Where do you want to kiss Alice?
Her cute tummy.
navel
Armpit
the nape of her neck
On her dick
Everywhere.
But especially between her legs.
Alice needs tons of NEET kisses all over her body, especially on her nice booty, scrumptuous thighs and cute feet.
On the nose..and suck out all the snot from her nasel cavity.And swallow.
I'm not sorry.
>>13312866On Shanghai's forehead
Lips ;_;
>>13312866
Her lower mouth
I want to die.
>>13313381
Okay this thread has already made Alice so sick that she is now throwing up blood. What do you have to say for yourselves, /jp/?
>>13312866
I'd rather kiss the superior blonde, Yukari
I don't want to kiss Alice.
>>13313565
fag
>>13313392
ARISU ACKBAR
On her bare buttocks.
I love how Alice's outfit accentuates her tits perfectly.
her inner thighs
it's like the perfect teasing spot
>>13313585
You don't know me.
feet
>>13314050
I want to make porno film with Alice.
>>13312866
everywhere
>>13313039
Wow, fucking lewd dude. Take your perversions elsewhere, sicko.
>>13312933
>cute feet
>>13313000
>>13313039
That's sick dude,Get professional help!
On the lips
I want to kiss her womb with my DICK.
Her Shanghai.
>>13323644
This guy is too good.
I don't just want to kiss her, I want to FUCK like the sexdoll she is.
>>13324810
At least give her a kiss when you're done, man.
>>13324815
Sure, will her a kiss with my dick.
>>13312866
Her feet.
Tips of her ears and neck before I work my way down the rest of her (at this point) breathy-from-pleasure body.
Is there anything more appealing than that breathy lip-biting type of behavior you only find in woman amid the throes of passions?
>>13313000
I came in the thread solely to make sure someone made this joke
Thank you anon
>>13314410
What would you call it.
I love Allce's feet, so there
I would really like to kiss her pussy
>>13329201
Wonderland in Alice.
Alice's shit hole.
>>13332837
Written and Directed by Rinnosuke "Curio" Morichika
>>13312866
down south of course
>>13312866
At Reimu's place, when she looks away for a moment.
>>13342061
I can't decide which girl I love more!
the sensitive head of her penis, softly
>>13342782
I WILL kiss both of them.
>>13341807
Who draws these?
>>13341807
Hello Alice!
>>13343149
>I Believe in you
>Not EYR Believe in you
Turns out this guy traces.
I found the source of this one.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42989584
Should I expose him?
I want to ejaculate inside Alice, just like that one doujin, 'I want to ejaculate inside Alice!'
>>13351234
Forgot my picture
>>13351234
Cool. Is there anything else you'd like to tell us before we conclude this job interview?
>>13351317
I want to ejaculate inside Alice!
>>13351416
Me too!
>>13351416
>>13351614
Aryan gangbang with Alice!
On a scale of 1 to 100, how much to you want to fuck Alice?
>>13351764
about tree fiddy
>>13351764
A million!
>>13351764
100 man gangbang with Alice!
I will marry Alice out of pity if she can't find a decent husband!
>>13351840
How kind of you!
But I don't think it would be hard for her to find a man.
>>13351838
All sweaty, sloppy and slippery!
>>13351853
>>13351860
She really is a rape bait.
Between the armpit and side boob
right on the guns baby
right here
>>13353406
I'll never understand this.
What's the point of hiding your breasts when we can almost see your vulva already?
>>13353424
She's wearing panties though.
Alice is a 誘い受け
>>13351876
There's a reason she's the subject of such a disproportionate number of rape doujins, anon!
>>13351876
>>13355642
Why? I don't understand.
latissimus dorsi
>>13355658
Something about her character. She's a tryhard, basically - wants to be seen as super awesome and cool, but under that facade she's actually pretty insecure. That makes you want to cuddle her and squeeze the tsun right out till you get to the dere. It also means that rape doujins are surprisingly satisfying with her because when the rapist tells her that she's just a stuck-up cunt putting on airs of superiority, he's right, and she really does deserve to be taken down several notches and humiliated.
... great, off to sadpanda I go, thanks
>>13355767
I still don't really understand what makes her so rapeable compared to other characters, but thank you for trying to explain.
>>13355785
Some visual aids will help you. Visit sadpanda for examples.
>>13355800
No, I get that she's more rapeable than other characters, I just don't really understand why. I don't really agree with what >>13355767 said with the statement
>when the rapist tells her that she's just a stuck-up cunt putting on airs of superiority, he's right, and she really does deserve to be taken down several notches and humiliated.
Because for one I don't remember anyone calling her a stuck-up cunt putting on airs of superiority in a doujin and two I think it's appealing when all Touhous are taken down several notches and humiliated.
Though actually now that I think about it the tryhard part might be a good enough explanation itself. I'd rather NTR her with Shanghai, though, if only for the novelty of it.
>>13355767
Eh. I never got that vibe from any of her rape doujins.
>>13355821
>and two I think it's appealing when all Touhous are taken down several notches and humiliated.
You... make a good point, there.
You are terrible people, you know that right?
>>13357364
But I just want to be Alice..
>>13355658
Alice is your perfect Touhou. She has a plain design that doesn't make any part of her costume stand out, and she has perfect blonde hair and blue eyes. There's an overwhelming temptation to corrupt that perfection by ripping her clothes off and defiling her womb with your disgusting seed.
I love Alice so much. I really wish I could date her.
>>13361781
How would you go about wooing Alice? She'd likely not be interested in humans, unless you challenged her to a fight, or maybe took interest in her dolls.
>>13361973
Stuff her mailbox full of handwritten letters I spend most of my time writing every single day!
I wanna ask Alice about her dolls to see her sperg out about them only to get a bit embarassed later.
>>13362106
I want to do the same but interrupt her and shout out, "NEEEERD!" seconds into her speech.
I'm gonna kidnap Alice as my bride!
>>13362113
>I want to do the same but interrupt her and shout out, "NEEEERD!" seconds into her speech.
I kek'd harder than I should have.
>>13361973
I'd "get lost" in the woods until she lets me in then live there!
I love her so much
>>13365489
What would Alice do if her doals gained emotions? I think she'd have some trouble on her hands.
>>13365531
I think she'd be ecstatic, considering that's one of her goals with them. She wants to make fully autonomous dolls who can think and feel for themselves.
>>13365817
That's a stupid goal. Is she retarded?
>>13362106
What makes you think she wouldn't kill you on sight or just ignore you?
>>13365864
Because Alice likes boys and is interested in finding relationship with one.
>>13365828
Goals are akready stupid by their own
If I get lost in the woods would Alice let me go into her house?
>>13371742
I don't think you'd want to go into her house.
>>13371742
She'd let you in, but you wouldn't be coming out again, at least not with your dignity intact.
>>13371910
So she keeps her spare dolls up her cunny?
>>13351167
https://a.pomf.se/xopqtb.jpg
There is NO place I would NOT kiss Alice.
>>13312866
Umm, her lips? Where else?
>>13371910
Worth it
Why is Alice sad?
>>13375630
Because Marisa is a bully.
>>13361129
But Alice has yellow eyes.
>>13375690
I want to bully Alice
her belly after making it very swollen with babby.
>>13365864
She's a good girl.
Nowhere at all, dood.
>>13386606
どこにもないっす
>>13386718
You should totally follow me around and unlocalize my dialogue, dood.
Anyone else imagine Alice smelling like nattou and a damp ashtray?
>>13365864
She could ignore him but the first option is completely out of character.
>>13365828
She's going to invent android sci-fi literature all by herself in Gensokyo and rake in them youkai dollars.
>>13386857
俺のレスを英語化して付いてくればいいっす
アリスの体臭が納豆と水を入れた灰皿に似てると思う奴は俺だけっすか
Alice was human before she used the grimore.
What is she now?
>>13388103
Subhuman
>>13388103
Cum dumpster.
>>13351234
I want to mix my DNA with Alice's, just like that one doujin, 'I want to mix my DNA with Alice's!'
