Why do Italians call sheets of cardboard with paper toppings "pizza"? Here in America we use real bread, real tomato sauce, real cheese, and various other real toppings to make real pizza.
>>62273169
>Here in America
>real cheese
This is a picture of a typical Italian "cheese" "pizza".
>>62273169
>Here in America we do ______ better
Why does this not surprise me?
Yeah you invented junk food and that's the only thing you eat. You wouldn't recognize real food if somebody shoved it into your mouth.
And here we have a typical Neapolitan pizza.
Here in italy we hate ameritards.
Just the other day me and my pals met some stupid ameritard tourist that asked us for directions with his silly anglo accent. Lol he looked and sounded like a legit retard, but I guess it was just him being an ameridumb. Anyway we told him what he was: a stupid clueless ameriretard and that he should fuck off back to whatever shithole he was from.
Kek that fat piece of lard shit got told, he was all whiny whiny "b-but io america, america bella, america salva te". Keeeeek so pathetic, we pushed him and call his fat burgereating ass names, and he run off crying. LEL.
Ameritard surely got a souvenir to bring back home, lol, stupid pathetic little ameridumb piece of shit.
>>62274954
I had three Italian women lick my dick at the same time while two italian men massaged my feet and called me "generalissimo".
>>62274954
You seem extremely butthurt mario
>>62276586
excess in high fructose corn syrup must really get one high
>>62278245
Id rather eat corn syrup than starve in a fourth world shithole like panama.
>>62273169
thin pizza tastes better because there is less paste
if i wanted to eat paste i'd go eat a loaf of bread thank you
thin pizza lets you actually taste the cheese, meat etc. which btw all taste much better in italy than usa
>>62278245
>He doesn't even have access to natural medicine in his country
We don't need HFCS to get high ;)
>>62277355
Butthurt? Yeah I am assmad, and do you know why I'm angry?
Because I wasn't born amerigod masterrace.
>>62273169
>Real cheese
>America
>>62273414
Estàs butthurt, amigo?
>>62273318
10/10 would try
>le european cheese meme
The only people who make better cheese than the U.S. is the dutch. Havarti and Colby-Jack are the best cheeses tbqhwymef (to be quite honest with you my european friends)
