Japanese dog jumping through hoops.
The Japanese dog is a metaphor for the common Japanese salaryman.
He works hard to jump through bureaucratic and hierarchical hoops in life, only for minor praise. In the end, he's eaten alive.
FIVE hoops at that. Jesus.
Is it flan-der or flan-dre?
Franc-doll.
slap-a-slap
Previous thread: >>15214948
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
Thread's chat group: Team 8 Lounge on LINE
>News
(05/25) Nogizaka46 2nd Album (Sorezore no Isu).
(06/01) AKB48 44th Single (Tsubasa wa Iranai). Mukaichi Mion center.
(06/10-12) Nogizaka46 2nd 46-hour TV stream.
(06/15-08/30) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour.
(06/18) AKB48 45th Single Selection General Election to be held in Niigata: http://sousenkyo.akb48.co.jp/
(07/08) Documentary of AKB48.
(07/11-08/15) HKT48 Midsummer Hall Tour.
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
Team8 runs this shit.
>T8 will never be relevant enough to have a News entry
Team 8 ruined this shit.
Japanese author Tatsuhiko Takimoto has created meditation to evoke Misaki into your life!
Please listen attentively
http://tatsuhikotakimoto.com/2016/04/27/misaki-evocation-meditation-english-ver-now-released/
>>15215278
From making a story where the theme was only you can save yourself, to a meditation where you think about the girl who cant help you.
Also why are western VA's all shit? We have some great english VA's, yet it seems whenever it's something from Japan they pick the worst stuff.
>>15215278
Is there a Japanese version?
>>15215597
There is.
The Walking Dead Thread
This might be the cutest touhou picture ever created
>>15211791
Not when you realize Seiga killed Yoshika before bringing her back as a thrall. Yoshika was poisoned, her corpse was dug up fresh. Wicked hermit.
Eating a burger with Cirno!
But who is eating who?
why is teshi eat a corndog so cute?
This thread is for all Hello! Project groups and soloists, old and new.
モーニング娘。'16『Tokyoという片隅』(Morning Musume。'16[In a corner of a city called Tokyo])
http://youtu.be/-Hu2tn-Ylgo
モーニング娘。'16『The Vision』(Morning Musume。'16[The Vision])
http://youtu.be/RS0QHDdXvCw
モーニング娘。'16『泡沫サタデーナイト！』(Morning Musume。'16[Ephemeral Saturday Night])
http://youtu.be/IiV-aaLo9SM
℃-ute『何故 人は争うんだろう？』(℃-ute[Why Do People Fight?])
http://youtu.be/GTD_k15LJDE
℃-ute『人生はSTEP!』(℃-ute[Life is STEP!])
http://youtu.be/4RjYDNPwdvo
℃-ute『Summer Wind』(℃-ute[Summer Wind])
http://youtu.be/fCngbRuBD6I
アンジュルム『次々続々』(ANGERME[One by One, One after Another])
http://youtu.be/PdgtxpNv6mw
アンジュルム『糸島Distance』(ANGERME[Itoshima Distance])
http://youtu.be/9PgpgVf6GLQ
アンジュルム『恋ならとっくに始まってる』(ANGERME[Love’s already begun])
http://youtu.be/7KuU6MZ5Nck
Juice=Juice『カラダだけが大人になったんじゃない』(Juice=Juice[It’s not just my body that’s grown up])
http://youtu.be/kEkIMr3nmXk
NEXT YOU『Next is you!』(NEXT YOU[Next is you!])
http://youtu.be/7sJTyrHGK1k
『ブギウギLOVE』(Country Girls [Boogie Woogie LOVE])
http://youtu.be/wT28y_i78hs
『恋はマグネット』(Country Girls [Love is a Magnet])
http://youtu.be/ec0xLC70Z4Y
『ランラルン〜あなたに夢中〜』(Country Girls [Ran Ra Run ~crazy about you~])
http://youtu.be/yb19As-pFNU
こぶしファクトリー『チョット愚直に！猪突猛進』(Magnolia Factory [Foolishly Honest! Impulsive Actions!])
http://youtu.be/GPFwLgz_Tz4
こぶしファクトリー『押忍！こぶし魂』(Magnolia Factory [Osu! Soul of Kobushi])
http://youtu.be/sRnDU6GQpvk
こぶしファクトリー『桜ナイトフィーバー』(Magnolia Factory [Cherry Blossom Night Fever])
http://youtu.be/s2XR65k3ptc
アンジュルムイベント&マナー、J=Jライブ&お知らせ、研修生リハ、石田ヘアアレンジ MC：牧野真莉愛・船木結【ハロ！ステ#167】
http://youtu.be/S6MuWrxnx4A
【Girls Night Out#15】モー娘。’16石田&小田in京都 完結編！、簡単ヘルシーおからパウダー 他
http://youtu.be/IRvJDEpleeo
The Girls Live 【Episode 116】
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x48yy9a
Previous Thread: >>15170623
Old and busted edition
>>15202281
I'm sure they have a great career in the future as 4chan mods
>>15202400
>>15202269
cuties
Sachiko is old!
A motherly Kong.
>>15200080
You wouldn't bap an older lady, would you?
Looks like Nep.
It's time.
Crossies leave.
for?
>>15200438
This is a parody of a homosexual /a/ thread.
The guide: http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
Read the guide, use the archive, don't shitpost. Follow global and local rules. Don't reply, report and ignore instead.
Length, girth, budget and location are important in determining your next best course of action!
Use the chat for small questions and try to extend the life of the thread.
Onahole Chat:
https://discord.gg/0jvY53qVKTndooHP
Hey, /jp/, will bleach or alcohol damage the material in an onahole if you use them for cleaning? I'm a germophobe, so I REALLY don't like the idea of just using water to flush out the cum and lube.
So here's my new hot opinion
The Tomax Venus series is not worth the extra money compared to the Lilith Uterus
How can you guys stand how tight Japanese onaholes are? I've been using this American one and people complain it's too loose, but honestly I wish it were just a bit looser.
Are there any onaholes that have a real light touch and not all constrictive
How long did it take you to get better at drawing touhous?
>>15183190
i havent
it took three years to reach this
What is "better"?
>you will never condition a broken loli to be your adoring sex doll
Who are you quoting though?
Do not be fooled by the affection and love. That game is still a slave raising game about making the girl go insane. The only difference is in the methods used.
I don't want to make her into a sex doll, but making her completely dependant on me sounds nice.
Who are some good artists for someone new to Japanese music? Girls with guitars would be cool.
>>15136048
>Girls with guitars would be cool
Silent Siren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYbRVT4M4ho
>>15136079
Ya that was actually pretty nice. I'll get there stuff.
>>15136079
This song is nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl7B_7h2-OM
This thread is for the discussion of Touhou gameplay. What have you been working on, /jp/?
Old thread: >>15032643
Improving my UFO LNBs
Trying to 1cc EoSD on lunatic. I finally got to Sakuya on a single credit.
Rhythm Games threadfag here.
I've tried these games like once, but never really got into them.
Should I get into touhou danmaku?
enjoy the moment subedition
>FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/CCWYjhyG
>BABYMETAL WORLD TOUR 2016:
US (May 13, 14)
CH (Jun 2)
AT (Jun 3)
NL (Jun 5)
DE (Jun 7, 8)
UK (Jun 10)
FR (Jun 11)
US (Jul 12, 14, 15, 17)
JP (Jul 24, Aug 6, 7, 12, 13, 14, 21)
Tokyo Dome (Sep 19)
>SAKURA GAKUIN:
Transfer-in Orientation (Jun 19)
>NEW VIDEOS:
BM: https://youtu.be/r6UZFkrv9-E & https://youtu.be/X-KZkcKTLf0 & https://youtu.be/Sj88dysX9jE & https://youtu.be/sw_PhuwzwWY & https://youtu.be/jTkbL-6nkqw & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47xzu0
SG: https://youtu.be/uUPO1MYr2RI & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x48cu98 & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/kfae31c1hdROaOgMpTJ & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x496wi1 & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3wj4o1
NoS: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x45afgf & https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x42butc
Grads: https://youtu.be/Z-asfMte17s & https://youtu.be/fVE7saPlMOA & https://youtu.be/VVELgcxiF2c
>EVERY WEEK:
Sakura Gakuin (Mon 19:00 JST)
https://logirl.favclip.com/p/live
Night of Spica (check schedule: stolabo-tokyo.com)
http://twitcasting.tv/stolabo_tokyo
>MERCHANDISE:
asmart.jp/sakuragakuin
asmart.jp/babymetal
asmart.jp/muto_ayami
http://babymetal.tmstor.es/
http://babymetal.gomerch.com/
http://www.mflstores.com/mfl/babymetal.html/
>THE SPREADSHEET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1inuuituVibgwZPWlmyll4Q3jLEGQye9PcsGiPZHTU0Y
>Previously on /bmsg/: >>15211218
>>15218396
CUTIE ALERT
Enjoy the moment Anono
