What do you think of Hamada-san's Idol debut video? Is he cute or not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c64sQsABKcM
Gorillas can't be idols.
>>14502927
Holy shit, 1:13.
His tounge is fucking huge, thats not normal.
>>14502927
Affair scandal when?
What do you think about robots?
Pretty cool, can't wait until Japan makes a IRL Aigis to cuddle with.
They can't get past the captcha.
>>14502667
:^)
'Your life is worthless' edition
I'm a newfag and know no Japanese at all, can anybody give me the best starting guide?
I'm writing a guide to Japanese that should help bootstrap even the the laziest, most unmotivated person into a state where he can begin reading.
It should be ready by Christmas next year, so please wait warmly.
>>14502387
So it should be ready before I kill myself?
Watch Chinese cartoons until you can say baka and desu fluently.
Jane's erect nipples!!!
o___________o
>>14501927
Blue board, delete this post
Who is this spunk monk?
>>14501927
Who is this ejaculation donation station?
I just realized that Yakumo sounds like "You cum now"
not even close senpai
>>14501239
When a nigger pronounces it
>>14501159
No. You're retarded.
Ever wonder how they make katsuobushi, /jp/?
Well this is how:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbk6HZBJwJY
Finished unshaved product looks like fine wood but is actually dried skipjack tuna.
Cool. I've started getting into Japanese cooking, so this is pretty interesting. Should try to make my own dashi stock with bonito and kelp at some point.
>>14499548
Dashi stock and other 101 ingredients used in 90% of their cooking have made it rather difficult for me to get that authentic japanese taste.
I need to look into how to make them on my own I guess. For the time being I started baking my own bread. Twice as delicious and costs less than half of the ones you can buy.
Captcha: Select all the food.
lol
>>14499548
Making your own dashi is easy, but requires quite a bit of katsuobushi since it is so light in body and weight. After all, the fillet of fish after the the drying and smoking process is less than 20% of the original weight. If you have found a shop that sells katsuobushi, chances are it has kombu as well, which I cook with rice quite a lot.
I still recommend trying to make your own dashi, since it used in so many Japanese recipes. Trying miso with dashi is incomparable without it.
What should I get?
All the Touhou H-doujinshi you can.
>>14498269
I'm not sure that I want to check all 1500 titles considering that "Top choices" category as I see it has nothing worth torrenting except for "Elf Knight Giselle" and "Kikaku Kakusei -Kikoki RUSU-".
It doesn' help that I can't stand 640x480 RPGMaker-based garbage in this day and age either. Having your particular fetish catered to can offset that though.
Hopefully DLSite will expand the selection in the future.
Keep in mind that Steam sale is upcoming.
Sealed Room Breed 2 is pretty fun.
I know a sweet youkai girl,
She’s witty, bright and brief;
blood stains upon her pale cheeks; and pearl
In rubies set, for teeth.
Beneath her dirt-flecked golden hair
There beams the scarlet eye,
Bright as the star of evening there
Where the yellow sunbeams die.
Her breath reeks of a carcass that
was left out in the heat;
Her soft lips stained with strips of fat
from supple human meat
Her waist is just a trifle more
Than a cubit in its girth;
But when there my arms I throw,
I’ve all there is of earth.
And when she turns her blood-soaked cheek
Toward me for a kiss,
I lose expression—cannot speak—
And take all there is of bliss.
More like Rumia imagedump thread.
>>14498257
More like Rumia the cumdumpster thread!
>>14498273
I'll rek u m8
Are there microwaves in Gensokyo? Do any of the 2hus ever get a craving for human snacks?
Unless Nitori found a trashed one and brought it back to repair, I doubt it..
You could probably teach Okuu to cook food with her fancy cannon.
Phones make microwaves and Yukari has a device like that phone.
So yes.
http://www.gensokyo.org/archives/4074
>>14497204
>already posted a few days ago
>no one likes this game and almost no one cared
>>14497871
Who are you quoting?
>>14497932
Not him, but basically a whole thread.
Harubros are a race of inferior people with no accomplishments, a low IQ and a vile and unsavory character comparable to the average Jew.
Their "goddess" is a weak battleship with no accomplishments to her name that luck could not grant.
They're also unable to feel empathy and are strictly against other people, no matter how much we have accomplished.
How do we clean these subhuman apes from the surface of this planet?
Pic related: Their "goddess"
Who wouldn't want a fat boat?
>>14497125
Thick boat is best boat.
I read that as Haribos.
Hello,/jp/.
I just received some japanese sweets(I think they're japanese sweets) and I want to know what it is and how to cook them(they taste raw).
Don't cook yatsuhashi please.
>>14496505
Why not?
Please tell me.
I'll take some of the right side, thanks.
Hey guys, is this kansai dialect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsxIRCfxPe8
Pretty sure there's not any dialect there, just rough speech.
>that feel when no tsundere nippon gf ;_;
Worst archetype 0/10 would not waifu
What's it like being needlessly angry on the outside all of your waking life?
does anyone have a collection of recorded dialects. it's hard to find one
Why does Keine love to headbutt everything, even when in human form? Did she love to do it even before she got turned into a were-hakutaku?
>>14494520
She's headstrong!
Could you withstand a Keine headbutt?
>>14494520
She doesn't.
It's just some "fanservice memes" because "hurr durr she has horns so she must act like a bull".
How nostalgic.
I know that feel, anon
My feels, please give them back
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