RAN RUU
Not funny.
>>14722605
EEEEHHH
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4zkDKzCR8I0
Can you add Touhou to this, /jp/
Thanks
>>14722510
Thanks
>>14722569
anytime :3
What's the best aspect of a touhou tummy?
Ticklishness
The fact that you can fuck them.
the meat
Get your free hugs in here all you have to bring is a 2hu
I don't have this "toe-hoe"
>>14722449
yeah you do.
Your Fortune: Hina
enters hopping for good luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn6R8RRTOs
Fuck off to /v/
>>14721727
What's the japanese name for these retarded body suits?
>>14721814
>What's the japanese name for these retarded body suits?
Zentai?
Spot the 2hu
Found her
>putting plastic above your Suika
I just reached Junko's last spellcard, the one where she spams bullets in waves. I'm fucking stuck on that spellcard specifically because I already used up my bombs and saynay's ass is too big that she can't fucking graze those bullshit tiny gaps. What a fucking horrible idea for a spellcard. You'd actually need to have near-perfect dodging skills for this and I'm only on normal pointdevice. You suck Junko. YOU FUCKING SUCK. I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU DIDN'T EXIST, CUNT.
I just want to reach Hecatia holy shit.
YOU SUCK JUNKO
Then save your bombs next time, loser.
>I just want to reach Hecatia holy shit.
Play on easy.
That's why you save bombs. In the end I have so many I was able to not give a fuck and use 3 bombs on it alone.
So I've lurked on /hgg/ and /h/ and I've figured out this much. 1.20beta is not out yet and Patch-kun will not translate it until its released officially. BUT, anon has somehow gotten his hands on an incomplete 1.20 patch and translated it partially. Am I correct?
Do we get new scenes for Sylvie? The shopkeeper and retarded waitress can go fuck themselves for all I care.
Can anyone in Gensokyo catch up to Santa?
Seiga can undo his hard work, if that counts for anything.
>>14721671
Seiga IS Santa.
My how you've grown-desu wa!
SAVED
>>14729019
That was a close one. This thread almost died without any replies!
No need to thank me, OP. I'm just doing my part.
I'm going to tickle Akatsuki's tummy!
I'm going to penetrate Akatsuki's tummy
>>14720618
Divebomb her deck!
Anyone knows? His last youtube upload was from 2 years ago...
>>14720603
He got big
Why did she do it?
She wanted to do the evil twirly mustache villain thing, but she didn't quite understand it.
I don't really get the point of guro like this. It's so absurd that it's sort of funny, but I guess some people do get off to it.
>>14720675
>I don't really get the point of guro like this. It's so absurd that it's sort of funny, but I guess some people do get off to it.
You hit the nail on the head, it's not sexual, it's just absurd humor from seeing characters die violently, at least in this case.God, I hope it's not sexual.
Which Touhou reaped the most taints in 2015?
>>14719699
Reisen.
>>14719699
That Yuugi has to be the coolest cosplayer I have ever seen.
Only really easy mister humans allowed
This chapter and the next ones will be shorter than usual, so I will try to update quicker next time
Chapter 14: the giants beyond the forest
...Human territory was the only route that patchi had yet to visit. It was a logical choice.
'Humans...'
Patchi respects the humanoids, and enjoys their creations, but she didn´t have neither a positive nor a negative opinion of them. She was obviously aware of the abusers, but the species as a whole was still quite a mistery when it came to direct contact.
"Youmu, let´s go"
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2 hours later, Patchi was in front of the line of houses next to the forest. The front of the houses was facing the street, so there wasn´t much activity in the part facing the forest
According to mother, the destruction of the factory caused most of the workers that lived here to leave. abandoned houses could be seen here and there, most of the lower windows broken -the cause could be either humans or yukkuris, but patchi wasn´t sure-
Patchi observed 3 of the closer houses:
the first had a back porch, where an old man and his dog seemed to be enjoing the morning breeze. It isn´t the first time patchi meets this human: beck when she was an adventurer, she had observed the old man a couple of times.He didn´t seem to be hostile to yukkuris by default, but he had released his dog against shitheads before, with terrible consequences to the yus.
between this one and the next one, there was an alley with some trash bags accumulated at its sides.
The second one seemed to be abandoned. Upn a closer inspection, patchi saw from the ground-level broken window empty bottles and a strong smell of alcohol coming from the basement.
The third one seemed to be in good shape. patchi observed from the semi closed window the strange spectacle that was the basement of that house: on various desks, dozens of human shaped figures where holding blades, big plates and other devices patchi didn't outright recognize. most of the things they were wearing were either red or silver (metal maybe?). If she had to make a guess, it seemed to be some kind of game.
She pondered the options she had on mind. at the end, she decides to:
A.explore alley (will take at least 1/4 of your day)
B.explore house 2(will take at least 1/4 of your day)
C.explore house 3(will take at least 1/4 of your day)
D.ask old man from 1st house something
there will be a strawpoll so that the thread does not get bumped with one word replies, but I encourage you to reply with any feedback aside from the option you choose. I find them helpful to create the story and enjoy reading about what you think about it.
http://strawpoll.me/6737881
>>14719228
Perhaps we should ask the Old Man the state of the town and if he knows why there have been more incursions of abyusers into the woods.
Better be really goddamn polite though. Dogs are endgame material.
>>14719299
Patchy has horrendous luck.
No matter what happens, I'm expecting it somehow go horribly wrong.
But yeah, milk as much information out of the old guy as you can without getting used as a chew toy.
