What lengths would you go to to have sex with Alice?
Alice is my favorite touhou, but she's for cuddling, tea, and talking about dolls. Not sex.
>>14158810
What if she asks YOU for sex?
i would sacrifice everything for a chance to be with alice. i would nuke my harddrives. i would burn all my money. i would kill my loved ones with my bare hands. i would torture children in front of their parents. i would drink bleach. i would take it up the ass from several strangers. i would do anything just for one night with alice.
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Why did you make a thread with Minegishi as the OP. Kill yourself you fucking retard.
Some one make another thread please.
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What are you reading? Looking forward to? The flood of "transported/reincarnated into fantasy land" stories trend needs to die down already, though I can't decide if it's worse than Battle Academy Harems.That being said, still excited for this anyway. That volume 1 ending, damn.
>>14337362
>The flood of "transported/reincarnated into fantasy land" stories trend needs to die down already
NO.
>>14337362
reading pic related. literally /ak/ the light novel.
I forgot a link I had a week or so ago.
The setting's tech was very low-key. Bronze or Iron Age.
MC was a blacksmith, and the story was mainly about him, his lover, and the people in their town.
Almost zero fantasy, definitely not sci-fi.
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>>14326697
I prefer to call it small fry.
>>14326684
I really hope Takanami becomes relevant again
Are you a lolicon mister?
Yes
A grown man being scared of a little girl? How pathetic. You're like a scared little boy. Get on your knees.
>>14308216
Who isn't?
What the fuck Japan? This is the kind of shit I'd have for dinner, maybe even lunch. But motherfucking BREAKFAST?
Jesus christ! My stomach revolts at the very attempt of eating warm/hot food for breakfast! I love me some meat, rice, etc. but immediately after crawling out of a slumber? That shit ain't right son.
I don't see the problem. This looks like a tasty breakfast.
>>14302920
Are you seriously trying to argue taste in foods because ``I DON'T LIKE IT, WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU SUBHUMANS OR SOMETHING''?
Dumb shit.
So you've never had a hot plate of hash and eggs, soup, or oatmeal before? Up until this point in your life, you never knew about these things and are shocked and repulsed by a good hot meal for breakfast?
Which 2hu could you never hate? Not necessarily your favorite 2hu, but ones you could never hate despite their portrayal in canon, fanwork or even their fanbase. I don't know why, but I couldn't hate Alice even if I wanted to.
>>14298195
She might not be the smarted, nor the fastest, and yeah she really isn't the strongest. But even with the vocational nonsense I like her anyway.
[x] Mofu
I cannot dislike any touhou. The closest i get to disliking a 2hu is there are certain girls whose fans I am wary of. Like most people who like Remilia and just about everybody who likes Rumia.
Sexy Dinosaur thread.
Don't lewd the dinosaurs!
>>14274312
糞スレ
>>14274312
i can see the cloaca
I found the episode 6 her http://www.bilibili.com/video/av3078429/
but there is a english translation ?
Eiki's happy about getting hugged by Komachi? What is this shit?
>>14329424
Boobies feel nice.
>>14329429
Sure.
Yo guys, what do you think about this little phenomenon?
If he didn't make it through all four hoops the crowd was going to eat him.
Did that dog really jump through all 6 hoops? This looks fake to me.
Japan has some weird looking cats.
Does the jay feel wrong to anyone else? It used to be so much fun to spend a Saturday night checking out all the new threads but now it just feels bland. All that's really here anymore is crossie generals and it makes me sad.
Yes. Even spinoffs arent that interesting.
How many times are you going to make this thread?
Ribbet
Wet, tight frog pussy
STOP RIBBETING!
>>14325825
Tell me more...
So, did his disease also just destroy his moral compass or any conscience he may have had as well?
>>14323493
I don't think he was ever too morally driven.
>>14323493
I think it just drove him to insanity really.
He may just have wanted to push her away forcefully. Bitch kept nagging.
Touhou has the most diverse cast of lolitas I have ever seen.
>>14321720
Why are most characters in some sort of lolita style anyway? People flipped out when Hecatia and that glasses outsider mage chick were wearing normal modern clothes.
>>14321778
Because, uhh, the games mostly take place in a place that was split off from the world when people still dressed somewhat in the style we today call "Gothic Lolita". Of all the silly things about Touhou, "why do they wear fancy dresses" is one of the more answerable ones.
>>14321814
At the time they split off, they wore old fashioned Japanese clothes, not western ones. Byakuren came out of the ground after 1000 years wearing a full out and out goth loli dress.
>It's said
By who?
>>14321669
Aristotle
>>14321669
He's paraphrasing from aquinas' summa theologica
Schopenhauer
