This just came in the mail. When should I kill myself?
>>14589724
Several years ago
Why would you do that?
as soon as the dog hair sticks to it.
Which type would you moon?
i would type WLen's moon, if you catch my drift
or Rin
curry senpai
I think the more important question here is, which moon would you type?
Is this guys serious, trolling or does it really take no skill in being an English teacher in Japan?
https://youtu.be/w65BxB-NoA0
>>14581711
Someone slap his hand please, so he calms down.
is it weird that i want to see a video of this guy getting robbed?
>how to destroy any non-American foreigner's chances of learning English properly
If you want to hold anyone responsible for engrish, look no further than trash foreign English teachers.
Remember to take care of your health!
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>>14589759
Again I was just about to make one.
>>14589759
Kikis are truly olev.
>>14589759
Kikis are olev.
What does /jp/ think of Kinoshita Yuka?
Here she is eating 100 slices of bread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjx4H2WAHg
Never heard of her but she makes YouTube videos so I dislike her by default.
And here she is eating 48 pieces of KFC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
>>14547403
I'm so glad I'm alive.
Yukkuri thread, take it easy! abyuse, feels and Sim Yukkuri.
If you check out the App page for Yukkuri Diary, it looks like the end of the year update bluesnow promised might have two new places to go besides the Store. There's now pictures of a modern-looking apartment, complete with aquariums (possible addition of water types?), and a beach/cove type area.
Remember to kill all yukkuri that are annoying.
Please show some creative and interesting abyuse everyone!
Not sure if this is either /ck/, /jp/ or /v/ appropriate. Anyways, where might I find the BOSS coffee/Metal Gear colab. boxes online for myself, living in the states?
>>14588596
Stop giving your money to Konami.
Previous: >>14583710
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
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on for another round!
Imagine having to wake up to this news.
That was me. ;-;
>20k
dem niggas got yellow fever subedition
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/wsg/ thread: >>>/wsg/841738
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>NEW VIDEOS:
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>Previously on /bmsg/:
>>14557458
>tfw Hana is finally living the dream life
good for her desu
no happy birthday su-metal thread
but, hana blabla thread?
:c
>>14576420
forgot my Hana
There's something oddly enticing about the way Kokoro ends her sentences.
Is that elongated infliction on the "jaaaa~" my weak western ears hear just part of her character or is it some kind of accent or dialect that I can't recognize?
>>14587620
I've never heard this girl speak but what you're describing sounds like Kansai-ben.
>>14587675
That's what google suggested too. I was under the impression that since she was from a noble family did everything arrogantly and properly that she wouldn't be speaking what I've people refer to as "redneck Japanese."
But google did mention that it's described as "melodic, but harsher" so that might be what I'm thinking of.
Could someone post that majikoi screen where a girl says "no sister sandwiches?"
Anyone know when the annual Gachimuchi collab is being ported over to youtube? According to the wiki it's already been released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU
>>14586928
danke, friendo
>>14586908
This year's collab really wasn't too great. I can't tell if the nips are trying too hard or trying to little on it, but it seems sloppy.
The /jp/ mansion will definitely happen in 2016, i can feel it! Dibs on top bunk!
The /jp/ mansion must definitely be in hokkaido.
Are there any /jp/sies that already live in Japan? I'm ready to move to Japan if there's enough people.
>>14583922
We tried again a month or so ago
The owner of the mansion decided that he would rather demolish the mansion than let /jp/s live in it.
What do you think /jp/?
>>14582660
This machine has taste
I don't think this program works that great for 2d
Also not posting the link?
http://www.faces.ethz.ch/
>>14582670
Whoops, my bad on not posting the link.
Figured out as much that it's bad at 2D, had to go through 20 different images for it to identify the face properly, moreso actually detect one in the first place.
Pic related, that was one of the failed attempts
Post Keine!
Is this the Keine bullying thread?
Unless there'll be a new chapter about her, she's dead.
へか へか
Why are people so flustered by her T-shirt though?
>>14583921
>flustered
Because it is so dumb
>>14583921
It's dumb! DUMB!
