Comfy-edition
Canada
nth for Wilson
Okay so I've formulated a plan to annex Point Robert's once and for all. As you can see, the attached picture outlines the general plan of attack. The HMCS Vancouver, Regina, Calgary, and Winnipeg will manoeuvre through the Georgia Strait from Esquimalt and establish a blockade.
Simultaneously, two mechanized infantry brigades and an armoured division will spearhead the attack from the North.
Minimal resistance is expected, and once Canadian Forces have secured the town several White Spots will be constructed ASAP in order to win the hearts and minds of the local population by providing delicious burger. As soon as the inhabitants have become sufficiently placated, they will then be forced to pledge allegiance to the Leaf and all of her glory, thus ending America's illegitimate claim to the town.
>>57402766
Mexico
Mexico
>>57402789
United States
Whats going on here?
>>57402778
You could have just asked.
>>57402778
you may try to bribe us with burgers, and it may succeed
But we will NEVER give up our soil
xth for does watching a western children's anime make me a weeb?
>>57402778
nah
just build a lighthouse on it and claim its been there a long time so the land is ours. that's basically annexing.
>>57402778
[Syrup nationalism on the rise]
>>57402807
on right
>>57402778
just try it loserlords
>>57402821
no, a nerd.
or possibly a cool nerd if it's about something pop culture currently likes
I have nothing against Canada. Mexico needs a purge.
>>57402778
>mfw school kids from Point Roberts have to take a bus from there to Seattle every fucking day just to go to school
>>57402598
>tfw everyone just wantes our resources
;-;
Canada
>>57402830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8yGLXmBEm8
>Up and down the street
>>57402815
I remember someone used to post this image a lot
>>57402864
Agreed.
>>57402885
UNO FARTO @3:17
>>57402854
Being a nerd is in now, right? I guess I'm just a normie now
>>57402870
That's the place you move if you hate your children.
I'd make mine kayak to school.
>>57402874
Tbf I just want one of your qts
>>57402870
I imagine we will largely be seen as liberators once we annex it desu
>>57402904
>It's a black male thing
>>57402874
Russians are cool though
We both have pioneer cultures sorta maybe kinda iunno :D
We could explore together
>>57402942
it'll be an act of aggresion and you'll soon find the whole of canada razed to the ground by US retaliatory forces
>>57402870
i really doubt they do all the way to seattle, that's a couple hours of commute every day just for schoolkids
>>57402958
Also this needs to posted now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk
>>57402778
Can we somehow drive them out through subversion? Right at the border start a Canadian goose breeding program?
>>57402975
You don't get it, bud.
We're TRYING to get you to attack us. You might take out Hongcover and Toronto, or better yet annex those places and kill most of the citizens.
We just want to be free of our cancer, clean up some borders on the map and genocide some seals on the side.
>>57402911
>swr
>>57402977
Point Roberts Primary School, the only school on the Point, provides only kindergarten and first, second and third grades.[12] From fourth grade on, American children must take a 40-minute ride through British Columbia, crossing back into the United States at Blaine, Washington. Canadian children can attend school in Delta
okay so it's 40 minutes, not too bad desu
>>57403042
YOU LEAVE THE SNOW PUPPIES OUT OF THIS
>>57403004
There are already large numbers of Canadian Geese who live in the US year round
They're nasty birds desu
>>57403001
Sheeit I forgot about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldN9fNhZcsQ
>>57403065
it's culture senpai
god damn carnivorous see rabbits
>>57403048
40 minutes isn't bad at all
I had to ride longer than that as a kid
>>57402891
It's a good image
I like it
>>57403004
potentially, however I think the Geneva Convention prohibits the use of Canadian Geese as a tool of war, so it really depends if we're willing to commit war crimes
>>57402975
America is such a tough bull.
>>57402874
>>57402964
We could annex all of space and tell the rest of the planet to fuck off as we grow rich off of asteroid mining.
>>57403130
dont you start
>>57403157
>>57403130
delete this
You wake up tomorrow and North America looks like this. What do?
>>57403157
I think we need China for this as welll. They have space programm.
>>57403190
jump the border
Geese mate for life, don't they?
I saw a pair of them walking home today. One was limping badly and it's leg looked swollen. It collapsed on the grass and it's partner was just patiently standing close by. It'll probably get killed by a cat soon.
>global warming will raise sea levels
>erosion will continue unabated
>Point Roberts will wash away into the ocean
I don't really care, it's continental and below the 49th.
San Juan is rightfully Canadian though. Germany deserves every bad thing that's happened to it for San Juan.
>>57403190
while I agree with the annexation of the baja penninsula, we dont want to be our own state
CHI
You guys ever just dive right into a random city and find a whole different community you were never aware existed?
Kinda blows my mind everytime I do it desu. World is too big
>>57403047
It's pretty good tb h
>>57403243
Reminds me of the time I was working at camp and I saw a bird struggling to fly off from the road. Another bird seemed like he was trying to help show him how to fly away but he couldnt. Unfortunately I couldnt go rescue him because I was looking after 30 kid and couldnt just run off into the road, I witnessed him get squished. Really sad, the other bird kinda investigated his dead body for awhile
>>57403291
>ayoo and butt butt
>>57403190
>sharing a country with missouri
>>57403291
I always go facebook exploring into people that post openly white nationalist comments on political facebook pages
kinda interesting
>>57402930
It's heaven for helicopter parents. The idea that the entire area is like a big gated community. Your kids cant get kidnapped by land.
>>57403004
We could move the massive Sulfur pile from under the Lions Gate bridge to that area.
I'd think having that native reservation next door to PR, was already trying to do it by subversion. Who wants to live next to a reservation?
>>57403322
Yeah they seem like fun lads
>>57403190
S I E G
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>>57403339
What do you typically see?
>had three girls come by apartment the last few days
>building manager is showing my apartment to new tenants
I really hate this. I feel like it's normies going to the zoo.
>>57403318
It bothers me when other animals try to get involved. Like they clearly can't do anything to help but try or can just watch.
Sometimes I see lone geese honking by themselves. Now I'm wondering if it failed to find a mate or if its mate died.
>>57403366
It can lead to top-tier banter
>>57403412
>forget landlord was doing a showing
>wake up twice to people opening the door and walking in my room
Should have been fapping desu
>>57403291
A few weeks ago I started frequenting a place one hour away from my house and it's completely different. I can go out at night over there without worrying and there's a lot of places to get food at any hour. I'm gonna live there someday after graduating.
>>57403244
>pigwar
interesting, never knew about that
>>57403291
>download a random social media app
>literally full of chicanos and blacks trying to banter in ebonics
>almost none of them graduated high school
It's so weird
>>57403452
>go to apartment viewing
>landlord shows me apartments that weren't scheduled for viewings
>just knocks on the door, then opens the lock in 5 seconds after
I was too scarred to move into that building. He probably would have done it to me.
>>57403448
JJ bringing the BANTER
who /drunkonmonday/ here
>>57403525
Please dont tempt
>>57403448
>>57403412
Having to keep your place clean sucks too.
My previous landlord kept violating the contract and letting people in when I wasn't home. The person who eventually signed a lease got them to remove a fucking wall while I was still living there without my permission. The maintenance guy moved around all my shit and made a huge mess. They also randomly cut a whole in my wall once and left work supplies and dust everywhere in the bathroom.
>>57403408
They're generally either from the south/ from the midwest, especially states like pennsylvania or indiana. These types of white nationalists are your stereotypical white trash, obviously poor, are extremely open about being pro-confederate, all their facebook pics are of their kids in some shithole house. Most are WASP or German by descent, or Irish. And the biggest trend of all is that i'd say 80% of these folks are usually vets, they often have USMC pics, and have pictures of them on tour in afghanistan or wherever
The second type really comes from all parts of the US, and they're obviously the more intellectual types of white nationalists. They often share anti-immigration links from American Renaissance, and usually are younger, they're basically what you expect from right wing college students that go on 4chan.
The other types of global white nationalists are often East Europeans, and they often post much more anti-Islamic stuff on facebook pages. Those people I don't know much about
>>57403525
I did that last week and kind of regretted it
>>57403525
Not yet.
>tfw drank less when I was a n33t
>>57402822
Machias Seal Island is rightfully Maine clay. Fuck your lighthouse.
WE HAVE 35 CHAMBERS
THERE IS NO 36
>American responds to you
>he's actually nigger
>>57403596
Whoa
Is that pic real?
>>57403598
we will build lighthouses on the parts of Maine we like and absorb those as well
>>57403525
I bought a six pack of that not your father's root beer and am tempted to try it now.
>>57403631
BUT WHAT IF WE CREATED A NEW CHAMBER
>>57403645
tasty shit. go for it.
>>57403638
>Russian responds to you
>with Tumblr gifs
>>57403645
Ah, I had that before. It's very good, its like drinking a soda except you get drunk eventually
>>57402778
>canadians take point roberts
>americans take canada
>>57403570
Was working one day (rural PA) and this man comes in with full-on swastika and german reich eagle tattoos all over him. Luckily he was 60 y/o and not a young dude. was actually pretty relaxed, we talked about golfing and how communism sucked.
(i'm not fully white t b h)
>>57403638
So every American then?
>>57403653
Oh? And what would that be?
>When a Canadian defends you
>>57403570
>mfw nationalist at a liberal arts '''''college''''''
>>57403643
Maine should annex Canada.
>>57403708
WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG
>>57403675
>>57403693
excellent. was afraid it was a shit meme drink
Take your (You)'s and spend them wisely
>>57403690
>canadian responds to you
>with anime
>>57403739
SHIMMY SHIMMY YAW SHIMMY YO SHIMMY AY
>>57403690
wow rude
>>57403730
the other parts of you we'll annex will be lost due to climate change flooding eventually anyways so don't be mad
>>57403757
>>57403772
>Cute Russian boys
>>57403767
*Brooklyn Zoo Intensifies*
WHAT NIGGA?! I'LL BUST YO ASS RIGHT NOW WHAT WHAT
>>57403697
In Trump's America he will shoot you, nigga.
>>57403788
Blyatttttttt
>>57403812
I'm not black though either, russia
>>57403697
Yeah, rural Pennsylvania can be pretty balls to the walls with their white supremacists. I've seen plenty of guys with those tats when I used to work over there.
I'm an Indian-American and I actually got to talk with one of the white supremacist guys, he didn't have any tats or anything but his family was full neo nazi, and he told me how his family for some reason doesn't care about hindus and all because the swastika.
needless to say, i was pretty damn weirded out, never would've expected a white supremacist in that part of PA to ever converse with me.
But yeah, some white supremacists can be pretty relaxed
>>57403788
how do I get a handsome Russian man? blackmail? roofie in the vodka?
>this thread is full of shitskins and leftist shitskin lovers
>tfw America will never be great again
>>57403844
>Indian-American
You're one or the other faggot, no one's a hyphon.
>>57403844
>But yeah, some white supremacists can be pretty relaxed
>you will never befriend a chill neo-nazi
>>57403833
>I'm not fully white
>I'm not black
typical nigga with crisis of self-identification
>A russian insults you
>>57403872
>implying we ever stopped being great
>>57403854
Blackmail
>>57403872
Iunno America's pretty great regardless
>>57403844
wew, close call lad. I'm half Vietnamese and the dude enlisted and fought in Nam, when I asked him why he enlisted he said he wanted to kill commies. Maybe he was holding back from saying he wanted to kill gooks.
When I mentioned what I was he said it was pretty odd and chuckled. Then he starting talking about Obama being satanic and I sort of just started nodding and didn't stop
What's with foreigners coming here, posting hello, then they leave
Like seriously? fucking why?
>>57403879
I'm American, but it is essential to delineate my ethnicity in the context of this story.
>>57403872
lol how's communism doing fampai
>>57403950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8RY-8b3QIM
>>57403854
idk, I'm grill and have no idea how to get russian man (mine is Armenian).
>>57403942
>Then he starting talking about Obama being satanic and I sort of just started nodding and didn't stop
This morbidly obese guy on a broken scooter almost ran me over once then started talking to me for some reason.
He went from bitching about going to jail for vandalizing buildings with adverts for his band to talking about support for murdering police officers.
Crazy people are really interesting.
Feels like I have a fever, but the thermometer says I don't.
>>57403992
>I'm grill
>>57404007
Your blood is too thick and heavy
>>57403899
>you will never befriend a chill neo-nazi
That won't really go down that well, you'll become a pariah once people begin to know you're friend with one
>>57403942
This is purely speculation, but I feel like the old neo nazi would actuallly be fine with Vietnamese diaspora in America, since the viets who fled Vietnam back in the day were the hardest anti-commies in the whole fucking world.
>>57403992
You had me until Armenian
>>57403992
well, if you ever figure out how let me know please.
>>57404007
You probably just overheat easily, I recently did a genetic test and I had the gene. Your probably have it too
>>57404038
I have no friends and part of my family is red necks. Won't make a difference desu
>>57404007
ITs probably just all in your head and you need to buck up faggot
>>57403992
Post bewbs
>>57404038
Yeah, he seemed pretty okay with me. Some of my older relatives (whom I never met) died in commie concentration camps when they didn't flee to the US. fuck communism t b h
>>57404032
THICK
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K
>>57403697
People get so bothered by the white supremacists
They really aren't that bad
I've talked to the KKK before
They were pretty nice desu
Then again I'm not the type who gets bothered by people yelling on my college campus about various shit (those people are also nice if you sit down and talk to them)
>>57404005
>This morbidly obese guy on a broken scooter almost ran me over once then started talking to me for some reason.
holy shit lmao, i can totally imagine this happening inside a WalMart, which is essentially the congregational base for all obese people and loonies in towns all across America
>>57404097
>mention to girl on tinder I sing
>she wants to listen
>never sang for another human being before
Fuck
>>57404114
They don't bug me either but I'm white so I don't give a shit kekek
>>57404137
Kek
>>57404149
Do what I am to nervous too
>>57404090
Shieeeeet, have you ever been to Vietname before?
>>57404038
Neo nazis are against you, gooks, not only commies in general.
>>57404149
Vocaroo before you send her anything, we'll judge your singing abilities
Baseball tbqhwyl
>>57404149
Just make a vocaroo and post it on the chat. Not even kidding singing to 4chan people has (very mildly) helped me sing to people IRL. Just gotta gain confidence. Fuck, I sang for my dad for the first time this weekend and made him cry. You can do it!
>>57404230
American Neo-Nazis are very interesting my friend, they pick and choose people to hate in a very sporadic manner depending on which chapter in the nation they're in
>>57404114
Yeah, I've never had a serious problem with them. I've been attacked for being half-asian once, but I was also attacked for being half-white by an asian.
One time I nearly wandered into this huge neo-confederate rally near my house. An entire parking lot full of pickup trucks with confederate flags... maybe they would have been nice, but maybe I figured it was for the best to not cross them.
>>57403844
>But yeah, some white supremacists can be pretty relaxed
There's a lot more people that hate certain groups of people, then there are people that hate everyone.
I met a Indian army vet, who wanted the death of all Pakistanis.
I talked to an Italian who wouldn't walk down a street gypsies were on.
Many Asians I've met would say their nationality is equal to whites, but all other types of Asians are inferior.
I've known numerous Israelis that enjoy hearing in the news about Arabs dying.
White supremacist organizations are mostly built around the prison system. There's not many Indians in prison so they don't care about them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZUDShDHtw
Minnesota is canada
>>57404265
>>57404300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AFuJqGKfGk
>>57404278
It must have been a horrible experience if you managed to make a grown man cry
>>57404137
TICC HNNNNG
>>57404201
No, but I'll probably visit sometime. I really like staying in my home area and would be overly-vigilant for tape worms, land mines, and scooter bikes if I did go, but I might as well for the sake of
>muh heritage
>>57404230
can russia please stop being a massive viet-boo then?
>>57404325
pls be Saint paul. You're Canadian.
>>57404299
>White supremacist organizations are mostly built around the prison system.
Hmmm, interesting post actually, I curious for some elaboration on this point.
>>57404300
>>57404280
Well, I think being nazi without having any strong relative clan is pretty pointless. It's like me, I can admire all that racial stuff, but I live in non-Russian region, I'm basically foreigner here. The only way to be nationalistic here - is stay solated which is worse than any sort of racemixing. I suppose racists in America feel the same.
>>57404325
L O N D O N
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>>57404374
I'm not Vietnamese, but I've been relatively close to that region, and let me just say that you won't enjoy spending more than a week there. It's bastard hot and very poor, all the time
BREHS
>>57404325
Minnesota is definitely Canadian now
>>57404389
Any hockey state is rightful Canadian clay.
>>57404333
Nah, he thought it was a beautiful experience.
>>57404381
I am not Canadian, but I did live near St. Paul as a kid, kinda!
>>57404389
I don't like this meme.
save me from this brazilian
he is so loud and doesnt pick up queues when i dont feel like chitchat
>>57404381
>pls be Saint paul
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JC6Yltx3tD
>>57404415
Holy. Shit
That is really unironically literally
HIGH TEST and THICK
>>57404429
>0(zero) canadian teams in the NHL playoffs
Hey minnesota friend i'm from Fort Frances, Ontario
>>57404448
This is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
>>57404429
go AWAY
>>57404438
Umm, wasn't he supposed to be nice?
didn't you say he was nice?
>>57404438
Sudacas are very friendly lmao, learn to not be asperger and talk with him some more, you just met him
>>57404405
Thanks for the heads up. I'd definitely want to go home after a few days. Where else have you traveled? Other places you really liked/disliked?
>>57402731
testing
>>57404383
There's little benefit for the average white American to join a supremacist group.
There's a much larger benefit for the average white American inmate to join a white supremacist group. That's where most people join. You're already fucked as a felon trying to get a job, having some 88 or SS tattoos wont hurt your prospects much.
In Canada they like to say that the majority of members in white supremacists organizations are behind bars. But they never mention that they weren't members before they went to prison.
>>57404440
Yes, but SUBURBS.
>>57404465
Fuck, how do you like living on the border?
>>57404426
But we aren't.
>>57404466
>not one single team
>>57404430
>>57404440
One day Minnesota... one day
>>57404472
he was friendly sure, but that doesnt mean he cant be super loud and annoying
>>57404474
I don't want to tho, that isnt the type of person I am
>>57404504
Shut up or we'll move your hockey team to Florida.
>>57404504
nigga my house is literally ten minutes from downtown
>>57404504
>But we aren't.
Fuck you bitch, you don't speak for Minnesota. GTFO.
>>57404466
Whoa, chris made the new videos?
If this post is dubs, I'll bake a cake tonight.
If it isn't, I might anyway. Got a bad sweet tooth.
>>57404415
me on the right
>>57404500
Ohhh that makes sense, because prisons are really racially segregated, i know what you mean now. I wonder where all those ex-felon neo nazis work for bread on the table, if not welfare
>>57404129
It was a road scooter, meant for real roads. It felt cartoonish since he was too big for it. He also had a flashlight duct taped to the top because the things head lights were broken. I've seen a few odd people in walmart or on fat people scooters but this guy outdid them. Wish I took a photo.
>tfw last episode of TPB season 10
hold me brehs
Average American woman
>>57404514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OZzZHLYjzM
>>57404545
Ah fuck, didn't realize that sorry ;_; Did you ever have Galactic Pizza up there? Fucking great.
>>57404548
>>57404538
I'm sorry Canadian pals
>>57403332
>sharing a country with syrupy weebs
gross tee bee aych
>>57404590
>pizza outside NY
>fucking great
Are people really this deluded? Are your taste buds functional?
>>57404588
What a polite nigger, seems like a good man
>>57404588
I like the homage to the Joker in her eyebrows and two face in her lips. I could never be that big of a batman fan
>Choose the street signs
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CLICK AT?
EVERYTIME I CLICK AT THE ENTIRE SIGN, IT SAY ERROR
AM I SUPPOSED TO CLICK AT THE POLE ALSO?
>>57404590
You misunderstand, we don't want Minnesota to be a part of our country. Minnesota IS a part of our country.
>>57404430
>North Dakota
Heh heheh w-worst D-dakota!
>>57404590
Minnesota does have a funny accent
>>57404654
That's funny, last I checked, our milk doesn't come in BAGS
>>57404647
click refresh
googles new capcha is garbage
>those ones that disappear and reload new images
>make a mistake and have to keep going or refresh to get new
>>57404631
This is an objectively correct post
The only pizza worth anything is NY style pizza
>>57404685
>LITERALLY CARRY THEIR MILK IN BAGS
>>57404657
I love you SD don't worry.
>>57404631
Nah it's this place and they have vegan and hemp stuff and it's fucking awesome and good.
>>57404685
Bro look at your local kwiktrip
>>57404668
It's enjoyable though.
>>57404476
Well, I've only really ever traveled in Asia. I've stayed for a long time in Malaysia, which was really nice in the non-Muslim parts. I've been to South Korea, which is basically like living in America 2bh.
And then I've obviously been to India back and forth a few times to visit relatives, which is never ever fun unless you go to the far north near the Himalayan range.
I've been to Thailand, which is actually very similar to Vietnam outside of Bangkok. The Thai natives told me that Vietnamese people are known for being very generous despite having very little.
My fianceé is half Ukranian (other half is pure ameriburger irish german whatever), so I'll be going there in a few years, which i imagine to be a proper shithole.
Idk man, international travel is not for me. I love America too much to travel outside of it. I have a life goal of visiting all 50 states. And boy oh boy, we have it so lucky here in the USA. You see what true poverty is when you go to Asia
>>57404685
>bagged milk
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57404685
if we annexed you you'd start getting our imports, or overpriced lower quality goods from your previous country.
also you'll get to pay very high shipping costs, especially now that the CAD is doing poorly. it'll be great buddy, you're going to love it.
>>57404590
>tfw no qt rural accent
>>57404685
>>57404712
>>57404743
It's efficient.
>>57404721
>HQ in Wiscuckson
Ah yes, the meager Wisconsinite proves once more that they are inferior cucks
>>57404685
That is literally unforgivable for a Canadian. You Minnesotans should be ashamed.
who /kemps/ here?
>>57404278
Thanks
Gonna sing some shitty musical shit. If I feel like it is okay enough, I'll embarrass myself for you fuck heads
>>57404774
It's either bagged milk or go fuck your mother
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
just started watching pandorum fellas
love me some sci fi
>>57404721
>Nah it's this place and they have vegan and hemp stuff and it's fucking awesome and good.
You lost me there sister... what the on gods earth are you talking about?
>>57404696
Greatest ally :3
all of north america will soon be annexed by best korea
Is it true that eastern yuro girls like american accents?
>>57404774
/KEMPSCOWS/
>>57404771
Fuck, that actually makes me feel better about myself, thanks man.
>>57404766
You should have grown up on a farm, it would have fucked up your accent like mine.
>>57404796
>Canadian innovation
What is wrong with bagged milk?
>>57404774
Hi Kemps isn't really around here but is bretty good
>>57404768
No, it's not.
>>57404816
>couldn't even take a tiny peninsula
>>57404738
That's awesome. Like you I pretty much want to stay in the US. Maybe drive around all the states. I don't think I could bring myself to eat at Waffle House though.
iHop master race here
>Canada
>Milk comes in bags
>Mexico
>People come in bags
>>57404856
>bagged pop
>bagged water
>bagged beer
None of that is normal, so why is it acceptable for milk?
>>57404856
LITERALLY NOTHING
>>57404869
>western propaganda
>implying he didn't just show mercy for the keks
>>57404868
Yes it is.
>>57404900
>pop
>>57404900
You just don't see the benefits
>>57404900
>pop
What's it like being in love?
>>57404872
>iHop master race here
Thats funny, I'm going to eat there tomorrow morning with my buds.
>not just gaining 5 lbs every road trip to another state by eating at Waffle Houses
le shiggerdipdip
>>57404856
it's too efficient for Americans
>>57404922
That's what it is though
>>57404958
its soda, you godless heathen
>>57404880
>>57404922
>>57404943
>soda
>>57404948
it's pretty great
especially if it's reciprocated, which it always is for me because I'm awesome
>>57404900
it's a slippery slope
>>57404904
What is even the point of having it in a bag? You can't even pour from the bag unless you want to spill everything. What if the bag gets punctured?
