For when "Home" is another word for "Boss Fountain to get you ready for that event at night".
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>>14375770
Neat.
Milk and cookies before bed to help you sleep!
What happened to the last thread? Don't see it in the archive.
>>14375786
Eh? I see the cookie, but where's the milk?
>>14375788
Board equivalent of amphetamines.
Why is there so little ant lion girls?
>week end is almost here.
>monster hunter marathon in the afternoon
>having curry for dinner
all I need is a salamander and the friday will be gold!
>>14375791
Just say 'ahhh' and and you'll get it, nice and warm.
>>14375799
>Those corpses
Oh fuck that.
>>14375790
I'd trade my sanity for some Shoggoth shagging.
>>14375816
Are you saying you wouldn't want to go into Myrmeleo's hole?
Wife slimes are love
>Inside building, sun is out.
>Outside building, heavy rain.
>Been like this all week.
I'm on to her
>>14375824
No thanks, I like living.
>>14375819
hey remember whenmind breakingwas a shit storm?
>>14375832
But she has heart pupils! Look how cute she is!
>>14375790
Could a Shoggoth grow legs and extra arms?
>>14375833
Every thing is a shitstorm if the right people see it.
>>14375809
As much as the idea of a squishy Holst holding my head in her lap, gnetly stroking my hair as she squeezes a stream of milk from her nipple into my mouth makes me diamonds, I'd much rather take it for myself straight from the tap. After working up a good flow with vigorous breast molestation.
>>14375837
Don't make me post that scene from Army of Darkness you fucking faggot. I don't want anything to do with that murderous demon.
>>14375838
If they can morph parts of them into convincing copies all kinds of objects, I don't see why not.
I want an elf to touch my ears!
>>14375852
Mutual ear touching is the best.
>>14375838
love this art style
What monsters are the cutestbabies?
Never leave a man behind.
>>14375862all of them
>>14375868
I would leave everyone behind, every man for himself.
>>14375862
Lamias are pretty cute, though anything that could pop out of an egg like this would kill my heart.
>>14375868
>>14375862Kunoichi
>>14375862
Mine.
>>14375868
I would leave them behind in a heartbeat, but I'd be taking the smallest of the Kobolds with me instead of the gold.
>>14375883
I was a good quote somebody had gor what that wizard was thinking.
I need to remember it.
>>14375882
Indeed.
Accept the love of Maid Pussy Kingdom! Cleanest and most upstanding of all Kingdoms and populated by all races!Sort of like a less shit America I guess?
>>14375868
you know you've failed as a thief when the goddamn warrior is making it out with the gold and not you.
>>14375899
Was it the one about spider butt? Because that's the only one I vaguely remember
>>14375900
>An Apophis will neverbe voiced by Megumi Toyoguchi.
>>14375883
Loot first
Loot always comes first
>>14375911
>Megumi Toyoguchi.
???
>>14375901
>Maid Pussy Kingdom
So would I have to pay all my maids in dickings or what?Because I can think of some places to get endurance enhancers so I could have a Maid Harem Orgy with all of them.
>>14375920
Revy from Black Lagoon.
>>14375907
>The Thief gets caught
>The Mage gets caught
>The Warrior gets the loot and bolts
Priorities
>>14375927
Oh fuck, that's a good voice. You have some good taste.
>>14375911
>>14375927
Post an example. I've never heard Revy's japanese voice.
>>14375844
This girl is everything I want in a Holstaur wife, that outfit she wears is even better, something about the jeans and sweater combo makes me harder than fucking diamonds, its probably the fact that its such a milfy outfit.
>>14375910
Not him, but I think it was
>"Dave, if I get out of this I'm shoving that helmet of yours up your ass! I'm a wizard! You know I can make it happen!"
ether that or him relaxing in the snake coils.
>>14375936
Big titties in a tight sweater. Cover everything, leave nothing to the imagination, and still plenty of bounce in it, on top of looking comfy as fuck. Top tier fetish.
>>14375940
>"Get out of here man! We can't wipe out and lose all our treasure again!"
>"I'll be fine. Not hiding a boner or anything at all."
>>14375935
https://youtu.be/zrsSF_HUeng?t=13m15sIt really would be perfect, I think.
>>14375901
What would you recommend for an introvert with poor self esteem
>>14375868
>Goddamn this sword is delicious.
>>14375951
What about a sweaterand nothing else?
>>14375954
Whoa baby, I agree. That would sound heavenly coming out of an Apophis.
>>14375915
You betrayed the brotherhood of man
>>14375951
God I just want to fuck a cow girl! I want to turn her into a milf and keep fucking her forever!
>>14375958
You mean like one of those sweater dresses? Also acceptable.
>Just long enough to cover everything
>Still rides up when she bends over
>>14375956
maybe he lost his sword to the slime and was like
>"Fuck this shit I'm out!
>>14375838
Stop Shoggoth lewdness! They are constantly going around naked.
>>14375862
>>14375975
Atra?
>>14375975
>>14375982
Someone drew Atra as a cat?
...that is fuckin' adorable.
>>14375975
What's that kitty? You want a footrub?
Incidentally, last night my kitty climbed on top of me when I was trying to read and stuck her face in my armpit. Cats love the smell of sweat. A kitty rubbing her face into your armpit is cute and unbearably ticklish.
How would Werecats react to such smells?
>>14375988
>How would Werecats react to such smells?
I have cat that likes to sniff and nip at my hair after a shower, so something like that I guess.
>>14375926
Yes, I'm certain a we have a couple Bi-Corn Maids within the Kingdom that could aid you in your...interests.
>>14375955
One of the proud Kikimora! Many of the founding mothers of Maid Pussy Kingdom were Kikimora and are experts at aiding those with self esteem trouble!
However, you must be extremely careful of reaching Maid Pussy Kingdom since it's located in the scenic heart of the Demon Realm.
Maid Pussy Kingdom is a staunch neutral in all forms and though within it's borders the roads are guarded everything outside of them is considered "fair game" by the locals.
No one knows why the Demon Lord allowed the Kingdom territorial rights though there are some theories, like the fact that she's a very kind woman!
Truly the kindest with the best interest in heart for all Monster Girls!
>>14375989
Bitch must be trippin'.
>>14375862
>>14375994As long as they're down with cuddling afterwards, I'm good.
>>14375989
cute.
>>14375862
Good evening, gentlemen!
I have decided to do you all a favor and give you those monster waifus you so desire!
I happen to have a machine designed to open portals to alternate realities and bring creatures from them here. There's no catch. All you have to do is tell me her species and focus your thoughts on an ideal personality. You are guaranteed to get exactly the waifu you desire.
Well?
>>14376020
Okay, but I should warn you. If you make a deal with me, you have to grant me three wishes by proxy, meaning you can't use your powers to make them come true or interfere in any way.
Only then, when you, me, and the agent you chose all stand on the Moon, can we call it quits. Deal? Good.
I want a Black Dragon who gets cuddly with me and wants to do vanilla romance stuff with me while still being a terrifying Dragon to the outside world.
>>14376020
How about you eat a robo-dick Robot Devil? Your deals always have catches.
>>14376020
A loving kikimorra with a love for cooking.
>>14376020
No.
>>14376020
You say there's no catch, but then there always is.
You broke the first rule of the demon's code: You never lie.
>>14376020
I'll do it! Give me my dorky Crow Tengu!
>>14376020
A Wyvern with a stern-yet-loving demeanor, that way she can morph and eat your ass if you try to burn me. Decent tits, good muscles, and an ass that won't quit. Hair color and style... Surprise me.
>>14375901
Alright, I'll accept it if there are any cuteUnicornmaids.
>>14376020
Forget that Robot Devil, just Alp my shit up.
>>14376020
>species
dragon
>Personality
the high school sweetheart: the kind that has a crush on you before shyly sitting next to you in class. sweet, cute, bubbly, needy, enjoys compliments (especially clever ones), easily depressed if unloved or undesired - but, being a dragon, too proud to admit it
Why do people think this is robot devil? If it were robot devil, why would he wear a fake mustache?
>>14376020
Just Wock my shit up
Has anyone here ever fantasized about fucking a pair of monstergirl twins?
Just imagine them pressing your dick between their tits, or their asses.
Imagine one riding your face while the other rides you.
Imagine them putting their hands together into a heart while you cum all over their faces.
>>14376020
Snow leopard. Lets do this.
>>14376069
>>14376069
Yep.
Mostly with kikis.
Plump kikis.
>>14376069
What about going out on individual dates once a week, only to one week find one of the girls tied up and gagged with a ball gag in a closet just before?
>>14376069
The thought may have crossed my mind on occasion?
>>14376020
I don't believe you.
>>14376069
I imagine something like that but Kejourou
Both of them coordinating with how they using their hair to wrap you up and being sandwiched between them in an embrace.
>>14376096
Amazons are so nice. Why don't people write about them?
>>14376061
>Why do people think this is robot devil? If it were robot devil, why would he wear a fake mustache?
Oh... The thumbnails ruined his disguise. I didn't know it was there, I'm sorry.
>>14376020
Is this going to be some awful NTR plot? Where you open portals and summon forth our ideal waifus; but then play wife-swap and give everyone's ideals to someone else?
>>14375994
Maid kingdom sounds nice, also I heard that it was because the DL's meido refused to keep making her cake.
>>14376102
Ehh. They're just kind of vanilla. Onis can do the big muscle girl schtick just as well, on top of having more versatility. Besides that, what can they do that other monsters can't?
>>14376121
Tenderly love their househusband.
>>14376121
>what can they do that other monsters can't?
Don't be mean.
>>14376020
Oh dear, how troublesome. It seems there was a malfunction due to so many people trying to get waifus out of the machine at once. Who could have known such a thing would happen?
Now don't worry, your waifus are all totally fine. There's just one little issue.The girls have all been body-swapped. Your waifu is now in the body of the monster the guy above you wanted. Her personality and behaviors are in no way altered by her new body.What about the first guy, you say? Unfortunately he was a little too close to the machine. His waifu's displaced mind jumped into his body. They share it now, but he alped as a result. They will be the communal cum-dump of any and all responders who said they wanted an Alp, since Alps can't fit through portals.
Now, I understand you may be unsatisfied with this. Never let it be said the Robot Devil doesn't listen to his customers concerns!
If you don't want to keep your waifu as she is, you can choose one or both of the following two methods to resolve the issue:
1) We push your waifu back through the portal and try again. I'm sure it'll work out just fine this time.
2) We put your Waifu into my friend, Dr. Frank Stein's, invention and try to fix things manually. Dr. Stein is a genius, you can trust him.
>>14376133
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU PEOPLE?
>>14376020
Please take me to Miia
thank you for your kind service
would you like anything of mine in return kind robodevel?
>>14376133
>What about the first guy, you say? Unfortunately he was a little too close to the machine. His waifu's displaced mind jumped into his body. They share it now, but he alped as a result.
That sounds incredibly kinky and related to my /d/ fetishes, I'll take the Alp.
>>14376133
So I'm an Alp with a split personality now? Okay.
>>14376133
I'll just stick with Miia in snow leopards body then
>>14376090
>tfw you work as a 'call boy' for Monster Girls.
>tfw your co-workers get fat-bottomed Wyvern twins.
>tfw you get stuck with a small swarm of 20 Beelzebubs because you're the new intern.
It's a living.
>>14376133
A kiki is fine with me. No need to get risky.
>>14376133
The Quintessons offer you a counteroffer out of sheer spite! We will allow you to travel back before you made your foolish deal and get the monstergirl you desire. However, the catch is that you must go to her and not the other way around.
>>14376133
>A crow tengu with that personality
Time to go see Dr. Stein. I'm sure she can help.
>>14376152
Eh, you could be doing worse than some Beelzebutts.
>>14376133
Holy shit, where did robot devil come from?!?
The guy directly above me asked for alpdom. Where did my waifu go?
>>14376152
Are you implying that getting sucked off and ridden by a swarm of Beelzebubs is not desirable?
>>14376029
>>14376133
I am completely OK with a Kiki that acts like that.
>>14376160
I'm implying that while the senior call boys get to spend a relaxing evening with a wealthy Kitsune Noble, I get stuck with the more undesirable clients.
All to see if I have what it takes I guess, I'll stick with it.
>>14376155
Oh, that's a super easy yes
there's nothing for me here
>>14375951
You sir, have just became my nigga. Girls in sweaters are underrated about how sexy they can look. I personally think a girl can look just as sexy in a sweater/ winter clothing as in a swimsuit.
>>14376152
>New guy at the office
>Job for the day come in
>Misses out on the kitsune priestess
>Someone snatches up the wyvern twins before him
>One guy rips the order from a CC Holst away from him
>Only one ticket left>It's for a Matango colony>Special rate pay so it can't be ignoredOther guys throw him a hazmat and wish him luck
Being the new meat sucks
>>14376158
Skip to the next valid response
Enjoy your Dragon in the body of a Wyvern, you fool! Ahahahaha, ha- wait, that's really fucking boring.
You get an Ancient Blight-Wock, with this guy >>14376058 inhabiting one of its sentient tentacles.
>>14376187
>blight(?) wock
yissss
>anon alp is jab or wock from those obnoxious greentexts
oh, fuck you, robot devil. Fuck you.
>>14376187
>Dragon in the body of a Wyvern
>She loses her shit
>Starts going on about being stuck as 'One of those trashy lesser races'
>'At least I can still fly, not like those oversized snakes that play at being dragons.'
Time to teach the dragon some humility
>>14376187
So now that I'm an Alp with a Black Dragon's soul in me, I have to ask.
What makes you think this is in the least bit ironic or hellish for me?
>>14376187
I have a mouth and I must scream.
I probably won't though if I have enough Dr Pepper and red meat to keep me sated.
The Throwback Dr Pepper, by the way. The kind that uses real sugar.
>>14376187
>You get an Ancient Blight-Wock, with this guy >>14376058 inhabiting one of its sentient tentacles.
That sounds hot, I'll take it. Put an Anon in the other tentacle too.
>>14376155
I especially don't believe you.
Go ahead, say I'm guilty.If you can!
>>14376133
Huh. I was kinda close.
But not as bad as I thought. I guess you're a nicer guy than I thought RD.
>>14376208
>Plowing your Jabberwock waifu
>Two anons piloting the tentacles are commenting on the spectacle like wrestling announcers
Do you want this? Do you really want this?
>>14376221
Not him but yes.
>Oh! Ohh! DID YOU SEE THAT COLE?!
>>14376221
That's fine, I just grab one of them and thrust into its mouth, cumming inside
The other one will either shut up not wanting that, or beg to want it, in which I'll oblige. Win win for me.
>>14376225
>That killed him! As god as my witness he's broken in half!
>>14376133
Well now, lets see the results of your choices.
If you chose to keep your waifu as is,have a pleasant evening. Remember ti invite me to the wedding.
If you chose option 1,your waifu gets a new body. Roll to determine what it is:
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
If you get something unpleasant like a cait sith or matango,too bad.
If you chose option 2,Roll:
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Your waifu is now a chimaera of what she was previously and this new monster.She's also undead now. If she was already undead, she's now regular old alive.
If you chose both 1 and 2,your waifu is now a moe abomination.
>>14376201
You're also being used a cum-dump by all of the thread's Alp lovers. That's kind of unpleasant, right?
>>14376239
>kind of unpleasant
As long as I'm having spirit sex with my waifu, horny anons can do whatever they want with my body.
Guess you lose.
>>14376221
That would be kind of awesome.
>>14376239
I choose the Robot Devil as my waifu.
>>14376239
My my, you certainly are off your game old buddy.
Is that robotic nature of yours finally coming back to bite you? Perhaps a little too much rust in the old noggin?
>>14376251
Aaaannnndddddd another gullible Alp on the pile. Well done.
>>14376247
>horny anons can do whatever they want with my body
RIP
>>14376259
>RIP
You mean "congratulations on reaching Stage 3 of Alpdom in record time"?
>>14376265
>Update
Not to mention being cumflated more than any alp before.
>>14376272
Anons don't produce that much.
>>14376239
>>14376247
>>14376259
>>14376265
>>14376272
>>14376275
I want to take this Anon Alp that's sharing a body with a Black Dragon and love her, caress her, make gentle passionate love to her, and marry her! Befriending both girls that reside in that body! I'll love themand one day join with them so we can be one
>>14376290
>Anon Alp
>Black Dragon
I'm getting a baaaad feeling about this sarge.
>>14376275
Actually, now that i'm off meds again I can pump out at least 5 solid loads in a few hours if i'm trying
>>14376312
>solid loads
>solid
Doesn't that hurt coming out?
>>14376317
Only when they catch when coming out
Black Dragons are:
>>14376327
Mean and cunning.
>>14376239
>Zombie weresheep wyvern
>Warm and fluffy
>Needs another's body heat to warm up
>Fluffy dragon
This worked out better than I could have hoped! Thanks, Robot Devil!
>>14376327
For stuffing.
Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
If you do.
Bad things will happen.
Bad things that go Awawawa in the night.
>>14376327
Bad with lightning
>Like looking like a ninja in the armor
>Have to hunt thunder monkey
>>14376327
For >>14376331, but in a spoiling manner. Pamper them and make your haughty mistress a plump haughty mistress.
>>14376336
First snow is falling outside my window as I read this, and I know now what fear is.
I'll just stay perfectly still and they won't find me.
>>14376340
Funny, that's whats happen over for me too.That won't work on these girls Anon.
Not unless you get the little blind one.
>>14376339
But Anon.
What if I don't want to stop at that?
I love Miia!
>>14376346
>Little blind Wendigo
>Has to stay close to her cave
>Meanders about awkwardly
>Someone finally wanders close
>Tries to track him by smell
>Trips on her cloak and falls
>Bumps her head, sad awawawawa's are heard
Fuck it, I'm picking her up and taking her home on principle. I couldn't bear to see something that small and weak alone. She'll get a warm home, good food, and lots of loving cuddles.As well as a mommy to help look after her.
>>14376354
It'd be better if she cold get a personality beyond 'break Darling in half at the pelvis'.
>>14376367
>tribe comes home that night
>the little blind one isn't there anymore
>they panic
>spend the rest of the night looking for her, desperate
>something awful must've happened to her
>they don't find her
>presume she's dead
>go into mourning
>everyone blames themselves because they didn't stay back to look after her instead of going foraging
Good job, jackass.
>>14376367
What's it called when you have a strong protective instinct for small, weak, vulnerable, in need things?
>>14376367
Are you ready for her to hang onto your leg as you lead her about the new home?
Head moving from side to side even though she can't see?Man, I would really love to use one of them as I went to sleep, sounds comfy.
Darn metal gear keeping me up.
>>14376102
Harblador literally just wrote about them a few days ago. Other than that they're pretty boring and mediocre.
>>14376351
w-what do you mean?
>>14376102
On average they're just buff Human women.
KC spiced them up a bit by making them effectively Buffcubus', but still kind of one-dimensional.
>>14376392
Isn't it obvious?
The bigger she is then the haughtier she is.
The haughtier she is then the better a mistress she is.
I must go forth and make her the biggest, haughtiest mistress of them all!
>>14376408
If it's like that, than I'll make an even bigger and haughtier Mistress than yours! Mine is the haughtiest, even her laugh is the haughtiest!
>>14376417
Please mine will surpass yours!
Her mere presence in the room will overwhelm you with how haughty she is!
Minotaurs are better than Holsts. Are you man enough to smell her hairy pits?
>>14376423
>>14376417
>The Anons went on to try and out do each other while their haughty mistresses grew worryingly big till they couldn't move.
>Life, being the thing that it is, then reminded them that it's tough to be haughty when one can't move.
Remember kids, don't overdo it with your waifu.
She loves you but sometimes there is such a thing as too much.
>>14376438
Alright, exercise her while still keeping her relatively plump and incredibly haughty?
We can say those trips to the gym and being sweaty in sports bras and spats are just to put the other girls there to shame
>>14376444
Whatever you say, just don't get distracted by her bouncing booty or her overly large breasts that threaten to break free at any moment.
Also watchout if she demands cake afterwards as a reward.
>>14376424
I-I just wanted a protein shake...
I want a maus to laugh at my tiny dick!
>>14376478
Gotta work for your treats, man!
>>14376487
Do you want an alp to laugh at your tiny dick, or is that going too far?
Waifus with wings are the coolest because they can keep things nice and shadey at the beach! Like a personal umbrella!
>>14376500
Those Wocks can't handle the heat.
>>14376497
> School delinquent one day alps
> expect an easy ride
> she now makes fun of your tiny dick instead of your lack of muscles while her crew pushes you into lockers since they don't want her to break a nail
This... this wasn't the boner I ordered, I ordered a boner for something totally different
>>14376500
Is that Mono's work? Fantastic choice.
>>14376504
Why is she still the boss?
>>14376507
Monsters are stronger than humans, even alps
Plus she's a /fit/alp, she was strong delinquent before she alped so she's strong after.
You don't just turn into a fucking loli, that only happens in wonderland.
>>14376513
But girls can't be bosses in male gangs, that'd make them into harems!
>>14376518
Pff, you think the boss is a girl? How can someone this tough be a girl! Boss-Sama even smokes behind the bins with ciggies he stole from his mom that totally aren't just rolled up leaves in tissue paper!
We love you Boss-Sama! Never leave us!
>>14376376
lame?
I want chuuni monstergirls to stop dicking around in construction sites!
Its really dangerous!
>>14376521
Does Boss-sama still squat with everyone?
>>14376518
>talking shit about the boss
this guy
>>14376530
oh shit, I haven't seen him at the gym in like three months! how is he still so fit?
>>14376530
Squat? Boss-Sama INVENTED squats! She- I mean, HE'S so manly he can... uh... d-do so many squats! He does so many the crew has to carry him to class while he sleeps it off! That many squats!
>>14376500
W-where do I put on her lotion?
>>14376534
>>14376536
>RP
Looks like I found the actual alps here.
>>14376538
Everywhere Anon. EVERYWHERE.
>>14376540
Well our fav Alp author's off for a week so we're gonna chill here for a while. That okay with you guys?
>>14376529
But she needs a training montage to defeat the saga's villain/villainess!
>>14376545
Wait, what?
>>14376376
A Shepard? Take care of those goat girls!
>>14376543
I-It's safe to touch her right? Those claws won't catch me will they?
>>14376545
Alp's off for a week? Lazy asshole.
>Alp will never write anything this week because he can't be assed
Well isn't that a kick in the balls.
>>14376550
>Shepard
Wrex.
>>14376551
Her jaws may bite you - but only gently. and on the ear.
>>14376551
Not gonna lie. They will. They will catch you and you will be put in what can only be described as a'head wock'.
>>14376555
Shepard.
>>14376555
>555
I have to go.
>>14376559
God damn you Charon.
>>14376562
Goat girls are best girls, but their slutty Satyr cousins are the only people I'd have pub crawl with
>>14376550
Oh I'll take care of those Goat Girls alright...I'll take care of them with my penis.
>>14376555
Draven
>>14376576
WILDCATS
>>14376558
>>14376559
I want to get caught in those claws that catch and jaws that bite!
>>14376574
I swear KC better goddamn get a goat girl in next, or satyr or something my dick could not be harder.
Also
>>14376549
> not knowing about the real MVP
> Git gud
>>14376583
>the real MVP
What is this, I don't even?
>>14376585
It's okay anon, just keep doing what you do
It's nothing, really, just stinky alp things~
>>14376586
>stinky alp things
I'm sickened, yet intrigued. Just tell me what's an em-vee-pee.
Would you raise a loli to be your pocket healer?
>>14376583
>I swear KC better goddamn get a goat girl in next
What is Baphomet
>>14376591
Baphomet is the name of a demon
I mean ACTUAL goat girl, like satyr or faun not some loli demon
>>14376589
Sure, I don't see why not.
>>14376591
I want a good goat girl though. I mean, baphos are ok, but I want one that comes with a default nee-san mode.
>>14376586
>>14376587
I wanna cuddle a stinky alp!
>>14376587
You'd have to admit you love alps a whole lot. Like, more than anything else. Like if it was a choice between an Alp or a Manticore/Hellhound/Cheshire harem, you'd pick the alp
>>14376606
Oh. Well, no.
>>14376603
Yay, you came too! The alp migration begins!
>>14376606
I'd pick the Alp!
>>14376554
Not him, its KF who's away for a week. Also didn't Alp "quit"™ writing again anyway?
>>14376616
Aww, you ruined it swiss! I was gonna make >>14376607 admit he'd hug an alp and give her all his headpats!
>>14376606
gaaaayyy
>>14376618
I'd hug an Alp and give her headpats! Even if she was a stinky alp! I'd spoil the Alp too!
Which monstergirls would laugh at my fart jokes? Which monstergirls would laugh themselves to tears the first time they heard this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RttuiU6zj2k
>>14376627
No, Fart Jokes are the worst. People who make them and find them funny are bad people by default.
>>14376625
Would you feed her peaches?
>>14376658
Alps can eat their own peach for hours!
>>14376658
I don't know what that means but if she wants me to than sure!
>>14376664
I understood that reference.
>>14376664
Such flexibility! As expected of an Alp!
>>14376669
Well hallelujah for you.
>>14376668
Alps are suckers for milkshakes, and prisoner fruit!
Make sure to feed them prime Minotaur milk peach milkshakes, to ensure critrolls at all times!
>>14376678
I'd rather feed my Alp Hathor Milk! Lots of Hathor Milk! Gallons of the stuff!
I want to take a shower with a spidercow!
>>14376682
I wonder what that would taste like...
I always thought holst milk was soft and rich, like full cream, while minotaur was the skim milk or those little milk nutrient bottles, Gardinia or whatever
>>14376688
>schlicking with those claws
Honey no! Let me lick you instead!
>>14376688
> no seal
FEAR
>>14376688
A) Shower Sex is hot.
B) Pubes trimmed into the shape of a heart?
I'm normally one for a totally shaven girl, but something about that is enticing.
>>14376627
Akaname
>>14375848
Well how about one of her sisters instead?
>>14376616
Alp has officially quit writing more times than Kojima has quit making metal gear. Sure, Kojima has left for good now, but the point still stands.
>>14376706
Punished Alp when?
>>14376706
Why can't I remember any? I mean okay, purging the pastes is one thing, but he hasn't done that this time.
>>14376708
> tfw /mgt/ doesn't know about Lyall
I mean sure he's as relevant in + as her was in the first one, but still
>>14376709
He claims to have quit writing every four months or so.
>>14376698
>I'm normally one for a totally shaven girl
What if it was a Yeti with a nice white bush down there?
>>14376722
Uncertain.
>>14376722
Well my minds telling me no, but those dubs are telling me yes
>>14376740
>An Alp as Quiet
I don't think I'd want that. You can't even hear her go "Kyaa!"
>>14376750
Would you rather a Wendigo?
>perfect cloaking device
>communicates through awawawa
>>14376758
Is her cloak made of twigs and leaves for camo purposes? Because then she's perfect.
>>14376762
You can stick all kinds of stuff on that cloak.
