Surprise!
>>14350242
Go away, hag.
Hello, Yukari.
MOM!
>>14350440
Having Yukari as a mom would be frustrating. Imagine trying to masturbate when suddenly she appears in your room like >>14350242.
>>14350589
Also you would have to deal with these two.
>>14350242
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
But in all seriousness, if she comes to see you, she'll probably want to gate you into Gensokyo to be consumed by Youkai.
>>14350242
Is it my birthday?
YUKARI THE GAPHEG
bio: yukari was born with a special power. she was stronger than all her classmates in the hag fighting academy. she served in the hag military fighting nyarlathotep and in the final battel against nyarlathotep they were fighting and nyarlathotep turned against eirin and killed her. she made herself a cute hat out of the peeople she kelled, pls stop PMing me askin me why thats why. also umbrelas arent gurly fuck you lolikid663 everyone knos your a fuckin kancoole scammer fagot
likes: hurtin ran, bein evul, trains, yuyuhakusho, killing, zun, death, eatin peopple, coot dressis, portols, darkness, hot dudes who are /x/philes, peopel skreemin, raymoo, umbrelas, purple (cool kind not gay kind)
dislikes: niceness, happiness, shikieki, beatrice from school fuck you beato stop showin evryone my fuckin posts on 4cin you peace of shit, kancoole, moonbetshis, lolikid663 (mega ass-lolicon), sunshine, life, my dad, football, peopile callin her old
>>14350242
Surprise!
You find that Yukari has changed your gender. What do you do?
nice hat. Yukari
>>14350822
Masturbate.
>>14350827
Thanks!
>>14350589
>masturbating when having yukarin as mom
dude
>>14350710
you forgot sex as a like
>>14350242
That pic makes me feel horrible. It makes me feel like I'm forgetting something important.
And it certainly doesn't help that me and her will be reaching our 'anniversary' soon.
>>14350710
I appreciate you, anon
>>14350589
>Yukari as your mom
>she catches you masturbating
The start of a doujinshi is all I'm hearing.
>>14350710
Her favorite thing is probably sleeping, considering she hibernates, for months or sometimes even years long.
>>14351244
I like in the written works her looks costantly change from old hag to forever 17.
>>14351318
>old hag to forever 17
The border between those two concepts would be easy for her to manipulate. In fact, there's nothing to stop Yukari from being any body type she wants.
>>14351210
Nice rack, Yukari!
>>14350242
Hello Maribel
>>14351529
Can she manipulate the borders of me not having a gf
SURPRISE!
>>14350242
It's Yukarin!
I want to protect that smile
Yukari is really old!
>>14351758
>>14351758
BIG FAT HAG TATS
>>14351772
you missed a b in one word there
>>14351816
I wonder the place where the tails are plugged on her.
>>14350638
Would it be incest?
>>14351984
They don't come from her pussy, so no.
>>14351995
Lame. It'd be like one of those stories where the siblings aren't related by blood but grew up together. I hate that!
>>14352153
I still would like something like that to happen to me. Now I'm too old for that.
>>14352229
What if Yukari decreases the gap between when you were born and your current age in order to form you into a more suitable form for her to unleash her motherly urges on?
wat do
>>14352549
RIP
>>14352549
Keep away, she looks pissed enough to kill someone who gets near from her.
Yukari is a young girl!
>>14351651
No ;_;
>>14352549
Pat head and ruffle hair!
>>14350822
Jack off
You walk into your room and see this.
What do?
[ ] Retreat
[ ] Stand firm
>>14353014
[X] Genuflect
I apologize the master went home to hibernate.
>>14353014
Demand that she speak English, motherfucker.
>>14353054
It's okay. I like you better anyways.
>>14353054
We Letty now?
>>14353014
Ask for her gloves.
>>14353147
Glovejobs from Yukarin!
>>14353087
You make ran blush.
>>14353054
Mom is sleeping?
>>14353160
The softest!
Imagine all the kind of unearthly sex play Yukari surely know.
>>14350876
>>14352851
You two should meet up.
>>14353322
She's ademon in the sack!Also, China dress Yukarin is the best Yukarin!
Cuddling with Yukari Sama.
I wonder what she wants.
>>14353643
Dunno man
>>14353643
see
>>14353619
Yukarin is the warmest and softest Touhou!
>>14352549
Get on you knees, bow you head, apologize for what you did, and pray.
>>14350710
Kek, I get the reference, anon.
yukari is not cute.
she is a dangerous youkai with immense power
>>14354181
The second thing you said is correct. The first thing is incorrect.
>>14354181
such a dangerous being.
Reminder >>14347750
>>14353779
>Shoulder-length gloves
Oh god, yes!
>>14353014
Oh I'd stand firm if you know what I mean?
>>14352549
You need to get her hat back before night fall.
>>14354232
Her immense power springs from cuteness, she's dangerous because everyone who meets her wants to cuddle her until they die.
>>14352549
I will sell you a new one for 2 keys.
Mini Yukarin is hiding!
>>14350289
Stalking her prey, waiting for the right moment to strike..
Yukari is such a rapist.
Hey hey!
>>14355137
No lowball please.
hey nerds, I've found this shit. Tell me how much are willing to pay for it.
>>14355389
'bout $3.50
>>14355389
2 buds and a bills
>>14355389
I pay in cum
>>14355719
How much cum?
>>14355774
This artist is soooo good! That wetness, those eyes, how scrunched up she is! If only he didn't drop that art style.
Hello, maidboys.
>>14355834
Unlimited supply as long as you try.
>>14355774
foreplay with Yukari sama
>>14356081
I admit it.
Yukari is probably not the strongest.
but she's still the smartest, cutest, sexiest... best 2hu over all.
Ara, ara!
>>14356174
Tats are too small
>>14356157
She controls the border of life and death so being killed isn't an issue for her, any other doubts?
>>14356174
Looks pretty good but clearly cosplay. The one I met was the real thing.
>>14356174
>silver eyes
heresy
>>14356663
Pretty sure that Shikieki wouldn't give two shits about that.
Yukari is the strongest youkai
Every touhou character has been defeated, at least with Yukari you can only do it on a unique beyond-EX difficulty. Cirno beats Marisa in EX, Marisa beats Reimu in stage 4, Reimu beats Cirno in stage 2.
X beat X, therefore X is stronger!!1 is not even remotely valid.
Yukari was strong enough to lead a bunch of super youkai on a genocidal rampage against the moon and get them all killed, probably killing most of the moon's good youkai too since they are now weak enough to lose to ONE fairy.
Watatsukis died trying to evacuate the orphanage when Clownpiece attacked.
>>14357942
>Watatsukis died trying to evacuate the orphanage when Clownpiece attacked.
poor girls
>>14354232
Holy shit a panda
>>14357398
>The one I met was the real thing.
Elaborate please.
>>14358189
Every once in a while she pays me a visit.
It's hard to explain.
>>14358197
You're a lucky guy anon.
Can you detail about these visits?
>>14358197
You're a lucky guy anon.
Can you detail more about these visits? Or is that too personal?
>>14358120
>>14358120
>>14358783
Shame the guy draws the same face all the time.
>>14356081
Soo, who is stronger than Yukari anon?
>>14362071
Your mom lol
>>14362071
A guy armed with something that defeats gaps.
Example: Shovelful of earth/rubble (fill the gap), plank or model bridge (bridging the gap), a ramp and enough speed/jumping quite high and far (jump over the gap)...
Youkais are concept, fight them with their opposite
>>14362112
Yukari just gaped her hand to your heart and squashed it, wat do?
>>14362581
Die.
>>14362672
b-but muh c-concepts
>>14362581
Jokes on you.
Plank armor padded with dirt
>>14362071
the hecatia
>>14362829
hecatia get of computer nobody likes you
>>14362829
>someone who controls life and death at will is less stronger than X
I'm quoting you
no, sorry
Yukarin a cute! A smiling cute!
>>14363121
So we agree Kaguya and Mokou are stronger since they lie outside the cycle.
>>14368637
an immortal being can be trapped (sealed) into another dimension with Yukari's ability, so basically she can defeat them but not kill them.
>>14370583
since we don't know the extension of her power it's difficult to think about it, because true/lie ==> they aren't immortals anymore and so she could kill them; this is possible for her ability but we don't know if she can do it...
>>14370666
Having some boundary between a truth and a falsehood (not a lie) doesn't mean manipulation of that boundary (if it even exists) would ever result in arbitrary reality manipulation. You're just making stuff up without even thinking about it. Those who've drunk the Hourai Elixir aren't just "immortal" either, as if there was some switch between mortal and immortal that they flipped and you could unflip it.
>>14370697
I'm not that guy, but Yukari did sort of manipulate the boundary between real and not-real during that whole moon thing. That's one of the very very few things we know.
The most reasonable thing you guys have said is "we don't know the extension of [anyone's] power it's difficult to think about it".
"At least powerful enough to instantly pull a large moving object from another dimension without looking and without knowing where it is first."
Is a baseline.
>>14370756
>without looking
You know she has like ten thousand eyes in there, right?
>>14370759
Without physically looking - of course she has to know where it is somehow.
>>14370772
Maybe it's like Doraemon's pocket
You never know what you're gonna get
>>14362071
Yukari herself said she can't beat moonpeople or Eiki for example.
>>14372243
wanna consult it before you do so?
>>14370837
But Doraemon knows what he's looking for.
>>14370829
1st kumagawa never wins
2nd his power is the same as exist and don't exist boundary manipulation...
>>14372243
and anon was never heard of again, hopefully she gave him a kissu
>>14377885
I doubt it. He probably didn't even meet her as he too weak to pass by a Ran that do not want her master to be disturbed in her sleep.
Pfft, scrub.
>>14379115
Taken by the Fluff! Warm, cuddly death!
>>14353779
うおおおおおおおお！！
>>14372243
rip anon-kun
>>14382345
death only in mommy's arms
>>14357519
>silver
I think you're color blind, anon.
>>14383860
No.
>>14353779
why is she swimming with her hat on and also her gloves and stockings on
>>14385599
Why are you not swimming with your stockings and gloves?
You look like a slut with those naked legs
>>14385572
yes
>>14386397
Titty Youkais.
Surprise!
>>14386397
Dat Ran.
>>14386397
my dearest is so bodylicious
>>14386339
sup' bitch
>>14390646
dat ass
>>14390757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXMbbnumBU
>>14391725
bully not so tough anymore
>>14396043
The look on Reimu's face is excellent.
>>14396135
I want to cuddle Yukarin!
>>14397492
>>14398719
Yukarin is tall!
gap
>>14413711
Fucking hearsay. Please get that shitty slut out of this precious thread.
Clownpiece is the cancer that's killing 2hu.
>>14413727
LMAO SOMETHING THAT DONT HAVE RIBBONS AND DIAPER ON HEAD IS NOT REAL 2HU!11!!
t.pcb - MoF PRO
>>14413764
Please keep your stupid 't.' memes off /jp/. I'd really appreciate it if you did.
>>14351046
>>14351731
>>14353160
>>14353407
>>14353718
>>14354780
>>14355156
>>14368393
>>14397492
>>14400382
>YukariN
someone explain this meme to me
>>14413784
It's not a meme. It's like putting -tan at the end of a name, it's supposed to sound cute. Like how Orin and Remilia are sometimes called Orinrin and Remimi. Yuuka is called Yuukarin sometimes, too.
>>14414198
noukarin honorable mention
>>14419722
>>14414198
>Like how Orin and Remilia are sometimes called Orinrin
Aside for the fact Orin is already the name deformation. People call her Orinrin for other reasons.
Surprise!
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53803421
>>14420261
Cuz it sounds like ochinchin LOL
>>14421477
How the body stand still?
>>14350827
Can someone explain this meme to me?
>>14351813
Yukari is breally old?
>>14429506
Yukari fags being tsunderes.
>>14429517
bold you baka
>>14433980
You can't write bold without old!
>>14434067
shameless in a good way
Please stop bulling the Yukarin!
