Explain to me, in detail, what it would be like to have sex with Reimu.
I dont like these kinds of threads...
Like sticking your erect penis inside a lubricated vagina
Unfulfilling. You'd pay out of your ass for it and she'd barely look at you while she laid there like a dead fish.
expensive
Loose
Wouldn't it be illegal, considering she's meant to remain a maiden? Even if you assume she only has to be a pre-marriageable age you're still sticking it in an underage chick.
>>14372543
This. It'd be exactly like a warm doll. Maybe if you're lucky she'd move a bit to make herself more comfortable. Maybe.
>>14373114
That reminds me of that doujin with the living onahole.
>>14373114
I guess I'm lucky sleeping rape is my fetish. She'd just have to close her eyes to make it good for me.
>>14373161
Which of the many?
>>14372049
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S14336523#p14343538
>>14373389
All of it.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S8610642#p8612115
What if she agreed to have sex but then in the middle of it she used Fantasy Heaven and floated away with your dick
>>14372049
>in detail
I wanted to say something like "n-no, Reimu would be a truly passionate lover!" but even I can't deny she'd be pretty unmotivated during sex. Despite my interpretation of her not being a money grubbing prostitute, I can't imagine her putting a lot of will and effort into it. More of a "are you done yet?" type of partner who lets you do all of the work.
It's not necessarily a bad thing. I get more aroused by the idea of Reimu acting super aloof rather than going all "KIMOCHII" which seems out of place for her. Let Reimu be Reimu.
>>14372888
There is no police in Gensokyo.
>>14373340
>you get to pork her while she's asleep
>she's actually only half-asleep, but doesn't bother interrupting and just lets you finish
I can imagine her being that lazy, just letting you get it over with.
>>14373397
Damn, admittedly that sounds pretty hot.
>>14372888
Even in real life, there is absolutely no rule stating that a Miko has to be a virgin.
>>14372049
Sloppy. She'd pretend to not be a virgin then bullshit her way through sex.
I'd cum in her armpits and she'd flap them to make fart sounds.
Also posting one of the strangest crossovers I've ever seen. I had no idea anyone in Japan even know what Beetlejuice was.
Will we ever get our ddisgruntled prostitute Reimu story?
It would feel expensive.
>>14372062
>Lubricated
I rather die than having sex with Reimu
>>14379919
I don't think so, this evidence shows that you can get a blowjob from Reimu for very little money. I don't think she'd charge that much for for vaginal.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=764685
I would marry her before having sex with her. It's the only right thing to do.
>>14383938
I hope you have a lot of money, or she'll continue whoring after marriage.
>>14383943
Can I pay with my body
This is not fucking okay.
>>14383962
You'll sell your butthole to faceless fat men and give her all the money? Wow, she'll love that.
>>14383967
What's she planning to use all that money for anyways when she's got all the love in the world with me by her side
>>14383966
Pictured: Reimu's face during two simultaneous $5 handjobs.
>>14383971
Smartphone, clothes, rent, etc.
>>14383974
One day, all of you will pay for this. Reimu is a shrine maiden, they're pure.
>>14383987
Technical virginity is a thing that exists. She can still be "pure" even after using her mouth, hands, feet, hair, buttocks, anus and thighs to please old men for money.
>>14383974
I would give Reimu five bucks if she gave me a handjob with that face. And then probably do it another two or three times.
>>14384009
I think Reimu would be canny enough to give people with disdain fetishes a special 10x price.
>>14383994
You forgot her giant tits.
>>14384015
I dunno. That's not the best for repeat business.
>>14384017
That's too much effort. It's easier to lay down and let someone hotdog you while you text or have a smoke.
>>14383994
That has nothing to do with purity.
>>14384020
She knows they'll pay anything for her, so why not gouge them? It's the same business model that anime DVD's get sold with. The real downside would be eventually having only disdain-fetishists for customers if she didn't keep a separate discount price list for normal people.
>>14382191
Honestly. Reimu'd be almost guaranteed dry.
>>14383938
Good man.
Though I imagine that even if she really loves someone, she'd still act very aloof and indifferent (including during sex), only occassionally showing sparks of love.
>>14383979
>smartphone
2hus aren't so tech savvy, you know. Barely any of them even seem to know what a cell phone is.
And I like it that way. Gensokyo is meant to be a world secluded away from the modern human world. They shouldn't know too much about our society, that'd spoil the esoteric nature of the whole place. Some do have experience with the outside world such as Sanae and Yukari, but not many others do.
On the other hand, most 2hus behave like teenage girls, so it's inevitable that they'll gravitate towards some equivalent of a cell phone at some point.
>rent
She lives in a shrine. And seems to be the owner herself.
>>14383994
>not armpits
Why even pay for miko secks if you're not gonna make use of those beauties.
>>14384046
What I want is a sloppy gangbang with Reimu. I want to go tenth when her cheap loose pussy is already filled to the brim with cum and I push a bunch of it out with my dick when I enter and then push and pull a little bit more out with every thrust. Reimu'd be a bit sore from all the fucking already and just lay there on the table completely motionless and hope that I cum fast.
I want to donate my coin into Reimu's slot, if you know what I mean!
>implying she wouldn't act casual about it and fuck you and then demand money afterwards, breaking the entire experience into a thousand microtransactions to charge you for, item by item, until it costs roughly a billion dollars and she antagonizes you and your family at home and work with danmaku until she bleeds every possible dollar out of you
>>14384200
>microtransactions
This sounds 100% like Reimu. She could get lazy as fuck and charge you for wrapping her hand around your cock and jerking it separately, so she could make you masturbate with her hand yourself if you didn't pay extra.
i feel like it'd end up being vanilla as fuck, a good melty vanilla, and half a minute before you're about to orgasm, it would get weird lewd.. that weird lewd where only awkward conversation can fill the void.
Do I have to use a condom?
>>14386577
Not if you pay extra.
>>14386577
that's too expensive even for Reimu's standards
>>14386582
Could I pay Reimu to let me impregnate her? I wonder how much it would cost. She could abort it later, she'd just have to prove she had it for a while and it was mine.
>>14386591
Well the Hakurei Shrine is lacking some maidens
>>14386577
Her orbs make her never get fat, so it probably extends to pregnancy too.
