why didn't any of you BASTARDS remind me about the sekistory
Because people like you suck the chrome off of a '57 Chevy bumper.
The story will be written the same day the Dallas Cowboys win another Super Bowl.
>>14445001
fuck you kid, you wanna fight?
Is it a sexi story?
I don't care anymore. It's been too long.
>>14445013
I want to strap her head to my ass so she can give me a rimjob while I do her from behind.
i cant believe you guys let the other thread die before the weekend came along now there is no obligation for the seki-story promised
>>14445472
Sekistory never
I feel cold.
>>14445666
>devil trips
seki story confirmed for never
Because the old thread died.
It was never going to happen.
>>14448869
Well, I could write that story myself, but I'm afraid it would only appeal to hardcore spankfags.
>>14450572
What are you trying to tell us, Banki-chan?
>>14450329
I'm waiting warmly.
>there are still some gay people who wouldn't slap that
>>14455381
I'd much rather get sat on by that.
>>14455689
That makes you gay (probably).
>>14451679
Is that a challenge?
>>14457594
If this means I intend to write a sekispanki story better than yours then no, as I can't write for the life of me.
If on the other hand you take it as a challenge and feel compelled to write, then by all means yes!
>>14458024
I'll probably eventually do something.
Here's my glove, now let me throw it in your face.
Post more banki. Discuss story later this weekend
I'm gonna write one because I need to actually write something. I won't share it though, just to keep the meme alive
>>14458838
Fine, fine.
>Sekistory
What the hell is this now?
>>14461172
Some guy said he was going to write a Sekibanki story over a year ago, but never delivered. Some people never let it go.
>>14461209
>Some guy said he was going to write a Sekibanki story over a year ago, but never delivered. Some people never let it go.
... was it just a Sekibanki story, or was it supposed to be romance and/or lewd, too?
>>14461251
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S12715346#p12738589
>>14458024
So, yeah.How should I start?
gonna self insert so hard
>>14465149
A shy, crying Banki is cute too.
>>14461209
Never forget
>>14465581
never forgive
never forget
>>14465149
This image set is really cute!
I'm a writefag (which is less than a writer), but the story will never be mine because I'm not emotionally invested in Sekibanki.
>>14465757
You should be emotionally invested in Sekibanki.
>>14465775
Perhaps after reading a story about her I will be swayed. But, you know how that is.
Seriously though, what comes to mind is kinks involving her separable head. I like Kagerou among the cast of DDC, so I can pair Kagerou with Sekibanki, but there will be a dick (Kagerou's); I can consider other pairings. However, I don't want to write pure self-insert hetero because I have a hard time justifying the girls' reaction to a nameless male unless they are sluts by design.
Either way be careful with what you wish for because I'm not a true sekibankifag...
>>14465826
That sounds extremely unappealing. Maybe you shouldn't after all.
>>14465850
I'm glad you see it my way.
>>14461495
>promising anon lewds
Yep. He fucked up. He fucked up big-time. Poor bastard knew not his mistake.
>>14465826
I said I would try to do something, but given I'm stuck between Christmas and exams, don't count on it.
>>14465971
To be fair, he delivered a Hatate earlier.
>>14465971
It's called trolling.
>>14461495
I'm sorry, /jp/, that post was me.
To make amends I promise to write a small story about Sekibanki this weekend.
>>14471693
Splendid! We will be waiting warmly this weekend.
>>14471693
This time, for sure!
>>14458024
I started it! Look at this if you don't believe me : http://pastebin.com/yH0zngMS
I definitely will write it!Well, later. Have to take a shower, go to work, go to the hospital, visit the family for Christmas...
>>14473416
It it much, much worse to lead on potential readers with "I'll write soon, guys, don't worry!" than it is too just admit you're not going to write.
>>14473441
Sounds like I haven't hit you enough with the gauntler of challenge if you can still speak.
>>14473469
>>14473416
Sounds good, but your grammar is awful...
>>14473416
I like it. The grammar in the begining needs to be cleaned up, but good for a draft. I like that Sekibanki puts on a wavering facade while interacting in the village.
Hope your hospital visit goes well enough.
>>14473874
>>14473930
Feel absolutely free to correct.
>8 hours to think of an excuse to have the maidbanki getting a spanking before I have to move and delay the story to next week
[x] PANIC
[] Procrastinate
>>14477986
Relax. Think about what would draw the head servant's attention to Banki's derriere. A tight fitting kimono accentuating her firm butt, or a poorly worn one that allows glances at her smooth thighs.
Perhaps he spanks her for shoddy work. Perhaps not, but his constant berating causes her inner chuunibyou to come out, reveals herself as a proud youkaiwhich leads to the head servant revealing he used to be an accomplished youkai hunter, seals her power leaving her helpless, leading to a "if you act like a child I'll treat you like one" spanking of her body why her head watches and cries.
Just some ideas. Might be not what you're looking to do. Worse case scenario you just do it next week while we whine about the next weekend meme. I'd rather you not be rushed and put some time into it.
>>14478546
As much as possible, I want to finish this story quickly before I forget about it. I'll try to find something quickly.
I blew my load too early. The story, if uncomplete, is here : http://pastebin.com/UvwSbsQ4
I'll be back next week to finish it and find someone to correct all the typos and grammar errors as well as rewriting the unnatural parts.
If you think you can do better, feel free to finish it. The pastebin will expire in a week, the full story should be finished by then.
Now excuse me, I have to take a very cold shower to calm that raging boner I have.
>>14479209
It does feel like you rushed a little. Still, I love the characterization of Banki. Keep up the good work.
>>14479267
I planned on rushing with the "story" and then adding on descriptions later, since I wanted to finish this tonight.
But then I figured I had no idea how to write a spanking in a satisfactory way, so I went to search for materials. And by the time I got enough materials to write the spanking part, I was out of juice. In many ways.
I'm probably gonna need help to turn this into a decent story, I'm afraid. I'll add some things to the pre-spanking part to make it seem less forced.
>>14479267
can't access pastebin
hows the story like?
skbnk
Bankiki.
>>14479492
Shite
>>14479872
butt sniffingly
>>14479492
Sekibanki works as a maid for Marisa's dad (not appearing in this story), head servant interviews her before hire, begins to suspect she's a youkai, decides to provoke her to make her blow her cover (spanking included).
It's rough and short, but shows promise.
Sekibanki is a bitch toward a bitch.lol i haz made a pun
>>14480043
So it's an OC, huh? Too bad, I hoped it would be Kagerou or Wakasagihime.
>>14480043
>Marisa's dad (not appearing in this story
So Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Movie is in here?
>>14480106
yep
>>14480111
Nice.
>>14480089
What would your plot be like, huh?
>>14480443
I imagine Banki's body is far more timid when left on its own. Without her heads cool demeanor and guidance, the body relies on the help of others. She'd tug on your sleeve until you held her hand while guiding her around, holding your arm tightly when sensing a stranger approaching. You'd tuck her in at night and before leaving she'd silently pull the back of your shirt when you try to leave her side, until you acquiesced and let her headless form use you as a living body pillow. Nothing but warm, personal body language to communicate with her beautiful body.
>>14480527
Isn't she practically blind and deaf if she doesn't have a head near her body?
Someone write a full story already. I really need something to distract myself.
>>14481166
Will do.
Do you spankfags do it because you hate her or because it's another way to play with a butt?
>>14481495
A spanking is a one-hand applause of a magnificent ass.
And it's also sexually fulfilling.
>>14481495
Because spanking is a nice introduction to others forms of sex.
Sekibanki's ass.
I have been promised a spanking storyagain. Where is it?
>>14481495
Both.
Sekibanki's ass.
Bullying Sekibanki.
>week-end is over
>STILL NO SEKIBANKI STORY
I expected nothing and i'm still disappointed.
>>14483118
Good.
>>14483427
Not good.
>>14483459
It would eventually lead to lewd, and lewd is bad, no?
>>14483530
Says who?shit it was the only picture I had
>>14483538
Lewd IS bad, Anon.
>>14483561
Says the guy who keeps posting teasers pictures of Sekibanki slowly undressing.
>>14481495
Not nearly as big as a spanking fan as the other guys, but it's nice to see the ass get all hot and red and to hear the little yelps from the girl and see her flinch as she gets spanked. It's cute.
>>14483575
Nothing lewd about being naked.
>>14483923
You're not fooling me. I know what's happening under that picture.She's removing shoes that are actually too small for her.
>>14483928
That'sprobablyexactly what's happening.
It's a tight fit.
>>14483938
So lewd.
So good.
>>14483530
>>14483561
>>14483923
>>14483938
Is this CM3D2 too? This is important.
>>14484001
It is
Sekibanki wants to go for a dip. Will you watch her clothes for a bit? Just don't do anything weird to them!
>>14484044
*whistles innocently*
>>14484003
Ok now I NEED this game in my life.
I've seen screenshots of Clownpiece too, are there other mods that you know of?
>>14484044
Is there spanking in that game? I'd like to see Sekibanki walking around in a red swimsuit with red marks on her ass.
>>14485894
There is some. Mainly in S&M positions.You can't exactly see your maids "walking around" though.
>>14486448
Booo. Most of the fun with spanking comes after, when you watch the girl fidgeting around when sitting, pulling on her clothes to make sure they don't touch her butt, and teasing her about it.
>>14486504
It's an H-game, not a degenerate simulator.
>>14486524
Oh, the ironing.
>>14486524
There's a difference?
>>14486524
Post picture of her butt.
>>14486813
Now why would you want me to do that?
>>14486925
Because I have such a lust for Sekibanki's ass and I cannot fulfill it and if I can't get rid of that raging boner I'll end up raping my seventy-years old neighbour.
>>14486950
For the good of the old lady then.
>>14486954
Nice.Sekibanki story WHEN
>>14487254
I ain't going back to writing 2hu fics. I'm just gonna keep posting low quality Banki.
Blackmailing the Banki!
>>14487567
I can think of many, many better things to do to Sekibanki.
Sekibanki needs more love!
>>14487810
Such as?
>>14488163
Going out with her, orspanking her.
Actually, a story where Sekibanki is blackmailed into getting spanked and going out sounds good. Too bad I can't write.
>>14488178
How about enslaving the Banki?
>>14488189
Enslaving her means breaking her.
And if her mind is broken, spanking her is far less interesting. So, no, it's better to blackmail her, see the tears of frustration in her eyes as you loudly ponder about what you do, and watching as she unconsciously covers her ass when you decide to spank her.
And once you're done spanking her, you can add that you're not done yet, and laugh at her horrified face when you decide aloud to go watch a movie at the nearest cinema, which means she'll have to sit straight for 2 hours on her painful ass.
And as you finally let her go, tears swelling in her eyes, trying to keep her skirt down because of the wind, seeing her face as you wish her goodbye and say "see you next week, same day, same time".
And as she walks away, the wind slightly raises her skirt, allowed one or two people walking by to catch a glimpse of the already fading spanking marks on her butt, hidden by her white panties, but unrevealed for a magical moment.
Some birds are better left in the wild than in a cade, Anon.
>>14486524
CM3D2 is garbage
even at high settings the graphics are shit compared to your average illusion game
>>14488253
In a CAGE. Dammit, I fucked it all up with that typo.
>>14488189
Also, shy people look to the left, not to the right.
>>14488253
There are no cinemas in Gensokyo.
>>14488351
[Source needed]
>>14488268
On the other hand, Illusion games are GPU killersexcepting Play Club, which someway performed half-decently for their first foray into Unity.
>>14488351
Details, details...
In the worst casee we can make one. We have the technology calledoriginal character's bullshit powers.
You people have the worst fantasies. Skbnk is too simultaneously cool and cute for this.
Fuzzy cuddly love 4evur.
>>14488444
>You people have the worst fantasies
Spanking is actually extremely mild. If you want "worst" fantasies, check petrification, vore, guro, torture, whipping and hand holding.
>>14488455
I'm referring to the mindbreak and shit. I don't understand mindbreak and I never will. What's the point of removing everything about a character besides their appearance? I guess if that's all you care about, but that sucks too.
And worst is hyperbole. Everyone knows there's worse. It still sucks. Because I don't like it.
>>14488498
>say I don't like mindbreak
>several time
>makes up a shitload of reasons to explain why mindbreak is bad
>even writes a small story explaining why mindbreak sucks and how girls are cuter when they have emotions
>"dud i dont understand why u liek mindbreak"
>>14488498
>reading comprehension : FAIL
>>14488514
>>14489572
Spanking blackmail and sex gymnastics involving disembodied heads are pretty shithouse too.
>>14489633
>"dude mindbreak sucks"
>"that's exactly what I said, moron"
>"O-o-o-o-o-oh yeah? W-well spanking is bad t-too"
Yawn.
I'm back, I'll resume the work on >>14479209
>>14493442
Sekicutie.
Found that on Pixiv, might interest you.
THERE WILL NEVER A SEKISTORY
>>14499806
It's not finished, it doesn't count.
What's this Sekistory that everyone is talking about, anyway?
>>14505848
A prophecy that have yet to realize.
>>14505848
Simply put, a long time ago, in a thread far, far away, there was an Anon that was aroused. Unable to find a vessel to clench his thirst for Sekibanki's butt, and suffering from a horribly niché fetish, he was suffering, posting pages after pages of Sekibanki's ass, only arousing himself further, and slowly draining his sanity as his lust slowly took over.
But then, a writefag named Taiyakisoba appeared to him, and promised to write a story that would finally fulfill the desperate spankfag's lust for butt, while containing enough cute headless shenanigans to appeal to the other anons that shared the spankfag's suffering but not his appetite for freshly slapped bottom.
Alas, the story never was written, despite several promises from different writefags. Left alone, Anonymous could only suffer in silence, waiting for the chosen one that would free him for his unsufferable lust, and thus would shatter the curse imposed on anyone who wanted to write about the rokurokubi.
Speaking of Banki's butt.
Happy rape with Sekibanki?
>>14506505
What there you did I see.
>>14507941
S...e...k...i...b...a...n...k...i...'s...
a...s...s...
Oh damn, I forgot about the story. I'll definitely finish it tomorrow.
>>14508310
What have I done?
>>14508330
THERE WILL NEVER A TOMORROW.
>>14508337
SQUADALAH
Oh, come on. If you shits can't create a sekistory for almost a year already, at least translate this one, you useless fucks
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54121647
>>14508403
I want to have consenual in the missionary with village banki!
I want her to leg wrap me while begging me to come inside!
Guys, I'm sorry.
>>14508430
village banki is my wife !!
>>14473416
>This page is no longer available. It has either expired, been removed by it's creator, or removed by one of the Pastebin staff.
>>14509658
>>14509681
I can't believe it, the curse is true!
>>14509695I'm just fucking with you dude. The pastebin just expired, but I still have the file and I'm trying to finish it right now.
>>14505848
So she would would be the Blind fight in the Legend of Myon?
>>14509708
Fake and gay.
Is it SKBNK's time to shine?
Another weekend, another lie.
>>14516324
Sorry, but health trouble happened. Basically, I lost a tooth out of the blue. That's bad news.
If you're a bad enough dude to finish the story, here you go : http://pastebin.com/cje1317A
>>14517309
pls dont die
>>14517505
I won't die, but I have too much on my mind to write anything at all.
If you want that story done before 2016, you'll have to finish it yourself. Or write a new one.
OK, guys, I'm from TH-P and I'm rising to the task. I'm gonna write you a COMPLETE AND SELF-CONTAINED Sekistory this weekend. With the final deadline of Sunday afternoon.
Stay tuned.
>>14520637
>I'm from TH-P
Oh. So part one will come immediately, and we'll have to wait weeks for a part two that will introduce an donut steel, and you'll bring fans from your website that will harass anyone that doesn't praise you.
>>14520708
Now that's just rude. Consider my promise cancelled.
>>14520818
Given you would never deliver anyway, that's not a loss. Now fuck off back to your hugbox.
>>14520637
>>14520818
>waaa how dare you not suck my cock
>i unilaterally break my promise
I don't know what TH-P is but it sounds like a giant piece of shit if it craps giant turds like you with such a fragile ego, oathbreaker.
>>14520708
>>14520983
>>14520995
What happened to "beggars can't be choosers"? You sound like thoroughly unpleasant fellows, dear fans of Sekibanki. At least she's nothing like you.
>>14521039
Beggar doesn't mean prostitute. I'm not going to suck some guy's dick after he threw a fit because someone poked fun at TH-P.
That faggot wants respect while having absolutely nothing to deserve said respect.
>>14521045
Hell, I guess you're right. He backed out too easily and the triumphant emphasis on his TH-P background is suspicious. On another note, lately I've come to like Sekibanki a lot more than I did before and am now considering writing a story with her, so you can count that as another promise.
>>14521069
He was probably about to advertise for his story in which an outsider specifically picked by Yukari is thrown in gensokyo and uses his superior scientific knowledge to fuck all the touhous.
>>14521092
I see. I'm not really familiar with what's going on at THP. I found a few good stories on there, but most are poorly written, just like on any other site dedicated to fan fiction.
I guess I know that story though, I have to say it's not my preference.
is this a thing already?
>>14521118
THP has a better cool:shit story ratio than fanfiction.net, but most of the stories are still shit.
Pretty much all of them are "you are an outsider in Gensokyo, what do you do now?"
Strangely, it makes them extremely obnoxious and arrogant, as they're under the delusions that they're actually good. That delusion is further encouraged by the way that they're basically a giant circlejerk at this point, constantly shitting on newfags.
TL;DR : a circlejerk who made 2 good stories and now believe they're all perfects and deserve unlimited respect from us peasants.
>>14521131
Is THP the moon?
>>14521131
they picked up /jp/ elitist culture and stuck with it lmao, its 2015, even /jp/ is opening up to the newfriends
>>14521156
I rmeember when they tried to open to newfags. It was a hilarious failure : they wanted new people, but >muh culture, >muh unwritten rules
>>14521131
Well, promise not to bully me, and I will write my story for you 4chan users in the near future. I'll write it either way actually, because I love writing for the sake of it, but I will feel much more inclined to post my story here if I'm not immediately rejected.
Some foreshadowing: No OCs, pairing with Kagerou,futanari, a decent emphasis on romance and feelings. Basically, I've been rejected here before, but I'm figuring it doesn't hurt to make sure once again.
>>14521174
sure go for it, ill wait for your stories there
>>14521174
>No OCs, pairing with Kagerou, futanari, a decent emphasis on romance and feelings
I have no more complains, that sounds okay by me.
>>14521183
>>14521197
Very well. If you don't see a story by spring, you can assume that I after all wasn't strictly lying when I posted >>14465757.
>>14521174
That sounds horrible.
>>14521174
Ignore bullying, anon. If you feel like writing it for the sake of it, then please do it and post it everywhere you like. There'll always be some morons ready to shit on it, but on the other hand there will be some people who will like it. I can't write for the life of me, so I'll read your story for sure. If i like it then we both win, if I don't I won't jump on you. No way to know until you post it, so there's no need for me or everyone else to bash it beforehand and kill it before it sees the light.
To the guys above: Sorry, the truth is I'm not from TH-P (haven't visited in years) and I had no idea the place had become so venomous.You're still not getting your Sekistory though, because if I were writing, I'd be writingFuto.
These two are 2cute together.
>>14524301
Not too worried about being pooh-pooh'd by select anons on this board--they may be autistic or whatever, so their behaviour can be excused. I was more concerned with testing the waters at all, because I knew not the demands of old fans.
Either way currently busy with the holidays, but will start writing in earnest presently after New Year's. I feel that it is necessary for me to beat in danmaku both of my girls of choice on Lunatic perfectly in order to get to know them better (for what it is really worth), but that should come quickly because they are only stage 2 and 3 bosses. I've already managed Sekibanki! She is my favourite stage 2 boss in terms of mechanics. Kagerou seems to be predominantly RNG, but I can handle that...
