Why would you want a waifu like this?
I bet she can't even read.
http://exhentai.org/g/823830/a7334e7267/
>>14810321
>Doujinshi
Secondary
>>14809872
Oi, she was shown reading Aya's shitty newspaper. She can read.
I just want to be her friend!
>>14810399
You gay
>>14810402
Why?
>>14810358
For all you know, she was pretending and just looking at the pictures.
I don't mind, the only thing she need to do is stay cute for me.
I want to hug the Frandoru~!
>>14810577
>Not wanting long discussions about contemporary politics and astronomy with an educated, top-tier waifu
>>14810636
Sorry bratty bat, Did you said top tier waifu?
>>14810677
All she does is sleep and dream. Fun waifu you got there.
>>14810402
>>14810436
Don't bully Flan!
>>14810771
>he doesnt get that yukari only fakes that shes sleeping
>>14811120
Still boring as shit then amirite
I'd rather walk the night with the actual best 2hu
>>14811120
>>14811135
Don't fight, guys. Both are top tier and you know it.
I likeANALphabets.
>>14810771
Jokes on you, sleeping sex is my fetish
Flankari Scarkumo
>>14810399
Hmm yes pandering to secondaries. I hate fanworks that do that. This is how you get people posting shit like "Flan was locked up in the basement and tortured by her sister and now she's bipolar".
>>14811371
She was locked up and it doesn't matter if she did it willingly, she still didn't know enough about the outside world to make a rational choice.
Flan was locked up in the basement and tortured by her sister and now she's bipolar.
>>14811426
>Locked up
https://youtu.be/fsAtB24jAac?t=4m6s
Let the autists do the talking
>>14811442
Dat don't make no sense. If Flan is bipolar, why didn't she blew up Remi?
>>14811513
Bcuase REmi did the thing with sper gugñir an undwound alll of the FaTE and that why remey is STRonGESTT 2HeuY
>>14811497
So she isn't locked up she is just being manipulated to stay there. Yeah, that's much better.
>>14811525
>mfw I am older than 495
>mfw I can't think for myself
>>14811524
Trippy.
>>14811536
Who are you quoting? If she has never even seen a living human before or been outside the SDM then of course she can't make a rational decision. She doesn't know any better and trusts what her sister tells her.
>>14811542
Pachouli, Meiling, and Sakuya all interact with Flandre too. Sakuya isn't even confirmed lunarian so she has seen a human before.
Canonly, Remilia and Flandre don't even have a dialogue so there's no 'what her sister tells her'.
Aside from that, if you'd actually get to extra stage and read Flan's dialogue you'd just be able to read that she isn't mentally retarded or anything.
>>14811565
All the others in SDM are bullies! BULLIES!
>>14811426
rational choice about what
>>14811572
About going outside to see the world or staying inside the SDM like a hikki.
>>14811525
"Flan, please stay in the basement."
"Oh, okay, onee-sama."
"Patche, if she changes her mind, make it rain, will you? Flan's too excitable to be out alone."
>official profile states "She idolizes her older sister Remilia"
>when interviewed by Aya, displays no reservations about claiming Remilia and her talk of reading fate to be a load of bullshit
Maybe the real reason they're so keen on keeping her in the basement is because they think she's kind of an asshole
Don't use /a/ teenbro terms kudasai
>>14811961
She's just engaging in sibling bantz, Anon.
>>14811371
I do like that interpretation of it though, because that fanwork shows that Remi did it because she was searching for a way to make it so she and Flan could live as they please, which resulted in the Scarlet Mist. so its not some "REMI IS SO CRUEL HURT POOR FLAN" shit
>>14811961
what the fuck is with her arm
>>14809872
Isn't that exactly why? Keep 'em dumb, like a pet, so you can do whatever you want to them.
Can't speak for others but my dick is too tiny for any adult female, which is why I'm a raging pedo.
>>14809872
To fuck all day, obviously.
>>14813090
tfw my dick is almost 19cm so I probably won't be able to fuck Flan without restraint. But damn I love developing loli bodies.
>>14810358
>shitty.
Rude.
>>14810771
Where did alarm go?
>>14809872
Flandre is objectively the worst Touhou fanbase. At least Cirno is in other games, and has a fleshed out personality. Flandre is just "le edgy vampire child XD"
fuck you if you like her
>>14813910
She's a powerful youkai, surely it'll be fine.
>>14813948
I think you meant to say the Patchouli/Fatchouli fanbase
>>14814302
Patchouli fans are classy aristocrats so go fuck yourself
>>14814345
They're all retarded filthy secondaries
>>14814375
What Touhou favorites are signs of an actual game player
>>14814397
Touhous that had direct importance to the story in the manga or games such as the main antagonists and cause of incidents, and the ones who solve them.
>>14814469
Reimu confirmed most hardcore anti-secondary favorite girl
>>14814397
Yukarin fans
>>14814397
Remilia.
>>14814397
Aki sisters
>>14815165
That's the sign of a casual that couldn't get past the first level in the easiest 2hu game.
>>14814397
Onilovers
>>14815267
Mountain of Faith doesn't even come close to being the easiest touhou game. I think you are just trying to be an asshole.
>>14815348
You can just bomb through every spellcard and get most of your power back
>>14815348
No need to get offended and pointing out the obvious at a joke, you nignog. I guess you are not as cool as i thought.
>>14815372
>Bombing through cards
>Counting as a clear
pick 1
>>14814397
Flandre.
Beating the extra stage In EoSD is one hell of an accomplishment,and you spend so much time getting good enough that she grows on you.
>>14816308
>Beating the extra stage In EoSD is one hell of an accomplishment
>>14816308
>Beating the extra stage In EoSD is one hell of an accomplishment
>>14816308
>Beating the extra stage In EoSD is one hell of an accomplishment
>>14816308
>Beating the extra stage In EoSD is one hell of an accomplishment
Please don't bully Flan for her poor Danmaku.
>>14816685
Who are you quoting?
>>14816685
Dear newfag,
He's not misusing the greentext function, and thus, that attempt at fitting in doesn't make sense. Please lurk more.
With regards, anon (Me).
>>14816955
Meant for >>14816927
>>14811073
I'd watch the shit out of this
>>14816685
Flan is really cute. I want to hug her!
>>14809872
I'm going to fucking DDoS your family. I hope you get AIDS and fucking cancer on your balls and teeth.
I will find you and fucking rub my dick in your insides. Fucking gay faggot with squirrel AIDS.
Please drink super ultra bleach and go die in Anne Frank's rotten pussy.
Fucking lung cancer piece of shit.
>>14813948
I'm going to fucking DDoS your family. I hope you get AIDS and fucking cancer on your balls and teeth.
I will find you and fucking rub my dick in your insides. Fucking gay faggot with squirrel AIDS.
Please drink super ultra bleach and go die in Anne Frank's rotten pussy.
Fucking lung cancer piece of shit.
>>14816542
>>14816625
>>14816628
>>14816666
>Someone who either didn't beat it or didn't play the game within 3 years of it's release.
>>14821519
Who the hell are you quoting?
And if you're seriously implying that games get easier with time somehow, then I want you to leave.
>>14809872
Because she's sexy as fuck.
>>14814397
marisa but only if you play as her
>>14810636
Remi might be hundreds of years old, but she's, still a child mentally.
Between the two of them, Flan is the more mature one.
>>14821872
Please do not sexualize little Flandre
>>14814397
Yatsuhashi because only game players are aware she exists.
I want to creampie Flan-chan with after not fapping for 10 days!
I can't even remember anymore.
Now it's just the way it is.
Halloween with little Flandre.
>>14835204
you might be onto something
>>14814397
You will get shit on for liking anyone popular.
Coming from someone who has played every game and beat most on hard/lunatic, Marisa would be my favorite as I play on her mainly. Cirno and clownpiece come in second and third respectively.
reading is for nerds anyway
>>14839160
Pretty much this.
Before ULiL it was perfectly fine to like Koishi (sans KTHA tarnishing her a bit) but almost immediately after she became "Flan 2.0". And now it's no longer okay to like her because of her winning that popularity poll.
>>14840259
It's your own fault if you're giving a shit about someone else's opinion on the interbutt.
>>14840268
Who said anything about caring?
>>14809872
>I bet she can't even read.
My dick doesn't have text on it.
That's good.
>>14838905
Poor little Remi couldn't hold it
Pls don't bully her!
>>14841152
Can't write that small?
>>14841183
Nah, the pencil got caught and lost in the foreskin.
>>14841204
I'd've used a pen, personally.
I wonder if Flan tastes like flan.
>>14841300
End yourself.
>>14841300
REMOVE THIS
>>14841300
Delete this sick filth
>>14809872
between Patchy, Meiling, and sakuya, I have no doubt that Flandre is functionally literate.
Practicality forced Remilia to have her home-schooled
I want Flanduru-chwan to bully my dick with her loli hands!
>>14841633
I''d rather her have bully my dick with her soft loli feet
>>14841361
>>14841531
>>14841536
You cannot stop me posting breasts.
>>14841952
WHERE'S THE DEL BUTTON
>>14841992
Bottom right.
>>14841990
This is acceptable.
>>14841990
This is okay
>>14841952
>>14842001
These are disgusting more due to the manface than due to those odious breasts
Fldr is 4 anl sx
>>14841990
This, I do not hate
>>14843943
Me on the left
>>14843943
New Yassy when?
>>14855985
Still not scanned.
>>14855996
>you will never get your dick sandwiched between those soft vampire loli tummies.
Vampire loli tummy?
>>14856352
It's okay, so long as I can get my dick sandwiched between those soft vampire loli butts!
>>14814397
My favorite Touhou is this one because she's a monk and punches evil spirits with a ghost arm.
>>14856925
Good taste, anon.
