A berserk Raymoo is after you with an unslakeable thirst for blood and money.
You may have one 2hu protect you from her rampage, except for Yukari Yakumo bullshit hax.
Who do you pick and why?
>>14404030
Marisa is the obvious choice since she's the only person Reimu would ever listen to.
What's she gonna do, flap me with a gohei? I'm human.
>>14404059
Marisa might just tell you to fuck off though or bully you even worse.
I think Keine would be willing to help. Maybe Mokou, if you appealed to her properly.
>>14404070
>what are Ying Yang orbs
>>14404030
What did I do to make Reimu so mad at me?
Marisa. Hopefully we can outfly Reimu
>>14404094
You raped her shitter.
>>14404094
Stole money from her shrine box, licked her armpit, called her flat, and spread rumors that she's a zombie.
Always bet on Marissa
>>14404118
>stole money from her shrine box
that me -_-
Daily reminder that Marisa is rarely ever operating higher than "Normal".
Well Touhou Metal Theater 2 addressed this exactly. But someone C and D'd it and its been removed from YouTube.
>>14404176
What happened?
>>14404030
kaguya
just think of all that hime dosh she got yo
that should call of the hounds yeah?
PC-98 Reimu.
"Look how cute and innocent you used to be! You didn't need money to be happy!"
>>14404176
What? It didn't get taken down, it's still up.
>>14404070
The wooden part still hurts and you can get paper-cuts as well.
Sakuya or kaguya due to time hax
>>14404030
I choose the Raymoo who's trying to kill me as my protector, then she just has to protect me from herself!
>>14404381
Only the trailer.
>>14404733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy9cBEJpuT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEM5jChygc
Yes, I know this is cheating but whatever.
Obviously, kind and mild gentle Yuukarin is the best choice as the strongest in Gensokyo.
>>14405801
>can control flower
>strongest
xD
>>14405606
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEM5jChygc
What's the little theme that plays at the beginning of the trailer where Nitori is tinkering with the Iron Maiden helmet?
>>14405891
THE 2HU THEME
>>14404030
I'm sitting in the real world, so the border will keep her and all the other touhous outside of the really REALLY overpowered ones from coming after me.How many touhous can actually circumvent the border and thus would be REALLY REALLY bad to have pissed off? Moon bitches and Yukari + her servants are the easy ones, anyone else?
>>14405891
It's like a weird muzak version of Beloved Tomboyish Girl. It threw me off at first since Cirno isn't in that scene, so I thought that wouldn't make sense, but it is.
>>14406100
Whoever the fuck the extra stage boss of DDC was, because no one would recognize her if she was in the real world anyways. Or in general.
...Who was it again? Fucking hell I can name literally all the others (Flandre, Ran/Yukari, Mokou, NAN, Swuako, Koishi, Nue, Mamizou, ____, and Hecata) but DDC's apparently has the power to erase itself from memory or something.
>>14406138
Nobody, DDC never even HAD an extra stage.
Seija with her cheat-like items.
>>14406177
>DDC didn't have an extra stage
Worst Touhou game confirmed.
>>14404030
Kosuzu. Raymoo doesn't want to look bad in front of the kids.
>>14405885
If Superman was a 2hu, his power would be listed as "seeing through walls".
>>14404337
Somebody should remind Reimu of her old ways
>>14404316
>call of the hounds
Greetings traveler
>>14406336
Spellcard : Kill Command
Aya, obviously. She'd write an article about how the miko of the Hakurei Shrine attacks humans for no reason and she'd get even less donations. If that doesn't work Aya would outrun Reimu anyway.
>>14404059
>>14404107
GET FUCKED MARISA CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW
>>14405635
the only correct answer
>>14404030
Any serious Lunarian will do the job.
>>14404030
Let's just say, you haven't seen bullshit until you have LITERALLY STOPPED TIME!
>>14405606
nope, its gone
>>14405606
Is there a NicoNicoDouga version of this?
>>14406743
>in your country
Just use a VPN you cocksucker. I just watched it.
>>14406743
Works fine for me.
>>14406608
Nope.
>>14406764
Havent found a VPN yet that can hide that I am from the US.
>>14406835
I use Canadian ones.
>>14406138
>>14406177
>literally nobody remembers Raikou existed
>>14406907
>implying I forgot Raikou existed
Raikou was one of the three legendary beasts/dogs/cats/hamsters/whatever the fuck they're called these days, like fucking hell I'd forget that.
>>14406907
>there are people who don't want to bang the drum
>>14407043
Stop posting fancharacters
>>14404030
Player 2!
fight raymoo with raymoo
>>14404030
Nobody.
Take a blade, a gun and a improvised explosive belt just as a final "fuck you" in case i perish.
Remilia!
>>14407105
Wrong answer, motherfucker.
>>14406907
who?
the pokemon?
Give her alots of monies. If she doesn't spare me, she'll missed out on marrying a rich man.
>>14406743
What part of 'It is not available in your country' do you not understand? It's not gone, you idiot, its been blocked.
>>14407043
Literally who is this
>>14407567
If you can keep the money flowing, you can stay alive, nerd. But no marriage. I'm a miko, capiche?
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>>14406326
New Reimu is better designed. I like her more.
>>14404030
I pick my wallet.
And throw it at her.
Then run away.
>>14407058
It's not even a good one
>no hat and thus committing the cardinal sin
>shirt is recolored one of Yuuka
>wearing a fucking tie
I think I could make up a better Touhou in my sleep.
>>14407115
Whats the source of this painfull webm?
>>14407992
MMD Touhou BLADE.
>>14407907
Stop bullying the drums
>>14408888
>not mocking badly designed fan characters
A Touhou with a fucking TIE?
>/jp/ no longer remembers that Raiko even exists
Why does no one like her
>>14404030
Did I wonned?
>>14404030
Sagume, for her situation-reversing hacks.
>>14404030
This one if they were obligated in some way.
Just get me the fuck out of there.
Characters that have never fought Reimu: Most of the written work 2hus, Hatate, Ruukoto and Renko+Merry
Characters that Reimu has beaten:
ALL the characters from the official games she appears in (except Ruukoto).
Characters that have beaten Reimu at least once:
-PoFV characters
-PoDD characters
-All 2hus who participated at the fighting games
Characters that have an equal win/lose ratio against Reimu:
-PoDD characters except Marisa and Mima
-Eiki, Komachi and Medicine
-Suika
-Tenko
-Iku
-Kokoro
-Kasen
-Sumireko
-Seija
This equal win/lose ratio is actually because of the nature of Fighting/Phantasmagoria games that allow rematches (Except Seija). Most of these characters only fought Reimu twice, and never fought her ever since.
Characters who fought Reimu and never got beaten:
-Yorihime
-VIVIT
So there. It proves that Reimu isn't all that invincible and that even small fry 2hus like Mystia could beat her, though, in this context your best bet is probably Yorihime or VIVIT.
>>14405635
It's some sort of death fairy?
>>14410232
>Seihou Project
>canon
Pick one.
>>14412189
Butthurt Reimu fan detected.
>>14404030
What's she going to do? Perform an exorcism on me?
>>14406326
>>14404337
She's even more aggressive in PC98 games actually. All main characters are rude as heck there.
Now that I think about, does this mean young Zun was blunt person back then? He seems very chill and thoughtful now.
>>14418097
He was bullied in college
>>14418097
Easy comes with age my friend
>>14404030
Canon beat everyone
>>14404030
Mom will set her straight.
inb4 non-canon. Who cares.
I would pay Reimu ¥200 for a handjob. That should sate her moneylust.
>>14404030
Patchy! Her soft immoveable body will protect me!
