Shinki is pregnant!
>>14651264
Its mine. Back off, nerds.
Alice is getting a sister?
>>14651264
Becareful of mosquitoes!
What are you playing? What are you looking forward to? What have you finished? You know the drill.
>>14648170
bump
>Police found more than 1,000 items of school girl clothing at the home of Kenichi Takahashi
>"With stress in my private life, the uniforms provided peace of mind,” the suspect is quoted by police.
Poor guy, that seems perfectly reasonable to me.
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2016/01/21/former-king-of-comedy-member-re-arrested-in-theft-of-school-girl-uniforms/
literally who.
What an addiction to have!
How did he steal the uniforms?
Who has the best ZUN art?
Reimu PCB
Clownpiece is really good, if you can pass over her right hand with four fingers.
Memes aside, I think LoLK's Marisa is a pretty good drawing.
The old thread's long past bump limit, so it's time to find a new easy place.
Be sure to check out the latest chapter in anon's choose-your-own-easiness story before it gets archived!
Reposting the latest chapter for easy viewing:
Chapter 10 : Victory and lust
"Go away easy !" you tell the Remilia, puffing up as much as you can.
"Uu~" she goes, ignoring you while bouncing towards the fleeing little ones.
"What are you doing here ? This is Reimu's easy home, you know ?"
She stops and looks at you. With a big smile, she answers :
"I'm going to eat the little Reimus easy !"
You bounce towards her, bumping into her with all your strength.
"Uu !" she screams at the impact.
She gets back and look at you, now frowning.
"Going to eat you easy !"
She jumps back at you, and bites you, her fangs penetrating your soft skin, ripping apart a portion of your right side.
"YUGYAAAAH !"
Remilia's lips press on the wound, and she begins sucking.
"Chuu-chuu ~"
She's sucking your bean paste, feeding after days of starvation. But the wound is small, and the amount sucked not large enough to prevent you from recovering. You bump into her again, getting her off you. This time, you follow by jumping on her, and smashing her repeatedly with all you body weight.
"Drop dead easy ! Drop dead easy !" you repeat, filled with pain, rage and hatred.
"Uu ! Uu !"
Bruises appear on her skin, her hat falls off. You keep on pounding her, and soon the skin begins to break, exposing the red bean paste.
"Uu ! Zaguya ! Zaguya ! Hewp bwe !"
An eyeball exits its socket, wounds tear up, breaking the whole yukkuri open.
"Zagu...ya..."
You stop, exhausted and covered in Remilia's bean paste. It's dead.
With the sudden drop in adrenaline, you remember your parents and feel you've avenged them, before being hit with the full pain of the wound on your side.
"ID HURDZ !" you scream, while bouncing aimlessly, tears in your eyes.
While you scream and cry from the pain, the little ones appear from where they hid : they're all here.
"Hope you suffew a lot ! Fwake Mwommy should dwop dwead eajy like the uneajy Wemiwia !" Three says.
But this time, she is alone.
"Mwommy !" Four exclaims.
"Mwommy, howd on !" Two adds.
"Weimyu will wick-wick Weimyu !" One announces.
The three little ones surround you, rubbing their cheeks against yours, licking you to ease the pain. This has no real effect, but you manage to forget the ache, and enjoy the warmth of your new family.
Mister came home, and immediatly healed you using an orange juice patch. He told you how proud he was of you, and threw the dead Remilia into the trash. Thenext day, he came home with a reward : a Mister Pyjamas, pink, with a big "R" on the front. It was so comfy and easy, you felt like a true princess. Being very smart, you learned how to take it off using your braids before doing poo-poo. The little ones also recieved clothes, but Mister soon took them away as they soiled them everytime they put them on.
Days passed in easiness after this event, until days became weeks, and weeks formed a whole month.
The little ones had grown, and were now only a tad smaller than yourself, and this only because you had grown a bit yourself, living the easy life of a pet yukkuri. "Mommy" had replaced "Mwommy", "Reimu" had replaced "Weimyu". Since the Remilia incident, Two had joined Four in considering you her mother. Three had changed the most, however. Alone, she kept on hating you and her sisters. With only One approaching her, she grew uneasier still. While the others look very much like you now, Three is noticeably uglier, with small eyes and a large jaw. She eats more, making her fatter. Her voice has gone deeper, and in her mouth, her own name has gone from "Weimyu" to "Deibu". Deibu has been the source of most of your troubles lately, fighting with you and her sisters, stealing, with no punishment for you or Mister ever solving anything. Mister gave up, and when he bought a larger bed for you, One, Two and Four to share, he gave the old one to Deibu, who now sleeps alone.
One has grown up well, on the other hand. Seeing you as a friend and a protector more than a mother, and keeping on helping and caring for her little sisters, has helped her growing into a mature, reliable yukkuri. Sometimes, it even looks like you're a Dwaddy and a Mwommy looking after their children. Maybe this is why you've been having a strange feeling when looking at One, recently. Heat raises in your body and the bean paste in your lower half hardens, making your pyjamas feel tight as mister penipeni presses on the soft fabric. She's a young, fertile yukkuri, unrelated to you, and for the first time in your life, you feel consumed by the will to refresh.
One night, you find the perfect occasion. Two, Deibu and Four are fast asleep, One is eating a last bite from mister bowl before going to sleep.
It is time to make a choice.
A. Rape One.
B. Ask One to refresh.
C. Forget it, and talk with Mister about this feeling.
(I believe C was in the lead at this point.)
>>14593420
A is the only reasonable answer.
>>14593420
Rape is always the correct option!
Which toe hoe has the stinkiest feet?
WaggySaggy
>>14648229
Its WaggySwaggy you uncultured cunt.
>>14648235
its wackaflockahime dude
http://figsoku.net/blog-entry-13679.html
Cute. Cute! CUTE!
>>14645886
cant find it on amiami, despair.
I need this, send help.
>>14645902
Available for pre-order tomorrow apparently, friend
>>14645975
thanks senpai
How often do you bow to youre hime?
I want to lick Kaguya's sweet princess feet!
Every day, as I reach climax.
tenshi eating a corn dog
>>14620645
Go back to "Why is Tenshi eating a corndog so cute?"
>>14620766
but she's not
btwnice dubs
suwacko eating burger
I want to marry Anzu and convert her to Christianity.
Converting people to the one true faith is my fetish!
I want Anzu to be my sister and have secret sex with me
>>14635204
you think she'd like going on a crusade?
What's the deal with Pachinko's?
I'd literally push her onto a trainline
What a fatty Ameri.. wait, she's Japanese?
That art style does not look good on her.
Beach MV subedition
>FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/eXbByCz3
/wsg/ thread:>>>/wsg/841738
>BABYMETAL WORLD TOUR 2016:
UK (Apr 2)
US (May 4, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13, 14)
>SAKURA GAKUIN:
New Album ~Kirameki No Kakera~ (Mar 3)
Spring Hina-asobi 2016 (Mar 6)
The Road to Graduation (Feb 13, Mar 22)
>NEW VIDEOS:
BM: https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/photo/109027926708178880868/6240329931579482354
SG: https://plus.google.com/photos/photo/100623630271890671736/6241324823373384450 & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k4VVa1pEnoqmhgeTGaW
NoS: https://youtu.be/JBSEJAlyIF0
Grads: https://youtu.be/_ru68LlDQss & https://youtu.be/QCBu2ZBAIvI
>EVERY WEEK:
Sakura Gakuin (Mon 19:00 JST)
http://logirl.favclip.com/live/
Night of Spica (look for ゴロ寝系トーク番組『スピカの夜』 in the calendar)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/stolabo-tokyo
>MERCHANDISE:
asmart.jp/sakuragakuin
asmart.jp/babymetal
asmart.jp/muto_ayami
http://babymetal.tmstor.es/
http://babymetal.gomerch.com/
http://www.mflstores.com/mfl/babymetal.html/
>THE SPREADSHEET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1inuuituVibgwZPWlmyll4Q3jLEGQye9PcsGiPZHTU0Y
>Previously on /bmsg/:
>>14627933
Twittaa when?
>>14637823
When Koba retires senpai
Technical difficulties sub subedition
Why doesn't /jp/ like cute sword boys?
>>14650035
#slaythegay
Even worse than Kancolle.
I guess everyone's in the /vg/ thread >>>/vg/128797081
>>14650237
>Kancolle
>small c
They grow up so fast...
Akyuu doesn't grow, she dies.
>>14646274
Remember how she used to look?
Akyuu is more mature than she seems.
General original content/drawthread for /jp/sies. You may use this thread to contribute your works or to share ideas related to possible projects. Anything OC is welcomed; including drawings, writings, music, and programming. Kaokuma Edition.
Previous thread: >>14455268
>>14578989
>Kaokuma
>Edition
please don't do this
it's only been a couple days since the other one died too
>>14579002
>Kaokuma
>Koakuma
Oh fuck, misspelled the name. Nothing is going right this year.
>>14578989
>Kaokuma
