john barnes edition
watching the crow
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35861969
>When revelations of large-scale child abuse in Rotherham were reported in 2014, the perception of the town changed for many. What has it been like for those living locally?
>"We've had lots of violence, lots of racially motivated attacks. I am very concerned about my children," Nasrat Haider explains outside her home in Rotherham. She has five children and stepchildren, aged between seven months and 13 years old.
Everyone please take a moment to remember that the Rotherham grooming affected British-Asians at least as much, if not more than any other ethnic group. And before you post racist replies, remember that this is from the BBC, so is completely unbiased.
you've got to hold and give
and do it at the right time
interesting proposition desu
Just applied to be a store manager at Aldi lads
Egypt's tourism industry is fucking destroyed
Several attacks and now a plane hijacking
>>57056339
may God have mercy on your soul
don't like people who aren't white
>>57056339
aldi is dece money compared to other supermarkets desu
might apply to stock shelves
anyone gay here?
cocks in our arses amiright boys? :')
just caught a cheeky erection from this thread
>>>/fit/36553390
>>57056381
>>57056382
do you think if I just don't bother going to work they perhaps won't notice and I won't get shit for it?
>>57056381
Me ;^)
>>57056339
mate does this and makes over 100k.
well he manages multiple aldis
Going to jump to gregs for breakfast soon.
>>57056408
done this before and just never made any contact with them again
reckon they think i topped myself desu
>>57056408
What's your job?
gonna shave my 8 month neckbeard
>>57056381
*rubs your chest playfully*
>Egyptair airliner is hijacked after leaving Alexandria and lands at Larnaca airport in Cyprus, reports say
>>57056408
surely you'd know if you'd be able to get away with it or not
>>57056408
think theyll think ur an absolute bottler
>Self help books that tell you to quit your job if you hate it
Ah yes being unemployed will help a good deal!
>>57056451
noice
Since it's an impromptu early morning gay /brit/, does anyone want to be my bf?
whats something I can tell an employer that will make them think "ah yes, very impressive"
>>57056472
desu people who have enough money to afford 6 months unemployed and hate their job, can probably do better for themselse by doin that
does anyone in Wigan want to watch BvS with me?
I don't want to go alone.
>>57056489
>pull out your copy of the FT during the interview
>comment on the price of brent crude oil
>>57056487
no ur ugly
>>57056489
speak in a british accent and speak to them in a condescending tone
what was the york uni meme again lads?
learning from a mistake
>>57056516
Don't date bogwogs anyway but umm thanks for the feedback sweetie :) x
>>57056541
beanbags
>Work in 83 minutes
End it.
>>57056553
>bogwogs
why are you so racist?
just woke up
>>57056569
>4 days off
>in theory nobody really working anyway
>will still have 400 emails to go through
Well, guess I'm not getting anything done today. Email is cancer
>>57056577
g'day cunt
>work in never
just end it all
KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS
>>57056570
I'm so sorry. I regretted saying that pretty much as soon as I posted it.
Business idea: clock in to work at 7.15, fuck around for an hour until coworkers get here then clock out at 4
How much do you take home a month lads?
£1534.94 here
Business idea: penalise people who take the piss and try to abuse the flexi-time system, and then take away their flex privileges because they're a bellend
>>57056624
always did that. boss would always see me in really early like that, but would never accomplish anything until almost 9
>>57056611
that is okay anon! :)
i bet ur really cute :3
I'm on tinder
I'm on OKC
I did PoF before that
I'm on happn
My God
>>57056645
around $4k
Does anybody have any niggling doubts as to whether they actually suffer from anxiety or not?
Some things I can do, and some things I just will not do.
I've seen serious anxiety sufferers and they cannot function on their own.
I'm not as bad as them so I don't feel like I should try to get help for it, I'm just whining about nothing really.
Is that weird?
No-go zones?
>>57056645
c. £1700
Who /broke/ here
>>57056554
how long have you been here fucking oldfag
bet you have forehead wrinkles SO UGLY
>>57056665
Post knoife :^)
night lads
>>57056681
I think I might be bisexual and it makes me anxious.
I'm just sayin' I'd fuck a trap and not even feel weird about it.
Dropped your gay card
>>57056681
>anxiety about your anxiety
Ah yes, the eternal retard trap. The endless cycle of self-loathing and doubt that means you never get better.
Welcome to the club anon, you're truly here forever.
>>57056692
unironically been on /brit/ for about 15 months now
>>57056712
*picks it up*
fanks :3
*kisses you*
>>57056695
If you came up with that yourself then give yourself a pat on the back
>>57056712
*looks down*
was bane talking about europe?
>>57056624
know someone who does this. works 7 - 4 apparently. even better is his job exclusively involves being in charge of the annual schedule of a handful of people. he's been off sick for a long time too.
>>57056659
Uhh, m-maybe. I bet your accent is so pretty. ;_;
>>57056381
Gentle kisses are nice too
>>57056687
Fuck off billionaire
Just watched Captain Phillips, lads. Heard the guy was a real asshole in real life tho
>>57056528
>IT'S [CURRENT YEAR]
>>57056784
I'm in London, believe me I'm barely keeping my head above water
racism is worse than murder
>>57056810
32k and struggling to get by?
>>57056770
m-moar
>Egyptian airport security
>>57056810
what kind of place are you living in on that money? looking to move to london after uni and need to work out money stuff
thinking about stepping outside for a durrie
So I recently got my replacement phone and I lost lot of Brit folder I had on here.
Post nigels, caras and sersh pls
>Muslims have hijacked an Egyptian plane and forced it to land in Cyprus
>>57056821
My pay recently changed so I'm actually on 32k now. I laughed when i saw the new calculations, then felt bad because i actually do live month to month pretty much and have somehow become a living gimmick.
Been up all night on the gear and shagging prostitutes again
>>57056681
I always knew I had severe anxiety and it wasn't just regular hyperhidrosis but try explaining that to a GP.
Wasn't till I bought myself some xanax that I realised how life is meant to be lived. It just silences the voice in your head which is nice
The real victims of the attack on Brussels are Muslims that have to deal with people being mean to them
>>57056828
xx
>tfw no Aussie bf to get high and have bum fun with
>>57056859
Great lad
>>57056861
Too scared to see my GP lol
>>57056870
>>57056873
Iktf ;__;
>>57056770
>>57056853
>>57056870
Would you rather have a degenerate homo son, or a race traitor son?
>>57056838
"super studio" flat. Basically there's a wall between the couch and bed, and one between the bed and fridge but no doors. So it's a studio instead of a 1 bed (due to it having no actual bedroom).
>>57056861
I overindulge too much
>>57056897
>couch
wow fuck off
>>57056897
pic? what area? that's not too bad considering you're poor. don't you get benefit to help with rent too?
Have to phone my boss in 5 minutes to explain why I won't be in
Fugg. Hopefully I get the machine.
>>57056891
>Wasn't till I bought myself some xanax
Buy them yourself
>>57056873
>>57056894
Stop it lads xo
>>57056916
>don't you get benefit to help with rent too?
I fucking wish
>tfw gay
>cursed with a hairy bum
I have to shave every fucking day just so I can get a bumming. Do you know how annoying it is to have to shave/wax your butthole every day /brit/?
trailer park boys is my favourite anime
>>57056921
Last time I got the machine and had to leave a message they said they didn't get it and classed me as AWOL
>>57056921
her face is fucking grim but that body is incredible tb h
>>57056938
Hairy bums can be cute :)
*ahem*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aeokvYGoGH
>>57056924
No, you're too cute
>>57056938
Iktf, tbts why I laser mine
>>57056845
>tfw /pol/ only freaked out and started asking for sources when someone said the hijackers were white
>>57056921
I have xanax and several rcs. They just make me apathetic about getting help
>>57056958
I like her face
>>57056973
I like her ass more though
>>57056967
What the fuck is going on here mate
>>57056995
>a
foy
>woke up
>still alive
Sigh
>>57056973
I'm pretty sure my face is more feminine than hers tb honest with you. Girls with boyish faces can we gorgeous but her face legit looks like a transgender ""woman""
>>57056970
Egyptians are white
>>57056995
fingered her outside a nightclub in carlow
guzzlin lean so i can pass outt hahahh
>>57057022
this desu
Now fuck off yank
How severe does your anxiety need to be before your GP will help you? I feel like I have all the symptoms of GAD a lot of the time but I don't have panic attacks.
Some of the side effects of the drugs look a bit scary too. The only drug that helps me somewhat is booze and obviously I can't be drunk all the time.
>>57057022
You must look like a pussy then, m8
>>57057047
>and obviously I can't be drunk all the time
Pussy
>>57057022
>tfw baby face and always get ID'd
>>57056968
anything good on iplayer right now?
MY TRAIRLER PALK
>>57056929
you sure?
worth a check t b h
http://www.entitledto.co.uk/benefits-calculator/startcalc.aspx?e2dwp=y
>>57057047
they get you on a polygraph machine and make you talk to their hottest nurse
Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
Self-imposed social isolation
Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships[7]
Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
Feelings of inadequacy
Severe low self-esteem
Self-loathing
Mistrust of others
Emotional distancing related to intimacy
Highly self-conscious
Self-critical about their problems relating to others
Problems in occupational functioning
Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
Feeling inferior to others
In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts[8][9]
>>57057066
>tfw you'll never have anyone to hold and kiss like that
>>57057084
What is this describing?
>>57057084
my tinder bio
>>57057093
all me
>>57057084
13/16 :^)
off to starbucks (>>57055843) wish me luck xx
>>57057098
Me too.
Was hoping someone could diagnose me.
4 days off has put my poo rhythm out of sync
Got the machine. I sperged out a bit and also didn't sound as sick as I could have.
Regretting the call back later today.
>>57056958
I think her face is very attractive 2bh. Probably helps that she looks like my oneitus from 5 years ago
charli>bella
>>57057108
Godspeed x
>>57057108
Dont hurt yourself xo
americans say "getting chinese" when getting chinese food
brits say "getting a chinese" when getting chinese food
>>57057134
shagged a bird a few times with her exact body
>>57057141
getting a chinese takeaway
vs
getting chinese food
i think that's why
>>57057073
what episode is this from? I don't recognize this
>>57057022
>but her face legit looks like a transgender ""woman""
Whatever you say, m8
Dreading work
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35915139
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. What's the next step of your master plan?
>>57057163
season 9 final
watched the entire thing tonight because 10 just dropped on netflix and i needed to catch up
love being off uni just guna sit in cafes all day. it's so fucking cold thou!
>chinky bitches
>>57057078
As I thought
Gonna have a shower, then afterwards im gonna toss, would anyone be interested in me vocarooing it?
>>57057188
>using my meme
>>57057174
Maybe they're just holding them hostage in exchange for something
>>57057093
>>57057111
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
might get a PA piercing
the british conservative party should be forced to change thier name
nothing conservative about a sugar tax. bloody ridiculous. let people drink and eat what they want.
Thank god my ancestors stole a loaf of bread lads
>>57057197
Yes, very xx
>>57057093
>>57057111
Avoidant personality disorder
>>57057191
any idea why not? do you have a lot of savings? would have thought someone earning as much as you do would be entitled to something especially in london
>>57057248
>do you have a lot of savings?
>>57057198
I don't see your name on that, there meme boy.
>>57057236
my god her body is incredible.
>>57057197
yes but you should do it before so it's dirrrtier you naughty stud ;)
8 Brits and 10 Yanks on the hijacked plane. Looks like they're letting the women and kids go and then blowing themselves up.
>>57057259
>fat tire
disgusting
>>57057174
CIA: (referring to a terrorists wifes bin bag) If I pull that off will she die?
Terrorist: It would be extremely painful
CIA: You're a big guy
Terrorist: For her
>>57057256
she has wider shoulders than me
>>57057267
If he does it afterwards he'll still be all moist and you'll hear all those sexy wet noises ;o
>>57057273
noice. smug cunts thought a cheeky weekend break to egypt of all places would be a jolly outing for their family to brag about to their work collegues. not so jolly now
Ffs lads I'm at some stupid work drinks think fucking hell I want to leave so bad :(
>hate the tory scum because I can't afford anything
>spend all day in Starbucks on my mac drinking fappachinos
>Millennials
>>57057273
fuck are so many yanks and brits doing o nthat plane
why would anyone travel anywhere near the middle east anymore?
>snowing
are you fucking joking
>>57057326
i was there on business you cunt now i'm stuck in some shitty greek island and the airplane is starting to get smelly
literally watching a seagull chewing a boot that's been chucked on a roof atm
i live in liverpool city centre
>>57057348
LOL that's literally mee T.B.H (pbuh)
(Sent from my MacBook Pro)
>>57057352
It was going to Alexandria so I assume they were tourists.
>>57057365
scouse banter unmatched
>>57057365
Keep us updated
>>57057365
truly gorgeous city. i paid 20 quid for that part of the tourism
also ended up grinding in Bumper at 3am.
top city in europe
>>57057396
>96
>>57057273
any aussies or other relevant nationalities or just yanks and poms?
Seems like I added a few pages to my screen-play on that trip
Not bad.
>click article based on semi-interesting title
>turns out to be a paki article for Britain's """"asian"""" community that no one cares about
tired of these bait and switches
>spend five minutes making fart noises to 'you got a friend in me'
>only one (you)
>>57057365
Are you at uni?
City centre apartments are a bit billionaire tier, maybe even in Liverpool
>>57057441
yet missed work
57057450
One too many
>>57057444
erm no thats an article about actual indians living in india u retard
>>57057451
ye i am but i live in a scummy tennament sharing which is £80 pw, not one of the posh student ones or actual flats. can't wait to move out to a nicer place for the summer.
>>57057441
would happily eat every meal for the the rest of my life out of her arsehole
>>57057451
>apartments
FOY
>>57057477
rasheed
>>57057508
>magazine articles cant be interesting if theyre about ASIANS
rorke
DYING FROM THE COLD
homeless cunts must be frozen dead atm
>>57057507
No
Flats are only the council's scummy commie blocks desu
>>57057441
Also added a segment about having my characters re-enact a Columbine-esque massacrer
Hmmm
>>57057465
Who cares about work. Not me. Until my boss phones me that is to ask me why I muttered on the answering machine and asking me if I can come in later today.
>staying off work has me more stressed than being at work
Send help
>>57057501
Same
>>57057525
you can sleep well knowing that refugees have been put up in luxury flats tho
>start shaving
>battery dies
the fuck do I do now?
I have ot be out in half an hour
haha gf is such a dork
>>57057544
bust out the tweezers and duct tape my son
>>57057544
you don't have an emergency disposable?
smdh
>>57057544
>he doesn't wet shave
You could have prevented this
>>57057570
there's an old rusted disposable bic in the bin
>oh boy a new tinder match
>fat and/or ugly asian chick
Every time
>>57057594
enjoy your tetanus m8
business idea: steal bernie ecclestone's skin and save formula 1
>>57057626
More like tit-n'-arse
>>57057623
Iktf except replaces Asians with rednecks who live 30 miles away
>>57057240
>>57057267
Just got out of the shower xo
Should i just start recording the moments before i cum? Feel like a melt recording 5 minutes of tossing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXG_rexEE4
>>57057623
I'd take a high test asian desu
>>57057655
i'd listen to 5m of it, but you have to moan a bit
>>57057623
stop swiping right on them then smfh
bad hijacker
landed the plane and let the passengers go
why even bother
>>57057623
I'm so desperate at this point I'd fuck anything above a 4 tb honest with you
stewart lee comedy vehicle not as funny as the last series desu
>>57057685
>implying I'm going to actually bother looking at individuals instead of speed-tapping for 60 seconds
>>57057655
Yeah sounds good, I can't wait ;3 xxx
>>57057699
you only get 40 swipe rights a day. why would you waste them on piggies
>>57057690
Maybe it was on his bucket list to hijack a plane
>>57057690
To show you that Islam is the religion of peace.
IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT BRO
If we took a holiday *holiday*
took some time to celebrate *celebrate*
just one day out of life *holiday!*
It would be, it would be so nice!
girl i used to smoke with is single
might do a polygamy
>>57057709
>>57057674
Whats your first names xo ill say your names when im about to cum xx
>>57057767
Farage, Nigel Farage
>>57057767
fucks sake lad pull your head in
>>57057767
alex :p
remember to take a yummy pic too
Normies are starting to stir, mobile phone message alert noises around me are intensifying
>>57057767
stannis! stannis! STANNIS!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O9CqJHDwgH
>>57057767
Sam :) x
Imagine living in a place called 'Rotherham'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35861969
>>57057810
are you at uni? so annoying when normies turn their phone tone up to show off
Not even gay but even I want to listen to this Aussie wank now.
>>57057831
Son do you even check the thread before posting?
>>57057840
Nah work. All the normies are now arriving with their trendy costa cups too.
>>57057876
where do you work? having a job seems pretty normie to be h
Islam? Don't rate it
>people just strolling off the plane like it ain't no thang
>>57057912
A smallish IT service company
>you are now aware that the constant trap posting is a sjw tactic to desensitise you and make them appear normal
>>57057913
rorke
That's how it starts. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel
>>57057913
Religion? It all seems a bit silly to me ngl
>>57057951
what constant trap posting
>>57057976
Bella thorne spammer
fucking hell there's been a bombing at a belgian airport
>>57057998
all kickin off today innit
Fucking hell, the Germans have invaded Poland
justin bieber so # T H I C C right now
>open new tab
>forget what I opened it for
bloody hell they've discovered a new continent on the other side of the atlantic
