How fast is Aya?
Faster than Hamilton.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lwio-sUr3ow
>>14372173
Does she wears panties, or bloomers? Or it depends?
>>14372173
250 knots
>>14373722
I'm impressed Aya can take that many knots.
The fastest.
>>14373763
oh you
Faster than anyone else. Considering how fast Youmu can move sometimes, that's pretty fast.
>>14372173
She's the fastest thing alive!
>>14372173
I bet Marisa is getting a nice view of that tengu ass.
>>14374016
I hope the sonic fanbase never comes near touhou.
>>14372173
Way faster than Sonic.
>>14374071
No matter how she moves, you can't see. That's the power of a tengu!
>>14374132
Touhou is the Sonic fanbase.
P. fuckin' fast, but danmaku is slow as fuck. 2/10 attack aircraft, would not liberate Gracemeria with.
>>14374359
She could always just shit on her enemies at the speed of sound.
>>14379663
Even if her bullets are slow, she can zoom up close and fire them point blank.
Definitely not faster than my dick when I put it in her.
>>14380732
A quick shot, huh?
>>14381010
Tengu pussy is just too good!
>>14381185
True, true.
Not that you'd know. Ever.
>>14372173
Fast enough to race the fastest plane humanity ever built?
>>14381842
Easily.
>>14373344
Panties if she wants to seduce. For everything else, bloomers.
>>14373344
>>14373344
She wears Depends
>>14373763
I'm sorry anon but we're going to need sauce on this picture.
>>14373344
Panties always. Bloomers wouldn't fit under the skirt and don't match the modern look.
http://outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/13-general-obd-terms/161-comprehensive-speed-scale
According to this, about 140% light speed.
So, a bit quick.
>>14388195
Impossibiru.
Also, at much lower speeds, the impact with the air would cause a nuclear explosion.
>>14388254
You're applying common sense to Gensokyou.
>>14388258
Fuck off, Sanae.
>>14388195
That's retarded. It seems to be based on the idea that Earthlight Ray's projectiles move at c, which is plainly untrue. That idiot's calculations 'prove' that the player characters in Imperishable Night move at some 15% of c, which comes out to roughly 45,000 km per second. This is obviously false or the characters would get to Eientei by the time the first frame of stage 1 rendered.
>>14388258
This is basic-tier logic talking. If you throw it out, what remains is a world unable to support most qualities of what is commonly known as 'narrative', to borrow a phrase. It doesn't make any kind of sense.
>>14388422
As soon as you say ``nuclear'' you are no longer talking about ``basic-tier logic''. And as soon as you say ``basic-tier'' you should consider suicide.
>>14388595
>As soon as you say ``nuclear'' you are no longer talking about ``basic-tier logic''.
What the hell do they teach in high school these days? No wonder kids are all idiots now.
>>14388607
You are not going to see ``nuclear'' appear in any commonly used system of deduction, or set of zeroth, first, or second order axioms.
ALL WE CAN DO IS COLLIDE TOGETHA
>>14373344
A long skirt to stop peeking perverts.
>>14372173
Does it really matter when Gensokyo is so small?
>>14390201
yeah
>>14390352
Why tho
>>14390634
If you don't know already, it's better not to ask.
>>14389998
Better to wear spats. Spats are great.
>>14381204
I dunno.
I'm a /jp/sie.
I could be in and out and finished before she notices, due to my small cock and premature ejaculation.
>>14395132
If anyone would like quickies, it's aya. She respects speed.
>>14372173
Not fast at making friends!
very fast
How does her silly/cute little hat stay on at such speeds?
>>14397862
It's not an hat, it's an organ protruding from her head used to sense the air currents while flying at high speeds
>>14395410
That's a low blow.
>>14398155
I would be your friend Aya. But tengu dont let people near their mountain, so I guess we cant hang out much.
http://strawpoll.me/6091940
http://strawpoll.me/6091940
http://strawpoll.me/6091940
>>14398194
Aya leaves the mountain regularly though.
>>14398262
For her job sure. But that could be anywhere. To meet her consistently you need to wait at her home.
>>14398297
Well clearly you need to do something interesting for her to report on.
>>14398940
>>14395287
Imagine having violent, high-friction thirty-second intercourse as part of your daily morning routine, to supplement your cup of coffee and help get you ready for the day.
>>14398392
Something newsworthy...
In a world where vampires try to block out the sun, what could I do?
I would also be murdered after leaving the human village. Then again Cirno got attention just for being eaten b a toad, so I still have a chance.
>>14399005
>I would also be murdered after leaving the human village
Why do people keep mentioning this? There are several ways to achieve immortality.
>>14399087
>Several ways
Not something you can do quickly or easily.
Face it, you would die.
Crow Aya is also cute. Maybe it's because of the tiny little hat.
>>14399106
Patience is a virtue. I've waited this long. I can hold myself back until I make myself undying.
And crows are cute in general. Though the hat helps.
>>14399160
>And crows are cute in general.
Agreed.
>try to befriend crows bythrowing seeds for them
>They just keep their distance
>Seagulls attracted instead
What am I doing wrong? I was rejected by an animal.
>>14399005
>I would also be murdered after leaving the human village.
Not really. Yukari said that a foreigner that reached the human village is considered a part of it, so he's under the spellcard rules.
>>14400849
What if you dont spawn there?
>>14399087
>There are several ways to achieve immortality
And then Reimu exterminates you
>>14400875
Becoming immortal does not necessarily mean becoming a youkai.You could get really drunk with Mokou and openly wonder if it's possible to get high on livers like you can with adrenal glands, or you could meditate on the Tao a lot in a private room and become a hermit, which you probably already do unconsciously as a lazy neet anyways.
She's defined in relation to other velocities.
This relation is 'faster'.
>>14400859
>What if you dont spawn there?
Run
>>14402370
Serial flasher Aya
Fast enough to leave after-images.
Time to roast this turkey.
>>14406849
Burning and eating Aya is absolutely forbidden!
>>14372173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlWaeS0Gt7w
