a gift.
There's also a textless version: http://i.imgur.com/o23zEHS.png
>>15196284
Looks like a puzzle box. She's going to give it to her sweetheart and then when he solves it, she'll jump out and let him partake of her pleasures.
>>15196284
YAOI HANDS
A
O
I
Gnome pussy sounds good, but I'm all about that Ghost pussy
I want to stick it in some barely stimulating ectoplasm vagina
>>15196273
Nah.
>>15196293
It's just perspective, her hand is further in the foreground than the rest of her
>>15196273
I would imagine that she can make the texture and softness of her hands whatever her husband desires.
>>15196305
Even then they'll still be dirt.
>>15196301
Too bad her forearm gives no indication of that.
>>15196292
>when he solves it, she'll jump out and let him partake of her pleasures.
So it's a pinhead lich?
>>15196301
>>15196293
Jeez, that's not great now that I notice that.Byzantine perspective MGE art when?
>>15196301
No, it's clearly a bad case of yaoi hands
>>15196311
I'd go for that.
>>15196311
That was the idea, yes. Congratulations, you figured out an obvious pop-culture reference. Have a pint with Holo.
>>15196311
I'm glad you got the reference anonGood job
>>15196297
>Implying it dosn't stroke your very soul
Also I'm not especially big on PHaroahs, but I still wanna stick my dick in those red power leylines
>>15196293
You know what they say about a girl with big hands...
>>15196297
>barely stimulating ectoplasm vagina
Truly patrician taste. A dick bully like a loli oni or something is for plebs, something like that would make anyone come in seconds, but an ethereal pussy you have to really concentrate on to appreciate.
>>15196332
>girl with big hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5wqNIT33OA
BIG MEATY HANDS
>>15196323
That's an interesting concept, can your soul climax?Can her soul climax?
>>15196345
I don't know, but I want to cum inside her soul.
>>15196345
We've been over this, cumflate her soul and she ascends to literal godhood, mecomgin a fuion of waifu and Ra
You'd vote for the Kappa who sells wock bowls right as Mayor of MGC right? Sure she lost the chance to get on the ballot, but you'll write her in right?Please vote.
>>15196383
I can't vote, I'm in prison for indecency towards Wurmlings.
>>15196383
I can't vote, I'm in prison for indecency towards Werekittens.
>>15196388
>>15196400
I hope the dark elf guards are gentle with their punishments to you two.
>>15196383
I'm voting for Paladin-chan, she'll protect us from these kind of freaks >>15196388 >>15196400
>>15196426
>>15196427
It wasn't me, I'm telling you it was the one-armed man!
>>15196427
I'd vote against her, but I'm in prison for indecency towards Paladin-chans-
>>15196427
Paladin-chan won't gass the pedos, the sabbath is already deeply ingrained in the foundations of the church
>>15196437
>indecency towards Paladin-chans
You monster, what have Paladin-chans done to you?
>>15196445
Their cuteness makes my penis tingle. I just love everything about them! Their plain-cute faces, their fit and flat bodies, the angry faces they make when I rush up to them to kiss and hug them!
>>15196383
Why should I? What is her opinion on no-rape act?
>>15196461
I for one support the Lesctie Accords! We must stop Super Wurm and the Super Fuck Buddies from causing any more collateral damage!
>>15196454
I want to take part in a human repopulation program and get tax credit for marrying a Paladin-chan!
>>15196454
>their fit and flat bodies
>flat
What a gross generalization. I'll have you know that my local paladin-chan is a fine warhammer wielding lady with tits that seem fit to burst from her armor.
>>15196491
How many shotas must be raped before they do anything?
>>15196503
Well I like the flat ones. They busted me for pushing one down on her night patrol and dry humping her leather pants.
>>15196519
Anon, you are scaring the Paladin-chans.
>>15196519
Whilst I can't help but see breast size as directly proportional to a female knight's standing I have to agree that it is impoibly difficult to not just sneak up and caress their metal-clad bodies in ways that mena they don't notice or feel your presence until your hand slips beyond the unfeeling metal and into the hot leather and wools underneath
>>15196518
All of them.
>>15196557
That's why they put me in prison.
>>15196563
I want to masturbate onto a Paladin-chan's backplate without her noticing and run away to observe her expression when she finally notices!
>>15196571
>onto
>Not down or inside of
>Not having some rudimentary form of semenmancy, cumming on her and controlling the um to seep into her undergarments and slicken against her thighs
>>15196581
>>Not down or inside of
That's the sort of thing that gets you caught immediately and thrown into the celibacy dungeon. You might as well try to masturbate with her hair.
>>15196591
>immediately
Armour is hot anon. She'll think its sweat until she realizes it feels too thick
>>15196604
I'll have to try it the next time a Paladin-chan comes too close to my cell. They're pretty wary of me, though, ever since I hugged one of them through the bars. I even managed to touch my forehead to hers before she batoned me to submission.
>>15196627
>I even managed to touch my forehead to hers before she batoned me to submission.
You're the Hannibal Lecter of this setting.
>>15196627
Yo should focus your efforts anon. A paladin-chan is a fundamentally monogamous and pure character. Acting lewd to other paladin-chans is like a slap in the face
>>15196662
Kidnapping a paladin-chan and tell her to put the lotion in the basket when?
>>15196669
If I managed to kidnap a Paladin-chan, I wouldn't need to run around molesting other girls. I wonder if she'd get stockholm syndrome eventually as I hugged her and gave her headpats day after day...?
>>15196685
There has been plenty of research into this. For instance, if you kidnap a paladin-chan and administer headpats and kisses with every meal for a good few months, despite what she says, if you stop with either the headpats or the kisses, there is a marked decrease in your paladin-chan's overall happiness and satisfaction.
>>15196678
You're just a bloody Alp, aren't you?
>Alp hanging her tail between her legs so it looks like a big black cock
>"Would you fuck me?"
>>15196702
I want to forcibly cuddle a Paladin-chan for a year and then put my penis in her mouth to see if she will bite it or kiss it!
>>15195885
>/mgt/ has a thread meetup
>All the regular anons are siting around a table avoiding eye contact
>Jabberfag, Gazerfag and Miiafag are working together to carve a statue of their waifus out of a 9 foot tall block of marble
>The anubisfags built a functioning rocket out of Lego at some point, but are too busy rubbing their faces in a fur pelt to care about it
>The kejouroufag opened a hair salon
>Meanwhile at the Anon table, several discussion topics are popping up
>"Hey, want to try out my catgirl onahole?"
>"Why does that guy smell of doe piss?"
>"Why do you what doe piss smells like?"
>"So, now that we're all here face to face, can we agree that yuri is-"
>Someone punches him in the face, and is in turned punched by someone else
>The area around the table erupts into chaos as we all beat the fucking shit out of each other
>Meanwhile, kejouroufag is complimenting gazerfag on his girlish hair
>Jabberwockfag has opened a museum to showcase the $1000s he's spent on wock products
I'd go there.
>>15196736
>that moment when you feel her teeth begin to sink in, hesitate, and withdraw, her soft tongue swirling around your cock as she takes it deeper
>>15196781
Even if it meant being in the same room with Alpie?
>>15195537
CuteI still think the tits would look better if they were flat enough to not get noticeably pulled by gravity, though.
>>15196802
Changed my mind. Balls to that.
>>15196811
Bet you'd tap that in a heartbeat, Daddy-O.
>>15196781
>girlish hair
>>15196821
Apparently gazerfag looks like a bishie.
>>15195747
I want to get RAPED by a wolfu that's so preoccupied with sex that she can't understand what I'm saying.
>>15196888
i want to fuck it
>>15196863
I want to get RAPED by a Paladin-chan who thinks that I'm corrupted and the only way to cure me is to drain my balls of the contaminated sperm! She'd use an onahole on me for hours every day for a whole week before judging me purified and letting me go.
you know what sounds nice? meditation while being massaged by a gnome.
cant believe the heatwave kicked in so soon in london
>>15196943
You know what sounds even nicer? Bumble Bee Girls.
They're fluffy. They make honey.
>>15196951
I've been sunbathing for two weeks now.
>>15196888
I would wait a couple of years though, i don't mind flat chests but this is going too far.
>>15196954
Bumble Bees are going to be great for sounding.
What are the two thinking?
>>15196954
>Getting massaged outdoors by a gnome while watching the bee girls gather nectar and stuff.
must be fun in MG summer
>>15196966
Wocky wants to eat a peach, but Dragon is allergic to them.
>>15196966
>left: that wock just puked on my foot
>right: OH-EM-GEE I'M SOOO WAAASTEEED
>>15196966
dragon's just thinking about life while wock's thinking about your dick
>>15196910
I want to get RAPED by a Raiju who is so horny that she keeps going even after I faint from the violent sex and her powerful current
>>15196986
So the Wock is thinking of all the fun stuff she'll get to do to her husband's dick when she gets home, and the Dragon is jealous because she doesn't have a man in her life?
>>15195124
>that toned back
>that sideboob
>that plump anubutt
Good shit fampai.
Soon
I want toabandon my flesh and become one with the digital world as an AI!
>>15197018
Can't wait. Moth is cute!
>>15197018
There is literally nothing wrong with sticking your dick in crazy.
>>15197047
I wish I could stick my dick balls-deep in YAN crazy. A nutter who will cheat on you and dump you for nothing is worthless.
>>15197018
There is literally everything wrong with sticking your dick in crazy.
The shrewd Baphomet from down the street angerly yells at you and calls you a pervert older sister fucker! How do you respond?
>>15197062
>Says the women older than every other women in the city
>>15197062
dorf uptilt
>>15197062
Run up to her and start molesting her while calling her onee-chan.
>>15197062
I let her know that as a matter of fact I'm an auntie-fucker.
>>15197062
She's older than me.
Fuck her.
>>15197062
>I don't have an older sister you twat
So normally I'm a wurm kind of guy, but last night I had a dream about being in a college class with a Jabberwock professor and it's my favorite dream in recent memory. She was super tall, so I was about bust level with her, and after class we left the room together she put her arm around my shoulders and pressed me to her. I don't know whether to be happy I had the dream or sad that it was only a dream.
>>15197062
She's welcome to join if she want's to.
>>15197079
I wonder how that anon went with his auntie?
>>15197088
Can you rephrase that sentence in such a way as to be coherent?
>>15197062
But I'm not
Onee a shit
Baphomet a shit too though because they are 1000 year old loli
Real loli or gtfo
>>15197062
I hope she hears the moans of the Apophis tonight.
>>15197088
All the way, I hope.
>>15197092
Ayo niqqa did dat white boi fuggin his momma sistah get him dikk wet?
>>15197062
> Not grabbing her horns and doing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azkag366_gE
>>15197084
That sounds hot
I say embrace the tall powerful Jabberwock and pray for more dreams like her. Maybe you'll get to do extra credit with her one day.
>"Hey Anon, wanna visit the shrine with us today?"
>>15197084
I know how you feel.
I always have dreams with wolfgirls, but it makes me a little sad that I don't dream with a Dragon.
>>15197132
I once had a dream about a Dragon. I wrote about it.
>>15197127
What kind of extra credit?
>>15197132
Fortunately I like all dragons types, Jabberwock just isn't quite as desirable as wurm
>>15197128
I don't go to the mofu shrine.
>>15197145
Where she laid the egg? Can you link to that? I liked it.
>>15197149
Like testing who can give the best oral. Or maybe even how long it takes to impregnate a dragon.
>>15197132
I usually have dreams withhumangirls, talk with them, bond with them then the circumstances of life pull us apart and I'm left to ponder how things could have been before I wake up to realise none of the happiness was real, only the loneliness.
>>15197157
http://pastebin.com/X96jtuXj
>>15197128
I don't pray to false gods.
>>15197128
They wouldn't even have to ask me. I don't have a whole lot of money to donate, though.
>>15197128
Do I look like someone who likes to leave his house?
>>15197162Hi Alp
Why do you guys always get such nice dreams? Why can't I get a dream where I have some good fucking with my harpy waifu?
80% of my dreams are literally me returning to high school and university again.
>>15197159
2D Human girls are a special kind of "monster" whose main shtick isromance
>>15197174
Hey everyone.
>>15197178
I can't even remember my dreams.
>>15197159
I want to impregnate a human girl. I don't even need to have sex with her, just have my sperm penetrate her egg.
>>15197178
Mine are just me doing normal things like going onto /mgt/ or buying my sister shampoo. If I remeber them.
>>15197178
Maybe if you think hard enough, she will come to you in your dreams.Be careful to not cheat with your waifu in your dreams tough, it's a very unpleasant feeling
>>15197178
For me, my dreams involve very often places where a lot of people gather, like schools, train/bus stations and shopping malls, never understood what that meant.
As for monster girls, the only dream i have ever had was about me going to university and Kiki-senpai helping me study for tests, weird as fuck seeing a Kiki not meant for maid purposes.
>>15197178
80% of my dreams are really fucking wierd.I'm the guy who got cockblocked by Putin
>>15197230
One of my weirdest dream has me being Che Guevera, using a miner bot fights Levi from AoT to revolt against the system.
>>15197230
That wasn't a dream anon.
>>15197230
Kek
How that's happened?
BTW there is actually hentai about Putin NTRing Japan by fucking Kuril island girl
>>15197290
>Putin NTRing Japan by fucking Kuril island girl
Links?I hope she's dressed as an Ainu. Kumamiko has given me a new ethnicity fetish.
>>15197178
>>15197084 here
As you can see, I had a uni dream there that just happened to involve a jabberwock. Most of my dreams are the same as yours, going back to school for whatever reason. This is pretty much the only MG one I've ever had.
If you walked in on an Ayy Lmao changing her humie suit, you wouldn't blackmail her into bearing your children, would you?
>>15197334
I'd accept her for who she really is!
>>15197334
I would.
Since we're already on a weird topic I'll get out these ideas I've had in mind for a while
>Perfect monster girl waifu goes full yandere and rapes you 24/7 once she gets pregnant so that your child grows powerful
>Monster girls acting civilized and with human values because their father did most of their education
>Monster girls completely disregarding human women and using them like they were worthless
>Powerful monster girl marrying a weak, stupid peasant after he shows his love for her
>>15197334
I'd do the logical thing
I'd shout "AYY LMAO"
>>15197334
>She uses underwear under the human skin.
Kinda weird.And cute.
>>15197357
>Powerful monster girl marrying a weak, stupid peasant after he shows his love for her
the dream
>>15197334
Source?
>>15197380
Nah, she's trying on a swimsuit.
>>15197391
Oh, My Sweet Alien
>>15197387
>Powerful MG Baroness Vampire visiting one of the villages she rules
>Everyone has left their houses and is prostrating themselves in the streets
>Except for one farmer that is starting at her with his mouth wide open
>One of her retainers demands he kneel and avert his eyes from his Mistress
>He gets on his knees but says he can't stop looking at someone so beautiful
>>15197400
>non-H
Disappointing.
>>15197303
Just search for Putin on exhentai
There is also doujin with Putin fucking blonde girl from Love live
>>15197357
>A slime girl trying to work around being unable to lactate by drinking a whole gallon of milk, moving the milk to her breasts and warming it up, and breastfeeding anon that way
>Slime girls being able to change how their slime tastes and looks by consuming large quantities of fruits and such
>Snail girls saving up to buy a bigger shell to wear for her husband so he can fit inside more easily
>Amazon Kejourou who wield multiple bows at once and use their hair to cut up the wild animals they catch for food, not being nearly as hesitant to use it in that way, still they wouldn't dare use it like that with their husband
>>15197445
Slimes are truly the best
>>15197357
If you're talking about KCland, many of the girls already act human. In a modern setting they would have to. I'm a bit ashamed to say that I like the idea of monsters seeing women as only good for breeding, as monstergirls are better in almost every way.
>>15197445
>A slime girl trying to work around being unable to lactate by drinking a whole gallon of milk, moving the milk to her breasts and warming it up, and breastfeeding anon that way
Not only does Slime lactation appeal to my dick, it's also kinda cute.
>>15197463
>Mindflayers having human women as sex crazed minions
Boner no!
So I was reading Arthur C. Clarke's Rendezvous with Rama and there was the following passage.
>Some women, Commander Norton had decided long ago, should not be allowed aboard ship; weightlessness did things to their breasts that were too damn distracting. It was bad enough when they were motionless; but when they started to move, and sympathetic vibrations set in, it was more than any warm-blooded male should be asked to take. He was sure that at least one space serious accident had been caused by acute crew distraction, after the transit of a well-upholstered lady officer through the control cabin.
Space is neato, desu.
>>15197495
Dammit
>one serious space accident*
>>15197495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyEDjBDl7bM
>>15197462
They're pretty great
>>15197495
Yeah, I stumbled upon that quote some years ago, and it became one of the pillars upon which I based my zero-g fetish.
>>15197445
The Slime could also make the inside of her breasts liquid and produce some kind of Slime juice/milk
>>15197483
>Human women are caught and sent to some remote island
>Along with the caught women there is a bunch of mindwashed men who only think of impregnating them
>A selected few Mindflayer nurses watch over the isle's inhabitants
>They constantly inject the women with fertility drugs and aphrodisiacs
>They also make sure that every woman stays healthy and gets pregnant as often as possible
>Once a woman gives birth to 3 sons, she is allowed off the island at the cost of becoming a Mindflayer
>The sons are immediatly sent to the underground Mindflayer society
>The daughters get educated by the nurses until they mature enough to get pregnant
>>15197572
I always found the whole monster using human “women for breeding sons” really arousing but also really abhorrent. So I fap to it, and then hate myself.
The power of boners is too strong.
>>15195581
I see what you did there.
>>15197572
Would they sell the excess sons off to other monstergirls?
>>15197445
>implying slimegirls can't produce milk
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53135114
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51646444
I also remember writing a story where it was implied that slimegirls could change colour and flavour by conduming enough fruit. They'd even have favourites and all.
What if we get more doll types in the future? Imagine a scarecrow girl, raggedy doll girl, wax figure girl, marionette girl or a stuffed plush girl
>>15197599
Being ashamed of your more extreme fetishes is pretty normal and probably a good thing.
>>15197572
UPRISING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ArflgRec7o
>>15196215
>>15196193
>>15196202
>Bring Gnome into the deepest parts of the forests near the temple, closer to Wistman's Wood than anything else
>She becomes even more curvy than before, ara-ara'ing through the walk, commenting on how she feels closer to the earth than ever before
>If Slimes were to become the mothers from the sea, ancient woods do the same to a Gnome
>She nurses you, naked as a babe on the mossy covered rocks of that forest, her pussy having changed into something exquisitely soft and welcoming like the very soil the roots have plowed beneath you
>It's after nightfall before you finally stop and make your way back, nerves addled and legs like gelatin
>>15197632
I'm not ashamed of anything though. Is that bad?
>>15197612
Those drawings are kind of the exception. Normally they aren't shown to be able to produce their own milk. Not that I'm against the idea or anything.
>>15197638
Depends on a lot of things I guess.
>>15197599
Nothing wrong with that. It's just how things work.
>>15197637
A perfect Elemental
>>15197635
>Kavinsky
>For classic war footage
I'm not sure this music fits
>>15197632
>>15197652
Well I guess that finding my fetish abhorrent is fairly normal. Or just plainly expected.
But there is a surprising lot of porn that caters to that fetish.
>No shorstack ryu to wiggle into bed with me while I'm sleeping.
Yep, another day.
>>15197784
Just another day in paradise?
>>15197536
>Slime Massage
I can't take this...
>>15197791
No it would be another day in paradise if I woke up to her nuzzling against my chest.
>>15197802
I was making a reference to a song with a very ironic title.
>>15194582
Need more of these proportions
What MG would be the mostdandere
>>15197062
Yes, and?
What are some stories where dirty slutboys get punished?
>>15197796
She'll help you feel loose and relax
>>15197536
>The slime is my bed
Well, so much for getting up. It would be so comfy and snuggly.
>>15197847
This is relevant to my interest as well.
>>15197536
She made herself into a bed just for me, that's very kind of her to want to help me sleep better. Is she doing this because she wants cuddles, cuddlesex, or is this her way of asking me out on a date, either way she shouldn't be surprised when I act all romantic to her and start making her blush especially since she's my childhood friend?
>>15197847
http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep
I want to be a mighty and powerful paladin so I can smite the wretched Monster Girls and deliver to them divine punishment forbeing such bad, bad girls!
>>15197898
I want to convert bad girl Monsters into being good girls! Then they can have happy monogamous marriages with nice human boys filled with hugs, kisses, heatpats and all the vanilla sex positions!
>>15195976
>>15195987
>>15195983
Things you didn't need, or want, to know: Male squids+octopi actually do use modified arms (tentacles) for genitalia.
Wanna make tadpoles?
>>15197881
She wants lots of cuddles. I don't think she'd be surprised.
>>15197921
>all the vanilla sex positions
There's only ONE vanilla sex position!
Everything else is a perversion of the will of God.
>>15197937
No. I want to have anal, oral, handjobs, footjobs, naveljobs, armpit jobs and any and all other dry humping methods imaginable but not actually put it in.
>>15197957
Lotus is not vanilla enough?
>>15197957
>missionary
>lotus
>prone
At least three.Mating press is a meme name for hugging missionary so it doesn't count.
>>15195935
>being a Caps fan
Avalanche fan here. I'm actually rooting for you guys to win it all this year.And it's not because I bet $500 on them to win it all. Nope. Totally not the reason why I want you guys to win.Also congrats to Alex Ovechkin.
>>15197613
A stuffed plush monstergirl sounds great.
Although I can imagine the transformations from human girl into those doll type monstergirls would be equal parts fetish fuel and nightmare fuel.
>>15197975I'm actually a Bruins fan, but they didn't make it to the playoffs and Ovechkin's fun to watch.
>>15197898
>Be surrounded by Amazons and Jotunn, their leader stepping forward after all your men have been subdued or raped
>She's at least 9' tall and full of muscle, her feminine features still winning over with breasts that're massive and matronly on her naked form
>A grin crosses her face as she steps forward on goat-like legs, towering over you with her wings unfurled
"I knew I could smell one such as you. Touched by the light."
>She sees your weapon on the ground
"You may as well stand your ground, unless you actually -want- me to rape you."
>Stand up, holding your warhammer
"My faith is my shield, wench. I'd sooner send you back to the seven Hells."
>A laugh passes through the entourage, your men are weakly moaning your name telling you to just surrender
>You're both like thunderbolts, clashing your swords together. She's strong, but unable to move you
>She tries to strike at your neck and you feint, stabbing your sword through her abdomen
>There's no scream of pain, nothing. Except a burning heat that's settling into your abdomen.
"My my... I was wondering if you'd have the stones to let the blood flow~"
>She's grinning at you, taking a slender finger and spreading the seeping blood from her wound across your mouth before it heals completely
>A soporific perfume starts to take a hold of your mind, you're conflicted over you want to smite her or kiss her
>Each time you strike a blow on her, the heat becomes more intense, the air becoming thick with her and your manna, her cursed blade pleasurably striking at your soul
>Eventually you're both panting, sweating messes, your clothes and armor are in tatters
"I grow tired of this dalliance."
>Growling, she grabs you by the neck and lifts you up, biting your lip ever so slightly so she can taste your blood
"Now, husband. We consummate."
>A party finds the forest days later, several trees either felled or cracked from the snu-snu
>>15197940
Sounds good with me, cuddling her in bed while she's the bed sounds great, especially since I too love to cuddle. I'd tell her how soft and cozy she feels, running my hand through her jelly hair to feel how squishy it is. I'd also plant a surprise kiss on her lips and put her head on my chest, so she can cuddle up to my heartbeat and feel just how happy I am when I'm with her. Meanwhile I can feel a soft beat reverberate through the entire bed and her, her own heartbeat growing and helping me to relax us both and communicate just how happy she is to be my girlfriend.
>>15198014
What happens when a busty big girl kabe-dons you, and you decide to "attack" her nipples by sucking on them?
I want to be squished by a squishy flayer!
I wonder what a pool full of different slimes would be like, maybe it goes all tie-dye
>>15198108
I bet mindflayers give great hugs because of how squishy they are
>>15198109
I wanna try diving in to one.
>>15198108
Okay, fatty.
>>15198122
Better not spend too much time in one specific slime or the others might get jealous
>>15198041
Rape, maybe love.
>Delinquent big girl wearing one of those 70's sukeban dresses
>Comes to school with her dress 1 cm shorter after you counter-attack her
>Gets flustered when you actually notice
>>15198014
That's not how you smite monster girls, you lil' shit.
I'll show you to deliver divine punishment as a true paladinof Eros.
>>15198143
>Delinquent Hellhound in long dress and nothing but bandages over her breasts holding a practice sword over her shoulder staring down at me
Oh fuck yes
>>15198123
Rude. I'll have you know that i'm actually underweight.
What kind of dress codes would a monster/human school have
>>15198149
Got a source on that?
>>15198166
If I had my way I'd beunderwight
>>15198177
Depends on when/where does it function and who runs it.
>>15198166
You can't squish a skeleton.
>>15198183
I got a source on that.
>>15198177
>what dress code
>>15198193
Big girl.
>>15198195
>Unsluttiness not allowed
>>15198177
If it was ran by a succubus, it would probably have a maximum amount of coverage, as opposed to a minimum.
>Your skirts must be at least this short
>Your midriff must be showing
>Belts/suspenders are forbidden
etc.
>>15198187
She can squish my bone muscles.
>>15198202
>>15198204
So to be a rebel the delinquents have to dress modestly?
>>15198193
>>15198183
>Forgot to post source.
Silly me~
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2218392
>>15198220
>Victorian Maid, Nun and Loligoth gangsters
>>15198229
Gothic Lolita Gang sounds so sweet I wish it was a thing already.
>>15198205
No she can't.
>>15198193
I'm gonna teach that Oni the error of her ways and make her apologize for all the trouble she's been causing.
>>15198220
So a hellhound in a dress that shows little cleavage
>>15198229
>Victorian Maid
Oh fuck yeah, buds.
>>15198236
Ojous with Attitudes, the gang
Someone should draw some MGs school uniforms.
Also, I wonder how the style would change for the different types of monsters
>>15198193
>9'10
This is not the time to give me a boner damnit.
>>15198165
>Delinquent Hellhound coming home from school after you assault her nipples, undoes her sarashi
>Her breasts are a little bit bigger, she gets flustered and passes it off as being in her head
>The more and more you attack her breasts, the bigger and bigger they get until she has Holstaur level tits bound up in that wrapping
>One of her friends gives her a pat on the back when she's talking to her 'subordinate'
>YFW the bindings break and you get a face full of Aneki breasts
>>15198244
>sipping tea and writing poetry with their bitch-boys naked an in leashes
Mmm, yes.
Is it possible to raise a Cheshire to not be a little shit
>>15198255
Only with regular dickings.
>>15198255
No.
>>15198255
Yehahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>15198255
Yes, but you can never use punitive rape on her, as she'll take it as a victory. You need to only dick or cuddle her when she's good.
I want a Cheshire to change her ways after she hurts her crush in one of her tricks
>>15198238
How are you gonna do that?
She's so much bigger and stronger than you are.
Why should she listen to you?
Im going to break a dragon
or im going to break a human woman and then have her lilime'd/ritiual into being a dragon loyal to me
>>15198281
Because the alcohol is hidden
>>15198287
Why not just share your heart with a Dragon?
>>15198253
Guess it's time for my ultimate attack!Forgive me Aneki
What we need is a upperclass werewolf and/or hellhound with a top hat, that also speaks posh.
>>15198291
>Oni can't find any alchohol in her house
>"Whatever, I'll go to the store a-"
>Store's empty.
>Next store's empty
>the house she broke into is empty.
>Anon wasn't kidding when he said that he hid the alcohol, he hid ALL the alcohol
>>15198281
By blueballing her until she gives up her banditry
>>15198303
Don't forget her disdain for the feral werewolves who have to rape a man
>>15198300
Because that has a lower success rate
>>15198307
She might have a drinking issue
>>15198281
>She's so much bigger and stronger than you are.
She may think that now, but once she's unable to get out of my pin while being thoroughly disciplined then she'll start listening to me.
>>15198300
The heart is a vital organ, and artificial hearts aren't cheap. I don't think many people are willing to just lend it.
That's his decision to make, though.
>>15198281
give me a block of ice and a bucket of salt, ill sort that shit out
>>15198332
No I mean you halve both your hearts and then switch one half.
>>15198307
I wonder how long until she tries to make her own alcohol
>>15198318
>Wait a minute...Cooking sherry is alchohol!
>Cooking department doesn't have it
>R-rubbing alcohol?
>NOPE
>Anon comes into his home later to find the oni breathing heavily and looking at him unfocused eyes sprawled on his couch.
>>15198253
>big Hellhound tits concealed in a sarashi
Hnnngh
>>15198344
She is pretty much defeated
>>15198344
Then he holds a single shot of Whiskey right in front of her face and proceeds to drink it before she can grab the glass, right?
>>15198344
you know, if that was me i would have trained to counter kanobos, because shits about to be recked
>>15198342
Oh.
Well, that's fine.
What happens to Yetis that can't hug
>>15198287
>start as man and woman
>end as man and dragon
>>15198366
handshakes
>>15198354
Indeed, a dry oni is a sad thing.
>>15198356
That or he holds it just out of her reach so she falls of the couch, moving it every time she's about to reach it until she's crawled into his bed anddrinks it just to find out it's colored water.
>>15198366
They become abominable.
>>15198343
>She sets up a tiny distillery under her bed.
>Gotta keep it secret so Anon can't find it and take it away.
>Finally produce the first batch.
>It's kind of smelly, but extremely strong. I will do the job.
>She's bringing the cup up to her lips, practically in tears as she imagines how it will taste after weeks of being without any alcohol.
>The liquid disappears right before it touches her lips.
>Anon is actually a wizard.
>[Wizard Laughing Intensifies]
>>15198380
And that is when she gave up and admitted she was wrong and then tons of drinks appear into her room
>>15198374
>Yeti is denied hugs
>Slowly begins gaining muscle mass and height over a matter of days while her higher thought processes begin to wither away.
>Eventually becomes a massive, hulking beast that cares only for hugs and the pelvis shattering that follows.When the man wakes up afterwards he finds that he has a cute little yeti hugging him once more.
Would a Kiki be willing to be the mistress for one day and her master be the butler?
>Some people here wouldn't give a vital organ to their waifu
What is wrong with you people? Stop being so selfish and share your body like any man should do
>>15195554For you
>>15198399
I give her my blood all the time. Does that count?
>>15198398
Maybe if she was sick or if it was her birthday.
>>15198399
I remember this guy ending up in a car accident and having his damaged organs replaced with Shoggoth.
What monster would be interested in wood turning?
>>15198411
she is a messy eater
>>15198399
>Kumihos
I'm not even going to say it.
>>15198398
No because her master would do it all wrong
>>15198418Canadian ones.
>>15197163
Who is the True God(s)?Better be the fucking Emperor.
>>15198415
Huh
>>15198432
But isn't the point of switching roles to tease her?
I want my kobold daughteru to get into the liquor cabinet when I'm away and drunkenly tell her friends that I have a tiny penis!
>>15198446
>Oh wow look at all this dust, I better sweep it under the bed so no one sees it
>>15198399
I wonder how my waifu would react if I gave my life for her.
>>15198446
>Wow these windows are smudgy, I better just get some plain tap water to clean them off
>>15198434
Go away 40kiddie
>>15198463
depression then a trip to the local lich
>>15198450
You're getting awfully convoluted.
>>15198399
If she really needs my organs, she can get them after I die. I have "organ donor" marked on my driver's license.
I would like so see a kiki so angry she starts beating people with her broom
>>15197637
>her pussy having changed into something exquisitely soft and welcoming like the very soil the roots have plowed beneath you
Would it still feel like regular flesh though?
>>15198500
Or the unstoppable rage of when her broom breaks
while were at it, what would be the breaking point for the calm monsters?
>>15198506N T R
>>15198426
She just get very excited
>>15198506
>>15198526
Kikimora anti-hussy brigade
Travel the streets in packs like SS squads donned in authoritarian maid gear
Go around house to house broom slapping unfaithful spouses
Cheaters get out-REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15198506
Telling A lich they'll kill her husband and cremate the body, or burning her library
>>15198567
Cleaning the streets
What happens to NEET Kikis who can't find a master because of how socially awkward they are
>>15198588
they cosplay and find a neet like them
>>15198588
Master assignment service assigns a master to them.
>>15198610
But that service is full of normies
>>15198588
>you'll never have a NEET kikimora clean your house while whistling your favorite anime OPs
>you'll never have a NEET kikimora cosplay as your favorite character and clean your house on your birthday
>>15198630
Sounds lovely.
>>15198629
I dunno, you'd probably see quite a few other's that share interests because it would be easier than dating.
>>15198630
If she is cleaning for you wouldn't that make her employed and therefore not NEET
>>15198630
>have a NEET kikimora clean your house
She's not a NEET if she's a maid, anon.Also pururin nightmare when?
>>15198646
Maybe she does it for free?
>>15198646
What would happen if you ordered a kiki to become a NEET?
>>15198664
the order would cancel upon you not being her master
>>15198649
>Cleaning slut
Disgusting.
I saw the first viper of the year the other day. Summer is truly here.
>>15198664
Does a housewife count as a NEET or do you have to be on the market for jobs?
I want to help a rebellious Kiki make a mess of her home before her mom gets back
>>15198674
That's nice.
>>15198674
>blogshit says I have no money to buy drinks
Its the summer of tappwater for me. now I want a undine
What's this about a gothic lolita delinquent gang?
>>15198682
Teenage monstergirls rebelling against what their parents expect of them is cute. Like the Succubus who wears modest clothes, or a mouse that is hopped up on energy drinks to not sleep a lot
I want a mouse that eats cheese breadsticks like pocky
>>15198710
Would get bullied by.
>>15198710
That... doesn't make much sense.
>>15198726
>Fuckboy, recite some Poe if you don't want your ass spanked raw!
>Ara? Didn't you just get a line wrong?
>Pants off, then!
Me too.
>>15198730
Monster Girls don't have to make sense.
>>15198737
Nevermore will she get headpats
>>15198741
That's too cruel.
>>15198757
She should listen to her tell tale heart
>>15198741
>>15198757
Yeah, that's not how you win over the thugdere.
>>15198741
What's that lolita rapping on my backdoor?
>>15198630
>cosplay as your favorite character
Even this one?
>>15198770
>rapping on my backdoor
What's with all the spanking, anon?
>>15198710
>You will never be stepped on by a haughty himedere who likes flashing her bits and calling you a hopeless pervert
>>15198788
You're talking to two different anons in that regard, and I happen to enjoy it.
>>15198783
Especially that one.
Not that anyone cares at all, but my next story is going to be a Wonderland based one. Been itchin' to do one there.
Every fucking day. Every fucking day this little fox just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.
>>15198819
How could we possibly care if we don't know who you are?
>>15198793
I want a himedere gothic lolita to walk all over her with her black stockings! I want her to stand on my chest as I breathe and lift her up and down with my diaphram, and then get me off by stepping on my dick.
>>15198823
We know he's a faggot, so that disqualifies the non-faggot authors.
>>15198820
Just stick your dick in her. That should make things better.
>>15198823
Dunno. Just thought people might get excited that a wonderland story is coming out. Doesn't matter who does it, really. Unless its the real cringiest of writers. But I'd like to think I'm not that.
>>15198783
>No Holst Maria.
Damn.
>>15198833
I see.
Is it wrong for a monster to imitate another monster
>>15198833
I will only get exited for stories about salamanders and war, nothing more.
>>15198819
Who literally cares?
>>15198820
Call the Police, or maybe Animal Control.Or, as a last resort, call your local Paladin to have get off of your property and nothing more.
>>15198846
>salamanders
Nice pleb taste friend. Should have chose the lizardmen.
>>15198848
Neighborhood watch, we heard there was a disturbance
>>15198303
Werewolf in a fancy outfit and top hat sipping wine and telling anon that she's not like the other "ruffians" of her race.
Could a yeti charge money for her hugs
>>15198863
Is she a ruffian in bed
>>15198829
At least he's not uppity, yet
>>15198864
That's prostitution and it's bad. Only very bad girl yetis would do it.
>>15198850
Trust me, I pack a lot of different tastes and I know you would (or at least this thread) call at least half of them shit.
>>15198871
I'm just fuckin' with you m9. Salamanders are cool.
Remember don't rape elves
>>15198863
>why sir, I do believe you owe me you company at night"
I like fancy wolf
>>15198881
You cant tell me what to do!
I'll rape what I want!
>>15198881
I want to rape girls in the lotus position. It would be deliciously lewd. She'd have to feel me all over her. I bet it'd mindbreak girls much faster than something like doggy style.
>>15198890
if you rape an elf you let them win
>>15198858
Yeah uh, some guy keeps talking about this fox that won't get off of his property even though she has been told to do so multiple times.
>>15198871
Name them so we can tell you to go to /d.
>>15198881
Correct. Elves are for tender loving.
>>15198892
This. Remember, if you want to have sex, go to your local church and court a beautiful human woman. She will gladly accept your marriage proposal and give you many, many, sons.
>>15198881TOO LATE
>>15198908
Can I rape the woman I find in the church?
>>15198906
>My elf half-sister can't be this cute!
>>15198867
You will never get the chance to embarrass her at the next wine party
>>15198881
I'm gonna rape as many elves as I want! Then I'm gonna marry them and live a quiet, happy life with my elf wives!
>>15198906
This guy gets it.
>>15198881
Can I befriend elves?
>>15198896
Here's a box of tofu and a tenner, go buy yourself an axe
>>15198911
It would be funny if she found joy in that rape
next time you go to church there might be a dark priest who "found god" through you.
>>15198892
Go back to smoking weed, Trudeau.
>>15198921
Now that is going a little far
>>15198926
>woman who foind both her husband and religion through rape
fucked up, but interesting.
>>15197128
A personal invitation to the Fox Shrine? What an honor! How could I refuse?
Today is the day I become popular!
What happens if mindflayer twins each put a tentacle in your ears
>>15198949
I don't want to draw today, I'm tired.
I'm gonna go back to bed.
>>15198949
But I can't draw because of floppy wrists.
>>15198945
What happens if they put tentacles in each other's ears and try to bainwash the other into being their minion?
>>15198850
>Calling Salamanders pleb taste
Philistine taste detected.
>>15198968
They give up and share anon
>>15198942
>woman who mindbreaks and turns yan for her rapist
>catches him trying to rape someone else and thinks he's cheating on him
>thorough re-education in her torture dungeon
Happy end?
>>15198906
Indeed, especially for one as cute as her.
Would nibble her ears.
>>15198991
I want to platonically touch an elf's ears
>>15198949
When will Figgot draw more of this little lady?
>>15197928
>>15195976
Way overdue reply, but the word iirc is a hectocotylus. It's basically an arm that the male squid/octopus uses to slip into the hood of his mate and transfer spermataphores into her for reproduction.
Which means that shaking hands with an octopus is kind of like russian roulette. You have a 1/8th chance of your hand getting pregnant.
>>15198924
But it's his problem not mine, and besides that's excessive force Mr. Police Man.
>>15198981
Maybe. depends on how you think on it.
>>15198920
Oh god now I want to go back and play that again.
I shall create a spy network out of high class succubi prostitutes.
I kinda just want to hold hands with a succubus and walk around town
Im going to go under extreme mental conditioning so I can get pleasure from sex without having to ejaculate
that way I can "dine and dash" as many monsters as I want.
>>15199051
Why not just get castrated?
>>15199051
>dine and dash
thanks, I've been reminded of that one hentai story I didn't want to remember.
>>15199056
cant have sex without a dick.
>>15198949
I can't draw because that would require effort and it's easy to just bitch about my own inadequacies.
>>15199074
Can have sex without balls.
>>15199067
I sorta want to know. but considering that that you don’t want to remember it, I don’t think I want to know.
>>15199051
I'm going under extreme spiritual conditioning so I can transcend the chains of carnal desire and achieve my inner peace.
Monoeyes are pretty cute
>>15199142
They are pretty cute, yes.
>>15199131
I can nearly remember it
wand I do remember is the following
>Two dudes set up a planto have sex with schoolgirl hookers and run before they ask for the money
>Guy a had vanilla sex while guy b was pretty much raping them with increasing brutality>random violence along the lines of so Dynamite up a guys ass, and guy b's dick getting removed somehow
I want to hold hands with a rapist to freeze her up
>>15199210
I want to rapingly hold hands with a Paladin-chan!
>>15199210
Are you going to say "I love you" too?
>>15199210
Do you think you could make a rapist MG cry if you hold her hand in the right way?
>>15199142
Which reminds me, apparently a village close to home has monoeye mermaids in their folklore.
Between dreams and coincidences I'm starting to think this is some sort of mermaid plan to catch me and learn my secrets.
>>15199248
>MG rapist doing her job
>you hold her hand and look her in the eyes
>give her the old "everything is going to be okay" while emitting a bright and warm smile
>instead of raping you, she is now crying in your arms
You think there's a safety procedure taught in the event of encountering a rapey/horny monster girl?
Like, in the same way we have Stop drop and roll for fire; or pretend to be dead for bears, CPR techniques, etc.
Are there posters on school walls in MGC illustrating a man cornered by a succubutt in slide one, which progresses though maintaining eye contact and hand holding/tender hugging?
>>15199364Flashbang
>>15199364
Maybe in the not mixed schools.
I want to be a monster girl group's token human friend
>>15199387
Eh no. Boys destroy close-knit groups of monstergirl friends.
>>15199402
Just fuck all or none
>>15199364
I always thought that extracting a monster 's fragrance and using it to pretend that you have a wife was a pretty good idea.
>>15199416
Then all the monsters in your class think you are a mother fucker
>>15199408
You would still ruin their relationships.
>>15199416
/mgt/ goes into the scent deterrent business
>>15199433
I AM A MOTHER FUCKER
>>15199434
Well then I'll just have to marry all of them to avoid any bad ends.
How do you calm down a yandere paladin
>>15198351
>Big girl Hellhound with rocking tits and a sukeban dress
>Has librarian duty for the day and you're underneath the fabric curtain of her dress giving her a bit of loving on her lower mouth
>Other students wondering if she's feeling sick or not while you assault her clit with HIGH POWERED tongue action
>>15199448
TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY!
>>15199433
Think of it like a deodorant.
If you are going out at night or you are suspicious that some girl might attack you, you use it.
>>15199448
A blade in the back.
What if a mouse was raised by an oni?
>>15199448
You don't. Accept you rape.
>>15199448
Marrying her
>>15199473
Muscle mouse!
>>15199465
Then they connect the smell to your mother or possible sister
>>15199473
that be super cute
>>15198870
It's not prostitution unless the guy she's hugging gets a boner, then it's marriage
>>15199448
you turn her into a monster to weaken her
>>15198411
Vampires a best
>>15199455
Right on the money.
>>15196781
>>The anubisfags built a functioning rocket out of Lego at some point, but are too busy rubbing their faces in a fur pelt to care about it
Clearly we must line the rocket with furs.
Thus it will be both comfortable, and functional.
>>15199473
then you get an oni raised by a mouse after the baby swap
>>15199480
You can use a fake marriage ring too.
Trust me, Anon. I'm an expert on anti-rape.
>>15199514
So you married your nee-san. Congrats
>>15199498
I'm pretty sure they would notice the difference
I'm disgusting. I have an addiction tobig girls
>>15197928
>>15199015
>Cumming tentacles is an accurate use of biology
I...I don't know what to think any more.
>>15199538
for you
>>15199538
how big we talking?
>>15199528
Marrying your monster sister is wrong
What monstergirl would act all lovey dovey with her husbando in public but be a complete sadistic in bed?Sadistic for a monstergirl level, that is
>>15199538
Big or big-big?
>>15199554
Wurm
>>15199554
Jorogomou technically.
>>15199560
Wurms are too simple (in the good sense) to do something like that
>>15199564
I mean apart from the obvious ones like her and Manticore, another species that fits.
>>15199554
dark elf
your welcome
>>15199573
So simple they don't even know it is sadistic
>>15199520
Yes, that's what you want to make the monster girls believe.
You can now safely travel the streets without the fear of being raped.
>>15199554
Arc imp would proboly do it.
>>15199543
>>15199559
187 cm to 317 cm range.
>>15199583
Baphomets?
>>15199554
A fat chesire.I will draw one today.
>>15199587
good range I can agree with this
>>15199554
Crow Tengu.
>>15199577
Too obvious.
>>15199554Kikimora.
I want to ignore a Cheshire and see what happens
Do Kikimoras debate cleaning products?
>>15199553
Yes, you should elope with her instead and make a living by filming incest porn films.
>>15199553
You wot
>>15199635
>>15199641
But incest is bad, what would your parents think
>>15197178
I don't remember my dreams.
>>15199587
Accepteble.
A good size for nuzzuilng up to.
>>15199647
You don't tell them, that's what the eloping part is for!
>>15199626
I remember one of my teachers in highschool, he was a legend, never smiled for 5 years and still going.
A cheshire would probably enter a deep depression if she tried to prank him.
>>15199657
what about when they ask about grand kids
>>15199665
Pretend that the sister is a slut and had them from casual sex.
>"Hello, welcome to my shop."
>>15199647
>Implying they have any problem with it
Bubble Slime by Magnifire.
Would vampires care about blood type
>>15199685
I want to poke her.
>>15199673
>Is my order in?
>>15199687
I guess every type would taste differently for each of them
>>15199673
Wasn't this shop owned by a human girl? What happened to her?
>>15199673
What would you be able to buy at a MG store?
Manticore venom? Prisoner Fruit? What else.
Would they have an "other" selection of weres?
>>15199670
But wouldn't she get sad that you call her a slut
>>15199674
Why would they not have a problem?
>>15199673
I love snekmart. It's a little pricey, but the staff is very nice.
>>15199673
I'm here to see Pahco.
>>15199685
I'm not much of a slime man but there's no way I can resist such a wanting face. Pretty sure that's my fetish at this point.
>>15199706
I'd just have to pamper her extra hard.
>>15199673
What's on the manu today?
>>15199717
How about when she bursts out in front of your parents that you are the father
>>15199706
Why would they have it? It's something normal for monsters.
>>15199727
Then I'd say it's true and take her home if our parents have a problem with it.
>>15199716
I hear that
Is it non-sexual if you hold a manticore's tail while walking?
>>15199775
No, it's very, VERY sexual. Expect to get raped.
>>15199786
What if she is my best friend
>>15199800
Then your geting taken to her home and thengentalyraped.
>>15199816
What if she is too embarrassed from the walk to even rape
>>15198506
Lich: Burn their library.
Troll: Salt the earth where they live.
Flowkelp: Intentional oil spillage where she lives
Ryu: Bulldoze her shrine
Nightmom is best mom.
What happens to wingless Harpies?
mods keeping our thread clean off the filth
ssssh no blogging. only fox whores now
>>15199905
Please do not call mofu girls whores.
>>15199897
They get bullied and cry because they can't fly or attract husbands with their plumage.
>>15199905
Classy whores are pretty great.
>>15199493
That looks painful, I could never have a vampire waifu because i'd freak out if she bit me
>>15199897
Well, imagine an even bustier but flightless Jubjub variant that happens to have VERY strong legs.
>>15199914
How sad, I'd love to help one
>>15199913
But what if they were a whorejust for you
>>15198920
Must resist grinding simulator 2016. Oh wait most level ups don't even give you stat ups other than health, mp and fatigue points.
>>15199905
Yan-mayadere Fox who kills and reincarnates you seven times, only to husbando you the eighth.
>>15199826
Can happen. But she will never forget, and one day when you least expect it. Suppresed-feelings-rape!
>>15198949
I just got back from a two hour walk to get things for mother's day.
>>15199918
When a vampire bites you it feels really, really good you know.
>>15199910
>Would you let a Kraken squirt ink up your ass?
Unless you ask her to, no.
>>15199924
But you can do much better then her.
>>15199918
Funniest thing, when I was like 10 I read some childrens book about vampires and it made me super paranois so I'd make sure to cover my neck with my blanket when I would go to sleep. 14 years later and I still do it for some reason, it just feels wrong when I don't.
>tfw no vampire waifu to help you get over such a dumb tic
http://i.imgur.com/7oKHxZi.jpg
My heart.
>>15199955
What happens with a vampire if she wears braces?
>>15199960
Nothing is better than her love
>>15199989
She can't bite with braces or what
>>15199929
Deleting. I didn't get banned for my night with my aunt.
What are you guys doing for mother day?
>>15199981
>no massive tits
It seems he only gives them to girls he feels would look good with them.
>>15200015
If your aunt looked like that I would tap that everyday.
>>15200023
Eating dinner with my family.
>>15200023
Wish I had an adopted monster mom to impregnate on this wonderful holiday.
>>15199955
That maybe so, but I'd still freak out if I saw her biting me, because I know that her fangs are deep in my neck, draining me of blood.
>>15199979
Depends on what type of vampire you get. Ojous probably won't
>>15200014
I('m sure it would be quite hard to bite and suck the blood with it.
>>15200023
Gave my mom an earring.
How would a Kiki defeat an Anti-Kiki
>>15200037
>Ojous probably won't
Because?
>>15199989
Nerdpire's need blood packs
>>15200023
It's not mothers day in my country but I did fap to christmas cakes in the spirit of things.
>>15200053
Because they're too good to help you with your silly mortal tic.Unless you head pat them
What if you trick two yetis into hugging each other
>>15200069
>spoiler
Fuck you.
>>15200084
You don't want to know.
>>15199981
Yes, all my yes.
>>15200015
Eh, fair enough. You'll probably be mentioned on occasion anyway, like with Dickless Anon.
At least tell us when your aunt goes crazy and threatens to kill you if you leave her.>tfw Janny put a ban request on me for the post about the golem with the "No fun allowed sign"Someone's getting touchy.
>>15200084
you fool! you'll create a hug singularity!
>>15200084
They probably hug each other.
>>15200095
Keep pissing on the hornets nest.
>>15200095
Take a hint already anon.
>>15200095
>Dickless Anon
who
>>15200069
Please don't ruin Ojou vampires with your shitty meme.
>>15199981
I'm surprised it took the thread this long to post these pictures
Oomukade might just be a meme after all
I hoped people genuinely liked her
She isn't the best bug girl, but all bug girls are love
>>15200109
>>15200115
Maybe I am being petulant, but I just don't like the silent sterilisation of an amusing tale being told. Yeah, maybe it's off topic, but that occasional but of fun keeps things fresh.
Either way, see you in a few days, I guess.
>>15200116
An anon who humped his mattress as a masturbation habit, which is actually damaging to your dick.
>>15200127
I like oomukade, anon. I just don't bring her up much because le epic stinkypede meme
>>15200127
I love her but I don't actively check the guy's twitter because I didn't think he'd draw her of all girls with his thing for large breasts.
>>15200131
>Yeah, maybe it's off topic, but that occasional but of fun keeps things fresh.
While I agree with that sentiment, not everyone does so the dislike of off topic material is entirely valid.
>>15200035
I'll take six please.
>>15200152
You do have a valid point, definitely, and there's a point where things have to be reined in.
But in this instance, it was just a bit of fun, not causing any shitstorms, or overshadowing any monstergirl stuff. And what else are these threads for but to have fun?
>>15200165
>not causing any shitstorms
You didn't count the two virgins who are so upset that they're virgins that any story of actual love and sex is automatically considered "off-topic"
>>15200023
Do what I always do, drink Bailey's Irish Creme with Coffee and bitch about my inability to write for 4chan or other sites to people who don't care.
While playing Overwatch and realizing Zarya's biceps could be used to jack a man off. Goddamnit.
>>15200152
>not everyone does so the dislike of off topic material is entirely valid.
Thing is, they get their panties in a knot whenever they see something they don't like, even if it's occasional. They just bitch and moan creating shitstorms over nothing until janitors step in to stop it.
>>15200173
What? What you just said makes no sense. It didn't have anything to do with monster girls so by definition, it was off topic, regardless of anyone's virginal status.
>>15200173
Anon it was /r9k/-tier shit and rightfully napalmed, get your head out of your ass.
>>15200173
I bet they're the same two faggots who call everything roleplay.
Guys please
Could you not?
>>15200173
Well, let's not throw needless insults. But yeah, I know which posts you're talking about.
The way I see it, that sort of thing is just easily ignorable background noise. Like when you post a blatant threesome picture and get the inevitable autist who calls you a yurifag.
>>15200192
Yeah, you're right.
Actually, your picture reminded me of something.
Does anyone have that greentext of a guy and his kitsune wife doing long-exposure photography as she dances with her magical fox-fire? I can't find it at all, and that idea really appeals to me.
>>15200196
>Like when you post a blatant threesome picture and get the inevitable autist who calls you a yurifag.
Yuri can still be related to monster girls while auntanons posts were not at all related.
Regardless of how much I or anyone else enjoyed his posts, when someone points at them and says they are off topic and don't belong here, they are correct and there's no argument to be made for it.
>>15200069
>Anon headpats an ojou-sama vampire
>She immediately grabs his arm and twists it
>"If you dare lay a hand upon me again, I will have you thrown in the ghoul pit."
>She almost break his arm before releasing him
>She gives him a look of utter disgust and leaves quickly afterwards
http://nhentai.net/g/163302/
This is the stuff dreams are made of. Coincidentally when I was fapping to it a huge spider settled on the wall next to me as if it was watching. I wouldn't mind having a nice spider onee-san.
>>15200211
>Headpat fags getting BTFO when they try their dumb "treat a woman like a pet" shit
More of this please.
>>15200218
but they aren't women, they don't even exist
>>15200173
The fuck am I reading?
>>15200206
Aah shit, I remember this. Seconding this request.
>>15200218
You are getting way too upset over other people liking thing you don't like. Have a fox.
>>15200165
As I said before my post were deleted, the problem was that his posts were encouraging other people to do the same, and these threads are not for that.
>>15200218
>Being this insecure over other people having fun
>>15200220
Well, monstergirls aren't men, so they have to be women. Unless you're a crazy Tumblr person who thinks it's possible to have 8 genders which change as the moon waxes and wanes.
>>15200173
Please be bait and not a serious post.
>>15200209
>Yuri can still be related to monster girls while auntanons posts were not at all related.
Are you seriously defending yuri?
Look folks, I know it's page 10 and all but you are getting way too caught up in shitposting about meta.
>>15200238
The act of headpatting itself has become ruined by how frequently it's spammed here. And it's quite easy to see a majority share of it is carried out by one guy.
>>15200260
Page 10 is the default shitposting zone, nothing much to do except ride it out.
>>15200206
Thirding this request. I completely regret not screen capping that.
>>15200229
Foxes are always nice.
>>15200250
You are comically missing the point, friend. Take a deep breath and let some of that anger out of your system.
>>15200229
Did anyone even say they screencapped it? I want to say yes, but I'm not too sure.
>>15200269
Page 10 shouldn't be an excuse to shitpost. Hell, there shouldn't be any excuse to shitpost to begin with.
>>15200275
Not even mad, you're comparing hated fetishes with some dude comparing his aunt to a monstergirl.
>>15200285
You seemed to have missed the part where you misunderstood the context of that discussion.
>>15200218
> Oni onee-san half stumbles, half meanders into your room while you're shitposting on a Zipanguese braiding forum run by Tanukis
> " Hey otouto, I bet your virginity in a game of cards, I won so I'm here to collect "
> headpat the onee-san by standing on your chair
> her liquor clouded thoughts gain clarity for a moment and rather then raping you through the floor, picks you up.
> cries when she realizes that she was going to sully her cute little brother's purity and apologizes
> oni onee-san protects your smile from then on, never betting anything more then a smile from you on anything ever again
>>15200229
What is up with these damned foxes doing this weird hand sign?
Is it the mofu gang sign or something?
Remeber to hold back on the shitposting or the thread will get deleted.
>>15200297
It's like a fox shadow puppet, though the thought of it as a mofu gang sign is pretty amusing.
>>15200218
>Women with animal ears, tails and paws who will hump anything on sight.
>Expects them not to be treated as pets.
K
>>15200285
Well, you might hate it, anyway.
Take an analytical viewpoint at that post, so you can actually see the point being made. Your hatred for yuri is clouding your judgement otherwise.
The Anon is saying that technically, (pay attention to that word) monstergirl yuri is thread relevant. Because hey, it's monstergirls. Let's not get into the nuances of that though, because unknown you're just itching to post something to refute that, whatever it takes.
The aunt story however, is not monstergirl relevant. As much as I don't like it getting deleted, the point being made there is 100% true.
>>15200297
> You've lived here for the better part of your life.
> In the war, you stacked monster corpses twelve feet high
> You watched as this city turned from a peaceful human village into a wretched hive of rape and debauchery
> monster family moves in next door
> One day a monstergirl tries to steal your car
> educate the monstergirl on life, mechanics, and a way out of the monsterghetto
> eventually, to atone for your sins, confront the Mofu Gang at its main lodging, dying in the process but drawing media attention to the situation and showing that there's nothing to be gained from this life
AWOOO
Best ways for a mastah to bully their Kiki? I was thinking of doing all the house so they'd have nothing to do all day
>>15200332
Awoo is made for breeding, motherhood, and wild, untamed passion.
>>15200339
Be as dense as possible towards their advances. Kinda like in the adventures of internal monologue kiki.
>>15200346
Slap her butt.
>>15200346
Sweet marmalade I want to spoil that wan rear
>>15200339
inspect their work too make sure they've done everything perfectly then hit them with the beating stick regardless
it really fucks them up and they usually develop an intense attachment syndrome, constantly seeking your approval while living in fear of your indiscriminate wrath
>>15200358
But that'd excite her. Do you really want to deal with an excited Momiji? As a wolf tengu, trying to wrestle her and calm her down would be a nigh-impossible feat.
>>15200322
>monstergirl yuri is thread relevant. Because hey, it's monstergirls.
For the sake of making another comparison, what about the multiple instances where someone is framed as an RPer even when they're specifically talking about monstergirls? You've seen one of these, right?
>>15200346
BREED THE WOLFUS
MATING PRESS NOW
>>15200339
That would only make her happy to see her master become so orderly and responsible.
Instead leave a dirty dish from today's meal on the middle of the living room and order her NOT to pick it up or clean it.
>>15200386
But that's borderline torture!
>>15200339
Find her "relaxation" materials and chastise her for being so carnal and lewd.
>>15200372
I tell you what: I seem to be the strongest of both of us so I tell you what: let's uh... let's bet her ass. I win, I get to fuck her ass.
Favorite hairstyle for your favorite monstergirls?
I like bob haircuts and braids.
>>15200400
If you're not gonna put your heart and soul into your bullying then why do it in the first place?
>>15200408
Man I don't fucking know, I just know I want a cowgirl cowgirl to ride me cowgirl.
>>15200263
Pretty much this. Lately it's just getting obnoxious, especially when they try and force it into an interesting discussion or when you're talking about a rapey monster.
>>15200405
Billy you seem to be in the wrong thread.
>>15200378
I dunno. From what I've seen, those accusations vary in accuracy. I think the whole bad roleplay thing we see here sometimes is more on a spectrum than just a black and white thing. Sometimes people call out something unnecessarily, and other times people who act against the roleplay are told to shut up and stopping being assholes, when I personally thought that yeah, that particular RP instance was way too much.
Whatever the case, I think the hate against RP, however misdirected it might be in one or two situations, is necessary. It's a balancing force in these threads to stop that shit from blooming like it can do on other sites, or even other just boards.
Personally, if someone tells a person to stop RP-ing, I'm not going to tell that person to stop being a killjoy. Otherwise that sends the message that we're more lenient about RP on the real bad end of the spectrum.
That's just what I think.
I want to pilot a lewd mecha girl to fight the alien menace.
>>15200405
Well, whatever you wanna do if that's what you wanna do if you think you can beat her 1 2 3 then you can fuck her in the ass, we'll go
>>15200408
26 is indisputably the best. 16 in black looks like Sexhair though, so I'd put that at second place.
>>15200408
Every monster girl has hairstyles that best fit her personality and physical appearance.
You wouldn't make an strong, proud oni like >>15197898 >>15198193 cut her hair and make her wear it with some girlish ponytails, would you?
>>15200430
how lewd we talking?
>>15200412
Her legs look so shiny, like they've been oiled up. I kind of want to kiss and suck on her toes.
Why am I having these thoughts, I'm not even a footfag normally.
>>15200454
No, but I'd make a red skinned demon do that.
>>15200429
RPing can be alright sometimes, but when it gets to the cringeworthy Halo style thing a while back or wiki tier *does action* stuff then its gone too far.
>>15200455
Always makes really lewd remarks about me filling her up while piloting her, or warming up her insides, or moaning when entering the cockpit.
>>15200447
Nope, bests are 13, 29 and 41
>>15200428
ＹＯＵ ＧＯＴ ＭＥ ＭＡＤ ＮＯＷ
>>15200442
I'm taking her ass. You want me to take it too, don'tcha?
>>15200454
>You wouldn't make an strong, proud oni cut her hair and make her wear it with some girlish ponytails, would you?
That's EXACTLY what I'd do. We have any stories about girl-ifying tough monsters?
>>15200457
I'm not a leg man but that shit is definitely done proper. That artists seems to have mastered softness.
>>15200430
I want to become afacelessrobot when I'm old to extend my lifespan and protect Earth from the alien menace along with an Anubis engineer who replaces my parts after combat.
>>15200467
I just think it's all cringeworthy. Everything about its presentation, its poor kayfabe, and its lack of structure.
It's not fun for anyone just reading it. And the people contributing in it aren't the sort of people you want regularly posting in these threads, at all.
As an aside, I go on /d/ sometimes, and though I regularly expect the worst, seeing roleplay rampant on that board is just even more depressing. It's no exaggeration to call it a cancer, and it should be kept off of this site. Hell, even /mlp/ of all places, that absolute containment board, has a rule forbidding RP.
>>15200467
>RPing can be alright sometimes
Not in these threads.
>>15200491
even your penis
>>15200454
As long as she stays with the same personality and don't turn into a shitty moeblob I don't really care what hairstyle she uses.
>>15200491
Sounds neat. Your brain put into an inhuman robot after some dreadful circumstances, maintained and upgraded by an anubis.
Even retaining your sense of self, being separated from your senses like that in a non-organic body would stunt your emotions somewhat, if it doesn't cause some form of insanity.
After every battle, the anubis could fix and enhance you, and she'd try, for the hundredth time, to look for some sign that there's still a person with a soul. capable of love inside that metal construct.
>>15200496
Robopenis.
>>15200496
What use does a penis have in an anti-alien fighting robot?
>>15200519
>if it doesn't cause some form of insanity
If I become insane, that'd be a sign that my soul remains. She'd only have to worry if my reply to her question on this specific subject were to be needlessly technical and informative, such as the manner of speech I'm currently making use of in this exact moment.
>>15200408
I was going to play "guess the monsterirl by the hair style" but I can't find the right style.
>>15200555
Which is?
Her method of getting a husband is basically to compel Accidental Pervert trope situations and have them lead to “accidental” sex.
And it inspired the following greentext.
>Be invited to the home of your unagi-joro neighbor for dinner.
>Seems innocent enough, she’s not nearly as flirtatious as most yoaki, surely you’d know if she wanted you as a mate, she even invited some other neighbors over so it’s not just the two of you.
>But damn you can’t take your eyes off her, especially after that delicious meal her every movement is maddening. Every subtle and not-so-subtle shake of her hips, bounce of her breasts, and undulation of her slick body causes the tent in your pants to harden further. Was there something in the food? You hadn’t noticed any aphrodisiac ingredients. Her hands did seem a bit wetter than normal though when she was giving you your dish and pointing out the various things on it. Her mucus must have gotten into accidentally. Yeah, accidentally. Yet none of the other guests seem so bothered.
>But its not like this is more than you can handle, you’re not going to jump her or anything like that. Still, if you could just touch her once it feels like you’d feel better, just to have a frame of reference for the intense masturbation session you are planning once you get home. Her shoulder would be enough, yeah, just a brief touch on the shoulder to get her attention and ask her something.
>Your chance comes as the dinner ends and the guests are leaving. She asks if you could stay to help clean up and you are happy to do so. Now to just walk up and touch that tantalizingly bare shoulder of hers, that exotic skin of her humanoid portion, to touch it and ask where she wants those napkins put.
>You reach out and… success! The tips of your fingers tingle as you focus on memorizing the slick sensation. So slick… Too slick! For as she turns to face you your hand slips and ends up on one of her ample breasts. You give a compulsive squeeze.
>Now you’ve done it, surely most monsters wouldn’t mind such a touch but what if she is different? She hadn’t made any moves on you after all! What if she had her eye on someone else? Feeling terrible you try to pull back, sputtering apologies, only to slip on a (strategically placed) bit of mucus on the floor. The result was predictable, you falling right into the slick, soft body of the unagi.
>Now struggling to keep from falling further, you instinctively grab and pull at anything you can on the unagi but just can’t get a firm grip on anything! All along she looks down at you with a mysterious smile and occasional giggle as she observes your struggles. Just what is going on?
>>15200555
Scylla - 16
>>15200586
>You feel ridiculous, but your panic remains as you continue to feel like you are falling and continue to get enough of a grip to stay upright but end up slipping again.
>”Having trouble Anon? Let me help.”
>You don’t know what she means as you continue to slide on her and the floor, but soon you notice her lower body is coiling around you. But rather than giving you support and purchase it seems to be moving in such a way that you are slipping about all the more.
>Before you know it, rather than pulling yourself up you are pulling her clothes off, and even in such a situation you can’t help but find your arousal rising to even higher levels as her incredible body is progressively more exposed. Your own clothes are also slipping off, in particular your pants. Indeed you can swear her tail is helping slide them off amidst the frantic slipping and sliding.
>That expression on her face, you’ve seen it before, on an inari acquaintance when she lured her husband to bed when a meeting you had with him at his home ran long. A look of triumph at him falling into a trap and not even realizing it.
>There is no way this is an accident! She is doing this! Which means she wants you, right?
>And sure enough, once your erection is flopping in the open air it is only seconds before she has maneuvered your sliding body so that you basically “slip” it right into her vagina.
>The feeling is overwhelming. How can it be so tight, slippery and sticky at the same time?
>Only now does her expression change, to one of wanton lust.
>”Oh Anon! I knew you’d respond to my feelings!”
>She then gives you a long, sloppy kiss, a tremendously invigorating kiss at that. Your member swells all the more and soon it feels like you could run a marathon as she continues to feed you her slime.
>Her lips at last release you and you fall back, overwhelmed, onto the slippery floor, cushioned by her eel tail. She follows you down, your member still stuck in her, and hugs you to her breasts.
>What follows is a marathon alright, of mating. Her sticky vagina provides your one anchor point as you both slip and slide on the floor, you only almost pulling out again and again before being pulled back in. You cum quickly, yet remain trapped inside her as your juices mix with hers.
>You try to speak, to ask her to slow down, only to be overcome mid-sentence by another orgasm.
>”Don’t think so much, just give it all to me… do your best,” she encourages you.
>And you both just keep going, losing all track of time. Her energy seems boundless, as is her enthusiasm, and your own energy just keeps getting renewed by her kisses.
>Eventually you pass out, not from fatigue but due to your inexperienced mind and body being overwhelmed by the pleasure of so many orgasms.
And that is how many men end up with a unagi wife.
>>15200535
Yeah, that's the sort of thing I'm talking about. Where the lack of a human body causes a fundamental emotional disconnect. After all, our brain may be the thing that controls all of our body, but think about how much it is influenced, both structurally and chemically, by things happening elsewhere in the body.
But I do think there's romantic potential there. Imagine being in that situation, a human brain in a robot, emotionally crippled and disconnected. A being of cold logic only.
But then there's your anubis mechanic, who cares for you, fixes and upgrades your body, and tries everything she can to try and restore your humanity. Saying and doing whatever she can to elicit an emotional response from you until eventually, the sparks of warmth begin to run through your brain again. Fear, confusion, sadness, anger, love, gratitude, joy, serenity, compassion. All seeping back a little trickle at a time, with every session the anubis mechanic has with you to restore your mind.
>>15200586
>compel Accidental Pervert trope situations and have them lead to “accidental” sex.
Fuck that.
Shitty ass animu tropes
>>15200519
A tiny robopenis? An easily lost spare part?
>>15200577
I'm just pressing the random button on the wiki and trying to match the hairs, but I can't get a match.
On another note, it seens that Scylla really wants to play.
>>15200602
Moe archetypes were a mistake.
>>15200600
It would be interesting, but emotions could also endanger the success of the mission.I kinda want to write a story like that.
>>15200586
That profile is just silly.
>Whoops - we're having sex all of a sudden!
>>15200588
I think Scylla likes you. I roled her 3 times and you called out to her.
Congratulations on your new wife
>>15200612
Moe was a mistake in general, or at least how it's slowly become the main area of discussion here at least.
>stumble on the high res Salamander image in my folder
>suddenly on my third fap to her this evening
I never knew I liked her this much.
>>15200607
No, why a tiny one? I think the anubis would make it as close to human as possible. Intensely warm, hard as steel and soft to the touch at the same time, standing proud and leaking lube when the lead times start up.
I bet she'd make her own upgrades though. Adjustable size and girth, enhanced semen capacity, and partial prehensibility, like the ability to slightly bend or twist. Maybe even the option to produce precum laced with certain pheromones or mind-affecting substances.
>>15200586
Had a feeling I missed a new addition.
I strangely approve.
>"You want me to insult you?"
>"You're a piece of shit."
>:<
>>15200659
Well you're a smelly old corpse.
>>15200659
Time to spank the magical powerhouse.
>>15200586
Spunky electric eel variant of Unagi when?
>>15200586
Pretty damn solid.
What would happen if you raised a monster to believe she was human
>>15200752
How.
>>15200752
It would be quite hard since her instincts are going to kick in when she hits puberty.
What did you do for your waifu on Mother's Day anon?
She IS a mother, right?
>>15200781
No, Anon. She's not even real.
>>15200752
Elves are inherently haughty about their culture so if you raise one human you get an elf that goes on and on about how glorious the human race is
>>15200781
No, at least not yet.
But we had dinner at her mother's place and I gave her a shiny stone.
>>15200791
>Ultraspeciesnationalist HFY elf thinking she's human
Lord almighty
>>15200802
The only thing that can stop it is rape, but since she thinks she is human no paladin can rape her
>>15200799
>shiny stone
if that means what I think it means I swear
>>15200781
Of course she is! My Kobold daughteru and I surprised her with breakfast-and-bondage-in-bed! We stripped her and tied her to the bed before she woke up, and then I fed her strawberries with whipped cream while our daughteru ate her out!
Then we all went out for dinner at a fancy restaurant!
>>15200817What does it mean?
>>15200817
Well, she is a dragon. I thought iving her a shiny stone was going to be a nice gift
I didn't know there was another meaning other than being nice.
>>15200752
So a Succubus that is in denial about her wings and tail and calls them birth defects?
>>15200817
It's not like he said purple headed velvet diamond.
>>15200817
Yeah.It means a new Power Stone is coming out bbaabbbyyyyy!
What monstergirl is best deserving of the title of "Kaa-san"?
>>15200888
>Ushi-Oni in frilly dressI feel nothing, but I must recognize the cuteness of this image.
>>15200892
A Basilisk or an Echidna.
>>15200888
More dominant monsters in frilly pink dresses when?
>>15200892
Hellhound.
>>15200902
I want to be doted on by a confident Basilisk in her prime!
>>15200911
How about a spaghetti spilling basilisk that's slightly past her prime?
What do monstergirl moms tell their daughters when they ask how dad and she got together
>>15200920
The truth.
They're shameless sluts like that.
>>15200916I'm not picky
>>15200920
They blush and say "ara ara~"
>>15200920
Something along the lines of:
>"When a monstergirl really really REALLY likes a man, she does her damndest to keep all the pesky whores and interlopers away from him..."
>"Then, she corners him in a secluded area and forces him into a super special hug!"
>>15200941
Yeti?
I wanna be that one crazy outcast who lives in a scrapyard and makes all kinds of traps and weapons out of spare parts from cars and motorcycles.
>>15200950
Special hug has many connotations.
>>15200920
>Well I had been watching him for years and one night he left the door unlocked and the rest is history
Imma be a servant to an oppai loli lich and pat her head as she sits in my lap.
>>15200920
A Mantis would probably give a brief story about how they met while they were hunting the same animal.
>>15200955
Especially to Yetis
>>15200892
An Alp when I'm through with her.
>>15200963
>The prompt about the loli lich with an army of loli zombies and ghouls who hugged you all at the same time for warmth went nowhere.
Would you support your gazer daughteru's professional gamer career? she playssc2
>>15200996
Where did I go wrong?
>>15200996
As long as she is legitimately good and wins money
>>15200802
Aunt Roxy, no relations.
Keeps going on about those damn knife ears.
Tries to convince you daily to settle down with one of those nice paladin girls.
Slow but inevitable tangent into monologue about how dreamy those paladin boys are instead.
Starts sweating profusely and declares she needs to go sit down.
YBA, how's those stories going? Update?
>>15201014
What a qt
>>15200838
Hopefully she doesn't go full crazy and gets them removed
>>15201014
but whats up with that eye of hers
>>15201049
It's an astigmatism nothing else
>>15201041
You'd still love her if she went crazy right?
>>15201024
Still writing. Update will either be late tonight or tomorrow if I'm too tired to proof it properly before I go to bed.
>>15201002
You'll still love her right? Right?
>>15201007
She's so good that even the korean kumihos think she's good!
>>15201072
Not if she just spends all her time playing video games in her undies. I'll never have grand-kids.
>>15201072
As long as I can barge into her room and ask if she's winning then all is fine. She better hope her webcam is off
>>15201097
>She better hope her webcam is off
What? Don't you want to spy her every move while she's online?
That we you can always monitor her actions and barge in at the most of inopportune of times for her.
>>15201097
>Dad get out all my friends are laughing at me!
>>15201120
Embarrassing monstergirls is great..
>>15201086
She's focusing on her career, eventually, she'll have all the cute boys swooning over her.Eventually
>>15201097
You can, but she'll probably yelp and lose her game as you startle her
>>15201120
And then all her internet friends wanted to fuck you
>>15201120
>>15201097
That reminded me of the old mspaint picture where the dad runs into the room waving his hands around and yells KATAMARI DAMACY
>>15200888
>Arachnotaur got last image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXU8w336oGs
>>15201168
New thread when
Thick Hathorite Ushi-Oni dressed as Holstaurs!
>>15201142
Imagine all the teasing she would get by other professional players
>>15201140
Oh no. She'll never leave the house or even get a boyfriend.
>>15201142
>>15201179
>"Damn, I never knew your dad was so hot."
>"Unf. DILF spotted. Panties Flooding"
>"I'll donate to you if you get him to strip"
>"OH GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP. THAT'S MY DAD."
I want to introduce an Apophis to the world of online MMORPGs!
>>15201192
Would she get her dad to do a face cam let's play for the dosh?
>>15201173
Still six threads away from oblivion. It will take some time.
>>15201200
Why would you do that?
>>15201205
He doesn't even know all the coolest games and it's her stream, so probably not.
>>15201215
Why wouldn't I?
>>15201200
I want togo back to oblivion
>>15201235
You can never escape
>>15201226
By introducing MGs to MMOs you will be supporting cyber-rape.
>>15201261
Please, just let me have one wish, just this once
I want it to stop
>>15201200
Didn't we get a greentext showing why that would be a bad idea?
Himedere shortstack weresheep.
>>15201280
>weresheep anything
I'll take 5
>>15201280
Wouldn't have this problem if pharaoh could actually tank.
>>15201290
I don't know if you can handle that much hime.
>>15200920
>Well, I was robbing a sperm bank again when I accidentally fell into one of the vats. That's why I always make sure your shoes have good grip, sweetie.
>>15201328
>sperm bank
>vats
Letting monsters run medical facilities, not even once.
>>15201176
Yes.
>>15201280
Yes. Literally the genesis of Fatpophis.
>>15201340
It's a high demand field.
>>15201340
>Implying sperm banks aren't a fancy name for breweries
We're talking about MGs here, you know.
>>15201350
Poor Fatpophis deserves love too
I like mindflayers even if they aren't popular
>>15201390
I love them too, but man they've been getting a lot more attention lately.
>>15201390
>>15201394
Maybe you guys should take that tentacle off your ears
>>15201388
I'm not so sure about fat, but I'd cuddle a chubby Apophis after her Pharaoh rival made her feel bad about her body.I'd reassure her that I think she looks sexy and that washboard chested, Pharaoh is just jealous.
>>15201390
They're decently popular.
>>15201388
Yeah, she's cuddly.
>>15201397
Soft snake best snakealthough hard snake, tiny snake, and busty snake are also good.
>>15200908
>Be born to a hellhound mother and loving father
>Your mother works as a Hell Defender, protecting the world of the living for any nightmarish entities or phenomena that escape from Hell
>One day, when you're still young, the city you live in is invaded by these hellish horrors
>Your mother does her duty, but in the course of protecting you, your father is killed by a Hell apparition
>Due to the nature of his death, he is unrevivable, and his soul unrecoverable
>Your mother is traumatised by it, and spends the next year clinging to you
>Eventually, she eases up, and as the two of you adapt to life together, old wounds begin to heal
>Years more pass
>Even as a teenager, though, your hellhound mother insists on sleeping in the same room as you
>Well, it is a small house after all
>But it's still awkward to wake up and find her sleeping atop the covers on your own bed
>>15201419
meh
Is it possible to make an Ignis mad enough toburn you to cinders instantaneously?
>>15201424
Yeah, more of a rough idea than an actual greentext. Plus it's 4:30AM and I was falling asleep writing it.
>>15201388
>>15201397
>>15201405
>itt, people that don't actually know about fatpophis
Two words, belly apron.
>>15201434
>Two words, belly apron.
How terrifying. At least the good end to that greentext has her lose the fat while retaining her plump ass and tits.
>>15201405
Fucking a chubby Apophis and watching her tits bounce would be wonderful.You know that picture of a Wurm with huge hips eating a pie? Imagine those hips on an Apophis.
>>15201434
I know about Fatpophis, I'm talking about Chubpophis. Completely different.
Like Abossphis.
>>15200586
>Bukkake'ing the waifu every day before work
What a lewdly specific detail.
>>15201434
May be the alcohol talking but I'd still tap that.
>>15201426
You meanBURN TO THE GROUNDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s
>>15201419
Always wondered how would a clingy family member react if you found a girl you liked and went on to live and marry her.
>>15200888
>new Power Stone
Please don't tell me beautiful lies.
>>15201419
>human son
I mean, it's poorly written and shit on it's own but that's just extra stupid. Though I don't know what I expected from somebody that just sticks hell in front of basically every adjective.
>You wake up in the morning to have a hell breakfast of hell coffee, hell eggs and hell bacon before taking your hell car to your hell job as a hell receptionist where all you make hell appointments for hellspawn and hellions.
I mean Jesus, there's like a dozen synonyms for hell. Use a few.
I'm going to sleep so hard and dream with my monster waifu so strong, that even a dormouse would be ashamed
>>15201513
>>15201513
I'd like to think that most parts of a traditional hell breakfast could be cooked using a hellhounds ambient body heat.
>>15201544
That's unsanitary.
>>15201547
Considering most bacteria dies at about 175F, heat is perfectly sanitary.
inb4 what about hell bacteria
>>15201544
http://i.imgur.com/U7c5YRz.png
>>15201561
What aboutheckbacteria?
>>15201561
I'm was thinking more about sweat, hair and skin particles.
>>15201562
Neat. If she's not non-stick, the cleanup might be a mess though.
>>15201571
He didn't say cook it directly on her. You can just use her as a stove. Put the frying pan on her abs and the coffee pot between her tits.
And now I imagine some greasy spoon with the guy trying to cook burgers but he has some hellhound laying on his grill asking for a belly rub.
>>15201562
Man, whatever happened to quicksilver_? He was one of my top ten pedophiles.
>>15201657
You have a top ten pedophiles?
>>15201657
The FBI finally got him.
>>15190099
>>15193846
>>15198395
http://i.imgur.com/MB6iSKt.png
>>15201657
I never left anon, I just have no time or discipline anymore.
>>15201672
That sushi special looks like the special-est one you could ever get.
>>15201672
Some nice sushi alongside the dark revelation of our tiny yeti.
Should she be removed from the pally, she is returns to her primal state.
>>15201672
>http://i.imgur.com/MB6iSKt.png
>The cock and bollocks shaped sushi roll and rice ball on the sign
top kek
>>15201672
BIG EEL TITTIES
Excellent work Latenight.
>>15201672
>The disembodied cat ass is warping anon on dates now
That poor man. He is lost to us.
>>15201685
What is the pally again?
Which monster girl has the cutest smellingpoot
>>15201782
"no"
>>15201782
/d/ plz leave
>>15201765
Paladin
>>15201782
Get out.
>>15201782
Go away.
I want to go around molesting Paladin-chans! I'll be really notorious, and they'll have a special detachment just to hunt me down and capture me!
>>15201812
I want monstergirls having turned traitor and joined the ranks of Paladins!
>>15201825
Why would they do that?
>>15201812
Will they still expel me for lewd behaviour even if i perform well in my Paladin duties?
Oh come on guys, all girls do it. You're going to honestly tell me that you would not learn to love that as a scent of your waifu? ... Ok, fine, I'm going.
>>15201841
Girls do crazy things for love
Mucus Toad on a unicycle
>>15201812
I want to go around bopping Paladin-chans on the head! I want to be called the Pallywhacker!
>>15201849
Bye whore
>>15201865
Don't you dare
>>15201865Centaur on a Tandem bicycle
>>15201865
Mother fucker.
>>15201865
i don't get it
>>15201865
I want to get off Ms. Toad's Wild Ride.
>>15201888
Me neither. Does it have to do with CG render of a frog on a unicycle?
>>15201865
Mucus Toad in a latex catsuit.
>>15201841
Thin out the competition. Imagine it, rank upon rank of the forgotten girls, Ant Arachne, Sea Slimes, Vanilla Werewolves, Mimics, Cupids, Houri, Fire Mice, Jorogumos, Ogres and all the rest.
Together they'll hunt the memes to extinction.
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