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June is pure.
>>15169574
What if I prefer Strawberry Mofu?
With only a quarter a day you can help find a cure and end Spontaneous Monster to Human Disorder
This is their year, the Leafs are gonna win!
>>15169575
She's a disgrace.
50 images leftover what a record
Tubby meidos in too small skirts be they kiki, shoggoth, or even a kobold
>>15169574
That's a pretty boasty vanilla wolfu.
>>15169586
This is a pretty lonely Yeti.Fucking unnaceptable.
>>15169575
Is it just me or do a significant number of anons become Junefags after reading Vengeance?
So in regards to the topic last thread:
If a slime girl was turned into a human, you could probably turn her back by letting a dark slime have their way with her. Plus, the human-slime would get the added bonus of feeling the most intense pleasure ever in their solid body as they're melted back to their original form.
>>15169581
No such thing.
new demo when
>>15169588
Kicking her can all over the place?
>>15169594
I would wager I'm only one of like, five at most. But I'm the only one who has the balls to praise her in public.
>>15169594
Nah, it's probably just bait. Nobody in their right mind would like that character.
>>15169586
Canadian monstergirls best monstergirls.
BIG
BEAUTIFUL
DRAGON
WINGS
>>15169590
I think we got bumped off by some guy spamming threads with pepe OPs.
>>15169593
Nobody goes to Leafs games except diehard Yuki-onna and Yeti fans
>>15169586
She's pretty chipper despite being the only one there.
>>15169607
>Nobody in their right mind
And where exactly do you think we are, anon?
HELLHOUNDISWINNING
>>15169629
Point taken, but insanity does not absolve one of his sins.
>>15169599
Soon I'd hope.
I bet vampires would make nice friends even if they need a bit of blood everyonce in a while
>>15169635
It's okay anon. You don't have to like the waifu of my choice. You should probably go and love on your waifu instead of trying to be confrontational though!
>>15169644
Stating facts is hardly confrontational.
No depressing slime talk like we had last thread, please.
>>15169671
No.
>>15169671
No anon.
>>15169671
What the fuck.
>>15169586
>Leafs
>Ever winning
The Canucks have a better chance at winning than the Leafs ever will.
>>15169671
Yes.
>>15169671
I don't get what's happening.
>>15169586
Yeti is best winter girl!
>>15169671
Fairies are for dicking while they ahego at the sensation of you stretching them
What would it be like if famous myths/legends/religious stories had monstergirls playing the antagonists?
>Ancient Egypt times
>Be pharaoh
>Brother/fucktoy shows up after running off into the desert and disappearing for a week or so
>Immense sense of relief
>"I'm taking the jews and leaving!" storms out
>Smile because it's one of his old pranks
>Yell after him
>"Okay, dinner's at 9 and sex is at 10."
>Go back to lounging and eating grapes
>30 minutes later anubutt rushes into your chambers in a panic
>"Your majesty! Moses is running off with all the tanukis, what should we do?!"
>"...oh shit, he was serious?"
What if a fairy was give the opportunity to be human sized. Would any take the offer
>>15169719
Tanukis are the Demon Lord's chosen people
>>15169725
I want a strongfat tanuki to be my mistress andSurprise me for my birthday by wearing a naked apron
>>15169608
I'm gonna roughly and violently violate that beaver!
>>15169719
>>15169725
>Tanukis are Jews
Hahaha that's so funny!Fuck off.
>>15169648
It's inly depressing if you make it depressing.
Look at it like this. We see all the advantages a slimegirl has, but what about the other way around? What advantages would a slimegirl see in a human body? For one, it's relative resistance. Where extreme could adversely affect a slime, either freezing or overheating her, a human body can still act without being majorly physically altered and impeded. We have hardy bodies, and can swim without fear of dissolving in large bodies of water. And imagine, when a slimegirl wraps around your body, what she feels. How hard and solid you must be. All the tiny imperfections and details on the many surfaces of your body. You can be a strong, firm constant to her, like a warm, loving rock.
That, and it's harder to make a slimegirl feel embraced than a solid person. Imagine a slimegirl turning human, and being spooned for the first time in her life. Imagine her, once doing all the wrapping up, now being enveloped in an absolute, loving embrace like that.
There's upsides and downsides. You just need the imagination to perceive them.
>>15169742
TIDF go and stay go
>>15169742
SHUT IT DOWN.
>Growing up with a Manticore neighbor
>She's the same age as you and your parents have had the two of you playing together since you were both in diapers
>She has a tail fixation and gets nervous when she doesn't have one of your fingers stuck in it
>Your parents don't get it because they don't know how Manticores work, and her parents think it's cute
>For the two of you, it's like holding hands, you're too young to know better
>Growing up, she learns about the birds and the bees first, but keeps doing it because now it's both comforting and arousing
>It's awkward for a bit when you learn what her tail's for, but ultimately it's been so long that you're used to it too
>When the two of you finally officially become a couple, she doesn't even use her tail and the two of you just have normal sex
>Even as adults, she still likes to hold your fingers with her tail, and the two of you smile while watching your daughter lead a boy her age around with her tail the same way your wife led you around at that age
>>15169594
June is a girl who did nothing wrong?
>>15169744
I'm pretty sure rewriting her bodies code would be painful
>>15169744
But she would have to learn how to move and take care of a human body from lesson one. It would be long and messy.
>>15169742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA
>>15169751
>he doesn't even use her tail
whoa man too far man that is way too lewd
To the Anon who recommended this to me, thanks. First time I see a mango without any insufferable overused tropes. First one I read in years, too. Heartwarming stuff.This manga is making me more and more miserable by the minute
>>15169599
She looks so soft and rubbery
>>15169736
But she's going to slap her tail wildly and loudly
>>15169634
Dog is making crude gesture
>>15169764
It really is great. I want every girl to get a good end
>>15169756
Why does it have to be? It isn't when a human is fundamentally changed and rewritten into a monstergirl. Why do you want it to h painful?
>>15169634
Winning what?
>>15169701
Are they like the Canadian Red Sox?
>>15169671
>That artist
No, fuck you
I don't know what's happening and I'm not going to try to figure it out
Fairies are for loving
>>15169764
>A genki Vampire will never pop up from behind the couch and say "Anon, nib nib"
>>15169634
Is she winning enough?
>>15169721
What is Titania
>>15169747
Except Tanukis have literally never been jewish in any sense of the word. If anything where a Kitsune is smug for outsmarting you, Tanukis make a fool out of you for shits-n-giggles or becausethey suck at expressing their love for you.
Kitsunes may have nine tails but at least the fucking raccoon dogs have more transformations.
>>15169770
I'll just have to pin it down with rope or something
>>15169586
if they do I'll fuckin jump in a lake
>>15169771
Spank the dog?
>>15169779
Somewhat.
>>15169634
what is she winning anon?
Which monstergirl is best for a man who needs his smile protected from toxic family and mental disorders?
I want to meet a kind little elfThat currently holds the title for worlds strongest woman (biped).
I want to confuse an Elf by not raping her
>>15169810
kobold or lizard women
>>15169795
>Work as merchants and bankers
>Take over society from the shadows and remake it to suit them
But then again they do love the humans they take over and try to make it so they benefit.
>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
Lich ass and thighs
Fucking the undead under moonlight
>>15169777
>>15169809
My heart
>>15169809
>"Are you winning, son?" image with a nerdhound
>>15169810
Mindflayer.
You know, 'Mindflayer' is kind of derogatory. I think we should call them Mind-enhancers, or Mind-renovators.
>>15169816
>"What's the matter, Elf? Why are you staring at an innocent human traveler on the forest? Perhaps you're looking for some HUMAN DIK?"
>"Too bad!"
>"Unlike my peers, I have complete control over my urges! NO RAPE FOR YOU!"
>Walk away
>>15169831
I want a lich with adangerously bigrear, hips, and thighs.
>>15169828
I want a picture of a Holst in this pose
>>15169831
Charon acute
>>15169837
Mind-enlighteners.
You can only know if you become part of our inclusive family.
How would you comfort a rodent after she's had a devastating loss?
>>15169828
>you will never be breastfed by a onee-san Hellhound delinquent
>or a Dragon, Arachne, Lich, Oni, etc.
>>15169832
>Accidentally saved this pic in my waifu folder
Does this count as cheating?
>>15169835
>"Are you winning, sweety?"
>"DAD!"
>>15169850
No Anon.
You're justwaking up to the truth
>>15169848
Ask her what she's eatin'.
>>15169852
How would nerdhound react to you walking on her masturbating to a human boy dating sim?
>>15169848
Take her to a Tim Hortons.
>>15169837
Mindsoothers.
>>15169859
She'd probably prefer buttery stuff or cuban food.
>>15169857
Looks like you lost
>>15169848
Give her all the cheese she can eat
>>15169806
Just out fer a rip are ya bud?
>>15169863
Fine. We order takeout and watch a movie. Maybe that zodiac one.
>>15169868
I get where you're going with this.
>>15169838
This is how you obtain an elf stalker.
>>15169868
Good choice.
>>15169857
She'd freeze with her fingers still in her.Even better if you see she's swapped character names around its her and you
I'm tired guys. Post comfy images.
>>15169882
Too early to go through images.
>>15169857
Throw stuff at you while yelling for you to get out. Then you push her to the side and see what not she choose and possibly laugh at her taste.
>>15169880
Oh jeez, that's beyond embarrassing. I'd have to tell her that there's no way I could bring myself to love such pathetic loser like herself.
>>15169889
Please don't bully the nerdhound, she's a good girl
how does /mgg/ feel aboutpregnantmonster girls?
>>15169880
>swapped character names around its her and you
I wonder which anon she is talking about because it can't be me
>>15169897
bretty gud
>>15169897
Love them.
>>15169880
That's when you lean over, look at the screen, and tell her thatyou're bigger than he is.
>>15169894
For you.
>>15169897
Nigger you asked this exact question with this exact picture a billion times
>>15169897
Only if it's someone different than that shit-tier waifu.
>>15169897
The best. We need more of them.
>>15169897
Good.
A real question is how they'd feel abouthyper preg
>>15169897
I don't have the financial ability to raise a child at this time.
I want to watch a monstergirl play a dating sim and crack jokes the whole time. I mean wouldn't it be funny if we named the characters after ourselves
>>15169905
Just so you can see her shiver from a surprise climax, right?
>>15169906
Exactly.Nerd hound would have a baby bump in no time
I have to ask /mgg/ which mg would have the puffiest?
>>15169897
I keep forgetting that the Echidna in that image is Merse
>>15169925
A witch after a potion spilled on them.Itll go down after a while, she'll just have to change her gait until then
>>15169742
JIDF pls
>>15169924
>Just so you can see her shiver from a surprise climax, right?
Damn straight.And then you start acting out one of the scenes, complete with pauses for her 'choices.'
>>15169925
Werebat
you guys ever miss crayonfag?
>>15169925
The puff pastry MGs
>>15169942
She's just going to begin panicking and start schlicking because it's all she knows.
>>15169945
yeah, alot...
>>15169945All the time. Yeah, he wasn't the best art wise, but he was a bro.AND BROS NEVER DIE
>>15169925
Holy fuck, that's PUFFY.
>>15169956
Could be puffier
>>15169949
And then you push her hands away and admonish her. After all, that's your job.One way or another, the nerdhound is gonna get it. It's just a matter of whether she succumbs to unexpected charisma, or she goes full-rapehound.
>>15169943
I like the way you think!
>>15169942
What if she is shit at those games all her choices are bad ends
>>15169970
Change the genre. Make bad ends entail the heroine gettingtenderly loved.
>>15169966
Or mating press, her tail going like there's no Tomorrow
>>15169976
Hey! Don't spoil thetrueending
I wonder what happens if you don't rape an elf
>>15169985
Garithos will be proud of you.
>>15169897
If you really loved your waifu, you would keep her pregnant all the time.
"Hi Anon~! I need you to help me fill in some information on your tax returns..."
>>15169985
They will get haughty as hell until you want to do it.
>This Nerdhound bullying
>>15169990
Why is she dressed like that while saying that?
>>15169990
I already mailed them in last month.
>>15169990
MY tax returns? What do you need those for?
Besides, you're a month late.
>>15169995
Nerdhound likely has a lot in terms of physical strength, so no worries there.
>>15169995
I want to give nerdhound lots of sweets so I can tease her about her weight
>>15169995
FRECKLES
FRECKLES
>>15169991
What if I just go along with her haughtyness and still don't rape her
>>15169996She's not really talking about filling out paperwork
because of the last thread, I really want to see a Tanuki like Pearl (the landlord) one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yECd_Sz_zJ8
>>15170007
But what is that talk about tax returns? Is she trying to trick me into something?
>>15170004
She'll reach untold heights of smug.
>>15170012
Shes gonna trick youinto marrige and live
Milk?
>>15170014
I can just nod and agree and let her get even more smug while not raping her
>>15170003
the fucks wrong with freckles!
>>15169844
Who wouldn't want big lich butt bouncing up and down on his lap, and to hear those short, quiet moans?
>>15170017
Pass. I'm not one of those types that like the idea of drinking straight from the teet.
>>15170016
I won't let her!
>>15169969
I'm gonna brush that werebat's hair away so I can look her lovingly in the eyes!
>>15170017
Straight from the tap.
>>15170021
Even better when you can see it through the back of her robe thanks to the cloth draping over it.
>>15170020
Nothing. Freckles are GOAT.
>>15170021
Not me.
>>15170021
>you will never hit it from the back of a MG
Remind me why I even live again...
>>15169575
Whos june?
>>15170052
The best of a bad situation.
Don't listen to the naysayers.
>>15170052
A mess!
>>15169671
>can't find it
I know it's going to be something awful but I still want to see it.
>>15169575
June is that lamia, right? Why would anyone like her? She is a bitch all around to everyone, not only to MC
I could understand cheshires or jabber who is basically the broest character in the story
>>15170052
The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.
>>15170082
Because she deserved better.
How would your waifu react if she woke up to your headless body?Not as in decapitated, rather, still alive like a dullahan, except just a body without a head.
>>15170082
She got the short end of the metaphorical stick. She pretty much got a life sentence for high school shit. That's fucked up.
>>15170094
Panic before trying to find a way to turn me back.
>>15170017
Milk is bad.
>>15170094
She'dgive me headto see if it fixes the issue
>>15170104
Why does Charon always look so sleepy?
>>15170107
Because her job makes herdead tired.
>>15170104
Your waifu sure sounds pretty reliable to not lose her head over something this abnormal.
>Prince anon hears some loud footsteps outside the throne room door
>Oh no...this is how it always starts
>A boom box switches on with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA blaring
>Oh boy here we go...Surprise it was just your two most loyal subjects playing a prank on you.
>>15170107
Do you know how many people die in a day? She's a busy girl.
>>15170111
CHARON. STOP SHITPOSTING AT WORK
>>15170115
No.
>>15170130
But anon...it wasn't bowser.
>>15170115
>Getting kidnapped
What do I look like to you? Some scrub that couldn't even fight off a Kobold?
>>15170115
>Being some gay ass prince of buttfuck nowhere
Fuck that
>>15170142
>What do I look like to you? Some scrub that couldn't even fight off a Kobold?
Yes. Luckily you aren't getting kidnapped currently.
>>15170150
>Yes
Lies, you are a liar and not a good person!
>>15170148
>Anon doesn't want to be a prince
>A wealthy royal prince ruling over a kingdom
You're odd.
>>15170154
You can't lie to yourself forever anon.
>>15170159
Nigga I don't wanna rule over shit, all I need is internet, food, water and a bathroom.
>>15170159
But I'm not lying to myself. You're the one that is lying!
>>15170169
Enjoy your Beelzebub in 2017 anon.
>>15170176
>implying thats a bad thing
>implying you still would have her fuck you 24/7
>>15170176
I know how to keep myself clean if that's what you're implying.
I want a tanuki that has a fetish formen with big balls
>>15170198
I want a Tanuki that has a fetish for big fatwallets.
>>15170159
I'd prefer to be a 2nd Prince. I'd be no good at ruling, instead it would be better served to give me some other office like military command or just marry me off for political reasons.
>>15170198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
>>15169831
>>15169844
>>15170021
I want to spank a fat-bottomed Lich while she's performing an experiment.
>>15170227
Please don't.
It may spill on her and cause weird things to happen
I want a dominating Lilim and Pharoah threesome with cuddles and tender love.
>>15170227
Me too!
>>15170245
You are going to get more than that, anon. I would be careful with what you wish.
>>15170251
What more could I possibly get?
NEW
E
W
http://pastebin.com/e2enT1J3
>>15170245
I want to die.
>>15170262
Why?
>>15170262
Me too.
>>15170262
You sure about that?
>>15170265
Because monster girls aren't real. Also because I'm really really really really really tired.
>>15170260
Nice to see you in the land of the living.
>>15170242
It's fine, getting spanked probably is the experiment.
>>15170281
I knew that feeling once. Let me ask you a question. Might you watch this video and listen to what it has to say? It can help you quite a bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fMCuCkOTE
>>15170260
No tags, you can piss off
>>15170293
Shit, i actually completely forgot about that. It's been a minute.
>>15170286
And thank you. Nice to be back. Life is not fun sometimes.
>>15170287
I dunno, odd things can happen with magic.
Bits change sizes, ages get tweaked, and personalities can be warped
how do I escape onis as a shota?
>>15170290
I'll give it an hour before I tuck in. I'll see if I want to continue tomorrow.
>>15170309
Bop em on the head while throwing soy beans at them.
>>15170245
I'd take the pharaoh and dump the lilim somewhere, Lilims don't deserve love
>>15170309
>Escape
Are you gay or something?
You get good and then claim the one that's most like an onee-san when you reach adulthood.
>>15170309
First, that's more of a young adult than shota.
Anyways, the answer is to appeal to their protective instincts.
>>15170309
Actually, looking at those Oni, scratch my answer. If you want to escape from those things you are beyond helping.
>>15170309
I want the orange-haired one in the middle
>>15170281
JUST DO IT
I BELIEVE IN YOU, ANON!
>>15170293
Is your objection to the existence of tags or the lack thereof?
>>15170373
Lack of, I forgot to add them.
BEST
MG
>>15170381
Seems an odd thing to go autistic over. Plenty of works here don't have tags.
>>15170387
Water off a ducks back. He did remind me though. Which was nice.
>>15170382
I want to bully a Monoeye with my depth perception!
>>15170017
Damn straight.
>>15170382
Bully monoeyes. Tease them in public! Make them wear slutty underwear then then pin them and breed them violently!
Anyone have that imgur gallery with the terminally ill dog/cat/fox/whatevergirl?
>>15170382
Ah yes cyclops, sweet kind girls who are made for cuddling, head patting, and giving passionate kisses to. They're also made for tender loving, treating nicely, and making passionate love to while staring into their beautiful eye.
>>15170452
They're technically not monoeye. They have 2 eyes.
I'm off to sleep and I sure hope my waifu gets that wing cocoon going while wraping her tail on around my waist and her arms in my chest, nuzzling my head and sometimes planting a kiss on my cheeks.
How many other people here live dangerously?
I mean sure, I know none of you will ever live as dangerously as I since I armbird brainswith extremely lethal weaponry.
But it's always nice to hear about other people's dangerous living, even if it will always be lesser than my own.
>>15170484
This fucking crow is worse than a goddamn Tanuki.
>>15170452
>their beautiful eye.
>thinking monoeye eyes are beautiful
have yo been hypnotized by a gazer anon?
>>15170484
Why would you give a little girl such a dangerous weapon. What, are you gonna give her Havel's gear next? How about some hexes?
Daughteru sketch
>>15170516
Cute
>>15170516
Loving motherus are meant to be bullied with their tomboy past!
>>15170513
>Turning a poor crow into this degeneracy
I bet you punch innocent children
I'm going to wake up tomorrow in the 2D world next to a qtpie spidercow gf and everything will be absolutely fine, just fine.
>>15170548
Indeed anon, all you have to do is believe.
Tomorrow is going to be the best day ever.
>>15170545
It's the guy who gave her the avalyn's fault. Take it away and give her a wooden spoon instead
>>15170495
No, I'm just a person who treats cyclops very kindly and thinks they're as beautiful as any monster girl out there. That eye of theirs shines brighter than any star as does their smile, which I protect from those that wish to make them sad. If there are any sad lonely cyclops out there, I will gladly welcome them with caring arms wide open and a tender hug, for a happy cyclops is a sight to behold.
>>15170548
It's not that simple, anon
You have to kill yourself to make that happen
Do it, anon. She is waiting for you in the next world
I going to defeat the enemy the best way possible
with a kobold luncher!
>Their faces when you whip out your gigantic, fatwallet.
>>15170602
I ain't giving them a dime
>>15170602
Shoo Tanukis, shoo!
What would working in a grocery store be like in MGC?Because I can assure you I'd ignore their advances and just keep stocking.No I will not stop for a quickie miss, I've got a job to do.
>>15170590
But how is a Kobold feeding device going to help you defeat your enemy?
>>15170631
Have you seen a kobold at feeding time? For about thirty seconds they can put a hellhound to shame. All they need is ten.
>>15170620
Either you get husbanded by a single shopper or you eventuallycome to love and marry your Christmas cake monster girl boss. Or she rapes you, both are good.
>>15170620
That sounds kind of comfy, actually.
>>15170620
You'd need to shoo out the Mouse Girls with a broom before they nibble holes in the cereal boxes.
Moth Girls would need to be dragged away from the bright lights at night.
There'll be a Red Oni who's a regular customer and seems to buy nothing but large amounts of meat and alcohol.
All sorts of fun things.
>>15170631Maybe the kobolds ARE the enemy and hes distracting them to get to what they are guarding?
>>15170639
I work at a grocery store, it's not comfy. Adding monstergirls would just increase the number of messes you have to clean.
>>15170637
10?
But then you get chunky kobolds!
>>15170647
>Moth Girls would need to be dragged away from the bright lights at night.
Why are moths such ditzes?
>>15170516
Cute/10
>>15170638
I don't have time to settle down. I need to bring in cash.
>>15170639
Speaking as someone who's currently in training/volunteering at a Walgreens, it is kinda comfortable to have a routine.
>>15170647
I'm not going to shoo out customers anon. I am going to keep them from wrecking products though.Keeping them from sabotaging the condoms would be a hassle though.
>>15170654
>10?
Ten seconds. Ten seconds of pure, frenzied kobold din din time. Empires have been brought to their knees with a mere whistle, what force do you think kibble would unleash?
>But then you get chunky kobolds!
And legions of dead enemies. Dog grills with fluffy tummies are a tradeoff I'm willing to take to become Genghis Khan II, Electric Boogalewd.
>>15170620
Just keep out of trouble and avoid inhuman coworkers
>>15170516
I need art of all the girls bonding with their daughterus.
I would like a yellow scaled dragon
>>15170602
>having a big wallet
That'll be the day...
>>15170647
>Moth Girls would need to be dragged away from the bright lights at night.
Imagine how Undead Moths that reside in an Undead Kingdom would react to the moon, yeesh.
>>15170662
Mouse Girls are all delinquents and thieves who will rob you blind.
Your cheese aisle won't survive the night unless you prepare.
>>15170666
Avoiding co-workers is inadvisable during work hours Satan-chan.
>>15170676
Good thing my shift isn't during the night then.
>>15170676
Imagine the shit that would need to be kept behind the counter/in those plastic boxes in an MGC store
>Cheese
>Condoms (not because people steal or even use them but because they tamper with them)
>All of the younger male clerks
>HER
>>15170689
my sister works in tescos, she says it about tactics
>>15170676
I'll set up an array of elaborate traps. By the time the sun rises, I'll have them all caught and subdued.
With the exception of a crafty, little white-furred mouse girl who's rumored to be a world-class cheese thief.
But the rest will be made to apologize or be reported to the authorities, and if I catch them again they'll be getting a good spanking. I'll tell you what.
>>15170663
But what do you do with them?
Fat kobolds can't fight!
>>15170260
The world needs more headless undead. And more undead in general.
>>15170714
Weight loss training montage!
keep those girls fit!
>>15170714
>Fat kobolds can't fight!
The hell they can't; we call those "heavies." Also, they can birth more kobolds which is a very valuable skill.
Riddle me this! You yank her tail and she gives a hiss, but spank her ass and she'll give you a kiss!
What is she?
>>15170749
My waifu. I swear it's like you enjoy losing on purpose sometimes.
>>15170749
Yo momma
>>15170741
But then you end up with cute scenes of them when they are tubby and laying in a pile, out of breath and miserable followed by fit versions running with ease!
>>15170749
Sphinx-chan!
>>15170749
That slutty Cheshire that keeps bothering me?
>>15170759
I think that would result in a deep kiss either way. You know how much those cheshies love to be used.
>>15170755
they will learn to deal with it
the kobold squad of doom will not fall due to dietary issues!
>>15170749
A Sphinx.
>>15170692
But Anon, why cheese?
>>15170780
Rodents. Thousands of them. Also, the odd bald Englishman.
>>15170788
And his Kobold?
>>15170745
But then you have a bunch of lazy cuddle dogs that need constant milking!
>>15170793
That goes without saying.
>>15170798
>that need constant milking!
That's what the daughterus are for. Nursing is how they practice their din din tactics; they literally train from birth. Truly, kobolds are the perfect weapon.
>>15170807
But what do you do with the matron kobolds when they want to do things other than sit around and reminisce on when they had a thin waistline?
It's not like they have combat skills anymore and their young filled bellies make walking difficult, let alone running.And what do you do when they can't breed anymore and are just plump old dogs?
>>15170765
That's the best part about them. Punishing them just feeds into their lewd smugness.
>>15170260
Glad to see you back
Interesting premise and characters, although the MC seems to be typical "Anon in MGC" kind of guy
I'm looking forward to the next chapter
By the way are you taking a break from gladiators in the night?I won't review your stories anymore, I'd be repeating myself too much, check your emails if you haven't read my last 2 commentaries
>>15170827
Then I'm going to spoil a cheshire rotten!
I'll just fight back with kindnessand no spanking, no matter how fat that ass may be.
>>15170833
Would you like to review Alp's newest turd instead?
>>15169671
Dammit AHO
>>15170833
Yeah, I've read it. I've kind of boxed myself into a corner with that one. So I'm gonna table it until I think of a suitable way to continue it where it doesn't feel forced.
>>15170822
There is one all encompassing answer to both of those questions:Head. Pats.there is no greater form of calm entertainment, no greater expression of love to a kobold than a good head pat and some husbando/daughteru combo cuddles.
>>15170827
Doing anything but ignoring a cheshire feeds into their smug lewdness. I hear some of them develop some kind ignoring play fetish so even that turns them on. There's just no stopping those faggotcats.
>>15170834
You know if you do that, you'll just end up like Dante.
>>15170851
Then I'll let her keep trying.
I'll never give up until she's begging and pleading for it!
>>15170847
Good man.
Be sure to pay attention to them and remind them that you still love them, even if they have scars and can't fight/breed for you anymore.
>>15170855
I think you underestimate how persistent they are.
>>15170827
I want a Cheshire to sneak into my room and steal my virginity with a lewd look on her face while clinging close to me and forcing me to look her in the eyes as she rapes me.
I want her to taunt me about how my virginity belongs to her after I cum inside her.I want to see her reaction when I respond to that by wrapping my arms around her and kissing her on the lips. With tongue.I want it to dawn on her that I wanted her to "rape" me.
>>15170860
And I think they underestimate how stubborn I am.
>>15170874
She has no ass.
>>15170874
>Low Cut Hotpants
TOO LEWD.
>>15169719
Get Dreamworks to fund it.
>>15169671
That's a WIP? Cool.
I'm gonna get an Ittan-momen and solely interact with her to use her body as a living onahole and a cumrag
Best part of this is that she'd love being treated this way by her precious owner
>>15170874
Why must fox girls always be so lewd? Can't they just be good, pure priestess like the Shirohebis?
>>15170922
That Cheshire is begging for a deep, hardkissing.Also titfucking.
It's pretty late guys, post yourspooky waifus!
>>15170940
>Why must fox girls always be so lewd?
Why is the sky blue? Why are boobs good?
>>15170948
Slenderwoman, Slenderwoman, does whatever a slender can?
>>15170948
you know its 6am inn london which means ive been awake for almost 3 days
yay insomia
>>15170954
>Slenderwoman, rapes whatever a slender can.
I want to go out into a forest in the middle of the night and be tenderlyrapedby slenderwoman.
>>15170948
She's a cutie, wonder what happens if I look her in the eyes and plant a tender kiss on her lips saying what a cute face she has?
>>15170948
>>15170948
>there will never be a Mu-Onna MG
>>15170970
Silence, but you see her starting to blush
>>15170966
Tell us when the hallucinations start.Or better yet, talk to a doctor.
>>15170985
that's a MG i don't want to get raped by
>>15170545
Dear god that image is disgusting.
>>15170985
>Mu-Onna
>A Mu-onna is a vengeful spirit of a mother who lost her child to famine or war. She protects children in danger, but may also try to merge or absorb them. They can look into the child's soul to find information while merging with them. To gather the information, or to merge with them, the Mu-onna must cast a spell to put the child's soul to sleep. Since the Mu-onna is made from a mother's tender feelings, she may be willing to allow herself to be destroyed for the sake of the child.
>>15170997
Especially if you were a shota or something
>>15170985
>>15171017
I remember when one of those was in Inuyasha.
It was...oddly arousing.
>>15170966
that seems insanely unhealthy. Are you seeing a doctor for that?
>>15171017
>>15170997
I don't understand why you guys don't want this. SHE'S LITERALLY THE ULTIMATE 'ARA ARA~'
>>15170948
Ghost paizuri! Woo woo!
>>15171037
>Ghost paizuri
http://exhentai.org/g/922489/5ed313171e/
>>15171024
Welp, there goes my corruption boner.
>>15171026
I'd rather not get absorbed by a creepy faceless woman
>>15171016
What you don't see is the ultra greatsword he buffed with Sunlight Blade, the Sacred Oath he cast at the start of the fight, or the dark-infused Shadow Dagger he's got in his hotswap bar.
>>15171024
yep.
pills shoud kick in any omen new
>>15171016
How? I don't see anything disgusting about it.
>>15171044
It was oddly arousing in Inuyasha.
...god I think I've been more fucked up for longer than I previously thought.
>>15171049
I'm not that guy but his face does look like a giant asshole.
>>15170987
What happens if afterwards I lay her down and give her a soothing massage to help her relax?
>>15171047
Normally spelling that bad would be a bad thing. Have a good sleep anon.
>>15171059
That's just the Smelter Demon Helm. Fuck the Smelter Demon. The worst that Dark Souls 2: What are Hitboxes Edition had to offer.
And Pursuers.
>>15171058
You too, huh?
>>15171049
>I don't see anything disgusting about it
Found the Havel monster!
>>15171065
yu to buddgy
>>15171069
You've got problems with fucking Pursuers? Undone yourself.
Would an Apsara get wet if I showed her my sweet dance moves?
What about a Ghandarva who listened to my mixtape?
>>15171074
???
![[Ikematsu] Kyou no Wanko Today's Doggy (Sweets Girl) [English] [PSYN].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PpCdgA3.jpg "[Ikematsu] Kyou no Wanko Today's Doggy (Sweets Girl) [English] [PSYN]")
Is anal with monstergirls acceptable?
>>15171098
Starlord please go.
>>15171099
A-Anon... Have you never payed Dark Souls?
>>15171100
No, anal sex is homosexuality and instantly turns you into an Alp.
Even if you're penetrating her.
>>15171100
Anal is mandatory.
None of you are real, monster girls! None of you are here to improve the world!
>>15171111
But the act of penetration is one of the manliest things one can do!
>>15171100
>using the wrong hole
Nope.
>>15171106
I've played it, but I'm not too deep in the community.
I know nearly nothing of terms and slang.Also the PC port of DS1 sucks ass when it comes to invasion and jolly co-operationI also know how to not fuck up the Solaire questline.
>>15171100
Yes, it is even encouraged by both the Sabbath and the church of the Fallen GodAll lolis are buttsluts
>>15171115
You say that now but when the portal opens and monster girls fix everything through rape and marriage, we'll see who is real or not
>>15171026
>Be a lost child in Zipangu, scared as hell
>Suddenly you hear a gentle, womanly voice say "Poor child..." from behind you.
>You feel relieved until you turn around and see a faceless woman "looking" at you
>You let out a scream at the sight of this.
>"There's no need to be afraid" She extends her hand out to you "I'll help you find your way back."
>She sounds so gentle but you're too scared of her to accept.
>You turn back and run away but you don't get very far before felling incredibly sleepy.
>You fall asleep, the last you see being the faceless woman approaching you
>>15171128
For some reason I want to see more versions of this image but with more MGs
>>15171151
i need an adult
>>15171146
>Okay then. I'll break down why that image is bad:
-The armor he's wearing has the highest defense in the game, meaning he takes laughably low damage.
-The knives on his head were a broken weapon that had a frame 1 parry, on top of the longest parry window in the game
-The black orbs are a spell that did disgusting amounts of damage and had insane homing for relatively low investment
This set-up was often accompanied by an ultra greatsword buffed with lightning damage (which very few armors resist well), a ring that prevented backstabs, a dagger that scaled with strength and had laughably high riposte damage, and another spell that made their defenses even higher. It was an annoying build to fight because it could oneshot you in three different ways while you did no damage, and some variation of it was used everywhere by toxic people who cared more about winstreaks than having fun.
Give me thick-hounds or give me death.
>>15171189
She is an adult
>>15171190
Jesus christ. I think I'd rather just kill people with nothing but a fuck-off huge club, Havel's armor, and my goddamn honor.
No magic, no anti backstabs, no nothing. Just a club, a suit of armor, and actual balls.Either that or pyromancy. Pyromancy seems pretty cool.
>>15171208
No, she's a spooky ghost lady who needs to leave me alone
>>15171196
Now that's a fat ass. I want to spank it and watch it jiggle for the next minute.
>>15171196
I want to fuck a Hellhound with those proportions.
Thighjobs would probably be amazing.
Are you preparing for the running of the bulls?
Because they sure are.
>>15171235
I'm gonna molest that bull.
>>15171222
But she just wants to help you.
>>15171111
If I do anal with an alp do I turn into a double alp?
>>15171235
Why am I even signed up for the running? Did I do it drunk?I'm scared for my pelvis anon. Will she at least be gentle when she milks me for everything I've got?
>>15171235
I want to grow up with a huge minotaur with massive muscles that is a lovely tomboy, looking forward for this daywho is also embarrassed to be caught in a dress or anything girly.
She'd also think she' not cute because of her muscles.
>>15171265
But if that happened, what would happen if someone performed anal on a double alp? Quadruple alp?
>>15171278
What happened if I impregnated a quadruple alp?
>>15171278
What comes after a Quadruple Alp?
>>15171281
Probably a new kind of succubus would be borne. A tomboy variety that acts like it doesn't want to get lewd, until it meets someone to capture her heart.
>>15171221
I've been using a Strength/Pyromancy Build in Dark Souls 3.
I am squishy as fuck. But it's wonderful watching everything burn.
>>15171296
>Strength/pyro
My nigger
Uh...anyone wanna help me identify what the hell I'm looking at?
https://twitter.com/tokucho/status/727747735697432576
>>15171267
>Will the giant, snorting, 7 foot tall, musclebound, Minotaur in heat be gentle?
No Anon. No she will not.
>>15171288
Sounds nice.
>>15171296
I'm doing a dex/strength build with the flamburg/hollowslayer greatword myself.
>>15171301
That appears to be a succubus who learns the meaning of true love, only to have it ripped away from her by some tragedy.
>>15171305
I wonder how much money a Potion of Iron Pelvis would set me back.
>>15171317
I think her husbando just dies of old age, and she doesn't age. And then that last bit...I guess he tells her to find love again after his passing? Except...I don't think other boys are as capable of love as he was. Poor girl.
>>15171324
Why would you buy a potion when a few weeks of minomilk and lifting are all you really need?
>>15171335
I choose to believe that the KC Baphomet is the leader of the Sabbath and has to hide her detest of large breasts when dealing with the Lilim.Mostly because they LOVE her doppelganger potions.
>>15171344
Because I don't have a few weeks to prepare.
If I want to survive to get /fit/ with her later I need an unbreakable pelvis for that night.
>>15171346
>Onii-chan in the back
>Onii-chan in the front
>Onii-chan in her mouth
>Onii-chan in each hand
>Onii-chan in at least one armpit
>Onii-chan ing her horns
Truly this is a baphomet's dream. Too bad she's got no tits or she could do a paizuri too.
>>15171359
I want to have a completely nonsexual brother-sister relationship with a Baphomet!
I want to hug her when she's feeling down!
I want to threaten any boy she dates with violent evisceration if they break her heart.
I want to go to her wedding with my waifu and try my best not to cry since my little sister is growing up so fast!I want to see the look on the Sabbath's faces when she turns them down and grows into a mature body over time because the thinks the idea of dicking your Onii-san is weird!
It's hard for the widowed kitsunes to love again
>>15171381
>I want to threaten any boy she dates with violent evisceration if they break her heart.
>Allowing her to date before she's married
>or ever, for that matter
Shit onii-chan. 0/10, would not nii-nii.
>>15171392
I'm glad her love has found a way.
Look what I found on my old usb.
>>15171392
I dunno man, if I was married and didn't have kids and my wife died, I'd probably just kill myself.
>>15171392
I'm pretty sure after ~4th husband they stop giving a fuck and just get the first willing man
>>15171426
THOSE EARS
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please pay that new temple a visit, they've got some shortstack angels and valkryies looking for new members.And totally not husbands so they can spread the faith the old fashioned way.
https://twitter.com/pio_blops/status/727668778759114752
>Dat moff lingerie
Comitia is fucking when?!
>>15171439
>shortstack Valkyrie Onee-san
Penis please don't do this to me.
>>15171445
Don't forget that she'll be stern and have the little '^' face going.
She'll also have to do her best to make sure that her ototou/husband is safe.
>>15171440
I'm just waiting until we get some more info. So far it looks good and he's doing alot to change up the sex to keep it from being routine.
>making a speech on squids
>making it about Chokka squids
>grow quick, hunt in large swarms that can go in nocturnal feeding frenzies
>mating is displays of colors and bumping their tail fins at each other
I will never be part of a Chokka kraken zerg rush hunt, nor will be courted by multiple krakens flashing their, colors like a neon show that pretty much screams "fuck me", "no, fuck me anon", "no me." There is no god, only my life and my shitty drawfag skills.
>>15171449
Now, the real question is if he's going to have his shortstack oneesan sneak into his bed one evening to make sure he's not doing anything lewd.Along with giving tiny wing hugs in as she falls asleep on his chest.
>>15171473
Also that one kraken who has a neon light that screams "Eat at joe's"
>>15171473
Would they all speak Afrikaans?
>>15171541
I don't know, they go everywhere in the sea, I just assume all sea creatures are multilingual by default.
>>15171591
PUMP-A-RUM! PUMP-A-RUM!
PICKLE PEE!
>>15171435
Love me some smoking hot ara ara
>>15171608
>>15171591
You! You! Give us soft!
Reminder that The Order simply wants to help you.
I know, there is a lot of propaganda that says otherwise but it's the cold hard technical truth.
Which is truly the best kind of truth the world has to offer.
>>15171392
>Not staying loyal to her husband
Kitsunes confirmed sluts
>>15171705
>Wanting her to stay miserable given the premise implies the dead stay dead, no spirit personality, nothing
>>15171711
>given the premise implies the dead stay dead
Where?
Also if my waifu died I'd stay single, I expect her to do the same.
>>15171718
If my waifu died I'd follow her to Charon's Fantastic Ferry.
>>15171722
Acceptable as well.
>>15171718
>>15171722
Whoa whoa whoa, let's back things up a second from the romanticism of living only as long as your loved one does.
I assumed that if her husband died, he doesn't come back in one way or another.
Like this stuff is actually one of my phobias, expected to die if my loved one does as well. I am actually frightened on an existential level of what you expect me to do if say my Oomukade waifu dies horribly by say Cordyceps.
>>15171746
You should get one of those spells like Demona & Macbeth from Gargoyles, so if one dies the other one does too.
>>15171748
Anon, I'm not joking here, you are seriously scaring the fuck out of me right now with what you're telling me.
>>15171324
They are pretty common, you can get a can of it from most corner stores for like two/three dollars.
i need more snake
>>15171751
How is it scary? The bitch don't exist, yo.
>>15171751
>wanting to continue life without your waifu
I think you should seek professional help.
>>15171754
I'll get on that Mommy Snake stuff soon.
>>15171758
I genuinely forgot you were doing that
>>15171763
That's because there wasn't one in the snipped I actually put up.
Sorry. I'll get back to you in, like, 8 hours.
>The dead stay dead
>implying
>Not taking measures in life to bind your essence to hers, becoming a phylactery and vessel for the other so that unless you both perish together, one can live for both until the other can be given another coporeal form.
>>15171756
But should she exist and perish the idea frightens me.
>>15171757
I'm not sure if I can properly articulate that, but here's the thing, why would I ever impose something like that to someone, I wouldn't want that for anyone. I think that love is not magic, well at least not just that in this setting, but a group activity, forged through experience and bonding through contact. Knowing each others flaws, improving, trying and trying to better for each other and always communicating, even when the failure is humiliating.
To have that come with the conditional that no matter what, your life/hers is forfeit the moment anyone croaks, suddenly makes all that look like I'm on a knife's edge. You're, asking of me, to expect of my waifu and I, to just die, because there's nothing else in the world that matters. I don't know, maybe that is all that matters to you. I, I don't know, this many words later and I can't properly describe the terror your statements gave me.
>>15171754
Would a onee-san Echidna go to find someone care for or would she wait for them to come into her dungeon?
>>15171777
>You're, asking of me, to expect of my waifu and I, to just die, because there's nothing else in the world that matters.
Yes? Obviously you don't love your waifu because this isn't a difficult decision.
>>15171426
Is this a fox or a really weird moth?
>>15171777
Dude, nobody is asking you to do anything. But if my waifu I died, what reason would I have to live?
Other than the kids, I guess.
>>15171746
>I assumed that if her husband died, he doesn't come back in one way or another
There's something called afterlife, so either she waits to die to be with you again or commits suicide.
Unless your headcanon does not have one.
Y'know...I was expecting this shitstorm after posting that Succubutt moving on after her husbando died. Not an hour later, due to an unrelated fox post made shortly after.
>>15171746
>what you expect me to do if say my Oomukade waifu dies horribly by say Cordyceps.
Purge matango.
>>15171781
>Other than the kids, I guess.
I think that is a really good reason.
How well could you rise a monster girl all by yourself?
>>15171778
She'd have a 'You must be this tall or shorter' sign at the entrance, with a preferred age range posted.
>>15171790
I've read Yotsuba, I'll be fine.
>>15171786
I just opened the thread since yesterday and didn't see your post, but don't worry, your succubus is also a slut.
>>15171796
>My succubus
It was a cute/lewd looking manga sample I found on Twitter.
>>15171781
>Other than the kids, I guess
True. If you have kids you wait until they're old enough to commit suicide.
>>15171790
>How well could you rise a monster girl all by yourself?
My general impression is that they're not that hard to raise. The only thing you have to be careful is that they don't start to rape too young if they're from an aggressive species and little more.
>>15171795
That's only helpful for raising Wurms
MG delinquents with shark teeth.
>>15171813
Which manga would prepare me for raising jinko cubs?
>>15171792
>You run away from home..
>You run into the forest towards the mountain.
>You wander for a long time, you found yourself lost.
>You stumble onto some old ruins.
>Walking around them for a while you found a entrance to the.
>There is an signe with an arrow on it right next to it.
>”you need to be tall or shorter”
>”Preferably between the ages X and Y. Z is acceptable as well.”
>You are slightly shorter than the arrow, and you are Y years old.
Would you go in?
>>15171832
What could possibly go wrong?
>>15171832
I mean, someone had to make that sign. And I'm probably starving, cold, and could use a bath.
>>15171829
Dragonball
>>15171848
Wait, Jinkos can't become giant monkies on the full mo- Oh, I see what you mean.
>>15171815
Who is this beautiful thug?
>>15171848
>>15171853
I don't get it.
>Russian Presentation that I need to put together
>Had a week to do it
>Decide to do it the night before
>"Okay, I'll get started at 9 PM"
>Play some Overwatch
>Rape the enemy team, some dudes then invite me to their party
>Play together with them for a while
>Time fucking flew, it's now 2 AM
>"Okay time to buckle down."
>Browse youtube and various boards until now
Remember to follow your dreams. I wish I had a Kiki to set me straight.
>>15171892
Strong martial arts munchkins that have weak point tails that eventually become rapetrains during full moons.
>>15171897
Haha, what a loser! I always finish every assignment as soon as possible.
>>15171897
>it's now 2 AM
PST master race, what up boy
I want to kiss her tummy.
>>15171836
>>15171841
>You decide to walk in
>The walls and floor are made in stone.
>The place is lit up with torches.
>You wander around until you come to a large bedroom.
>there is a big Echidna on the bed at the center of the room.
>She doesn't seem to have notice you.
>Or be awake at all.
>After all the hours of walking you feel really tired.
>And that bed looks really comfortable.
>But that Echidna is already sleeping on it.
What do?I guess this is a thing now.
>>15171934
I take off my wet clothes, hang them out to dry and then sneak up in her coils.
>>15171934
How big of an echidna is she?
This is important
>>15171934
>>15171939
Yes, use the coils as a blanket, can't risk hypothermia.
>>15171934
Sleep
>>15171949
Fairly big, even for a Echidna. 8 - 9 meters from head to tail tip. Her upper body is the size of a fully grown woman, her “assets” are of a good size.
Time for another jog, and it's hot as fuck outside. Meh.
>>15171939
>>15171949
>>15171950
>>15171950
>>15171954
>You feel really sleepy and need to sleep.
>She’s fast asleep and will probably not wake up.
>Your clothes are a bit wet so you put the on a chair in the corner of the room.
>you climb on to the bed.
>you lie next to the Echidna.
>It’s cold without you clothes and there is no bed sheet.
>just as you start to feel cold, the Echidna wraps her tail around you.
>she does so very softly, and soon her warmth flows through your body.
>despite her scales looking hard and harsh, the inner side of her tail is incredibly soft.
>Still being fast asleep, she mutter something.
>You can’t hear it, the softness and warmth is to much for you tired body and you fall asleep.
>the next day you wake up with you head pressed against the Echidna tits.
>she doesn't seem to have awoken yet.
How will you get out of this dilemma?
>>15171998
This is suspiciously soft, I'm going to have to take it for further screening
>>15171999
Don't be rude and wake your host, wait for her to wake up. Gotta have something to drink after waking up though. Check for something close to hand that you could safely drink from. Remember not to move too much though.
>>15171999
> Echidna
> reptilian mg
> has body heat
Something doesn't seem quite right here...
>>15172016
Maybe she took a warm bath before she went to bed?
>>15172021
A body that large would hold heat rather well, especially for a creature that evolved spending lots of time in caves.
>>15172005
>You decide to try and not wake her up.
>Who knows what she would do if you did.
>you try and get yourself out without waking her.
>When you try and get out from her grasp she make a noise and presses you tighter into her tit flesh.
>finally she let’s up and you can wiggle out.
>you went to take your clothes back on.
>They are next to her wardrobe.
>The wardrobe stands wide open.
>you decide to look inside.
>Outside of her clothes there are clothes for boys around your age, some good, others… with interesting design.
>you put your own clothes instead.
>you walk around looking for something to drink.
>you walk into what you guess is the kitchen.
>there are several cups and glasses at one of the tables.
>In one of the cabinets you find a big container labeled “extra thick holst milk”
Do you drink it or do you look for something else?
Consider this: reverse trap MGs
>>15172044
sooo, Alps?
>>15172044
Always down for that.Too bad I still haven't commissioned reverse trap Pharaoh art.
>>15172044
Reverse Traps are great. I still want that reverse trap Domovoi buler nd Kiki maid pair.
>>15172048
Reverse traps were always girls.
>>15172040
dont drink, stealing is not our way
>>15172040
Drink it. Extra thick means it's extra healthy, right?
>>15172040
find water, water is free
>>15171998
Came back, it was too hot. Cool me off with a Yuki-Onna in spats, please.
>>15172061
>>15172076
>You don’t drink it. You’re better than to steal from someone.
>But you’re still thirsty, so you look around for some water.
>After scrambling around for a while you wound a big glass jar of water.
>you drink several glasses of it.
>After finally being satisfied, you sit at the table relaxing.
>Without a sound the Echidna slithers into the kitchen.
>she wasn’t wearing much. Only a bra. And a cloth piece to cover up her groin.
>She dosen’t seem to take notice of you as she takes up a glass and pours herself something from one of the upper cabinets.
>She turns around only to face you.
>it would seem it took a moment for her to register that you were there.
>upon realizing it, her eyes when lit up.
>You would presume that she was rather excited, Considering her odd expression.
What do you do?
>>15172129
I tell herYou're a Big Snake
>>15172129
Apologize for entering her home without her permission. We're a polite little rapebait.
>>15172129
Explain why I am in her home drinking her water without her permission. Hope she isn't american
>>15172129
Ask her if she's my mommy.
Snow Jubs!
Beware the embrace of the fluffy winter wings and the bouncing brown breasts!
Why would you bully an innocent kitsune, anon?
>>15172158
How about snow Manticores?
They hide themselves beneath the snow and lash out with their tail when a man walks by.
I wanna build a kart-like vehicle from the ground up and take an anubutt for a ride past the speed limit.
>>15172160
Foxwhores are shit! SHIT!
I'm gonna find myself a nice Tanuki instead!
>>15172158
It's like a Yeti on wings.
>>15172160
Because nobody loved me as a child.
>>15172158
But it's almost summer. Unless!Australian jubjubs.
>>15172160
I wouldn't only the worst kind of people deserve that. And there is no evidence this fox is that bad.
>>15172160
Because I like her
>>15172160
>Implying I would bully anyone
Ready for someshotatrashgoodness???
>>15172178
Would have her sit on my face/10
>>15172169
>Flying yetis
Jesus CHRIST
>>15172160
Because kitsune are cosplay-tier garbage sluts.
>>15172189
Serial Hugger 2: Airborne Hugs
>>15172178
You're shotatrash
>>15172189
As always, you can thank the queen of hearts for this terrifying creature.
>>15172160
Because I'm sadistic and it gives me pleasure to hurt cute girls both physically and mentally. I especially like forcing girls into gentle cuddlefucking and impregnation.
>>15172178
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=163571&utm_source=twitter_160504&utm_medium=
>It's a compilation of all MGE doujins
>Including the new Jabberwock one
>No out-of-Japan option
FUCKING KILL ME
>>15172178
>trash
For you
>>15172194
Anon, you're a garbage slut.
>>15172178
>shotatrash
I'll pass.
>>15172197
>>15172203
People you gotta be 18 to visit here...
>>15172178
Fuck, it's shota?
I actually looked forward to it
What a shame it's shit
>>15172213
I don't know why you're surprised, it's the same as the rest of the guy's stuff
It's like bitching that Godzilla movies are a guy in a suit
Whens Moth?
>>15172218
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
>>15172146
>>15172148
>You start to panic slightly.
>You explain in a hurried voice that you were lost and tired when you found the ruin and slept in her bed.
>during the entire explanation she just give you a big, friendly smile.
>You end your explanation with an apology for drinking her water without asking her.
>”oh no need for an apology. Say… you must be really hungry, right? Come here and I’ll give you something to eat”
>Without waiting for an answer she effortlessly picks you up.
>she carries you away, you head pressed against her tits once more.
>she takes you to a big dinner hall. And puts you down on one of the chairs.
>”I’ll just go and make you some food”
>to scared to say anything, you nod.
>after waiting a while she comes with a big plate of food and a jar of that holst milk.
>she smiles as you start to eat.
>”does it taste good?”
>It was the best food you have eaten in years, so with a mouth full of food, you nod excitedly.
>”Well… how would you like to have something better?” she says as her cheeks start to burn red and the smile on her face grows.
>”You don’t have to, but I promise it will be an experience you have never felt before”
>Her tail start to coil around your leg and up to you nethers.
Do you accept?
>>15172178
YES!
>>15172226
Start telling her a story about this one time we found a frog under our pillow.
>>15172226
Clean the plate. A good boy eats everything on his plate.
>>15172218
I think the sandworm wasn't shotashit
Who the hell do you think we are?
>>15172246
The Aristocrats?
>>15172246Demonic energy = Spiral energy
>You'll never marry a Kumiho
>You'll never have three adorable little girls who like to gnaw on daddy
>>15172246
Sportybus a cute! I bet those medium, supple breasts would feel great against my chest in the lotus position.
What if picklepee is just really good at changing her voice? What if it's this giant ara ara titty crow putting on a childish voice to lull you into afalse sense of security?
>>15172258
>giant ara ara titty crow putting on a childish voice to lull you into afalse sense of security
YES
>>15172258
>You will never be straddled by a christmas cake crow while she licks her lips and teases you for being a filthy lolicon
>>15172240
None of them really are, they're just short young bishies.
>>15172258
Then I'll pump her rump.
>>15172258
I hope so.
>>15172255
I'm going to marry with a Kumiho and a Rusalka and have tons of daughterus!
>>15172266
>She'll never flit between the deep, rich and sultry ufufu and a perfectly childish "onii-chan" confusing your brain and dick
>>15172266
>>You will never be talonjobbed by a christmas cake crow while she licks her lips and teases you for being a filthy lolicon
>>15172255
>tfw fluffy tail touching mofu addict and like fearboners
Kumiho wife when
>>15172289
>cuddling her fluff while she gives you a super toothy blowjob
I want to, I need to.
Imagine gasping in pain and pleasure and hugging her tail like a vice when she gives a sudden bite.
Nice little Golem from http://34no404.tumblr.com/ Special thanks to Mono for recommending him.
Uncensored: http://i.imgur.com/cFfcDvD.jpg
>>15172255
Time to have good dreams thinking about this.
>>15172178
Of course.
>>15172324
Golem art? Now that's a rarity, the artist's pretty good too.
>>15172324
That's a nice golem.
>>15172324
Too flat
>>15172370
Nothing wrong with the flat, I don't really like the weird kancolle/cosplay style though.
>>15172376
Well that's mostly KC's design. Its one of his weakest.
Have you accepted the love of Dark Elf master-race yet?
>>15172324
Lewd.
>>15172232
>>15172234
>Not know what to say, you decide to tell her about that time you found a frog under your pillow.
>Her smile quickly became a confused look.
>you never stopped eating.
>”and when I woke up, there it was!” you finnish.
>She looked dumbfounded.
>You have eaten everything on your plate like a good boy should.
>”emm, yes. I’m going to take a bath. You can go and do something what you want I guess...”
>She slides away and leaves you with you alone.
>you realize that you didn’t drink your milk so you decide to correct that.
>The milk tastes amazing, but it leaves you feeling… odd.
>not bad, actually you feel really good.
>You pick up after yourself and go arund in the dungun.
>you hear the Echidna bathing in one of the rooms.
What do you do?
>>15172418
A sneaky peek wouldn't hurt.
>>15172393
God damn do I wanna fuck the Dancer in this position
I'll waifu the first monstergirl who can contain her sexual urges for a week.
>>15172418
As a good boy, we should totally help her wash her hair.
>>15172428
i hope you like valkyries
>>15172437
Oh goodie.Can they hold it back for a few more weeks? I have some important business to take care of
>>15169969
Release the mofubat!
>>15172464
I imagine they can, but their lust buildup inreases at an increasing rate. Whatever insignificant business you have better be worth a month long fuck session.
>>15172428
Unicorn for you
>>15172469
I want to lovingly fuck a flat, gloomy Vampirebat in front of the busty, fluffy Fruitbats that used to bully her in school!
>>15169925
Korbo obviously.
>>15172427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3xQga-2LX4
This Dancer? Because if soyou have patrician tastes, my friend.
>>15172497
I want Dancer to sit on my face.
>>15172497
The very same. Imagine the cuddles. Holy shit.
>>15172497
>>15172501
Well hello, hello, hello!
>>15172480
...A-a month long?
>>15172506
You deserve it for treating a figure of carnal lust like an asexual doll
I'm currently wondering if I should have that loli anubis in the drawing I showed last night be fucked by a translucent blue man like my previous dormouse drawing, or tentacles.
>>15172527
Just have it be a average man.
>>15172527
might as well go full /d/
>>15172533
I'm not really that sure, since an average mandoesn't really have the ability to cumflate a loli
Or I should just stop thinking like a logical man and say "it's just magic".
>>15172527
translucent blue man
>>15172486
It makes me sad there's virtually no writefaggotry for Werebats. They're so mofu-able.
>>15172527black futa alp
>>15172548
>single drill-braid
Top Cute
>>15172527
make it that purple fag from fnaf
>>15172546
>spoiler
Is that a challenge?
>>15172541
Totally not going that far.
>>15172557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjTMNDZi-A
Nona is cutest psychopomp
Aresplitting headachesthe ultimate cuntblock method?
>>15172566
You got that right.Is her cuteness enough to justify picking this up, though?
>>15172425
>>15172433
>Just a peek wouldn’t hurt right?
>You silently open the door to the bathroom.
>you see her in the bath. The water covering her makes her already beautiful skin sparkle .
>you feel the same heat in your nether area as when you drank that milk.
>You decided to go closer, you just wanted to help her wash her hair that’s all.
>Her hair was beautiful, it flowed from her head and down her shoulders.
>She turned around.
>”Ara ara~ , aren’t you a naughty one?”
>”I just wanted to help you wash your hair, that’s all!” You replied.
>”well don’t let me stop you then”.
>she lifted you up with her talt
>she skillfully removed all your clothes and put you down into the bath.
>You were right in front of her breast, you felt that tingling again. That milk must have been old.
>””Well? Get to it then pretty boy.” she handed you some soap and lowered her head.
>her reptilian tongue sticking out.
So, are you going to wash her hair?
>>15172611
Sure. But she showed her tongue to me, so I'll let some shampoo drip into her eyes. Just a little though.
>>15172611
>So, are you going to wash her hair?
Of course! That's why I'm here afterall.Maybe she could return the favor and scrub me down afterwards.
>>15172527
>tentacles
Fuck no, we have enough faggotry with Mari already
>>15172591
Have you ever tried to fap with a headache?It feels really good to wade through the tide of pain and finally cum
>>15172623
I think you're thinking of hangover faps. Those are great. I once tried to fap with a migraine and it made it so much worse I couldn't even stand up anymore.
>>15172622
>>15172563
>>15172562
translucent purple man it shall be.
>>15172527
I like tentacles.
>>15172638
Yeah, it makes it really really bad, but you just gotta fight through it. I mean it's infinitely stupid and hurts like hell after.
>>15172608
She has some good scenes but she's mostly a secondary character in terms of screen times. The opening isa fucking honey trap, though. The main series itself is actually pretty much a semi truck of feels smacking into you on a near constant basis dealing with themes of death, rebirth, sorrow, betrayal, acceptance, etc.
Hell, one of the biggest examples of such wasAn orphaned brother of a younger sister who got sexually assaulted dying after avenging her by killing her assaulter. He ended up killing the detective who he plays a game of air hockey against where pucks corresponding to parts of your body cause pain when a goal is scored with them and when the latter explains to the former that he WATCHED the rape because the 'world is cruel' and that he would do it again, the kid fucking takes a kitchen knife and shatters all of the restrained man's pucks, causing him intense pain throughout his entire body that was near indescribable.
They both got sent into the Void, which is essentially a black abyss where your soul is forever feeling like it's falling and all the negativity of your life engulfs you for eternity, rather than the kid being able to reincarnate and see his sister in another life.
Shit's bleak but definitely worth the watch if only for Nona and Kurokami-No-Onna.
>>15172649
Chicks dig tentacles.
>>15171440
>cutesy lovey dovey stuff this time around
I don't mind it one bit.
>>15171815
Wendigo delinquent!
>>15172178
>she uses the tentacles on his dick
NO
WHY
>>15172661
>Not even looking her in the eye
Disgusting. Also too lewd for the jay.
>>15172178
Sure. I don't really mind /ss/ anyways.
>>15172688
>expecting lewd slimy tongues to not see use
>in a Stealth Kaigyo doujin
>>15172258
>What if it's this giant ara ara titty crow putting on a childish voice
That sounds like an apex predator monstergirl. 10/10 would fill her with Harpy daughterus.
>>15172615
>>15172619
>you wash her hair, and just her hair.
>Her face shows a small sign of disappointment.
>Still, she seam to enjoy the feeling.
>after you were almost done, you accidentally let a drop of the shampoo hit her eye.
>she jolts back, but she just blink it out.
>”How about we go and make ourselves comfortable? I know that you’ll like that.”
>She once more picks you up without waiting.
>she picks out a towel and clean you both up.
>still naked she picks you up, presses your head against her chest and carries you off to the bedroom.
>once there she puts you down on the bed and lets you go.
>just for a moment tho, as her snake half coils around you.
>”Ara~ does this feel good to you? All soft and comfortable.”
>Your check is still pressed against her.
>this does feel really nice.
>you could probably fall asleep like this.
What will you do?
I'm feeling cheeky. Reply to me and tell me your mg waifu. Gonna reimagine a certain notorious comic book scene. Who wants to step up to the plate? Post ending in 69 wins.
>>15172704
Do my nightly ritual of releasing the pressure that's built up in my ballsie-wallsies by grinding against something smooth. In this case that's her, I guess.
>>15172712
Hello bedfucker, have you met your Ittan yet?
>>15172711
Black Dragon. I'm too broken up for any fridges or carnivals to have an effect on me.
>>15172688
Why wouldn't she? If I was a Jabberwock, I'd masturbate to humanboys' desperate tears while giving him tentaclejobs. At best I might alternate the tentacles between my pussy and his dick so he could get indirect sex.
>>15172718
No sir.
>>15172178
>that quad blowjob
Oh dear
>>15172688
KC confirmed they're used to lick their husband
Why is that a bad thing?
>>15172728
>quad blowjob
>>15172730
1. They're creepy
2. Her licking and sucking somewhere during sex is fine, but that scene clearly puts the primary focus on the tentacles and tongues, and that's not hot.
>>15172730
He's probably one of those who say the monster parts should never be used in sex.
>>15172737
>but that scene clearly puts the primary focus on the tentacles and tongues, and that's not hot
In your opinion.
Also, there seems to be about an equal emphasis on the tongues, and her own face and mouth.
Fuck the wock shit, I want his other stuff translated first.
>>15172711
Cthulhu. Long story.
>>15172756
You watched Nyaruko, end of story.
>>15172762
Not even, I've always been fascinated by Mindflayers and other types of tentacled creatures. Nyaruko was just icing on the christmas cake because they turned Cthylla into one.
>>15172711
Lich. Yepp, that's it.
>>15172711
Crow Tengu.
>>15172767
>>15172772Well atleast I was closer.
>>15171148
Sabbath confirmed for best religion again.
>>15172785
Was there ever any doubt?
Does anyone want to tease a monster girl for months on end making her a horny melty mess? I want to be the clueless affectionate childhood friend to an otherwise friendless loser monstergirl
>>15172725
Is this the perfect waifu for Dickless-kun?
>>15172792
What would one have to do to get some baphomet waifu?
>>15172814
Be the strongest lolicon.
>>15172711Human
>Honey, you didn't replace my milk with Holst milk, did you?
>>15172862
I'd milk a yanfox.
>>15172870
That's a Tanuki.
>>15172870
If milk a normal fox. Or any monster girl.
>>15172870
>tfw no yanfox shit
>>15172874
No it isn't
>>15172862
Don't look at me. You're the one who went grocery shopping.
>>15172258
>>15172258
>>15172701
Swiggity swoogity.
>>15172912
Take a hike, that's some furry bullshit.
>>15172888
But, leaf?
>>15172189
>Welcome to MNN, our top story tonight: A new type of serial hugger that can FLY
>Local man: "Well, I guess that's that"
>>15172963
Tanuki aren't the only ones who use a leaf to transform
>>15173002
I did not know this. Shamefur dispray.
>>15172980
I want to be a weather man
>>15173014
>It's raining all week-end
>Sounds like Lizzy is going through another break up, eh?
>>15173014
>>15173019
the weather men of the new networks are not true reporters, there job is to maintain the happiness of the ryu's
>>15173007
Actually what I found to be interesting when I looked into it is that there also Tanuki tsuki too
>>15173028
Do you think they would take the job too seriously? and make some sort of creed?
>We are the ones who keep the skies clear
>We are the ones that keep the floods at bay
>We are the men who please the dragons of water
>WE ARE THE WEATHERMEN!
>>15173044
I would think that any special job deserves a creed.
from those who stop rampaging rape trains to those who purge the sewers of pests
>>15173060
>to those who purge the sewers of pests
Do they go YEE-HAAW! while doing so?
>>15173071
yep
>>15173084
Well looks like Alp is responsible for yet another meme.
>>15172711
One half hour more. If I don't get a winner, I'm gonna draw one of the replies from a hat
>>15172711
salmander
>>15173099
Well la-di-daa, mister fancy-pants. Just do it.
>>15173071
Why would they?
>>15173116
Because there's this one story of Alp's where these guys go in the sewers to kill Monster Girls while wearing medieval armour and shit and one of them went YEE-HAAW! while doing it, and it was really lame.
>>15173108
I enjoy doing this. You know. Letting everyone participate in our content. That, and I'm shitposting at work. So I'm literally being paid to be on this.
>>15172711
Vampire
>>15173133
Just do the Dragon.
>>15173133
>>15173167
As close as it's going to get.
>>15173099
>>15173167
I agree with this man.
>>15173176
Ookay. I suppose dragon it is
Tubby vampire mistress who tries to look imposing as she straddles my hips!
>>15173247
How big are her wings?
>>15173262
Large enough that she can wrap them around herself like a cloak.
>>15173247
I'd still pretend to be intimidated by her.
>>15173286
Same, even if she's got a large rear and her shirt has a few of the top buttons left open because she can't close them.just don't grab her middle, it's far too soft.
What's the best time to study without interruptions in MGC College? Waiting for everyone to leave after class and sneaking into an empty room at the end of the corridor? The library's obviously a trap in itself.
>>15173294
If just say it's proof of her control over men, as she gained it from snanking on me so many times.
>>15173305
You can arrange for a study room for yourself at any time of the day, 24/7. I mean, at least at my university you can.
>>15173305
The library is a trap but you can get some work done, the empty rooms are a gamble.
I hear theres a group of shortstacks that take up one of the rooms and do...something at night.
>>15173280
So average?
>>15173306
But then she may start ordering you around even more and demand you bring her more snacks.
>>15173324
No, they can cover all of her.
It's like a cloak without a hood.
New from line 27, still no Mommy Snake in it though.
http://pastebin.com/v0H1qHnF
>they thought the age of Wocks was bad
Fools, all of you...
>>15173305
At my university, my friends and I would always study in the electronics lab, since most of our classes were in or around them, and since it was much quieter and secluded.
At a place like MGC, I would imagine that such a place might be pretty good as well. Liches wouldn't have any reason to be there, and the Raijus/Thunderbirds would be occupied in the Power Systems labs, where they can get a bit more current.
>>15172920
>>15172952
>Getting your panties in a knot
>>15173336
What if I pout and tell her to be more scary?
>>15173336
That's average.
>>15173370
Fuck off furfag.
what would bake the demon lord more interesting
http://pastebin.com/kxL22fnS
Well I think I'm at a point to consider this done. I edited it around and added plenty of new stuff in there. Actually that's an understatement but regardless, hope you enjoy it
>>15173384
A very large very hot oven.
>>15173384
Easy, make the DL talk like apocalypse from the old X-men cartoon.
>>15173389
>Though unfortunately for men do have something of a disadvantage as there a lot of kinds of Mamono.
>Though unfortunately for men do have
Right off the bat, tsk, tsk, tsk.
>>15173389
Lines 32 and 34 shouldn't have a gap like that, should they?
How does a monstergirl react when her husband returns home from a tour of duty overseas, and she's sees him for the first time in 6 months?How does she last 6 months without receiving her husband's dick?
>>15173412
You're right. Maybe I should find something other than note pad to type this stuff out in as it causes a problems as you just saw.
>>15173400
Oh oops
>>15173442
She finds a replacement(temporary, duh. don't jump on me)
>>15173379
>Being this tushy tickled
>>15173459
What type of replacement
>>15173459
>replacement
You're treading a dangerous path, anon.
>>15173459
You mean likegetting a 1:1 dildo of her husbands dick?
>>15173475
Night Shift Nurses intensifies.
>>15173469
You know, a fat, meaty one.
>>15173475
He's obviously talking about having sex with other men
>>15173484REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15173481
I don't follow you
>>15173442
>Implying the monstergirl isn't the one on campaign
Anon, what kind of girl are you marrying that's weaker than you are? You married to a fairy or something?
>>15173384
Everyday smoke weed.
>>15173501
Monstergirls just aren't allowed to serve in the military.
>>15173398
I AM THE ROCKS OF THE ETERNAL SHORE. CRASH AGAINST ME AND BE BRRRROKEN.
>>15173508
Says who
>>15173484
Too close to reality, mate.
>>15173508
They would be the military. The toughest sex always get chosen to be the soldiers.
>>15173371
Then she'll puff up her chest, straining a button as she does, put on her haughtiest tone, and inform you that you should bring her more snacks lest you want to be her meal.
>>15173524
Too many issues with training, discipline, logistics, etc.
>>15173539
I've served in the army. There's nothing there that couldn't be done by nympho bitches.
>>15173513
You and I are friends now anon.
>>15173508
Don't be a sissy.
>>15173541
I want to see a Pharaoh paint herself blue only to say that and have some Paladin CHARISMA BREAK her by going "Fuck this, I'm out", leaving her to her own chuuni delusions of X-Men grandeur.
>>15173536
But I'm her meal every night.
>>15173541
>>15173550
What other fun can we have? A Lilim beating Superwurm and going all Darkseid?
>Behold now your savior, bent and broken, and know I am Drinkseed!
>I may be many things, but here I am God
>>15173540
I am serving in the army, and I disagree. Most jobs would be better performed by humans.
>>15173389
Good stuff. Headcanoning stuff about your waifu is good stuff.
>>15173568
>better performed
So you don't want Trolls cooking meals, wrench wench Anubi or Cyclopsi taking care of cars?
>>15173558
>>15173558
Are you questioning your mistress?
Find her some snacks lest you feel the full weight of her displeasure!
>>15173568
They might have a chance in specialized roles away from the front line.
>>15173562
More like Lilim against a Valkyrie
>That was for Anon!
"Who?"
>The ward you raped and stole the chastity of!
"Had I known bedding one of your trainees would cause you this much pain, I would have raped more. And rape more I shall. Take -that- with you back to the one who holds your leash, Spearmaiden."
>Gets Niebelung Valesti'd out of her castle
>Valkyrie telling Arch Succubi their free to go, they call the Lilim mistress and help her up
"Wait."
"I am many things, Spearmaiden. But here, I am God."
>>15173568
I doubt it. Humans would be good in all, but not the best in any of them.
>>15173580
On my face?
>>15173588
I forgot how much fun Darkseid was.
>>15173585
That's the only place they'd have a chance. While a centaur would be nothing more than giant target in the infantry, she'd probably be well suited to moving lots of heavy shit around in supply.
>>15173568
>Not making your army out of golems
>>15173593
What!?
How could you figure out her master plan?
She even went panty-less just in case!
Perhaps you are more clever than she gave you credit for.
>>15173601
One of my favorite moments was actually from one of the movies, as well with Batman vs Darkseid.
"One Hellspore can turn an entire planet into a fire pit. What will happen to Apokolips when five-hundred go off simultaneously?"
"YOU DARE? YOU... DARE? I could destroy you with a single blast of my Omega Beams!"
"You could, but that wouldn't stop the Hellspores, now would it?"
"YOU WILL DISARM THEM."
"Here's the deal, release the girl, and give your word you'll leave her alone!"
"For...swear... Kara Zor-El..."
"Say... It...."
"Well played. Had the Amazon or the Kryptonian taken that gamble, they would've lost. They do not have the strength of character to destroy an entire planet to achieve success. But you, a human? You kill your own kind just to win battles. An admirable quality."
Or probably the most heartbreaking scene in the Superman show."Savor your triumph, Superman. But know victory has its... price."
>Omega Beams Dan Turpin dead
>>15173592
I'd still rather not deal with all the discipline-related bullshit that would result. I'd rather not have to deal with some succubus on our side joining the enemy because she thinks some combatant on the other side is super cute and just her type. Or have to deal with some elf disobeying orders and endangering not only her whole platoon, but also the entire mission, because the soldier she's not so secretly fucking got injured or is in danger.
>>15173602cursed
Or ghosts and dopplergangers as spies. Mindflayers as interrogators, if the Geneva allows it. Long distance spellcasting to remotely fuck targets over. Liches as medics and spellcasters. Maybe even testing out cursed armors attached to modern military grade armor.
>>15173635
Well, that would happen only because you want them to be like that.
>>15173634
>Batman playing hardball with Darkseid
>blackmailing him
Yeah, that's just, you know. Over the top.
>>15173613
Well she's always trying to find excuses to punish me that way.
>>15173644
Which is why it's one of my favorite moments because it's hilariously enough from the super weeaboo "She's my cousin" meme movie.
>>15173634
>Or probably the most heartbreaking scene in the Superman show.
Turpin was a faggot though, like an angrier more competant Bullock.
>>15173659
True, but it still showed how powerless Superman really is against geometry.
>>15173653
>Say that to vampire
>She recoils in shock, trembling slightly
>"H-have I really gotten so predictable?"
>You try to tell her that it's fine only for her to realize she said that out loud and try to cover it up with a hasty "Oh-hohohoho!"
>"Y-you think I was going to do that? No, I was planing...planning...This!"
>Vampire pops her top and removes her bra so that you get a clear view of her heavy, huge chest.
>"Time for you to experience Marshmallow hell!"
>>15173643
I'm sorry anon, but acting like that is in their nature. They just can't help it. Furthermore, I have little faith in their willingness to actually kill enemy combatants, especially if those combatants are human males.
>>15173668
>Vampire pops her top and removes her bra so that you get a clear view of her heavy, huge chest.
>"Time for you to experience Marshmallow hell!"
Hopefully she's okay with finding that she has a Holsts milk abilities.
>>15173667
beams that can do right angle truns are bullshit
>>15173668
Oh no! Anything but that!
>>15173641
Eh. Ghosts can be dealt with by holy symbols, and existing security procedures will prevent doppelgangers from accessing anything too important. I wouldn't trust mindflayers as interrogators, even if international law allowed it. Distance spellcasting doesn't do anything that modern tech isn't already capable.
>>15173686
Holy shit.
>>15173686
That shit's cute.
>>15173687
Please! she would never 'milk' like them!In all actuality she drained herself this morning.
>>15173689
Yes! Tremble in fear at her mammary based punishment!
>>15173688
Lilims with eye beams that can do right angle turns in order to rape her man.
>>15173692
Depends on what you think magic can do. If you follow the tradition of being able to curse a person to sickness, it'll be very effective at taking out select targets.
>>15173699
>you will never be breastfed by a Vampire
>no chubby yandere Vampire adoptive mom to give you nursing handjobs
>>15173699
No! I don't want to be forced to suck her gross puffy nipples and have my face squashed into her big breasts!
>>15173728
Kill me now
>>15173686
Goddamn, that's so sweet it's giving me diabetes.
>>15173741
That vampire has had a little too much milk.
>>15172160
Because she bullied me! An eye for an eye, justice is blind!
>>15172223
Part 3 soon!
>>15172527
No joke, I will actually pay you money to do both.
What's your site so I can message you and get this going?I'd also give you money if you changed up the design to give her four toes rather than three, because that triggers my autism, but hey, that's not your fault. KC just can't count for shit.
>>15173729
>Gross
Now you're asking for it!
Expect to suckle her teats and massage her breasts until you like them!
>check yesterday on ex for any new monstergirls doujini
>a Miia one finally got scanned and put on ex
>uploaded may 2
>my birthday
It's a sign guys, it's proof all of my effort is paying off
She'll be real soon i can feel it
>>15173389
>Though unfortunately for men they have bit of a disadvantage as there a lot of kinds of Mamono
"Unfortunately for men they face an obstacle as there are many different kinds of Mamono"
That's how I would word it
>turned away from it and going for other careers (line 31)
"turned away from it and went into other careers"
>the other groups of Kejourou aren't bothered this at all and bear them no animosity
"the other groups of Kejourou aren't bothered by this nor do they bear them any animosity"
That's all for the blatant mistakes, although you should take the time to re-read it carefully there are probably some minor mistakes left
That presentation is more enjoyable to read than the first version you posted, thanks to whoever suggested you to make the change
>Was this article helpful?
[YES]
I always liked Kejourous but they were too bland, this definitely improved my opinion of them
It'd be nice if more people wrote this kind of content, KC's profiles are nice but they don't amount to much in and off themselves, they're meant to be built upon
>>15173842
>two points of entry
Unf
>>15173834
But I'll get tired.
>>15173840
It's a nice feeling when the stars align for waifufaggotry. I messaged Sub a while back asking for a commission slot, and it turns out just hours before I contacted him, someone else had dropped out of their commission slot.
Now I just have to wait for Sub to finish up his other commissions before he gets to mine.Fuck, I'm so eager for it I can't stand waiting around. It's torture.
Your class is having PE at the school pool today. How does your soon-to-be-waifu who has a crush on you react when she sees you in your swimming attire?Depending on the monstergirl, do you start running for the sake of your pelvis?
>>15173890
Ohhhh, what are you getting anon?
I might hit him up as well after my daughteru picture is done
>>15173898
She licks her lips because I'm actually /fit/ as fuck.
No wait, is this middle school? Fuck. Well, maybe she licks her lips because she sees me as a potential meal.
>>15173864
Too bad!
You'll learn to love her tits!
>>15173911
She's a cow! A cow!
>>15173905
Lewd anubis with my favourite fetish.
The idea of him drawing Miia for you sounds interesting. He does great fluffy tails, so do you think that'll translate across to a lamia tail? Maybe he'll draw the whole lamia half as extra long, and just as soft as fur, even though the scales are smoother and shinier.
>>15173911
I want to reenact http://exhentai.org/g/826709/e5276d3e16/ with a Vampire.
>>15173915
That's it!
She's making you massage her chest before making you eat her out!
>>15173932
Nice
>>15173949
Those are my least favourite things ever!
>>15173949
>Wanting to eat somebody out
But a vagina is dark and full of terrors, as well as tasting like almost nothing, yeast at its worse if she has an infection.
>>15173851
I agree that what I typed was kind of iffy so I went back edited it just now. I'll go through it later and see if I can't find anything else.
Glad you enjoyed it. It turned out way longer than I had anticipated but I suppose that's expected of having them on my mind all the time.
Admittedly the first paragraph was one of the last things I typed since at first it was just going to be a list and not much else. The idea of being part of a database or something didn't cross my mind but I think it improved it like you said. I just had the image of a genki succubutt or some other excitable MG in mind for that.
Although the Kejourou have been my favorite for quite awhile and I felt for the longest time that their profile didn't offer much so I thought of ideas over time and ultimately that's the result.
It was a lot of fun to type it all out and organize but since it's not a story I was planning on leaving it unlisted.
>>15173977
She's a monstergirl, so you don't have to worry about that stuff.
>>15173915
That's rude. Only because she has big chest she's not a cow, that would make my waifu a cow too!
>>15173842
Been playing through the quest recently, worst mother.
>>15173389
Much better than last time. Good job taking up the document style, they're nice for something a bit different, even ifI at least find thema bit harder to write than plain prose.
Oh goodness.
>grew up with Demon onee-san
>convinced yourself that she's the perfect girl
>today's the day you're finally gonna tell her something you've wanted to say since childhood
>march right over and sit down on the couch next to her
>"Nee-san, I want to make a contract with you."
>"Ara ara~ what could you possibly want from me?"
>"I want-I want you to be my wife!"
>"Ufufu"
>"What's so funny? I'm serious."
>She pulls you into her embrace, stroking your head.
>"My dear little brother, you don't need a contract for that."
>...were her pupils always shaped like hearts?
>>15174148
Unf. This is great. I like the detail.
>>15174157
That onee-san better bea virgin.
>>15174157
That's rather cute
>>15174148
>nude Kejourou with clothing made from her hair
Groovy.
>>15174174
>only he's wrapped up
>not them being smooshed together for ultrahugs
Shit fetish.
>>15174148
There's something odd about that face.
>>15174157
>Demon
>Not making a contract just in case
>>15173898
>The dreaded first day of swimming class finally comes
>All the boys brace themselves in the lockeroom for what is to come
>Most of us survived the sexual onslaught of monster girls, but the few who gave in and actually had sex either entered a serious relationship with the monster girl who took their virginity
>Or they became mind broken sluts who gets constantly used by every girl at school
>Monster pussy is the most dangerous of drugs
>Some try to rejoice in the fact that getting molested in the water isn't as messy as in the toilet
>Others pray that they will go to sleep with their virginity intact
>A couple of us are even in tears, mourning for their incoming loss
>John is the only one happy about this, the fool doesn't realizes that the Hellhound bullying him can swim
>The Mermaid teacher calls us to get out, saying that all the girls have been ready for a while now
>We take a walk of shame to the pool, everyone trying to hide as much of their body as they can using their towels
>As we arrive by the pool, the monster girls stay strangely quiet, some of them call out to us and other whistle
>All the boys avoid looking at them, the girls have no official uniform they're probably wearing the sexiest swinsuits they could find
>Meanwhile, popping a boner in our mandatory swimming bloomers would be a symbolic suicide
>As much as I try to focus on the ground, I can still feel a piercing gaze
>Suddenly all the girls scream and we hear them run
>2 of us faint thinking that it was over
>We quickly realize that they weren't running at us, they were running away from something
>The Mermaid teacher then gives a stern sermon to Juri, telling her that she can't masturbate near the pool because the current she produces is electrifying everybody
>Juri is a Raiju, she is a problem student who keeps defying the teachers and getting in fights with others girls, yet she never assaults any boys
>”Who cares about swimming, I'm only here for Anon.”
>D-did she really just say that?
>”Anon, I've waited a long time for this, you better get ready!”
>Unable to contain my curiosity I direct my gaze at her and realize how screwed I am
>Juri's bikini is on her knees and she is furiously masturbating while looking at me
>Well... now I know why she always sat behind me in class
>>15174157
This is wonderful, demons are perfect in every way.
>>15174170
She'ssaving herself all for you.
>>15174157
My heart.
>>15174148
Perfect.
>>15173898
Are we assuming my soon-to-be-waifu is one of my favourite species?
>>15174219
Oh yes
>>15174201
>Raiju
>Water
OhSHIT
>>15174202
>>15174205
She's evolving filetypes in a matter of seconds. Before we know it she'll be a .obj file.
>>15174157
>chuuni kid performs a demon summoning
>gets his demon childhood friend
>awkwardly asks for a kiss
>after a lot of blushing on both sides she gives him a peck on the cheek and disappears in a puff of smoke
Would a monstergirl ever be able to fall in love with someone even if she couldn't see their face?
>>15174201
Keep going
>>15173967
Then welcome to hell!
>>15174227
In that case I have no reason to run, because she probably won't go any further than masturbating furiously in the changeroom/bathroom.
>>15174181
I know there was something I forgot to add to that pastebin.
I considered getting a commission of a hug like that though I'm not sure how it'd ultimately look. Probably two versions where one has a cut-away showing a Kejourou and her husband hugging.
>>15174239
I don't see why not. They seem more focused on the heart and soul of a person than anything else, being rather magically sensitive beings.
>>15174239
Ablest scum please, blind monster girls are just as capable of love as anyone else.
>>15174244
Then I'll just have to pretend to be mindbroken by it so she feels more confident.
>>15174270
No, I meant as in her never being able to see the man's actual face, by having it concealed.
>>15174257
But how could they spiritually bond with someone they couldn't look in the eyes?
>>15174270
>tfw no blind werebat imouto
>>15174239
At this point I'm pretty sure that's the only way a monstergirl could fall in love with me.
>>15174284
It's like a sixth sense. If you're a monstergirl, you don't need eyes to sense the flow of magical energy and emotion weaved together in the air.
Which one would you rather have as your imouto?Again, you can't pick both
>>15174289
>If you're a monstergirl, you don't need eyes to sense the flow of magical energy and emotion weaved together in the air.
What, Monstergirls can sense people's emotions through their spirits?
>>15174301
Alice. You can still take naps with an alice, but you can't do much else with a dormouse.
>>15174277
Good man, be sure to keep it up when she finally relents and tells you to grab a snack and feed her
>>15174301
It's a fucking tough choice. I like the dormouse' design better, but I like the Alice's profile and habits better.
Can I have an Alice with the dormouse's hairstyle and some cute pyjamas? Maybe just one of onii-chan's shirts, big enough that it covers her knees, or maybe a soft, warm pyjama onesie.
>>15174301
Alice, if only because I want to give her all the sweets
>>15174301
I think Alice looks cuter, so I'll go with her.
>>15174301
Alice, although I do like Dormice.
>>15173898
Trick question, never show up in the first place, I'd be too scared and shy to go their without support from folks I trust. Plus I have a small gut(yet incredible health and energy) so I don't think the Ryu would have a crush on me in the first place, would she?
>>15174301
I'd pick Dormous to carry her around in my arms, and then share some cuddles when I take a nap.
>>15173898
>Ahn~
>Finally! There he is! I thought he would never come...
>I want to touch him...
>Wait, why is that hussy of a teacher talking to him? She's not the boys' teacher!
>Get your cowtits out of his face, you slut!
>YOU SLUT YOU SLUT YOU SLUT YOU-
>Oh, she just pointed him to the boys' group.
>I won't have to drown her after all.
>I can't wait for the free time...
>█████!
>Do you want to sit on the bubble bench with me?
>Let's go, then!
>Oh, no, I missed it. I was at the gym yesterday. Did you tape it?
>Nice! Do you wanna watch it together after school?
>Yay! It's going to be so much fun!
>What? You can't breathe?
>Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hug you so hard...
>Do you want me to kiss it all better~?
>You know what they say about being closer to my heart, though!
>Ahn~
>He's looking at my quads again, isn't he?
>They are so big, after all, and so warm, with all that hot blood coursing through them.
>Now how do I goad him into touching them...?
>Maybe go straight for it?
>Damn, █████, the bubbles feel so good...
>You know, I was doing some front squats yesterday and I hit a new record! It's now ███ kilos!
>My legs are still sore!
>They're still running hot, see?
>Oh, he's blushing! How cute!
>Ahn~
>Soon I will have him all for myself...
>For ever and ever...
>>15174315
You can do other stuff with a Dormouse too
It's just that she'll experience it in a dream state
>Playing video games with your Dormouse imouto
>You're destroying her and trash talking her
>In her dream you're both winning and you're complimenting her on her skills
>Watching a movie
>It's an ok movie that has it's moments
>To her it's a 10/10 and you're the lead actor
>Play some basketball with her
>She drowsily walks with the ball in her hands, barely throwing it from time to time while you tell her to wake up and play seriously
>Meanwhile she's in a huge stadium, facing off the Chicago Minotaurs and winning thanks to your passes and her masterful 3 points shots
I want a Dormouse imouto, it will be weird at first but once I get used to her rape aura we'll have a whole bunch of sleepy fun
>>15174316
Oh I will, because I was just acting like I didn't so she would assault me and feel better about herself.
>>15174360
>>Meanwhile she's in a huge stadium, facing off the Chicago Minotaurs and winning thanks to your passes and her masterful 3 points shots
Wow, talk about being unconscious!
>>15174356
Loli Onis younger years?
>>15174369Yes
>>15174366
Good man.
Just don't let her figure out its a ruse, she may hole up in her room and binge on ice cream and classical vampire movies if she does
>>15174378
Excellent. May █████ be subject to the finest intercrural from loli Onis apparently thick thighs.
>>15173686
I want to do that with a cute little kobold
>>15174380
Even if I offer to wear a collar and role play if she comes out?
>>15174201
I like the imagery of all the boys hanging out in the change room trying to delay the inevitable. I can even imagine some of the more charismatic jocks trying to give a pep talk to raise everyone's spirits.
>>15173898
She comforts me since I don't know how to swim.
>>15174301
Alice is the CUTEST!
>>15174389
I think she'd be the type to want a really vanilla, romantic first time with missionary under the sheets. All that pervy dry humping stuff would come later.
>>15174405
Let me give you a hint anon, just don't drown and you'll be fine.
>>15173389
>Kejourou ... disguise themselves as a human girl.
My elegant Paladin onee-sama can't secretly be a monster and rape her cute squire with her prehensile braid every night!
>>15174425Didn't work so well last time.
>>15174431
Didn't try hard enough.
>>15174431
Stop being a pussy, Anon. I died drowning once when I was a kid. You know what I did? Too swimming lessons so I wouldn't die again.
>>15174430
>Kejourous with long braids
I can get behind this.
>>15174447
>>15174430
>Kejorou with a braided hair
>She can flex it like a muscular arm made out of hair
>Can lift cars with it
>>15174431
Don't worry, Anon. If you go swimming with monstergirls around, you'll never hve to worry about drowning.
>>15174454
>>Can lift cars with it
>She's jacking you off with it
Scary boner time?
>>15174437
>Died once while drowning
>>15174471Whenever you go through a life-threatening situation, the universe is split into two: One where you survive, and one where you die.It seems I drew the lucky straw.
>>15174471
What? You don’t die when you drown? That’s impossible anon.
>>15174459
A Kejourou wouldn't be so careless as to injure your manhood. No need to worry
>>15174479
If that's the case, I'm the god of luck.
>>15174483
I want to walk down the street holding hands with a braided Kejuurou and have her braid wrap down her arm, onto mine, and over my shoulder like a scarf!
>>15174458
But I don't like the water monsters.
>>15174257
Well shit. My plan was to wear a mask or something in the event of the happening.
Probably best that I didn't though, I wouldn't want a Salamander mistaking me for a Sith lord and wanting to husbando me for it.
I want to teach my kobold daughteru to swim! I want her to see how small the water makes my dick and for her to laugh at it!
>>15174524
>You'll never wear a mask and become the villain of MGC
>>15174535
I wish dearly that all canid girls dog paddle when swimming.
>>15174524
As long as the mask is sufficiently silly, there should be no Sith happening. Just add some googly eyes. Seventeen should suffice.
>>15174535
>your own daughter laughing at your dick
You've gone too far this time, micropenis guy!
>>15174513
http://i.imgur.com/d21LCeK.png
How can you say no to this face? A lot of the aquatic monstergirls are quite forward and potentially offputting in some ways, but sea slimes are perfectly gentle, genuinely caring beings.
>>15174548
I want to bully my Anubis childhood friend about her cute swimming style!
>>15174506
Cute.
>>15174559
How can I know they're trustworthy, sea slimes are cute but I'm afraid that she may just be treating me nice as a facade to assault/harm me due to the fact she doesn't get a lot of love? I like aquatic monster girls, but I'm afraid they are going to do bad things to me, are you sure she can be trusted and maybe even get to be my friend to me?
>>15174599
No bully, she was just brought up living a pampered life in a desert land. She doesn't know any better.
I bet an anubis' who spent years of her life living in an arid desert without any large bodies of water would be absolutely gleeful and blown away if she was ever taken to a beach.
>>15174394
Then she's just going to use you as a body pillow and nibble you.
You now have a depressed vampire mistress
>>15174626
>What is the fucking Nile
>>15174619
The braid is making me like Kejuurous. It really turns the creepy into cute! I want to play with a massive braid, sniff it, cuddle it, wrap it around my neck and shoulders!
>>15174634
I'll cuddle back.
>>15174636
A river which exists in Egypt, and not in a fictional monstergirl desert continent.
>>15174649
>What is the fucking Not!Nile
>>15174644
She's hugging from behind!
You cannot reach her
>>15174668
He can reach her arms!
>>15174654
Quickly, name 5 things the Not!Nile could be. And it's not the Nile.
>>15173686
How to care for a sad man.It's actually a mini-mini series showing him depressed and she offers to let him grab her boobs.
>>15174677
Holding hands?
How lewd!
>>15174668
Then I'll just have to sleep there until its time to make her breakfast.
>>15174685
>Grabbing boobs cures depression
Monstergirls sure are clueless.
>>15174711
Then administering headpats to sad men.
>>15174641
Anon you shouldn't say her unbraided hair is creepy. That'll make her sad
>>15174704
Enjoy her breasts pressed against your back!
>>15174622
How can anyone know that anyone is trustworthy? How can you know someone out there truly loves you, and isn't just with you for personal reasons
To find companionship, you need to open up your heart. It's at once the most dangerous, and most rewarding thing you can ever do in life.
>>15174751
No sapient creature is trustworthy.
>>15174770
Waifus are
The best monster girl for naizuri is ____
>>15174832
Holstaur
>>15174832
A brown one.
>>15174832
Alp
>You will never have an amazing breakfast cooked by a Troll while staying overnight at her woodland cottage.
>>15174751
I guess your right, i should open up and see if I can find the one who loves me, I have to open up to see what happens. I just hope that by overcoming this long lasting fear and putting myself out their, I can find a trusting companion who not only can be my friend and shoulder to lean on, but a lover who I can share my passions with. I will open my heart and see what happens, maybe this will help that someone who truly loves me notice and see what I've done, wonder who they'll be?
>>15174301
Dormouse
>>15174865
>Troll owned bed and breakfast
It could work.
>>15174890
Yep, a comfortable bed during a long journey and a breakfast that will keep you going all day.
And your Troll host will have a generously-sized rear end and a cute voice.
>>15174832
That one towel girl that i never remember the name of.
>>15174915
Towel girl? You mean the newest KC release?
>>15174912
How generously?
>>15174962
Well it'll be hard to tell, because of the modest dress she wears.
But you have your suspicions when you see the size of the bloomers she leaves on the washing line to dry.
>>15172202
Learn to Import.
>>15172497
>>15172501
>>15172427
Marvelous all of you.
>You'll never scare monstergirls with your deep, stern voice
So, had a dream where a white haired, pale skinned girl with hairs that glowed in different colors on command licked the inside of my elbow.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!Yes, my dream context told me she wasn't human.
>>15175029
>you will never have a voice
>you wil never tell your waifu "I love you"
>>15173925
>Lewd anubis with my favourite fetish.
Tell me about your fetish anon.
>>15175039
Are you sure? It's very unusual. Very "out there", you might say.
>>15175038
You're a mute, Anon?
>>15175034
I had a dream that was yuri, more yuri, and then a punk girl waking up in bed with a man made of blue steel.
I'm still trying to figure out where the last one came from. Anybody remember any cartoons that had like, a blue version of Colossus? Seriously, it's bugging me.
>>15175047
There are only like, 3 or 4 fetishes I don't find appealing on some level or another.
Hit me.
>>15175056
I rolled a 14, what's your AC
>>15175091
...AC?
>>15175095
10+Whatever your dex bonus is, I doubt you wear armor so we can ignore that
>>15175105
34 then.
>>15175105
So your fetish is D&D?
>>15175105
You fool, my AC is -10, touch me if you can.
>>15175056
Fair enough.
The fetish isfloating and zero gravity.No, really. I told you it was out there.
>>15175141
Was it because of that greentext?
>>15175141
>More Zero-G Lewd Anubis
This is a good thing you do.
The set Loen put out a while ago was great.
>>15175120
Hmmm, SOL there then.
>>15175121
Well, I do enjoy magical realms
>>15175127
That... I can only miss if I roll a 1. You have an AC so low that you give me a bonus to hit you.
>>15175141
You wouldn't happen to like anubi andcumflationwould you?
>>15175148
Which one? Because the chances are, I wrote them. All of them. Someone else started and contributed contributed to that antigravity suit one most recently, though.
I've had this thing for a decent few years.
>>15175141
I have an idea as to who you are.
Remember girls, make sure to think your wish through when you wish to be your crushes ultimate dream girl.
>>15175190
She looks sublime, just imagine all the kinky sex.
>>15173305
Pick up magic and create yourself a nice little pocket dimenson. Then enchant a cloak to put the portal on it.
Now whenever an MG bothers you, you simply use your cloak andthrow it on the MG, trapping her inside. After that you empty some concentrated Holstaur milk and a dose of concentrated Alraune aphrodisiac inside the cloak.
Make sure to leave her in there for a day or two before letting her out. Don't forget to feed her aphrodisiac laced water and make sure you aren't remotely near when you let her out again.Perhaps mail the cloak to the other side of the world while you are at it.
>>15175149
Yeah, Loen was awesome for that. Not only did he humour me and do all those variations, but he did the whole thing in like two days, and was super nice about it all.
>>15175161
>You wouldn't happen to like anubi and cumflation would you?
Yes to both.
>>15175171
Guilty as charged.
>>15175203
It might take her some time to get use to all those extra appendages, though I'm sure you're willing to experiment while you both wait.
>>15175048
No, but I thought it was a sad thing to post.
>>15175209
>pour concentrated Holstaur milk and concentrated Alraune aphrodisiac on the cloak
>From that outside, the cloak is just damp and sodden
>In the pocket universe, the land has been transformed to a sea of milk, the air completely saturated with a thick, pink mist so sexually arousing on the base level, that coherent thought physically isn't possible
>The very fabric (heh) of the universe is now holst milk and aphrodisiac, as fundamental as space and time
>The monstergirl inside is milk, is sex
>She's becoming warmer and creamier by the second, growing more aroused beyond the comprehension of physical life forms
>When you very eventually pull the cloak off of her, she's soaking wet, naked, covered in pure white milk and thick cream, most of it pouring from her breasts as she milks them with one hand, and masturbates mindlessly with the other
Sexual overwhelming through the use of pocket dimensions devoted entirely towards fetishises is my fetish.
>>15173635
>>15173669
Anon, your problems are easily solved.
First you ensure the MG's in question are married, second you ensure to specialize in long range magical hexing
and lastly you dump a load of beezlebubs and roachgirls on the now hexed and easily captured targets.
Then all that remains is to get rid of those primitive thoughts you harbor around wanting to kill others.
Please don't pump-a-rum. It's super illegal.
>>15175255
Forcing anyone to be waifu'd by beezlebubs and roachgirls is a warcrime, anon.
>>15175255
Buzz buzz
I want to tease a wolfu until she can take no more and ravages me!
>>15173592
>not the best in any of them
>Humans are not the best at what humans do, using tools invented by humans for humans, against humans, in a human world
???
>>15175269
Pumping too much rum.
>>15175269
I want to pump her full of cum.
>>15175269
Pumparum has lovely thick thighs.
>>15175269
I'm going to that pump that rump all night.
Drawing monster parts is harder than I thought, but I won't give up.
For my waifu!
>>15175269
I'm going to pump a rum till she's fit to burst.
>>15175269
I see pump-a-rum anus. Oh my.
>>15175273
Is it possible for sexual teasing and goading to also be romantic and loving?
Either way, I'd love to stir up a wolfgirl's sex drive like that. We could get aroused off of each other's pheromones, and get even more hot for each other in turn. An endless loop of smelling, pheromones and lustful skinship.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2349267
God damn.
>>15175350
Granblue's been getting a lot of groundswell here recently. I love it.
You know what, I'm glad monstergirls don't exist. I wouldn't want any person who's not into them to come in contact with them. Most people out there are fucking human trash, imagine what the mentally ill would do to them.
Yandere manticore......
>>15175350
Damn you, shortstack race.
>>15175363
Monstergirls would try to fix them.
>>15175363
You should imagine what would MGs do with mentally ill people.
Monster girls would save the world, if we don't kill them first that is.
I wanna touch an Anubutt's paw pads!
>>15175357
Being translated will do that.
>>15175374
People wouldn't want that kind of mind-affecting help, even to heal. Can't say I entirely blame them.
It's true that monstergirls don't deserve the reaction they'd likely receive, though.
>>15175255
Man...
I could really go for a sandwich right now.
>tfw no pregnant Kitsune wife to cuddle with
>>15175383
They're so soft and squishy.
Strict Anubis-senpai melts in your hands if you give her paws a good massage.
>>15175363
As long as I get my monster waifu, I don't care what else happens (within reason).
>>15175350
Love akairiot. Lewdest faces
>>15175413
No Anon! You're corrupt Anubis-senpai's character and turn her into a lewd sex maniac!
>>15174285
>getting /r9k/ to not be narcissistic self victimizers
That guy was screwed from the start.
Better than having a crybaby imouto, imagining always having to deal with wailing from the slightest thing and being the only one there.
>>15175459
You don't deserve an imouto.
>>15175364
Yes?
>>15175383
Would you rather:
Give an anubis a sleepy paw massage?
This involves princess carrying her to bed, laying her down, and spending a few minutes working on her feet. Massaging her pads thoroughly before planting a kiss on each one, her body getting limper, and her eyelids heavier as the minutes go on. The you crawl up until you're lying over her, pulling up the covers and putting her hands palm up on the pillow, before placing your own hands on her paws and looking into her sleepy, smiling face. You can slowly run your fingers along the soft ridges of fur circling the pink pads on her palms and fingertips, or press your own fingertips against them for maximum bonding before she falls asleep.
Give an anubis a surprise embarrassing paw massage?
Exactly like it is in the picture. Sneaking up on her, wrestling her onto the couch, kneeling down and gently ravishing her feet. She'll get all tingly inside, and blush like crazy as you compliment her on her perfect feet, kiss the claws, and generally make her all flustered as the stress melts away.
Or would you rather give an intimate paw massage?
As a method of foreplay, you can explore her body and feel her soul as you run your hands all over hers, sometimes two to one, sometimes one hand in each of hers.
All before you seal the deal when your pawpad spiral tracing has left her nethers in a hot, slick state, and you interlace your fingers between her digits.
So what would you prefer?
All rubbing her paws will do is turn her into a puddle of cuddly mush. Cuddly mush that will be more than happy to blow my mind later at night.
>>15175484
>Give an anubis a sleepy paw massage?
Going under the covers in the early morning, making my way down to her feet, then waking her with a gentle paw rub.
>>15175484
This sounds greatly, and I don't like paws all that much.
>>15175475
You can't choose your family. Plus I did do all I can as a child, until the crying became so damn often I couldn't be bothered to. Sorry my sense of apathy overrode a common wail for attention. Not like I was the resident housemaid or anything.
>>15175494
What does a mushy, massage-melted anubis feel like? Is it like touching a more viscous slime girl, who's also delicious brown and fluffy in places?
I want to be the uppity faggot
>>15175364
Where?
>>15175383
Speaking of Anubutts...
Line 224
http://pastebin.com/s6KDanEg
>Anubis' Summer (Occult Anubis)
Summer Special status:Dragon
Loli-Oni
Anubis
Komodo
⍻ New girlsI think I'll drop the whole girls travelling storyline, since this thing has taken forever to get anything done and there's only a couple of shorts at the end of it. So it's most likely going to be one-shots for the foreseeable future.
>>15175484
All of the above.
>>15175527
Oooooooooh! Lovely.
>>15175527
>4chan still can't do unicode
Fucking nu-Moot
That's[X] Dragon
[X] Loli-Oni
[X] Anubis
[ ] Komodo
>>15173827http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3140998
http://minekolucky.deviantart.com/
>>15175484
Intimate.I got a girl wet and horny just by running my finger along her palm. I'm curious o see if I can pull it off a second time
>>15175522
Well, how soft she is is probably going to depend on how much you spoil her. But imagine your anubis just inking into the bed/couch, a look of pure bliss on her face. You can snuggle up as close as you want with her and she'll reciprocate.
>>15175484
Last one. Teasing the anubis and not finishing the work is my fetish.
>>15175505
I think it's because all that written there, it's not so much the fact that they're paws. It's that they're hands, only with some more defined erogenous zones. The pads are pink and plush, so they seem more defined contrasted against the fur of the paw. They appear more vulnerable and alluring, not to mention sensitive.
So really all it is, is extremely appealing bonding through hands, only her hands are even more inviting and open.
And hands are an important part of our body. From the moment we're born, one of the first thing we feel is being held by a mother's hands, and gripping with ours in return. It's how we interact with and shape the world around us, which is a very fundamental, human thing. There's a lot of symbolism behind it all.
>There’s power in the touch of another person’s hand. We acknowledge it in little ways, all the time. There’s a reason human beings shake hands, hold hands, slap hands, bump hands.
>It comes from our very earliest memories, when we all come into the world blinded by light and color, deafened by riotous sound, flailing in a suddenly cavernous space without any way of orienting ourselves, shuddering with cold, emptied with hunger, and justifiably frightened and confused. And what changes that first horror, that original state of terror?
>The touch of another person’s hands.
>Hands that wrap us in warmth, that hold us close. Hands that guide us to shelter, to comfort, to food. Hands that hold and touch and reassure us through our very first crisis, and guide us into our very first shelter from pain. The first thing we ever learn is that the touch of someone else’s hand can ease pain and make things better.
So really, it doesn't matter if a monstergirl has human hands, or if they look more like paws. Contact with them is still just as special, and means just as much.
>>15175557
I want to make an overworked and too serious Anubutt totally flustered!
>>15175557
Oil the Anubis Priestesses buttocks lowly servant boy. The night is fleeting and you have much work to do before Ra commands the sun to rise.
>>15175601
I'm gonna take that Anubis to the prom!
>>15172730
Personally, I can't stop seeing them as two middle-aged cockney men. I hope this doesn't interfere with my enjoyment of the doujin.
Hey /mgt/,
In light of today, I've got a question.
What would your waifu's opinion on Star Wars be?
Would you be interested in Star Wars monster girls?
>>15175557
Yeah, it'd be perfect, rubbing the anubis' body, pressing deep until every muscle is as soft as sponge, and she feels almost as squishy as a mindflayer. Then just pressing down on top of her, hugging her and nuzzling all over. Maybe even playing footsies when our legs aren't wrapped around each other.
It'd be lovely.
>>15175656
I don't get what's special about today, but I'm not about to marry someone with shit taste.
>>15175656
>What would your waifu's opinion on Star Wars be?
I guess she’d like it.
>Would you be interested in Star Wars monster girls?
I have watched worse things.
>>15175662
It's May the fourth. May the fourth be with you.
>>15175601
I miss Masseur Anon
>>15174148THICK
>>15175548
I'm taking you up on this, dude. The gauntlet has been thrown. Check your DeviantArt messages. I just sent you a note.
I want Anubutt-senpai to drag me into the girl's bathroom and sit on my face right in the middle of the room! It's punishment for calling her Anubutt-chan in public, but I'll still do it no matter how many times I get punished!
>>15174301
Dormouse. Precisely why I chose to drew her instead of Alice.
Alice kinda gives me some chills since she never remembers doing sex with you, it feels like an infinite loop of popping cherries.
>>15175709
Ah, ok.
I just confirmed an artist to draw my forever waifu June. Oh happy days. June art soon(tm)
>>15175712
>Angry, sexual facesitting
I like this idea
>>15175729
What a waste of everyone's time.
>>15175729
Damn. And we were having such a good time up until now.
>>15175739
>>15175741
It's the best thing to come out of the story.
>>15175749
I refuse to eat this bait.
>>15175758
>implying its bait
Just accept it.
>>15175758
It's not.
>>15175712
An angry anubis' thick thighs and plush butt are a dangerous weapon to those who find themselves between or below them.
You could find yourself trapped in soft anubis heaven, never to escape again.
>>15175733
I want her to try to call her Anubutt-chan with my mouth full of her pussy! She'll think that I'm trying but it's really me moaning in pleasure!
>>15175768
>trapped in soft anubis heaven, never to escape again.
Why do you think I go out of my way to bother Anubutt-senpai, it's my end goal
>>15175768
>Anubis Femdom
yes please
>>15175787
After that sketch of the loli Anubis, I can't help but see heart shapes in her center pawpads.
They've become even cuter and alluring, if that was even possible.
>>15175768
>You could find yourself trapped in soft anubis heaven, never to escape again.
Why would I want to?
>>15175787
Not even femdom, just tsun punishing you while simultaneously fulfilling both of your fetishes.
I want a muscle Anubis and her softer sister!
>>15175826
I remember seeing a story that was like that. I think it was in an university.
>You'll go insane before monstergirls become real
>You'll die alone and out of touch with reality before one of them fixes your mind with mamono mana
>>15175860
>die alone
>get lich
>out of touch with reality
>get mindflayer
nowhere to run to
>>15175860
That's not true. That's impossible.
>>15175879
Search your feelings anon. You know it to be true.
>>15175877
>No liches nearby
>Wisp claims you
>>15175891
I'd rather have a mildly yandere wisp over a lich
Too tall or two short?
Which would you rather your waifu be?
>>15175949
Tall.
>be teacher at MGC High
>there are some downsides, but it's pretty nice
>you can wear casual clothes whenever you want
>one day, one of your students comes up to you and hands you a piece of paper
>looks like a permission sli-
>oh goddamnit! this is the third estrus pass this week!
>"please take good care of this bad kitty, sensei~"
>the next few hours is occupied by headpats and tummy rubs in your lap while trying to keep her from grinding against your leg
>>15175849
There was a... not really a story but a chain more like, that went along those lines a long time ago. Two anubis twins take you to their beach house for spring break and fight over you.
>>15175949
Long.
>>15175949
4ft. is the minimum, and 7ft. is the maximum for me.
>>15175962
So 10+ feet?
Cool
What be she?
>>15175527
>>15175540
>Komodo
YES
>>15175970
Oh shit, can't believe that got saved.
Can't believe I forgot writing it, too.
>>15175981
Need bird.
>>15175977
I'd go about 3-8' depending on the proportions, but yeah, that seems good. big and small are good, but once you get to the point where one person only comes up to the waist of the other, it's too much.
>>15175990
I usually save greentext stuff I get involved with. It was fun trying to drive that story.
>>15175949
Either 5'2 and below or 6'6" and above.
She needs to be either significantly taller or shorter.
>>15175998
I'll never understand sufferingfags.
>>15175949
106 cm to 287 cm
>>15176026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I
Chubby Maus.
Touch tiny tubby tummy
>>15176081
It's been said before and i'll say it again
Life is already suffering
Why would i bring more into my escapist entertainment
>>15176088
>Sheeva
Kek
That's really great anon.
>>15175656
~
>>15176097
>Why
Because some people can't stop being realistic.
>>15176088
In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic you are under arrest, Chancellor Raiju
>>15176068
>287cm
>112.992 in, or just shy of 9'6"
Anon likes his girls big.
>>15176134
Are you threatening her Master Paladin?
>>15176083
Son, I know myself.
That mouse would be anything but 'tiny' when I'm through with her.
>>15175949
The lowest I would go would be around 4'7" or 7'
Holy shit I'm so fucking pissed off right now
>>15176207
And why is that?
>>15176207
Why?
>>15175269
That's a fuckin butthole!
>>15176207
Lay down and think about your waifu, it always solves the problem for me.
>>15176207
Take this bunny.
>>15176135
Yeah I kind of do, but I don't write about them because of insufficient skills and I doubt there are many people here who fetishize tall women like that. To each their own, I guess.
>>15175949
Tall enough to shove my head between her breasts during hugs.I'm 5' 9"
>>15176305
>5'9"
Fucking manlets in this thread
>>15176319
I'm literally 1 inch below average anon. I'd be a manlet if I was actually short.
>>15176277
I'm afraid that particular bunny isn't going to do much for his mood.
>>15176319
Lebron get out
>>15176347
What is causing this foul mood?
>>15176319
Tall dudes don't survive long on the battlefield.
>>15176364
Tall dudes also can't be proper little spoons.
>>15176388
>wanting to be the little spoon
There are easier ways to come out of the closet, mate.
>>15176388
They can if the girl is appropriately taller. Or if she's the dominant one. I'd totally be down to being a reverse little spoon to a smaller girl with a dominant personality.
>>15176405
>Not wanting to cuddle a monstergirl in the most comfortable way possible
How insecure does one have to be in his own sexuality?
>>15176407
Having a smaller big spoon is just awkward man.
>>15176277
Wanna slap that pussy.
>>15176388
Don't ruin my dreams, Anon.
>>15176413
>Having a smaller big spoon is just awkward
Plz stop, it hurts
>>15176443
thank you jojo height chart
I want to open a bat breeding facility
>>15176453
>RemiSupreme taste.
>>15176443
Requesting Eurape version
>>15176462
We must use the finest starter stock to produce the best quality offspring
>>15176453
What's wrong with her body?
>>15176443
I want to be aggressivelycuddledby a group of Oni sisters!
>>15176472
Bats are skinny
Need to be light for flight
>>15176464
metric?
>>15176464
Onis are about 183-187cm
>>15176474
I want to be aggressivelylovedby tall Oni sisters.
I want to marry a dragon!
>>15176496
I want to be childhood friends with a group of Red and Blue Oni quadruplets!
I want to have to leave them behind in a move only to meet them again years later in college!
I want them to have become delinquents who try to shake me down for money before realizing who I am and becoming my protectors.I want to wake up the day after the full moon with an empty bottle of Iron Pelvis potion, a lot of empty sake bottles, and all four of them naked in bed with me.
>>15176522
That's not a dragon, it's a false dragon. You can tell by the color of the horns.
>>15175963
Where are these kids getting so many estrus passes lately? It isn't even the proper season yet.
I think I'm getting too old for this.
>>15176522
That's one Genki looking dragon.
Gonna pat her on the head and give her a hug.
>>15175949
Way too tall, but its a fetish of mine
I want to call a Ryu a Water Wurm to her face to see what happens!
>>15176637
Even from that distance, that weather Ryu looks pretty stacked.
>>15176637
Rape.
Rape is what happens.
>>15176643
That's because weather ryu drank her milk when she was a kid.
>>15176652
I doubt it.
I want a lazy, tubby manticore that uses her tail because it's easier than anything else.
>>15176643
Ryus always look big
>>15176680
Perfect
>>15176675
That could be amazing though. Manticore Tailpussies let them make their actual pussies perfect for their husbandos, so if all she does is use her tailpussy on you wouldn't that make her actual pussy amazing?Imagine telling her you're taking charge for once before sliding your dick into her virgin pussy.
>>15176690
It would.
And she'd probably start squealing at you to stop before letting out a lewd moan as you slip in, the crashing of your hips causing her meaty body to bounce and her huge breasts to pop free from the too small bra she stuck them in.Heart pupils would break out halfway through and she'd leg lock you, tail around your upper body, in an attempt to keep you in.
>>15176702
Halfway through? With how sensitive her pussy would be she'd get heart pupils when you put in the tip.She'd be ahegaoing by the time you're all the way in.
>>15175963
That is why you use this on them
If not, then get a hose and soak em with it.
>>15176702
>not hitting it from behind.
I thought you said dominant?
>>15176716
Are you implying it's impossible for a monstergirl to leglock someone behind her?
>>15176716
This would be missionary, although from behind would be great, her loud cries mixing with lewd moans as she struggles to stay up.
Still, she wouldn't be prepared for every and, thanks to your hands kneading her breasts, you'd easily go until she's laying on the bed while you pound into her thick rear.
>>15176712
Too true, you'd be able to do whatever you want once she's like that.
Remember that the knights checklist is quite hard to do in a MG world
>save the princess
>slay a dragon
>protect the innocent
>defeat evil knights/wizards/demons
>avoid becoming cannon fodder
>>15176756
This gets pretty easy if you're not a follower of The Order.
Just merge "Save a Princess" and "Slay a Dragon" by changing "Slay" to "Lay".
Protecting the innocent, defeating evil, and avoiding becoming cannon fodder is a lot easier with a loving Dragon waifu at your side.Plus, nights won't be so lonely.
>>15176714
>principal tells you to go deal with a group of delinquent catgirls that go around calling their gang "The Stray Cats"
>why does she always push the crappy duties on you?
>find them on the school's roof, eating snacks and reading Shota Weekly
>"Hey, you girls should probably be getting to class"
>"aahn?! did you guys hear something? sounded like some needledick was trying to tell us what to do"
>the one talking back gets up in your face
>"why don't you go home and take a bath? you reek of virgin."
>*squirt*
>"kyaa! what the hell was that?"
>*squirt*
>"somebody make him stop! help me!"
> the others look on in horror as you continue to spray the one now writhing on the ground
>"i'm sorry, sensei! i won't be bad anymore! please stop!"
>you kneel down to her and put your hand on her head as she looks up at you teary-eyed
>"one week detention"
>>15169575
Is there a new Vengeance? I thought love was over.
>>15176756
I want to be the prince who gets kidnapped by a Dragon and have to explain the the Paladin Girl that I like being a slaveboy!
>>15176783
>You'll never be a prince who's saved from a horrible oppressive home and an arranged marriage to a princess you've never met by a Dragon you were secretly friends with during childhood.
>A Paladin girl will never try to "rescue" you even though you don't want to be rescued because she actually wants you for herself.
>The Princess will never set out to "rescue" you as well because it turns out she had her father set up the arranged marriage because she'd been stalking you.
>You'll never end up in a three-way fight for your affections between all three of them, with the princess even willingly becoming a Succubus to increase her chances.
>They'll never end up sharing you.
Damn it.
Sometimes it worries me just how much i'm in love with this snake
>>15176806
I fear I also am developing an unhealthy obsession with that snek.
I wonder if there it would be cool to have a living armour and a cursed sword lady team up with the obsession of being the "sword and shield" of their master.
>>15176756
what if you lay the dragon and marry the princessonly to find out it was a fake and the princess was the dragon all along?
A chubby Monster Girl Onee-san, or a fit Monster Girl Onee-san?
What monster girl is the best chubby Onee-san, and fit Onee-san respectively?Would you cuddle both of them?
>>15176805
wasn't there a green text like this but the princess got lilim'ed into a dragon herself so when the knight got there he ended up with 2 dragons?
>>15176852
At the same time, if need be.
>>15176853
Not to my memory but I for one would want that to be a actual story, not just a throwaway green text.
>>15176852
cuddle the fit while placing head between tits of chubby
>>15176852
>Flabby Camilla
No. This shit does not fucking fly.
>>15176852
I prefer soft onee-sans.
>Best chubby nee-san
Jabberwock
>Best fit nee-san
Hellhound
>Would you cuddle both of them?
Yes
>>15176852
Both, same time, before getting them both to be strongfat.Chubby nee-san will be the busty one while the formerly fit one will be bottom heavy.
>>15176877
Why does the girl with abs has less strength growth then the girl with flab
>>15176852
The best onee-san is one that's slightly chubby and slightly fit. Just chubby enough to look like she's spilling out of her gym clothes, but still fit enough to see muscle definition.
>>15176888
>STR growth on a Peg. Knight
That's a good one, anon.
Wyvern Camilla and pegesus Hinoka when?
>>15176917
hopefully never, they're terriblepegasus marcia, on the other hand, or dragongirl ninian
>>15176901Actually I ment Rinkah, I had Hinoka as a spear master shit was cash
>>15176917
>Oni Charlotte never
>>15176930
Nah, Rinkah would be an oniwith painted on abs
Charlotte would be an ogre.
>>15176935
> oni who is a disappointment to her entire family because she isn't jacked
> her grandmother calls her out at dinner and asks her when she's going to get FUCKING SHREDDED and then flexes the table in half
>>15176922
>dragongirl ninian
I swear the /v drawthread had a pic of that
>>15176939
>Even the princess has muscle!
>"W-well she's a hardened warrior so it shouldn't be-"
>I ain't talken about the old one, I'm talking about the little one.
>>15176939
>Flexing the table in half
>Not Powerbombing Grandpa through the table while he's flexing.
Grandma Oni sounds like a fucking pleb.
>>15176953
Does having an Oni waifu correlate with getting jacked?
>>15176953
> grandma tries to chokeslam grampa, who proceeds to reverse it into a german suplex
> " I played college ball, you know, dear. "
> dinnertime turns into wrestlemania, all the family trying to pin each other.
> and then there's the soft oni in the corner, wishing she was catching anime
>>15176816
Good luck anon
I hope my shrine and stuff doesn't make you feel uncomfy
I believe in object oriented waifusim, so i'm sure your Miia loves you just as much as mine loves me
>>15176966
I would like to be ripped when I marry a oni
>>15176966
Depends on the Oni really. Some of them like their husbands to be as jacked as they are, some like their husbands short and protectable, and some like the lanky sort.
Taste varies from Oni to Oni.
>>15176970
If you're at an Oni family dinner and not one person goes through a table at some point, something's gone horribly wrong.I'd cuddle that soft Oni and make her feel good about her body. She might not have as much muscle definition as her family but she's still strong to me.
>>15176975
I would like an oni to try and get me fitOnly to find out that my genetics have betrayed me, preventing any easy musclemass gains anymore.
>>15176982
>Buff oni gritting her teeth at an average anon as he downs a protein drink and chews on steak and eggs, growling "Why won't you get fit!" all the while.
>Get a Flow Kelp waifu
>When she's not sticking to me or doing the chores she floats in our swimming pool
>She doesn't care about any form of entertainment
>I've never seen her be bored despise her doing nothing for hours on end
>Ask her about it, she doesn't like talking but she always answer me
>It looks like the question really embarrasses her
>She fidgets with her kelp and tells me that doing nothing is her natural state and that she doesn't mind it
>Then she goes on about how she used to be able to spend months drifting in the sea without a thought
>But now whenever we're not together for even a single second she's always thinks about me
>I must impregnate this woman
>>15176864
One day I shall make that story
Today is not that day
>>15176982
>You'll never watch an Amazon discover her passion for ballet
>>15176726
That would absolutely be horrifying.
>>15177000
She sounds like a great waifu Anon, I hope you'll happy together.
>>15177010
It's not really anon.
You ever heard of the Wheelbarrow position? It's that.
>>15177008
Story about a ballet amazon and her disapproving househusband when?
>>15177013
Yes, but I was imagining that scene in Terminator three when the TX or whatever kind of contorts around and leglocks Arnold. I don't know why.
I shall write up a contract and trick a demon in to agreeing thinking that its hers.
>>15177023
Why can I only envision the Metaloclypse episode where they redo a contract till the devil owes them part of his soul?
>>15177029
Now there's a show I miss.
>>15177029
Netflix just let the show on your network, you'll get your money and we all get a season to conclude the tale. Everyone wins.
Alright, who brought a salamander into canada?For real though, stay safe maple syrup bros.
>>15177017
Dosen't matter when, I don't want to know
you can keep your amazons, I want my wurm
>>15177011
Everyone needs a Flow Kelp waifu
>>15177008
She looks like one of these Castlevania ghost dancers
I'd dance with an Amazon, I'll even let her take the lead
>>15177036
forest fires?
>>15177017
I want to tell my Amazon she shouldn't be doing such childish unfitting things! She'll be the mockery of the village, and she looks silly in a pink tutu!
>>15176981
>she's still strong to me.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK, ANON! WEAK!
>>15177000
Would she keep that beatified smile during sex? If not, I might have to start sneaking up on her to masturbate to her floating face.
Idea bucket time!
1.Wurm that gains phenomenal cosmic power but uses it for mundane things, this increasingly frustrates a scientist anon.
2.Vampire at a restaurant that gets out of hand due to the garlic related dishes
3.oni bare brawl with a bartender that defend his job
4.soldier beelte jousting
5.Lilim talking with a regular succubus about demon class problems
I want to travel with a roudy, muscled, female barbarianand watch her slowly transform into a salamander after picking up a cursed blade.
Much snu snu would happen after she asks me for a fight.
Were Homunculi ever mentioned in the World Guide?
>>15177036
Just a little one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqj2bm1VwF0
>>15177060
meant for >>15177042
>>15177036
I heard there were hot deals in Canada going on right now!
>>15177058
Nope, though there was a fan-made homunculous profile done.
>>15177055
1, 4, and 5 and the best
>>15177058
Homunculi are one of the hard confirmed Monster Girls by KC to be coming one day.
>>15177058
I don't know but I would any and all of them.
>>15177064
This is what happens when people don't listen about burning things down.
>>15177049
Love isn't weak. Besides, she's an Oni. Even if she isn't ripped, she's still got enough natural strength to pick me up and carry me on her shoulder.
>>15177064
go away carlos-nuki
>>15177068
To be fair, those warnings are always ver y specifically about not burning the THREAD down. Somewhere there's a fuming grizzly, though.
>>15177060
I can HEAR the fire. Fire should never be so big to where you can hear it.
>>15177073
>Love isn't weak.
PRETTY METAPHORS ARE ALSO WEAK!
>she's still got enough natural strength to pick me up and carry me on her shoulder.
EXCUSES ARE ALSO WEAK! WEAK, WEAK WEAAAAAAAK!I'm sure you'd be her favorite little weakling though.
>>15177000
>One day you decide to join her in the pool, getting your swimming trunks on and getting into the pool
>She seems surprised when you tell her of your intent, but she seems happy about it.
>She wraps her kelp around you from behind and the two of you spend hours in the pool just floating
It's become sort of a ritual for me at this point
But i've been drinking a lotalone
And i Love you all
No alp
>>15177060
Eh. When you're from southern California this is just summer. Actually usually fall, but you get the idea.
>>15177081
>hugfloats
That sounds too good to be true.
>>15177082
Bring it in, friend. Hug it out.
>>15177087
In case of emergency your Kelp waifu can be used as a flotation device
I want to piss of a MG by raiding her castle/cave/dungeon and theen leaving instead of going to the boss room.
either Im going to be called a coward or Im going to have angry lilims and echidnas after me
>>15177091
In case of anything your flowkelp waifu can and will want to be used as a flotation device.
They're kejurou tier, only their environment also means you'd be flowing.
>>15177079
I put more stock into empathy and cunning then strength.I've got killer legs though. I could probably break a man's jaw with a kick if I wasn't so squeamish.
>>15177051
>Would she keep that beatified smile during sex?
Of course, although you should still give her a surprise facial, she'll appreciate the gesture
>>15177055
1.Cupid on a quest to snipe a ruthless emperor only to realize that the emperor is that way because his childhood friend who promised to marry him died before they could meet again
2.Apsara kindergarten teacher who somehow ends up marrying one of the nastiest thug in town and makes a good man out of him
3.Ittan-momen who reads a Succubus fashion magazine and tries her best to follow the current trends
4.Dark Slime conquering a small village and asking for various tribute from it's people, everyone thinks she is evil until a perverted teenager steps in
5.Feral Wererabbit gets found by a demonic beast hunter, he tries to show her the benefits of living in society, she tries to show him the benefits of living in the wild
>>15177095
I would assume that willfully abandoning a echidna's dungeon after just reaching her would be like a dine and dash in her eyes.
>>15177082
What do you drink?
>>15177100
But anon, if she kept that face while I was inside her, there's no way I could cum on her face. I'd be too busy admiring her beauty and kissing her face all over. If I took it out, I'd have to take my face further from hers. No, anon, it's creampies all day every day for her.
I wouldn't even take it out in between. I'd just keep staring at her perfect smile and giving her little pecks everywhere until I got hard again inside her.
>>15177100
>Ittan-momen who reads a Succubus fashion magazine and tries her best to follow the current trends
>Succubus fashion
>Ittan-momen
What, does she become anorexic or something?
>>15177101
"You can't enjoy all of the 'dungeon' part of the sex dungeon and none of the seeeeex!"
I want to be sacrificed to a dragon by a small tibe in the wilds only to find myselfstuck with a genki, loli red dragon that is happy to have a playmate.
>>15173384
familiarize and make her speak with maymays
http://webmshare.com/6ByxV
>>15177110
I want a Dragon to offer to spare my village the day before I'm born in exchange for the next male child born once he reaches the age of six.
I want to have a tearful farewell with my parents when the day comes while the rest of the village looks on sadly despite having tried to avoid getting attached to me.
I want to wait in the clearing for the dragon to come and take me, fully expecting to die.
I want her to swoop down and carry me off to her lair, only to carry me to a room and put me down before whistling sharply.
I want to wonder why she didn't just kill me for roughly four seconds before hearing a set of loud squeals and being tackled to the ground.
I want to see three adorable loli dragons clinging to me and thanking their mother for getting them a playmate.
I want to tell them that my parents and I thought I was going to be eaten all this time.
I want the Dragon to go clear up the misunderstanding and vow to defend the village as an apology.
I want to grow up with the Dragon Triplets and eventually marry them.
I want to fall asleep cuddling all of them at once.
>>15177101
To be fair, if she locked a door with a slide puzzle, I'm out.
>>15177096
Kejourou and Flow Kelps certainly have plenty of similiarties as well as differences. Both are great though.
>>15177145
That sounds lovely, although one can only wonder what happens when they try to play 'dragon and the prince' only to argue over who gets to keep you for it all.
>>15177108
I want to visit my chuuni childhood friend's dungeon every weekend! Then, one day, instead of helping her up after defeating her, I'd give her a little kiss on the lips. She'd twitch nervously, and the next week she'd try to wrap her tail around me all the time.
>>15177108
>"You can't enjoy all of the 'dungeon' part of the sex dungeon and none of the seeeeex!"
I would keep doing it to her, until I enter the dungeon one day and fist thing she does is wrap me in her coils and steal all the magic rope
>>15177161
Easy, they play rock paper scissors to decide who gets to be the dragon and the other two get to be knights!
To keep it fair, whoever was dragon last has to be a knight.
>>15177185
>magic rope
what?
>>15177185
Alternatively she makes the dungeon more difficult and complex each time hoping you'll finally bang her if the dungeon was hard enough.
>>15177196
Ok.
How do you handle when they want to all cuddle with you at night?
You can get one on each side but what about the last?
>>15177202
Anon... are you telling me that you don't know what magic rope is?
Its like... almost fantasy 101
>>15177108
She'd put on tight latex and lewd accessories as is the fashion for all Alps and flat Succubi
Or if she wanted a more voluptuous look she'd go for the key-hole sweater and no bottom (nor panties) like that one celebrity wore a week ago
maybe she'd go for the ganguro look recommended in page 57 for all the girls who can't muster the courage to rape their man
>>15177095
>Anon leaves a dungeon without defeating the Echidna boss
>The next day he is greeted by a paladin girl who congratulates him on his successful quest
>She invites him to celebrate with her team and perhaps become a member of her group
>He accepts in the hopes of getting that pristine human pussy
>After a long walk they enter the paladin's sanctuary, it's a modest yet imposing looking building
>At least two-dozens paladin girl applaud him as she closes the door behind them
>Quickly the atmosphere changes
>They undo their polymorph spells, revealing that are all monster girl of various powerful species
>The paladin who invited him turns out to be an Echidna
>He looks around and sees that the sanctuary was an illusion, he entered a rape cave
>The Echidna gives a long monologue about how he was a coward to leave without facing her and how he will receive punishment from her and all her younger sisters
>>15177202
It's for tying things up really fast, or for helping the less=dexterous species tie things up.
its really neat stuff.
>>15177042
Yeah.
>>15177064
Carnuki pls, this isn't the time to roast
>>15177207
the explosive sex after you finally meet her
>>15177215
>Left the dungeon.
>Implying I didn't camp outside her room for eight hours so I can get my spells back.
>>15177217
I thought it was the "fuck this shit im out" button for dungeons
>>15177215
>maybe she'd go for the ganguro look recommended in page 57 for all the girls who can't muster the courage to rape their man
SHIIIIIT!
The wrath of Moollah upon any who try to turn cute shy girls into ugly sluts!If they tell girls to get contact lenses I'm going to suicide bomb the office.
>>15177215
coward, or planner?
granted he didnt consider the after trap but still
>>15177233
Ah yes.
The Poke rope.
Truly a wondrous tool .
>>15177215
this is why you join a mass raid
so if you pull this shit you MIGHT be forgotten about
>>15177213
Cuddlepiles are a thing for a reason.
One on each side, and one on top, all under warm blankets.Even when we're all grown and married, the cuddlepiles would continue.
Good night Anons,
take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please watch this documentary on the shortstack lamia tribes of the amazon.
They are known for their wiggling dances which are rumored to hypnotize men.
I would watch out though, they can be mistaken for the nearby pygmy wurms if one isn't careful.
I want to do quad-amp play with my living doll daughter.
>>15177260
Excellent.
Better question though is what color are these ladiesand how much muscle or pudge are they sporting?
>>15177262
There is only one reason for me to be in the amazon.
the insects.
>>15177275
Are you a Paladin?
>>15177268
I want to overstuff my doll's middle so I can do that and use her as a pillowwhen I don't want to hug her against me.
>>15177232
She'll storm out of the room and give you a full rant about how it's not ok to make the final boss wait and how you are killing all the tension and suspense she spent so long to build when she made her dungeon's layout
You might even make her cry if you do that, please reconsider
>>15177243
Would you really accept a shy Succubus' advances? What if she can't even keep eye contact with you? She'd probably be dressed in the most boring way too
With the ganguro look it'd be obvious that she wants to fuck you, and that way everyone is happy
>>15177268
do you think living dolls would argue with golems about work and play?
>>15177275
Be careful, they're big, they're everywhere, and they are vicious
>>15177285
Oh, absolutely. I wonder what it would be like to have to deal with one of each as wives/daughters.
>>15177281
Well, I'll apologize and offer her a drink while I wait for my spells to recharge.
She want's it to be an impressive fight with lots of magic and explosions doesn't she?headpats may be implemented.
>>15177287
And I shall collect them
well, maybe just the beetles and mantises, Ants and bees are a game over waiting to happen
>>15177281
If a Shycubus gave me a love letter, I'd push her over, flip her knee-length skirt up, pull her panties aside and put it in immediately.
If a Gangubus tried to rub her cunt on me I'd scoff and push her away.
>>15177269
One red, one blue, one black.
They had the same body types as kids, but the Red one is the most laid back and ended up becoming pleasantly chubby with a particularly large ass. The blue one is the sportiest and ended up with plenty of muscle definition and killer thighs. The Black one is a major tease and developed the biggest tits and the dirtiest mind.All of them have childbearing hips.
>>15177185
Running away for a echindna as she screams this would be fun
>>15177305
You say that now but then you've got soldier beetles carrying you off to be theirdemocratically elected leader of their hive.
>>15177319
I could just lead one away and then take her home with me
>>15177312
Gotta impregnate the lot of them.
>>15177323
Would she be a full grown warrior or a little loli?What are you going to do when her friends start panicking over her disappearance?
>>15177305
>well, maybe just the beetles and mantises
you just made her day
You faggots are lucky with all your neat exotic bugs.
All I have is cockroaches breaking into my house and trying to steal my cookies.
>>15177329
full grown
leave a note and let her visit
>>15177324
That was my plan.
Years after I left the village, the mountain it was at the base of would become known as "Dragon Mountain." Not because of the village guardian, but because of my many many daughterus.
>>15177340
But then her friends may decide to carry you off like you carried her off.
>>15177343
>A trio of heavily pregnant dragons with motherly frames that dote on you and love to be by your side.
I want this life.
>>15177344
then we shall cross that bridge when I get to it
maybe make sure a dude or two is with me so I don't have to satisfy the whole group
>>15177300
>Anon and the Echidna final boss he is about to face sitting together next to the entrance of the final room
>He shares his rations with her as they happily discuss together
>He even gives her a headpat, her tail sways back and forth like a dog's because of it
This is ridiculously cute
>>15177349
WEAKLING!
be a man an fuck them all
>>15177150
Slide puzzles are second nature to anyone who ever played Runescape.
Guys, how do you console a long-lived monstergirl when shedreams about the day her husband dies of old age?
>>15177360
>tfw no qt gnome child gf
>>15177354
Yep.
Maybe I could even share some with a few of the girls I fought along the way, I came prepared so there's more than enough to share.
Quick! Post audio recordings of girls who sound like monstergirls, or other MG related audio!
What is more worrying
A MG with a stalker shrine or a human with a stalker shrine thats willing to go monster for you
>>15177415
human.
you don't know what she would turn into, and what's the first thing she would do with her lust filled power?
>>15177392
https://mega.nz/#!ZNZQBLTB!kVIAGGnEcWt9tIX8dBmtywZdFoSUW-6awYcI1ob1Gho
>>15177415
both are as bad as each other.
the question is what is the human stalker going to do to lose her humanity?
>>15177392
The world needs more quality monster girl audios.
>>15177392
Check out the archive, son
http://pastebin.com/zMzndE0X
Otherwise, hit up /h/ to see who's sharing new stuff.
>>15177415
You DO potentially have the chance to influence what the human stalker ends up as.
>>15177392
In addition to the archive, this is one of my personal favorites on YT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA
The guy creates subtitles for his videos to practice japanese, so you won't get lost if you don't know moon.
>>15177415
As a question, has it ever been aid that you can control what a girl turns into as a monster. I know a few monsters specifically infect a girl and make them into another one of them, but what about all the ones that are just 'insert mamono mana to make monster girl'? Do they just turn into generic succubi?
>>15177392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S11LJYlZ2IE
Monster girls with human voices are completely fine but I prefer mine with a more monstrous tone
>>15177467
If I remember correctly, if the mamono mana is pretty much entirely from one species of MG, that's what they'll end up as.
If it's a mixture or due to "ambient" DE, you get succubutts. They're essentially the default.
>>15177467
>>15177477
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Monsterization_Case_Studies
How about a Raiju radio host called Leslie?
>>15177485
The important section is just down the page.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Succubus_By_Default_.28p98.29
>>15177508
Yeah, your average human will generally be turned into a semen demon most of the time. The case studies are interesting to look at for ideas though. Snek cult in particular is attractive if you're interested in the propagation of species other than succubi, since you can create Echidna by that means.
>>15177485
>External wounds
>Girls will turn into monster from injuries sustained in a monster attack
>Weapons forged specifically to cause this effect
>Demon Lord has a standing army that has clashed with the Order several times
Huh. Guess it's not all hugboxes and sex-morphing.
>>15177505
I think would be just fine as some sort of generic lightning elemental.
>>15177505
I guess she'd be a realshock jockey
>>15177516
That ass is too fat.
>>15177522
You don't know what fat is.
>>15177528
Asses should be tight, not phat!
>>15177528
Apparently, neither do you, anon.
>>15177522
Hello, Ireland!
>>15177538
I don't get it. Is this about potatoes?
>>15177533
I disagree.
I want my Anubis mom to build me a robot! I want her to tell me to "get in the fucking robot Anon"!
>>15177558
>You'll never enter a mecha fighting league and meet your future waifu there.
>She'll never be a member of the engineering team, or maybe even one of your rivals.
>>15177558
Will you fap in the hair of that tsundere cousin of yours?
>>15177558
>the fucking robot is actually a fucking robot
>a fuckbot, for fucking
>if you're going to take your sweet time getting a wife, then at least your semen can be put to use
>>15177564
So would she make the robot sexy?And what happens if I end up marrying the Robot?
>>15177568
Goddamn robosexuals.
>>15177568
But Anon, the Robot has your dad's soul in it! You can't! That'll be awkward.
>>15177551
I still say it looks like your spanking her ass when she's on her knees
>>15177580
It's okay. Dad was an Alp, anyway. That's why Mom killed him.
>>15177588
Whoa, wait what? This is fucked up.
>>15177568
hello ryusei
>>15177587
Fucking what?
>>15177587
I'd almost guarantee that was their intent.
Especially given the... "pain" sounds she makes.
>>15177588
Well if you really want a mechanic tomboy anubis mom and undead cyborg alp mom threeway, good luck.
>>15177591
She couldn't take it and strangled him/her to death when it happened. She thought he/she was going to NTR her since he/she was obviously gay for some other guy.
>>15177542
I guess you could say that.
Irish people hate asses larger than the average potato.
>>15177595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdMWXnybBKw
this
>>15177595
Raijin has a stunned state where she's kneeling on the floor with her back to the viewer, given her size compared to you when you hit her, it looks like ass spanking.
>>15177613
I want a HD remake of this so badly
fuck the vita
http://pastebin.com/HiEkr2ZQ
I wrote a short slice of life story about a black beard and her boyfriend
>>15177635
>black beard
Huh?
>>15176637
Would they have multiple Ryu's do the weather forecasts?
One that's in a happy relationship and constantly 'predicts' sunshine.
One that has a Yuki Ona as a friend and 'predicts' snowfall and snowstorms
And one sad Ryu who has never known love and always 'predicts' rain.
>>15177635
>then rise my hand up high and karate chop Iris’ forehead as hard as I can
>as hard as I can
This is not okay.
>>15177638
backbeard, I'm retarted
>>15177647
Also it should be "raise".
>>15177642
>thinking any proper Ryu weather caster would be influenced by outside influences
They're professionals anon, jesus.Tanuki paying off a weather Ryu to make it rain for a week on Anon's location after he turned her down when?
>>15177635
>line 179
>“I Edmund. I love you so very much,” she smiles.
Shouldn't there be another "love" there?
>>15177666
And then on line 185
>“Now let me show you that,” she say
Ought to be "said".
>>15177361
>be asleep next to a lich
>she doesn't need to sleep but lays in bed next to you anyways, reading to pass the time
>one day before sunrise, something pressing against your chest rouses you
>her head doesn't budge as you lift the covers to reveal her body clinging onto you
>you ask her what brought this on, since she's only ever this amorous after steamy reading
>she doesn't lift her head but pulls your body tighter against her as she murmurs
"I don't want to lose you."
>it took you a while until you noticed thenotebook's title
>you just pat her head tenderly until something starts trickling onto your skin
>she looks up at you with tears streaming down her pale cheeks
>you didn't know liches could do that
"I don't want you to leave me behind when your memories fade," her voice breaks as she collapses into a sobbing mess, "What good is an eternal life if it means I can't share it with you?"
>this was going to be a long morning
>>15177650
>>15177666
>>15177668
thanks mate, I had a lot of fun writing something after a pretty long hiatus
>>15177443
Does anyone have some good ones to listen to while you're falling asleep?
>>15177708
Wish I had fun writing so I wouldn't have to play Batman on this beautiful summer day.
How do you feel about monster girls who only want prime mating material? Girls that you have to defeat like Lizardmen and Salamanders, or girls who want a specific kind of man like Echidnas, Lilims and Raijus
Would you put in the efforts to meet the requirements to marry such a girl?I'm sure that even if you are a complete weakling, but you love the girl from the bottom of your heart, she'll accept you anyway
>>15177707
Please write more sad Lich!
>>15177635
>free drinks
Wow, you are alive? Spoopy
>>15177715
I don't mind since I have my own preferences and it'd be unfair to not allow them the same.
I found a new manga about a succubus(?).
>>15177737
Google gives me
>My Girlfriend was a Virgin too Seriously Hit by the Rain Gun
I don't think that's right.
>>15177737
I found a new manga about a mad hatter(?).
>>15177767
Actual name is Boku no Kanojo ga Majime Sugiru Shojo Bitch na Ken.
Translated to: My Girlfriend is a faithful virgin bitch.
>>15177767
It's Boku noPico________________________
>>15177770
I love this series.
>>15177776
Next chapter when
>>15177737
>literal translation of bicchi
>>15177780
I didn't translate it, anon. I do agree that engrish bicchi should be translated as slut instead of bitch, since that's what it means.
>>15177788
Slang is what it is.
Can't help it that the Nips like to use Engrish as slang with often very different meanings to their native language's use.
They can't all be as creative as Kubo or Oda.
>>15177737
Girl's cute. Might read.I wonder what she considers the 48 Basic Positions"?
>>15177707
Couldn't a "Undead Grey Lamentation Mushroom" make you into a undead incubus?
Because I’m fairly certain that a lich could “fix” the whole aging thing.
>>15177715
Well that’s fair. I have preferences, she has preferences.
>Would you put in the efforts to meet the requirements to marry such a girl?
I would be willing to put in quite a lot of work to marry one. I would be willing to train or whatever everyday until I’m good enough.
>>15177800
As long as prone bone is included I don't care about the rest
>>15177805It probably could butI felt like playing the tragic angle when it comes to a human and an undead MG
>>15177808
Sorta reminds me of the “elderly home for MG widows” green text. Shame I don’t have a screen cap.
>>15177807
I had to Google what that was. Now I know what that position is called.And it is fantastic.
>>15177707
>>15177718
>you wrap your arms around her back, a cold ear buried into your neck as she bawls, hoping that you could say something she wanted to hear based on those romance books she'd read aloud believing you were in deep sleep
>You tell her to listen to a heart that forever belongs to her, beyond death or kingdom come, for even when its beat goes still it will harbor your love for her
>You tell her (along with a stroke of her back) that she is your phylactery, the holder of your heart and soul, and so long as she remained would be forever more
>And before she can act, you give her warmed forehead a kiss
>For her to remember it
>She just melts into your arms slowly, tears dried by your words as she lays calm
>If liches have something like sleep, she was doing so soundly
Guys, help. I might have said a little too much to a furry woodland creature and now she's telling me that I need to cum three times for it to be official so she can show her sisters.
>>15177850
Are her sisters okay with watching you do this live, this is an important question.
>>15177805
She's being a chuuni about it after reading deathnote, but she's cute enough that her husband doesn't mind.
>>15177850
This doesn't look heterosexual, anon.
>>15177855
It is, at least according to the tags.
I guess he's just a long haired fellow in Korean peasant clothing.
>>15177850
>have to think twice before referring to any animal as "the cutest little thing" in order to prevent misunderstandings
Goddamn shapeshifters.
Just saw the new SlapStickStrike book
So is it just the first 3 MGE doujins he did, or does it include the new wock one? Any translatorfag in here to shed some light?
>>15177852
I'm going to guess yes.
>>15177877
Excellent.Now give her the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>15177275
Personally, I'd go to the Amazon to find one of those Anaconda lamias.
I heard that their tight hugs can give a yeti a run for her money.
>>15177877
>White Fox with several tails
>Black twintail looks more like a cat
I'm reminded of BadHand's work.
I wonder if the white one is a Goddess at Street Fighter?
>tfw Pizza The Hutt as a Monster Girl will never exist
>tfw Jinko swiggty swootining will never exist
Is sad day.
>>15177912
>Pizza The Hutt as a Monster Girl
Wouldn't that just be a large slime?
>>15177925
How did he die again?
>>15177935
The same way any being that is made of delicious food dies.
fuck birds
>>15178008
...Yes?
The hell are these snakes thinking about?
>>15178054
Top to bottom:
>PBR
>Unearned privilege
>Male tears
>How to NTR
>Stephen Universe
>>15178082
>PBR
Peanut Butter Rape?
>>15178082
Which one gets cut first?
>>15178103
How to NTR.
>>15174301
Alice is we avoid the whole amnesia thing.
>>15178103
Please don't cut off a Medusa's snakes, anon. You're as bad as a Mindflayer! Would you really want her to end up as a drooling, empty-eyed egg machine?
>>15177023
What happens if you write a different person's name on a demon contract?
>>15178127
Sure.
>>15178131
Then the contract is invalid.
>>15178127
Well, now I got a boner. Why must you do this to me anon?
>>15178136
Then I can just keep shitposting with other people's names and invalidating contracts until she gets fed up and leaves?
>>15178082
>stephen universe
Now I'm imagining a cartoon where Stephen King as to learn to use the power of love/friendship to combat his novels' antagonists come to life!
>>15178170
So basically the last two Dark Tower books?
>>15178143
>cumdump Medusa sits in the corner, drooling
>every now and then the grotesque stumps that used to be her snakes twitch a little
>her eyes are glazed over and betray no intelligence inside
>a faceless fat man steps up to her and pokes at her lips with his cock
>she reflexively lets it in and tries to suck it
>it's too clumsy to get him off
>he proceeds to irrumate her while holding her by the stumps
>he shudders as he shoots a load into her throat
>only her throat moves as she automatically swallows it
>he pulls her forward and throws her on her stomach on the dirty mattress
>he mounts her flat, atrophied butt and slips it in prone
>her cold reptile flesh feels like an onahole
>after a few minutes he grunts as he shoots it inside her
>he gets up and walks away as a tiny drop of cum dribbles out of her and hangs from her clitoris like a stalagtite
>she doesn't move a muscle while the man's sperm try to find her egg
>nobody knows or cares if this particular man will be the next to impregnate her
>the eggs get sold to a shady adoption agency anyway
>she lies in that position until the next customer arrives
>>15178168
its all fun and games until you accidentaly sign you name in another language
>>15176781
>You'll never be that one teacher who not even delinquents fuck with despite looking like the most chill dude in the school
Still no Yuki-Onna in spats?
>>15174458
SPOOKY
>>15178179
Fucking disgusting
>faceless fat man
Kill yourself
>>15178179
yet another victim of the faceless
>>15178185
I'll just write John Doe over and over. She'll give up eventually.
>>15178179
Let the faceless shit out of here
>>15178179
Broken medusas just need love and healing.
>>15178228
I bet she wont give and try to have you sign it without you know it was her contract
>>15178230
You can't heal her anymore, her brain is gone. She needed protecting when some figurative monster lobotomized her for being an edgy teenager. She might have grown up to be a good girl who was ashamed of her youthful self, but now she'll never think again.
>>15178240
I refuse your edgy shit and shatter your illusions.
>>15178240
The power of loveand mamono manawill prevail! I can heal her, I will prove it.
>>15177855
Still cute either way.
>>15178237
But that's cheating!
Fine. I'll read every EULA before signing from now on. I will not be fooled!
>>15178179
>take her home with me
>put her to bed in my room and sleep on the couch
>leave a bowl of eggs on the dinner table when i head out to work
>"you have to eat all the eggs"
Lazy NEET snakes.
Leaving their shed skin all over the place and all the snacks they eat go to their fat tails
>>15178269
Bitches turned snitches get stitches?
>>15178243
>IllusionPretty sure he's alluding to Rosemary Kennedy mate
>>15178275
Soft and cuddly NEET snakes!
Just don't cuddle them too long, they kinda smell.
>>15178348
That's why you should give them a bath. They are too lazy to do it themselves
>can't play anything because suddenly the CPU usage jumps to 100% regardless of which game I try
Gee, thanks a lot Succuvirus.
>>15178457
CPU usage being at 100% isn't necessarily bad. It just means it's being uasd to its full potential. Unused processing capacity is wasted capacity.
You only have to worry if your CPU's temp is at 90C or higher constantly. Get Speccy and check its temp when running a game.
>>15178491
It jumps to 100% and games I've been able to play smoothly for years just turn into slowmotion lag garbage that can't be played at all. It ain't right, dammit.
>Speccy
What?
>>15178492
Succuvirus destroyed my HD and sent all the pictures of my waifu to hell.
>>15178492
>For years
I assume you have been cleaning your machine from time to time so its parts won't overheat due to being clogged with dust, right?
>What?
Don't just "what" me, man. Google it.
>>15178516
>cleaning your machine
Got three cats and a dog, of course I do. This is something that happened practically overnight.
>>15178527
In that case, perhaps it's time to repair or replace some parts. They do deteriorate over time. If your games have been working fine and suddenly got laggy, considering you pribably already tried reinstalling them, checked your drivers and ran a defrag, I'm inclined to believe it's your hardware.
>>15178547
>repair or replace
Can't afford it. Need to whore myself out I guess.
>>15178551
Just a question though, you didn't downgrade to windows 10, right?
Question: Do people here believe that, upon marrying a monster girl, you gain some physical attributes of her species? For example, husbands of reptiles get scales in some places, husbands of tanukis get tails, etc.
>>15178560
I did but that had no impact on anything back then.
>>15178561
No
Who even said that?
Though shoggoths turn their husbands into slimes
>>15178561
No. That's dumb.
>>15178561
You trying to bait?
>>15178565
I see. Just a heads up, it's recently been discovered that w10 is a fucking garbled mess of coding which nobody figured out how the hell it works. It's a miracle the dam thing even works in the first place. I also heard it breaks programs at random because of its fucked structure, including vidya.
>>15178588
Just fucking kill me already.
Yo why da thread dead?
>>15178588
I built my gaming pc just recently and got windows 10. I haven't had any issues with any of my games so far, old or new.
>>15178674
Win10-tan is a capricious mistress.
>>15178647
Because undead girls are the best.
>>15178674
>>15178679
I know W10 had a lot of notable performance increases but it does indeed seemed to be plagued by mysterious bugs and unknowable problems constantly.
I'm still not sure what the general consensus is on it because everytime it gets brought up, discussion is drowned out by nerds shouting about how shit it is.
>>15178709
I want her to use a queen's stool on me!
>>15178673
What's with the look?
Dang foxes always plotting something.
>>15178712
I haven't run into any issues yet. Though I don't really use it for anything beyond gaming. Maybe I've just been lucky.
>>15178709
I wanna slap those titties.
>>15177912
I really want to see a happy jinko like that, like with a 3 mouth
Bullying flat vampires!
>>15178713
I want to use her as a queen's stool!
>>15178923
I don't, I mean, what? How is that even? Did a Wurm just have a heat stroke?
>>15178188
>get sent to take care of more delinquents
>shark girls this time
>you start to wonder if this is punishment for getting caught playing Ultra Lilim Sisters at your desk by the principal the other day
>find them lounging around by the school pool
>alright, let's try to solve this peacefully
>as soon as they see you walk up, they all tense up
>"N-no way. Is that sensei? The same one who destroyed the Stray Cats and turned them into his personal sluts?"
>the hell kind of rumor is that? you would never do something like that to a student
>but it is odd that they all became model students after that encounter
>one gets to her feet, shaking, saying "I'm not afraid of you, p-punk."
>her face goes pale as you get closer and raise the class roster in your hand
>"off to class, you guys" you say as you tap her nose with it
>"gyaaaa, my nose!" she yells, collapsing to the ground
> the others pick her up and run off, shouting "we won't forget this, you beast!"
>some of these students can be real drama queens sometimes...
>>15177635
> FREE_DRINKS
Son of a bitch, welcome back from the abyss.
More Newport City Blues when? That yandere Wight Onee-san was hot.
>>15178269
>thick foxgirl delinquent
My dick.
>>15178265
Underrated post
>>15178179
I can't argue with results
>>15178969
Sharks go full dere if you bop them on the nose right? Or is that just shark propaganda?
>>15179019
> punch the meanest bitch in the sea
> "You'd better love me now, sharktits"
Anon was kill
>>15179019
I highly doubt it
>>15179019
They hate being bopped on the nose. If you want a shark to go full dere, flip her on her back.
I want a curvy, deredere nurse shark girl!
>>15179027
>>15179039
>>15179043
Oh. Oh shit.
>>15179027
>>15179043
I'm gonna bop a thugdere sharkgirl on the nose and call her a wimp who couldn't rape me even if she tried her best!
Anon, please pay attention! If we find this treasure, we can live like royalty for the rest of our lives! Just this one last job, Anon!
>>15179107
Won't it be dangerous?
>>15179107
I clearly wasn't paying attention because I was looking down your shirt.Would you like to resolve this situation?
>>15179107
Just think of it!
All the pudgy meidos I could ever love!
Lets do this!
>>15179107
But what if the treasure turns out to be the adventure, or friendship, or something gay like that?
>>15178709
>a flirty wight "accidentally" lets her dress sway just enough to show you glimpses of her wearing nothing under it
>>15179157
you mean One Piece?
>>15179169
An actually oddity would be:
>a flirty wight "accidentally" lets her dress sway just enough to show you a glimpse of her granny panties
I want to watch my Kobold daughteru nap peacefully in her cage!
>>15179288
>in her cage
That sounds uncomfortable.
>>15179288
A dog. In a cage. On Aphrodiotics.
>>15179297
I imagine she has a little bed or something in there.
>>15179288
Would you make her sleep in her cage while wearing leather clothing?
A Kobold trying to sleep while wearing leather underwear sounds kinda good.
Does anybody want to read a story that's based on medieval korea?
>>15179297
She has a nice comfy bed made of thick weresheep wool that covers the whole bottom of her cage anon, I'm almost jealous of how comfy it is in there.
>>15179314
Maybe sometimes. Like if she's been a bad girl and I give her a special cocktail before locking her up and fucking her mother right there in front of her.
>>15179328
Leather, yes. Or latex. She's got a nice pink latex catsuit that she just loves to sleep in! Leather is saved for special occasions since it's more fragile and expensive.
>>15179355
>medieval
So, industrial Korea?
>>15179355
I know nothing about medieval Korea, but I'll assume this would involve Kumihos?
>>15179363
I missed you buddy, you've been gone for awhile.
>>15179387
I missed me too anon, there's been a lot keeping me busy lately.
>>15179368
>>15179365
Kumihos wouldn't necessarily be involved
>>15179402
What a shame. They should be.
>>15179402
I'm still interested nonetheless.
>>15179314
Fitter. Hornier. More fertile.
>>15179407
I was thinking about some young courtsman who was exiled due to shady court politics
(basically this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_literati_purges) and meeting a girl along his exiled journey
>>15179410
Thank you
>>15177332
Druellification when?
I want to read about a Kumiho who inspires naught but fear in the man chosen as her "prey", but in reality she's just a nice, affectionate woman who gets squeamish at the sight of blood and is the victim of misunderstandings.
What if a yeti's scarf is the source of her eternal warmth and she feels the full effects of cold without it?
>>15179574
Reminds me of the Merrows hat. Although since Yeti's don't have religious thing going on I wonder how they'd get new ones. Would they take an otherwise ordinary scarf and be able to enchant it?
What is better:
Having a weak monster girl wife to care for and protect
Or having a strong monster girl wife who takes care of and protects you?
>>15179730
Having a strong wife to care and protect.
>>15179730
The later
>>15179730
>Or having a strong monster girl wife who takes care of and protects you?
This
>>15179730
The first, obviously.
>>15179607
Their mamonomana would stay in the scarf for sometime after a yeti loses it, anyone who finds a lost one would be the warmest person in the world for a few days until the effects wear off and it's an ordinary, decently warm wool scarf
>>15179730
The former. My name literally means "Guardian", might as well act like it. Besides, I'm always down to break whoever threatens a loved one and have a good excuse for it.It's the only way I know how to express appreciation anyway
>>15179733
Do you want her to be ashamed?
How is she supposed to react when you protect her despise your being much weaker than her?
And don't even tell me that you're going to bring her breakfast in bed, she's a strong, prideful monster, she can get food herself!
What monster girl is most likely to beat their husband?
>>15179784
Amazons who live in trailer parks and are always wearing white husband beaters.
>>15179784
A shitty one
>>15179784
The shitty ones like Ogre.
>>15179792
>Amazons
No.
>>15179782
>Do you want her to be ashamed?
There is no shame in letting a husband do what every husband must do.
>How is she supposed to react when you protect her despise your being much weaker than her?
She would probably be very worried until I get stronger, then she won't have to worry one bit.
>And don't even tell me that you're going to bring her breakfast in bed, she's a strong, prideful monster, she can get food herself!
If she's really that bothered by it, I'll just serve her breakfast in bed on her birthdays.
>>15179730Having a monster girl wife equally as strong as me for us both to protect and care for our eventual huge family
>>15179835
>what every husband must do
That's the job of the monstergirl.
>>15179829
Amazons?
http://i.imgur.com/V5Hp8aL.jpg
>>15179851
Maybe to you anon, but I think differently.
What are you nerds doing?
>>15179884
Looking for new pics of my waifu
>>15179884
Hey, hey, anon.Go fuck yourself.
>>15179884
drawing
>>15179884
Nonneya goddamn business
>>15179730
real men work together with their wives to be strong
I will not be need my wifes protection, just as she will not need mine
>>15179857
That new suit looks pretty cool.
>>15179884
playing smite and failing while whaiting for the overwatch beta to finish its eternal installing
>>15179884
just about ready to be burned out on drawing.
>>15179884
I started to play FTB again.
It's fun.
>>15179902
It really is.http://i.4cdn.org/m/1461899049820.webm
>>15179884
Fapping to alps.
>>15179884
Playing Granblue in a hopeless attempt to get shortstacks.
>>15179955
Is that some shitty mobile game?
>>15179884
Playing the Overwatch beta as the cute Chinese yuki-onna
I want a Hatter that's bad at being Mad in public!
What do you do with an alp with tummy aches?
>>15179938
That spear is boss as fuck.
>>15179988
I dono, rub their stomach?
>>15179960
Mobile and browser game yes. It's way of passing time between shitposting and watching anime since the girls are cute.
>>15179988
Cum on her belly and let mamono mana do the rest.
>>15179998
These are the last ones I'm gonna give you anon, then you go to /m/ and actually watch the show.
http://i.4cdn.org/m/1461900313448.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/m/1461899643456.webm
>>15179980
That senpai is cute!
>>15180023
Really the only /m/ related thing I've been looking forward to lately is Garo -Divine Flame-. but I'll take you up on your offer.
http://i.imgur.com/F7BdmJq.png
>>15180073
Oh damn
>>15178492
>>15178514
>Get Succuvirus Protection
>'Paladin' strength
>Computer starts running smooth as a greased pig in a slip 'n slide
>Almost suspiciously so, the service barely has any footprint when you check
>Very rarely, though, things grind to a halt
>It doesn't interfere with your games, though, so you don't mind
>One night your general-purpose computer isn't working properly - failed power source
>Get randy, decide to use the gamestation for a quick wank session
>Start finding some good stuff, only to have the system start crawling
>Figure it'll pass in a moment
>Suddenly, the creen stutters like a toaster running seven instances of Crysis
>Internet browsers and image viewers crash
>Protection service reports a fault in the system, view details? [y][n]
>Might as well check them out, hit [y]
>Screen winks out, then pic related shows up
>Not just a pic, either, but like Pixar-grade animation or that shit from Rondo Duo
>Apparently 'Succuvirus Protection' meant 'Protection by a Succuvirus'
>And 'Paladin Strength' was a bit of modesty on her part
>And she's been watching for some time
>Watching you while you use the other machine to waste your lust on simple, uncaring, utterly meaningless drivel
>And she makes you an offer
>Either you can accept her as she is, slaking your lust for her and with her
>And she will continue to serve you faithfully
>Making certain you never have issue with either computer problems (at least ones not hardware-related)
>Making absolutely certain you never have difficulty relieving your desires
>And she knows exactly what you like~
>Every aspect of her form is malleable in the utmost degree, her current appearance only a bit of a joke at the software name
>She would act as the mistress you always wanted, the lover you always needed, the one person who would love you at all possible levels
>Or you can refuse
>In which case she will simply leave
>Her nature does not permit love without lust, the two are directly connected
>If she were to remain, it would hurt her, and indirectly hurt you
>So she would leave, and leave your system unmolestedexcept by you, you perv
>But you would have to find a new protection system, and remain alone with only images for comfort
>>15180088
I want one.
>>15180073
Hm, Its gettin hot in here.
>>15180073
Who's that fag
>>15180114
the male is someone elses OC or something
>>15180088
I would accept in a heartbeat.
>>15179884
Playing One Way Heroics and bitchslapping the demon lord as a naked hero. No really, getting naked makes the hero class stronger.
>>15179884
Drawing, then eating. Perspective for Battle Beetles is hard, there's like no fanart of them so having little reference sucks. I have to use real people and real bugs like an actual artist.
>>15179402
Then why even bother.
>>15179730
Either is good. Although I think I might prefer a strong or weak monstergirl wife that protect and who cares for me
>>15179770
Hey there Will! How's it going?
>>15180073
All this Kejourou art we've been getting is great.
>>15180120
At least is a human
>>15179884
Trying to decide whether I prefer a smug fox, yandere fox, or deredere fox.
>>15180161
Not much, just chilling out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.
>>15180162
Hopefully I'll be able to draw something nice by the time her pseudo birthday rolls around (August 15th)
>>15180166
Smug yandere
>>15180174
>Smug yandere
I need this.
>>15180174
I was thinking something like that.
>>15180088
Look, can't you just protect my system?
>>15180174
>Yandere fox grinning from ear to ear while she brandishes an axe
>"If you don't do what I say the people you hold dear might have a little accident~"
>It only takes you telling her that she's the only person in your life you hold dear for that smug grin to slowly give way as the axe drops to the floor
>She covers her face to hide her reaction but the wagging tail gives it away
>>15180238
>Yandere
>Hurting others and blackmailing her lover
>>15180246
Yes, that sound pretty yandere to me.
>>15180166
The lack of yanfox stories leaves my boner weighed and wanting.
>>15180251
You mean yangire.
>>15180194
What's in it for her?
>>15180254I didn’t even know yangire was a thing. After looking it up,yeah I guess you are right.
>>15180259
I have to pay for the program, what do you mean "what's it in for her"?
>>15180273
She's a program. What use doe she have for money?
>"Ah! Human spotted!"
>>15180281
Well, I can always get Paladinbytes Anti-Monware anyway.
>>15180283
Ah! A talking fox!
>>15180283
CONTACT
TWO O'CLOCK
>>15180283
Ah! thighs spotted!
I mean fox! Fox spotted!
A talking fox!
>>15180283
No, you're mistaken! I am no Hugh Man. I'm...in disguise.
>>15180283
Gonnahugthat fox.
Gonna make herhappy
>>15180283
THAT FOX CAN TALK!
QUICK! GET THE CAMERA!
>>15180285
But it comes with a mandatory anti-porn filter, no one wants that
>>15180285
Enjoy your botnet that'll report everything you do.
>>15180300
>>15180303
They I'll just keep my fucking human-made antivirus.
>>15180283
AMBUSH
Mayaderehuman girl
>>15180389
>human>HUUUUUUUUUMAAN
That's some Nth level heresy, Anon
>>15180389
Are for monsterizing.
>>15180296
But did you receive your tactical hug training and equipment?
>>15180367
Shit talk Warhammer Fantasy all you want but that shit gave me my massive armor and uniform boner.
>>15180403
>Mayadere human gets monsterized
>Instead if the default Succubus she becomes an Arch-Demon
>She still wants to conquer the world, but now she will do it through corruption and sex
>>15180412
Landsknecht "uniform" is sex.
>>15180416
Would join her cult/10
>>15180409
Don't need it.
>>15180418
https://youtu.be/5enBMSH5ghc?t=182
When you know you're about to be husbando'd but won't go down without a fight.
>>15180395
There's nothing wrong with human girls.
>>15180435
>When you know you're about to be husbando'd but won't go down without a fight.
;_;7
>>15180437
There's lots of things wrong with them.
>>15180451
Not with the 2D ones.
>>15180451
Let me rephrase that.
There's nothing wrong with 2D human girls.
>>15180437
Sure but they don't belong in this thread.
>>15180451
Human girls are the best. I want to marry one!
>>15180437
Human girls are only good for making more human boys.
>>15180451
You mom is a human girl, have some goddamn respect.
>>15180479
I never said all human girls are bad.
>>15180473
Human girls are great for cuddlefucking, too.
>>15180502
Together with your demon gf. Cuddlefuck threesome!
>>15180416
Would waifu. Best girl.
>>15180516
No. I'm not going to NTR my waifu. I'm going to love and cherish her and fill her with my seed every day untilthe corruption spreads to her and the becomes a succubus.
>>15180447
>>15180447
Stuff like that is one of the few things I wish this thread had more of in terms of stories. Men who get assaulted by monsters who instead of turning into ahegao'ing messes as soon as they get the V fight her for dominance until the bitter end.
I got the writing itch. I'm gonna write the shit out of my story tonight.
>>15180534
You say that NOW, but we know you won't. And you won't even prove me wrong, will you?
>>15180531
>turning into ahegao'ing messes
I wish a mg would turn me into that desu.
>>15180542
You're right, I don't feel like going through all the effort.
>>15180534
Fuck now I wanna write toobut I keep getting the feeling that it's a waste of time
>>15180549
>>15180548
Don't give up!
>>15180516
I want to marry two human girls!
>>15180559
Now THATS a dream you should give up on
>>15180566
Why?
>>15180566
This.
Summon a demon instead. It's safe, trust me.
>>15180367
>Think you're safe but then you get hugged from behind
>It keeps happening
>Suddenly drowning in YetiAlso dat motherfucking Dawn of War 3 announcement videoWould you waifu an Eldar?
>>15180589
>Spoiler
It's just like waifuing a elf. Rape.
>>15180595
Nice meme.
>>15180549
Don't worry anon, everything you do is a waste of time.
>>15180597I am the one getting rapedMy endgame is this >>15180547
Quick, think of the main girl of the last two anime/games/manga you watched/played/read.The two of them are now a Liliraune and madly in love with you. Good or bad?
>>15180549
Just wright anon. It’s what I do, yes it turns out like shit, but at least you did it, so now you can get better.
And besides“you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did”
>>15180608Nice meme
im going to get a science wurm
>>15180623
Madman.
>>15180611
>Fiora from Xenoblade
>Serena from Pokemon X/YLET'S NOT LOSE OUR 'EADS THO
>>15180611
>LoL
>SorakaI guess since that the one I played?
>Diablo 3
>demon hunter
I guess it’s not all bad.
>>15180623
What does a science wurmscience?
>>15180611
>Lyria from Granblue
>Firekeeper from DS3
I'm ok with that
>>15180637
Raka is a top tier waifu, anon.
It's a shame you didn't get femsader to go with her though.
I wanna tell a monstergirl thatthere are far more important concerns to worry about than sex.
Remember that your waifu is always cheering you on from the other side.
>>15180632
>Not maining Melia
I admit, mecha musume are great, and the costume that makes her look like a gundam is fantastic, but dorky headwings and best damage output can't be beat.
>>15180655
Well yes, it's called love. Sex is just a part of it.It's also my fetish
>>15180655
She'd either rape you until you agree with her, or give you a chance but fail to understand your point of view
>>15180661
>Waifu cheering you on from the other side
>One day the portal opens
>She immediately comes to you
>Monster girls are causing chaos everywhere, raping men, corrupting women
>Meanwhile you got yourself a nice and supportive waifu
>>15179884
Waiting to be summoned as a Darkmoon on PS4.
>>15180817
Then she gets shot or taken away by the government or lynched by a mob for being the enemy.
>>15180817
>rape you until you agree with her
On what? That she can't formulate a proper counter-argument? We should always prioritize the advancement of our society and technology above mere recreational activities like reproduction!
>>15180839
Holy fuck Anon no.
>>15180839
People should know better than to mess with someone's waifu, they can fight like cornered beasts for that kind of stuff.
>>15180839
Stop it anon.
>>15180817
>>Waifu cheering you on from the other side
>>One day the portal opens
>>She immediately comes to you
>>Monster girls are causing chaos everywhere, raping men, corrupting women
>>Meanwhile you got yourself a nice and supportive waifu
No thanks, she can go back to where she came.
>>15180850
>>15180875
You think they would know any better and leave you alone? They would either kill her or drag her off to be imprisoned and/or experimented on, and you would probably be lucky to not be killed with her and sent to prison for being a traitor.
>>15180839
Shoo shoo
>>15180847
There's no argument to be had, you're just a madman who needs a good rape to come back to his senses
At this point she might even keep you in her rape cave to make sure you don't spread your insanity to the good men out there
>With the release of the new Jungle Book movie Kaa fever is sweeping the lamia community in MGC. In one particular bedroom we find this couple, a man wrapped in his lover's embrace as the lamia slowly, sinuously draws her upper body near him. Her eyes are magically pulsing, as mesmerizing in appearance as her voice is in sound.
>"Now let go of your fear, and trusssst, in me..."
>The man shakes his head and turns away to clear his mind. "You do realize Kaa wanted to eat him right?"
>The lamia frowned, "but she still wanted him to be happy and comfortable while she did it! And Kaa was good in the books!"
>"All right all right, how about we start over?"
>"No, you ruined the mood!" she hissed at him. "You can just lay there for an hour or two while I tease your body with my coils. Maybe if you beg for it enough I'll relieve you."
<><><>
>Meanwhile, in another part of town a lamia is making a pitch for a porno version of "The Jungle Book" aimed at lamias.
>Lamia: "It'll be a big hit! An ancient and seductive echidna romances the shota jungle boy and together they fight off an evil jinko and every other bitch who tries to steal him from her!"
>Echidna: "It's genius! Genius! And I love the title!"
>She holds up the page, "Thrust in Me" displayed in bold letters.
>>15180882
Anon, you are not stoping. It's time to stop.
>>15180876
>Not building a wall
>Not carefully screening the monsters and making the illegals go back while the good ones stay
>>15180876
For trying to love you?
>Want to try and draw Soldier beetle flying
>Notice that her leg spikes get in the way of her shell and wings
>Where's her thorax, is her torso in place of the thorax?
Pretty much all dedicated flying insects have thin legs positioned below the carapace to stay away from the delicate wings. Even the stag beetle, rhinoceros beetle and shield beetle that the monster is based on share the same traits of thin legs propping up the body from below. Meanwhile her legs are more like a crab or a spider where having big, strong legs are more the priority.
I guess to cure my autism I guess just don't have the leg spikes in there when flight?
>>15180839
edgy
>>15180907
Madman?! I feel insulted. She is the only one who's mad here! I will not be silenced!
>>15180914
My DeviantArt sense is tingling.
>>15180914
Are Kakuens all imitating Christopher Walken?
>>15180914
Something ain't right
My FamiconFiction.net senses are tingling
But at the same time, my Devieantart senses are tingling!
>>15180914
>evil jinko
IMPOSSIBLE! jinkos are not evil!
>>15180914
Fuck that noise
>>15180922
I'm gonna build a wall and Lescatie will pay for it!
>>15180923
For coming into our world and attacking our people.
>>15180930
stop making me want to breed elves. night elves are for rape not loving
>Find out monster girl waifu is infertile
>Only way to fix it is to fight a 10 headed Dragon with control over the 5 Elements, Light, Darkness, Gravity, Time, Space and get the spring water it's guarding.
>Or to Adopt and chance Waifu's heart breaking when the kid says 'You're Not my Real Mom!'
Which do you choose?
>>15180955
But I don't have a wife.
>>15180955
Both. What else?
>>15180944
I did that once, but channeled from Jumanji instead.
Not evil; rather a skilled hunter with a taste for the sins of the flesh.
>>15180955
spam crystal soul spear from behind a greatshield
>>15180920
Look on the bright side. They might treat her humanely. She could even live. Unless she's deemed a danger. Heck, if she's powerful enough, they might not be able to beat her.So they'll just target you.
>>15180948
But she's a good one.
>>15180987
>But she's a good one.
People who say this are usually the worst ones of the bunch, she has to go back.
>>15180982
With or without a katana?
>>15181007
With a straight sword.
>>15181004
But what if they replace the real crappy humans?
>>15180927
Whatever works for you, applying animal anatomy might help but as long as it doesn't look absurd no one will complain about "realism"
>>15180931
Not even one of those weird and lonely Lich who spend their entire free time researching and experimenting will agree with you
Sex comes first, and then comes the rest, it's the basic of life, anyone who denies this needs to be thoroughly taught
>>15180927
I'd presume they just leap in the air, folding their legs underneath their body, tucking them away, etc. while opening their carapace and unfolding their membranous wings at the same time.
>>15181018
>Not a Dark Sword
>>15181019
Nah.
>>15181036
>using Broadsword 2.0: trash R2 edition
>>15180987
>if she's powerful enough, they might not be able to beat her.
Considering that she is a Lich. if she can use magic in our world, She’d win.
>So they'll just target you.
Good luck, I’m behind 7000 skeletons.
>>15180955
Now how fertile will my wife be if she drinks the Spring water?
>>15180661
She'd better be.
I've been going through a rough patch recently. Between work and studies, I haven't had time to even so much as play a single minute of videogames. My 3DS is gathering dust, for crying out loud.
And it's going to be the same way for at least two more months. I'm stressed, losing sleep, and my body's condition is deteriorating.
Right now she's the avatar of all my will to succeed and hope that things will get better. And thinking of her helps me get to sleep better.
[spoilerI should make a second one of these with different pictures to keep me going.[/spoiler]
>>15181036
Flamburg is where it's at
>>15181022
Okay, I got it.
>>15181030
I guess that makes sense, kind of like how locusts let their legs drag alongside their body like plane banners when in flight.
>>15180955
>>Only way to fix it is to fight a 10 headed Dragon with control over the 5 Elements, Light, Darkness, Gravity, Time, Space and get the spring water it's guarding.
Joke's on her I have mamono mana on my side
>>15181050
Oh come on. Are you saying you wouldn't want monstergirls over some humans?
>>15181022
>Sex comes first, and then comes the rest
See, that's what I'm talking about! They don't even give you a chance to explain your argument, nor do they even stop for a moment to think about it! We could've been roaming through the vastness of space by now if it weren't for the constant kidnapping of aeronautics engineers and researchers! We could've been walking around in superior cybernetic bodies capable of lifting cars! We could've been building majestic space habitats to live in!
Their fixation for dickings is slowing us down, I tell you! I have solid evidence on this, what's more, I'll tell everyone! The people must know!
>>15181060
Oh poo, I fucked the spoiler.
>>15181078
I want monster girls that know how to behave properly, not rape machines and corruptors.
>>15180661
She's always cheering me on.
>>15177770
I WANT TO BE A CLUMSY LICH'S ASSISTANT
>>15181099
Well if you're going to be a bigot they'll never learn.
>>15181099
So find one of them.
Not all MGs act like "rape machines" you know.
>>15181056
3 babies at least.
>>15181082
And then Anon was sent to an asylum where Succubi nurses constantly pump him full of various aphrodisiac drugs and rape him
>>15181053
Can she really protect you all the time until peace is declared?
>>15181108
If they refuse to learn because of their hurt feelings then they don't deserve to be here.
>>15181116
Sure they aren't anon, sure they aren't. Sorry but if they refuse to behave than they have to stay on the other side of the wall.
>>15181134
The point is that some already behave.
>>15181149
Do they? Do they really?
I doubt so, it's most likely just a ruse to let out guards down.
>>15181123
Fuck, I need this as a story.
>>15181125
Most likely. She might have to do a dungun thing. But instead of being kidnapped she is protecting me.
Also she’s a lich, even if I die she could probably revive me.
>>15181156
Yes, they do.
>>15181159
Write it yourself, faggot.
>>15181123
>tfw no yandere nurse monstergirl to take you home
>>15181167
No, they don't. It's all a lie!
>>15181156
Do these look like the faces of liars?
Just be careful about shearing the weresheep and don't let the holstaur go too long without sex.
>>15181172
It's easier to not write because I can't do anything but disappoint people when I do actually write.
>>15181182
>Do these look like the faces of liars?
Yes.
>>15181159
There's a story that's kinda like that, sans the succubi.
>>15181182
Cows are cute!
It's my birthday anons. Why isn't my waifu here visiting me, it's all I asked for. When will they finally be real anons when?
>>15181210
Who's your waifu?She's trying to reach. She's probably got some candles lit for you.
>>15181210
When AR is a thing Anon.Welcome to the boat.
>>15181227
A muscled russian hellhound, that speaks broken english. I wish for her to present herself with nothing more than a red ribbon around her throat and ask for me to do anything to her. This is my birthday wish.
>>15180955
I'll fight the Dragon, even though I'll almost certainly fail.
>>15181210
>When will they finally be real
Literally never.
>>15181234
Is he going to be friends with guts?
>>15181278
You're hurting my feelers anon.
>>15181239
She sounds great. And a hellhound living in Russia? That's about as big, tall and cosy as you can get.
>I wish for her to present herself with nothing more than a red ribbon around her throat and ask for me to do anything to her. This is my birthday wish.
Top tier wish. Imagine all seven of eight feet of her standing in front of you in a dark room, only lit by the orange glow of some candles, her eyes, and her own body's natural incandescence, warm and soft.
She'd maybe have her hands held behind her back, blushing as she presents herself to you, all nude save for a red ribbon, showing off her feminine body, all curves and powerful, sensual muscle.
>>15171022
Thank fuck I wasn't the only one who thought this!
>>15181239
Llluu?
>>15181210
Monster girls are just like santa , Anon.
She will come to you while you sleep, an give you a kiss in the forehead.I didn't even get a call on my birthday
>>15181269
Just hire some shmuck to come with you and use them as "bait" while you sneak past and grab some water.I am assuming this is an MG dragon, after all.
>>15181323
You found me. Yeah I fell in love with the idea of my own character. The new chapter is focusing a lot on her.
>>15181332
Is Santa a Monster Girl?
>>15181316
You're illustrating things exactly as I see them in my head anon. Tell me, what's your wish?
>>15181296
No,Guts got off the boat.
>>15181342
I don't know, there are no fireplaces nor snow where I live.
>>15181340
Excellent, muscular Hellhounds don't receive much attention.
>>15181199
But where, though?
>>15181342
Don't know, someone find me an elf and a years supply of cake
>>15181394
What are you planning anon?
>>15181199
Do you have it? I can't be assed to write anything anymore since all the ideas are a load of tripe
>>15181342
She's a Satyros who got too tipsy during a Christmas party and breaks into people's home to molest good boys and violate the bad ones
>>15181357
I agree wholeheartedly
>>15181400
Don't worry about it, you'll find out next year.
>>15181348
My wish? Pretty much Loen's space anubis picture. Either being with her on a homely spaceship, bouncing between celestial bodies, or eloping to some luxurious space station resort. The kind of place where the swimming pools would be huge orbs of water floating around inside a giant, spherical room.
I wish I could walk into an observation room, with a window like a cinema screen overlooking the view of space, and see that anubis standing there, smiling as she looks out at the stars in her beautiful, revealing white silk lingerie.
Then she turns around, beckons with a fluffy finger, and sways her hips as she takes two steps forwards. And right then, she turns the gravity off, lifting into the air and using her momentum to sail right into my waiting arms, hair, tail and lingerie drifting in an invisible breeze.
You can probably guess what sort of lewd things we'd do at that point. But I wish I could love her like that forever.
>>15181451
Anon that's a beautiful wish. I hope one day it comes true for you.
>>15181457
>Wishes coming true
That's funny, Anon.
I just want to cumflate an oppai loli alice
>>15181469
Not if do it first!
>>15181469
i dont fucking understand wanting inflation
like, why the fuck is this wanted by anyone, let alone most of the thread
>>15181457
Yeah, me too. Hard to see it happening in this lifetime, outside of lucid dreaming, which I should probably try. But hey, whatever gives us purpose in life and keeps us going.
>>15181210
Happy birthday, Anon. I'm sorry your waifu can't be with you physically but she is there in your heart.
>>15181485
Your Anubis is out there anon. Waiting in her ship looking down at you. Do it for her.
>>15181474
No, I'll still want to do it, I'll just need to find another Alice
>>15181479
It's a sense of pride, knowing you gave her everything.
That and it can be used for humiliation play by making the Alice try and go about her day with a cum stuffed belly
>>15181195
>said everyone ever
>>15181342
Santa delivers hugs for Christmas
>>15181479
Man I miss Moth-chan.
>>15181507
Why do I always feel cold every Christmas, then?
>>15181457
Reading something like this makes me extremely sad.
>>15181507
How do you fit a hug in a stocking?
Posting best snek.
>>15181518
We're all sad here anon. Join us.
>>15181533
I got your friggin rape right here
>>15181356
>>15181394
>>15181405
>>15181507
I'm pretty sure Santa is a fat old man.
>>15181116
Name one.
Why don't the heroes just grind to level 99 and shitstomp the Demon Lord?
>>15181545
He is, but he has a face
>>15181545
Then make that elf a CC because I have some work to do
>>15181551
Yeti.
>>15181557
It'll be bad for them.
>>15181557
Too busy having sex.
>>15181569
>>15181576
Couldn't they just find a wizard that can enchant some rings to give them a "Resist Seduction" effect or something?
>>15181533
Now I cant help but think of a 3 limbed yellow kobold.
>>15181585
Even if they did, you don't want to kill the demon Lord.
>>15181591
>implying there will be any monsters left after years of level grinding
>>15181591
Why not? What's the fucking point of heroes then?
>>15181600
Then the cute monstergirls will turn back into maneating monsters.
>>15181600
You have to remember that Mama Succubutt has the equivalent of a self-destruct switch. Basically when she dies, all the monster girls will turn back into plain old monsters.
>>15181342
>Fat Elf Woman comes down fireplace.
>She goes to eat the milk and cookies laid out for her.
>She bemoans how she'll never find a man with how fat she's gotten.
Santa-chan is a sad fate
>>15181611
Nah, I'd take that.
Whole new generation of workers would come from it
>>15181611
>shota walks in while Santa-chan is moaning on the couch after stuffing herself silly with cookies
>she doesn't really care she got caught and begs for a belly rub
>boy has an uncomfortable boner which Santa-chan notices
How would you deal with your waifu if somebody killed the monster lord?
Would you be killed? Eaten? Or maybe nothing would change?
>>15181605
Not as long as there are lilims. And there are 100 of them.
>tfw your job as a paladin is basically Metroid 2, with the same ending
>>15181512
Yuki-onna have to make the snow for Christmas
>>15181627
I enjoy that
>>15181638
But it doesn't snow where I live. It never did and never will.
>>15181611
>>15181627
>fat
Fuck off with that feeder shit and at least keep it at chubby levels.
>>15181632
>Kitsune
Nothing changes.
>>15181644
Bottom guy. I just have a fetish for stuffed distended bellies, not necessarily fat chicks.Sometimes I feel I'm the only one.
>>15181644
This
>>15181627
Gonna rub my face on that belly
>>15181632
>Crow Tengu
She becomes more hostile to me and would probably just try to fly off, but she probably wouldn't kill me.
>>15181661
You'll just have to make her addicted to your cock all over again.
>>15181627
>That boy grows up to create addicting food additives and make all monster girls resemble Santa-Chan
>Santa-Chan becomes too big to deliver presents
And that's how Christmas was ruined
>>15179884
This will never be translated.Because her dialogue is fucking bullshit and destroys any translators will to continue.
>>15181673
Get this fat shit out
>>15181641
bye
Do you think monsters get self conscious that they might be quick shots?
>>15181493
>Anubis spacefarer piloting a ship through space
>Except it's more like an ark, as big as a city, filled with monstergirls suspended in stasis, dreaming endless dreams
>Their goal is all the same
>Find Husbando
>Only the anubis, the captain and navigator of the ship, responsible for every single life on it, frequently wakes up from her induced, life preserving sleep to make sure everything's working
>All the sleeping cells, all her charges, the ship's condition, and it's flight path
>As well as handling any potential disasters or catastrophes
>Not that there's been any since first setting out on the voyage
>Or any eventful happenings at all, really
>The universe is a big, cold, empty place. In reality, the chance of them ever finding us is all but literal zero
>And when the anubis wakes up and patrols the ship, the vast, lonely and uncaring nature of the universe suffocates and crushes her soul
>The tapping of her claws on metal echo through the halls of the ship, as she walks and thinks
>It's been so long for her, hope has become routine. Just a vague, hollow shell of the drive it once was, and the only thing stopping her from just getting in her statis chamber and setting it to never open again
>Sometimes she sees other girls wandering the pristine labyrinth of the ark. Robot girls, ghosts and liches. Those who require no sleep, with timeless minds that can weather the sort of isolation that will erode the human soul to nothing
>She seems them on observation decks sometimes, staring out into space
>And ten years later, after a sleep session that feels like less than a second to the anubis, she'll find that same person on the same deck, still staring at a completely different sky
>Who knows if they'll ever find us
>They've been drifting through the universe, faster than a beam of light, for over 1000 years
>It can't be that much longer now. Can it?This is what happens when I rewatch Stargate Universe.
>>15181673
Fuck off.I hope that's not you Average.
>>15181652
Feels good.I pity those who went after Kumihos though.
>>15179884
I'm playing Space Station 13 trying to inject people's food with Unstable Mutagen.
>>15181644
Related to this, if you actually mean chubby then just say it instead of using "curvy" or "healthy"
>>15181673
Not for himand not for me. Gonna snuggle that elf
>>15181693
Maybe if they're lucky the power of love will prevail.
>>15181692
I'm doing what now?
>>15181694
That doesn't seem safe
>>15181696
This except add "plump" to the shit list and take "curvy" off it. Curvy has always meant voluptuous, not fat.
>>15181685
What
>>15181707
That's the entire point. It's sort of the appeal of the game.
>>15181713
Ah.
Well, what's it do?
>>15181707
>>15181692
It's not me, I keep that stuff outta the thread.
>>15181711
That's my point. People keep using terms like curvy when they actually mean chubby or plump, which for some reason some people choose to interpret as legitimately fat. The same goes for healthy which should refer to Xebec-tier proportions and the like instead of properly chubby.
>>15181691
I'm sure they'll find us someday.
>>15181720
Good then.
>>15181691
I'm going to write a depressing story about my hellhound waifu now. Thank you for the inspiration
>>15181060
I need to make one of those of my own one of these days...
>>15181716
It can cause random mutations, but mostly does toxic damage.
>>15181728
Xebec IS chubby/healthy, about 10-15 pounds overweight.
Fat is fat. Plump is fat/landwhale.
>>15181673
You people sure are good at ruining things.
Sexualize fucking santa into fat shotashit, way to go.
>>15181451
I'm really starting to wonder if I was cloned at some point.
>The kind of place wherethe swimming pools would be huge orbs of water floating around inside a giant, spherical room.
I miss Majestic Prince.
>>15181691
Clearly what we need to do is figure out how to manipulate probabilities, like Super Spirals or Remilia.
>>15181768
Remi is for cuddlingand filling to the brim with seed
>>15181753
I consider >>15181644 to be chubby. Meanwhile I'd consider pic related to be healthy. There's a slight, but ultimately noticeable difference.
Imagine a Samurai Jack rip-off taking place in MGE, where a badass hero from the former age of the demon lord is sent to the future where he encounters monster girls for the first time and goes on a quest to slay the new demon lord.
>>15181691
Why would an Egyptian Monster be floating around in space exactly? Also what if they encounter humanoids that aren't exactly like humans but were still very similar?
>>15181768
>I'm really starting to wonder if I was cloned at some point.
We share the burden of having startlingly good taste. Like waifufags in arms, or something.
Never watched or read Majestic Prince, but maybe I should give it a go.
It's almost scary, though. I was thinking about including something Gurren Lagaan-esque where the ark is punching through realities too. So not only are they drifting through the infinite vastness of space, they also have to contend with finding a potential reality where the odds align in just such a way that they find their fated partners. In other words, even less than an infinitesimally small chance of success.
>>15181755
Really? The fact that MGE takes place in a perverted parody of a generic fantasy world where the cool badass monsters transformed into cute waifus wasn't enough to tick you off but some fat elf pretending to be santa is?
>>15181590
I only know three words, good, ball, and rape
>>15181713
>>15181745
Thanks for covering me.
>>15181716
I just wanted to be a dick. Chemist has lots of ways to be a huge asshole.
>>15181819
I got one better. He's the old paladin partner of the Demon Lord's husband, Traitor Prime. When the DL's husband betrayed him, the traitor sent him a thousand years into the future, hoping his old friend would see the happy result of his plans to unite monsters and mankind.
Instead Paladin Jack arrives in present KC Land.
>>15181852
Santa is an elf?
Also
>Male elf
>TF bullshit on male elves
>Santa existing in MGE at all
>>15180930
They sure look awfully disgusted. Am I forcing them to press their butts together so I can rub my dick between?
>>15181840
>Like waifufags in arms, or something.
Maybe we should get a flag.
>Never watched or read Majestic Prince
Yeah, give it a go sometime. It was a pretty enjoyable series.
>>15180955
But the 10 headed dragon is my waifu
>>15181871
Look at >>15181611
>>15181871
Nah man, Santa is the ultimate prize for Sabbath, every year they set up more and more complicated traps to get that jovial fat bastard.
>You will never be hunted down by a hellhound
>>15181887
No, you goddamn
I'm talking about the santa from our world.
>>15181880
>Yeah, give it a go sometime. It was a pretty enjoyable series.
Why do you have to lie to the poor man? The only thing that made it bearable back in the day was watching it with /a/.
>Let's keep going and see what happens.jpg
>>15181896
Why would she hunt me down if I already have a monster waifu?
>>15181896
That's a worryingly gigantic ass.
>>15181896
Of course I won't. Why would she need to hunt me down? My room is just down the hall.I find that face very off-putting though.
>>15181896
Good.
>>15181896
This is why everyone should carry a tiny net.
>>15181906
Not big enough I say
>>15181906
All the better to sit on your face with
>>15181906
That means more flesh to grab as you do her from behind.
>>15181910
>face
Looks like an Animaniacs villain.
I want to develop a Golem with a portable core so I can make different bodies for her to use. Then I'd have a waifu that can be any flavor I want!
>>15181896
I want tocuddlewith a Hellhound, andwrap a blanket around us to enjoy the warm campfire during a cold winter night..
>>15181833
The Anubis is just the pilot and captain. She has the mind for it, see.
And if they found not-quite humanoids? I don't know what would happen then. Depending on a huge amount of factors, almost anything, depending on your imagination.
>>15181880
A flag for anubis lovers and waifufags? Sure, but what would it look like? How do you fit all that's perfect about them into a single small flag image?
>>15181900
I'll at least give it a try. Or maybe read the manga.
>>15181928
MY face? But what if I suffocate?As much of an interesting prospect as it is, suffocating to death is scary as fuck
Do you think anyone ever asked KC if monster girls poop?
>>15181962
Why would anyone ever want to know that?
>>15181969
Trust me buddy, there are a LOT of degenerates on /jp/.
>>15181951
Just a picture of an Anubis? Perhaps on some kind of throne?
Her perfection speaks for itself.
>>15181962
>inb4 kc tries to make a scat fetish mg while trying to make seem ok and romantic
>>15181969
To know if it's safe to eat out monstergirl ass.
>>15181969
I'm pretty sure for the same reason somebody would fucking ask if the Demon Lord giving birth is a public affair.
>The manager at the gym noticed it first
>The Hellhound regular was particularly chipper today, lifting away at the weights, benching without pause, sweat slicking her skin
>The look on her face was sheer determination
>The cashier at the gas station noticed it next
>The way she swung her hips and shyly hid her face as she set the package of condoms on the counter
>The way the temperature in the room raised as she quickly grabbed them and stuffed them back into her pocket, quietly mumbling "Spasibo"
>The lamia in the the clothes aisle was the next to notice
>The way she gazed at the lingerie as if imagining every situation and bodily fluid it would be in
>The lamia looked on in wonder as she finally setlled on a simple red ribbon
>>15181982
>pic related becomes a mamano
>>15181990
>As the hellhound walked home her hands began to shake
>She quickly stuffed them into her pockets to hide it
>As she undressed in the bathroom she gripped onto the sink counter, her claws scratching over it's surface
>Her breathing was a choked gasp as she tied the ribbon around her throat, removing her bra and underwear
>The breath she took before entering the bedroom was more hyperventilating than anything else
>>15181980
Like the picture of here sitting on the Lego throne?
>>15182004
Don't Akanames just lick body sweat from her husband?
Guys quick. I need a popular Demon, Angel and/or vampire girl from a battle anime. Don't ask just help me think!
>>15182020
Anyone from Highschool DxD. They get into fights a lot.
>>15182007
>Her first time, the first person to see her body
>She quietly stepped into the room, her hands clasped behind her back, her face blushing furiously
>In the center of the bed, a framed picture
>Her favorite commissioned art of you
>Her lips lightly touched the picture frame as her tears fell onto the glass
>"Happy Birthday Anon"
>Her quiet sobs and unfulfilled moans filled the room as she curled around the picture frame
>>15181948
I wonder how big Hellhounds are. Because I would want to be the little spoon.
>>15181990
>>15182007
>tfw no horny hellhound gf who's excited about her first time
>>15182028
Oh fuck you, man.
I don't even like hellhounds but you just had to fucking do this to me.
>>15182016
Well her profile states "filth" which can be interpreted in a LOT of ways. Also Akanames in mythology were originally actual shit lickers.
>>15182020
Dante.
>>15182012
Yes. Something like that.
Gazerfag is getting more ass art
>>15182030
Personally I would say they are around 5'9 to 6 feet tall on average.
>>15181990
>>15182007
>>15182028
Don't make me feel this way.
>>15182020
Moka Akashiya from Rosario + Vampire. She's a vampire as you can tell from the name.
>>15182034
Just wanted you to enjoy the feelings I feel today anon. Share the love and all that.
>>15182020
Seras from Hellsing Ultimate.
>>15182056
>Just wanted you to enjoy the feelings I feel today anon
I've been feeling it for an entire year already, and you just went ahead and made this day worse in particular.
>>15182059
Rip Van Winkle was far better
Does anyone have the link to last thread? I'd use Warosu, but it's down. I want to see if the last thread is still on 4chan's archive.
>>15182059
This. Seras is one of the most popular vampire girls and she's a cutie.
>>15182081
Perfect. Thanks, Anon.
>>15182070
The archive goes back 2 weeks.
>>15182064
No both are equally great and wonderful vampires to waifu, so neither of our answer are wrong.
>>15182071
Exactly, plus Seras is a cutie who likes head pats and can fight pretty well.
>>15182062
Anon, the sadness, despair, and suffering is good for you. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
>>15182109Actually I'm indifferent towards the story. I experienced way too much suffering to care anymore.
>>15181896
>"NyEEEEH!"
>>15182114
That's how you can tell you're on the right track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9P0rb8_H5c
2:15
Demon Lord in a nutshell.
0-4 Write
5-9 VidyaPlease be vidya
You will surrender your "sword" immediately to the thick horse pussy.
Only then shall you know peace.
>>15182044
I saw that. Lucky bastard.
>>15181988
That was a good thread. Does anybody have that cap?
>>15182137
I'd "surrender" to every other kingdom and send proof to the horsepussy ambassador.
>>15182142
>tfw I wasn't there the moment that Q&A was posted
Also, what the fuck is Swiss_Momo doing nowadays?
>>15182109
This is why I write it anon
>>15182114
I'll get to your heart one day anon
>>15182128
You got your wish you lazy piece of shit.I'm playing vidya instead of writing too.
>>15182127
>Inferno Cop
Wow I forgot this existed
https://youtu.be/jWlVIUdjLJ4?t=2m
That NANDATTE always gets me.
>>15182127
>>15182158This feels like something I'd see on adult swim
>>15182128
Rigged.
>>15182151
Translating shit, and continuing to build his collection of rifles and women's clothing.
>>15182158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5XhkQP1rk0
>>15182158
INFERNO COPPURAA
>>15182154My fellow procrastinator
>>15182170
>Implying
Sorry no monsters today.
What're gonna do? Reroll?
Finally home from work! Time to bust out that story.It may or may not be out tonight. But goddamn, it hit me hard in the middle of my work day.
>>15182174
>continuing to build his collection of rifles and women's clothing
Well, he is /ak/ after all.
>>15182175
>Inferno Cop with moving limbs
What
Okay who would in a fight, Glitter Inferno Cop or the Demon Lord?
>>15182180
Don't make me come over there anon, or I'll be right beside you.
>>15182190
Inferno Cop would purge the land clean of criminals, monster and man alike.
>>15182188
Truly an example to us all.
>>15182193
Sod off Anon, you're not my real dad! I wanna play my videogames!
>>15182189
>Inferno Cop ever losing
I call bullshit immediately.
>>15182189
He's actually Inferno Cop's boss/counterpart. Trigger has the deepest lore becauseKill La Kill, Luluco, and Inferno Cop all happen in the same fucking universe.
The MC's own mother in Luluco wears a cape made of Life Fibers
>>15182190
Are you implying that the Demon Lord could beat regular Inferno Cop?
I want to marry an evil waifu who is super powerful and obsessed with me.
I want to use her love and obsession to convince her to wield her mighty powers of evil for the sake of mundane good deeds.
>>15181797
>German EngineeringIS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
>>15182137
最強の馬マンコ.
What's great is my computer actually recognised that as a word and I didn't have to enter it manually
>>15182220
>Kill La Kill, Luluco, and Inferno Cop all happen in the same fucking universe
For fucks sake, what? I guess another thing they all have in common is lazy animation.
>>15182213
But Anon, you saw it right there, it was a draw.
>>15182137
My sword? I don't have a sword, I'm just a traveler.
>>15178561
Not physical since REE monsterboys, but I like to think husbandos get some physiological traits. Like enhanced strength for oni husbandos and the like.
>>15182137
I want a Nightmare with that body.
>>15182234
>Lazy animation
But Luluco and Inferno have good animation.
>>15182229
Go away Dingo
>>15182137
I don't think my Kitsune waifu would like that very much. So I'm going to have to decline.
>>15182223
>Stifling her creativity and passion
Let her be herself, anon.
>>15182226
>Maus a.k.a. overpriced bunker on treads
>G11 a.k.a. Kraut Space Magic
>Focke-Wulf Triebflügel a.k.a. Flying high-G suicide machine
More like most batshit insane in the world.
>>15182242
>REE monsterboys
I wasn't aware that this was a common attitude in this thread, thank you for explaining it to me. I posed the question because I thought it would be interesting to have another part of your body a monstergirl could tease other than your genitals.
>>15182226
At self-destruction maybe.HAHAHAHA YOUR COUNTRY IS DEAD.
>>15182269
You actually got it pretty tame, I expected much more reeing.
>>15182269
>I wasn't aware that this was a common attitude in this thread
Yeah it's been hated since forever.
>>15182271
What MG would be the best rapefugees?
Mantictore? Anubis?
>>15182269
9 times out of 10 the vaguest mention of it will cause a shitstorm that will grind the thread to a halt. Stay safe and keep away from it.
>>15182269
>this was a common attitude in this thread
Nah, just ignore it.
>>15182278
Goblins. P'orcs.
>>15182269
Errr, thread name....
>Monster GIRL thread.
Monster boys are gayer thanalps.
>>15182269
I'm going to play the devil's advocate and say I don't mind them so long as there's actually a well-defined reason for their existence in the setting that's being used. IIRC male Dwarves and Elves still exist in ever-dwindling numbers in KC's world, so I guess you could do the same sort of shit with any other race?
Though to be fair at least male Centaurs, no matter how small or big the population number help save you from the dangers of dicking horsepussy.
>>15182297
Anon, stop. Nothing good will come of going down this route.
>>15182297
>mfw I enjoy the thought of liberating a shy mare from the clutches of a brute centaur in single combat.
God damn you, MonMusu. God damn you, Cerea.
>>15182280
I thought we got rid of you Fujoshit-kun.
>>15182288
Oh man remember the "monster family" guy?
>>15182288
I think is cool as long as it doesnt go furry. I cant really say the subject disgusts me as much as alps do
but the hate shall flow I guess so lets just talk about werewolves
>>15182287
But goblins are lolis. There are no lolis amongs rapefugees
Orcs, onis, amazons most likely
>>15182302
I'm just voicing my thoughts on it and don't feel like continuing because it's really not worth opening that can of worms.
>>15182297
I'll play the devil's devil's advocate and say that I'm glad your mother's dead.
>>15182297
I wasn't really talking about the existence of male members of a monster species. I was more talking about a human, after he has been claimed as the husbando of a monster girl, having a minor physical alteration to show he's been claimed, like in "Pretty Human" by Seafoam.
>>15182306
You're the plot to every centaur NTR doujin ever.
I wanna be like an FF Blue mage
>>15182318
>implying anyone cares about the vanilla Werewolf;_;
>>15182333
Jokes on you, I don't read that shit.
>>15182322
Amazons treat men with love, so they don;t fit.
>>15182318
werewolves are cool, could do with better clothing than the profile one though
>>15182336
Vanilla Werewolfus arecute
>>15182333
EMG Centaurs deserve to have their women stolen.
I mean my hatred of NTR is well noted, but have you seen their mating habits?
If anything humans stealing Centaur girls is removing NTR from the world.
>>15182340
>Amazons treat men with love
AHAHAHA
![(C73) [Mieow (Rustle)] ~(^-^)~.exe [English]exe_004.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZRVgTF9.jpg "(C73) [Mieow (Rustle)] ~(^-^)~.exe [English]exe 004")
>>15182337
You mustn't read much centaur media then since most involve horsecock cuckery in some respect.
>>15182349
The human winning wasn't the implication.
>>15182336
I wasn't imlying that, I just wanted a subject change before I start ranting about this places hate of shit
>>15182351
>Rustle
I like loli, but I can't get into his stuff.
>>15182350
Yeah, they do actually. Have you read their entry?
Wing cocoons and tail wrap time.
>>15182350
They just show love in a way that can be hard to understand.
>>15182329
Oh, that's fine. I'd imagine a husbando of an Amazon becomes more effeminate, but not Alp levels. Or that a Dragon's husbandogets a crown of gold
>>15182359
You're right. I'm not a centaur connoisseur. I just have had that story idea floating around my head for awhile, just can't find the justification of writing it.Since writing in EMGworld is strictly verboden in these threads.
>>15182255
>stifling
Actually, this could turn out excellent. Like the dragon that goes around burning fields...only to reveal fertile land beneath, the ashes providing scarily plentiful harvests for decades. Or the necromancer that raises an army of the dead...to work as a tireless transport service around the entire world, enabling swift communication and delivery of goods.Or the monster who takes over the armies of darkness...only to transform them from murderous hordes into lustful wives-to-be.
>>15182297
>Posts worst girl
>Has a shit opinion
Makes sense
>>15182376
>Since writing in EMGworld is strictly verboden in these threads.
No it isn't. Because the EMG worlds is just modern society with monstergirls, of which many of our stories are. What you mean to say is "Since writing in EMG characters is strictly verboten in these threads" Because its cringey as shit, and all crab's mgs are 3dpd as shit. That and he shoehorns in monsterboys.
>>15182336
I love them, I love them a lot!
>>15182385
Fair enough.
>>15182385
>He shoehorns in monsterboys
Except male centaurs exist in Greek myths. Hell, they were drunken revelers who'd abduct women at that.
>>15182395
>pic
The Cheshire never rests, even when you're trying to.
>>15182395
Good thing he doesn't sleep on his stomach.
>>15182395
You dont read a manga called every day life with monstergirls and expect male orcs
Would your wife help the Australians wage their war on the Carp menace?
>>15182395
That man has a will of steel. I would've grabbed that tail and started pounding that ass by now.Probably after trying to pull the whole Cheshire out though.
>>15182336
>implying anyone cares about the vanilla Werewolf
What's not to like about a pack of rape kobolds?
>>15182395
In a harem SOL selectively about living with monstergirls, in which montergirls form 99% of the content, monsterboys as a concept are entirely irrelevant. Yet he manages to shoe horn their existence in, because he is a shitter.
>>15182419
The wolfus came before the Kobolds though.
>>15182418
>Pull Cheshire though the pillow and pin her to the bed
>Her eyes are darting around the room, not really understanding what just happened and laughing nervously.
Would you really be such a brute to her, anon?
>>15182407
Man remember the early days of EMG? It was so comfy, but then Crabman ruined his own magnum opus.
I just hope the same doesn't happen to that Demi mango.
>>15182336
When it comes to wolf/dog girls and the subspecies/types, the only one I actually like is the vanilla werewolf. I have no interest in kobolds or hellhounds, and although I like Anubis I don't count them as a wolf-type.
>>15182433
>Implying that isn't exactly what she wants
She would probably develop an M fetish, if she doesn't have one already.
>>15182433
Are you implying I'd do anything other than whisper how much I've fallen for her into her ear while pounding her and hugging her close?Are you implying I wouldn't throw the covers over us when she's done and cuddle her to sleep?
>>15182434
It didn't take long. The whole orc thing was relatively early in. What ruined it was the centaur cuck chapter.
>>15182425
It makes even less sense for their to be entire races of monstrous women that require only human men to mate. Monsterboys make perfect sense.
>>15182408
Probably not, she's mayadere.
>>15182443
Didn't they spend the entire chapter shitting on the idea though? Even centaur ladies think it's stupid.Even Cerea's mom thinks it's stupid.
>>15182441
Too lewd!
>>15182428
We've pretty much always written them like rape kobolds regardless.
>>15182443
He should've made Lala the main heroine and MON as supporting characters. Well, it doesn't matter, she won the Darling Bowl in the end.
>>15182439
Smug masochists are the best masochists.It certainly would make bondage interesting.
>>15182450
She's getting eskimo kisses and tender handholding sex under the covers too!With the lights off so we can only see each other's faces mere inches away from each other!
>>15182269
Personally, I'd prefer we didn't have them, even though I think they might be harmless most of the time. I've seen enough communities like this to know how big a can of worms they could be, and I don't think they would contribute enough of value to justify taking that risk.
>>15182445
It makes more sense when the entire reason that they're not killingyouguy monsters is because they've all got succubus influence.
>>15182449
No.
>>15182449
Why include the idea in the first place? Why make it something that had been done for ages? Why write about monterboys in the first place? Well, as for the last one, it's because you want to write generic fantasy. Which is fine. But it's not monstergirl content, so don't call it that. Call it Every Day Life with Monsters.
>>15182445
>It makes even less sense for their to be entire races of monstrous women that require only human men to mate
Well firstly, what this guys >>15182466 said. Secondly the concept itself doesn't make much sense so going out on a limb to have mosntergirls at all, you might as well go out on a limb and require that they require only human men to mate.
>>15182456
I still think Rachnee deserves her own SoL with her husbando without harem bullshit.
>>15182329
Well I'm sure cow husbands probably bulk out like crazy, though not necessarily because of any mana shenanigans.
Id rather talk about dominating every type of dragon at this this point
>>15182445
No it doesn't. There's a canon reason that there's just monstergirls
>>15182445
There were monsterboys in era of previous Demon Lord. They all turned into girls because succubi got into power.
>>15182407
I dunno, Anon. I think female monsters generally implies the existence of male monsters too. MGE is the exception rather than the rule when it comes to that. I don't like them either, mind you, I'm just not surprised they're in there.
>>15182457
Smug Cheshire with a spanking fetish.
>>15182473
I agree. It is my belief that most monstergirl husbands would likely end up becoming quite buff or fit just from the natural rigors of living with with a monstergirl as opposed to any actual magic bullshit.
>>15182408
You mean intentionally infecting ourselves with herpes then going around fucking as many carpmaids as possible? That's sounds like a double-edged sword to me.
>>15182472
EMG should have been a series of short stories where each monstergirl character and her very own husband spend their lives together in a big SoL with plenty of shenanigans, not the abomination that crabman created.
>>15182445
Are you new to these threads, or are you just a luddite from the MonMusu threads.
>>15182496
It should have just been his porn doujin made quasi SFW, and expanded upon with better art.
>>15182496
Well 12Beast is sort of like that in a way. Why Crabman made the women of the monster species (especially the Minotaurs) be mostly human is beyond me outside of AYYY Monstergirls!
>>15182498
He's just a moron that doesn't understand that no monsterboys is what separates MGE from every other bog standard fantasy world with hot women.
>Hey guys. Why don't we have this thing that will just make this place into another /tg/ smut thread
Jesus. If I wanted that, I would go over there and get it.
>>15182513
12Beast was a harem too, and it's cancelled so who cares.
>>15182449
Basically.
There was also an omake where the three MMILFs "Discussed" (Read: Mercilessly mocked each other over) the..."Oddities" of their cultures. Cerea's mom insulting Miia's over their practice of kidnapping and communally raping men...only to be called a hypocrite by the lamia over her own culture's practice of luring human boys to their domains, either to ultimately cuckold them with centaur males, or vice versa. And then they both just sort of gaped at how Papi's mom and her sisters had lost track of their daughters with each other due to looking so much alike, that she's only "Pretty sure" that Papi is actually her daughter she named "Papi".
>>15182485
surpised? no
the way i see it. it makes more sense in 12beast because its "dude in a fantasy world" is more prevalent than the monster girl aspect
In both MGE and EMG, the concept (no matter how interesting MGE could possibly make it) is irrelevant to most people as the girls are the central point and anything beyond that is considered unnecessary
>>15182498
He's right. We shouldn't have them here because they're off-topic, not because they don't make sense. MGE is better off without monsterboys, but you gotta acknowledge that part of the setting for the ass-pull that it is.
>>15182490
The fucking best.
I want to spank her while thrusting into her!
>>15182519
>12Beast got cancelled
Enough of this bullshit monsterboy talk, let's go get wasted.I'll be the designated driver.
>>15182530
It legit did? Officially?
Or is it just on unconfirmed hiatus again?
>>15182537
I'd rather do neither.
>>15182524
>ass-pull
It's novel, not an asspull. It's the whole premise for the setting.
Like how the premise of Kuromukuro is that demons were really giant mechs. It's not an asspull, it's the foundation of the setting.
>>15182496
Yeah, more like a direct adaptation of his shorts. Each girl with an identical but different darling.
>>15182474
>dominating every type of dragon at this this point
Id go a step further and get the other reptiles girls too
>>15182519
It got cancelled? When? Why?
>>15182524
It's not an "ass-pull" though, it makes perfect goddamn sense when you consider just why MGs exist AT ALL in the setting.
>>15182543
The magazine that ran it went out of business iirc.
>>15182553
Sometime around last year. probably because crabman wanted to focus on what's giving him more green, i.e. EMG.
>>15182551
Wasn't there a small implication that they were al; brothers?
>>15182564
Could have swore that they actually were brothers.
>>15182564
I think in the in the harpy one the pickup with the slime goes by and the dude questions if it was his brothers
>>15182519
>>15182530
Good riddance desu.
>>15182545
It's a novel ass-pull and it is the foundation of the setting, but it's still an ass-pull. Like only girls being able to pilot the mechs in IS, with the exception of one young Japanese man.
It is a necessary ass-pull though. The thing wouldn't be half as interesting without it.
>>15182530
I seriously preferred it over EMG
dammit such a waste
>>15182151
Someone saved my cap
Oh gosh
What is your dream anons?
Any progress on gargoyle-chan?
>>15182596
To one day become abducted by lamia and forced to become a tribe husband. Get out of debt, a dead end job, drama. Just to only have to have sex and be pampered.
>>15182351
This isn't the succuvirus I wanted, go back.
>>15182574
Dude, you don't know what asspull means. Asspull means going against all previous rules and reason in a story. The original setting rules for anything by definition can't be an asspull.
And on no planet would a story about how the Demon Lord turned all her subjects into girls in order to merge with humanity make more sense with monsterboys.
Now you can call it stupid, like a super hard scifi guy might call FTL or artificial gravity in any story stupid, but it's sure as hell not an asspull.
>>15182597
Getting wing burritoed by a dragon or coiled by a Chinese dragon. Pretty much anything to do with a dragon.
>>15182596
To break a dominant girl and have her call me master
>>15182596
To have a demonwife
>>15182596
To have my very own alp to molest at my leisure.
>>15182603
You're just lazy.
>>15182608
Meant to reply to >>15182596
>>15182596
To find my Kobold waifu and make a beautiful daughteru together!
>>15182615
You're lazy. What's your dream then, smart guy?
I wrote/added some to a story about spiders, please read it and tell me that it is difficult to read and that I should stop writing.
http://pastebin.com/xSNkQiqG
>>15182609
Challenge!
breaking a valkyrie without her going dark
>>15182596
To be a well known hoard thief.
>>15182596
To fall asleep in a puddle of slime.
>>15182623
Have a quiet life with my tengu waifu and promote peace and understanding between man and monster.
>>15182297
>Male monster for whatever reason
Does people still don't understand that it would break the whole "monster rape and prey on human" setting?
If you introduce male monsters then female ones wouldn't need to actively seek someone that will probably despise them or run away because they already have someone similar to them that will not rununless it's a mantis, holy fuck.
If you introduce human sonerus it will still be the same because monsters would form their own comunities over time and in a couple ofgenerations or maybe more they would be able to form communities big enough to be self-sustainable, letting them go away from those humans that will probably be hostile to them.
No matter the reason, if you add males to the formula you have nothing more than your standard fantasy setting, i wonder if the people who push monster boys even realize it.
>>15182596
Please see >>15181451
>>15182596
Pretty much exactly this doujin.
Really I just want a Holstaur who loves me.
>>15182643
But without monster boys, you can't NTR MGs away from those of their species with superior human dick!All content related to which I just realized involves centaurs. Both EMG, and that one doujin with a Centaur-senpai. Weird. Poor horse-girls just can't catch a break.
>>15182376
You can also do what I did andgo front pussy
>>15182643
>you have nothing more than your standard fantasy setting, i wonder if the people who push monster boys even realize it.
Of course they don't. That's why their old argument was "to add variety." Little did they understand they were taking the variety away and dumping it into the generic mash.
>>15182675
Front pussy always has been and always will be both retarded and shit taste.
>>15182675will delet dis
>>15182686
>>15182687
>people that hate Centaurs hate frontpussy
>people that like Centaurs hate frontpussy
My dork senses are tingling.
>a shortstacked Nightmare will never whisper "frontpussy" into your ear before riding you
>>15182702
>My dork senses are tingling.
>Nightmares
>Frontpussy
Quit shitposting, Average.
>>15182596
I don't even know anymore.
>>15182702
But frontpussy is fucking stupid. I actually like the idea of a centaur backing up on me and pinning me down. I wanna spank that big rump as she milks me dry.
>>15182714
But I'm not Average. I just happen to like Nightmares and frontpussy.
>>15182714
I'm on my phone, shit posting is text limited I'm afraid
>>15182725
>noticeable abs
>arms are thin as fuck
I'm shaking my head fambino.
Also, why do we keep going back and forth between page 9 and 10? Can't we die sooner already?
>>15182336
I'd rather just a regular ol' wolfgirl instead of werewolf, which is kinda why I prefer Anubis and Hellhound. Werewolves are still cute though.
>>15182731
What are you so impatient for? You on a toaster or something? We still got images and this is nothing compared to some days when we could spend a whole day on page 10 alone.
>>15182722
Is that a Shetland centaur? She's fucking tiny for such a smug little cunt.
>>15182742
Build is too lanky for a pony. She's just young as fuck.
>>15182596
To be kept warm by the warm embrace of a hellhound on a cold winter's night.
>>15182732
I want to make my Hellhound girlfriend chase me down every time she wants to have sex!
Nothing tops the fearboner of being her prey!I want to catch her off guard during one of her hunts by getting on one knee when she corners me and proposing to her!
>>15182749
>young as fuck
>Tiddies like does
As expected of centaurs?
>>15182758
indeed
Centaurs belong in the glue factory.
>>15182761
P'Orc plz.
Endless domination sex with a hellhound is what I want, with one never truly winning over the other
>>15182767
I like this idea. But with a manticore.
>>15182732
>10 seconds headstart
Gee, thanks a lot for reminding me that my knees are busted and hurt every day, Hellhound. I probably can't even run anymore.
>>15182625
It's.. weird. It feels like I'm reading reading somebody else's strange dream.if that's what you were aiming for, good work.
>>15182770
Atleast you can say you tried.
>>15182767
Do you mean taking turns domming each other, or just her domming you?
>>15182770
>having exploding knees
Fag
had this weird thought about a gnome imbuing golems with earth magic so she could take direct control of them without the need of runes.
>>15182777
taking turns
>>15182757
>Using your tracking skills, you're able to get the drop on your hellhound waifu
>You lunge at her, knocking her to the ground
>She's about to tear you in half when she realizes it's you
>You whisper to her"The hunter has become the hunted."
>You've never seen her more turned on in your life
>>15182782
Mmm. I like the way you think, anon.
>>15182784
>>15182803
My boner could not be harder right now.
>>15182772
That was the style that I was going for. It's good to know that it's actually legible.
>>15182784
>>15182803
>no tall Hellhound delinquent onee-san to give you nursing handjobs
It is my desire to become a Paladin and so that I may find my monstergirl waifu, and perhaps even help some others along the way.
>>15182803
>Filename not "Ruff sex with a hellhound"
Apply yourself, bud.
>>15182803
Hellhounds are the perfect lovers.
>Go into work the next day
>Everybody asks if you're okay
>You don't really want to talk about your sex life at work
>Say you're fine, just fell down
>Rumors start spreading that you're involved with some sort of gang
>>15182846
Is it hotter if she agrees/it's her idea, or if you convince her to do it despite her objections but she slowly gets into it as she feels you throbbing in her hand?
>>15182611
From where is this semen demon?
>>15182872
The first option. Especially if her massive chest is swollen with milk.The thought of resting my head on her thick thighs is also appealing, especially when I'd be close to her abs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg96lDw7sNw
Could I use this same mechanism to make a batteryless vibrator for hot dogs and fire bitches?
>>15182848
Adventuring with monster girls
>>15182894
Easily the worst of Matt's OCs.
And personally, I find the latter option more appealing. Don't really know why.
>>15182904
I feel you, since I only really like her body,
>>15182904
It's the idea that you're tainting a pure hellhound and making her enjoy your degeneracy.
>>15182904
I don't think there's a good OC period
>>15182904
>Easily the worst of Matt's OCs
>Not the futa
>Not the girl who wants to fuck the futa
>Not the transgender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOqmrNvfoHk
>>15182911
>Just finished playing a game where the bad guy was talking about that perfect moment when innocence turns into corruption
>tfw I got what he meant, but the way he went about it and owned the idea as his own left me sour
I'm eager but conflicted.
>>15182937
She IS the transgender futa, though. She's also the most prone to multiboob & gross levels of BE.
>>15182954
Wait she's the futa? I think I got myself confused, there is another transgender though, unless I'm even more confused, I'm talking about the one that for every breath they take they change gender or some shit like that.
>>15182943
Bad moth.
>>15182943
>Playing a game trying to corrupt everyone/be the bad guy
>Plot twist: I was the good guy all along
Why do people do this shit? Can't the protag be the bad guy for once?
>>15182971
Protag is generally the opposite of antag, anon.
Are there any monsters that could actually succeed in raping Koksal Baba? Keep in mind he would have his knife, his favorite pair of boxing gloves, and his favorite pair of shitkicking dress shoes.
>>15182962
Yep, she's the one. Granted, it seems like he's given all his characters barring Mattie a dick at one point or another, but she is the only 'canon' one sinceshe is a self-insert genderflip of Matt and can change between genders and keep her dick/tits if she she wants.
>>15182981
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>15182981
delete this
I just want a bunch of shortstack wanwans to cuddle.
Is that so wrong?
>>15182973
But when the game provides you with the mean to be evil, but twist the outcome to ultimately make you the good guy. It's like being honey dicked, you's so smug at yourself only to realise you've been played.
>>15182943
What game?
>>15182991
Keep your knickers on, I intended to. Just put it up for the sake of proof.
>>15182977
Any magical/hypnotizing monster. I doubt he has immune to magic/charm
>>15182981
I remember him posting a tweet the other day, about how he wanted to draw something nice and vanilla...but it's just his natural disposition to go really /d/-tier.
>>15182997Life is Strange.
>>15182981
the only time I like that guy is when he draws Senrans
>>15182996
Point out on the doll where Fable hurt you anon.
>>15183015
That game had a cool premise but then choked hard at the end.
>>15183023
It really, really did.
>>15183015Is the game full on lesbo now? Last I heard from /vg/, Max and Chloe are getting it on like rabbits.
>>15183032
SHE WAS EATING THOSE LESBEANS
Better lock your home before you leave, I'm sure you don't want to find this in your room when you come back.
http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/cb/4e/cb4ea9264f5cd73daf22c5c6f55fe912.jpg?2298630
>>15183012
It's a trade-off. His non-/d/ stuff is usually pretty good, but if you want to see all of his good NSFW stuff you have to go to his alternate page, which means exposure to stuff like that pic up above.
>>15183032If you want, you can do that, but there is also an option to get with that other boy.
Also,>Blue haired square enix girl>Not getting shit on again
Remember the last time Square Enix gave you a blue-haired girl to enjoy time with?
>>15183032The final choice of the game is "Let the girl die like she was supposed to" or "Keep her alive and go be lesbians on the road together because your selfish actions have destroyed your hometown and killed everyone else."It's a really bad last choice that invalidates a lot of things.
>>15183015
>Playing Life is Strange
Holy fuck.
>>15183032
Yep, the ending is even picking between letting Chloe live and dyking it out with her and letting an entire town die or go back to the beginning of the game and letting her die. Also none of your choices mattered in the end.
>Life is Strange was fucking trash
>Then Quantum Break turned out to be shit too.
Why can nobody get a modern time travel game right?
>>15183063
Because it's gotta be deep!
Can't just send a guy back in time in a car anymore, you need moral choices and lesbians!
>>15183052
Would it be a stretch to say thatMinecraft: Story Mode was a better game than Life is Strange, or is that too mean?At least Tales from the Borderlands ahd a happy ending where you get to beat up a giant monster with your friends and your giant mecha Daughteru.
>>15183052
To clarify, I myself did not play it.
I was asked to watch and help my roommates play it and watch them make poor decisions in it.
>Also none of your choices mattered
This was the most disappointing realization.
You actually could have played the first scene from the first chapter and then skipped to the final choice and that's the entire timeline of events the game gives you agency in that matters.
To make this relevant, here. Have a time-space meddling bird girl.
>>15182897
don't bring tim into this you deviant
>>15183088
https://youtu.be/2Fr1UTuwQVM
:/
>>15183063
Quantum Break looks so uncanny. I don't know why people are sperging about it being realistic.
The next time travel game better have a really good writer. Life is Strange started out strong with things you actually care about, but as the game went on, I care less and less about the blue haired dyke.
>>15183095
bless him
>>15183052
So it's basically donni darko only with lesbians?
>>15183098
Life is Strange started off really really strong, especially with the chapter where they show what happens when you fuck with time when Chloe's wheelchair'd
But man, did it even dive really hard as it got near the end
[Hearty Laughter]
>>15183113
I want to join that Insect Girl party going on in the background.
Maybe get lucky and go home with a cute Mantis.
>>15183098
>as the game went on, I care less and less about the blue haired dyke.
That was bound to happen when you realized they found a new way to kill her every chapter.
To the point where when it got to the final decision, you're just like
>Okay, cool, gonna do it.
>>15183105
Yup, basically.
Anyways, how about them bunnygirls?
>>15183095
>Telling your monsterfu she can't take this off without solving it only with her butt
How long until your monsterfu does it?
>>15183113
I wanna cuddle that oni.I will be the big spoon.
>>15183095
Is he aware that's a buttplug, or no?
>>15183125
>Anyways, how about them bunnygirls?
THICK
FLUFFY
RABBIT
THIGHS
>>15183125
S O P P I N G W E T
>>15183083
To be fair, NONE of the "Choices" in these sorts of games matter, ever.
The destination isn't the important part, the journey is.
>>15183130
>Big spoon
>To an Oni with those proportions
Okay Shaq
>>15183142
Big spoon does not require physical properties, it is a state of mind.
And I'm going to cuddle her back.
>>15183130
Anon's off to get married!
>>15183037
A 403 forbidden would be pretty scary
>>15183156
Gonna snuggle that oni, gonna do my best to princess carry her to bed.
>>15183156
Will she be gentle?
>>15183168
She doesn't have much of an incentive, any pain you feel when you wake up she'll blame on your hangover.
>>15183119
I want a cute Mantis too.
They are adapting
>>15183181
So you want a Mantis?
>>15183240
Yes, I would be fine even having two, or three!
>>15183245
Then, anon, do I have a job for you.
>>15183251
>How do I reach these Keeds?
>>15183251
What do I gotta do anon?
>>15183251
Being a teacher in MGC is no easy job.
And those are some big Manti.
>>15183273
No matter the size, every Mantis shares the same weakness.
>>15183284
If you headpat one Mantis the rest will get jealous, and you only have two arms.
You can't headpat an entire class of Manti at once.
>>15183284
Sugar cubes?
>>15183289
Just watch me. Every single one of those cute Manti will go home happy and headpated.
>>15183292
That and a nice rub on the head while telling her she did a good job.
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please make sure to say high to all the alraune lolis.
More than a few are going to blossom over the summer so it's good to say hello before then.
In fact, do it with all the plant lolis.
>>15183336
But the Ara ara~ Alraune's make embarassing compliments about my muscles when I mow the lawn with a push mower.
One even squeezed by butt with a vine! They're too lewd!
>>15183343
Just ignore her and say hello to the imotou.
And only I can talk about mowing lawns, something I'll have to do tomorrow.
Alright guys. I came home and busted out near 2k words. I'll have it finished tomorrow. Goodnight.
>>15183049
Aqua?
o-oh right....;_;
>>15183336
An alraune garden sounds like a pretty big commitment. What are the benefits?
>>15183370
Cute Plant and Bee Girls in your backyard.
The most delicious fruit and vegetables.
Elves and Dryads everywhere will want your dick.
>>15183370
Cheerful ladies that are always happy to see you, nice fragrances, and a beautiful yard.You do have to move them inside unless you want them to hibernate all winter though.
That and you gotta watch out for over-watering them, it all goes to their hips you see...
>>15182940
I want a cool-beauty basilisk class rep.
>>15183378
I can only imagine a dozen alruane crowding the living room and sleepily fighting over what to watch on television.
>>15183390
Don't forget all the blankets, pillows, and hot coco mugs they'd have.Sounds adorable but I've got to go to sleep.
>>15183390
What are they doing out of the garden?! They'll get soil all over the carpet!
>>15183397
The little ones get scared of hibernation, you're not going to leave them out there to fend for themselves when they're barely a year old are you?
>>15183397
They got moved in over the winter.
And don't worry, they've washed their feet.
>>15183406
>>15183408
Oh jeez...
Well I guess I can build a nice warm greenhouse for them.
The Mandrake needs to be quiet though, no screaming in the middle of the night.
>>15183049
>>15183369
She's getting a super-HD something or other in the upcoming 2.8 release, and is definitely gonna play into 3, whenever that materializes, so...
>>15183386
>Uncoil and hand her the gardening hose
>She seems mad for some reason
Huh
>>15183418
Classic dense Gardner-Anon.
Knows more about taking care of plants and landscaping than he does about girl's feelings.
>>15183289
Headpat two, nuzzle the last. While fighting they'll end up taking perfectly even turns.
Flower power time?
>>15183434
They are growing on me.
>>15183439
Literally?
>>15183434
That sure is one sassy Alraune.
Probably because she's got roses growing out of her, thinks she's a lot more special.
>>15183442
I wish. Unless it was the horror sense.
>>15183446
Red roses, the flower of love, with the thorns of S&M.
>>15183434
I think usually being seen as stuck in place indefinitely doesn't do any favors for plant girl popularity. I like em alright tho
>>15183453
Wheels.
>>15183456
Off to the SCP foundation with you, little Euclid.
>>15183458
ONII-CHAN
>>15183439
Troll thread?
>>15183453
>Get plant waifu after she raped me and got me addicted to her rose pussy
>Have to live in the forest with her because she can't move
>About to celebrate our 5 years anniversary
>Go to town to get various items for our "party"
>She's casually walking around talking to flowers when I come back
>Turns out that not only can she move her roots, she can also polymorph with ease
>I just assumed that she couldn't for some reason
>>15183456
She looks very noble and refined.
>>15183505
I bet she has some sort of super fragrance that is far more powerful than the standard stuff. Might explain why he's wearing the suit
>>15183458
The hell with Euclid, I'm headed straight for Keter containment.
>>15183458
You know, I was just thinking the last couple of MG KC released would make for decent pleb-tier SCPs. Like, moreso than some of the others.
>>15183491
that is hilatiously tragic
>>15183519
Anon no! Their libido is too strong for mere mortals!
>>15183529
Life in the wild with a plant girl must be great, you just relax all day, have sex whenever you want, eat your wife's nectar or whatever fruits there are, etc...
If I were to marry one, I'd try to keep our life balance between living in a city/house and living in a forest
>>15183535
I cannot resist, anon! I must bury my dick in the eldritch horrors.
>>15183519
>tripartite jaws
Abominations gonna abome
>>15183519
Shame that this is one of the few non-patreon Butter-T images left
>>15183472
I can't take SCP seriously as anything close to atmospheric anymore, the edgelords took over and most of the articles ended up being copy page REDACTED repeat.
Half the time they seem to be switching from 14 year old fanfic of grimdark or doctor who adventures.
>>15183541
>I must bury my dick in the eldritch horrors.
Best taste. I want to cum in the three-lobed burning eye, myself.
>>15183553
Just stick to the original 1000. There's enough interesting/unusual stuff and actually has some creepy things without being too edgy.
I need a adventure team. one strong enought to liberate demon realms and fend of the coccasional lilim
>>15183576
Super Fuck Buddies assemble!
Fairies are streeeetchy!~I'm still surprised Atlus has the balls to release Persona 5 in 2 weeks from FF15. Truly the battle of JRPG
>>15183576
Sure, but can we level up a bit in the easier zones first?
Maus Hills, Harpy Heights, or the Zombie Graveyard?
>>15183582
Don't forget Scrub Town.
>>15183580
>Balls
A lot of the love for Final Fantasy has waned over the years. SMT has only gotten stronger.
>>15183568
I think their biggest inherent flaw was the format of storytelling through entry guides. Encyclopedias by nature expand over time, and horror is mainly through what you don't know. If you can't do. Both inevitably conflict. Now, you can put forth the argument that provided all the writers are in concert you can forge a traditional narrative out of the lore that doesn't end up being a spoopy version of Warehouse 13.
Nothing wrong with campy horror comedy, nor is introducing a them would create some theme that over time you'll even get used to existential horror, just that I kind of wished that if judging by the videos, they would stick to some form of consistency. Also they really should have replaced the deviantart tier profile pages for many, many SCP, and I don't just mean the sub par shoops.
Okay done bitching about a thing I used to be fond of. Time to be happy, cheerful, and
>>15183580
FF fans jumped ship the minute a waifu fag got on board and essentially made a rhythm game without the rapid rhythm. Meanwhile SMT has only done more and more innovations in both mechanics, storytelling and integration of the former two. Now I am anxiously hoping the dude bro adventures of 15 and P5: Heist Edition both provide one aspect of jrpg's that needs to stay relevant: Adventure! No seriously the aspect of going on trips with friends is a really emotionally resonating experience and blah blah blah.
>>15183615
How long until P5 comes out again?
>>15183618
September in japan
>>15183580
>>15183594
There's also the fact that they're two very different games. While both are RPGs, Persona will more likely be more traditional, versus the wild departure from the norm that characterizes FF15. Thus, outside of their die-hard fanbases, they'll appeal to different general audiences.I'm buying both. Already pre-ordered the super-special limited edition of 15.
Though some gameplay videos show P5 incorporating some elements of action-stealth-platformer games, they'll likely not be the core of the gameplay like with 15.
>>15183618
Sept. 15.
>>15183621
15th september
FF15 30th september
>>15183621
>>15183622
Well at least W3 is getting an expansion set soon.
>>15183580
>You'll never wake up to see an old woman drop a buginto your eyeto turn you into a demon, beat up demons with your fists, befriend a qt pixie and beat up more demons together
why
>>15183576
A flat chested Lilim goes mad with power and forces the demon realms to lose all their breasts
She gains the support of the Sabbath and builds an entire army of flat chested warriors
You are tasked to build an adventure team of 5 voluptuous girl to stop the Lilim's tyranny
Who do you choose?You get to marry any of them if they succeed in their quest
Ogre barbarian
Chimaera magic knight
Vamp Mosquito rogue
Flow Kelp shaman healer
Alraune sorcerer
I'd marry only the Flow Kelp
>>15183615
>FF fans jumped ship the minute a waifu fag got on board and essentially made a rhythm game without the rapid rhythm
Wat
You mean ff13?
>>15183622
I dunno about ff15. The demo was shit, 15~ fps and shit gameplay were a huge let down. I will wait a month and proper reviews for it
Do we have any story on that "serpent god ritual" thing fallen maidens mentioned?
>>15183639
Yep. Let's see a battle system that's automated, and has different formations for combat, but doesn't use that to it's advantage and make essentially FF: idol edition where different monsters are "fans" that respond to different formations differently. That way the beats of the game stays interesting no matter who you fight, and doesn't make it so you get stuck with one combo that will never not be boring and repetitive to use.
Or have a system based on speed running like you shouldn't even think about playing, or how they restrict grinding, but then have an area dedicated to grinding. Then have weapon upgrading, when unlike dark souls doesn't give different movesets.
In short he should've just made FF ios rhythm game but with idols and all his problems would have been easily solved. Including overexposing his waifu to the point where alot of people hated her.
>>15183553
>>15183615
I ditched that shit when all those lame memes and joke articles started popping up, as well as terrible 'cool trolling scientist guy xD' self-insert characters.
Some of the pretentious technical stuff described is also eye-watering to anyone with an engineer's diploma.
>>15183576
Demon Realms don't need no liberation.
>>15183649
no, nobody that can write is corruption fag enough to care.
>>15183649
no
but that is where I got some of my ideas from
>tfw no qt devil bug to prone bone
I will simply break you...r pelvis.
Am I in the minority for actually thiking FF13 was a decent game? It had it's flaws, sure, but overall I enjoyed playing it. Honestly, I think it gets a lot of flak from the sequels being bad and Squeenix forcing Lightning down our throats despite her being thoroughly unlikable.
I just want someone to love me with their butt.
Is that so wrong?
>>15183691
Only FF I ever played was X and I didn't like it. Why are you talking about this anyway? Are there MGs in FF?
>>15182977
He's inhuman enough he'd probably mamonizeinto something very, very powerful.
>>15183694
Don't give up, anon. You'll find the girl for you one day.
>>15183706
Whens loen gonna make some more delicious fat lap cat?
>>15183700
FF is a generic fantasy universe
Of course it has tons of monster girls
>>15183712
Wait a second. Did Gate steal warrior rabbit people from final fantasy?
>>15183737
Well, fran from 2006 ff. But I don't think warrior rabbit is such a original idea anyway, I'm sure it existed before that
>>15183737
GATE is japanese gun wank combined with wilful ignorance. Funny enough with each iteration it becomes more and more tame with each publisher. By the time it gets the multiple remakes it'll probably end up without any of the trainwreck as we know it.
More importantly is that FF makes all harpies and nagas to be evil. I heavily disagree with that premise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EefN3oOlHEA
>>15183766
I'm not Shirou but I still want to fuck that sword.
>>15183755
It also loses any subtlety of characterization or story with each incarnation.
The difference between Sao Satoru's manga and the QUALITY anime made me cringe.
Not that "It's a black guy he must be from America." was renowned for literary depth to begin with, but some of the characters were decently written and novel/manga Itami isn't a total fuckwit.
Have you accepted the love of Dark Elf master race yet?
>>15183691
At least she's hot.Why do I enjoy /ss/ with her and Hope when I despise both their personalities?
>>15183769
You mean you want to be the bone of your sword?
>>15183519
Lilims wish they were as bullshit as 682.
>It's power is basically life independent of reality
>Like it's tethered, a fixed constant in the universe, and is utterly implacable
>The Foundation even tried destroying it by putting it inside a chamber which could let you alter the four fundamental forces at will
>They turned up the strong nuclear force to its absolute highest setting, crushing it into a physics defying singularity
>After examining the chamber when it was returned to normal, they found 682 was unharmed, shrunk to a subatomic level, and made out of a type of quantum bullshit that defied all understanding of physics
How can we repurpose this power in the context of sex?
>>15183806
> Yet, those hands will never hold anything
>>15183817
>It seems I fall for swords easily
>I wonder why my body has been strangely hot ever since I saw Saber's sword
>>15183691
No, I enjoyed playing it too. I thought the story was fine, and a nice twist on the whole "heroes bound by fate" thing. Hope's whole strife about thinking Snow killed his mother was dumb, but that was really the only character thing I outright disliked.
The music was great, the levels were gorgeous, and figuring out Paradigm strategies against bosses, at least, was interesting.
I enjoyed XIII-2 as well, but I haven't even played Lightning Returns yet.
>>15182643
Like I said, if there's a well defined reason for their existence I could care less. Hence why I'm okay with Dwarves and Elves still having men, albeit at the levels of Mithra males from FFXI.
Male Manticores can go and stay fucking go, though.
How tubby do you like your tiny tanukis?
How cuddly and cushiony should these cute, conniving coin collectors be?
Can human girls be friends with monster girls?Would monstergirls help them to get husbandos?
>>15183886
>Replying hours later
Fuck off already
>>15183910
Not quite skinny, but the next level up that provides the extra softness without making the chubbiness really start ruining the slim figure.
Gotta have hips though.
>>15183911
Yes, and yes.
>>15183911
I suppose they could be friends depending on their personality. Jealousy Might ruin friendships between them however. They would probably help human girls get men if there enough men going around, as it would lead to more men g being born.
>Lewd waifu on food with whip cream, chocolate, and sweets ala Senran Kagura
>Lewd drunk waifu in hot springs with towel wrapped around her reaching out towards viewer
Which should I go for?
>>15183911
I don't see why not. I can't help but imagine the Tentacle as basically the perfect sort of friend for a human girl, except the Tentacle is the most sexually inexperienced person imaginable. She's meek and so easily embarrassed by any kind of sexual topic that the girl has to coach her on how to talk to a guy she likes.
>>15183916
There's this thing called sleep, Anon.
>>15183814
Lilims can already do that all and more you nig nog.
>>15183942
The lood food. The lewd fewd.
>>15183779Are we back yet?
Elfs are only for breeding.
>>15183952
You made me imagine a fairy-sized lilim with a super high pitched voice pointing and yelling at people. It's hilarious.
>>15183952
Please link me to the Encyclopaedia excerpt which outright says that that have universal implacability and can't even be killed by being flung into a black hole. Because that's basically what you're saying right now.
>>15183942
>>Lewd drunk waifu in hot springs with towel wrapped around her reaching out towards viewer
This. Please.
Not really a fan of drunkeness per-se, but dat towel stuff is tops.
>>15183967
I would introduce a fairy sized Lilim to a new kind of Hell. Bottle prison.
>>15183998
I don't get it.
>>15183472
What the hell is this tiny creatureeeeaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>15184011
https://youtu.be/-unV0m-jZHs?t=6
I just want to relax and cuddle a nice, softMatango
>>15184031
She's adorable is what she is.
>A little 196-chan to look after
>For some reason, she's always dripping arousal whenever she goes
>Never moves when people are looking at her, and likes to keep her face covered with her hands
>The moment there's no eyes watching her, she'll speed towards you, impossibly fast, and latch onto whatever part of your body she can reach
>She normally ends up hugging you for hours at a time
>>15183954
>>15183989
Gonna need some tiebreaker
>>15184077
Flip a coin. I declare heads for the food one. Or wait a bit for some more answers. Most of the posters here might still be asleep.
>>15183942
My vote goes to drunk waifu. I really like the whole drunk hot springs romance bit.
>>15184077
What girl is it, anyway? Can we know, or is it a surprise.
>>15183911
>Monstergirls and human girls doing girly things together
>Complimenting each other's nails/hair, sharing the latest gossip on husbandos and whatnot
>Human girl takes a Ushi-Oni's claw in hand
>"Oh gosh, dearie, we need to take care of these right now! Don't worry, I know just the place for it! You'll love it!"
>Proceeds to guide the Ushi into a manicure shop
Cute.
>>15183942
Hot springs.
>>15184091
Anon, there's only a handful of waifufags here, and of those a smaller handful who commission stuff. It should be easy to deduce.
Or do you need a detective monster girl to help you solve this mystery?
>>15184122
Okay, I know it now. Jabberwock guy, right?
>>15184122
>Anon, there's only a handful of waifufags here
Not really, there's just some more vocals than others.
>>15184122
Detective Monster Girls when?
I want a Monster Girl to solve the mystery of why Anon is always so depressed!
>>15184092
Hah, that's got me imagining some scenario where a regular girl is friends with a kobold, kitsune, anubis, werewolf and hellhound.
They're all like a single pack, so close they might as well be family.
I can imagine all the girls following agree the human girl as she leads them into a beauty salon.
The kobold would be all excited, asking the girl if they provide ear rubs as a service, while the anubis and kitsune are wondering how best to be pampered today.
And in the back, the werewolf would be apprehensive, while the hellhound would be blushing like a star at the prospect of over coming to such a place. God forbid she disappoints her best human friend, though.
Meanwhile, all the employees are watching as this utterly average human girl is happily leading a group of monstergirls ranging from cute to terrifying, including a 7 foot tall hellbeast that can shear steel like butter.
I want togo to a desolate snowy forest devoid of monstergirls to sit down and think about life for a while.
I want a wild western psychopomp who heralds death with a haunting harmonica that cuts across the prairie late in the dead of night, notes carried on the wind for miles, sending chills to all who hear it.
>>15184186
Would you sit on a stump to do so?
>>15184192
Yeah, probably. Beats sitting on the ground.
>>15184202
It was nice knowing ya buddy
>>15184153
Think of the things someone working at a beauty salon would have to know with monstergirls around. They'd have to work with so many different body types.
>>15184204
It's just a stump, what could possibly happen?
>>15184218
They'd need to know how to help lamias and other reptile girls shed their skins, polish hard shells of various species to shiny perfection no matter the side, have fur brushing skills for all kinds of different types of furs, be able to file down any type of clawwhile telling the dragon girls the powersander is necessary for their claws, and be able to preen feathers with expert precision. On top of all the usual stuff. And the gossip, oh god the gossip would increase ten fold.
>>15184151
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU MARRY HER.
I wanna tell a monstergirl thatshe can't tame my spirit energy
>Have a clingy human imouto
>Marry a Kitsune
>Your wife's sisters all really like her
>Smile because the lonely crybaby is now happy and independent thanks to her new sister-in-laws
>She still pouts a lot because they keep using their magic to put fake fox ears on her
>They think she looks cute that way
>>15184151
>>15184279
Maybe the MG love interest just needs some advice to help her along?
>>15184218
It's the exact reason why Massage Anon's concept is/was so great.
New story when?
>>15184186
>desolate
There are always wendigos and yetis lurking
>>15184218
I always wondered what kind of diseases a doctor would have to deal with if mananabanana didn't exist. Also, the equipment for exams like X-ray would probably be different too.
If a Monster Girl has bad habits would you have her break them? Even if Monster Girls don't have to deal with any of the negative consequences from alcohol, or tobacco, orstaying up all night eating pizza and playing video games?
I mean, you wouldn't be a boyslut who turned on by a monster girl with vices, are you?
Where can I buy a one-way ticket to kloahland?
>>15184385
Gluttony isn't healthy when unchecked.
But there's nothing to be gained from abstinence either.
>>15184385
I won't force her to stop, but I would certainly poke fun at her bad habits
>"gee, a dragon is supposed to be elegant, not elephant!"
>>15184385
Satyros alcohol fixes any kinds of bad effects alcohol has, I'd likely join her in being a complete drunkard if that was the case.
So games like Huniepop have given me a real fetish for flirty voice acting.
Is there a deeper well of material for this?
Like maybe a youtube channel or CD recording that's just bright and friendly voices wishing me a good morning and being happy to see me?
>>15184452
There's a ton of ASMR videos like that if you can be bothered trying to find the good ones.
>>15184452
There is another game from the same dev called Huniecam.
>>15184462
I'm not really looking for ear licking or anything weird.
I just really love hearing certain voices. I'll leave a playlist of Blazblue or Disgaea scenes on in the background while I'm working just to hear them.
>>15184469
So you have a fetish for voices? Looks like you need a megaphone girl.
>>15184349
I like to think most monstergirls can have the same diseases and medical problems as humans, with some having problems unique to them and others being immune to certain illnesses. They would also tend to have more robust immune systems then humans.
>>15184478
A megaphone girl?
What?
>>15184478
>megaphone girl
He asks for pleasant voices and you suggest a tsukumogami of a device made for shouting.
Seems like your dating advice isn't verysound.
>>15184512
Stop slacking charon.
>>15184397
You need torealise that kloah isn't even that good
>>15184548
It's not about the quality. It's aboutmarshmellow hell.
But I guess theSabbathis fine too.
>>15184469
ASMR isn't just licking or blowing. It also includes just pure voicework by definition.
>>15184572
The Sabbath have their own version of marhmallow heaven. But it's all butts and thighs rather than boobs.
>>15184581
nigga thats a toddler
>>15184581
The obviously superior version.
>>15184583
Yeah, I guess I see what you mean. I always thought it was just a loli done in a particularly chibi-ish style.
>>15184435
>not elephant
I don't get it. I bet that Dragon would just blankly stare at you. Unless you're of course implying she's fat.
You're why she drinks.
>>15184584
Can't deny that. Elins are perfect.
>>15184599
Yep, that's what I meant.
She eats junk food and leaves the shit all around.
>>15184624
Then get her to exercise.
>>15184584
I want to roleplay being choked out by my legal loli waifu's thick thighs, only to have the mood ruined by her giggling after a corny Bond villain line!
>>15184624
LARP with her anon.
>>15184584
Is it Elin posting hour already?
>>15184584
>>15184650
>you will never ravage a fat-bottomed fox lolis asshole
>>15184630
>>15184643
I keep playing "dragon slayer" with her, but in the middle of the fight she starts hugging me and getting all mushy. Also, the little cunt doesn't eat her vegetables.
>>15184698
Then chastise her and hold back on the cuddles and sex until she does.
>>15184694
Can you please not remind me of the pain?
>>15184709
>>15184734
Damn that loli ass is massive, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>15184754
>>15184754
Would you still love your waifu if she had to have emergency ass reduction surgery?
>>15184782
I keep forgetting that that's the same foxloli as >>15184709
That ass reduction she received was bullshit.
>>15184782
No. She is an erotic cartoon drawn for my pleasure. She is not my wife. If she is not sexy, I have no interest in her.
>>15184807
You are a sick, evil person!
>>15184811
People always say the same thing.
>>15184782
I like petite girls anyway so yes.
>>15184860
Think of the last video game you played that had monsters in it, and replace them all with monster girls versions of said monsters. Pic related is one of my favorite games of all times. Now come up with a new story resembling the original story of that game but with monster girls. I'll start:
>A long time ago God fought in a battle against Satan and his generals which he lost and was raped so badly he had to rest for centuries. When he woke up his sexy half-naked angel servant who is a kind girl but absolutely hates monsters helped him recovered from his long coma, and alerted him that the World has been taken over by sex-crazed monster girls turning humans into slaves and cattle and having massive hedonistic orgies. It's up to you as God to put a stop to this madness and get revenge on Satan with your two swords; the one in your hands, and the one in your pants.
>>15184790
But the flat ass pic is older than the fat ass pic...
>>15184866
I think the last bit of vidya I played was Order of Ecclesia. Turning things that aren't already cute sluts is easy in that regard.
>>15184877
That's good news then.
>>15184866
>just got back into modded minecraft
I don’t know if minecraft has a story. But the monster girls are great.
>You are dropped into a world of monster girls that want to rape you.
>Try and not to get raped, find and fight the enderdragon.
>there may or may not be two godlike enetis in control.fuck if I know. That shit was really confusing.
That’s the best I could come up with.Creepers are CUTE
>>15184866
The "Flame" of the word is fading, the flame being representative of birth rates and new life. Powerful personifications have abandoned their duties in order to pursue a life of morose neetness. You have to hunt them down and breed them to regain the essences of fertility, and summon the primal fertility goddess, and either breed her, or join her in a life of neetnes.
>>15184895
Christ anon.
>>15184920I’m sorry.Please don’t judge me.
>>15184866
>Granblue
It stays the same but with more lewds and monster girls.
>>15183580
I want to see what the final form of Potter-kuns Persona looks like since Arsene already looks pretty rad.
>>15184866
Pretty much what >>15184944 said.
Alright, YBA, its time to prove you can kick out stories. You totally said that you'd finish either last weekend or this weekend. Don't cyber-cuck us again.
>>15184995
Well, he posted a couple of previews.
>>15184991What element you running?
>>15185001
A mere taste. I need the whole experience!
>>15184866
>Xenoblade Chronicles
would actually be pretty similar to how it is already.
>>15185037
>file name
I'm going milk her all night and you can't stop me.
>>15185002Started recently and probably going Earth since I got Cagliostro, although I'm pretty tempted to go dark if I get some shortstacks.
Miia daki side 2 update
>>15185037
Anon please, I'd milk that fox andgive her an upgrade to increase capacity.
>>15185055
That colorwork is really close to how the animes official art looked.
>>15185051Ok, I'm running water myself, got Silva and, Sochie
>>15185045
>>15185056
>no Hathorite Kitsune to engage in milk related debauchery with
>>15185085
>no sabbath kitsune to dick
>just reacted to a robbery and got out of it unscratched
I need a strong monster girl to protect me, I'm not fit for this shit.
>>15185178
>not making yourself fit to put a little confidence in youself
MGs are not real anon, gotta to shit for yourself at times
>>15185178
What happened?
>>15185196
>MGs are not real anon
I want a big muscle elf to march up to me and demandto be my wife, complete with naked apron.
>>15185196
The thing is, since I want to be strong like my dragon I started doing some exercises.
>>15185205
Guy got me cornered near an avenue, I got lucky he wasn't armed, after I told him I didn't have anything he tried to reach for my neck, but I grabbed both of his hands and started walking with him towards the avenue which was filled with people.
When we reached the avenue I let go and he pretend to be my friend to not raise attention, he said I knew how to fight since I was a little strong and reacted quickly.I was a little flattered
>>15185239
I feel you.
>>15185255
>he wasn't armed
>Showed you both his hands to be empty
At this point I'd just start beating him up.
>>15185239
>elf
>STR
pick one.
>>15185262
Indeed.
I'd love nothing more than to come home after work or after mowing and see her in a babydoll.
>>15185265
Technically it should be
>elf
>Con
Elves have no strength penalties or bonuses.
>>15185263
He had one of his hands in his pocket, but I think it was a pencil or something with a sharp end just so it looked like a knife.
Aliens are monsters, right?
>>15185307
Not this shit again
>>15185307
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/17/david-huggins-alien-sex-video_n_6002934.html
I mean they do like virgins apparently.
>>15185307
They do both attack Gordon Freeman's place
>>15185307
Monsters are supernatural entities, whereas ayy lmaos are simply from another planet and can actually exist, so I would say no. Still I don't see the big deal with posting xeno girls in a monster girl thread if that's what you were really asking.
Guys...
Guys...Chocolate colored muscle elves.
>>15185317
I don't know if I should be incredulous or worried
>They like virginsWorried it is.Incredibly worried.
>>15185341
how about we discuss things that aren't dog shit
>>15185341
Chocolate colored or chocolate covered?
>>15185341
I wish for more.
>>15185345
>dog shit
You aren't a discussion topic, anon.
>>15185343
They're gonna fire up the probe anon.Guess who's the probe.
>>15185352
Why not both?
>>15185353
Sweet ab-lovingear-nibblingJesus...
>>15185366
I think he's too busy hunting gragons to bother with your dragon waifu.
>>15185363
I'm barricading my house.
>>15185352
Chocolate colored.
>>15185353
Gonna impregnate the muscle elf.
Gonna impregnate a whole tribe of them.
I want to defend a dragon from a dragonslayer
>>15185377
They're got a teleporter.
>>15185389
God dammit
Anon, you have to hide me. Here, help me wrap these tinfoils around my limbs.
>>15185307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iXqZD71jyI
Not even once.
>>15185380
I like>>15185364 his idea better.
>>15185339
There can be supernatural aliens, or aliens very existence could be supernatural in nature.
>>15185421
Aliens would be deemed paranormal (although I feel even that's a stretch), not supernatural. Lovecraftian horrors aren't real.
>>15185432
neither is she, you tremendous poof.
>>15185339
>can actually exist
Monstergirls can actually exist too.
>>15185439
He's right though about Monstergirls being supernatural creatures.
Aliens aren't monstergirls. Doesn't mean we can't talk about them sometimes, but they aren't on topic.
>>15185439
Obviously the character you posted can't because it's a drawing, but that doesn't mean aliens in general can't be real.
>>15185440
>Monstergirls can actually exist too.
>A woman with a lower half of a snake can feasibly exist
Don't be dumb. Unless you're talking about genetically engineered fox/dog/cat girls which can feasibly exist.
>>15185440
I want to believe.
But I can't so I will imagine big sneks.
>tfw no overprotective dragon onee-san to hold you and tell you everything will be alright
>>15185451
They have as much chance of actually being real as aliens of any kind out there. You can't prove they don't exist as much as I can't prove they do. It's a possibility.
Besides, multiverse.
>>15185462
>You can't prove they don't exist as much as I can't prove they do.
Science can prove the existence of aliens. It cannot prove the existence of monster girls.
>>15185469
>Science can prove the existence of aliens
Except that it can't, it can say they really really probably might exist, but it can't prove they exist.
>>15185459
I'd rather a soft kobold oneesan who tries to act tough despite being half my size.
>>15185469
>Science can prove the existence of aliens.
Yeah? Where are they? Is their existence factual? Oh wait.
What makes you think monstergirls can't exist exist either? Because you've never seen it? Nobody has ever seen aliens either.
Remember that science isn't a set of laws, it's a guide that helps us understand how the universe around us works, a guide which is incomplete and will forever be incomplete until we explore every nook and cranny of this vast universe.
Who knows, there might be a planet out there that supports way more complex lifeforms than what we have here on earth.
>>15185469
Technically monstergirls would be aliens.
>>15185482
But it can. A planet out there similar to Earth can form life and therefore create hold alien life. Fact is you are 100% more likely to see a real alien girl in your life than you will ever see a real monster girl.
>>15185482
>>15185487
Not him but we got fossilized bacteria from mars. That's proof of alien life, just not intelligent alien life.
>>15185490
Yeah, but illegal aliens, not space aliens.
>>15184866
>Nioh
Oh man
There's no Nue monster girl, is there
>>15185493
They're talking about sapient life anon
>>15185487
>What makes you think monstergirls can't exist exist either? Because you've never seen it? Nobody has ever seen aliens either.
I just hope you never, ever post this shit on /sci/.
>>15185506
>If we haven't seen it, it doesn't exist
>Alien civilizations really do exist though
>>15185492
That doesn't prove it though, just because a planet can support life doesn't mean it does. That's like saying a woman is pregnant right now because she has the ability to be pregnant.
>>15185493
That's how science can prove it, by finding actual evidence not saying 'well its probably out there so that means it is'.
Didn't they also find stuff growing on the outside of the ISS?
>>15185516
>Didn't they also find stuff growing on the outside of the ISS?
That's earth contamination. Fucking Russians not cleaning their gear before launch. In fact earth life is so tenacious and colonial, there's all sorts of crazy disinfection procedures for probes sent to other planets so we don't accidentally transplant our stuff there.
Super high altitude bacteria is natural as well, in fact it was the plot for the Andromeda Strain. But then we got bacteria living two miles down in red hot rock too.
Earth life is fucking tough.
>>15185514
>>15185516
You guys are going under the argument that theories aren't a thing. Although theories aren't 100% fact, it still has more basis than what you guys are saying. The idea of alien life existing has actual scientific basis, whereas monsters have absolutely none.
>>15185535
>scientific basis
You mean statistical basis.
>>15185307
not inherently,
they can be
>>15185537
Whatever. I will admit I am by no means a scientist, however I realize what you guys are saying is fucking stupid. Evidence is the key factor here. There is evidence that alien life can exist, none for monsters.
>>15185492
well no,
chances of seeing a monster girl that developed naturally through evolution yes
but i think its more likely to develop the technology to artificially create monster girls
while i do believe alien life exists out there
the distances are so vast in space that i doubt we'd run into them in our lifetimes
or well
ever
>>15185530
Earth Stronk, really though any life in the universe would probably have to be tough to survive, Earth has tried to wipe us out like 5 or 6 times but we keep coming back and now its our bitch.
>>15185542
>There is evidence that alien life can exist
Exactly, but not that it does exist. That's been the whole point of this discussion, you seem to think because it can exist it does even if there's no proof.
>>15185542
>There is evidence that alien life can exist
You mean microscopic life.
now on the subject of artificial monstergirls I am of the opinion that the most feasible approach to making them would have them be part flesh and part machine, with a wireless power source.
>>15185556
No I'm telling you that monsters are supernatural whereas aliens aren't. That is this the point of this conversation.
>>15185559
This does not make my argument any less valid. A planet simply being able to sustain life is much more evidence than anything about the idea of monsters existing.
>>15185569
So, you want cyborgs?
>>15185569
Bio-organic Golems sound promising.
>>15185569
Too fucking hard to integrate the machine and organic. Better to just go one way or the other if you're designing from the ground up. Pure machine most likely.
Wireless power source is particularly retarded with cyborgs though because that's transmitted via microwaves. At the power levels you'd need, it would be like sticking the poor girl's head in a microwave or in front of an airport radar dish.
>>15185255
This is why you should get a gun anon.
Everyone calm down and hug an alp.
>>15185459
But what if everything won't be alright?
>>15185596
I'm not gay so no.
>>15185459
I want to cum on thatbelly.
Big-tittied milky monstergirls wearing cow-print attire.
>>15185630
Cows are love. Much like Kejourou.
Therefore I propose that a Kejourou Cow would be double love.
>>15185630
Best if shortstacks.
>>15185630
I'm gonna make that Cow trip and fall so that she spills all her milk, then I'll run away without taking responsibility
>>15185649
I'm gonna help her get up and comfort her for the spilt milk.
You one rude nigga you know that?
>>15185640
>Kejourou Cow
She can use her hair to bind you as she forces her tit into your mouth? Excellent.
>>15185664
All that and more.
>>15185657
Good luck comforting her, she'll be crying and devastated from her loss
She probably milked herself for hours to fill that jug, she hoped that she could give it away to a man so that she'd finally get a lover but now all her dreams are shattered and she'll be a lonely cow for the rest of her life
>>15185640
>gains a holsts horns and tail.
>the relatively easy-going species becoming even more mellow
>bigger breasts of course
>breast milk is notably silky in taste
>>15185692
See,what did I tell ya.
Love.
>>15185685
No use crying over spilled milk. She can always do the business to get more again anyway. I'll cheer her on.
>>15185692
With Echidnas being able to birth new species, Lilims able to transforms monster girls at their will and Chimaeras existing, Cowjourous got to be a thing
>>15185727
Damnit you were supposed to get with her, are you a dense harem MC or something?
>>15185685
Imma cuddle that cow!
>>15185737
"Get with her?" Oh no, I was just going to the department store, I'm not a farmhand.
Also to consider: Other species gaining Kej hair
Lamias being able to coil you up twice over
>>15185757
>Oomukade with Kej hair
>Uses her hair to keep you in one place when she bites you
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