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I cast Awoo!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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First Christmas AWOO of December.
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>>14431293
Hi Doc/Gauf/Memelord
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>>14431433
>Gauf
That faggot's back? Ah shit.
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Did someone say awoo?
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>>14431433
I am anon.
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>>14431438
>>14431431
>>14431427
AWOOOOOOO
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>>14431438
I like your style, girl.
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>>14431438
Nice awoo.
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Hug the cold fluffy tail
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>>14431442
The Awoos have successfully summoned the host of the nightmare!
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>>14431438
Niiice.
I can't believe I forgot that someone was doing a wedding Hellhound.
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>>14431427
>>14431222
>All followers will get to marry one of her cute Anubis daughters
Well that sounds lovely but isn't set actually a huge bitch
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>>14431442
>>14431449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfYKbc1_a0
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I want to grope my Kobold daughteru's flat chest and pinch her nipples when she's trying to watch TV!
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>>14431438
Worst girl. Werewolves are much cuter.
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>>14431437
Gauf is an okay guy.
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>>14431438
That was fast.

She looks stunning, too. My only complaint is that I wish the picture was bigger. 800x800 is hardly big enough to set as my wallpaper.
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We weren't on page 10 for that long, surprisingly.
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>>14431438
No, but can we pretend I did?
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>>14431451
Oh she's the fucking worst.

>>14431458
That's amazing.
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>>14431431
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>>14431458
You're good company, and I pray for your continuing growth as a drawfag.
Thanks for the Valkyrie Selvaria by the way.
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>>14431458
Huband?
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>>14431458
Jubjub should perform inspections and spell-checks on her equipment before she takes it out for a flight.
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>>14431458
>Someone actually drew Jetjub

Wow. Well done.
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>>14431460
>Oh she's the fucking worst.
Why is that?
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>>14431476
Imagine the shittiest person you know alright? Now make that person a thousand times worse and a murderous cunt.

That is Set.
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>>14431446
She's getting all the hugs, then I'm giving her my jacket.
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>>14431439
>DILFs are shit, prove me wrong
>Fuck you, older men are the best. I want a nice onii-chan to dominate me.
>Then you're clearly wrong, otoutos are the way to go.
>Human boys are shit, they only love you for your pussy and would abandon you if they found a better one
>When are the writefags going to update? I want to read about scary boys, or adoptive fathers dicking their spidergirl daughter, or human bullies getting butchered.
>Reminder that boys kissing boys is the purest love, het fags get out.
>Fucking alps get out

Then it goes on for a hour or so before janet tabs away from her porn and deletes everything.
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>>14431458
Is that text in the jetstream supposed to say "husband"?
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>>14431449
>Awwwhh nowoooo, I'm wakin' up.
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>>14431427
Is that supposed to be a generic dog girl, or is she from an existing series?
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>>14431456
Fine. I'm on my laptop right now so this is as good as it gets.
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We need more Hell-sune's.
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We need less Hell-sune's.
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>>14431509
Good job friend
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>>14431509
And bob's you uncle, a new wallpaper is made
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I love Miia!
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>>14431519
But does she love you?
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>>14431509
Oh, sweet hell.
That'll more than suffice.
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>>14431521
Yes
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>>14431519
Meer a shit!
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>>14431526
She's not real.
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>>14431458
Fuck yeah, that's amazing. Thank you.
Jubjub is love
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>>14431519
Reminder that literally every player of the online game gets Miia, she is the welfare monstergirl.
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>>14431482
Anon, you need to be a bit more descriptive. Any one can insult-what did she do? What does she stand for? My own anubutt, even if it's an arranged marriage is extremely tempting
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>>14431531
Please do not argue with the schizophrenics, Anon. We just cleaned the feces off their cell walls, do not rile them up again.
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>>14431531
As I've said before

That's fine since i wont be real in a few decades either
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>>14431458
Fixed it http://i.imgur.com/Z6y8uwA.png
>>14431468
Glad you liked it
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>>14431541
No problemo.
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>>14431540
But it's escapism! It's not healthy!
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>>14431536
How/What is that game?
I've seen a few images but nothing more
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>>14431513
Kitsunes go with everything.
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>>14431563
Especially with Hellhounds.
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>>14431552
Is it really less healthy than slowly destroying myself in an unhappy downward spiral of depression?
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I dunno how to open a Krampus story
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>>14431559
http://pastebin.com/Zhdp1c2V

tl;dr it's a webgame in the vein of Kantai Collection. Same people actually. Has all the main cast of EMG and a bunch of new characters that I've been TLing and posting here as we see them. MON squad hasn't been shown yet, I dare say they'll come later though.

And Miia is the character everyone gets from the tutorial.
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>>14431565
Yes. Haven't you seen paranoia agent?
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>>14431552
Death is the ultimate escapism, and it's where we all end up eventually
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>>14431565
It's part of the problem.
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>>14431507
Generic dog girl, I guess.

The title of the picture is "WereWolf-Mage"
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>>14431566
Start off with "T'was the night before Christmas", and then go on to write a humoursly twisted variation of the classic poem.
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>>14431572
Alrighty then.
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>>14431568
That was about not accepting the consequences of your actions. We've accepted our lives, that's why we're trying to avoid it.
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>>14431578
You're only fooling yourself, but I guess that's just enough for you, ain't it!?
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>>14431438
>>14431509
Cute 10/10, would marry on the spot.
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>>14431578
Same thing really.
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>>14431581
If I'm happy, what makes you think it's your right to crush that?
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>>14431564
>>14431563
>>14431511
Someone likes Solange..
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>>14431586
Ugh. That face.
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>>14431586
OH GOD IT'S AWFUL
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>>14431586
>That face
UncontrolablePuking.webm
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>>14431586
>That god damn face
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>>14431586
That face really is quite terrible. A nine-tailed hellhound deserves better.
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>>14431586
That face soils an otherwise lovely body.
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>>14431438
I did! She's beautiful, keep up the good work.
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Sorry, not all of them turn out great...
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>>14431613
This one is great anon, I really like this pic.
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>>14431613
Well this looks like it turned out fine
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>>14431613
pretty fucking good actually
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You can thank Less.
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>>14431567
Huh.
Looks interesting at least.

Never played boat sluts though
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>>14431627
Maybe I'll thank the bastard when he shows up
But for now he's getting nothing from me
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You and your monster girl waifu go on an epic medieval quest to save the world, what kind of weapon from that era does she bring with her?
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>>14431613
>>14431627
Just imagine how powerful a kitsune hellhound might be.
I mean, consider how hellhounds already have the strength and ability to not just survive in Hell, but thrive and act as guards to all the nasties down there. Then remember that nine-tailed kitsunes are effectively gods in their own right.

Kitsune hellhounds could probably act as the standalone rulers of Hell by themselves.
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>>14431627
that delicious thickness mmmmm
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Christmas snek
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>>14431644
Miia a shit, Hikage is a much better snek.
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>>14431636
We're gonna trivialize this shit as much as possible.
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>Find an area where you're likely to be attacked by a Vampire
>Stuff your cheeks with raging mushrooms, ready to swallow them at a moment's notice
>A Vampire takes the bait, and you gulp down the mushrooms before she can render you docile and obedient
>Turn the tables on her
>End up violating her all night long in a near blind lust
>3 weeks later, she tracks you down
>Knocks on your door, shoves a positive pregnancy test into your hands
>"You put this half breed in me, so be a man and take responsibility for her."
>She's blushing
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>>14431644
Can't go a single day without desperately wishing this anime/manga didn't exist.
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>>14431655
>wanting to rape
>not wanting to BE raped
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>>14431660
I can't go a single day without wanting to cuddle my wife!
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>>14431655
I want this.
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>>14431660
Why so butthurt.
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>>14431661
But it's not rape anymore if you want it!
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24 more days until your punishment, nerds!
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>>14431660
Same desu senpai

Have a tiddyfox
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>>14431651
anon i dont think you can really compare them
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>>14431586
>That face
You don't need to reinforce how shitty hellhounds are.
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>>14431655
>Dig mushrooms
>Love the fuck out of them
>Go to new places to find new mushrooms to eat
>Heard of a rare halfbreed between rage and undead lamentation
>Takes you into perilous territory, but you find them in a cave atop a mountain surrounded by a mote of mist
>Cook immediately, garnish with garlic
>The scent attracts a feral vamp who lived just further up in the cave, a plague upon nearby villages, she attacks just as the spoon enters your mouth
>Known as Vampire hunter D henceforth, who carries vials of mushroom and garlic sauce, instead of holy water.
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>>14431664
My favorite is Rachne but Miia is okay.
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>>14431680
That's a nice fox.
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>>14431685
Yeah I can, you can't stop me.
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>>14431687
Oh, you are back.
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>>14431679
Krampusnacht is four days away you emo goth bitch.
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>>14431702
No, you're thinking of someone else.
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>>14431705
Oh shit, it's that close?!

I'm not ready!
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>>14431680
I've seen bigger.
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>>14431707
Sure, sure.
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>>14431636
The Crissaegrim because she's a cheap little shit.
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>>14431710
Lilith is pure.
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>>14431709
>That hip/waist ratio
Good lord
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>>14431709
Those are just unwieldy. Best to set an upper limit lest it get ridiculous.
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>>14431709
Those are some great tits and some lickable abs.
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>>14431722
No such thing as unwieldy breasts. Just weak bitches.
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>>14431636
Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker
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Here's a quick translation of the cheshire preview, in case you were curious what they were saying. Nothing unexpected.

http://imgur.com/a/jOf6p

I'm not expecting much out of this doujin. It'll probably be just another bland vanilla femdom thing only notable because the mg in it is a cheshire.
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clean, petite gazer feet
cute enough to eat
no one else's can compete
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>>14431750
I hope there are panels that focus exclusively on that fat cat ass.
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>>14431757
wife feet
cute to eat
not real eat but mostly lick
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Buff delinquent Hellhounds?
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>>14431780
Yes.
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>>14431750
I like the heavy britbong accent version more
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>>14431757
>>14431774
10/10, would delicately suckle a Gazer's latex-covered toes.
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>>14431780
runty, flat-chested hellhound that no one takes seriously until one day they meet someone who does and finally gain some self confidence
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>>14431790
All of wife is good, great.
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>tfw Gazerfag is making you like gazers far more than you expected
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>>14431820
he did it to me too

the art won me over
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>>14431780
Buff no. Fit feminine body, tomboy personality. Short hair.
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>>14431820
It's kind of the same way how Apophis became more well-received, isn't it.
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>>14431823
>>14431820
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>>14431679
>>14431705
This reminded me too much of Helga from Hey Arnold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnuIT3p5t6o
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>>14431825
Good taste.
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>>14431820
>>14431823
You know a girl is shit when a massive influx of art and discussion does absolutely nothing. Feels good to be set in my ways.
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>>14431825
Eh too skinny for my tastes. I like a girl with a thin layer of fat over powerful muscle. You however are entitled to your opinion.
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>>14431844
maybe that just means you're shit?
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>>14431825
I desperately need more Tomboy monster girls in my life.
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>>14431853
tomboy Kikimora whos character conflicts with her status as a perfect maid
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>>14431844
Opinions are like assholes, you're trying to stretch yours too wide and subject other people to it.
Cut the first half of that and you're a bit better off, fellow.
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>>14431825
>not liking buff women
You're entitled to your taste but I disagree.
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>>14431849
>>14431858
No one gave a fuck about gazers until that one waifu fag started commissioning and posting art. Maybe you're all just too wishy-washy? If some dude starts buying art of some other random girl like the pot devil, would she be the new thing?
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>>14431861
I wish to snuggle those abs
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>>14431865
Maybe we're not all narrowminded asshats?
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>>14431861
I want to ruin those abs with children
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>>14431865
she was ignored, a dedicated man who saw the light brought her to our wider attention, and we too saw her greatness

why is this so difficult for you?
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>>14431865
I would like more pot devil. She's cute.
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>>14431865
Kos please grant this fucker some damn insight so he can stop being a beastly idiot.
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>>14431875
>and we too saw her greatness
Yea, so you're just wishy-washy. What's difficult about it?
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>>14431873
If for some reason you don't like abs I guess you could go for a less oni-ish oni...
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>>14431891
... But why would you?
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>>14431891
I'm going to ruin her figure with children
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>>14431881
>"wishy washy"

Yeah I don't think you know the meaning of what you're saying.

YOU are being difficult, you're acting like this is such a hard concept but it's not.

Pot Devil is shit and unpopular

Gazer (and girls like magma golem and Hinezumi) are good but unpopular

Gazer-fag pushed Gazer to the forefront and made everyone go "Oh, she's pretty cool and cute."

The same would probably happen if someone tried the same thing with the other girls I listed too.
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I want to impregnate Yuugi, best Oni.
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>>14431784
You mean this shitty version that Ovaries did?
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I want Youmu as a monoeye monstergirl
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>>14431906
I know it's shitty every other way, but i prefer the Cheshire being a britbong, it just fits for some reason
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>>14431902
I'm glad I had such an effect here.
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>>14431896
I tend to like my women a little on the softer side. Like, that definition line you get down the center of a toned belly is just a little short of my ideal as far as muscle goes. Your image hits it pretty squarely though.
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>>14431902
Dunno why you insist in implying that there is something I don't understand, but whatever floats your boat.
>Pot Devil is shit
Watch your fucking tongue, heathen cunt.
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>>14431836
>OI BOLSHEVIK
>IS FOUR DAYS, TWO HOURS, AND FORTY TWO MINUTES UNTIL YOU GET RAPED
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>>14431912
That's because they'd pretty much be

>Cheshire Cat - Cockney
>Mad Hatter - Londoner posh
>Jabberwock - Ye Auld English
>March Hare - Midlander
>Jub-Jub - Inarticulate sounds of frumious fornication
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>>14431914
You're entitled to your taste. I like muscles myself.
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>>14431932
>Jub-Jub - Inarticulate sounds of frumious fornication
That's not fair anon.
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>You'll never be your extremely strict and orderly Anubis boss' slovenly secret
>She'll never forgo her pristine office and spotless home to fuck you in your shitty apartment because the empty soda cans and dirty dishes turn her on
>She'll never affectionately refer to you as her dirty boy
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>>14431949
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>>14431932
I want chavvy monstergirls
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>>14431936
Unfair, but not inaccurate.
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>>14431936
Not in the mood to be fair ya mug.
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>>14431959
How do you even have a deep,meaningful conversation with one then?
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>>14431969
Body Language?
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>people implying Jubjubs can't talk words good
This makes me a sad anon.
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>>14431969
Maybe somehow satisfy them long enough that they don't have to think about sex?

Who am I kidding? That'll never happen.
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>>14431980
They probably haft soft, energetic voices.
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>>14431982
The trick is in being able to think meaningful thoughts WHILE you're balls deep. Jubjubs are actually quite deep thinkers, but you need to plug the leak in their dam before the lake can full up.
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>>14431991
Yes, but how do they hold jobs? How do they have social lives? I mean, you can't have one be orgasming all the time, that's just inconvenient.
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>>14431980
She says good morning to you in the most amazing way, with a blowjob. Once she's had breakfast she'll get more chatty. Your seed is a better pick me up that coffee.
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>>14432008
I imagine that would involve quite a bit of effort in undoing some of the damage the Queen of Hearts did.
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>>14432021
Being a Jubjub is suffering.
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>>14431980
Hmm, well here's your problem.

They seem to only have sex on their mind.
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>>14432008
Like I said, plugs. Possibly in both holes. Kind of like a jiangshi, only squawkier.
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>MFW MILF MGs like Apoopis
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>>14432027
You're forgetting "babies", "husband", and "make babies with husband."
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>>14432021
Out of curiosity, does anyone use those areas in a modern day MG setting, or only restrict them to fantasy settings? Like, making Wonderland and Pandemonium either countries or just massive, cordoned off stretches of land that governments embargo.
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>>14432033
Pretty sure those fall under the jurisdiction of sex.
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>>14432031
MILFs are shit.

Yandere onee-chan or bust.
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>>14432031
Leave and take your taste with you.
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>>14432024
It is, because I really love their design. They look so damned cuddly.
If only they didn't feel the need to be coupled with their husband 24/7. I realize that KC likes to use exaggerations in the profiles, but I'm sure that with how crazy Wonderland is, the Jubjub is probably really like that.

>>14432038
I imagine them to be separate from Earth, requiring portals and the like to enter and exit.
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>>14432044
How about regular onee-chan that just wants to cuddle? Does she necessarily need to be murderous?
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>>14432044
onee chan > christmas cake > imouto >>> milf
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>>14432051
Because not all yanderes are the stibbity stab type.
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>>14432045
My taste is fine.
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>>14432056
I thought that was the entire point of a yandere?
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>MILF hating
>Every monster has to miraculously be an unsullied virgin
>Not wanting to heal a hurt mother and her child
You people disappoint me sometimes
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>>14432058
I thought that the point was to be excessively obsessive, which may or may not lead to violence toward potential competitors.
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>>14432058
Niet.
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>>14432052
That is right on the money.
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>>14432049
I imagine getting her out of Wonderland and giving her hobbies wil helpl temper her lusts so she can function well enough in society.
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>>14432061
I'm in no condition to heal another. If anything, we'd just end up licking each others' open wounds.
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>>14432052
FITE ME

They're all wonderful.
Although the lack of love for aunties is disappointing.
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I want to cover my naked body in nachos and have alps eat them off of me.
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>>14432086
>Bruce Timmverse is dead
>DC Animation other than direct-to-dvd stuff is dead

Suffering
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>>14432086
>Werebat daughter stolen by cheshire
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>>14432077
>Getting her out of Wonderland
That would be one hell of a culture shock for any monster coming out of there, without the flood of demonic energy and things actually making sense.
It would be a step in the right direction, though. And now I'm imagining a Jubjub clinging closely to her husband while he shows her around, frightened about everything new.
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>>14432099
Werebats get and deserve no love.
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>>14432093
Please stop stealing and eating Miia's panties!
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>>14432106
Tell Miia to stop wearing gamerfuel! It's like she wants to be attacked!
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Sleepy wife.
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>>14432120
Wanna suckle her toes

Gonna suckle her toes
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>>14432120
She's ruining those sheets.
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>>14432078
Just being there is enough to help
>Have a monster co-worker
>Decent friends with her, spend some time together outside work
>Regrettably, she's spoken for
>Though from what she's told you, she wishes it weren't the case
>Her relationship's been pretty rocky for a while
>Being able to talk to you has helped her cope, though
>One night, hear a knock on your apartment door
>Open it
>She's standing in front of you, visibly bruised on her face
>Her child is clinging to her leg, tears streaked on her face
>You bring them in and sit them on the couch
>Give her a blanket to wrap up in
>She says it was her husband. Well, ex-husband now
>They got into another fight and things got physical
>He'd gotten mad before, but never enough to actually touch her
>She breaks down, crying as she wonders where it all went wrong
>You can't say anything to comfort her. What could you say?
>You just put your arms around her & hold her close as she lets it out
>Her kid crawls up into your lap, squirming in under your arm to hug mommy, too
>Just stay like that for what feels like forever
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>>14432117
>Gamerfuel
And people wonder why so many alps end up thick
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>>14432120
I want my Hellhound childhood friend to sneak into my house in her pajamas and cuddle up with me while I sleep.
I want to wake up to her laying on top of me and smiling cheerfully.
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>>14432117
I want to eat Miia's Doritos panties and drink Mnt Dew from her navel!
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>>14432129
Oh this is white knight as fuck.
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>>14432148
A white knight would do something more than just hold her.

Then again, that's how Sonny got suckered into a trap.
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>>14432148
What would you do?
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>>14432078
You took the words right out of my mouth.
On a related note, I like them all, but the little sisters are rated a little lower because of my experience with them.
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>>14432148
>Basic human empathy is white knighting
How does it feel to be so jaded, anon?
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>>14432120
I never really got the appeal of the hat thing and bed time.

Seems like a worthless inconvenience that serves no purpose.
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>>14432148
>comforting a friend in her time of need is white knighting
>even when she came to you
Come on now, don't be so salty.
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>>14432159
Keep my fucking distance right from the start, because a woman bitching to you about her relationship is a gigantic red flag, a coworker's even worse.
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>>14432158
>>14432159
>>14432170
>>14432179
White Knight faggots go back to reddit.
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>>14432190
No, heartless anon go back to /b/ or /pol/.
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>>14432190
Saltier than the fries at a Wendy's.
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>>14432190
So badass.
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>>14432172
Cute.
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>>14432190
Edgyyyy!
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>>14432190
What about Green Knights? Where do they go?
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>>14432172
That some kind of eel or sea snake?
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>>14432211
Wherever has the most hippies.
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>>14432129
>>Just stay like that for what feels like forever
>You only realise how much time has past, when the waifu comes home.
>She sees your friend crying, the bruise, and instantly puts two and two together.
>Together you figure something out, giving them the spare room and contacting some people to deal with the ex
Boom. Situation un-shittified.
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>>14432211
Fuck that! Red Knight 4 lyfe!
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>>14432220
Damn, knigga, you angry.
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>>14432220
Bitch, please. Black Knight all the way.

We even have better music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKDvjVzpNQ
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>>14432219
>bending to the will of a shitter
;_;
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>Put your mouth where the cunny is!
>I-I mean money
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>>14432229
Can I do both?
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>>14432228
No, I thought the situation was a fucked, complex twist of shit in the first place. What can I say, I like things simple.
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>>14432229
>Put your mouth where the cunny is!
>innocent loli demanding sex
muh dick
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>>14432229
Were you talking with a March Hare?
>>14432234
A hairless March Hare.
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>>14432211
>>14432220
>>14432225
>>14432226
Time to bring back a classic.
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>>14432248
Every so once in a while, I need to re-read that to remember how wonderful /tg/ can be. I was in the original thread and still find it hilarious.
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>>14432234
Innocent spray tanned succubus loli with a POUTY face
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>>14432264
>spray tanned
Absolutely haram.
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>>14431438
This is great
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>>14432264
No, innocent Kobold daughteru who likes it when daddy suckles her lady bits.
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>>14432131
Eroe and Yajiro Masaru have sold me on thick alps.
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>>14432289
I want to cumflate kobold daughteru and plug her up so she can walk around 'just like mommy.'
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>>14432294
I commend you on your spectacular taste mister anon.
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